🎪bruh-fart

[glad carbon]

Bruuuno I don't feel good :(

[heady crow]

whyy

are you sick?

[glad carbon]

Idk I think I need mouse bites

[heady crow]

🐭 hii

[buoyant lintel]

we need more mouse bites

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[heady crow]

how do you not feel good though?

bcs idk with your wack sleep schedule

[glad carbon]

Are you gonna be the mouse :3

[placid sail]

hello froggert

would you kindly answer my question before I go to eep

[heady crow]

if you dont mind biting ;3

[high wing]

ok frank fontaine

[placid sail]

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/would-you-kindly-bioshock-atlas-kindly-kind-gif-10321160930761356472

[pastel quartz]

would you kindly

[placid sail]

yes yes I know

okay seems like he's busy erping I go eep

goodbye forever brainfart

[high wing]

goodnight buzy

[heady crow]

sorry

anyways gn bzeek

[pastel quartz]

bruh

is that a black sun trans flag with a skibidi toilet

wierd combination

[pastel quartz]

nah

that should be

just

"gabagool"

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-gabagool-tony-therapy-gif-26084338

"gabagool? ova heere" 🔥 ✍️

[glad carbon]

What

[summer flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001974071195603016/1360661553741041934/52207616-31EE-4FCB-B9D4-81C72FCE6783.mov?ex=67fd3fd2&is=67fbee52&hm=18e6dd147d50d4180d700def5666ad5e8757bc7a7ac14421dd708a54880ce69f&

[glad carbon]

Busy out here asking me shit without even sending me the question

Stupid slavic twunk

[pastel quartz]

not much difference between both

both are never gonna come out, or even thinked of

[dreamy flax]

Warned cosiestoyster. for: Black sun AND skibidi toilet
Warning: 2

[heady crow]

hey falco

[hazy finch]

why do mods use like 3 different commands/bots to warn people

[glad carbon]

@grizzled meadow wake up

[grizzled meadow]

Because Josta is a mimimi

[grizzled meadow]

I should be asleep, have to wake up early

[heady crow]

get oflin to moderate

[grizzled meadow]

He's doing it

[terse osprey]

He's stuck forever in newbie chat for that

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-donald-trump-meme-donald-trump-trump-meme-meme-gif-10861228265273156770

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-donald-trump-meme-donald-trump-trump-meme-meme-gif-10861228265273156770

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/340410957081870339/1361120939215159306/652709981.jpg?ex=67fd9a28&is=67fc48a8&hm=8aa8c10c469e9d8f9ef08693cd7f2207ade03db00157b42e3a274e2c299f888f&

[glad carbon]

Go to sleep old man

[glad carbon]

I'm it

[pastel quartz]

real chads level END

[idle veldt]

Good build king

[undone wave]

was it a JD vance meme? I missed it

[pastel quartz]

not even memeing either, stamina is one of the biggest limiters to your damage, especially if you already are confident in your dodges

[idle veldt]

So true

[primal rapids]

Wear full tree sentinel armor with a greatshield

[idle veldt]

Lets you get a stagger sometimes

[pastel quartz]

I'm doing a gex build

only like 4 hours in

[primal rapids]

Why do you have 20 strength if you’re doing a dex build? Are you going to use Bolt of Gransax or Godslayer Greatsword?

[pastel quartz]

I got it to 16 for naginata and my brain likes round numbers

what I'm saying is my ape brain likes when things are divisible by 5 or 10

[primal rapids]

You could also use a zweihander with keen infusion too

[pastel quartz]

true

[pastel quartz]

a what build

bass cannon my beloved

[pastel quartz]

dex

or will be once I get further

[pastel quartz]

meme with a black sun and skibidi toilet

powerstance uchikatana with wakizashi for parrying

[primal rapids]

I think the worst part of Elden Ring builds is that there’s no int/fth infusion

[pastel quartz]

I agree

it's what has kept me from doing a real int/fth run

[pastel quartz]

I use naginata when fighting things that can't be parried though

[idle veldt]

Play reforged Finland

[primal rapids]

Like, yeah, you can do some serious damage with the int/fth catalysts but if you want an actual weapon you get two (2) and one of them is in the DLC

[pastel quartz]

dear god

oh my god I haven't told any of you

[idle veldt]

We can coop it

[primal rapids]

At least faith/arcane has more viability given the dragon communion stuff and how fucking strong arcane infusions can be

[arctic pawn]

i suck at that game

but i love that shit anyways

[pastel quartz]

long story short I became somewhat of an enigma on reforged's discord server, played it for 100's of hours, and became imfamous on the server because I would go out of my way to whine to piss people off

[idle veldt]

When did that happen

[pastel quartz]

eventually I kept getting more and more absurd with what I said, and then left

[pastel quartz]

little did I know they not only tracked my activity on other elden ring servers, they also though I was deadass

[narrow sorrel]

reforged?

[pastel quartz]

so when I said something along the lines of "reforged makes me throw beer cans at my infant son" they thought I wasn't kidding

[narrow sorrel]

you were kidding?

[pastel quartz]

so now whenever new people would get active they would tell new people about me, and when my name came up people would go "wait, the beer can finland?"

[pastel quartz]

popular elden ring mod

[high wing]

sounds like something you would do tbh

[pastel quartz]

short while back I found all this out because I rejoined, and decided as a final send off I blessed them with flow and made them realize I have been a shitter the whole time

it was kino

but yeah now I don't show my face there since I think the mods there want to brutally curb stomp me

also I don't love the mod but that's just me

[primal rapids]

https://fixvx.com/dpfvm2305/status/1907786137902657949

bluecloud (@[e-mail])

Welcome to Wilds

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 3, 2025, 1:23 PM

[idle veldt]

Glad to know we have a celebrity in this server

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/kyubey-madoka-magica-kyubey-madoka-magica-gif-26136774

[deep topaz]

i want it to be grow season

i want these potatoes in the ground

[cunning lance]

Not only

But mainly

[shell venture]

this would go insane on audit search days

[fluid heron]

meat barrel is growintg

[primal rapids]

Commence the making of the meatwraps

[fluid heron]

naw they will subsist only off dried meat

gotta remind them they cant have anything good in life

https://tenor.com/view/odd-kast-meatballs-oddkast-meatball-meatball-gif-19944825

[pastel quartz]

are you in a communist country or something

cant afford anything else?

[primal rapids]

Look at this fool disparaging the perfect vegetable

[pastel quartz]

I know I know, it grows on any patch of soil

[fluid heron]

shit is growing at an alarming rate

[primal rapids]

You can also do basically anything with potatos

[pastel quartz]

but I associate potato farming with the starvation and desperation in communist countries

stupid commie fucks cant even keep a country from dissolving

[pastel quartz]

I agree

vodka is pretty good

[primal rapids]

My brother in Christ do you consider the Irish communists?

They had just a tiny little issue with potatoes

[pastel quartz]

no, I consider them british haters

[storm stream]

I've heard that for people in East Asian countries the potato is a bit of a delicacy

bc they mostly eat rice

[pastel quartz]

They are based

they hate to the british to the point of rigging their cars with fertilizer bombs

thats based

but eastern communists

I abhor

[fluid heron]

copper prices are through the roof im making fucking bank

[pastel quartz]

copper? you mean copper lines?

[fluid heron]

on some ea nasir shit

[pastel quartz]

goddamn, modern mesopotamian copper salesman here

[pastel quartz]

nah, dont compare yourself to that scammer, his copper is shit

[fluid heron]

the labor force must grow this isnt enough

shek are mad dogshit at mining

[pastel quartz]

bro scammed Nanni

[hazy finch]

@tidal trellis i dident know you were in harvard

[fluid heron]

flops moving up in the world

oh boy fun mod conflict

that didnt exist last time i loaded up this list

[dreamy flax]

New nickname: Leonard

[summer flame]

what mods you running?

[fluid heron]

detailed textures is probably whats causing the conflict

older mod never had issues with it till now

using most of the mood moods and native stylize

and advanced training dummies cuz i could either pay 25k and get bps to become op or exploit my ass off

texture conflict which is weird because im running no other body mods

and i have a proper load order

might swap it out for compressed textures for faster load times

[hazy finch]

this looks like something you see on the teenagers screen when hes playing a game in a movie that clearly nobody on the production team has played a game in their life

[fluid heron]

dont talk about kenshi like that

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/hussain-gamerkhasan24-imam-fnaf-lore-kosovo-hood-moments-gif-24675404

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-rodney-rodney-sus-gif-21331643

[shell venture]

wtf is "automated" ?

[shell venture]

machines should be limited to funny sounds and beeps

[fluid heron]

reloading the game fixed the bug

i have no fuckin idea why

[ancient barn]

always does

[high wing]

it almost sounds like someones doing a near good impression of his voice

even though its ai

[fluid heron]

cock and ball torture

[mossy void]

Just the way you like it

[river zealot]

Head hurts

Mlrs firing at my city

Can it get any fucking worse

2nd salvo

[mossy void]

How inconsiderate of them

[river zealot]

3rd salvo

[idle veldt]

It could be a nuke

[river zealot]

4th

[prime zenith]

what kind of meat

[fluid heron]

cock

[prime zenith]

FatCock

[fluid heron]

barrell full of dick

[prime zenith]

no more starving

i need to play kenshi again

shit was peak

maybe we wait for kenshi 2 (in 20 years)

[solar breach]

always love it when the townspeople compliment my horse

[solar breach]

sorry but kenshi is one of the best sandbox open worlds ever made

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/goonicide-reverse-goonicide-reverse-reverse-goonicide-goon-gif-1553856178782364507

[mossy void]

Bro trims his foreskin every morning

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/rdj-doom-doom-goonicide-rdj-doom-goonicide-gif-12066254277995779694

they whitewashed goonicide

[idle veldt]

Damn Robert looks good

For being like 75

[shell venture]

he needs waves

nvm that was ozzy not dr doom

[idle veldt]

The crazy train guy

Question mark

[shell venture]

no green goblin

[idle veldt]

Oh wilem

[shell venture]

norman not ozzy my bad

[idle veldt]

He was in nosferatu

[shell venture]

they have the same last name

[idle veldt]

He was great

[shell venture]

not wilem i mean the actual normal in the comics

he had waves

[idle veldt]

What does he look like bald

[shell venture]

nah bro can't be bald

he dies but the waves stay on

[idle veldt]

THATS GREAT

[solar breach]

Damn white boy got the heat

[mossy void]

This was a flashbang so I looked it up
He really is 60

[pastel quartz]

broskis I have another probkem

[mossy void]

fuckin aging man

Not looking forward to him dying

[idle veldt]

I was goofing but I legit thought he was still in his 50s

[mossy void]

Yeah he is 60 years old

[idle veldt]

Younger than my father

[mossy void]

Aw I missed his birthday

April 4th

[idle veldt]

Were you going to send him a card

[pastel quartz]

dawgs what do I say, a girl I know from out of town invited me to hang out

[mossy void]

No I was going to go to his sleepover

[idle veldt]

Need a lot more information

You can come to my sleepover because it’s my birthday today

[pastel quartz]

like a pre-established relationship or something?

[solar breach]

Socially inept retard asking a stalker server for help as if we aren't all socially inept

[pastel quartz]

I know her, when I still lived back in paris

[pastel quartz]

I cant just ignore her

I know her personally

[solar breach]

You were a parisian? Gotta block this mf rn

[pastel quartz]

not anymore

[mossy void]

Oh wait hold on

[pastel quartz]

moved to a different city for college

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-push-meg-gif-1925444329437912191

Lmao

[idle veldt]

No like what’s the circumstances of this person asking you out

How do you feel about them

[pastel quartz]

uh, mixed

[idle veldt]

That’s a HORRIBLE sign

[pastel quartz]

I had previous feelings yet I dont want to pirsue it

[idle veldt]

Why

[pastel quartz]

keyword had

[idle veldt]

Ok what happen

[pastel quartz]

moved cities

[idle veldt]

Ok well, that’s not like a personality thing

[pastel quartz]

just didnt have time for her

[idle veldt]

My personal opinion, I would find time for anyone, especially someone I might date

If you didn’t have strong feelings then

Why are you asking us now

[pastel quartz]

dawg I dont plan to

I need a nice way to turn her down

[idle veldt]

Are you sure it’s a dating ask

[pastel quartz]

she has like other friends in this city in which I know they're available to

and she chose to ask me

[idle veldt]

Bro

That’s not strong evidence

You could just do the date and then turn her down at the end

Idk might be nice

[pastel quartz]

I dont want to go outside

[idle veldt]

You’re an orangutan

[long niche]

Just say that you routinely engage in “brainrotfart” in the stalker gamma mod discord

[pastel quartz]

she literally said "it would be nice to see you again"

[idle veldt]

You should go outside

Yeah I say that to my cousins

[long niche]

Just say “sorry in busy talking to flop and his 15 alt accounts he bullies himself with”

[pastel quartz]

nah, I need a nice way to turn her down

[long niche]

Scream monkey noises in her face

[river zealot]

So why not

[idle veldt]

I’ve never turned someone down

I can’t give a response

[river zealot]

Pussy

[idle veldt]

I haven’t needed too!

I dated one person, my wife!

[pastel quartz]

will "I have things to do" work?

[pastel quartz]

orangutans are observed to be isolated, when reaching juvenile status, orangutans tend to move away from their mother and avoid other orangutans in the wild

[narrow sorrel]

Yet you're in brainfart?

[pastel quartz]

they wake up, find food, build a nest on top of trees and thats about it

[idle veldt]

I’m a big gamer

[pastel quartz]

I'm excluding the part where they mate, It doesnt fit my narrative

[long niche]

This is where I choose to spend my time

[shell venture]

that's what they all say

[idle veldt]

I mean she will see through it as you turning her down

But it’ll work bro

[narrow sorrel]

The chad thing to do is to meet her so you can turn her down in-person

[pastel quartz]

make it more convincing then

"I have ____ to do, so sorry I cant go"

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-i-have-to-return-some-video-tapes-gif-8781758

[pastel quartz]

I dont want to go outside

[shell venture]

my window just opened on it's own
street light are all out so it's pitch black
and it's heavy raining

it's over fellas

[river zealot]

Dawg stop being such a pussy

Turning her down forever is a shitty move

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/ripbozo-packwatch-rest-in-piss-forewer-you-wont-be-missed-gif-12361132576890515601

[river zealot]

Go talk to her like a man

[idle veldt]

Doesn’t she know you don’t go outside

[idle veldt]

I do think you should just hang

[shell venture]

what's the situation so i can give my unfiltered dogshit take

[pastel quartz]

okay, turned her down, its done

[pastel quartz]

no, I havent talked to her since I moved out

or a message, she just recently dmd me

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[pastel quartz]

its done

anyway

back to my isolationist lifestyle

[shell venture]

french man turning women down

a classic

[idle veldt]

Kind of a fumble tbh

[mossy void]

Just tell her “I’m not interested in a relationship right now”

It’s really that simple

[pastel quartz]

its done

I already turned her down

[shell venture]

just say
baby i want nice fuck

[river zealot]

You failed me

[pastel quartz]

she hasnt replied, I won

[long niche]

Tell her “you’re done”

[river zealot]

What did you say

[mossy void]

Good question

[pastel quartz]

I had to finish my thesis, I cant go

[long niche]

Screenshot or it didnt happen

[mossy void]

Bruh

[shell venture]

he said
j'aime beacoup sucer le bite

[mossy void]

That’s so shit

[pastel quartz]

she hasnt replied back, so I won

[mossy void]

You’re afraid of telling her you’re not interested

[shell venture]

there was no winning

[mossy void]

So you’re gonna lead her on

Not cool man

If you’re not interested just say that

[pastel quartz]

not that either, she hasnt replied, the chatting thingy didnt pop up

looks like that was the end of it

[mossy void]

And if it’s not a good time just say “It’s not a good time in my life for a relationship right now”

[river zealot]

Thats what im saying

[mossy void]

If you sent a message and she didn’t reply immediately that doesn’t mean it’s settled

[pastel quartz]

I'm sure this wont change my future drastically

anyway

yeah

[mossy void]

Yeah but you’re gonna make her feel shitty by keeping your true feelings hidden

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/syria-flag-walking-parade-gif-14464077

[pastel quartz]

orangutans tend to avoid other orangutans in the wild, I'm applying their logic in my life

it works wonders

[mossy void]

Men.

[idle veldt]

Cope

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-yemen-gif-13978592286007389606

[pastel quartz]

go out in the wild to fend for food(to my living room and in my fridge) and go back up the tree where my nest is (my bedroom)

and avoiding other orangutans

[idle veldt]

Do you have a job

[pastel quartz]

yes

but I mostly work at home and I'm on my break

[idle veldt]

Well that’s better than raccoon

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/kim-il-sung-president-my-beloved-heart-locket-gif-19355966

[pastel quartz]

in fact, you're right, she just replied I was sifting through it and it just translated to "I know you're not interested, just say that"

thats the end of that

[mossy void]

Fucking true

[pastel quartz]

I won

[idle veldt]

Damn you got cooked

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-10803707173623996772

[mossy void]

No you didn’t, you toyed with her and she picked up on that immediately, as women do

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/congo-republic-of-congo-congo-culture-explore-congo-visit-congo-gif-18121679676783994787

[pastel quartz]

no, I destroyed any chances of a connection in a span of seconds

[mossy void]

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures

[glad carbon]

hiii breezy

[mossy void]

Hello broter

[glad carbon]

hello friendly fella

[pastel quartz]

there was one other thing that stood out though "I would really like to see you but thats up to you" I wonder what that meant

[mossy void]

hru2dae

:)

[glad carbon]

goob

[mossy void]

Good

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-funny-garden-angry-fall-gif-4137999

[mossy void]

She’s dodging a bullet you’re incapable of communicating

[idle veldt]

Bro

[pastel quartz]

why the fuck does someone I havent even seen in 2 years want that anyway

[idle veldt]

It’s nice to hang out

Men are fr cooked

[mossy void]

And we wonder why women on twitter post “I hate men”

Incapable of just
Being honest

[pastel quartz]

she obviously wants something from me

[pastel quartz]

am I even a man if I think like an orangutan

[mossy void]

That’s literally what I was gonna say but dripping with sarcasm

[idle veldt]

Ur right she wants money

[mossy void]

Lmao

Yeah surely that’s what it is

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-characters-gif-25320889

[pastel quartz]

or the bananas I scavenged out in the wild

[idle veldt]

This bit can only go so far

[pastel quartz]

cant trust other orangutans these days

[pastel quartz]

look, this is a way for me to cope okay

[idle veldt]

I said that

[pastel quartz]

my life as a man has been failure so far

I found that adapting to think like an orangutan stabilized my life

[river zealot]

Idk man

You seem to have a good enough job

[pastel quartz]

no mental breakdowns these past few years, my therapist suggested that I switch to a mindset most consistent and stable

so yeah, it works

[idle veldt]

You know what helps me a lot

[pastel quartz]

thats what thinking like an orangutan got me

it works (for me)

[ionic raft]

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck.

But who knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

[pastel quartz]

is this an analogy of the rich being corrupt

I agree

[pale ingot]

F-
What the fuck are you writing about? This is a maths test.

[pastel quartz]

what

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871097728447426632/1361172737762005072/20250413_225414.jpg?ex=67fdca66&is=67fc78e6&hm=c6c84f6f5ff474c557909c6ccec24e48c1a8e24730bfe3b3361ddfb044cb57c2&

Man im gonna fucking die today

I have to be up for the next 8 hours

I havent slept in a day

[pale ingot]

the warrior

[river zealot]

And my head is about to explode

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

but yeah mario cool af

[pale ingot]

3 hours of sleep here

[fallow trellis]

3 hours of sleep keeps your immune system on its toes

[pale ingot]

true true

[pastel quartz]

oh yeah thats my buddy that lives in a zoo, the visitors got him used to human food and drinks

[pale ingot]

with all these fucked up temp changes the last few days maybe 3 hours is meta

[fallow trellis]

i slept 8 hours once and i felt like i had a hangover for the entire day

[pastel quartz]

sad tale really

[idle veldt]

Going on dates

[fallow trellis]

thats very homosexual of you

[pastel quartz]

sounds boring, anyway

[pale ingot]

just wait till they get one hooked on white monster

[pastel quartz]

bros gonna be heartbroken to the point of them thinking that stuff grows on trees💔

[fallow trellis]

imagine needing substances to depend on getting caffine

[pale ingot]

true true i just thug the whole day out no caffeine

[fallow trellis]

cant be me, i cant afford it

[pastel quartz]

just eat coffee beans raw

[fallow trellis]

thats literally the same thing

[pale ingot]

i wonder what apes are like in places where they have access to caffeine

[pastel quartz]

think of it like chimpanzee enclosures

except they're agitated all the time

[pale ingot]

horrors

[pastel quartz]

if you get close to the enclosure, they will throw shit at you

[pale ingot]

im guessing "shit" is in a literal sense here

[pastel quartz]

yes.

[pale ingot]

sounds about right

[pastel quartz]

chimps will throw anything, including shit at you

and if they're on caffiene, they're always agitated, no calming down

[pale ingot]

now give them a meth chocolate bar from back in the good old germany days

[pastel quartz]

get close to the enclosure, you get a multitude of shit, rocks, and whatever is in their enclosure at you

[pale ingot]

the whole enclosure just falls on you

they tilt the whole thing

[pastel quartz]

pretty much

[pale ingot]

villains don't even do misdeeds themselves anymore man. they just feed chimpanzees with meth. It's fucked

[pastel quartz]

goons in a nutshell

[pale ingot]

[pastel quartz]

"It aint easy bein a goon"✍️ 🔥

[pastel quartz]

I'd rather get blackout drunk anyway

hanging out cant solve years worth of mental instability

[pale ingot]

thug it out

[pastel quartz]

thats what getting drunk is for

[pale ingot]

thug it out raw

[pastel quartz]

dam

[fallow trellis]

world war z but with chimps

im so glad there are other animals who specifcally just kill chimps for the sake of it

[pastel quartz]

even our ancestors australopithecus afarensis would approve of it

[pale ingot]

[fallow trellis]

ive seen that video of that one guy who had his scalp removed because of a chimp

[pale ingot]

[fallow trellis]

they maybe smaller than us but those things dont have any form of inhibitors that would prevent selfharm

like if i were to punch something i would hold back somewhat and involuntarily because i might break my hand

chimps dont have those

they will literally give it their 100%

[pale ingot]

chimps are either just relaxed little guys or vicious creatures of unpredictability and wrath

[fallow trellis]

i think i also saw that one lady scientist who got disfigured after her own chimp went crazy and mauled her

[pale ingot]

wild

[pastel quartz]

years of evolution just for half of humans to have mental illnesses

[fallow trellis]

no hate on chimps but those are the animals i would never be near

ppl say lions are scary nah

[pastel quartz]

they maybe smaller but they are stronger

have you seen those chimps that are jacked, they could overpower someone of average build with no problem

[fallow trellis]

its because they will literally risk their limb and life just to attack you

and sometimes for no apparent reason

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/orangutan-driving-gif-24461244

these guys are chill though

I aspire to be like them

[pastel quartz]

sounding like some poeple

the phrase that we share a common ancestor with them makes sense

[fallow trellis]

death by chimpanze

[pastel quartz]

I'd be much better being comfortable around bonobos than chimps tbh

[pale ingot]

opinions on gorillas

[pastel quartz]

chill

they dont attack right away like the movies, they give you plenty of time to clear out

[pale ingot]

i respect that

thats cool of them

[pastel quartz]

they are more sensible than chimps

[pale ingot]

do they also go fuckin rabid though

[pastel quartz]

and its pretty easy not to aggrivate them, just dont show hostility (beating your chest)

[pastel quartz]

yes

[pale ingot]

ouh......

they do....

[pastel quartz]

they still are gorillas

they can and will snap you in half

[pale ingot]

im talking like in the random kill-everyone-around-you-and-then-yourself chimpanzee kind of way

[pastel quartz]

no

[pale ingot]

that's better then

[pastel quartz]

they are much more calmer than chimps

[fallow trellis]

chill

gorillaz will only fuck you up if they think ur stepping up

[pale ingot]

sigma male ass gorillas

[pastel quartz]

yep

[fallow trellis]

i would have a better chance at avoiding death or mauling by gorillaz than chimpanziees

chimpanzee give no warning

[pastel quartz]

they just go batshit crazy on random

[fallow trellis]

guy who got his scalp removed by a chimp, he was just chilling

but then again his fault for being near the chimp

[spark hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-jockey-minecraft-minecraft-movie-jack-black-chicken-jockey-minecraft-gif-7741901651009981063

[pale ingot]

no moral compass
no warning
no quarter

[spark hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-jockey-chicken-jockey-minecraft-minecraft-movie-gif-9774009371795721510

[pastel quartz]

dont forget, chimps also cannibalize each other in the wild

[fallow trellis]

didnt know that

[pastel quartz]

they do

[pale ingot]

that's something new

[fallow trellis]

but im glad im not a chimp then

[pale ingot]

if we were chimps we would be fuckin dead boss

[fallow trellis]

imagine being hannibal lectrd

[pale ingot]

chimpibal lector

[pastel quartz]

correct, our ancestors were australopithecus

before human

[fallow trellis]

idk if its chimps or some other ape but ik they also kill monkeys on sight

[pastel quartz]

I dont...think so?

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-donald-trump-meme-donald-trump-trump-meme-meme-gif-10861228265273156770

muslims?

[pastel quartz]

chimps are the only unpredictable ones, bonobos are pretty much hippies, gorillas scare off other animals in their vicinity, and orangutans dont attack unless its really needed

[pseudo robin]

Don’t chimps tear off peoples hands and genitals when they attack people because they know that’s important

[fallow trellis]

fucking based

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925942130239758357/1361193584036151387/Cat_gotta_lock_in_Heartburn.mp4?ex=67fdddd0&is=67fc8c50&hm=77c0abe4844b6c92b86f17db5ad421dc8b54112da5b6d069996472ab4b14eb84&

[pastel quartz]

chimps have retention yes, they can remember things

[fallow trellis]

mma could learn a thing or two from chimps

[pastel quartz]

wrestling naked in an enclosure and throwing shit at each other?

[pseudo robin]

Being killed by a chimp has got to be up there in the worst ways to die

[spark hemlock]

they're pretty much already naked

already

[fallow trellis]

i mean thats what most ape do i think, talking specifically at rip and tear genitals chimp

[pastel quartz]

like full on naked

[fallow trellis]

imagine not dying to it

thats what the scientist lady had

[pseudo robin]

[fallow trellis]

her body looks like she fell into a vat of acid and lived

[pastel quartz]

where is being sexually assaulted to death by a dolphin (while drowning) at

[fallow trellis]

guy was serious she had no hands left after the mauling

[pseudo robin]

tfw raped to death by a dolphin

[pastel quartz]

dolphins do that

[pseudo robin]

I remember seeing a photo of her after the attack she is proper cooked

[pastel quartz]

especially male dolphines

[fallow trellis]

improbable maybe, slippery mammal no thumbs also

never seen a dolphin be forceful tho so idk

[pastel quartz]

if you stick your pecker in a female dolphins hole, there might be a chance your dingaline gets torn off

[pseudo robin]

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/kooslibra-shrek-donkey-meme-gif-1469023059744434525

[pastel quartz]

so yeah, a shit way to die too

[pseudo robin]

Trying to fuck a dolphin, down unfathomably bad

[fallow trellis]

you probably deserve it if ur sticking ur willy

[pastel quartz]

pretty much

[pastel quartz]

you know whats worse, male dolphins hump anything that moves (dead or alive)

even with things outside their species

[idle veldt]

Wdym worse

[pastel quartz]

male dolphins will fuck anything from a carcass to anything with a hole

dead or alive

[pastel quartz]

they are the definition of game is game

[pseudo robin]

based

[pastel quartz]

imagine mating, couldnt be me

sex bad

[pseudo robin]

[idle veldt]

Volcel

[pastel quartz]

isolationism

[frail scaffold]

Tf is volcel

[narrow sorrel]

voluntarily celibate I guess

[frail scaffold]

Lmfaoo

[pastel quartz]

you call it being voluntary celibate, I call it isolationism

[narrow sorrel]

yet you are on brainfart losing neurons with a global cast of clownz

[narrow sorrel]

(I do not own any funkopops)

[pastel quartz]

borgor

[pastel quartz]

my version of isolationism is more in real life, no social life, no friends, no girlfriend, no wife, no family, I'm destined to die alone

I can still talk to strangers online

[narrow sorrel]

dont you have a job or something?

[pastel quartz]

I do

I just call them co workers

[keen jetty]

gonna take me a while to decipher this

[pastel quartz]

talk to them yet dont let them in

total isolation

[fallow trellis]

imagine being a wage slave enough to consider your co-workers as friends

or as an option for social life

[forest field]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-defoe-respect-gif-24551385

Me when bro says he's a step dad 👨🏼

[pastel quartz]

exactly, I'm just there to get that bag

My paycheck

[forest field]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-tucker-wtf-shit-kindashit-gif-9277584

Me when bro says he started dating her while she was already preggers

[fallow trellis]

the only thing i want to do with my co-workers is to run them over with my 2nd hand 2017 honda civic

[fallow trellis]

2nd player has joined

[forest field]

I debating on not honoring my "2 wEeK nOTiCe"

[pastel quartz]

continuing somebody elses save game

[forest field]

I met a dude like that. Bro being a step father is one thing.
But getting with the chicken when she's still carrying another man's kid inside her. That's crazy 🤪

That's actually bananas

[paper raven]

getting with the chicken reminds me of that one 4chan post where a guy fucked a raw chicken breast and got inflammation because of it

[fallow trellis]

I do not, I do not intend to marry anyone

let alone marry women

perish the thought

[paper raven]

marry men instead

[forest field]

No, you got worms in your butt

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-monkey-orangutan-smiliong-orangutan-ape-gif-21939747

[pastel quartz]

I intend to live up trees and just find fruits up trees, I dont want anyone

"In a world of flanged orangutans, be an unflanged orangutan, you won't have much responsibility"

[forest field]

Literally me when I couldn't find my flashlight at work

It was in my car

[pastel quartz]

when I show up to a lazy person competition but my opponent didnt even show up

[keen jetty]

summary execution

[lyric horizon]

dude downloaded a save

[forest field]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-the-plays-mind-blowing-200iq-brain-gif-16451975

[pastel quartz]

@tidal trellis hey vro... we finna behead you with hatchets... is that ok slime?💔 🏚

[pastel quartz]

playing on someone elsed save game

[split canyon]

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[lyric horizon]

Flop bingo

-WHO?
-IM STUDYING
-IM LISTENING TO MUSIC
-random fucking omori gif
-HEY!!!

[pseudo robin]

Guh? omori gif

[pastel quartz]

[lyric horizon]

Oh yeah I almost forgot,
"guh"

[pastel quartz]

beer and shite is a girl?

[pastel quartz]

No

Not a guy either

A secret third more sinister option

[lyric horizon]

[pastel quartz]

non binary?

[lyric horizon]

He is Sebastian

[pastel quartz]

No... retarded 💔

[pseudo robin]

Turkish

[lyric horizon]

Even worse

Algeria

[pastel quartz]

Could it get any worse

[lyric horizon]

ginger

[pastel quartz]

french

[pseudo robin]

[pastel quartz]

specifically from paris

[lyric horizon]

gypsy origin

[pastel quartz]

Ouch

[pastel quartz]

jerqing my baguette to this

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-people-with-feelings-cartman-south-park-ginger-kids-s9e11-gif-22317546

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/french-this-man-thanos-this-man-french-react-him-this-man-french-gif-2951897572347233724

[lyric horizon]

Do you guys have the screaming bird with the words "DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

[forest field]

I thought I saw something else

[lyric horizon]

I need it

[lyric horizon]

Brother

Hella combo

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/naggers-randy-wof-south-park-wof-wheel-of-fortune-gif-15452902

[forest field]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stare-disappointed-gif-13848065843414333862

[idle veldt]

This song fucks

[lyric horizon]

This one

Ty

[pastel quartz]

WAIT FUCK THEY'RE ALL WATERMARKWD

[pseudo robin]

!reddit

[split canyon]

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[pastel quartz]

Shitass reddit autowatermark is on by default whenever I make another reddit burner

[idle veldt]

Finland

[pastel quartz]

Wsg?

[pastel quartz]

honhonhon Je vais manger une baguette et insulter les étrangers🥖

[lyric horizon]

Perkele

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-france-plankton-spongebob-france-french-gif-11939902761284878588

[pastel quartz]

compréhensible

[pastel quartz]

On like number 4 by now

[pseudo robin]

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/ShitpostGate/status/1911645595573313616

ShitpostGateway (@[e-mail])

https://t.co/Ykc4v1UcKp

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 14, 2025, 5:00 AM

[pastel quartz]

it could be worse, visiting the UK

[lyric horizon]

greenfuckw...

[high meteor]

Finally a critic i can trust

[pastel quartz]

I made the obnoxious name on a night of heavy drinking

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/freshen-your-drink-governor-british-the-simpsons-casino-straight-from-the-streets-of-sussex-gif-20390376

[pastel quartz]

I understood that, when I drunk drove, I crashed my car

[pale ingot]

its a goated name

[pastel quartz]

*guvna

I know how they talk on the other side of the english channel

its like a fork scraping against a chalkboard

[pseudo robin]

Oi bruv u got yur tv licens?

[pastel quartz]

oh god

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/british-complaining-curses-brittish-english-gif-350326453401026330

[pale ingot]

Oi bruv u go' a lisens to be speeking li'e 'at?

[pastel quartz]

happiest birmingham resident

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-2877674803769001259

[pastel quartz]

"I live in Smethwick, Birmingham you want to fucking brawl come down to Smethwick ask for danny G, I'll come out my house and I'll break ya fucking legs"✍️ 🔥

[pseudo robin]

I’ve always thought it would be a good idea to wear chainmail if you were in London

[pale ingot]

lowkey would

it makes sense

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1183946192443420683/1361105357644107806/ScreenRecording_04-13-2025_16-23-25_1.mov?ex=67fd8ba5&is=67fc3a25&hm=e45f2aa5716d9d71ce5936227c523e806eb3f302931678ecb865976e9cc7ddcc&

[pale ingot]

i mean it's not as resistant to stabbing but you won't have your guts spilled out

[pseudo robin]

Just pulled up on the opps with a longsword

[deep topaz]

chainmail is as the best you'll get before you get like a modern stab vest

[pastel quartz]

"I JUST WOKE UP IN A STEAMY MOOD YEAH, CAUSE I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE, BIRMINGHAM IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE, I HATE THE FUCKING PLACE, ITS FULL OF DICKHEADS I HATE IT"🔥 🔥 ✍️

[deep topaz]

great for stab protection

[pseudo robin]

Happiest Englishman

[deep topaz]

unless you're being attacked by needlemen

[pastel quartz]

they migrate on the other side of the english channel into my country

speaking with their thick accent

My blood just boils

[pseudo robin]

[fallow trellis]

oflin is now a mod

im ok with this somehow

[pseudo robin]

Flop for mod when

[fallow trellis]

gonna block him now tho

[pseudo robin]

I couldn’t be paid to sit in newbies chat all day

A fate worse then death

[fallow trellis]

theyre as retarded there and here

[pastel quartz]

holy shit, for the first time I openly sound french

[pseudo robin]

At least people are funny in here sometimes

[fallow trellis]

why do u think some of them get exiled here

[pastel quartz]

now I remember why I replace my personality with an orangutans,

that will not happen again

[fallow trellis]

worse fate is being a helper in #🔨modded-gamma-support

[pale ingot]

Oaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaooaoaoaoaoaoaoa

[pale ingot]

hi twink @tidal trellis

[pastel quartz]

nah

moee

https://tenor.com/view/orangutan-driving-gif-24461244

[zenith rivet]

!debug

[split canyon]

@zenith rivet How to enable debug mode: #╭📖faq message

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/orangutan-gif-11413063183849077432

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[river zealot]

!cock

[split canyon]

@zenith rivet Learn how to properly cook: #╭📖faq message

[river zealot]

Get the fuck out of ma channel brothar

[fallow trellis]

#🤖bot-commands
you can be stupid here and in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat but not that stupid

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/macaquinho-gif-17267953830504704456

[lyric horizon]

You need to remember about the GAMMA spoiling system, which lasts 34 hours. Google "Stalker rule 34" for more info!

[pale ingot]

🫡

[pastel quartz]

bros gonna be met with bloodsuckers with milktanks

[lyric horizon]

[pale ingot]

promote him to helper

[pastel quartz]

I looked it up before

[lyric horizon]

I dont want to share colors with flop

[pastel quartz]

wierdest nut I busted

[lyric horizon]

YOU DID WJAT

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1156513821750464513/1202249681623859310/4652805000828c40a50294c40c8c9e6b.gif

[fallow trellis]

not surprised

youre here longer tahn I am and this surprises you?

[pastel quartz]

they gave a bloodsucker big ooga boogas

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/shaquille-o'neal-shaq-time-out-stop-stop-it-gif-8464852630431003027

[pastel quartz]

big bazongazoos

I could not resist

[wraith osprey]

Rot

[pastel quartz]

look it up if you want brother

[magic tartan]

avarage freedomer reaction

[lyric horizon]

do NOT

[hazy finch]

freedom gave them the name bloodsucker for a reason

[lyric horizon]

do NOT

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-donald-trump-meme-donald-trump-trump-meme-meme-gif-10861228265273156770

[fallow trellis]

guys bloodsucker simping is for #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

fuckoutta here with that shit

[pastel quartz]

but be prepared to see the creatures that killed you many times with orifices that make your dingaling hard

[lyric horizon]

Dont bonk your compadré to that

[fallow trellis]

game sucks already i dont have to be reminded how shit it is

[lyric horizon]

[pastel quartz]

if its any consolation they have those little gremlins with gas masks that jump around too

[pastel quartz]

you get radiation poisoning mentally right after, would not recommend

but if a brother wants to do that, they can

is his choice

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1350026522911838209/omori-mari_3.gif

[tidal trellis]

Only way I'd be one is if they want me to be one, shrimple as that, otherwise it's not gonna happen goober

[pale ingot]

flop as a moderator would found twinkistan within 3 hours of being knighted a mod

[prisma venture]

The Chad infantry

[tidal trellis]

Ham I swear 2 god

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694246441713664/i-hope-one-day-when-i-do-something-stupid-people-look-back-at-this-and-make-videos-about-the-descent-to-madness-of-a-random-internet-guy.webp

[prisma venture]

Tf is twkinstan

This aint papere please

[pale ingot]

you dont wanna know

[prisma venture]

I do

I know what fentstan Is

[pale ingot]

confidential

[prisma venture]

👺👺👺👺

U racist

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1350026468520103937/omori-omori-audrey.webp

[glad ingot]

Hi there Flop

[pastel quartz]

orangistan

[tidal trellis]

Hi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135987620795658355/1345335844160143402/omori-omori-mari.webp

[smoky sonnet]

Hi flop!

[pastel quartz]

why does bro communicate in omori

[high wing]

this is why you get bullied

[lapis sable]

[smoky sonnet]

Whats omori?

ouh never mind found it

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/hussain-gamerkhasan24-imam-fnaf-lore-kosovo-hood-moments-gif-24675404

[quaint ore]

Actual slop

[smoky sonnet]

god damn, is the game that bad?

[tidal trellis]

no

no

People just think of it's art style as bad for some reason

Even though I say is art!

You guys just haven't played anything good

Where did I put that one gif..

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life-2-half-life-alyx-alyx-combine-soldier-gif-441842054726325878

[smoky sonnet]

Look, that could be said for the entire gaming industry

[tidal trellis]

Can't find it, god-damn it

[smoky sonnet]

Nowdays its just hard to find a fun game these days

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694218465710200/omori-minecraft.webp

[pastel quartz]

slop

[tidal trellis]

You're not even describing how it's slop!

It's actually art!

[pastel quartz]

not worth that much effort

[tidal trellis]

One of the few games that properly tug at my heart u goober

Not to mention it's soundtrack is amazing

[quaint ore]

Read a fucking book

[pastel quartz]

okay bro

[tidal trellis]

I don't own that many books man

Only study ones

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-ok-great-good-thumbs-up-gif-16351183

okay bro we get it

[smoky sonnet]

damn if you guys say that the game is slop, I will avoid it 🫡

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[smoky sonnet]

Jokes aside, well i mean the game looks alright, its just not my type of game.

[quaint ore]

Then literally all you need to do is look for a theme you enjoy

Like hardcore sci fi with space knights and misery porn? Go with Warhammer.

Like more artistic representation of nore serious themes but still plenty of combat? Pick up a manga like Berserk.

If you want classics pick up Jack London or anyone else.

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1350026494323331144/omori-sunny_2.gif

[narrow lotus]

The audacity of the twink

[quaint ore]

You got no idea how much restraint it took not to post a man being hung.

[midnight cloud]

God i love books i fucking love books

[pastel quartz]

If I wanted to play a book I'd play the walking dead telltale games

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1320601895533940846/image0.gif

[tidal trellis]

You need to go outside more

[pastel quartz]

not omori or whatever that slop is

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694245896716308/right-here-where-im-at-right-here-where-ill-stay_1.webp

[smoky sonnet]

You guys got any good game recommendations? Been itching to try out something new

[pastel quartz]

war thunder

[hazy finch]

tyrone vs cops

[minor cypress]

Rimworld

[eager igloo]

Twink on twink violence

[pastel quartz]

flop is a twink? no wonder

[eager igloo]

Shut up

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694220399411400/right-here-where-im-at-right-here-where-ill-stay.webp

I am not!

[pastel quartz]

argue with someone else

okay bud?

[tidal trellis]

What?

[quaint ore]

Mount and Blade is pretty good, personally would suggest warband as its the safest choice both gameplay and mod wise, but Bannerlord is p good too but a bit bigger pain in the ass to mod.

[smoky sonnet]

I think they had an update for that not too long ago

the sea expansion or something

ah yeah the upcoming war sails expansion. Looks sick

[midnight cloud]

Read books, understand stories, read a book into the concrete, slam dunk a collection of books into mind, crucify hours into reading, dedicate into books, launch bookworms into the library, stir fry books in a wok, toss books into active readers, sprinkle books into flops face, Judo throw books into flops face, twist books off of shelf, report missing books to the library, karate chop reading speed in half, curb stomp illiterates, trap illiterates in picture books, Crush illiteracy in reading book clubs, liquify ink in a vat of inkwell, write books, dissect trees, exterminate entire A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust novels in an hour, stomp illiterates skulls with book-toed boots, cremate illiterates, enstate book reading club, mandatory reading for flop, grind books into more books, drown in books, vaporize illiteracy, kick fanciction writers down the stairs, feed books to illiterates, slice books with 12000 WPM.

[minor cypress]

$35, great mod support, and you get a mix of the sims+colony builder and story generator. Plus a world map with factions/quests/etc.

[pastel quartz]

wow

I am reading allat

[minor cypress]

Tons of content even in basegame that gets the best bit of every tism crackrock series in one game.

[austere shadow]

Fop i know what you are

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694188724027603/omori-average-gatekeeper.webp

[tidal trellis]

(idk what that thing is though)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694219724128417/omori-i-win.webp

[austere shadow]

Omori is an emo game about depression apparently

[tidal trellis]

No I meant the thing in ur gifs

I know what omori is

I'm in the middle of 100%'ing it

[austere shadow]

Goober lapper

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/elcyami-buppy-ouppy-puppy-doggirl-gif-16070627731339928576

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694218927214716/omori-how-life-feels-when.webp

[tidal trellis]

That's cute

[shell venture]

i hope most omori fans do

[eager igloo]

Like you

[tidal trellis]

I'm not cute

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1350026467328921611/omori-im-going-to-hold-your-hand-when-i-say-this.webp

[shell venture]

don't touch me

[idle portal]

https://tenor.com/view/basil-omori-omori-victory-gif-26750356

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/imagination-spongebob-meme-gif-17613811440277416373

[shell venture]

fuck wanting to die
kill the people who make you feel that

[pastel quartz]

the ira way I see

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694136181854360/basil-omori_2.webp

[idle portal]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-gif-25514678

[shell venture]

babe pretentious youtube essay just dropped

"part 1"

[idle portal]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-kel-omori-omori-kel-kel-kelsey-gif-24953568

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-dang-dam-kel-omori-gif-27061513

[shell venture]

holy fuck

kill yourself

genuinely

[quaint ore]

7 fucking hours

[eager igloo]

You are
Like a puppy

[eager igloo]

Part 1

[tidal trellis]

I'm not though, I'm uglyyy

[shell venture]

and it's about game where you kill the big dragon

[eager igloo]

I like to kill

[pastel quartz]

dont seethe, plant a car bomb in bros car

[pastel quartz]

sing up the 'ra

[eager igloo]

Vro certainly doesn't know how to drive

Let alone own a car

[quaint ore]

Dw they got kneecapping

[shell venture]

bombing the knees is always an option

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694136655806645/aubrey-omori_4.webp

[eager igloo]

Looks a bit like poppyseed roll

Now I want one

[pastel quartz]

I dont

when I drink

[grizzled meadow]

Life is a cage and death is the key

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/stroke-cool-iloveamy-amy-scribdot-gif-3933935033514945800

Which idiot put that image at the end of a gif

[eager igloo]

Girl breakfast

[coarse bear]

Pussy didn't wanna do 23 hours

[pastel quartz]

earn a key by driving under the influence

[quaint ore]

I remember seeing a dude do a full explanation of berserk and its plot and nuances in 21 hours

[pastel quartz]

Thats impressive

[shell venture]

this whole 8 hours video shit
is just retards not knowing how to summarize or just go off plot

[coarse bear]

Video essay
It's just going over plot or missions as he's playing

[shell venture]

not saying they shouldn't exist
cause sometimes it's fun seeing a video that covers everything surronding the game
but most of them are just filler slop with 1 hour worth if meat

[pastel quartz]

the only video essay slop I tolerate is from inflationcynical

[shell venture]

and only because he puts some effort into it

[coarse bear]

I did watch a video essay last night that went over Harry Potter and how "Slavery is good actually, Hermione, stop trying to end it"

[pastel quartz]

yes

[coarse bear]

https://youtu.be/-1iaJWSwUZs

[wooden surge]

The only good video essays are from Sseth

[shell venture]

i despise youtubers with nasally voices that take too long to say a word

like the burger king foot lettuce dude

[pastel quartz]

do you know black yoshi?

he reviews games

[shell venture]

no

nvm i saw some of his vids

[pastel quartz]

his content is kind of like pyrocynical

[shell venture]

it's more like sseth

[pastel quartz]

pre streaming pyrocynical

[coarse bear]

My favorite part of this video is where he goes "Slavery is bad" like he has to actually disprove the book's view on slavery

[shell venture]

white man in his 20s choice
overly long joseph anderson vids
or sseth copycats

[eager igloo]

Why watch an essay about a game

[wraith osprey]

source?

[coarse bear]

Your mom

[eager igloo]

Instead of just playing it

[shell venture]

unemployed

i mean i watch vids of games i do play

[wraith osprey]

techno slavery good actually

become one with machine

[shell venture]

i only watch vids about games i don't play if im 100% sure i ain't playing them

[pastel quartz]

I watch the game beforehand, because when I get stuck on a level or experience a glitch, I would know what to do

[shell venture]

the average playtester

[eager igloo]

Same but not 7 hour long ones

[shell venture]

i don't do that

[eager igloo]

10 minute tops

[coarse bear]

Me not watching Pyro's Darkwood video because I forgot if I finished it so I gotta replay

[eager igloo]

Unless its gameplay and I want to get some strategy from this

[eager igloo]

You are functionally retarded

[shell venture]

it's 1 hour tops for me

[pastel quartz]

I played cyberpunk blind, 2.0 still, experienced a lot of glitches