🎪bruh-fart

[stoic girder]

dont focus on it just grind until you have stability

[mossy void]

Why is that what you focus on

I said school in general

21 dumbass

[mossy void]

Hah

[lusty sonnet]

Hello delight 2.0

[mossy void]

Yeah because dating apps work so well

[solar breach]

Tinder is for hookups

[mossy void]

Yes I’ve tried tinder. And bumble, and hinge

And get no fuckin matches

[stoic girder]

try grinder

[mossy void]

Been there done that not for me

One Hookup, never again

Fuck hookup culture

Fuck fuck fuck it

Gross

[lusty sonnet]

Try facebook dating

[solar breach]

i expected those metal grinding videos like on youtube :( a 70 year old man DMed me

[mossy void]

To answer your question ted, the reason I bring up school is as I said before. I never got any practice growing up

No real practice

That’s what I’m currently doing. I have decided there’s no point in trying so I may as well get my finances and personal life in real order

And since home ownership has about a fart in the wind’s chance of fucking happening

[solar breach]

have you tried the bold flavor of a Marlboro cigarette?

[mossy void]

My odds aren’t looking good

[hot python]

Honestly it'll get a lot better in a few years
Basically as soon as you're out of college/university and magically lose 90% of your contacts from that sphere
People will act a lot more serious, be more sensible and reasonable, and be more straightforward
Rejections will be much less dramatic too, and basically mean nothing instead of being gossip

[solar breach]

Have a Red, treat yourself.

[mossy void]

I am not in college, just working

Yeah. Broke. That’s about it

[lusty sonnet]

Go to college, join a frat

[mossy void]

I mean I’m not broke but I don’t have my own home

[lusty sonnet]

Trust

[mossy void]

My goal is to have my own home

Which thanks to this economy is fucked

Totally fucked

[pale ingot]

i respect the grind

[mossy void]

That’s what pisses me off the most

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/slipped-on-a-banan-house-dr-house-wilson-fall-gif-4233010537565726416

[mossy void]

It’s not even about the women at this point, it’s secondary to the notion that I want to be my own person

And yet can’t

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah actually no joke, shitton of connection and if you have a somewhat decent function in a frat here and put in on your CV, recruiters are more likely to choose you

[hot python]

Ohh
Well, still applies really
You might be surprised at how magically the difference will appear in just a few years
You shouldn't focus so much on trying to get a relationship, they really only enhance what you have, they won't solve issues, just make good times better

[stoic girder]

This has been festering in the west for a long time

[mossy void]

Not allowed to be self sufficient because my future has been bought and paid for years ago

By some asshole in a high rise

Smoking cigars rolled in 100 dollar bills

Wiping his ass with golden toilet paper on his golden fuckin toilet

While he slams his fist on the table screaming “BUY MORE STARTER HOMES”

[hot python]

Damn you got a camera in my 87th floor bathroom?

(the 5th bathroom out of 12)

[mossy void]

“BUY UP THE SUPPLY OF HOMES AND BLAME IT ON-“ ok political again

I have an instinctive distaste for frats

[stoic girder]

there is a lot of people are looking at the stock market crashing and going fucking finally

[mossy void]

Real

[lusty sonnet]

One of the better decisions i made, even tho there was no alcohol involved

[mossy void]

Those fuckers need to burn in their houses made of bricks of cash

[ionic raft]

I beat my meat at 4am in the morning! Red kitnap, orange kitnap, blue kitnap, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, stop wonk, stop wonking my Willy, stop wonking my Willy, uh, Wonk Willy's Willy instead, you know, Willy Afton's Willy, William Afton's Wonk his Willy instead! My willy, I beat my meat, I beat my meat, I beat my meat, I beat my meat, I beat my meat. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit ass, shit ass, shit ass. If you wake up at 4am in the morning or 3 and go to the kitchen, sing shit in it and yell among us 69 times very loudly, then an entity called your mom will beat you with a very, very, very, very powerful powerful a weapon called the slipper.

[stoic girder]

Spite is a heck of a sentiment.

[mossy void]

True

Thing is

What happened in 2008

Will happen again

And the results

Will repeat

The people who did it will walk away with our tax dollars while the rest of us pick up the pieces

[ionic raft]

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates, Your body disintegrates

[mossy void]

Because fuck you. And fuck freedom.

And fuck hope too, cus why not

France had it right. Never should have banned what they banned

https://tenor.com/view/guillatene-behead-lego-gif-12352396

Not bad ass enough

[hazy finch]

*mwadi

[dreamy flax]

New nickname: Greg

[mossy void]

Viva la revolucion.
Let them eat their cake in hell.

I’m being overdramatic of course

I don’t care, I’m focusing on me rn anyway

The women bit is pretty secondary, I’ve come to terms with that

[lusty sonnet]

Nah kostyumier is mwadi 2.0

[hazy finch]

3.0 then

[shell venture]

good morgning retards

[solar breach]

Oh its actually morning

[dusty lava]

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-approved-gif-27640148

[solar breach]

I spent all day building a virtual car and dealing with rural Finnish bullshit

[shell venture]

what the fuck happened yesterday

[stoic girder]

Xal got sent into the gulag

[lusty sonnet]

Cockrider got banned and a mod left

[shell venture]

muted again ?

banned

oh shit

who left ?

[stoic girder]

wait he left left

[solar breach]

BTW the French revolution lead to one of the absolute worst periods in French history, the reign of terror, and then napoleon

[shell venture]

wtf

[lusty sonnet]

P!packwatch

[foggy mantle]

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[solar breach]

Wait xal got banned? Shit I just bought so much popcorn dude

[shell venture]

everytime shit happenes here im sleeping

[mossy void]

Indeed
Why I was being overdramatic

[shell venture]

fuck this shit

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-clear-sky-shad-shadstroy-niko-gif-3858479043376673399

[mossy void]

Yes xal got banned

[shell venture]

bring back cockrider

[solar breach]

Who left? Was it s5?

[lusty sonnet]

Go change your pfp again

[shell venture]

well i got something to do this morning at least

catch up with what the fuck happened

[mossy void]

He made the mistake of mentioning the current war in the middle east while BF was already political. Got banned, the whole ordeal started an argument between all the mods, which led to S5 getting heated enough to leave, which had been a long time coming

Xal getting banned was the catalyst that triggered that argument

Which led to S5 leaving

[solar breach]

Kek

1 less mod to deal with

[mossy void]

It is what it is
Xal claims another soul for his evil purposes

[solar breach]

Canonize xal as a brainfart saint

[mossy void]

It’s crazy though, I’ll never get over the fact that xal was so fucking toxic he got killed and brought down a mod with him

What’s really, really funny?

S5 is the one that pulled the trigger

The irony

In killing xal, he ended up killing himself in the end

[stoic girder]

patron saint of discord

[mossy void]

No

Fuck him

Worst user in the last while

Him getting banned was a blessing

Bro deserved it too

He almost got away with it, josta gave him a 7 day mute

But S5 effectively said “fuck that, no. We’re banning him”

[solar breach]

Saint Xalrider, Angler of Rage, Rider of Cocks, Slayer of Mods

[coarse bear]

Xal was gonna be banned eventually anyway, S5 just expedited it

[mossy void]

Fr

Like he was skating on a mm thick sheet of ice

S5 put a pebble on his shoulder, that’s it

[solar breach]

Yall take brainfart shit too seriously

[mossy void]

Bro

He literally

[stoic girder]

running on the edge, cyberpunk style

[mossy void]

I shit you not

Talked about the houthis

Not getting into it but that’s what he said

You can look at it

It’s still here I think

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/щелкунчик-gif-9427459447279867755

[mossy void]

But bro directly violated a rule here, and also said it in the most vile way to

Something about getting atomized iirc

Like fuck off bro

Xal I mean

[mossy void]

Real

[solar breach]

You are

Incredibly pressed about him.

[steel bone]

Suck my dick instead

[mossy void]

I never liked him and I’m gloating that he’s dead

[steel bone]

[solar breach]

Congratulations, you now have him living rent free in your head.

[mossy void]

Mf you’re putting him there

Not me

[solar breach]

You are quite the interesting specimen.

[mossy void]

If it wasn’t for people bringing it up I wouldn’t spend a moment thinking about him

Don’t go there dude

[stoic girder]

oof

[mossy void]

You know what fuck you for that

Ass.

No I’m not, I’m talking about a man I don’t like and people are downplaying how shitty he is

Like I’m not like this all the time

[solar breach]

I guarantee you I'm a worse person I just control myself.

[mossy void]

Again with the angry, I’m not pissed off

I feel a little upset though because you said that rude shit though

[hazy finch]

omg hes literally me

[mossy void]

Like low blow

[stoic girder]

Only reason im not banned is because i remind myself of the rules

I could say the most vile shit

[mossy void]

It really, really isn’t

This is so isolated

[solar breach]

I have 30k images and vids rn well over half would get me insta banned

[mossy void]

Video games, hiking on occasion

Collecting vinyls but that’s not really a hobby

[stoic girder]

i have killcams from 2007

[shell venture]

ok i read that convo

everyone there should be banned

not just cockrider

[solar breach]

Brainfart nuke

[shell venture]

thank you for tuning in

[hot python]

Vinyl music fiends go crazy with it, that's totally an angle

[solar breach]

The final truth nuke.....

[mossy void]

I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m an enthusiast

[shell venture]

robert didn't even catch a mute

[mossy void]

There’s a park with hiking trails that I visit like once every month

[narrow lotus]

[hazy finch]

for every moment i dwell within the gamma discord my favourited gifs tab is a minefield twice the size of the afghan minefields

[solar breach]

I've had, a good chunk of close calls

Some closer than others.

[mossy void]

Besides, I’m not even that interested in getting a relationship right now anyway. I’m focusing on work and getting my career and living situation in order

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888855392916996166/1274056071031422996/caption.gif

[mossy void]

Only reason I even brought up relationships and my aggravation with them is cus of that meme

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-old-man-shower-funny-old-man-old-man-naked-4-old-man-gif-1317395872961907816

[stoic girder]

has robert been muted even once?

[shell venture]

idk

[mossy void]

Because it’s the end of the day bro what are you talking about
I’m not working right now

[solar breach]

Damn I thought that was someone else for a moment bro almost flew way too damn close to the sun

[shell venture]

go jork yo shit

[coarse bear]

Worry about this shit when you're 50, maybe

[shell venture]

who is this dry fella

[hazy finch]

dont listen to this man im 18 its already too late give up and gamble every last cent you have

[coarse bear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1037533258403041401/1175141947330015293/storch_kolibri_dialog.gif

[mossy void]

Why are you interrogating me? Doubly, why do you think I’m getting worked up?

[shell venture]

did they replace arid after what happened yesterday

[hot python]

18-21 is your peak eat-a-pizza-a-day-without-gaining-weight league of legends bullshit era

[solar breach]

I cant wait to wake up one day and be 60, I'll either be extremely happy or miserable and no middle ground to stand on

[shell venture]

18-24

[mossy void]

Just because I get annoyed when I talk about a guy I hate doesn’t mean I’m a bad person you dumbass

[stoic girder]

ah shit robo lesbo game

[shell venture]

im still there baby

[idle portal]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-falke-gif-18360994498930046175

[hazy finch]

also the peak years to get your forklift liscence which im doing rn

[solar breach]

Rare Tanaka in Brainfart appearance

[coarse bear]

That's being too kind to her.

[hot python]

Womanizer time

[mossy void]

Like jesus christ ted, I didn’t bring him up. People asked what happened, so I told them what happened.

[idle portal]

https://tenor.com/view/unsrscandidate-tyranno-dance-japanese-gif-14945574192896794857

[shell venture]

bring back cockrider

[idle portal]

i love gif posting

[shell venture]

he was entertaining sometimes

[mossy void]

And when they glorify the guy, it baffles me, so I point out how it baffles me, and explain why
And you call all that throwing a temper tantrum?

[solar breach]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749017254678495256/1338384698103173130/beebus_dance.gif

[shell venture]

who's gonna " " my messages

[hazy finch]

530 bucks mate its like gambling but with a car

[mossy void]

I’m not allowed to talk about what happened?

[shell venture]

yes

only i get to talk about it

[hazy finch]

as usual

[solar breach]

You have spoken so much on it compared to what I said.

[hot python]

That's facts

[solar breach]

I kind of memed the guy a little you are actively ranting

[hazy finch]

and only i get to make shitpost capcut videos about it if i feel like it

[solar breach]

Still better than therapy

[lusty sonnet]

How much you offering?

[shell venture]

im joining the eft server to jork it to cockrider

[hot python]

jork the cork

[hazy finch]

not so fun fact
you used to be able to take this course 16 and above but it got changed to 18 and above cause a 17 yr old killed another person as he was being trained on the forklift

[shell venture]

cause age is the problem

[stoic girder]

bet the instructor is still around

[shell venture]

how tf do you kill someone with a forklift hold on

[hazy finch]

jork the cork then squawk

[mossy void]

Easily

It’s a forklift not a toy car

[shell venture]

i mean with people around you

[stoic girder]

tip something over

[hazy finch]

me and my mate got told this since the training facility was right next to the TAFE i was at for a short while and the guy there said "yea nah" and told us that

[solar breach]

Very very very easily

[mossy void]

Impale them, run them over, drop shit on them

[shell venture]

[hazy finch]

"530 bucks mate its like gambling but with a car"

[mossy void]

A lot of ways to die on or near or because of a forklift

[solar breach]

The carpet rool tool at the floor outlet we get contracts from

It's just a very long steel rod

With a pointed end

[mossy void]

It’s why you have to be certified to be allowed to run a forklift because they are so very much more dangerous than you think they are

And you not realizing that is exactly why

Lol

[solar breach]

If you get smacked or ran into with it you are having a very bad day

[hazy finch]

you would be surprised at the amount of tools operated by big machines thats just
"really big hammer" or "really big knife" or "really big shovel"

[shell venture]

killdozer but with forklifts

[solar breach]

Assuming I'm not already gambling by going 60 in a children at play area

[mossy void]

It’s wild, big machines make their work look so effortless that it’s easy to forget just how fragile bones are

[stoic girder]

thats why machines need to have fleshy bits so the human mind can conceptualize the strength of the machine from its operation

[mossy void]

They are fast, and yet heavy as shit

We should make people into machines

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dancing-cyberman-drwho-dr-who-gif-1427865151400948477

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer40k-warhammer40000-tech-priest-adeptus-mechanicus-gif-22583830

[mossy void]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

[hot python]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKnAWcWnJJc

[solar breach]

Servitors are clearly the most efficient way to do menial labor. But do the astartes use them? No!
"We want to maintain a majority of the workforce with our chapter serfs."
Fools.

[mossy void]

Being able to replace a part is so much simpler and easier than waiting for bones to heal

[coarse bear]

Humble tech priest when I share heretical data

[stoic girder]

all coginators have human brain tissue in them

basically servitors

[solar breach]

Oopsie daisy an ancient AI just woke up from its slumber

[coarse bear]

Fuck you, raise the Void Dragon

[solar breach]

NO

We don't speak what sleeps down there.

[coarse bear]

AWAKEN THE SHARD

[solar breach]

Can't wait for some

Absolutely insane and stupid tech priest to attempt experiments with it.

Only for it to inevitably backfire.

[stoic girder]

all the tech priests are gonna be puppeted by it if it ever gets free

[pale ingot]

Awakening the shart

[eager igloo]

There is NOTHING under Mars its XENOS PROPAGANDA

[solar breach]

Considering the adeptus mechanicus are the makers of the cogs that keep the imperium running that will be a very

Interesting time

[split canyon]

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[stoic girder]

Fuck their obsession over cybernetics its just its whispers getting through

[solar breach]

I'm also a bit of a mechanicus fan, a little concerned if gw ever decided to do something with it

[stoic girder]

This is the 40k universes conceptual manifestation of technology

[narrow lotus]

no politics #📄rules

[solar breach]

[stoic girder]

gw hate progressing the plot

[solar breach]

GW hates doing anything correctly

[winged chasm]

@narrow lotus is Switch 2 politics?

[stoic girder]

they made wraithbone A MINERAL!

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[solar breach]

Fuck all the switch variants

Make a real console jesus

[high wing]

https://x.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1907731052325396485?t=jqBiyS55AG4NqM8qaOVRZA&s=19

🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) on X

X · Apr 3, 2025, 9:45 AM

[solar breach]

I do that daily

Both infact

[pale ingot]

poopyhead

[narrow lotus]

no fuck switch 2 all my homies hate switch 2 80 bucks games

(nintendo lawyers are at my door )

[solar breach]

You WILL buy bug riddled pokemon games and games you could get on PC with worse performance for 80 bucks and you WILL BE HAPPY

[narrow lotus]

Kirby Racer 80 bucks YIPEEEEE 2025 GAMING

im tired boss

[coarse bear]

Pussy

[solar breach]

Can't wait for the 2nd gaming crash except this time Nintendo was the catalyst

[narrow lotus]

also the console itself 500 bucks with probably a more expensive version later

im good man , i didnt give a sh it about switch , and i wont

[high wing]

Waaaah

[solar breach]

I dont want it either

But God knows nintendo fans have absolutely no willpower

[narrow lotus]

what i dont like is the fact that this will start the 80 bucks games trend

[solar breach]

And its still gonna bring in billions

[winged chasm]

90€ in germany

[pale ingot]

2 decade old game

[narrow lotus]

and it will probably ruin some companies

because we are getting into the game is cool but too expensive territory

gta 6 might sell , but how many gta 6 games we get per year?

not many

[solar breach]

Unless it's like absolutely earth changing

[quartz ridge]

you see everything is crashing on the stock market

[solar breach]

I'm just gonna pirate it or not play it

[narrow lotus]

gta 6 will probably have the same DRM as rdr 2 had meaning good luck

[narrow lotus]

cracking it was one of the most difficult games

it took almost 2 years for rdr2 to get cracked

so i wont bet on it

[quartz ridge]

IM TIRED OF WINNING DONALD

[solar breach]

I dont even know if I want to play gta 6, seeing at how shit r* has been in recent years

[stoic girder]

jokes on you i dont have a stock portfolio

fuck you

[river zealot]

they could make it 120 dollars and people will buy it anyway

[stoic girder]

burn it all

[solar breach]

Hey the consumer defensive market is doing pretty well

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-burn-gif-25513772

[quartz ridge]

because unlike nintendo gta 6 will be alive for the next 20 years

[narrow lotus]

what

[quartz ridge]

when was gta 5 released again? like 2013

[narrow lotus]

rockstar doesnt make shit games, they make shit practices yes

but their games are top tier

and thats all i care , its not like i will play multiplayer that muich anyway

[quartz ridge]

rockstar has been dropping bangers they have shitty microtransactions but still good games

[narrow lotus]

they can keep their shark cards

[solar breach]

I'm just hoping it's actually gonna be worth it

[narrow lotus]

probably yeah

[solar breach]

Paying modders to give you billions is much more worthwhile

[stoic girder]

all the jokes are going to be about white men

[narrow lotus]

anyway gta 6 will probably arrive on consoles first and PC a year alater

so we are fucked anyway guys

god i love new era of gaming

bagamias pula

[solar breach]

Gee golly I sure do love grinding Cayo perico 300 times for one business

[solar breach]

prob

[eager igloo]

Truly tragic

[stoic girder]

i have a "racist" meme about real estate

i think its too raunchy

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus fucking cat

[narrow lotus]

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[narrow lotus]

I make my bed
Bro thinks it's for him

[river zealot]

why he so sad

[narrow lotus]

He is annoyed cause i dont let him sleep

[eager igloo]

Post it

[stoic girder]

nah

i can sent it to you

[narrow lotus]

🤨

[stoic girder]

just trading black-market memes

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1357969835581247639/get-save.com.mp4?ex=67f22376&is=67f0d1f6&hm=19b3ab5a414f5e32829d64e4b98490601e534e1a33af10010fd22b1f83a9e060& @placid sail

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256217898582540370/1330208275169411112/00OfHcN.gif

[stoic girder]

THEY JIGGLE!

[narrow lotus]

enough gooning time to go hit the gym

[steel bone]

Guys i have a question

Can some of y'all make that pic with speech bubble?

[narrow lotus]

what the fuck man

[steel bone]

Ask this guy

5 am brainfart hits hard

[undone wave]

one sec

[mossy void]

Odd of you to claim gooning isn’t exercise

[stoic girder]

holy shit

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241093892900913154/1357976612670275705/watermark.jpg?ex=67f229c6&is=67f0d846&hm=d53d23bcb97ff5c8b2d34e678ca54ebacc1af10a62a0e4611a05b1fd332d0e10&

[steel bone]

💋

[stoic girder]

you get a better pr if you goon and edge before a set

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[pseudo robin]

[pseudo robin]

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-flint-and-steel-gif-4491320584761369279

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704403700537491506/1357916961815920992/flag-of-saudi-arabia-if-it-was-colonized-by-the-chinese-v0-a4014aqf6wse1.webp?ex=67f1f238&is=67f0a0b8&hm=77751393fae7a52b40f9eb52115e9048ccf551a7d2798d28c202e70c474976c6&
need help identifying this flag

[deep topaz]

It's Saudi Arabia but Chinese script

[undone wave]

flag of SaudAI Arabia

[mossy void]

AI lol

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-steve-minecraft-movie-jack-black-gif-12974288341122943699

[ancient barn]

https://tenor.com/view/waterer-water-cat-cute-gif-11495001509243013726

[pale ingot]

@steel bone alt?

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-cat-huh-small-cat-huh-what-gif-2593177363967991691

[pale ingot]

🫵

you suck the penis

[steel bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718235275444355123/1348697286707773470/bfj9dr3fsvne1.gif

[glad carbon]

🫡

[pale ingot]

🍆 oooooo you wanna suck peanus

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-gif-25249881

[pale ingot]

oooooooooo 🍆

🍌

[steel bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969924176842473482/1340639998491361330/B4CFC168-F8CE-4570-80C6-45156DB363A1.gif

[mossy void]

So much cockposting

In the last hour

[stone blade]

literally @frail scaffold

[pale ingot]

projecting

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

FLINT AND STEEL

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-happy-mothers-day-gif-8181364280324461587

[pale ingot]

stop posting about yourself

[steel bone]

i've heard that already

[pale ingot]

kurwa twink

[stone blade]

kostyumer finally purple

based color

[mossy void]

Jack black names things for 90 minutes

Would be so based

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/disgusted-disappointed-ew-look-away-stop-gif-15615092

[mossy void]

He’s right you know

xp

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/tradfi-real-users-meet-crypto-gif-24004753

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-handshake-gif-10358416

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1357980696353706024/watermark.gif

[mossy void]

@tidal trellis
Is this your alternate account

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694220655132672/whatever-tag-this-is-a-tag-i-just-wanna-talk-bro-please.webp

No!

[mossy void]

Lmao

I love bullying you so much it’s always a joy

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1355297580573266191/flopp.gif

flop posts on main

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749883971411640390/1357966394766917682/70155AD3-69FB-4C7D-A942-3EC5B0704C32.mov?ex=67f22042&is=67f0cec2&hm=e08ab62b51935e9b3922a2801e1cc1643bb055f8e7f7a2c35137f1aad425684e&

[mossy void]

SO EFFUSIVE FADE

IT DOESN’T CUT

THE SOUL IS NOT SO VIBRANT

[mossy void]

THE RECKONING
THE SICKENING

[tidal trellis]

I'm straight!!

[mossy void]

Straight up a lover of dicks

[primal rapids]

The bomb shelters are also more appealing than the nicest house in Birmingham

[tight rune]

[mossy void]

“Im you but better”

[primal rapids]

Rivals knows what the gooners like

[stoic girder]

they know what makes money

[stoic girder]

Tap into the Id of men and your game will sell

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694220399411400/right-here-where-im-at-right-here-where-ill-stay.webp

[stoic girder]

Isolated apparently means "must remain in a glass jar forever"

[fresh rose]

The marvel rivals devs knew what they were cooking

[narrow sorrel]

what slavic fucking name is this

[shell venture]

oriel clears

[narrow sorrel]

are these purely decorative or were any of these actually used on fortifications lol

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-we-have-a-true-get-this-man-a-true-true-gif-8856917097123019081

[narrow sorrel]

euphemism for hazard pay

[stoic girder]

whats the hazard?

[narrow sorrel]

(dis)organized crime

...the section 8 copypasta

[bold kettle]

top pictures indicate she did it with a muscle-up

[fallow trellis]

i fucking hate battle field

most servers are just that now

[bold kettle]

quinn the type of guy to play love field instead

[fallow trellis]

love isnt the opposite of battle

[bold kettle]

youre right, its okay though because im stoopid

[narrow lotus]

[glad carbon]

too bad the game sucks cock now

[bold kettle]

*Diplomacyfield

[fallow trellis]

you cant just say that

i have to say that

[glad carbon]

and you cant even play it

[fallow trellis]

thats not how this works

[hot python]

I would prefer not to actually

[fallow trellis]

bro needs to get a backpack, hes out here looking like a school supplies shelf

[narrow lotus]

dud what the fuck happened with the stock market and tarrifs

[river zealot]

looks like a gypsy with those glasses

[narrow lotus]

is this the fucking great depression part 2

[glad carbon]

unironically yes

[fallow trellis]

trump

maybe

[glad carbon]

hes on the "you will own nothing and be happy" arc and his supporters have eaten it up

[fallow trellis]

im with frota on this one Battlefield sucks huge dick and balls now, i cant even use sniper no more because y get instabanned on most asian servers

[glad carbon]

erm actually you dont need any electronic goods or non essential products

[glad carbon]

quinn i mean the anticheat is fucking retarded and never works right

[hazy finch]

so much winning #liberalstriggered

[glad carbon]

ive updated it like 80 times now and it still boots me to a black screen randomly

or the bf3 exe crashes and boots me

[river zealot]

quinn has never been the same since he discovered he is 13% filipino

[bold kettle]

i have a clip somewhere of me getting shotgunned accross the map through a wall in bf5

[fallow trellis]

i agree with frota but disagree with the rationale

[river zealot]

i base my politcal opinions on who is the least annoying

[fallow trellis]

my political opinion will always be the opposite of what is genuinely your political opinion for the sake of annoying the fuck outta you

[hot python]

Real

[fallow trellis]

I take the side of the most resistance

idc ill just make shit it up

i dont even care about winning you over, as long as ur day is ruined i win

thats what you deserve for having political opinions

not really but thats my way of annoying you

[glad carbon]

too bad she lost

[hot python]

If I catch you arguing with strangers online in a shitpost channel, I will post shit like this during the entire convo

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-toilet-scene-hank-revealing-gif-18042867

[river zealot]

i really dont have an opinion on her

[glad carbon]

my political opinion is he should have moved an inch to his right

[bold kettle]

like can someone explain this to me?

[hot python]

FROM MIDDLE
THROUGH IVY
TO OUR CONNECTOR

LIKE A GODDAMN SPEED DEMON

[river zealot]

but i bet somehow would be as annoying as trump if she won

[glad carbon]

realistic shotgun ranges + desync so you died around a corner

[glad carbon]

no shot

[bold kettle]

oh yeah that makes sense

[glad carbon]

artem im not gonna argue that here since i dont wanna end up like xal but

[bold kettle]

thats some big desync though

[glad carbon]

its battlefield servers

[bold kettle]

ye

[hazy finch]

my political opinion will be 90% the opposite of what is genuinely your political opinion
i will agree with you on say housing for the homesless but disagree with social welfare programs just to fuck with you

[narrow lotus]

are we banning again for politics after yesteday?

so soon already ?

hell yeah

@dreamy flax lockdown the channel

[dreamy flax]

I'm not your fucking janitor. Locking channels is for the server owner or admins. Go bother them instead.

[deep topaz]

I knew I was wrong 5 minutes ago, I'm just trying to piss you off

[hot python]

Destroy...

[river zealot]

lord please

may gypsys steal your tires

[fallow trellis]

i have no idea waht any of those are

[fallow trellis]

rare based bot moment

[hazy finch]

and thats the beauty of it

[fallow trellis]

wow for once in my life i actually respect the bot in this server

i wish it would do that everytime they banned someone

[fallow trellis]

i pray that his tires are overpressured by this much

[river zealot]

he gotta be scottish or something

cooking the mars bar

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694246752227418/cry-basil.webp

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925940555974856735/1357629745189359646/20240408_180103.jpg?ex=67f2383a&is=67f0e6ba&hm=0215894fff290a6f9b6c0cf639492edbf3a17db1c1d71292956f7ef3e835f7ee&=&format=webp&width=856&height=960

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694219124215879/omori-back-pain.webp

Who!

[lyric horizon]

That video is such a fucking masterpiece

Too bad its only sent now to ping flop instead of being watched

😔

[narrow lotus]

@tidal trellis burger

[fossil swan]

ba iedy

[tidal trellis]

Kel has burgers on his mind

[fossil swan]

m-a jucam si eu eastern reign pe roblox ca vroiam sa omor niste prosti

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/borgar-02-nom-cheeseburger-day-hungry-gif-15074926

[tidal trellis]

And I'm just trying to enjoy my breakfast

[fossil swan]

ba cum se poate ca am trecut prin toti copaci si am ajun la punctul D al lor

si au murit 7 la rand incercand sa ma omoare

[lyric horizon]

Atleast you dont eat salt sandwiches

[narrow lotus]

Roblox

p!ew

[foggy mantle]

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[lyric horizon]

Like a certain nobody

[smoky sonnet]

what are you eating

[lyric horizon]

The single word "roblox" makes every single message of yours invalid

!delight

[split canyon]

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[fossil swan]

ok but like i dont care...

[tidal trellis]

I'm not saying it again

Someone tell him

[river zealot]

dick

he is eating dick

[tidal trellis]

What

[tidal trellis]

no!

Wrong!

[lyric horizon]

He does not know

[smoky sonnet]

Ouh...

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/пригожин-gif-2730111336305269567

[tidal trellis]

Explain then goober

[tidal trellis]

He's lying!!

[lyric horizon]

@smoky sonnet Do I send it?

The salt sandwich video?

[smoky sonnet]

Ouhh

umm

I dont think they can handle it

[river zealot]

there is a lot of irony to soviets banning 1984

[smoky sonnet]

but go ahead

[lyric horizon]

The munching is still making me schizophrenic

[lyric horizon]

Animal farm too

[lyric horizon]

I dont think they would let it pass

[smoky sonnet]

Ouh, umm enjoy your breakfast i guess?

[river zealot]

well at least animal farm was directly showing communism

1984 wasnt even doing that

[lyric horizon]

INGSOC was both socialist and capitalist

Aa

Well

The whole deleting people

Think crime

Face crime

[hot python]

Sorry, proles CANNOT post in this chat. You have to be AT LEAST in the Outer Party to use #🎪bruh-fart.

[lyric horizon]

Censorship

[lyric horizon]

Offtopic has always been our biggest enemy, with newbies chat being our ally

2 minutes of hate to josta

[hot python]

We have always been at war with offtopic

[river zealot]

the chocolate ration has been increased to 20 grams

[smoky sonnet]

Are you going to post it?

[lyric horizon]

chocolate of victory

[hot python]

ChocoRat*
Come on now, comrade...

[lyric horizon]

I dont think I will

[smoky sonnet]

cause i think the mods in here are going to scarred for life

[lyric horizon]

[river zealot]

post it

i want to see it now

[smoky sonnet]

please dont

[lyric horizon]

Its a certain dude who got banned (which still talks on another server), eating a plain sandwich with ONLY SALT, and munches on it

The munching

[river zealot]

AHAHAHAH

[smoky sonnet]

No

[river zealot]

dude post it

[smoky sonnet]

now i got nightmares already

[river zealot]

who was the guy even

delight?

[smoky sonnet]

nope

someone else

[lyric horizon]

@nobody_no.one

He died with pipnik

But the lore has yet to be uncovered

I need to write down the entire thing (I know nobody knows what the fuck I am talking about, but mods know )

[river zealot]

ah him

the stalker guy

[lyric horizon]

Yes

The chimera voice actor

The british azerbaijani

The accidental swastika poster

[cedar ridge]

Mad Iedy

[lyric horizon]

False

Okay

Maybe not

He is banned rightfully

[narrow lotus]

Incredibly True , compared to Pipnik , Sdalger really had it coming for a loong time

[lyric horizon]

But the pole

Yep

Stalker should have died months before

When he posted the wordly meme

But pipnik had 10 minutes instead of an hour like others, come on

[river zealot]

@xalrider

[smoky sonnet]

i feel im tempted to share the salt vid here but at the same time im not going to

[coarse bear]

TBH I don't give a lot of time either
But that was iedy

[lyric horizon]

I know I am kicking a corpse, but that was unfair

You sometimes even give 24 hours

[river zealot]

bro post it

ffs

i need to see it

[lyric horizon]

One sec

[smoky sonnet]

soundtrack has the vid

[coarse bear]

I forget to edit the timer

[river zealot]

there we go

[smoky sonnet]

ouh no....

[river zealot]

lets fucking go

[smoky sonnet]

soundtrack

[river zealot]

AHAHAHHAHA

THE MUNCHING

[coarse bear]

Depression bread

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[lyric horizon]

Kidney stone bread

[smoky sonnet]

if you think this is bad, wait until you see the second vid

[lyric horizon]

He wouldnt be depressed because he doesnt know what is it

You cant conceive of what he is capable of

He is far beyond us

[smoky sonnet]

show em the second vid

[lyric horizon]

THE TORTILLA ONE?

[smoky sonnet]

HAHA

[lyric horizon]

[pseudo robin]

[stoic girder]

yes, yes he did

[coarse bear]

[smoky sonnet]

im sorry

Dry

dont watch it

pls

[river zealot]

the fucking savage munching

[fading portal]

THE HUNGER!

[heady crow]

@river zealot hear me out. You have a chance

[stoic girder]

What is with this guy and salt

[fading portal]

Cant fault a guy for being hungry

[river zealot]

does it say fucking misanthropic division on the back

[coarse bear]

Honestly
I'll take tortilla with pate and salt over salted bread

[heady crow]

Secret

[visual stirrup]

@river zealot

https://youtube.com/shorts/cNVhLOvxtuc?si=M6oxngqxuqEnsVJH

[lyric horizon]

@smoky sonnet Oh God

Do I?

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-edward-norton-derek-vinyard-smile-eyebrow-raise-gif-17686320

[smoky sonnet]

Ive already told him about it in vc campfire

[visual stirrup]

glad to see american history x has been getting more attention recently

i wonder why

[river zealot]

[visual stirrup]

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-gif-23623832

[heady crow]

And none have actually watched it

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1182017183090491432/1358035000884334753/rapidsave.com_mine-hmzxfmk02xse1.mp4?ex=67f26027&is=67f10ea7&hm=9409d670cd123f78917174803ee5a434ec17de14151723a5b6b2643e7d6cc01a&

[visual stirrup]

I checked the comment section of a youtube video of "that scene"

worst mistake of my life

i'm not super poltically correct or anything

but holy fuck

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot KEEP EM COMIN

[stoic girder]

people are exhausted

[river zealot]

i would legit probably move to nordicks if not for your retarded language

how can you be so liberal but so based at the same time

it doesnt get any better

[heady crow]

I mean the Skandinavian languages are easy enough to learn. Finnish is just autistic even for natives

[visual stirrup]

I can't do vocal fry, so that makes finnish impossible for me

[stoic girder]

my dick says yes, but my brain says nose ring

[stoic girder]

is that a new JD edit?

[visual stirrup]

@heady crow
do you have vocal fry when speaking english?

[bold kettle]

yes

[heady crow]

Sadly no, just a noticeable finnish accent

[visual stirrup]

what about when speaking finnish?

[river zealot]

its a sacrifice i am willing to make

[visual stirrup]

I've heard that vocal fry is almost part of the language
finns have a harder time understanding foreigners who have no vocal fry (apparently)

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/TAGbrM-MMRk?si=AVZ5Cfyl9Pci2_k5

[heady crow]

Depends on how drunk, but most of the time yes

[river zealot]

IM COMIN

[hot python]

Perheväkivalta

[heady crow]

Alkoholismi

[bold kettle]

unlike a wife, alcohol is always there when you need it

[coarse bear]

Ah shit they're speaking vodka and sauna in here

Purge

[heady crow]

👋

My time has come

[visual stirrup]

what barbarians
real civilized people speak vodka and banya

[coarse bear]

I cast "Infra is my only exposure to Finland"

[hot python]

Schnapps i bastun

[heady crow]

Bastu is still a crazy word

[hazy finch]

you shall never know my secrets glowies

[heady crow]

I hated going to play in tournaments in sweden bcs their saunas were always heated up to maybe 60c max and we werent "allowed" to throw water on the rocks even though they were finnish made stoves designed for it

We just threw water from water bottles

[visual stirrup]

is that berserk?

wait

he has both eyes

probably not

[bold kettle]

yes it is

[hot python]

Internationella Bastugråtrunksturneringens 2020 Guldmedallsvinnare

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1357827644661432436/1357827645274063199/bedge-pepe-sleep.gif

[hot python]

DeepL can't even barely translate this
Glhf

[heady crow]

Dw, i had 6 years of swedish in school

[coarse bear]

There was a time where he had 2

[coarse bear]

It was a nicer time for all

[vale sand]

"The 2020 Gold Medal Winner of the International Sauna Cry-Wank Tournament" is what I got

[coarse bear]

Can't believe Siren dropped their CV right there

[placid sail]

dry 60c sauna? what is this, a shoe drying room?

[river zealot]

hey blood of shniper

[visual stirrup]

I assumed that he was holding the behelit in the original panel
afaik, he found that one behelit after the eclipse

[hot python]

Wow it worked

[vale sand]

sup arthem

[visual stirrup]

so what's he holding in that panel?

[vale sand]

not with deepl tho, that shit sucks

[heady crow]

Tren

[hot python]

I dont use translators cus I speak every language fluently

[visual stirrup]

lol

[river zealot]

fuck is tren

[visual stirrup]

in the real panel

[vale sand]

Tren, illegal substance for performance enhancement

[river zealot]

steroids?

[hot python]

I just dont want to :-)

[coarse bear]

I honestly forget
It might've been a behelit, but closed

[heady crow]

Reminds me of american gym saunas 🙄

[visual stirrup]

I don't think guts ever took tren in the actual manga

he's all natural, baby

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1357763371382079651/gggg.gif

[heady crow]

I mean, he has to swing that bigass hunk of iron around somehow

[coarse bear]

It's not "guy touches it and world is dying"
Not until the funny twink is desperate

[vale sand]

Comparable to steroids with a sprinkle of crack in them and laced with cocaine

[visual stirrup]

his frying pan

[vale sand]

Stuff makes you extremely aggressive

[visual stirrup]

cast iron

seasoned with the blood of demons

[heady crow]

Makes a similiar sound too when hitting people too

[visual stirrup]

if somebody washed it with soap, it would lose all its power

[hot python]

The dishwasher demons could ruin everything

[visual stirrup]

the demon blood was the reason he was able to injure king ganishka, i think

[pseudo robin]

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-run-anime-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-14077561554520895907

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-chris-evans-foksrun-running-man-gif-18661393

[heady crow]

My fyp is healing

[placid sail]

fucking faceswaps lmao

warning NSFW

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/rules-gif-26758125

[rotund kindle]

@old kettle тут эротически контент, как ты любиш

[arctic pawn]

[river zealot]

@placid sail Ну что, как дела? выспался?

Я:

[arctic pawn]

bro was agrumpy grandma in the past life

[placid sail]

is there an option to unsubscribe from your endless depressed and sleep deprived newsletter

[coarse bear]

You are now unsubscribed from Artyom's depressed cat posting

You are now subscribed to Flat Earth Facts©

Fact #1

They are lying to you.

[pale ingot]

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

[placid sail]

flat earth shit is so absolutely ridiculous I can't even get mad at it

[river zealot]

i am afraid that is not an option

[placid sail]

while the retard who said the moon landing was a hoax did annoy me with his stupidity, flat earth?

it's just so fucking comical

[coarse bear]

https://youtu.be/JTfhYyTuT44

Here's a funny man trying to make sense of it, only to stumble over QAnon shit

[placid sail]

who else would believe in the most stupid ideas possible than a bunch of unloved and dangerously lonely internet addicts from 4chan

[weak jackal]

This... is a xen crystal...

RESONANCE CASCADE!

The border world!

This, is a snark!

[placid sail]

hello ugly hentai bastard steve from minecraft

[muted geyser]

“I’m not feeling really xen right now though…” laugh track

[lyric horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1357839277542604850/Falcos_demise.gif

Fuck, I should add s5 pfp to the corpse

[weak jackal]

https://fixvx.com/betermemes/status/1907902175679856910

Beter (@[e-mail])

https://t.co/FJmSVGUM4x

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 3, 2025, 9:05 PM

[muted geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704298765594525747/989615305590444122/A6DEA892-5EA4-4E41-98E8-269AD0AC69AE.gif

[weak jackal]

https://fixvx.com/NuclearOJ/status/1908200591219941562

jacket from miami (@[e-mail])

↪️ Replying to @betermemes

@betermemes

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 4, 2025, 4:50 PM

[weak jackal]

https://fixvx.com/SeanVSOfficial/status/1907872963048681633

◥◤◢ Sean VS ◣◥◤ (@[e-mail])

Unforseen Consequences.

QRT: Photoshop_Gy
THIS, is a Xen Crystal

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 3, 2025, 7:08 PM

[vivid gulch]

In 2012 I put my dick in the disk reader of my psp

7/10

[pseudo robin]

[river zealot]

@heady crow

[narrow lotus]

the SU -33 with full CAS loadout :

[river zealot]

sir please

you are not getting within 30 kilometers of the frontline

[narrow lotus]

NINONINONINO ATTAC ATTAC NINONINO

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-hell-yes-omg-gif-4951286

[narrow lotus]

RAKETA RAKETA

[arctic pawn]

new rule suggestion: instaban for bronies

[river zealot]

[arctic pawn]

wrong server sorry

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-approved-gif-27640148

[arctic pawn]

thank you habibi

[upper gulch]

christmas poland

i hate christmas poland

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus ALOOOOOOO

HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIT

COOOOOOOMS

[trim pulsar]

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/polina-dubkova-russian-russia-dance-gif-19752370

[shell venture]

is this in the game ?

[split moat]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-spin-teska1567-gif-7695873733952704838

[river zealot]

yeah it is

[bold kettle]

WOMAN?!?! AAAAAAAoooAAAaaaaaaa 😩

[shell venture]

they just said fuck it we goonin

[coarse bear]

Hm.
Maybe I watch

Oh it's roblox

[primal rapids]

As an autist I give blanket acceptance to whoever reads this message

[shell venture]

as an autist i hijack the above message

pay me for acceptance

[primal rapids]

Except Flop, his sins will never be forgiven

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739613661999661056/1358077769548038144/RDT_20250405_1249362753751692043683054.jpg?ex=67f287fc&is=67f1367c&hm=df620c35fca021d78c6f85831658e83966bcad2c13f2b610f8614e6935d7c07e&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015572955465531413/1357865255715213412/78dc7f0cb3314e8bbd5ff98a49a96671.mov?ex=67f1c210&is=67f07090&hm=4c71f5e547ed89dcbc7f8f56ec664ef4e71f6510f75eb708207c7084ab8ed26f&

Welcome back Rust

[fossil swan]

this is relatively easy to make irl

i could make better though

[primal rapids]

Make it in a cave, with a box of scraps!

[deep topaz]

Snow bunny mind control

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925940086212816916/1332769345692237855/Michaelanthony_-_Are_you_ready_for_ze_new_world_order_reupload_720.mov?ex=67f215ed&is=67f0c46d&hm=3d7a2a528207f3910dbdb07d28e03ac12da7962707c7006f21042dc1fc2300fa&

[deep topaz]

I'm amazed he hasn't been assassinated yet

[glad carbon]

has he even done anything?

"maybe eating insect based proteins and living in smaller housing is better economically"

"OMG HES LITERALLY THE ANTICHRIST!!!"

[river zealot]

You will own nothing and be happy

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-gif-27487650

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-gif-22427240

[frail scaffold]

https://d.fxtwitter.com/MuscleManPlays/status/1907834871814500854?t=v5oMFadfHLPuutHGZUAiPw&s=19

[rotund escarp]

MY NAME IS SAKHAROV

I MADE THE PSY HELMET

IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER

[rotund escarp]

he might be him

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/very-well-soldier-boy-jensen-ackles-the-boys-if-you-say-so-gif-26161752

[solar breach]

GAWD DAMN

marvel rivals knows their target audience

[lyric horizon]

are you sure?

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/boobs-gif-26144081

[mossy void]

CECIL

Oh man that was two hours ago