🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

Hasan Piker would breathe out a sigh of relief

[arctic pawn]

people says that idubzz became the pussy slave

he's the way he is bc of his gf

[hazy finch]

"finally he is gone he cant hurt me anymore"
camera pans out and a light flickers in morse code saying "jew"

[naive bison]

the thing is if Sam Hyde is dead

[mossy void]

No. I have a job.

[naive bison]

there's somehow a bigger and scarier nazi guy

sam hyde is fucking terrifying physically

[mossy void]

I open discord first thing in the morning to check the memes

[naive bison]

he looks like Leon Trotsky on crack and HGH

[arctic pawn]

Same it will start in an hour

[hazy finch]

that close up image of his face being all red comes to mind

[arctic pawn]

He wrestled too on ufc

[naive bison]

look at this

[arctic pawn]

Or some shit like that right

[naive bison]

who

[arctic pawn]

Literally hide the pain Harold

[arctic pawn]

Sam

[naive bison]

hide the antisemetism

[naive bison]

no?

[arctic pawn]

Lmao

[naive bison]

ive never heard that ever

[arctic pawn]

I thought he fought someone

[naive bison]

That's Sam Hyde's face whenever someone says Israel is the greatest ally of USA

[arctic pawn]

In a tatami n shit

[naive bison]

[hazy finch]

resisting the urge to talk about the jews after my 8th can of jack daniels:

[naive bison]

"Sam, what is your opinion on immigration?"
"well it's uuh-"

[runic sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859192962537226290/1357669650560716820/image.png?ex=67f10be4&is=67efba64&hm=5d34d64e09b37c92efcbe61c6eb5373ec28b712b274a4908e4de1def2c48ea52&

[runic sorrel]

Why he look so crusty ?

[naive bison]

breezy typing up another soypost paragraph

[naive bison]

that's the racism particles damaging the camera sensor

[mossy void]

Imagine if every moment of every hour of every day, every single thing you do was constantly put under a microscope by everyone around you.
Imagine trying so very hard to set up your identity, only for everyone around you to hold up a magnifying glass to look for the tiniest crack to exploit, rather than just allow you to exist as a person in the world.
That’s the shit I get mad at.
These people just want to exist, and you don’t want to allow them to without some snarky ass, disrespectful, pointless attack on their character for no other reason than you don’t understand them.

[naive bison]

who cares lol

[mossy void]

That’s my whole bit

[eager igloo]

I am so fuckin

Just

[mossy void]

All I have to say about it.

[eager igloo]

AAAAAAAAA

[naive bison]

what now

[primal rapids]

I finally got every single fucking weapon in SM2 maxed. Tactical was hell because it had far and away the most weapons but is also probably the most popular class so half the time there was already a Tactical in the squad.

[runic sorrel]

Mashallah you wrote a lot

[naive bison]

what is sm2

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/megatron-optimus-prime-gif-27086983

[primal rapids]

SPEHS MAHREEN 2

[arctic pawn]

so in ordder for them to exist it has to be social validation?

[mossy void]

Because I didn’t engage in the conversation

[mossy void]

You’re validated every single day by being called your name

[naive bison]

what?

[arctic pawn]

yeah and my real gender

[naive bison]

what the fuck does that even mean

[arctic pawn]

which i was born

[naive bison]

[mossy void]

By being called your proper pronouns

[arctic pawn]

so what?

[mossy void]

Exactly. You are allowed to have your identity and no one tries to take it from you

[arctic pawn]

yeah bro/sis/ses can have his identity too

[primal rapids]

I’m validated every day by witnessing people with less financial and personal health awareness than me.

[arctic pawn]

im not against it lol

[mossy void]

Calling them men, is taking their identity from them, saying “this is a lie” and giving them the finger

Or women if it’s a trans man for that matter

[naive bison]

calling or acknowledging

[arctic pawn]

not quite a lie, more like gender dysphoria

[mossy void]

You people all make the argument that it’s a lie

[arctic pawn]

bro really believes and feels like a woman

[shell venture]

you guys should get different ranks

[mossy void]

That it’s wrong and not real and they don’t deserve to be called by their identity

[shell venture]

names are all blending

[frail scaffold]

You really shouldn't argue with these guys they don't want to believe you

[arctic pawn]

those feelings are definetly not a lie

but doesnt reflect reality

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1357480570451529768/togif.gif

[naive bison]

believe and disagree are different i guess

believe means you are trying to convince someone of something objectively true

[mossy void]

Exactly.
If I have to explain it to you, you wouldn’t understand.

[wraith osprey]

you are not entitled to someones validation

[naive bison]

"i dont have to educate you" in an argument is the evidence of a weak mind

[mossy void]

When it’s as simple as the basic human decency of being called your name?

[naive bison]

i just had a delicious chicken ramen btw

[mossy void]

Like, dumbass.
I’m not asking the world to shower them in compliments and kindness and love

[shell venture]

say my name

[naive bison]

it's not as simple as interpersonal communication

[mossy void]

I’m saying hey, call em by their name and preferred pronouns

[wraith osprey]

Retard

[mossy void]

So instead of “hey guy, fuck you!” Say “hey lady! Fuck you!”

[shell venture]

[naive bison]

it would be dishonest to say that trans acceptance only extends to person-to-person communication

[mossy void]

Jesus

[shell venture]

"fuck you retard"

[mossy void]

It’s really not that complicated but you people make it more complicated than it needs to be

[shell venture]

hate is inclusive

[arctic pawn]

ok miss breeza, i respect your pronoums, but since youre a trans woman, i think you should have a specific category on ufc and avoid fighting other cis women, its not a bad thing to be self aware and keeping your identity?

[naive bison]

we're the complicated ones?

[arctic pawn]

fragility is not a virtue

[mossy void]

Check my pronouns bozo

[naive bison]

that's why i said saying it's only interpersonal communications is dishonest

[arctic pawn]

i know, i have this conversation with brazilians too

they are way more woke than yoiu think

[naive bison]

it's also the desire to be in women's spaces

[frail scaffold]

I don't wanna be in womens spaces

[wraith osprey]

fucking no one does bro

[frail scaffold]

True

[arctic pawn]

based

[wraith osprey]

you ever seen a womens space 😭

NO XBOX!!!

[arctic pawn]

women that are self aware that other women are awful=based as fuck

[mossy void]

If they had a trans bracket then there wouldn’t be a season, it’d be a weeklong event

[wraith osprey]

NO PS

[shell venture]

damn bitch you live like this

[arctic pawn]

what is a bracket

[naive bison]

if women's categories included anyone who identified as a woman - women wouldn't have space in sports

[arctic pawn]

i dont know this word yet

[mossy void]

Tourney

[naive bison]

because men would dominate it

[mossy void]

Tournament

Bracket

[arctic pawn]

it would be dope anyways

[mossy void]

With names across a board of people competing against one another to find the best, over the course of a season

[arctic pawn]

iw ould defietlywatch

before people starts to problematize it

[naive bison]

ok this is a risky convo im out

[arctic pawn]

or whatever the word in english is

[frail scaffold]

I never understood the sports argument cus sports are inherently unfair by the simple fact that every person is different

Micheal phelps is a literal fucking xman for swimming and he doesn't get his own thing

[tidal trellis]

no, i have no damn clue who u are

[mossy void]

Anyway I have to get to work

[frail scaffold]

Nice phone

[mossy void]

Also this

[shell venture]

bro you just figured it out 😭

[shell venture]

shut yo bitch ass up cracka piss rank twink boy

[arctic pawn]

[naive bison]

every person is different but the averages are pretty comprehensive

[arctic pawn]

he's ddoing naked gun

[tidal trellis]

I'd be mad but you missed the reference sooo

L

[naive bison]

liam neesson does movies still?

[arctic pawn]

CRACKA????

[naive bison]

i thought he's still like

racist and pisses himself

[shell venture]

it was a triple refrence

[arctic pawn]

did he said the c word??????????????????

[shell venture]

you didn't get it

[arctic pawn]

oh no

[frail scaffold]

I finished that msg and no one will read it

[shell venture]

it's a snack bro

[naive bison]

yeah not cool

[heady crow]

cracker is our word, you can use cracka if you want

[frail scaffold]

😔

[arctic pawn]

im half black and half jewish

[naive bison]

i think my response was pretty consise

[arctic pawn]

can i really?

[wraith osprey]

KRAKKA

[shell venture]

multi class

cheater

[arctic pawn]

actually semite cuz family isnt jewish religious

[frail scaffold]

He has webbed fingers bro, and thats only one of his natural given abilities that makes him a better swimmer

[arctic pawn]

a good spawn

it is what it is

not cheat

[tidal trellis]

no it wasn't

[shell venture]

im white african
get on my level bozo

[arctic pawn]

[shell venture]

im just immune

[frail scaffold]

Hes legit an xman

[arctic pawn]

bro literally got the super advantaeg

[heady crow]

blp kosher does

[naive bison]

did u read my response

[placid sail]

all the aids and no black rizzery or jazz voice

rip

[shell venture]

you can't even use discord properly

[frail scaffold]

But hes not close to the average?

[arctic pawn]

bro's keeping all the ebola and aids to himself

[shell venture]

shut up

[frail scaffold]

Thats the point im making

[arctic pawn]

[frail scaffold]

If anything we should have superhuman Olympics

[shell venture]

i would win

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-the-horse-is-here-peter-griffin-horse-honse-family-guy-gif-27283357

[frail scaffold]

Cus the idea that sports are "fair" is legit nonsense

[arctic pawn]

so oyu'd be ok with a trans woman fighting inside the cis women category?

i mean that wouldnt bother me so much i actually think its hilarious

[arctic pawn]

but its still unfair

to cis

[naive bison]

the most able woman will never beat the most able man
the most able woman may beat an average man

was my point

for the restrictions

[arctic pawn]

i will def bet on the trans always

i'd be the ufc money king

[wraith osprey]

How about no categories
i want to watch one of the many UFC neanderthals beat up a woman on live television

[arctic pawn]

i'd support that

[naive bison]

"it's not fair" is a stupid reason to remove categories

[primal rapids]

Two Imperial Fists and a purple weirdo on their way to fuck up some Tyranids

[frail scaffold]

Okay, what sports specifically

[arctic pawn]

ufc

wrestling

[naive bison]

that's how you end up with women never winning anything in physical sports

[arctic pawn]

fighting sports

[naive bison]

pretty much all of them

[arctic pawn]

yeah

also swimming

[naive bison]

there's a couple women are better endurance wise

[arctic pawn]

women dont stand a chance

[wraith osprey]

thats already happening

[arctic pawn]

for a biological male build

even if its trans now

[hazy finch]

need to see a 280LBS 6ft 1 fighter snap a 150LBS 5ft 3 womans spine in half ngl

[naive bison]

men on average are taller, stronger, can go down to lower body fat percentage, have higher bone densite, recover better due to testosterone

[arctic pawn]

women get out of a fight with a trans fucked up badly

[naive bison]

this for some reason made me think of Pride FC

[arctic pawn]

the trans girl dont even fintch

[wraith osprey]

just make her fight a actual gorilla

[naive bison]

god it was so good

[wraith osprey]

or him

i dont really care i just want to see people die

[naive bison]

imagine Alistar Overeem on the height of steroid abuse vs a woman ufc champ

jokes aside weight categories exist and women still don't have the same physical biological advantages as men

[frail scaffold]

At least in the case of wrestling isnt there supposed to be shit like weight restrictions?? In an attempt to make it fair (still isn't)

Hormones make us weaker in the specific instance of us that are on it

[shell venture]

it can never be fair
you just get close t it

[arctic pawn]

this thumb is dope

lol

[frail scaffold]

Thats the point im literally making

[arctic pawn]

yeah it does

and even like that

trans woman always get the 1st place

i think its really hard for them to lose

[frail scaffold]

We dont??

[naive bison]

wdym by us

[true sedge]

people being biologically better at you than something is just sports

[frail scaffold]

In fact we lose a lot

[true sedge]

i dont see why the line should be drawn at sex

[arctic pawn]

true

[frail scaffold]

Im trans

[naive bison]

oh

[true sedge]

the only reason its a thing is because women are in a lower position in society and thus need a seperate division

[heady crow]

[naive bison]

weaker but growing up enjoying testosterone is still a crazy benefit

[naive bison]

no i knew that i just didn't know what shine meant by "us"

[true sedge]

thats the justification nowadays but the reason back in the day was that women would beat men sometimes and it made men very mad

[wraith osprey]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER THINKS THERE ARE WOMANE ON THE INTENET

[frail scaffold]

Real

[primal rapids]

Women aren't real just like birds aren't real

[naive bison]

i heard that the NBA doesnt have restrictions against women

[true sedge]

i could train to run everyday and get really good at it but there will always be an ethiopian or somalian guy whos better at it than me

[naive bison]

it's that the WNBA has restrictions against men

idk how true that is though

i know esports teams dont just hire only men or sth

if a woman good enough turns up they would hire them

[true sedge]

or dogs

[frail scaffold]

Yeah and you wont do well in the nba anyway thanks to you being tiny compared to em

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1278041913827528704.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=JokergeNo

[frail scaffold]

Almost like they got some biological advantage over you

[wraith osprey]

lets not bring race into it

[naive bison]

yep, that's where men's average height beign higher comes in

[true sedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_H0X8o_jUQ

[naive bison]

there's a reason the WNBA rim is lower to the ground and is bigger in diameter

[true sedge]

woke gone mad

[arctic pawn]

fr

[true sedge]

i had a 5'5 friend who could shoot

[naive bison]

yeah and a woman as biologically gifted as the top NBA dudes i don't think ever has been born

[frail scaffold]

I genuinely wonder if theres some correlation of height to shooting

[naive bison]

are u srs?

[true sedge]

i think another reason they shouldnt exist is because the womens division will always be the secondary one and get less funding and resources

which is why the wnba suck

[frail scaffold]

Not as an argument more out of curiosity

[naive bison]

i mean
taller = closer to rim

[frail scaffold]

NO I MEANT

Shooting gun

[naive bison]

oh

[frail scaffold]

I misread

[quaint ore]

I was at the NBA game of CHI vs LLA

Man I will never watch WNBA game after that

[naive bison]

i doubt it? idk

taller = probably stronger = better at handling recoil?

[naive bison]

and yet they complain anyways that they dont get paid as much

they depend on men funding their league

[true sedge]

im going even further

no pay

[naive bison]

and cant draw in customers to watch

and want more money

[true sedge]

if amateur boxers can lose money and still do their sport then pro footballers can

[frail scaffold]

I don't even wanna play in sports im a fucking NERD

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imk5X6-Xr30

[naive bison]

this is a common thread to all "remove categories in professional sports" arguers

[arctic pawn]

[naive bison]

IM JUST SAYING

[frail scaffold]

I don't know what that means genuinely

[naive bison]

women football best moments
thanks for watching
outro music

[frail scaffold]

I blame autism

[naive bison]

cinema

[arctic pawn]

e-sports and sports that dont require physical strenght should be unissex indeed

arrow, shooting, chess

[naive bison]

person who dont know about sports or care wants to fundamentally change sports due to personal feelings on the matter

i hope i summed it up well

[naive bison]

they are though

[arctic pawn]

good

[naive bison]

Esports ARE unisex

[shell venture]

remember that one league girls team that went 0-9

[naive bison]

there are mixed woman man teams

not many but there are

[arctic pawn]

yikes

[naive bison]

there's no restrictions generally

[arctic pawn]

the girls lost?

[shell venture]

yes

[arctic pawn]

awful

[naive bison]

they got beat so bad the players got punished for stalling the end of the game to kill the women more

and were wasting broadcast time

[arctic pawn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fucking dope

[shell venture]

it was around the time of "girls can play games too"

[naive bison]

it is sad as it was a publicity stunt

[arctic pawn]

as it should

[shell venture]

obv

[naive bison]

they didnt hire ANY competent women

[arctic pawn]

fragility is not a virtue

[naive bison]

just diamond support mains

[arctic pawn]

we should humiliate our enemies

[shell venture]

girls got the shit end of the stick

[naive bison]

they set back women's esports like a decade

[arctic pawn]

no matter who they are

[naive bison]

unironically

i hate it

[true sedge]

woke gone mad

[shell venture]

and the girls still get fucked over nowadays

the ones in that team

[arctic pawn]

alt right gone mad

[naive bison]

yeah but you waste money to the broadcaster by not ending the game

i understand the punishment

[arctic pawn]

alt right=literally hitler

[naive bison]

i mean it is

[arctic pawn]

[naive bison]

if you aren't retarded and use alt-right properly

it's white identitarians

[frail scaffold]

I don't want to change them, honestly. Just point out the unfairness in sports as a whole

[naive bison]

not "anyone i disagree with"

[arctic pawn]

hitler was a socialist leftist

but you guys arent ready for this convo

[shell venture]

no one is

[naive bison]

i guess but my point is if you remove the restrictions between genders - you basically make it so women never win literally anything as men are more biologically fit for physical activity

and i'm against that

i think women should have their own playing field

[true sedge]

socialist is such a broad category that anyone who believes in any form of redistributivism is a socialist

[naive bison]

that's retarded and stupid

[true sedge]

FDR is technically a socialist

meaningless term

[arctic pawn]

why

[shell venture]

every "political" team / category is meaningless

[arctic pawn]

his modus operandi was literally leftist and socialist

ops

forgot

[arctic pawn]

no politics on brainfart

[frail scaffold]

If the alternative is we have to compete against average men we'd get our asses handed to us, so no real winning

[arctic pawn]

even if politics itself is a kind of brainfart

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-its-mid-true-morgan-freeman-gif-8763446312529432376

[shell venture]

please god

[naive bison]

i dont want to get muted again and my mute reason being "talks about hitler a lot"

[pseudo robin]

deez nuts are socialist everyone can get em

[naive bison]

do gei men make podcasts

[arctic pawn]

yeah i said above already

[naive bison]

wait

what's his face

Dave Rubin

gets to stay?

hell naw

[eager igloo]

Can you use google at least once

Im not ur teacher

[shell venture]

who tf is dave rubin

[frail scaffold]

I fucking hate google no

I will ask you

[naive bison]

some right wing podcaster guy and is gei

[shell venture]

[frail scaffold]

Isnt that a sandwich

[shell venture]

idk

[wraith osprey]

retard is more appropriate

finally
memes

[frail scaffold]

@naive bison meant to reply sorry

[wraith osprey]

no more yap

[naive bison]

that one m249 is like 50k usd

[naive bison]

yeah pretty much

[wraith osprey]

show meme or else

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/n06ara-monkey-funny-monkey-fight-gif-16002181919988782897

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-screaming-curious-george-caught-lackin-scary-funny-gif-11174630529537076212

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346545806515634177/1356816253435514910/the_dingus.mp4?ex=67f0941b&is=67ef429b&hm=a0de82dd9affad138ea72eec989b51e1acef1a291398927deae54c9736e37056&

[naive bison]

@frail scaffold you know that metaphor about a right winger and left winger about a fence in the middle of nowhere?

[true sedge]

i had a friend who looked exactly like that

[arctic pawn]

the true right wing fellas are the ancaps, idk the name you guys give to them in english

[naive bison]

just 3 meters of fence not connected to anything in the middle of the desert

[arctic pawn]

same

[true sedge]

women liked him too

[naive bison]

A right-wing thinker might say:
“This fence was put here for a reason, even if I don’t understand it right now. Before we remove it, we need to figure out why it was built in the first place and whether removing it would cause unintended consequences.”
A left-wing thinker might say:
“This fence is pointless, and if it serves no good purpose anymore, we should take it down so it doesn’t get in the way or create unnecessary barriers.”

[heady crow]

a guy in my basic looked just like that, ears and all

[naive bison]

the whole sports categories discussion reminds me of that

[naive bison]

i love monkies

they so funi

[eager igloo]

Yapper

[wraith osprey]

the right winger is a schizophrenic

[frail scaffold]

Its pretty accurate, at least in the sports case

[arctic pawn]

when i was in school there were this dude that looked exactly like an ape, he was white with green eyes

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[arctic pawn]

when he laughed he looked even more like one

[naive bison]

did you guys know

[naive bison]

that machine guns after 1980-something, are illegal to produce

and because of that, automatic lowers of like an ar-15 are insanely expensive

[frail scaffold]

Im still without power bruhh

[naive bison]

like 50k USD

[true sedge]

i have pains

[frail scaffold]

Gonna light a candle n the shower atp

[naive bison]

BUT

a mac-10 full auto lower

[heady crow]

amish

[frail scaffold]

I am not far from amish country

Cx

[heady crow]

bro talks like america is the whole world 🙄

[naive bison]

is only 10-20k USD

[heady crow]

is that an emoticon?

or like a state

[frail scaffold]

Yes

[heady crow]

or something

[naive bison]

so people do bullshit like this

[frail scaffold]

Think like

[primal rapids]

That’s why everyone should get a M2 Browning, as a treat

[arctic pawn]

well...

[frail scaffold]

XD but cx

[heady crow]

ok ok, i got it

[arctic pawn]

their culture literally spread all over the world

[frail scaffold]

Look i can even make it sad

xc

[heady crow]

can you make it uuhh

evil

[naive bison]

look at this bullshit

this is what people do to save money

[frail scaffold]

xc

[heady crow]

holy shit

[arctic pawn]

this gun is pregnant

[naive bison]

they use the full auto trigger mechanism of a mac10 to shoot 556 full auto

[frail scaffold]

Sorry didnt mean to scare you

[naive bison]

@frail scaffold what is xc

or xd

or cx

what does any of that mean

[frail scaffold]

Emoticons

Faces made with text

[naive bison]

this is like when someone starts speaking in WoW terms

oh

i thought it's like

[heady crow]

reading comprehension is on a downfall

[naive bison]

abbreviations of counties

[eager igloo]

Fr

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[frail scaffold]

We don't abbreviate counties but we do abbreviate states

But ik we the only ones with states

So i guess thats confusing

[naive bison]

https://www.tiktok.com/@21corleone/video/7179316715568909573

[heady crow]

whats washington dc

abbreviated

[naive bison]

idk why

but i remembered this

[arctic pawn]

i thought for a moment that this video was another thing....

[frail scaffold]

Isnt dc specifically the city

[heady crow]

degenerate

[frail scaffold]

We don't have abbreviations for cities

[heady crow]

oh

we do for the larger ones

hki, jkl, tre and so on

[arctic pawn]

there's things that i unfortunately see against my will sometimes

[frail scaffold]

REAL

[naive bison]

the prodigy in the background

[frail scaffold]

I need the sleepy fit

[naive bison]

with the silly pompon

and a candleholder

[naive bison]

to use when the power goes out again

hit em with a "WHO GOES THERE"

[heady crow]

and the bigass white gown?

[frail scaffold]

Pov: i heard a bump in the night and im going to investigate

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/goiana-gif-19316275

[naive bison]

and soft slippers

that are the perfect length

[heady crow]

easy to slip on

and still stay secure while you walk

i wonder if they have invented like

crocs but soft

[naive bison]

"WHAT WAS THAT -ah, it's just you"

[frail scaffold]

Its usually the cat

Fucking up the rug or sumn

Or my dad coughing his lungs out at 3am

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1357483026099208203/Gnoe9K8WMAATEsV.png

[naive bison]

was it ever revealed what was in the briefcase?

also fake and gei video

the gas an is non-fir

[naive bison]

truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu @glad carbon

[pseudo robin]

grand dragon Ye

[wraith osprey]

bro
if that friend has me blocked he 100% has you blocked too

[naive bison]

whenever doanel speaks his mouth he says something that will never let him into the pearly gates

[heady crow]

i wonder what saint peter will say to him

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[heady crow]

granted, based on the yordle impregnator series hes never getting even to that point

[frail scaffold]

What the hell is this

It goes hard

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102147348521562164/1357472723391217745/a7da5a49a94dd66a74369144e342d8ee.mp4

[heady crow]

neighborhood watch

keeping the neighborhood safe

[frail scaffold]

He should come watch mine

[naive bison]

he gets paid in costco chickens

[frail scaffold]

Dude Walmart started stocking chicken care stuff

Im tempted

[naive bison]

is a costco chicken safe to bulk on

or too much sodium

[frail scaffold]

Oh

[frail scaffold]

U mean dead

[naive bison]

...yeah?

[heady crow]

sweat all the sodium out

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/779257731643211786.png?quality=lossless&name=LMFAOOOOOOO&size=48

[naive bison]

giving him living chickens is cruel

to the chickens and him

he has feelings too

not for robbers in the neighbourhood though

[frail scaffold]

I meant more as pets

[naive bison]

no mercy

[frail scaffold]

Id have chickens

[arctic pawn]

chickens basically eat other chickens

[naive bison]

does costco sell living chickens

[frail scaffold]

Pet that shits out breakfast

[arctic pawn]

mfs use bones and leftovers as ration

to give the chickens

with alot of estrogen

[frail scaffold]

Tractor supply co does

[arctic pawn]

so they can grow in less than 3 months

[naive bison]

is that costco

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/590338470891880538.gif?quality=lossless&name=peensive&size=48

[arctic pawn]

sometimes chickens turn into cannibals

and beak other chickens for food

brootal shit

[frail scaffold]

Now that you posted this again whats this song

[arctic pawn]

literally me

[heady crow]

prolly some Asagraum

[frail scaffold]

Damke

[heady crow]

bitte

[eager igloo]

Coworked just told me to calm down
I was so fucking close to crashing

[naive bison]

why

whats going on

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dnsl-daniel-from-sl-daniel-meter-second-life-rust-gif-20495196

[eager igloo]

I HATE that

[frail scaffold]

Daniel my beloved

[eager igloo]

I get annoyed easily and venting it immidiately helps me to be stable

[naive bison]

i got a staff that summons a flame atronach

...

there's no laws against daedra, batman

[frail scaffold]

Fire resist

[naive bison]

fortify stamina

[frail scaffold]

Gotta get fire resist

[naive bison]

pop the blackbriar honeypack

[frail scaffold]

Smoking that mega buffoon pack

Speaking of that

[frail scaffold]

My tolerance break is over

Time to smoke

[buoyant lintel]

fireussy

https://tenor.com/view/speed-laughing-holding-back-laugh-puff-pufff-gif-6326836942968663441

[naive bison]

hear me out ( I'M JUST KIDDING )

[frail scaffold]

How i look 5 minutes with no za

[heady crow]

how long was it

10 mins?

[frail scaffold]

Idk like 3 days

Im not tryna get passed a drug test i just wanna stop smoking 3 bowls for a buzz

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/883124920719126578.gif?quality=lossless&name=smoge&size=48

[fading mountain]

3bowls for a buzz. M8 how much are you smoking? Or are you hitting stempack

[frail scaffold]

Too much

A slight exaggeration with 3 bowls but still

[fading mountain]

I do a bongbowl every evening after work, and maybe a second one around 8-9pm if im feelin cheeky

[frail scaffold]

I miss my huge bjong

Think was like a tactical nuke to all my senses at once

[fading mountain]

But yeah take a break, 1-2weeks and youll get floored just by smelling it

At least thats how its for me cuz im a twig with barely any fat xD

[pseudo robin]

would

[sour carbon]

[frail scaffold]

Not really fat but aint a twig either

But yeah i should take a longer break

However power is out today

[fading mountain]

Gud for lungs gud for braijn

[frail scaffold]

I got eddies too

But instant gratification zoomer brain

[fading mountain]

Eddies?

Ohhh foodables

[frail scaffold]

Ye

What we call em

Just no regular access more of a rarity to have em

[fading mountain]

We call it "funny-gummy/chocolate"

[frail scaffold]

My dad calls pot chronic

Still

[fading mountain]

Bejsd

My dad calls me a narco-fascist xD

And i correct him with "homo-fascist transsupremacist"

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1042922077046444052.gif?quality=lossless&name=CrackerBarrelFemboy&size=48

[prime zenith]

are you a fascist

[fading mountain]

Yes, i like to race fast

[bold kettle]

hell yeah

[buoyant lintel]

lets go im racist too

[prime zenith]

so racist

racer

[fading mountain]

HELL YEAH

[prime zenith]

im a fed

[buoyant lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/listening-what-fbi-chris-redd-alex-moffat-gif-11784633

[fading mountain]

Me too, just had a nice breakfast

[frail scaffold]

Fuck i should eat

[prime zenith]

nonsense

[frail scaffold]

Just cant open fridge

Uhh

[prime zenith]

i ate 2 eggs

[frail scaffold]

Toast time

[prime zenith]

with cucumber and chili

[bold kettle]

cucumber and chill

single mom evening

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/dokibird-doki-huh-vtuber-shock-gif-8264548511385952861

[mossy void]

I did :)

[fading mountain]

MSG? Metal Seal Golid?

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/rapture-me-now-lord-seal-going-up-gif-17752337

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-big-lez-show-wadiyatalkinabeet-what-are-you-talking-about-tell-me-gif-8526583

[mossy void]

MSG is an additive to food dummy

God

Imagine not knowing

Fuck

Shit

Fuck

[fading mountain]

Food additive?

[mossy void]

Yeah right? Isn’t it?

People are afraid it’s toxic or something when it’s not

[fading mountain]

Nanomachines?

[mossy void]

Little white powder or whatever

Not coke

[fading mountain]

The Patriots?

[mossy void]

New england?

[naive bison]

MY SSD IS HERE YIPPIE

[mossy void]

Football?

Tom brady?

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brain-damage-funny-gif-9567713795855473020

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-20380596

i think i will download cyberpunk

[fading mountain]

Oof im sorry about the diagnosis

[naive bison]

wuh

no not std

anyways im gonna install it, see ya in like 10 mins

[bold kettle]

lucky you, i got diagnosed with MCS

the M stands for massive

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/539279426370666529/1357565832393134140/488262259_9817219958299967_7340385223668412159_n.png?ex=67f0ab34&is=67ef59b4&hm=3c6c2e87e656399d65e984a8da76bde37f9c052b8721c2ab9a6e2ca980b0480d&

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-back-disgusted-yeah-right-disbelieve-shane-gif-10309839419475619100

[lean oak]

Well she got confidence in her

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/silence-silent-king-baldwin-kingdom-of-heaven-gif-4506330187216782335

[frail scaffold]

Cyborg ninja build NOW

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-mgs-cyborg-ninja-fatalistic-make-me-feel-alive-again-gif-18137106

[pale ingot]

It's like one of my japanese animes....

[placid sail]

hoohoo soul-crushing mental distress

[naive bison]

i just did something that feels insanely bad

someone elses paycheck for the day got sent to me

meant for a guy with the same name as me

and i had to send it back

[pale ingot]

easy money

[wet wave]

not toxic but some have allergies. thats about it for MSG
Good on fish

[narrow lotus]

Minecraft Movie sucked to the surprise of no one

[naive bison]

WATER BUCKET RELEASE

[narrow lotus]

Damn there are two people with Ice Wallow Come name?

[wet wave]

im sure the kids will like it

[naive bison]

your mother is the second person

the paycheck was for her

i will double her load for this intransigence from now on

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

time to download cyberpunk YIPPIE

[pale ingot]

doubling this load in your mom rn

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-20380596

[naive bison]

you cant just take what i said to someone else and make it about me

thats not how any of this works bud

[mossy void]

Yeah the trailer made it look very silly
But, I will enjoy taking my little brother to see it this weekend

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-old-man-shower-funny-old-man-old-man-naked-4-old-man-gif-1317395872961907816

[naive bison]

who is this guy

what is he talking about

[mossy void]

Joe mama

[naive bison]

🖕

[mossy void]

Joe

Mama

[narrow lotus]

Ur mom wooden hoe

[shell venture]

hoe mama

[mossy void]

My mother is a netherite hoe

[shell venture]

my cousin in the back watching a reel with sneaky snitch

[naive bison]

completely pointless and wasteful

[shell venture]

it's so peak

[naive bison]

and only used in dirt

classic

[naive bison]

[shell venture]

no it's not sneaky snitch

[mossy void]

Omg just like you!

[pale ingot]

FUCK

[naive bison]

🪞

[naive bison]

who

[lyric horizon]

sneaky snitch

[narrow lotus]

Tf is netherite

[lyric horizon]

flop

[shell venture]

2010 youtube anthem

[naive bison]

who is that

[lyric horizon]

KEVIN MCKELON

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3mxLL7nX1E

[lyric horizon]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

KEVIN MACLEOD

[shell venture]

macleod

[mossy void]

What the fuck

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/nether-steve-jack-black-a-minecraft-movie-minecraft-movie-gif-4194763656518713028

[lyric horizon]

How was the minecraft movie btw?

[naive bison]

ppl say dogshit

[shell venture]

it was scheming weasel my bad

[placid sail]

ubisoft are cucks

[lyric horizon]

I gotta watch it myself

[mossy void]

It looks very silly

[naive bison]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

😭

[mossy void]

Like highly targeted at kids

[naive bison]

WHERE ARE MY BOOBIES

[shell venture]

where is this from

[lyric horizon]

whats the game from the first pic?

FC3?

[naive bison]

thats what minecraft is

[shell venture]

no

[naive bison]

4

[placid sail]

far cry #2733 fuck if I know which one

[naive bison]

that's the arena ladies in fc4

[lyric horizon]

FC4 had booboo?

[shell venture]

ok i take it back
far cry 4 isn't shit

[naive bison]

fc3 only had boobies on Citra

[lyric horizon]

Game without boobs is a wasted game

[narrow lotus]

Yep and funny enough they also made the main character wear a towel ( u are fully naked )

This might have to do with the trilogy being released as a pack in China

[naive bison]

i know im quite the breastologist

[shell venture]

fc4 want to be 3 so bad they even added tribal booba lady

[lyric horizon]

The paint is covering them in every part

[naive bison]

yeah you're rocking out with your cock out in the arena mission

[shell venture]

rock out
cock out
tell the world suck my dick

[placid sail]

I have to censor the nipples because of gamma communist part, ubisoft have to censor the nipples because of chinese communist party

truly this world is flawed

[narrow lotus]

I remember not getting into the arena cause i was stuck staring at her tits

Good times

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/goonalert-goon-alert-goon-alert-goonwarning-gif-6514319302434229875

[lyric horizon]

The party wants us to not get joy from boobs

[narrow lotus]

[lyric horizon]

but we wont let them

goldstein was right

[narrow lotus]

#📄rules

[shell venture]

anti boob propaganda

[narrow lotus]

Obey or perish, bz11k

[shell venture]

assmunist are the enemy

[naive bison]

wtf cyberpunk is only like 91 gigs?

[shell venture]

only

[placid sail]

don't fucking lecture me on rules you motherfucker, had you not been a mod, you would have been banned trice times over

[lyric horizon]

Busy is above the law

[narrow lotus]

Not true

[lyric horizon]

he is the fourth xray wizard

[shell venture]

i fought the law

[lyric horizon]

he declined the nobel prize 7 times already

[placid sail]

no I'm not, I've been muted several times

[narrow lotus]

Good. Know ur place

[lyric horizon]

That was just for people to believe you are a normal member

[narrow lotus]

Got muted by grok himself actually

[shell venture]

based

[placid sail]

no it was a nerevar flying a plane straight into twin towers

[lyric horizon]

-# a

[placid sail]

also little shit madi telling on me for saying the gamer word in russian

[dreamy flax]

📚 busy

Attempting to seem [important], and not being [shy] [about it].

I'm so busy that I can't [keep up with] all [my phone] calls and [emails]! I am so important.

[lyric horizon]

||гамер||

[placid sail]

which was honestly completely accidental because it's just an insult for us, without all the whatever fucking vile evil context westerners has found in it

[lyric horizon]

!busy

[split canyon]

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[narrow lotus]

We are a correct server everyone is equal in front of the rules

[civic panther]

https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostRock/status/1907917049902309800?t=ThQuiorWz3k4lFXLQL015A&s=33

Rock solid (@[e-mail])

lmaoooo, its like we called it

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 3, 2025, 10:04 PM

[narrow lotus]

[civic panther]

what is with modern media

and constantly trying to make an objectively bad thing into some kind of "oh no, its just misunderstood" deal

[shell venture]

no no no no

[narrow lotus]

I cant watch any game adaptations i swear they are dogshit

[placid sail]

if you were a Pinoccio, your nose would have gone around the globe already and straight up your arse

[shell venture]

i swear to god if no more new dmc cause this shit flops

im bombing netflix and capcom

[narrow lotus]

Not true

[placid sail]

Falco does the gaslighting better

work on it

[shell venture]

"trends"

[narrow lotus]

Ughh....its just a meme, you guys are 1984?

[buoyant lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-purge-discord-mods-i-hate-this-server-moderation-team-mods-gif-25676559

[civic panther]

can't wait for a bunch of hollywood/media elite scandals to happen with them having done the most morally reprehensible and inhumane acts in history, then immediately making a netflix special acting like its all normal and actually they are just misunderstood

[lyric horizon]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb2p5bzlnZHRvZnI3NHh5bzF5OWFkMDA1OXV5cTl6cGxxc3B0d2NxbyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/2QMTC6pBTDbO6DPGLr/giphy.gif

[lyric horizon]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3kXoKlD84c6OmIcOLfrfEs?si=e2215d1854404106

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/literally1984-omori-1984-aubrey-omori-gif-24686968

[buoyant lintel]

bro has a twink version of every meme

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/ingsoc-apartment-big-brother-is-watching-you-big-brother-john-hurt-gif-10332425

[pale ingot]

cursed

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694220399411400/right-here-where-im-at-right-here-where-ill-stay.webp

[naive bison]

what game

[shell venture]

cock and shit survival slop

[pale ingot]

zombie survival game slop
VEIN demo

its multiplayer tho

[naive bison]

veiny aah dih 🥀 🥀

the game

[shell venture]

called it

[pale ingot]

🍆

[shell venture]

here's dogshit copy paste slop game
but coop tho

[sour inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/when-mpreg-monday-mpreg-monday-question-gif-15388904019582979957

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694220655132672/whatever-tag-this-is-a-tag-i-just-wanna-talk-bro-please.webp

[pale ingot]

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717319890955927556/1304247642703925289/4x.gif

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-tongue-flight-flight-reacts-excited-gif-17057509

[naive bison]

i love my new internet

[placid sail]

I just imagine the girl holding a phone with her teeth and it cracks me up

[naive bison]

already 1/3rd the way there to cyberpunk

[shell venture]

cracking my dong rn

[placid sail]

that sounds painful

[lyric horizon]

3 thing good about this video

[river zealot]

Brother

I have been warned by madi

For the exact same thing

And after that i think they added it to the filters

[placid sail]

except I did with letter emojis via bot command

I forgor the command

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus @stone blade
Ngl, this is one of those days where i regret drinking monster

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/rango-lizard-try-me-movie-gif-25254767

[river zealot]

why so

[stone blade]

you are not worthy

[heavy peak]

Way too jittery today

[river zealot]

NOT WORTHY

[plucky void]

getting the eye twitch? the trembling hands?

[heavy peak]

Only hands

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925940555974856735/1357708728702599439/8dcfaff8bc26aebed3947f828fca811947956e083b065ebb22083f537545bc49_1.mov?ex=67f13049&is=67efdec9&hm=e732b8422f37d47ed605d09ff1caece1e9485c1bcd1e2b0ec351dd8ca2db167a&

[naive bison]

cbp done YIPPE

[true sedge]

AI is evil but this is good...

[magic tartan]

[tight rune]

Wtf

[wraith osprey]

p!busted

!busted

im fuckign killiong myself

WHY CANT I FUCKING FIND THAT STUPID FUCKING VIDEO

[buoyant lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-gif-27487650

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778778352063348749/1290997398398570496/this-peaks-this-reeks-ezgif.com-effects.gif

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/nut-soap-gif-18803524

[wraith osprey]

No retard
the buff guy saying busted after being caught eating something

[naive bison]

im making jetstream sam

[buoyant lintel]

I !busted in your mom

[buoyant lintel]

jetstream sam after getting addicted to heroin

[bold kettle]

he looks turkish

[buoyant lintel]

now i cant unsee cecil as biden

[naive bison]

hey the character creator sucks ass

even oblivion has a better one

[buoyant lintel]

also

the fucking "update" did fuck all

just added some stupid tattoos or some shit

new eyes

https://tenor.com/view/jhnnycrwsh-forsen-nymn-batchest-twitch-gif-24086134

[bold kettle]

still no penis 3 option though

still wondering why that was even a thing

[naive bison]

bro

cyberpunk hits my gpu hard

90% usage

my gpu reached like 73c

i took the acryllic sidepanel off and its at 63c now

[bold kettle]

oh. what gpu is that?

[buoyant lintel]

billions in damages

[slender rock]

ah yes

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[bold kettle]

crumch

[pseudo robin]

literally unplayable

[fallow trellis]

valve mindset, have penis 1 and penis 2

no penis 3

[pseudo robin]

[narrow lotus]

so plum and round

[narrow lotus]

hahahahah bro has the im gonna have a heart attack? moment

Weak

[pale ingot]

honestly wondering how many people will actually spend all that on the switch 2

and the fucking games you need to rebuy for the fucking "graphics update" bs

[narrow lotus]

idk but the games being 80 bucks is also fucking shit

[pale ingot]

ik

$80 is fucking wild

[narrow lotus]

and personally, 80% of the showcased games are literally not for me , i rly dont like them

mario cart

kirby racing

the fuck

80 bucks for kirby racing

mate

[pale ingot]

the fromsoft exclusive

[pale ingot]

2 decade old game btw

aint noone buying allat

[buoyant lintel]

except nintendo dickriders ofc

[river zealot]

i love pakistan

one day i will be pilot for pakistan

[buoyant lintel]

and destory india ofc

[narrow lotus]

xelA play Macarena Slowed and Reverb

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-gazorp-glorp-gazorp-its-over-gif-9130617766073913785

[pale ingot]

except nintendo dickriders.

but are there enough of those to bring nintendo a profit

actually there might be

mfs gon splurge their entire life savings on nintendo

[narrow lotus]

Fuck Nintendo ( their lawyers are at my door already )

didnt nintendo sue that guy and he has to pay for the rest of his life

a % of his wage

the guy that was modding the consoles

[buoyant lintel]

basically every millennial

so yeah

[pale ingot]

fuck.

[slender rock]

Hey, feelings

[low atlas]

hi, blursk

[slender rock]

alo

[mossy void]

So true

[slender rock]

Iedy

it's 9am

why?

[narrow lotus]

its not

its 7 29 pm

[slender rock]

it is for me

[narrow lotus]

dont care about you

[slender rock]

damn

[narrow lotus]

perish

[slender rock]

wow dude

[narrow lotus]

no dont

how are u blur

[slender rock]

tired as hell bro

I have work today and it's gonna be a show tonight

[narrow lotus]

aye friday nighti guess

[slender rock]

injecting monsters directly into the bloodstream

[primal rapids]

Be like that one guy and fill a 40oz cup with 5 Hour Energy shots

[slender rock]

I don't need my heart exploding

already a fucking anxious mess bro

hmm

hmmmmmmm