🎪bruh-fart

[hazy finch]

if theres one thing the romanians wont steal is their wonderful weather

[visual stirrup]

only because they haven't figured out how

I once smiled at a romanian when I was walking down the street

the fucker stole my smile

[hazy finch]

the water is coming

[dreamy flax]

:flag_kz: 100000 Balkhash, Kazakhstan

☀️ Clear sky
🌡️ 13.85°C (Feels like 11.85°C)
🍃 SE 130° / 4 m/s wind
🌁 30% humidity

-# :clock6: 31 March 2025, 18:25 (06:25 PM)
-# 🌇 Sunset

[coarse bear]

Wimdy

[narrow lotus]

he is yet to give it back

[hazy finch]

gentlemen i have bad news
the gif for the emoji face guy drinking alchohol dosent embed anymore

https://old.7tv.app/emotes/01H32XFQTR000BXX005J6Z48FN

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Iași, Romania

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌡️ 11.85°C
🍃 N 0° / 0.51 m/s wind
🌁 77% humidity

-# :clock4: 31 March 2025, 16:26 (04:26 PM)
-# ☀️ Day

[pale ingot]

yippee

[narrow lotus]

vreme buna de mers la munca bagamias pula

https://tenor.com/view/rage-keyboard-what-is-your-problem-green-smash-gif-18195947

[lusty sonnet]

Just pick a brainfart member with an alcohol problem

[hazy finch]

@heavy peak

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/guncore-spiderman-fart-gun-fatal-gif-26266609

[coarse bear]

Oh I almost missed peak posting https://youtu.be/UA9Jlv8atuo

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-old-man-shower-funny-old-man-old-man-naked-4-old-man-gif-1317395872961907816

[hazy finch]

i got a quit smoking ad and i immediately started coughing

am i cooked

[coarse bear]

Yeah you got fast-hypno'd

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-are-you-sure-bens-yeater-gabe-zimmerman-linus-neuman-gif-7992236815276450479

[shell venture]

do you guys know that one image of picollo and vegeta

[tulip glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-romanian-dancer-man-dont-care-gif-16288265

[eager igloo]

All of those are iedy's alts

[narrow lotus]

I am winning

[sturdy folio]

Why would anyone make this..

[placid sail]

as previously mentioned today

[narrow lotus]

Been a while, might be time to raise the armies of death ( my friends from bucharest ) and conquer a pub

[placid sail]

are you sure they serve monster energy and other femboy drinks?

[sturdy folio]

I don't get this one

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow your setup is mid. gaze upon this

[narrow lotus]

Because we are humble Romanians, we get drunk at home doing the "predrink" then we go to the pub and buy 2 beers cause they are too expensive

And yes, last time i had Rum with Monster shots

[placid sail]

cheapskates

cheapskates, not humble

[shell venture]

thermalito pastetito ohh thermalito pastetito

[placid sail]

why come to a bar at this point? get smashed with the bros at home

[narrow lotus]

Nah everyone has moonshine at home we get fucking plastered

[narrow lotus]

Eehh cant put loud music , laugh and curse at the apartments we are not that bad

[tulip glacier]

Palinka is the shit

[narrow lotus]

Dumb lady cant fight a professional brainrotter

[placid sail]

here iedy this is for you

[sturdy folio]

THE WHAT?

[narrow lotus]

Fuck me its only monday

[placid sail]

please don't rub it in

[hazy finch]

its monday you get paid tomorrow

[narrow lotus]

A gypsy singer here has a similar one in his own bathroom

[sturdy folio]

..I feel like I'm watching a fever dream

[tulip glacier]

This counts as Romanian meme because both languages come from latin.

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-drink-mmm-gif-10650121

alright midnight goodbye

[narrow lotus]

Night

[sturdy folio]

Good night

[primal rapids]

Hognosed snakes are so stupid looking, I love them

[sturdy folio]

I hate this so much..

[sturdy folio]

Mini Cthulhu~

[naive bison]

what hips

[narrow sorrel]

look at that european resistor symbol

[naive bison]

bro europe banned another opposition candidate from running 😭

[narrow lotus]

?

[naive bison]

france banned le pen from running in 2027 race apparently

just read about it so dont know the details

[runic sorrel]

Isn't like international norm ?

[tulip glacier]

There is no france no mo

[narrow sorrel]

Squiggle is more common in murrica

well, ziggy

[runic sorrel]

Isn't like international norm ?

[narrow sorrel]

shut up, yes

[tulip glacier]

Just look at french national football team, you cant make that shit up

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[narrow sorrel]

They are from integral parts of france wdym?

[runic sorrel]

They are french what are you talking about

[tulip glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-gif-5111338745644474401

[runic sorrel]

Say it

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/220v-resistor-gif-9224228133881455192

[runic sorrel]

You know you want to say it

[tulip glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-spongebob-imagination-gif-8764636

[narrow sorrel]

Integral part of france much like algeria

[runic sorrel]

Bad connection it send two time

[runic sorrel]

[tulip glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/barcelonance-madebybarcelonance-france-france-flag-french-flag-gif-15962479708195166460

[narrow sorrel]

Idk man, the european space agency launches from France (Guiana) kek

[tulip glacier]

UK is next (Spain and France have already fallen)

Source: I am from Spain

[coarse bear]

Nice caterpillar

[naive bison]

😭

[naive bison]

whats that

[primal rapids]

It's a knoif

[broken pebble]

So true

[placid sail]

penis explosion chamber

[broken pebble]

Thats not a knife

[tulip glacier]

Its a weapon of peace

[broken pebble]

Alcohol is better

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/645769931534761984/1329848994570047660/ssstwitter.com_1737022098590.mp4?ex=678c7ea3&is=678b2d23&hm=6cec50b332cc01c6dc51a1bdd025bb4c795ddc8f1f18a53168446f402ae86ec8&

[tulip glacier]

the gooning must stop

[bold kettle]

the gooning never stops

[placid sail]

how's that gooning

that's just anime

[bold kettle]

[tulip glacier]

wypipo always with the scenarios

[naive bison]

is that ssseth

hey hey people

[primal rapids]

Hey hey people

The brainrot runs deep

[visual stirrup]

sseth lore runs deep

[naive bison]

i havent watched him since he did a review of that furry inflation game

[visual stirrup]

mad genius has its downsides

[naive bison]

but he reviewed it basically ignoring the whole furry inflation thing

😭

just gameplay wise

[tulip glacier]

Who really wants to die internally? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNufZRib50

[visual stirrup]

suboptimal

[naive bison]

Ultimax 100

[placid sail]

who even hates spring aside from always allergic to everything americans, cursed by the lord

[heady crow]

train the neck to take the recoil

[naive bison]

on second

[heady crow]

early spring sucks, like 14c degress and wet/snow everywhere

[naive bison]

one second*

i have to make that build in tarkov

and post it here

[civic panther]

im pretty sure that machine gun is supposed to be really low recoil

[placid sail]

brother it's finally THE SUN

[civic panther]

and that this is an advertising piece about how low it is

[placid sail]

rivers of shit for all I care, GIVE ME THE SUN

[civic panther]

that or the guys retarded

[visual stirrup]

early SPT had these appearing on AI PMC's

[primal rapids]

I hate spring because the sun is barely out because it's too busy raining

[heady crow]

you wil eat the vitamin d pills

you will get a bright asf lamp to simulate the sun

[placid sail]

[visual stirrup]

HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE

[naive bison]

that one bigbunjee video convinced me MPD is bullshit fursona type shit and none of it is real

[placid sail]

truly the lord hates me for making me live in this sunless hellhole

[heady crow]

the lord loves me for making me live in a winter wonderland

[placid sail]

fuck that, it has no sun half the year either

[visual stirrup]

I really need to emigrate to the baltics or nordic countries

[tulip glacier]

at the same time those people do not have to worry about paying 3000 dollars month in rent plus car payment and insurance. Different layers of suffering.

[heady crow]

as long as its dry and cold i dont mind

the wet periods are the worst

[visual stirrup]

y'all don't have any russian speaking towns in the south?

[naive bison]

they don't need more immigrants 😭

[heady crow]

not really

[visual stirrup]

i'm white
pretty sure the term for us is "expat"

[placid sail]

so white you sparkle in the light like that vampire from twilight

[naive bison]

[arctic pawn]

LITERALLY EDWARD

that diss was hard

imagine being compared to a f.....

nevermid

[naive bison]

This might be MFDOOM

[visual stirrup]

"It's different because we're white and used a different word."

[arctic pawn]

i almost said something terrible

[heady crow]

as long as youre educated, the birthrate in the nordics is down and more and more people are becoming elderly

[arctic pawn]

a fucking sissy monster

[tulip glacier]

this is the falacy that has destroyed europe btw

[arctic pawn]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/noah-mika-raj-edward-cullen-twilight-gif-26413150

this is the skin of a killer

[naive bison]

i want to make this in tarkov but the game wouldn't boot for the third fucking time

abysmal dogshit 😭

[placid sail]

but it's not the blood he sucks

[arctic pawn]

i wanted to know rp's thoughts on this movie today

shit is hilarious

how did he even took this role seriously

without laughing his ass off

[visual stirrup]

well, I don't want to learn finnish, swedish, etc.
but there are russian speaking towns in the baltics
I don't want to force everyone to switch to english whenever I enter the room

[heady crow]

thats fair

off to the baltics with you

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[heady crow]

swedish isnt used apart from the west coast anyways so youd need to learn finnish

and thats hard

[placid sail]

nah man

just wait a couple more years

and you can just learn arabic to live in finland

ez pz

more useful than finnish

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

bzeek not you too

[placid sail]

they're going to build a little reservation in the forest for bruno

"last white finnish man"

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 you need turkish instead

[visual stirrup]

busy is a boomer confirmed

[placid sail]

that's an interesting jump of a conclusion

[visual stirrup]

i'm only concerned about the refugees who don't respect western values
living in the west means your religion gets made fun of and criticized

free speech and all that

[tulip glacier]

we wuz vikings n shieet

[tulip glacier]

Then you have all of them to worry about because they come from a theocracy. They do not know of to separate politics/human rights/religion/common sense

[narrow lotus]

i just saw the video of parents gettign arrested for talking smack about the school their kids were attending

that is cinema

[eager igloo]

Depending if you can breathe

[narrow lotus]

UK is a shithole

sorry

[narrow sorrel]

...so who's numbet 1 for misery?

[naive bison]

Uzbekistan

[tulip glacier]

That is not even on their dictionary

[stone blade]

can confirm

[naive bison]

Kier Starmer tried gaslighting trump, saying UK has a long history of freedom of speech

[tulip glacier]

Spain and France been UK since the 90s my friend

[sturdy folio]

It's beautiful..

[naive bison]

says the bulgarian

brother just confirm my broadband contract

put the wifi in the bag

[visual stirrup]

you're falling for their demagogues as well as our own
the loudest members of any group often have an outsized effect on the perception of that group

[sturdy folio]

Wow....

[placid sail]

has either of your kebab asses ever been to UK tho

[visual stirrup]

most people are normal
they just want to raise their crops and take care of their children

[stone blade]

[tulip glacier]

yeah right... Good luck!

[narrow lotus]

ivan literally became red skull from avengers

Bro sends engineers to install internet to others but he cant get himeslf a good internet

cursed with knowledge

[narrow sorrel]

~~From the country that was one of the last truly fascist dictatorships in the world ~~

[placid sail]

cursed with poor ass

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @stone blade CAN THIS DOGSHIT GAME FUCKING LAUNCH

[pseudo robin]

[naive bison]

I HAVENT GOTTEN PAST THE FUCKING SPLASH SCREEN WITH KNIGHT'S UGLY ASS FACE

[narrow lotus]

no, he moved out to an area where infrastructure is so bad they cant install him the good internet unless he pays like a car worth of money

[tulip glacier]

correction: the only succesful one that ever existed

[placid sail]

so poor ass

[narrow lotus]

[narrow sorrel]

switch to arena breakout xalrider

do it

[placid sail]

real hardcore tarkov player spares no expenses on good internet

[naive bison]

"people want good things" yes, the things they think are good vary though

from the native population

[tulip glacier]

that guy eats toothpaste dont even bother

[naive bison]

i had a bug on it where the game stuttered when you shot i dropped it till they fix it

THE GAME CRAAAAAAAAAAASHED

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKA

the fucking STATE of it

[narrow sorrel]

real hardcore player immigrates to another country to get better ping

actually where are the tarkov servees located?

[placid sail]

probably in the basement of my house

[naive bison]

everywhere

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 madi's apartment in vladivostok

[placid sail]

explains the occasional power and internet outtages

I could get a pickaxe, go downstairs and destroy everything iedy and Ivanko ever strived for

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 "nah fuck you it's on sakhalin"

[tulip glacier]

you guys really still play tarkov? oooof, I love myself enough...

[sturdy folio]

I can't imagine playing Tarkov

[narrow sorrel]

all I know about tarkov loot is that people will kill eachother over an LED

[sturdy folio]

That game doesn't seem fun..

[naive bison]

the highs are really high and lows are really low

it's literally gambling

i had days where i had a lot of fun playing, and then next day i play 4 raids and all 4 i die to obvious cheaters

[narrow sorrel]

every time you load in you are gambling

[naive bison]

and go to bed ass mad

[sturdy folio]

It won't be any of that for me because I'm awful at shooters

I already struggle in Gamma as an Eco

[visual stirrup]

still thinking about that stupid fucking case in 2018 when a woman was fined by the European Court of Human Rights for calling mohammed a pedo

would anybody get fined for calling Jesus a pedo? what about Abraham and incest? (that one is actually true)

[placid sail]

the game is a lot of gambling and looting essentially so they absolutely will bust it down sexual style goated with the sauce for some shitty piece of equipment that allows them to progress

[narrow sorrel]

...wait so tarkov is gacha gaming in disguise?

[naive bison]

no

[placid sail]

no sexy anime chicks which is essential for gacha

[stone blade]

no

[visual stirrup]

gotta tiptoe around certain people...

[tulip glacier]

Playing tarkov after what happened with eod... That is self disrespect

[narrow lotus]

LEDX

its called a LEDX

[placid sail]

also perhaps a reason iedy is slowly drifting towards whatever that gacha game he's posting

he realized he can do both gambling and gooning

[narrow sorrel]

They took the girls' frontline formula but it's actually guns

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax what is a LEDX Skin Transiluminator

[dreamy flax]

The LEDX Skin Transiluminator is a medical device used primarily in dermatology for skin analysis and treatment. It utilizes LED (Light Emitting Diode) technology to illuminate the skin, helping to visualize underlying structures, conditions, and abnormalities that may not be visible to the naked eye.

Key applications include:

1. Diagnosis: Assists dermatologists in diagnosing skin conditions.
2. Treatment Guidance: Helps in planning treatments by providing clear visuals of skin layers.
3. Research: Used in clinical studies concerning skin health and conditions.

Overall, it enhances the accuracy of skin evaluations, leading to better patient care.

[naive bison]

i dont own EOD i dont care

[naive bison]

MY GAME WONT FUCKING LAAAAAAAAAAAAUNCH

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@narrow lotus @stone blade

[placid sail]

post the other two at this point

[visual stirrup]

some places are pretty in the spring
MOST places are pretty in the winter

[heady crow]

just bcs of this i wont

[tulip glacier]

so you always played handicapped. respect

[sturdy folio]

If only it'd actually SNOW HERE IN GERMANY AAAAAAAA WHERE'S THE SNOW

[heady crow]

im just happy to have 4 full seasons to enjoy

[naive bison]

if my friend didn't gift me maximum hideout slots i would unironically skip this wipe

[narrow lotus]

In Escape from Tarkov, the LEDX Skin Transilluminator is a rare and highly valuable medical item prized by players for its utility in quests, hideout upgrades, and its significant market value. It’s a handheld medical device designed to locate veins beneath the skin by using strong light to illuminate and highlight their positions, making it useful for administering injections or IVs in real-world medical scenarios. In the game, however, it serves no practical healing function and is instead a key loot item.
Appearance and Characteristics
The LEDX is a small, rectangular device, roughly 9.5 cm long, 6 cm wide, and 2 cm thick, resembling a real-world vein finder like the Veinlite LEDX. It has a sleek, modern design with a light-emitting surface, and its in-game model reflects its high-tech nature. It occupies a 1x2 grid space in your inventory, and only 10 can be held in your raid inventory at a time due to stacking limits.
Uses in Tarkov
Quests: The LEDX is critical for several high-level tasks:
Private Clinic (Therapist): Requires 1 LEDX found in raid (FiR) to unlock a THICC Items Case, a massive storage upgrade.

Crisis (Therapist): Requires 2 FiR LEDXs, making it a challenging quest for late-game progression.

Hideout: You need 1 FiR LEDX to upgrade your Medstation to Level 3, which unlocks advanced crafting options and is a prerequisite for further hideout upgrades like the Intelligence Center Level 2 and Bitcoin Farm.

Trading: Its rarity makes it a hot commodity on the Flea Market, often selling for hundreds of thousands of rubles (prices fluctuate based on wipe progression and demand).

Spawn Locations
The LEDX is an ultra-rare medical spawn, meaning it doesn’t appear in common loot pools like basic medkits or bandages. It spawns in specific "high-tier" medical loot locations across several maps:
Shoreline: Health Resort rooms (e.g., West Wing 301, East Wing 209, 219) often have loose spawns on tables, beds, or in medbags.

.

[placid sail]

protest or cooperation, you will dance to my tune

tl;dr

[lyric horizon]

https://korkedbats.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Scanners-Head-Explosion.gif

[sturdy folio]

Holy

[narrow sorrel]

go to Schweiz, kein Schnee für 'schlander

[sturdy folio]

What's up with that wall of text

[tulip glacier]

is just stopped playing when ground zero released

[lyric horizon]

8k hours of Escape From Nikita

[sturdy folio]

I actually am planning to go there on vacation this year! It's gonna be fun

[sturdy folio]

Waaaay too much to read ugh

[tulip glacier]

that guy a textbook scammer

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/984566553246834778/1355865059179368588/ssstik.io_1742974446426.mp4?ex=67ebccbc&is=67ea7b3c&hm=2321ac4ff0262f785aa28e1e396ab557dbfeab5d26bb9938217037188b30f600&

[narrow sorrel]

which German state do you suffer in anyways?

[tulip glacier]

west or east?

[narrow sorrel]

We're gonna find out

[visual stirrup]

a beautiful cat with homophobia in his eyes

[heady crow]

@visual stirrup also since you mentioned all the turret basket shenanigans be happy that the engine bay on the bradley isnt as massive. We dropped a few ratchets and screws there

[narrow sorrel]

eiiiii saatana

[sturdy folio]

The totally BEAUTIFUL and SERENE.. Nordrhein-Westfalen

[storm stream]

Mr Iedy, can you give me mod perms?

[sturdy folio]

No

[placid sail]

didn't ask

[narrow sorrel]

benelux+

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-the-boys-homelander-antony-starr-gif-6152221092070676692

[lyric horizon]

would?

[naive bison]

i even restarted my pc and tarkov still doesnt work

dogshit fucking game

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/noo-noo-housekeeper-guardian-teletubbies-noo-noo-teletubbies-gif-7013784200538168655

[heady crow]

reinstall :)

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/god-show-me-the-way-kanye-west-jesus-walks-song-lord-guide-me-i-need-your-guidance-gif-20589106

[naive bison]

kys

[visual stirrup]

I think the bradley engine bay is a lot bigger than that
easier to fish out with a magnet
but nobody is going to pull out the power pack for a ratchet
we just try to remember it next time we pull out the power pack for some other maintenance task

[narrow lotus]

Locking in on the red teletubie

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-omg-omg-omg-omg-crying-face-oh-my-god-wow-gif-718621924080685401

[tulip glacier]

verdansk is back? anyone down to lie to themselves with the hopes that og warzone is back and try a match or two?

[sturdy folio]

Basically hehh

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gsc-chernobyl-strelok-stalker-freedom-gif-12268763575315961204

[narrow sorrel]

Zwanzig dollars

[tulip glacier]

Did u ever been with a bbl ass? Smell like shit, literally

[narrow sorrel]

Why does Ashot say "zwanzig" I will never know

[narrow lotus]

[primal rapids]

He has ascended

[sturdy folio]

What does bbl even mean..

[storm stream]

Ashot in bandit base feel weird

[tulip glacier]

dont search it on google

seriously

[heady crow]

Oh really? I always compare it to the cv90 so maybe it is bigger. But yeah same, we never marked anything down but hard to miss anything that was dropped when you get the engine/transmission out

[narrow sorrel]

slightly more polite form of bbw

[sturdy folio]

Right, guess I won't

NO IDEA WHAT BBW IS EITHER

[narrow sorrel]

which is a more polite way to say fat chick

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-ross-happy-little-trees-gif-18226325

[edgy abyss]

@red crane

[grizzled meadow]

No

[sturdy folio]

Ohhh

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1270474121481814146/ezgif-4-8d8953bfa4.gif

[tulip glacier]

no. bbl is fake implant ass and smells disgusting because dumb ass bitches cant properly wipe anymore

[sturdy folio]

..ew

[primal rapids]

Beaky is best space marine helmet in 40k and you can't change my mind

[edgy abyss]

Man never played a TTRPG... You always need a stat sheet

[primal rapids]

Only time that shit leaves my head in SM2 is when I'm playing Heavy

[placid sail]

[tulip glacier]

Just trust me

[edgy abyss]

As a Raven Guard fan, I agree

[placid sail]

furries

[bold kettle]

just use the toilet brush

oh, wrong message, anyway

[edgy abyss]

what ever you say... Kitten

[primal rapids]

I was mad when the Sniper hero skin was a fucking Salamander in SM2

[tulip glacier]

they need a hose

[bold kettle]

400psi

[primal rapids]

Instead of, y'know, Raven Guard, the actual fucking stealth expert legion

[edgy abyss]

YES, THAT WAS SUCH A BRAIN DEAD DECISSION

[heady crow]

Mark 3 helmet

[placid sail]

even goofier

[narrow sorrel]

He's black so he must be stealthy

[edgy abyss]

It's either beak or the Aegis helmet (The Grey knight one)

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer-40000-warhammer-40k-space-marines-grey-knights-gif-7726753728119107602

[placid sail]

primaris helmet baby

[primal rapids]

The Assault better be a fucking Blood Angel

[placid sail]

ribbed for your pleasure

[primal rapids]

Or a White Scar

[narrow sorrel]

Inb4 Minotaur

[edgy abyss]

Imperial Fist

[primal rapids]

Imperial Fist is going to be Tactical

It's already in the public test server

[edgy abyss]

[narrow sorrel]

...does sm2 even have psyker mehreenz?

[edgy abyss]

no

[primal rapids]

You can't play as a Librarian, no

You also can't play as an Apothecary or Techmarine

[narrow sorrel]

or a chappy, or a yerg tghink?

[primal rapids]

You also can't play as a Terminator

[grizzled meadow]

You too as well

[edgy abyss]

i want a playable Terminator or Dreadnaught

[placid sail]

🍝

🤌

[primal rapids]

There is a Chaplain in SM2 but it's motherfucking ||Leandros.||

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 you only get centurion

[edgy abyss]

yep

[edgy abyss]

Why not Cataphracti Terminators?

[placid sail]

isn't it fairly logical that a cuck was given the post of a dedicated cuck officer?

[narrow sorrel]

is that why he survives getting chaosblasted in sm1?

oh wait no I got the names swapped

[primal rapids]

Except for the part where he ||directly violated the Codex Astartes when he got buttmad about Titus and reported him directly to the Inquisition instead of his superiors within the Legion like the Codex dictates.||

[visual stirrup]

chaplain is only a cuck officer role IRL
"No, I don't want to fight the enemy. I just want to watch."

[edgy abyss]

prevailing theory is that ||Titus is either a perpetual or Big E is whispering him sweet nothings||

[primal rapids]

Which is a huge no-no and would have seen him punished, not promoted.

[lyric horizon]

jesus fucking christ vegas

why the fuck is the render so laggy

[placid sail]

one would argue that was an ultimate cuck move

it's like will smith shooting the girl portrait at the range surrounded by aliens in man in black

[eager igloo]

Fnuy

[edgy abyss]

except Will had good reasoning to do it

[primal rapids]

||Leandros|| was just buttmad.

[placid sail]

from the standpoint of a chaplain, the dedicated cuck, it's a good reason too. exterminatus upon that planet where titus stood as well just to be sure

[eager igloo]

Unbearable

[heady crow]

or spending like an hour for a field prayer during an excerscise. Aka standing in formation listening to him yap about how the brotherhood of soldiers is like a warm furnace warming us

while its -20c and a snow storm is going on

[primal rapids]

An actual good chaplain would report it to his superiors, not unilaterally decide to get the Inquisition involved.

[placid sail]

chaplains are glorified astartes comissars!

[primal rapids]

It's like the equivalent of an HR manager, rather than call his boss, instead call the feds.

[placid sail]

also arguably making him a chaplain is not a promotion of any sort

[narrow sorrel]

are you required to go to those in funland?

[placid sail]

because almost nobody wants to be a hr boy

[edgy abyss]

eh, not really. If Armageddon didn't get blown up when ANGRON FUCKING WALKED ON IT, there is no reason to nuke it after a single Chaos boy tried something

[narrow sorrel]

purge the guard just to be sure

[placid sail]

that was what we call in the shitposting business as exaggeration

[primal rapids]

Also in SM1 that world was a hive world dedicated to producing Titans. In order for an exterminatus to be approved shit would have to be irrevocably fucked beyond repair

[edgy abyss]

what? Being a Chaplain is a great honor in any Space Marine chapter, what are you on about?

[placid sail]

fuck no

[primal rapids]

Yeah, normally a Chaplain is a respected position, and doesn't carry the stigma that a Librarian or Techmarine does.

[narrow sorrel]

imperial or mechanicus?

[placid sail]

you're snitching on the bros I dunno man

[narrow sorrel]

oh wait titans not knights

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1321777813593919530/dont_tweak_bruh_its_just_a_microdose.gif

[narrow sorrel]

neverminnnd

[placid sail]

imagine a bunch of marines having a chill and chaplain coming in and everyone just going quiet and proper

with a single quiet cough

[visual stirrup]

chaplains aren't that bad here. They fulfill some functions that require emotional intelligence and leadership skills.
but the whole "not fighting" thing is annoying. Even the POG's in the airforce are expected to pick up a rifle and fight in an emergency.

but their role dictates that they can't fight

[edgy abyss]

You're keeping the chapter safe and clear of corruption It's- ah he's trolling again

[primal rapids]

Besides the normal ranking structure, Chaplains are highly respected for their role. Probably not as much as an Apothecary is, but Apothecaries literally make or break a chapter.

[narrow sorrel]

...they literally make the chapter

Geneseed babysitter

[visual stirrup]

I think there's one instance of a chaplain in the united states military rejecting his chaplain status when his unit was in a tight situation

[lyric horizon]

I think I found the fix

vegas automatically changed the frametime to 12 I think

[placid sail]

prostate exams are very important when you're a transhuman

[tulip glacier]

premier pro cs6 is better than vegas 25 lol whoever made that software has a 6000sqft home in hell with heated pool and 6 car parking lot

[visual stirrup]

I may be making shit up
I can't find the incident

[lyric horizon]

I use vegas pro 15

[primal rapids]

Anywho, back to SM2 talk, I've played the public test server and I can't understand why the four of the Heavy's prestige perks are melee-oriented.

[lyric horizon]

outdated as fuck but works

[primal rapids]

It's the fucking Heavy. You don't melee unless you're completely out of ammo.

[tulip glacier]

there is no good vegas pro. I would rather use openshot lmao

[visual stirrup]

The only instance I can find is Chaplain Haney
But I was thinking of something more recent than the civil war

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XOqOC-n2xho

[lyric horizon]

Okay, finally finished

[lyric horizon]

your opinion

[heady crow]

yeah here they are just for religious and emotional support personel really. Due to that we only see them give sermons/prayers if we dont go for a one on one talk

the whole not fighting thing is weird though

havent heard of stuff like that

[tulip glacier]

I am actually just a beginner on video editing

[lyric horizon]

I am also a beginner

I started like 2 years ago but started experimenting with new stuff just now

[placid sail]

just join death company and the problem's solved

[visual stirrup]

in most militaries, they're designated as non-combatants

[tulip glacier]

90% of people is on davinci seems like is a solid software. never tried it yet

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1354401937671458866/eldermer_1740054513.mp4?ex=67ebc019&is=67ea6e99&hm=c9691b854051dae3d1cfb57f2601c033c3489980dd0e045106856d811b7cf7c8&

[lyric horizon]

Davinci is nice

I want to move to after effects

[quartz saffron]

Davinci is what I use too

[heady crow]

still, when push comes to shove. Here they got their own reserve rank thats distinct from they can fall back on i suppose

[lyric horizon]

aight, shit is finished, I can post it

I upgraded the ashton hall video to have sounds and more scenes

[heady crow]

can you post it?

[lyric horizon]

here?

[heady crow]

yes

[lyric horizon]

Okay

[heady crow]

thank you

[lyric horizon]

there was one person who asked me for it, one sec

@broken topaz This is the finished product.
@grizzled meadow I also added your favourite line

low quality cause I had to compress 120mb to 8

[sturdy folio]

What did he have on his nose?

During the first part I mean

[placid sail]

sound effects is a good touch

[grizzled meadow]

Get out of here Stalker ahahahahahahahahah

But also the other sound effects ahahahahahah

AYYY

[grizzled meadow]

It looks like a band-aid

[sturdy folio]

It looks like that but it seems pretty solid for a band-aid..

[tulip glacier]

stupid ass cancer tiktok trend but editing skills are fiya and that makes it funny af

[sturdy folio]

Oh well, probably nothin'

[lyric horizon]

One of my friends mentioned him, and I decided to go with the trend

I don't even have tiktok

[red crane]

Fat

[grizzled meadow]

I'm sure it's something for the skin care but I don't know exactly what

[sturdy folio]

AAAAA I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS

My curiosity won't let it go

[lyric horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHjvrTE3204 this I think

[tulip glacier]

i never had and never will, never had most social medial platforms

[lyric horizon]

Me too

[placid sail]

it's for having those signature glasses-wearing-daily skin marks on the bridge of the nose

[grizzled meadow]

Yes but he also have one on his mouth

[robust cove]

First time I'm glad I opened brainfart randomly, 10/10 editing 🔥

[placid sail]

this sounds fucking retarded

[sturdy folio]

Huh... didn't know that was a thing

Bodybuilding culture is weird

[tulip glacier]

ngl this is the funniest shit meme stalker related i have seen since couple years back the boom of brazilian stalker memes when they were putting that brazilian stripper (forgot the name) everywhere

[placid sail]

ricardo

[primal rapids]

People have talked to Ricardo about the memes and apparently he doesn't like it

But the internet is the internet and it's far too late for him

[sturdy folio]

Whaaaaat

Come on, that can't be true

[placid sail]

telling the internet you don't like something is probably even worse than saying you do

[tulip glacier]

I had make a retarded stalker video myself not too long ago (Im not as good as you) you want to check it out?

[grizzled meadow]

I still don't believe it

Are you talking about that letter?

Or the presumed streamer?

Either way, I don't believe it

[sturdy folio]

Me neither! Pressing X to doubt

[lyric horizon]

Aight, posted

I can rest

[tulip glacier]

check this garbage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFdv13TpXY0&t=19s

[lyric horizon]

I was thinking about doing gachi stalker too

this you?

[sturdy folio]

I guess I'm not watching that then..

It won't even open on my Youtube either?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fuck-fucked-get-fucked-fallout-new-vegas-gif-568499856954385743

[tulip glacier]

yes lol

[sturdy folio]

..rude

[lyric horizon]

[lost tartan]

first few are very common lmao

big cloudfront infront of you

and a big opening behind of you

so the sun lights up the ground but the sky remains dark in a few directions

looks rather surreal and I love it, sadly always forgot my cam when I saw it irl

[grizzled meadow]

Bro is already my favorite user in here

Post more gachi stuff

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/EOWVyUliNTo

looks pretty goog

but I wonder how much of it is "oh it is pretty goog" and "oh mah gah it's so exclusive oh mah gad is so good therefore"

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-csgo-ohne-pixel-mastixkg-mastix-gif-15147312452195856998

[placid sail]

cumtyom is here

[tulip glacier]

is actually shit

[placid sail]

wait that's always scary to hear from you...

[sturdy folio]

What's so scary about that?

[placid sail]

whenever Falco says someone is a good guy

there's a really high risk said person turns out to be a complete asshole or otherwise problematic in the future

it's like a dark linguini-shaped curse of his

[tulip glacier]

I can tell you from now that I totally fit in that profile

[placid sail]

just don't become a femboy who sells his body online at least

[tulip glacier]

not my cup of tea

https://tenor.com/view/deus-vult-intensifies-gif-17229494701430916841

[placid sail]

already better than some, grats

[sturdy folio]

So basically.. Falco just placed a multi layered curse on that guy

[placid sail]

(he turned out as a femboy later because of Falco's curse)

[sturdy folio]

Hmm...

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-gif-15901363242606965490

[placid sail]

you know what I mean

[sturdy folio]

..why do I feel there's more to that?

Like a backstory because it's ODDLY specific

[sturdy folio]

...yeah, that's a bit iffy

[robust cove]

The only story here is that Falco jorfs it to femboys

[tulip glacier]

with or without cat ears

[grizzled meadow]

Completely false

[robust cove]

You want me to ask him if he touches his balls too while he's at it

[grizzled meadow]

Don't trust him

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925940086212816916/1332769345692237855/Michaelanthony_-_Are_you_ready_for_ze_new_world_order_reupload_720.mov?ex=67eb7e6d&is=67ea2ced&hm=5a62caf819a7067ffc98d18a3b63e574c58cf61fd18fb182cd6b0a886799bf96&

[sturdy folio]

I mean.. him and me have generational beef anyway so I don't trust anyway hehehh

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[grizzled meadow]

You what now

[sturdy folio]

Because he's Russian?

[tulip glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/die-gun-shotgun-deus-vult-gif-17767114

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

Same

[lyric horizon]

[robust cove]

Falco wants to see gachi memes in here one last time before he dies of old age

[grizzled meadow]

Okay but why generational beef

[grizzled meadow]

It's been 984 years, let me die in peace

[grizzled meadow]

Who is this dude again

[robust cove]

Mistor beast idk

[grizzled meadow]

King something

[primal rapids]

King Baldwin IV

[sturdy folio]

Oh y'know, World War 2 and stuff..

[robust cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1245308983342796861/CrustySkibidi.gif

[lyric horizon]

I am fucked up nvm

[tulip glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1wtXQslQUk

[lyric horizon]

That movie was fucking good

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-you-have-my-pity-farewell-toy-story-pity-gif-9913496

[lyric horizon]

I love seeing the emoji react fails

[sturdy folio]

It's more of a joke anyway but yeahh

[tulip glacier]

Nobody seen with a phone in their hands. Just christians and muslims embracing life and death under faith.

[quaint ore]

The natural world order

[lyric horizon]

Salamaleikum

[digital quartz]

fuck that

I need my games

[digital quartz]

all that ancient war shit?

[tulip glacier]

This is the way. Amen.

[digital quartz]

yeah

[lyric horizon]

That priest boutta solo them two

[digital quartz]

overrated

[lyric horizon]

Master oogway

[tulip glacier]

Battlefield on your name. Pity.

[quaint ore]

Return to baltic paganism and mogg teutons

[lyric horizon]

Fuck you all

17th century was the best

[digital quartz]

you can larp being a christian crusader

by all means

[river zealot]

@grizzled meadow

[digital quartz]

Im not here to yuck anyones yum

[tulip glacier]

I only pray.

[digital quartz]

but fuck all that for me personally

[digital quartz]

he does have rat like features now that I see him with a giant wedge of cheese on his head

[river zealot]

He does ahahahhaah

[visual stirrup]

still can't beleive vikings get portrayed as "cheerful adventurers" in media

[digital quartz]

at the end of the day he might go to sleep with billions but he still has to wake up and look at himself in the mirror

[tulip glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/cartoon-wikinger-vicky-the-viking-laughing-gif-14995853

[tulip glacier]

Guy nothing but a glorified snake oil seller. Only talent he has is hiring the right people on his team of slaves.

[lyric horizon]

Vikings, like the TV show?

[spare dragon]

how did we get from teddy roosevelt to this

[digital quartz]

we tend to romanticize pretty much anything in media given a large enough time discrepancy

[primal rapids]

Like pirates

[tulip glacier]

Like Moses

[digital quartz]

terminal unseriousness

[visual stirrup]

and I think Hungarians tried doing something similar with their own history

[idle veldt]

Having no consequences

[runic sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859192962537226290/1356037636925423819/0f6431e85e864f51b04febd52c7d8212.mov?ex=67ebc4b6&is=67ea7336&hm=f2ba94e5f688bb3a644410bd43f4e56147626e8250254c98f31da05f0b97b888&

[tulip glacier]

Europe.mp4

[digital quartz]

I wouldn't say no consequences but the action to consequence timeframe is too far apart

[idle veldt]

There were no consequences to republicans breaking laws for 8 years

[digital quartz]

well ... there will be eventually

[idle veldt]

Even back to 2000

They bent rules and there were no consequences

[midnight cloud]

RRRRRGHHHH I LOVE COAAAAL!!!!

[digital quartz]

the consequence is a successive dismantling of the rule of law

[idle veldt]

Yeah sure

But a lot of people don’t care about process or procedure

Or law

[digital quartz]

they will then face the consequence of their action when they will be inevitably personally effected

[tulip glacier]

well first lets accept the fact that the united states of america was founded by runaway european criminals of any kind and degenerate scoundrels, same thing applies to Canada to a smaller degree

[digital quartz]

its just not now

or tomorrow

or next week

but probably in a few years down the road

when they arent part of the in group in the next wave of purity testing

[idle veldt]

Every day we get closer

[tulip glacier]

Protestantism and salvation by faith only to justify evil deeds

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

please consult the graph

[midnight cloud]

We just gotta keep burning coal, im sure it'll solve all of our problems

Shut up xal

[naive bison]

burn all the coal, i'll be long gone by the time i'll be affected personally

[midnight cloud]

Keep speaking xal 🔥

[naive bison]

my kids suffering? won't have any.

[river zealot]

[midnight cloud]

When i grow up i wanna be a coal miner just lahke ma pops and his pops befoah

[tulip glacier]

kids suffering is been there since day 1. You all really think we living the worst times in history? lol go read the old testament, you dont even need to believe to be able to see that human nature is unchanged since the beginning

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar of sami__13

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[naive bison]

bro bringing out the bible in an argument 😭

i can't

[river zealot]

@placid sail it has happened, Alice 3.0

[naive bison]

@river zealot

[midnight cloud]

Nuh uh, MY kids work in a healthy sweatshop environment

[naive bison]

she's dead, let her rest

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/stanley-hudson-the-office-annoyed-gif-20544770

[river zealot]

Rise and shine doctor feeeman

[tulip glacier]

Just check it out, we living in Canaan my friend

[digital quartz]

this is an intervention artyom

[midnight cloud]

Im gonna say it...

[digital quartz]

you need to stop

[naive bison]

you already have a full plastic spoon's worth of microplastics in your brain right as we speak

it's over

[digital quartz]

calling anything female passing alice

[naive bison]

burn all the coal

we dont care

[lyric horizon]

No way

[naive bison]

we should have never went past aluminum

this is a pandora's box you can't close

[tulip glacier]

Started about when we left the caves, you worried about plastics? we are doomed from the getgo

[midnight cloud]

RAAAAGGGH THE INDOMINABLE HUMAN SPIRIT WILL PERSIST! COAL SAVE US ALL!

[tulip glacier]

one way or another we going down with a big bang

[river zealot]

https://youtu.be/40HPFGvZ4ro?si=pRAtjX6QE5mDqOc4

Who was this, your idea?

[naive bison]

Alex Jones screaming CARBON CARBON CARBON

[midnight cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-infowars-chew-jew-jewish-gif-12295419607760287413

"COAL COAL COAL-"

[naive bison]

i mean he literally did

[digital quartz]

There he goes Mr Type A personality

[naive bison]

i remember that joe rogan podcast

where he was basically saying actually we need to burn more coal to prevent a coming ice age

[midnight cloud]

All hail alex jones...supreme harbinger of knowledge...son of yakub...

[bold kettle]

i got my diamond pickaxe, we ready to go

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[tulip glacier]

that is exactly the human problem. thinking we are under control of jack shit at all

[naive bison]

Alex Jones, Sam Hyde are my 2 favorite yakubian creations

[tulip glacier]

still a mistery

[naive bison]

that's a wrap

@grizzled meadow

[dreamy flax]

📂 iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 2 entrie(s)

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ID:          1089224
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[midnight cloud]

Iedy

Stop accessing peoples most precious private information

You...

[dreamy flax]

Warned notchinese.spy for: do not post Nazi symbols or similar stuff #📄rules
Warning: 1

[digital quartz]

19 february didnt take you long man not bad

[midnight cloud]

YOU...!

[naive bison]

this is the discord post that brings falco down in 10 years from now

[tulip glacier]

each one of us we just choose the psy op that make our life go by easier. this is the only objective truth that i know

[naive bison]

what's the psyop

[tulip glacier]

ask 10 different people from 10 different countries/cultures/ethnicities and you will get a different answer

[digital quartz]

probably because no one knows wtf you are talking about

[tulip glacier]

that you choose your set of morals and you die with those, regardless of whatever you find out down the line

[lyric horizon]

after @tulip glacier gets exposed as diddys left hand

[naive bison]

the right hand was jorking
the left hand was tickling the balls

😭

[tulip glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/definitely-maybe-romance-comedy-ryan-reynolds-yep-gif-5008341450946414225

@tulip glacier I sure hope you wont tickle none balls in here

This is a civilized community

[tulip glacier]

no way, there is people playing tarkov here. that is voluntary slavery

[sturdy folio]

I gotta agree with him there

[digital quartz]

some people need creative ways to torment themselves

[tulip glacier]

That is about the only think that crazy ass retard named Kanye West was ever right on point, volutary slavery: Nikita shills

[river zealot]

Brainrot

[lyric horizon]

Fuck dat

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-christopher-christopher-moltisanti-moltisanti-the-sopranos-gif-1977911186038687297

[tulip glacier]

Paulie is probably the best tv character ever created

[lyric horizon]

I should get my old paulie pfp back

[tulip glacier]

He was the definition of the duality of man: ask Paulie mother

[lyric horizon]

But this bird is

[digital quartz]

has Paulie ever done anything nice?

except gifting Chris the fish that was singing YMCA?

[tulip glacier]

He respected the Virgin Mary

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1197206888446693429/1356286855728861404/481214348_1219307380202574_1198398995349089029_n.png?ex=67ec0410&is=67eab290&hm=d453b5d7754d02826f63eeb32d2931faaf73d62b7c61ad01b5cfe00f73e07a95&

[digital quartz]

brother he literally saw it as a protection racket

and stopped donating when he thought he was haunted

[naive bison]

scotch eggs are the most diabolical yakubian invention ever

[lyric horizon]

Ate all the tic tacs

And he didnt piss under chrissies window

[tulip glacier]

#🎪bruh-fart , whatever happened there

[civic panther]

silence european, they taste good

[naive bison]

they do not

[civic panther]

you have not had good ones

[naive bison]

just cook the fucking eggs normally you ape

[arctic pawn]

diabolical

[civic panther]

or you are unable to enjoy food peasant boy

[naive bison]

those dont exist

[naive bison]

unable to enjoy peasant food

[civic panther]

proof you have not had good ones

[naive bison]

such as scotch eggs

[arctic pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340727783680380938/1354850527904534769/Sleep_Correct.gif

damn....

[naive bison]

for those who don't know, scotch eggs are a boiled egg in a shell of mince meat

actual punishable offense

[civic panther]

good ones are sausage and wrapped in bacon
and also the egg is cooked with a jammy yolk, but no runny white

if its just ground beef then its bad

[naive bison]

that's not a scotch egg then

cope and seethe

gotta completely change the recipe for them to taste good

[naive bison]

meeeeeeeeeeeee

[civic panther]

changing 1 bad and mediocre part does not change completely change shit

its literally 1 form of meat for another

[tulip glacier]

what about egg benedict

[naive bison]

don't know the guy

[civic panther]

eggs benedict is overrated cracker slut food

[naive bison]

woah

[civic panther]

dont trust what people tell you, its better to make french toast or a good breakfast burrito/sandwhich

[naive bison]

why you gotta drop a hard C

[tulip glacier]

mostly enjoyed by women with onlyfans alongside morning mimosas

[civic panther]

its not worth the effort and i dont even need to taste that shit to know

[naive bison]

now i see why you like scotch eggs

gotta be a self hating kinda guy to enjoy em

[civic panther]

people only eat eggs benedict because its overly complicated to make and makes you look powerful by eating it

its a scam

[naive bison]

Big Egg invented egg benedict

[civic panther]

put a sausage patty, a nice fried egg, and some cheese on a biscuit or english muffin, and you got breakfast

better yet a nice brioche bun

[tulip glacier]

want a good fucking breakfast? Just a classic peameal with two over easy eggs and breakfast potatoes with some black coffee. that is all a MAN will ever need (toast with butter are optional)

[civic panther]

real men take whatever leftovers were made from last night, as well as whatever's left over from making breakfast for the family, and just stuff that shit into 2 burritos and call it a day

[tulip glacier]

nothing wrong with none of that

[naive bison]

grins

[arctic pawn]

real men kiss guys goodnight no homo

[arctic pawn]

real men eat ass no complains

[mossy void]

Real men kiss their homies fully sexually with full 100% homoeroticism

[naive bison]

i dont get it

[tulip glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/die-gun-shotgun-deus-vult-gif-17767114

[arctic pawn]

real men eat cereals with no milk

that's tough af

[tulip glacier]

repent

[visual stirrup]

how the white/male fighter looks at me in character creation after I scroll past everyone else

https://tenor.com/view/someday-love-will-find-you-separate-ways-worlds-apart-journey-frontiers-gif-14701776007973990014

[idle veldt]

BASED

[civic panther]

guys im starting to think its not an april fools joke anymore

[mossy void]

He got an oil change, they did it wrong, and when he started driving his oil pressure plummeted because it was pouring out, so he went back around, and parked.
Got it fixed, and then left

[naive bison]

who asked u

[arctic pawn]

real men treat animals very well and loves kitties

[naive bison]

wtf is this

[naive bison]

[arctic pawn]

get the fuck out of here

[civic panther]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3620480/Palworld_More_Than_Just_Pals/

Steam

Pal♡world! ~More Than Just Pals~

Palworld releasing a dating sim! ?
You, the protagonist, enroll as a transfer student in the prestigious Palpagos Private Academy.  You will meet unique friends (pals) and enjoy school life through friendship and romance. It's up to you whether you stay friends with the pals, develop romantic relationships with them, or even dismember and eat…

Release Date

To be announced

▶ Play video

[naive bison]

JOKER NO DON'T

[mossy void]

Furry bait

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-it's-just-the-way-it-is-i'm-just-the-messenger-gif-6270475095135913721

[naive bison]

JOKEEEEER

[mossy void]

Based furry game

[civic panther]

there is no way they actually make a dating sim out of this shit

[arctic pawn]

you're delivering bad news that we didnt need to know about

that's literally terrorism

[naive bison]

it's okay the "wants to fuck animals" lobby is overrepresented in video gaming

[civic panther]

shoot me and zeus will fuck your wife or something

[naive bison]

someone'll buy it

[visual stirrup]

I need to finish that time machine

kill the guy who animated lola bunny
kill whoever did that one shot in The Lion King
and whoever was responsible for Krystal the Fox in Star Fox: Adventures

[arctic pawn]

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUS

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-anger-rage-temper-tantrum-noo-gif-19623014

[naive bison]

brother just listing off furry characters he wants to bang

acting like we won't notice

[civic panther]

lola bunny i feel like was THE catalyst for this shit

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

[visual stirrup]

we wouldn't have so many goddamn furries if it wasn't for this shit

[civic panther]

or whichever came first honestly

[arctic pawn]

there is a famous brazilian meme guy that loves lola bunny too

[civic panther]

i never played star fox

[idle veldt]

Idk Krystal kinda cute tho

[arctic pawn]

its a very fun game

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/pvSsuC4Nus0?si=YJuXSpViMmoaJ3l1

[arctic pawn]

for its time it was a freaking revolution

[civic panther]

oh iv seen this before

[visual stirrup]

a reference to a psychotic mod
the guy even got her original VA to redo Alyx's lines

[arctic pawn]

snes simulation 3d is so trippy

simulating*

[civic panther]

the childhood taste-shaping shit that forged my brain was chel from el dorado though

[naive bison]

oh god they have jiggle physics

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-christian-bale-business-gif-13484994

[civic panther]

this is based upon a mod that replaces alyx for the entire game btw

[civic panther]

and also has voice acting

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/chel-el-dorado-the-road-to-el-dorado-road-to-el-dorado-thinking-gif-26931132

[arctic pawn]

god damn

[civic panther]

[arctic pawn]

eldorado animation

[civic panther]

they knew what they were doing

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-neuron-gif-1455356329209493514

[arctic pawn]

def is my type of girl referrence

dsapdosapfoisdfhosof

[visual stirrup]

I want to live in the timeline where darksin tomboys and thicc latinas got normalized instead

[naive bison]

the one where she hip bumps the armadillo

[naive bison]

has left a lasting impact on my psyche

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-animation-bibo-wiggle-hip-gif-17488698

how

[visual stirrup]

there is a hip shaped dent on your brain

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/toxiqueney-mannequinney-quingifs-stan-twitter-seductive-gif-2498452795083985222

HOW

[arctic pawn]

[arctic pawn]

on god

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/chel-hair-fabulous-gif-14843646

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1354370806230290572/togif.gif

[arctic pawn]

a family picture

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

an american white supremacists heaven

[tulip glacier]

the video i just posted is about how hard i am grabbing my pickle right now

[digital quartz]

they knew what they were doing

[naive bison]

make the armadillo my skull

[naive bison]

🙏

brother @narrow lotus

[naive bison]

i wasn't asking allat

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-handle-the-truth-gif-7916035

[naive bison]

flexing fucking chicken nuggets

[placid sail]

wher

[civic panther]

another psyche shaping canon moment was the jessica rabbit from who framed rodger rabbit

[visual stirrup]

like two messages above the ping

[placid sail]

come on guys

you can't name someone an alice scion just for a pfp

[visual stirrup]

also
osaka was 3.0

[placid sail]

it's more than that

[visual stirrup]

this would be 4.0, if anything

[narrow lotus]

1. because the fucking sas drive , vpx and even the book do not count as info items

2. Classic oversharing , we do not care buddy

[visual stirrup]

stella was 2.0

[digital quartz]

we tried to tell him

[naive bison]

no, vpx and book aren't

on the wiki they arent listed as info

also

[visual stirrup]

we are so desperate that we are putting the clothes on whoever

[naive bison]

HE MISSPELLED

[placid sail]

I mean I get it, poortyom got so attached to sosaka he hopes a new one will pop into existence soon

[narrow lotus]

thats a 4 day buddy

[placid sail]

and the ugly hentai bastard too I guess

[visual stirrup]

p!xkcd 299

[foggy mantle]

Comic #299 - Aeris Dies

It's bad enough that all the families in your Sims are just you and Maggie recreated over and over.

Published 8/6/2007

[visual stirrup]

us with the alice creature

[digital quartz]

a new one? what happened to the old one?

[narrow lotus]

She has a higher chance to join the army than Artyom

[placid sail]

sosaka got baited by cockrider into saying stupid shit and got snapped

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-gif-20295501

[digital quartz]

ah okay

[placid sail]

this reminds me of a uni friend who told me back in the day the she won't finish reading a book because she doesn't want it to end

[arctic pawn]

demiurge modus operandi

[visual stirrup]

my sister stopped watching death note when L died

[naive bison]

i was watching a bunch of those pedo buster videos while i was muted

i have devised the perfect formula to not be a diddler

[tulip glacier]

all staged btw

[placid sail]

so yeah, the question is

[naive bison]

1. don't be a loser
2. don't have a small penis
3. have above room temp iq

[idle veldt]

Does it involve suicide

[placid sail]

will tyomtyom let it go

[naive bison]

4. dont touch kids

[naive bison]

they lead to arrests and jail time

[placid sail]

or will he go to south america and perish in cartel wars

[tulip glacier]

ah,yes

[naive bison]

so no they aren't, cope

[tulip glacier]

you mean the actual tv show or youtube pedo busters

[naive bison]

bro the amount of preds that basically said "she was coming onto me" 😭

[arctic pawn]

gotta chemically castrate and jail them asses

[naive bison]

youtube ones that work with police

[arctic pawn]

they cant hold themselves

[naive bison]

not just ones that kinda like beat em up or sth

the cop is on standby in the closet waiting for the goon to take his pants off and reveal the thumb sized penis

[tulip glacier]

send me that because never seen real ones, must be satisfactory af to watch

[naive bison]

one of them deadass got arrested while he was taking a shower 😭

[arctic pawn]

in brazil those kind of criminals, when caught on act, receive the gool of population justice

in other words a liveleak video

[tulip glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-edp-huh-what-shocked-wow-gif-17151607

the classic cupcake case?

[naive bison]

there were at least 5 predators who got showed their incriminating chat logs and have said like "no this penis picture is not mine, mine is smaller"

[arctic pawn]

[naive bison]

JiDion does one of the pred catching series and it's called EDP Watch

[arctic pawn]

oh is that his defense

the edp situation is insane

[naive bison]

like 90% go like "yeah i came here after a minor said come over, i brought condoms and was talking mad crazy on texts and phone calls, but i wasn't gonna do nothin', just play video games or chill"

[placid sail]

ah yes. some extremely unhinged discussion starts the moment I start seeing a bunch of blocked messages

[arctic pawn]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

i mean

[placid sail]

I wonder who that is

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

[placid sail]

must be flop

[naive bison]

or like "i was hacked, that wasn't me texting"

[arctic pawn]

[naive bison]

brother you are at the bust house