#🎪bruh-fart

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deep topaz
pale ingot
deep topaz
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I like how it's framed like found footage

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holy shit we just discovered this fucked up creature

solar breach
solar breach
idle veldt
hazy finch
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oh nooooo

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had to expand the pen a bit and a hole got made and then half of the chicks ran out

primal kiln
hazy finch
# hazy finch oh nooooo

bit of background a herd of domesticated chickens wandered into the area and it composed of 4 hens and 4 roosters and the amount of chickens have grown exponentially im waiting for a trader to wander over so i can sell all these chicks to them but none have come so far

solar breach
hazy finch
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16 fucking fertilized eggs

frail scaffold
glad carbon
frail scaffold
solar breach
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Felt very satisfying to use

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That was until one of the cats decided it was fun to hop on top of my pc

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Happened multiple times before I changed it

primal kiln
solar breach
frail scaffold
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primal kiln
solar breach
upper gulch
solar breach
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GOON

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NOW

feral kiln
slender rock
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About 49 people

solar breach
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@feral kiln Are you sure?

shell venture
solar breach
fading portal
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Guess who just got their powers

mossy void
# hazy finch

Idk if you saw earlier but the chickens can graze on haygrass

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So, food for thought

hazy finch
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ik i saw

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got a agrihand working on the haygrass rn

mossy void
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I’m going to backseat the fuck out of you 😠

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You will play the game how I tell you to letsgooo

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The chickens be eating good 2 nite

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And soon so too will the colonists jokerge

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fading portal
heavy peak
solar breach
fading portal
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Are you sure?

solar breach
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why is ts so funny 🥀

deep topaz
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patar got them liver spots he gon die 💔

hazy finch
high wing
mossy void
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Doge

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Pubber

deep topaz
mossy void
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So true

feral kiln
solar breach
solar breach
hazy finch
deep topaz
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roos are a good use case for shotguns

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fuckers are nasty

solar breach
solar breach
high wing
# solar breach Love the vid of the guy who punched one for his dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

YouTube
ViralHog
Man Punches a Kangaroo in the Face to Rescue His Dog (Original HD) ...

Occurred June 15, 2016 / Outback Australia

Info from licensor: "A group of hunters got together to help a young cancer sufferer (terminal diagnosis) with his last wish of catching a 100 kg (220 pound) wild boar with his dogs. One day while hunting one of the highly trained dogs was chasing some pigs by scent and collided with a big buck kangaro...

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Yup

deep topaz
solar breach
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I bring a kind of pigeon vibe to the dove party that they really don't like

primal rapids
glad carbon
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hiiii fellas :3

idle veldt
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Hello fellow

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native aurora
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'mom can we get groza?'
"we have groza at home hun"
the groza :

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idle veldt
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Doesn’t the groza kinda suck

keen jetty
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I think it was overcomplicated and over expensive

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if I'm not mistaken

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much like a lot of Russian stuff from the 80s to 00s, like the an-94 and whatnot

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vepr probably performs better actually :p

mossy void
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An-94 is such a cool gun and would be perfect if it wasn’t so defective

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Such a crying shame

keen jetty
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tru

mossy void
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I love that thing

keen jetty
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also just very expensive to manufacture compared to the returns

fading mountain
mossy void
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Exactly

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Expensive, defective, all around a pain in the ass

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But

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The concept

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Super super cool

keen jetty
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insane concept

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and it's not like it was a total flop

mossy void
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Well yeah but you know what I mean

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Also

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Flop mentioned?

split canyonBOT
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idle veldt
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The floper

keen jetty
mossy void
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He is a celebrity

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One of the best amogus

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One of my favorite characters in this server frankly

keen jetty
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outstanding and fascinating

arctic grove
keen jetty
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"everythin ain't peaches n cream whipper snapper"

idle veldt
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Who all these new faces

keen jetty
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guys who got bored of rookie chat probably

native aurora
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but its the best gun to ever exist which was made by Russians

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complicated

but it works

fluid heron
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i fucking set her to craft and she decided the best way to gather the missing resources was to try to break into a house

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fucking hell

keen jetty
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based

summer flame
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Ultra based

fluid heron
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shes my only fucking armor crafter and shes in prison now

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alright thatll fucking teach me to bail her out

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atleast the autosave will be before she went to fucking jail

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nevermind shes still in fucking jail

summer flame
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Break her out

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Live on the run

fluid heron
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no i fucking live in this town

summer flame
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Move out of squin and get a life

fluid heron
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not until i can get decent armor

summer flame
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Make something of yourself

fluid heron
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this dumb bitch keeps stopping while getting chased

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slender rock
fluid heron
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Just had our first drunk dude at an all ages venue

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Brother of one of bands

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Like dude

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😑

shell venture
fluid heron
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meat barrel growing

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slender rock
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Barrel of meat

fluid heron
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salt pork barrel

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im done for today tired

slender rock
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Felt

solar coral
glad carbon
solar breach
solar breach
solar breach
# solar coral Oil

i bought it today just havent played it bc i didnt take my meds and even beginning to remotely think i could have a clear head for these sorts of things will lead to total neurological shutdown

solar coral
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a huge part of the game is just wandering around and surveying the land

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which i highly recommend for new players cuz the starting area is kinda dogshit

solar breach
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or i can take a nap.

mossy void
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Oul

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withdrawal is a bitch

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solar coral
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anyway im building this

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mossy void
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Ouil

solar coral
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breezy jumpscare in bottom right

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quickest way to tell a southerner

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"oll"

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mossy void
solar coral
mossy void
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Boingy boo

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What

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Does that even mean

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Is that some furry shit I haven’t learned yet

solar coral
glad carbon
mossy void
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So true

solar coral
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imma build it in this area with the funny water butthole

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solar breach
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launching game

solar coral
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ive been saving it for the big builds

solar breach
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noted i will build my first base there and ruin it

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texas civil engineers aint got shit on the amount of spagheti i will create

solar coral
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red circle is where my oil factory is, blue is the butthole penninsula

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solar coral
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you prob wont understand this until later, but make your coal/oil factories in the crater (trust me)

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which is where i have them setup

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oh and please use these

mossy void
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Butts even

solar breach
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what? in the water???? ok

solar coral
solar breach
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even

mossy void
solar coral
solar breach
mossy void
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So true

solar coral
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like a hand held one

solar breach
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one of my biggest issues with hydroneer was the lack of info on anything

mossy void
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🅱️ussy

solar breach
mossy void
solar coral
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literally first person armored core ong,,,,

mossy void
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Audio sadge

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Such a sad day to suddenly go deaf

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Oh wait that’s just me

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Fucking phone

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Stop being stupid

solar breach
solar coral
solar breach
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suicie bomber doggies

mossy void
solar breach
# mossy void

omg i never knew the god-emperor of mankind could be so relatable

mossy void
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All hail king hi- I mean

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Yes very relatable

hazy finch
mossy void
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Hey now look fat

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cmon now fat

slender rock
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I tap out I am tired

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Going home now

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Exhausted

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Need a shower

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💤

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I need to bring ear plugs my ears are hurting now

glad carbon
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what

slender rock
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Live music

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When shows are up I do door

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I help and get paid

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Sound loud, waves of sound make the little ear drums and tiny ass little hair wiggle

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Tinitus imminent

solar breach
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not already having tinnitus

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typically get tinnitus from super loud, sudden sounds

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not loud prolonged noise

slender rock
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True

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Still not smart though going raw dogging in front of a loud pa

solar breach
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i got it from duck hunting lol

slender rock
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Mmm sound yes

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Much wave

solar breach
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turns out your shotgun on your right ear then 3 in your left isnt good for your hearing

slender rock
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Neither is being next to cymbals

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And loud dist guitar

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To be a pendentic ass

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Both cause it

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Exposure to long periods of loud sound over 75dB

solar breach
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shit was lame at first then it was hype asf

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get to be the loudest cunt in the band

slender rock
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Lol yeah

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Just a long day

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Also had a drunk kid come in to an all ages venue like bro

lone arrow
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Anyways gonna drop a commission i got

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slender rock
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Why is that smoke look like...

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Cum?

solar breach
haughty radish
lone arrow
slender rock
solar breach
slender rock
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Bass, guitar and keys

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O

solar breach
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it was crash cymbals

slender rock
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Still

solar breach
slender rock
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They're used on the kits

solar breach
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near deafening amounts of loudness

slender rock
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So still counts as percussion

solar breach
visual stirrup
solar breach
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we used crash cymbals normally, like how their named

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and slammed them together

slender rock
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Nuh uh

solar breach
upper gulch
solar breach
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i can feel the beast coming inside me

lone arrow
visual stirrup
upper gulch
solar breach
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this is a true only household

lone arrow
upper gulch
solar breach
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i cant keep a straight face everytime i think of that vid

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she couldnt handle the beast

upper gulch
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i cant figure out if im fighting demons or if i am the demon

low atlas
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fast asleep, hear something fall, i see my phone suicide falling 5 feet into the ground, killing itself

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for fucks sake

lone arrow
upper gulch
low atlas
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it wasnt even near me it just got too depressed

low atlas
upper gulch
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if i had to look at as much porn as your phone see daily i would kill myself too

upper gulch
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experience in what

low atlas
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in phones killing themselves

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what you said earlier didnt make sense either because you dont even know me

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but sure

solar breach
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tell me you are autistic without telling me

upper gulch
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jbt amerikanci

solar breach
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BREAD IS EXCELLENT THE CHICKEN AINT SEASONED AT ALL LIKE NOTHING THE SAUCE IS LITERALLY MANDATORY

upper gulch
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why you would not season chicken

solar breach
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which the sauce is pretty damn good

upper gulch
solar breach
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well fucking DAMNIT now i want chick fil a and its midnight

upper gulch
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no it isnt

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its 6 am

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gosh

solar breach
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@lone arrowyour fault kys

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upper gulch
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yes

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thank you

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finally someone realizes the illuminati is making time zones to get people split up so that they can subjugate humanity and push us into corners to keep us stupid

high wing
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just for saying that im listening to the gubermint now

upper gulch
shell venture
upper gulch
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the only good thing about turkey is that harran is based on turkey

naive bison
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Good morning

solar breach
solar breach
naive bison
high wing
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you were not required to tell us this

solar breach
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You need to know

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Im glad you didnt want to know.

upper gulch
high wing
upper gulch
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zombified cockroaches are cooler than regular cockroaches

coarse bear
naive bison
upper gulch
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cat

lone arrow
upper gulch
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imagine if bmp were made out of cake and guns shoot sprinkles

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the world if the world was awesome

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solar breach
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imagine if

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meet the pyro tf2 world

solar breach
glad carbon
shell venture
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ask it

glad carbon
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youyou why cant you draw lasers

mossy void
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Invincible season 3 spoiler

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Stand ready for my arrival bro

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More spoilers KekSkew

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lyric horizon
mossy void
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Oh you

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Don’t get it hold on

lyric horizon
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I know nothing about the series

mossy void
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Someone did fanart

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Of a character

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And this triggered a series of further fanarts with the concept

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Like cecil

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Same artist as the one I posted right before

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It Went viral on twitter so people made spinoffs

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And the first one I posted was of a different person doing the thing

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It’s really funny

solar breach
mossy void
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Bro how

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Dude is the same grizzled jaded government head he always was

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Only more knowledgable, smarter

solar breach
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You cant tell me he thinks that giant fucking cube will hold down a viltrumite with a straight face

mossy void
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Yeah that was

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Fucking

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Okay to be fair

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He did at least try to take several measures

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And as he said ||”if he so much as twitches this whole place blows up”||

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Which, okay dude do you not know how this works yet

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The cube might do it though

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They’re strong but… surely not that strong, right?

solar breach
mossy void
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This made me think of you

solar breach
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What one week does to a fandom

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I'm honestly not sure but it makes me die laughing every time

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Brainrotted to the core

mossy void
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You’re honestly not what3

fallow trellis
mossy void
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Saw this and had to share
Based punisher

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solar breach
mossy void
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Actual bernthal picture with a fan just artified

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Modern art

fallow trellis
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good bye everyone it was nice knowing you all (it wasnt)

solar breach
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Are you killing yourself?

mossy void
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Oh man’s gonna die

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So sad 😔

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WHEN YOU SEE THE DEVIL
TELL HIM IM COMING FOR HIM NEXT

fallow trellis
solar breach
fallow trellis
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but to be fair its good feet

solar breach
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Ledy would give that a pass CBClueless

mossy void
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Wait I fucked the quote

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GO TO HELL
AND TELL THE DEVIL IM COMIN FOR HIM NEXT

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Is the quote

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Also based feet shus

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Feetposting is based

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In the wise words of Drax, the scholar:

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“You humans have hangups.”

fallow trellis
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im filipino

lyric crater
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sus

mossy void
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Lmao

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Like what KekSkew

deep topaz
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correct!!!

solar breach
visual stirrup
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"I am mechanic."

mossy void
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So true

visual stirrup
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Do you like boys or girls?

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I like machines

mossy void
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Bro is profoundly based

visual stirrup
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What's in your pants?

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A wrench

mossy void
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Mf

slender rock
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I need to get better fucking shoes

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my god

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FUCK

mossy void
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What’s the problem brobro

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obligatory 4head comment

slender rock
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goddamn pain

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also achellies heel is also aching like fuck

naive bison
glad carbon
mossy void
naive bison
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morning fellas

glad carbon
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Xal can u not be retarded

mossy void
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Watch the video about 10 times and then 10 more times

shell venture
naive bison
mossy void
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Please and thank you

shell venture
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silly tony

mossy void
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Bro’s heart is a hardened, cold, chunk of black coal

naive bison
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bro i check my server of closer friends that wasn't typed in 2 days

mossy void
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Very sad 😔

naive bison
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and a guy just typed "fuck nwords" with a hard r

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completely unprovoked

mossy void
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Feel bad for you bro bro

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Anyway

naive bison
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this was the message before that one

deep topaz
naive bison
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just silicates

mossy void
slender rock
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no

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Stood for about thinks

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12PM to 9pm

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8ish hours

naive bison
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eating fried pasta noodles with ketchup

mossy void
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You should look into better fitting shoes, for one, and look into some inserts

slender rock
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honestly yeah

mossy void
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Also shoes that are designed for standing

naive bison
slender rock
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I had ordered new shoes but they ran out of stock and canceled

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so

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that's coo

mossy void
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There are all kinds but, they certainly make ones specifically designed for those that stand a lot

slender rock
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doing front of house/door

mossy void
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Back when I worked as a cashier I used Shoes For Crews and they did pretty nice

naive bison
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i'd kill someone for a 3 in 1 coffee rn

mossy void
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I did buy a pair of boots with composite toe and anti-electricity rated soles when I changed to construction but there was this issue with the mouth rubbing my ankle so, be careful of the boots

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But y’know, the sneakers were nice

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I spend a lot of time on my feet throughout the day, I got a pair from walmart because my adidas sneakers wore through

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Needed a pair badly and got em

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They’ve been pretty solid

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Hold on lemme check

naive bison
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mood

mossy void
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They’re george brand moccasin style shoes
Genuine leather, set me back 30 bucks

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Fit pretty well, no issues with friction, slip on so no laces

slender rock
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@mossy void so ready for some stupid shit that happened tonight?

mossy void
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Cushoned mouth which was nice

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Sure, shoot

slender rock
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I guess one of the guests had his brother who was one of the bandmates for one of the bands.

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well they walked out for a bit then like came back a few moments later

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a few acts go on and off then dude is all fucked up drunk

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guy doesn't look any older than 20

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almost tips over the table thing that an IMAC is sitting on

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"WHEREES THE BAATHROOM I AM DRUNK: stumbles while wearing heelies

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Mind you this is an all ages venue

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as in there's little kiddos too

mossy void
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Oh shit it just got infinitely worse

slender rock
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yeah

mossy void
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Just when I thought it wasn’t bad enough

slender rock
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we can't not have that again

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I donno if its in my power exactly to like if I even get a hint of booze on someone breath

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they're not staying

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I'm only a volunteer so

mossy void
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I mean

slender rock
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not exactly an employee so

mossy void
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You can definitely point people out and voice concerns

slender rock
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yes

mossy void
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Beyond that, unfortunately no not much you can do

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Not a bouncer :/

slender rock
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I didn't notice it at first, I don't usually look for that kind thing

eager igloo
mossy void
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Well, learning experience

slender rock
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mhm

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i've seen that some dudes were like stoned or taking some shit that was acid dropped

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they mostly just yapped more not this shit

mossy void
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Yeah as I was reading I was thinking “oh another liquor story”

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Liquor was, is, and always will be the cause of a great many problems

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Reminds me of that thing snoop said

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“Put a bunch of people who hate each other in a room, give them liquor, one of them is going to die. Put some weed in the air, they’re going to be dancing.”

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Paraphrasing

slender rock
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yeah

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or a bowl of cookies

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pizza

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idk

mossy void
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Well yeah with kids at the party that would be better xd

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Normal cookies

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Not special cookies

deep topaz
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how does this guy have the fuckin boobs discord thingy

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mossy void
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Oh that’s another thing
I remember the old days of the “just say no” times in elementary school
Made it seem like I’d be approached by some rando in a trench coat saying “hey kid want a free sample of heroin?”

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Like brother no

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It’s going to be a friend asking “hey wanna share an edible?”

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And THAT would be more realistic and close to home. More effective

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If only they actually understood the thing they demonized

mossy void
deep topaz
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beware trick or treaters: people are putting weed in your candy!!!!

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no the hell they ain't

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shit's expensive

mossy void
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Shits expensive omegakekw

slender rock
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also the venue area has... A LOT OF MIRRORS

mossy void
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Mirrors

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House of mirrors watch out you might get lost

slender rock
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used to be a place for a local athletic club

mossy void
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Mirror maze at the function poggies

hazy finch
slender rock
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so muscle bros flexin

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in the 40s it used to be a mortuary

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lol

mossy void
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Ok now I want to do the seal emote

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How does one

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Do

naive bison
glad carbon
naive bison
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do not the cat

hazy finch
mossy void
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Ok google is useless but I found the seal guy and it’s a custom emote

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Fair nuff

mossy void
slender rock
mossy void
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Found it

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Earlier posted here

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But it’s from a server

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Custom emote

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Mystery solved

slender rock
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but the highlight of tonight was the lead of Lewd Jaw gave me a button merch thing

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so

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ayy

mossy void
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Begs the question how did they get it on war thunder

naive bison
mossy void
slender rock
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indeed

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we have a merch shelf but a button or stickers don't really cost 5 buck or more so

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would be included with a CD or record... or more stuff

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I need to try to make some shirts but I am gonna be really basic with it

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🤔

naive bison
eager igloo
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How did they do that

lyric horizon
naive bison
shell venture
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hey guys it's me doctor Batunat

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i think you guys have mental illness

naive bison
#

who

shell venture
#

esteemed psychologist batunat

narrow lotus
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morning

naive bison
naive bison
narrow lotus
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which comes first

naive bison
#

tarkov event

deep topaz
narrow lotus
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nice February battlepass btw

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i hate this stupid game

naive bison
narrow lotus
#

shrugEg just smth to do pls i am b0red

quartz ridge
naive bison
narrow lotus
hazy finch
mossy void
mossy void
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Give us fucking skins

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I would love a custom skin maker

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It would fit so well

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Like

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Good god

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Give me a marker

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And some spray paint

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And some stencils

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I’m going to draw dicks on my shotguns

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And then actual prints

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And it will be SO fucking based

stoic girder
mossy void
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Not only that but like they could do promo stuff

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Like competitions to make custom skins that can be on the market

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So you can make skins and if they win they get put on the market and you share in the profit

signal cobalt
mossy void
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Also very based

signal cobalt
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its genuinely useful

fallow trellis
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chat, cute e-girl gf but she likes getting her toes sucked or paying 1% more tax (benefit of tax refund and other tax benefit laws)

mossy void
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But what

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I don’t see the downside

hazy finch
mossy void
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Where’s the tradeoff

fallow trellis
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thats the trade off

mossy void
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Oh the toes

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You call that a tradeoff

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Bro doesn’t understand married life

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Kekw

fallow trellis
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are you married?

mossy void
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No but I’ve been told it gets “weird”

fallow trellis
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yeah but this egirl is just ur gr

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gf

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not wife

mossy void
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Gf is the precursor

fallow trellis
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are you saying you would suck toes out of wedlock?

mossy void
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You’re saying you wouldn’t?

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L bro. L

fallow trellis
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im a christian

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those can wait when i get married

mossy void
#

Where in the bible does it say “thou shalt not suck toes”

fallow trellis
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you can suck all 10 toes after marriages

signal cobalt
mossy void
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Sucking toes is not fornication my guy

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It’s a precursor to fornication, granted

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But fornication it is not

fallow trellis
mossy void
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Also to be clear for the uninitiated fornication is defined by the bible as sex out of wedlock

fallow trellis
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toe sucking is implied

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but you do you bro

mossy void
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Toe sucking is sensual not sexual

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Giving head is sexual

fallow trellis
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are you christian?

mossy void
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No but I’ve been raised christian

fallow trellis
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ah well then its ok for you

mossy void
#

Holy fucking based

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What a flashbang

fallow trellis
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aint for me tho i cant pre martially suck toes, ill go to hell

naive bison
mossy void
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Fair nuff bro bro

naive bison
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the caliber of my enemies

mossy void
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I’m sure god can make an exception, long as you stay away from the nono square I figure

fallow trellis
mossy void
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Like, kissing and hugging surely isn’t fornication right?

fallow trellis
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yeah but you kiss ur homies goodnight not suck ur homies toes good night

mossy void
#

Obviously anything involving genitals is definitely fornication, no doubt, no debate to be had there

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But like

narrow lotus
mossy void
#

Iedy are you aware of the TTP index

narrow lotus
#

No

mossy void
#

The Time To Penis index

fallow trellis
#

time to penis is always for the people in this server

mossy void
#

The amount of time it takes for a game or program, which includes drawing, to have someone draw a penis

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In many cases the TTP is very short

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Like microsoft paint

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But, in tarkov

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I would imagine you have to upgrade hideout enough to make a custom skin booth make logical sense

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So the TTP is likely considerably longer

fallow trellis
#

bullet holes to make penis

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at best u need 4 shots

mossy void
#

Well yeah I suppose but that’s not drawing in the traditional sense

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But yes

fallow trellis
#

for a 2:1 dick ball ratio

mossy void
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That would be a pretty short TTP

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Takes about as long as the queue times

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So appx 3-4 hours

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No, more like 5-10

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Minutes

naive bison
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breezy cant stop thinking about penis

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classic

mossy void
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Awwww

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Bro realized his mistake

naive bison
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i forgot this exists

mossy void
#

Critical failure

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Rolled a 1 on his charisma check

naive bison
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omg it's the silly cat guy

mossy void
naive bison
#

goldec

mossy void
#

2 blocked messages
1 blocked message

naive bison
#

gmod started in 2004 holy shit

mossy void
narrow lotus
naive bison
#

wait gary newman also made rust?

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W after W

eager igloo
#

Yuckers

austere shadow
broken pebble
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@tidal trellis my son, isn't he adorable

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naive bison
#

furry

broken pebble
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its a palico.

naive bison
#

peepostarechamp2 👎

upper shore
naive bison
tidal trellis
broken pebble
tidal trellis
#

Why is xalrider freaking out about gmod

broken pebble
frail scaffold
tidal trellis
glad carbon
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why didnt you do your project

frail scaffold
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No i did listen to teach

upper shore
frail scaffold
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Didnt

upper shore
broken pebble
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🤘

upper shore
broken pebble
glad carbon
upper shore
upper shore
naive bison
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this the shit my dumbass was watching in 2014

upper shore
#

Memento mori. Remember you will die.

mossy void
mossy void
upper shore
mossy void
broken pebble
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@tidal trellis

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upper shore
broken pebble
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his name is retard and he has no brain

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upper shore
frail scaffold
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This is a raccoon not a palico

broken pebble
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palico in disguise

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or racoon in disguise

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i forgor

frail scaffold
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Muttering in agreement around the room

tidal trellis
broken pebble
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you both stink

frail scaffold
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Never heard that one

broken pebble
naive bison
mossy void
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Big strong men particularly

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Muscular dudes but shaven

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Like the ones in those gachismile pornos

broken pebble
frail scaffold
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Thats not a himbo

mossy void
#

Fucking SLAVE

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GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

tidal trellis
broken pebble
#

🧏‍♂️ bz_shhh

broken pebble
mossy void
broken pebble
mossy void
#

Bro doesnt get the reference

frail scaffold
ancient barn
lyric crater
stone blade
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ofc its a guy with neco arc picture posting this

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and its neco arc astoflo

lyric crater
tidal trellis
mossy void
lyric crater
mossy void
austere shadow
stoic girder
frail scaffold
#

Save file type only giving wepb is the realest

stoic girder
lyric crater
stoic girder
lyric crater
naive bison
lyric crater
naive bison
# lyric crater

don't respond to my messages
not with that profile picture

devout hull
lyric crater
lyric crater
frail scaffold
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Thank you sodomy longpenis

stone blade
lyric crater
lyric crater
pale ingot
#

@lyric crater do harass xalrider please

lyric crater
pale ingot
#

harass xalrider. simple as.

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bully the retard

lyric crater
eager igloo
frail scaffold
lyric crater
mossy void
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A human block of coal

primal rapids
# naive bison

I always find it hilarious when I do the Dawnbreaker quest as a vampire and Meridia’s just like “sure, I hate all undead but here, take my artifact.”

mossy void
#

Uh oh

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U h o h

primal rapids
#

Bold and foolish

mossy void
#

Bro’s going to get nuked and he’s only been here a week

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Do yourself a favor and delete that bro elsewise you’re going to get put into the penis explosion chamber

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And have your penis exploded

placid sail
lyric crater
mossy void
#

You will have a dick attached which will then be exploded

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Smart fella if you werent such a fart smella

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Rule of thumb, slurs get you killed here

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As they should imo

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But y’know

lyric crater
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i dont read rules

mossy void
#

You should start to make a habit of it

lyric crater
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tomany inglosh symbols

quartz ridge
mossy void
#

F and N slur meme

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Not like full on straight up hard T and hard R but like

lyric crater
mossy void
#

Very clearly

frail scaffold
quartz ridge
mossy void
#

I am so glad I have it saved

lyric crater
steel bone
lyric crater
naive bison
lyric crater
stoic girder
naive bison
lyric horizon
primal rapids
dreamy flaxBOT
#

kekpoint @lyric crater (railoop1984) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Please stop posting racist memes , deleting them will not save you #📄rules

mossy void
#

Awww

austere shadow
frail scaffold
#

Goes hard

narrow lotus
lyric horizon
#

we need to find him

stoic girder
eager igloo
#

@eager igloo

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Oh shit that me

hazy finch
gleaming grove
placid sail
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you work for me now bitch

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now git!

lean oak
gleaming grove
hazy finch
eager igloo
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!busy

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placid sail
#

if you live, you may take something from there

eager igloo
#

What lives there

placid sail
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you don't wanna know

narrow lotus
upper shore
stone blade
quartz ridge
lyric horizon
primal rapids
lyric horizon
pale ingot
naive bison
fleet silo
frail scaffold
stone blade
placid sail
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here bird man

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stone blade
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@narrow lotus mom: try to make friends your age
me:

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narrow lotus
stone blade
primal rapids
#

Show me the ikea map

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Also show me how to leave the infinite ikea

grizzled meadow
placid sail
stone blade
upper shore
sour carbon
grizzled meadow
dreamy flaxBOT
#

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grizzled meadow
broken pebble
austere shadow
narrow lotus
#

@heavy peak @stone blade

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stone blade
#

KLEKELKELKELEKLEL

naive bison
#

i am eating a massive thing of mcd fries

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:^)

primal rapids
naive bison
#

ah sorry, it was HALF that

#

25 days worth in 2022

narrow lotus
naive bison
#

alriiiiiiiight

narrow lotus
#

bro was starving

naive bison
#

voted for trump cause of the gas prices

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KKona

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gonna try fries with buffalo sauce

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i have some spicy buffalo from heinz

stoic girder
naive bison
#

Susge 👉 📮

primal rapids
stoic girder
broken topaz
#

in VR this time

naive bison
#

is that vr

#

L

broken topaz
#

It just takes 500 mods to make Skyrim VR enjoyable

naive bison
#

btw that skellington levels with u

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if u came back like at lvl 40 he woulda had a daedric sword

broken topaz
#

so i didnt have any sword

#

before that

naive bison
#

you get one in helgen dingus

broken topaz
#

I didnt spawn in helgen

naive bison
#

steal one from alvor

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kill a bandit idk

broken topaz
#

I spawned in a tent in the middle of nowhere whiterun plains

naive bison
#

thats how homeless people are born

broken topaz
#

I killed a few wolves and elk on the way to whiterun

naive bison
#

they just spawn into the world naked and with murderous intent

broken topaz
#

real

primal rapids
#

That explains how bandits outnumber the civilians like three to one

broken topaz
#

They spawn with banditry in their genetics

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naked and with an iron sword in hand

naive bison
#

can we eugenics the bandit gene out of people

primal rapids
#

Nature truly is beautiful

primal rapids
broken topaz
#

556 mods installed and as far as i can tell ive only encountered one issue

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Which i need to fix

naive bison
stone blade
primal rapids
#

Does Elder Scrolls have an analogue for Chinese people? Closest I can think of is Akaviri but that seems to lean more towards Japanese with their shitty weeb swords and armor

runic kernel
#

Hi IVAN Hi Gyrad Hi Cori ^-^ Hi Xalrider

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naive bison
#

🖐️ peepostarechamp2

#

DYING LIGHT REFERENCE

stone blade
pale ingot
#

gazi

#

thats ghazi

naive bison
#

stfu

#

retard

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kys

pale ingot
#

your bones have to be pulverized buddy

#

we have to kill you

#

tenderize you with hammers

naive bison
#

i pulverize ur mom with my bone

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jokerge 🍆

pale ingot
#

im vlad the impaler and im impaling your mom with my skewer

broken topaz
broken topaz
stone blade
#

ok have fun then

#

all the best

pale ingot
#

whjat the fuck

#

theres an osu team of top mania players repping for Lidl

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and its 99% balkans

gloomy wraith
#

Ah yes, lidl. One of the stores here is opening a bar inside

pale ingot
#

i love lidl

runic kernel
#

fuck lidl
Aldi all the way

naive bison