#🎪bruh-fart
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Sometimes I wonder if they didn't use it as a crayon
Seeing that in bathrooms was wild
rare, but wild
a lock in of enormous proportions is coming
one time I was in Texas Roadhouse eating a steak and some chick in a 100% crippled wheelchair, back support and shit, basically a vegetable, would randomly scream once every 10 minutes
that was the only time it wasn't funny
cause it was annoying
that's just sad
almost chucked my knife she scared me so bad one time
just solve for n
had a little kid next to me and my gfs table today, i shit you not every time the mom took a drink he screamed
only thing worse than a regular kid in a restaurant is a retarded one
we dont really have that many kids like that in North Dakota
Thankfully
wdf going on in north dakota
Cold
the weak do not survive the winter
VERY TRUE
no homeless dudes anywhere
Week and a half ago it was nearly negitive 50F with the windchill
im sure you do, they just dont survive the lack of any social care ur state has 
-45C for the eruos
I said negitive 50
with windchill.
Its fucking flat, dawg
Theres no hills, nothing to block with wind
anything west of the appalachians gets wicked wind
1936 was a wild year
I found out about cold pits
bits of land where cold air collects in a pool
and it goes way below the surrounding temps
Are you actually making anything tho
sorry, next one will go hard ennough

im waiting for cloth to arrive and the overlock too
what are you gonna make
meanwhile im looking to make a Veshmeshok
just something silly and quick for myself
it should look like this
but in M81
how tf are you still have rookie
every time i open brainfart ur hard at work yapping
what an arbitrary decision to make brainfart give no xp
It may seem like it doesn't matter, but there most definitely is a subconscious social hierarchy with every sort of leveling system
It's not about that
That's not my point
My point is that in every scenario a leveling/badge system has been put in place, human beings naturally place those above them in levels higher, and those below them lower
subconsiously
This is verifiable
I heard of once where a company had color coded badges based on job position
led to people with certain colors on their badge being practically disregarded by their non-matching peers
lmao
i thought you meant rookie in sewing
i think mods stink so i'd rather be general nobody
I am sane and can be trusted with staff perms 
you know bro shat brix after that
he deserved whatever digestive punishment he inflicted upon himself
Generalized solution to a factored polynomial?
yep binomial theorem
what are you doing with it tho
expanding a perfect square binomial
or cube
or higher degree
...but why are you learning this 
thanks for reteaching this 
inb4 both are men 
eat my whole entire nutsack
i will
gae
based
Honestly
Im down w the first one
Fallout New Vegas players coming across Oliver Swanick be like: #fallout #memes #shorts
those are called frog legs
rage bc bad (at game)
chickens are still real
objectively demonsterably false what the fuck
why would you spread disinformation like this
i done seen one today
i am an esteemed member of the Department of Disinformation, I take my job seriously
The first true thing you said all day
but what if that’s also a lie
Chickens are birds, and birds aren't real, everyone knows that.
see?
birds are government spies
perfect example was in game of thrones, they have people called "Wargs" who can go into the minds of animals and see through their eyes. This was the first iteration of government using birds as spies, before the birds were destroyed and replaced with the far more reliable drones
How?
hens can be quite angry
I legit fought Madi for my White role.
I made it an effort to ONLY talk here.
In September ill be here for three years.
Im watching 10.000 B.C.
lmao i remember this movie
Literally the Arabians come to take slaves from (From what i know) probably russia or somewhere close
pretty much
because they come from the north to the middle east to africa
average frenchman making dinner
people selling their own countrymen into slavery?
Ai slop
idc man if a babe wants me it's a win no matter what

gm twink @tidal trellis
and we are getting spawnkilled on new map
Extreme jealousy is a profoundly toxic weed
It’s pretty, sure
But, if left to bloom it will stifle the whole garden
Jealousy is a natural feeling but, it breeds mistrust and aggression
fuck off it's true
gm horse fucker @mossy void
hey retard
you're the one that added nothing to the conversation
fucking absolute numbskull
shit for brains
posting a "bro's yapping" gif
as if that makes you superior or some shit
like fr imagine spoiling the fun like this
bro went on the defense post-haste
Because I can
and because you went on the offense
for no reason
you can talk shit and I can't?
doesn't sound fair to me
it's alwys the mult-message blocks of text too
always*
also as if that even matters
It's how I talk when I argue
each bit a seperate thought
or semi seperate for that matter
the more I think of it the less sense that statement makes
it's in order to get a rise out of you :)
I also type like that so I think I get what you’re saying
becuase it's easy :^)
woah holy shit you guys
he got a response
checkmate liberal
again, I don't see how that matters
you want to conversate and I'm choosing to conversate
I could just as easily block you and be done with it
like
i don't i just think it's silly that i see you going nuts every time I open this server
flopper
i don't want to conversate, that is
actual brainlet
"I don't want to speak here"
speaks here
bro's being held hostage 😭
i think you're confused
you just said you don't want to conversate
and you are currently engaged
in the act
of conversation
I wanted to get a funny defensive reaction out of you and here you go again
having a funny defensive reaction
it's just silly to me
And I want to argue
it shows
so yay we both get what we want
If you ping me with stupid shit, I respond to it
it's as shrimple as that I find
why is he so fat
idk he's probably fed a lot
he is built like my pitbull
well, my family's pitbull
overfeeding bad :(
we overfed him for a while and he ended up getting joint issues because of it
had to fix that
Slavic women are beautiful, but then they turn into babushkas as soon as they reach 40
kek
One is from a rich family that goes to Japan for dad's work, and the other lives in russia
I fully expected it and it still got me
Sonorización del performance Transfigurations del artista del Congo Olivier de Sagazan.
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THIS ONE
Transfiguration de Olivier de Sagazan
the scene where he puts clay, paints his eyes and then just slits his mouth open and looks to a side
its so fucking good
bitch go sleep
no
Then do it
what are you my mother
could be, im older than you

i could be your older sister
oh god nvm then
welcome back rp channel
since 17-22 its impossible lmao

no.
i just want to see the rp channel since i wasn't here yet 
some, majority were extremely uncomfortable fan-fictions and / or utter garbage
i assume they were mostly about hip 
green text channel
me when the
shit was mostly boring stuff people would rather talk about in stalker or in newb]
be me
enter brainfart
be me
the shlorker
be me driving
genie lamp turns on from the car dashboard
wish for infinite wishes
car engine explodes
Never should have tried to fool him
my all time favorite greentext
my older sis is a couple years older than you
Look in SS-Leto
and my older brother was confused for my father pretty much everytime he went out with me
looks nice for fall
he was like 16 until now that he's 35, he was constantly asked if i was his daughter until pretty much my 13's?
shrimply be the oldest
i remember one time he had to bring me to his university and he got asked like 10 times or mentioned multiple times if i was his daughter or that they didnt know he was a father
lmao
i need a 1950's Veshmeshok bag
AI peaked when this was made
everything after was chasing this high
just shut those mfs down tbh
how do i have sex with women
very carefully
very carefully what
idk I never made it that far
Peg A goes into Slot B
do NOT put it into Slot C unless given special instruction to do so
what the fuck
i didnt know i had to buy parts
I thought having a dick was good enough
they come stock from the manufacturer
everyone has uno dipshit it came free with your fucking Xbox

i dont fucking have it i have the oldest xbox known to man
No you don't I've had mine since day one you fucking tard
Well, mine didn't have it.
YOU HAVE UNO
I dont have fucking have uno motherfucker
Unintelligible garbage
me and @naive bison


What website is this?
no idea
its a new ai website called bluewaffle
ah yea i remember


Unfortunately, searching up blue waffle only shows blue waffles now.
woke media
Google filter moment
I didn't think I would see the day where it worked
australiancunt., your new nickname is Sheila
I didn't search it up, I just looked that the website name.
guess i really am an australian cunt now 
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STEAL AND PLUNDER 
Grugmaxxing
what could this possibly mean
Never say no to your local taxidermist
had a match with a dude who's tag was Malum Caedo, he fed like a goddamn family meal

10/10
guten nighten retardeinzen
gluten nacht
@glad carbon
Hey it's That Gun!
Weapon model from Fallout New Vegas
Some sounds from CoD
Song is Tall Handsome Stranger by Marty Robbins
Gluten Lactose
isnt it like a bolt action revolver
go watch bladerunner
Uh no
semi auto 556 revolver
The automatic cylinder is so sexy
with reviews like these how can kcd2 NOT be game of the year 
man its 2 am and im still playing it
game keeps giving it more and more
hello frianbart
what the FUCK did i come back to??
reading this and the context above
and im just perplexed
kerfuffled if you will
Lol
free speech is unlimited if they dont understand what your saying
Speaking in a mix of barely legible English, binharic, caveman grunts, and Slavic languages put into a blender just to be racist against gypsies
yeah but it doesn't give the same amount of happiness
hi @signal cobalt
Gey sax 10/10 game of the decade fr fr
I wish there was blue and purple people so I could be more racist
hi fanta
Praise the Omnissiah. My descent into madness has begun. I will soon mentally fracture and lose my sense of self.
I reckon tech priests have huge robotic dicks
ello
Truth is all tech priests had below average penile sizes. Thus they created a religion to justify augmentation
Good
don't care. would
that kills the fish stupid
it lives in that womans stomach
You're salmonella
Me every waking moment of my existence
r e a l
Wife
Osaka
when orks do it, they do it for funny


I prefer red bull 
Do
So
I'm going to kill your wife.
By paying the CIA to cover up every pixel of that photo online.
There are cia agents in my walls rn
And the DHS to raid your home and confiscate your home electronics under suspicion.

Well the CIA is getting a mass firing so we should expect less feds online.
Don't know about the DHS though.
(The isis propaganda is being seeded by the CIA)
most horrible shit is
They prolly wouldn't like that first panel huh
It will be a 3 day special military operation
True
I wish I could go back to the innocence of not knowing what happened outside my shithole town but here we are.
My condolences
shrug
Although go east, there's skiing, go west, there's beaches, go north there's fucking trees and south some trees, keep going south then it's fucking fires and Crips and Bloods and crack
the cia...
+69*
My local area be like "there was a chlorine leak today and a shelter in place"
Gas Leaks 
NOOOO
chemical anomaly?
Happened like a year and a half ago and a cloud of the stuff covered a neighboring town and seeped a bit into ours good times
`is that why youre apart of them?
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Yes. Also I did computer repair for a bit. Shit had me praying to the omnissiah
twink 
Can't tell if Alex Jones is best larper of this century or is just autistic
started out twink to hunky dad to cool grandpa
his early days of late 80s to 90s
Imagine your favorite musician still being alive 
damn
Imagine listening to music
well I have a lot of favs
I cant listen to them I gotta keep them quiet somehow
I have a few but I do have a favorite favorite
that will be Richard Wright
which he passed
😦
Kanye is my favourite
Shame, great keyboard player also sorry I gotta fucking sleep
David and Rick explaining to the rest of the band how Echoes was written. Recorded in the UK, January 2007.
"There was this one leader in Germany at some point really cool guy"
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he put his baguette into your wifes wine glass hole
man i really could go for some fried chicken right now but im broke
Mmm greasy kfc chicken yummers
exactly
they got lunch meals for under 10 bucks fucking bargain
gotta get some when i get my first paycheck
Go to red rooster 
you gotta get the bargain deals or else it's like fucking 30 bucks for a couple pieces of chicken
Good morning
never been there and the one in my town is too far away from where i am and where i work too
I’m pretty sure red rooster is a front I’ve never seen anyone eat it in person in my life
i had it once for a big christmas dinner when i was like 9 years old
dont really remember much other than either the chips or the chicken nuggets being really good
you'd be amazed how easy it is to make some items, it's just that the workers don't give a fuck
im aware
especially when its fast food places that just have frozen items that they heat up
last week i got one of those lunch meals from KFC and it took them not even 5 minutes to do the whole thing (small chips a can of drink and a chicken burger)
letting your wife get shagged by the french is sad
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lmao
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big black booty is better
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my fucking head is hurting literally pain from the back of the neck up the sides
dying
!1984
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real
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no
What’s up with that
idk it started like 5 hours ago
shits not going away
I have to get up early tomorrow
Just in the neck area
I got warned friday about being late twice
Is it swelling
idk still fucking pain from almost a month ago of lifting a heavy ass amp and a full ass case of cymbals
Did you accidentally take a hammer and chisel and smack yourself in the neck a few times
You probably pulled a disc in your back
In my uneducated opinion, I’m thinking muscle spasm
If it's been almost constant pain it may be a slipped disc
True but I think your neck muscles are always engaged
Is there a way to relax a neck muscle
Could try hot pad or ice pad
yeah probably end up doing that before heading off to bed here
Try a hot pad and, if possible, try to only sleep on your back. If your head rests in a natural position you likely won't kink it or have it misaligned while sleeping
I don’t know slipped disc symptoms
Any time I side sleep my neck hurts like hell
if I slipped a disk I think it'll be more pain
It’s not just a pinched nerve
A slipped disc, also known as a herniated disc, can cause back pain due to the soft center of the disc pushing out and pressing on nearby nerves. This often leads to pain, numbness, or weakness in the back and legs, but many cases improve on their own with time and conservative treatment.
the other one is probably also caffeine related
friday I slammed two monsters... within a 3 hours of each other
that's like
460mgs

Boy I fell bad about how unhealthy I am sometimes
And then I remember people drink energy drinks
~~~ 
i reacted
to a message from grok, so i might be taking involuntary leave soon, thanks for the videos and memes ive stolen everyone

good one
Poop storage???
no more like;
i love it, he gave me the signature "make your own modpack"
im honored to have received this
take that as real advice
he's not wrong though?
Blur have you been to a wedding
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🌁 65% humidity
🍃 ENE 70° | 3.13 m/s wind
🌡️ -4.15°C (Feels like -9.15°C)
24.53°F (Feels like 15.53°F)
Climate change
uhm
I can't remember if I had
Goodnight cat
Ur 30 bro
Should I have bought an outer jacket for my wedding
I want sage advice
hmm
25
damn spot on
how cold does get where you're at and is it gonna be cold on the wedding day?
It’s in March in colorado
Ah...
It’s been cold before in mid March
probably get one
But it’s just started getting warm this week so we may be done with cold
hmm
also sweating to death in a jacket sucks too though bro
I am mostly warm most of the time so I personally wouldn't
:/
We thought it looked too formal
But my father said I should get it anyway
Also it was 300 dollars
So I didn’t get it
But I looked really good with the outer jacket
But it WAS too formal for the vibe
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME
Yeah
Maybe YOU were too formal
I guess I am not worried about such
That’s what blur has going on in their neck
damn shots fired
jogged at night just now
idk why women think its a competition
everytime i jog they run faster
like ok
you win mcqueen
youre supposed to make them feel safe by yelling "its just us now" to let her know theres no imminent threat
what am i her mom
Advanced tip touching
when im doing the usual tuesday piss war with bro but im losing and the piss is suddenly white
make love not war ahh
sorry I got TOO excited
ADVERT TOO
Cooking with that
Gaev-Up
I said saying not spelling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFV1KDRgIp0 I found peak
super masculine playlist for men to lift weights in the gym to
i found some playlists that had some bad songs/versions of songs in them and decided to tidy it up
#music #playlist #gym #masculinity #masculine #manly #girlypop #whitegirl #housemd #drhouse
i wish i was house md
I keep hearing the sound clip of Gordon Ramsey yelling “Kill yourself”
In my mind
It’s so funny the way he says it
Is why
Gotta get those crumbs
That is good actually
People don’t clean chairs enough
They clean tables and floors and countertops
Neglect the chairs
inbetween yea
Also your walls
but its 11am and it feels wrong for some reason
When was the last time you cleaned your walls
before painting
I clean doors though
Good
before christmas I did
People forget all these places
The floor trim too
If you have trim
My mom was pretty good at teaching me all the places to clean, every once in a while
motherfucking chair
Its hard to fit the pipe between the wrist thing and the ass sitter
this is peak
Ordinarily vacs have an attachment that make the end of the hose “sharper”
Thinner and whatnot
Now I know why I felt so guilty about it
its sunday
The breadcumbs there are pretty hard to get out so I will do part 2 soon 
looks much better now
Just gotta somehow untoggle the ass sitter and see the guts of this chair
Furry @grizzled meadow
@tidal trellis
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is this a boyfriend test or a janitor interview
Janitor boyfriend
True
With people, it mostly goes into details
Someone may seem good but instead is a cunt
Wingman ted
You are one hell of a good sibling
Telling people on discord to have proper hygiene, bold move
True
There is nothing wrong about caring about yourself
Fancy water?
Where is it from, an iceberg?
I see
Glass bottles?
Now, real question
Do you prefer clear or sparkling?
Now that's the spirit
Tap is honestly great
Especially in summer
Though, I can't believe how many people think that my regional water is better since I am in the mountains 
It's even dirtier sometimes
Damn, you are ready for everything it seems 
Oh, your wheel got popped? I coincidentally have this spare tire and a jack in the backseat...
😉
My family always kept one since 70% of the cars were SUVs
Mostly nissans

I remember I got a white fan on a sale few years ago, I wonder if it still works
Did wonders on hot days
Bro
Why!
Why'd you tag me??? 
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@eager igloo @winged phoenix @broken topaz @shell venture @coarse bear @frail scaffold ❤️
Bro invested all points in charisma
Didn't know flop created a recipe book
❤️
Aloo
aloo
How's life
eh
Would
:flag_bg: Plovdiv, Bulgaria
:clock1: 23 February 2025, 13:38 (01:38 PM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 44% humidity
🍃 SSE 150° | 2.06 m/s wind
🌡️ 1.85°C (Feels like -0.15°C)
35.33°F (Feels like 31.73°F)
me
real
didnt know you smoke the za ivan
this shit got me moving like a claymation figurine
I don't
that the new blood incantation release?
then the image is not you
real
🤓
you goobered asf playing sm64
you a grown aah man
im not a grown ahh man

are you 18 or older
is a man not entitled to the smoke of his joint?
im a mature yet growth stunted creature
you still have that childhood innocense
somewhere
innocence*
when i'm in a "trying way too hard to be seen as cool" and my opponent is Elon Musk:

@stone blade @river zealot
daily complain quota filled
Enjoy the ban mate

this version of the song has been stuck in my head for so long
can't even do the original anymore
"and im a jeep, im a dildooo 🗣️ 🎶 🎵 "
Drink Mango Loco
Mood Improves
i dont think i ever tried mango loco
i dunno, i usually keep away from the sugary ones, still curious though, might buy it tomorow
if you use a stove to cook ramen noodles you are objectively wrong
i need the opinion of a fellow sigma male
yogurt
yogurt male (10x rarer than sigma???)
10 EASY STEPS to find out if you're a YOGHURT MALE (2025)
#1 do you have a diverse bacterial culture?
#2 is one of your family members a cow?
#3 are you greek?
Get fucking yoinked, my guy
I will not forget this transgression
you have robbed a man of his homosexuality
just wait until grok hears about this
he'll skin you alive and put you in front of his fireplace like a bear
women? is that like an addon or something?
imagine seeing a furryskin rug
bone chilling
@alicevonhofacker
we should hunt furries and get some furryskin rugs
huh
wonder why I can't ping her

Didnt alice get banned like day one of coming back?
yeah
Classic her tbh
and the best part is that it was iedy who did it
Mr. "Historical figure" with an oven
Dry
get to deleting
3d glasses? You got a 3d tv?
wwhen will the abuse end
Back when I was a wee young un, my rich friend had a 3d TV when they were new
So underwhelming
We do have it from my other late grandpa
And it's
Eh
Gimmick stayed a gimmick
god, I hate these fucking tech gimmicks
VR did not revolutionize media
and AI is being massively upsold right now

and the worst part about this AI shit is that alogirthims we already use are being rebranded as AI
i agree with the vr stuff, but ai is literally the future
VR atleast is a very fun gimmick at times
Its not revolutionary
But what other gimmick allows you to kiss the homies while planting the bomb
Slap yo homie on the ass while he controls that recoil
they can't AI to stop making shit up, follow negative commands (do NOT do this), or follow some basic instructions
what we are building right now is even less than a scaffold for real AI
VR shooters get just as gae as your average marine battalion when bored
I got gifted a whole ass toblerone stick at my singing school for gaslight men day
we are so fucking back
Thats because its not AI. Large language models make stuff up because they dont know anything
They matrix multiply a bunch of token and words
To get a rough estimate of what could confidently come after
yeah
"How many r's are in the word strawberry?"










