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thats tough
iirc the artstyle sucked and they also tried to pull the classic they used magic to become humans and have human lives
which yeah nobody cared
youre not fooling me with that
It’s an objectively good children’s show
you got way too defensive
that's already too far
The human part they did it years ago before the new show though
Yeah yeah yeah whatever
please don't lewd a fucking pony iedy you godless abomination
no, they made her lesbian
when she was a human or shit
She was always lesbian
my bf is lecturing me about getting a job and going well dressed and shit
wait there's a human version ?
and you care of her sexual preferences because?..
So too was rainbow dash
it was a kid show i dont think she was anything
uh huh
@river zealot i literally hold my hands up mate
literally me

Pov: you try to fix your neet and military camo autistic gf
You should listen
it's always a competition in alice iterations' relationship on who is the more dysfunctional
Get a job so you can buy all the camo you want
he said well dressed
i know, but i hate that i have to go pretty much door to door offering myself to work
like, its fucking 2025
Not the damn 1973
internet should work for something ONCE
find a CV website
Linked in too
get a CV , and apply to the contact page of every store / building in your vicinity
look up their names
but this shithole is filled with old people that likes stuff the old fashioned way
i use linkedin for porn
search their website and apply
yeah, they dont reply
they never reply

sigma
the times i got jobs was because i went to the place with a paper CV
even if i sent that
try to put a pfp and at interviews look like a human being
they go like: ''No, havent checked them''
so no camo bullshit , no nets
dress normally
they actually matter
what u dress in ur free time is you but at work dont do that free spirit bullshit they will blacklist the fuck out of oyu
yeah, i usually just wear black jeans and a shirt or a polo shirt
unless you have a based job
you're an ordinary peasant in Chilea, minding your own business in your humble abode. I door bell is being ringed. you open a door and witness sosaka in front of you, looking like a goth gf, a state trooper and a hello kitty girl got into a car accident and got messed up so badly that the surgeons stitched whatever was left together in a single person
the creature asks "do you have a job"
ye thats good
something really basic
i work in construction
"what the fuck is a suit and tie 🗣️ "
The moment you open your door second hand smoke seeps into the walls for forever and you get lung cancer
i dont even want something where i have to look pretty or something
even a job about moving stuff is enough, i care about the payment
i pull up with my crusty ass 7 year old trucker hat
sweat pants a hoodie and a jacket with bandana patterns
where did u work before
idk maybe at a restaurant or coffee shop or smth
Moving stuff... mayhaps with an automated vehicle that requires a license?..
ALICE 2.0 CONFIRMED 
Finally the sequel to alice
When Alice anomaly will drop?
Gas station store, as dishwasher, watcher in a weekly bike event
well start there
dunno about other countries, but mordor has some pretty strict fees for showing up on a site without a hard hat and blinky west
like real hefty, like "the moment boss finds out your ass is grass"
won't say strict
Watcher in a weekly bike event? Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for you linkedin profile huh 
but when i go underground im required to wear one
so it's funny that nobody still cares if you literally get dismembered on a site
but you getting dismembered is a huge ass fee too
I mean we had to do a lot of shit in that job
so the companies begrudgingly, almost angrily try to kinda make the sites safer
@eager igloo
literally millionaire
First get up at 6, have your bike well maintained, learn to maintain other people's bikes
Ride your bike to the worksite
Osaka your only choice now is to become and artist and take furry commissions
They make mad cash
Charge 60usd per
time for little trolling
You will be rich
Wait for the truck to get the stuff to cut the streets, go at 9 o clock running to get shit done, then start to ride around noticing that everything's well done
Then you had to take pics and interview people, watch and control the traffic
Be careful about cars and letting bikes pass
osaka work at construction
Sometimes you had to fight with people because there are people crossing with bikes and the dude with the car can't wait 30 seconds
The suspiciously wealthy furry meme becomes more true each day that goes by
That does seem like a very osaka-ey job
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oh no

That's rough bud
im gonnya kiww mysewf
Or as you would say it
Dats weely sucky mista 
fluff dis chungus wife
this translator translates slurs 
bitch ass mothewfuckew kiww youwsewf
I’d rather throw myself into a wood chipper then be a furry

!5x30
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My favorite black woman 😍
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

He lived in Chrząszczyrzewoszyce, powiat
what a chad
@potent hamlet
Paypal me
slut
defenestrace? based
@potent hamlet
artist's name is Shum Pulp
"22 is still so young, i have my entire chudette life ahead of me!"
i cant find an advanced toolkit for my life im fucking tweaking
If you give sid a reacharound I hear he gives you one and throws in some 9x19 for free
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- Daddy Jensen
3090 burning render from:
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How does sid react to you if you are a hostile faction?
Because he isn't like the other npcs
@heavy peak here's a cool mod you can do to your car!

man already tried it before

good point actually, i might just mow down rookie village
he closes the door to his bunker
fucking chills @narrow lotus
he's creaming.. .. ..
im fueling rn
ooskha
That's a fucked up looking dog
i wish some animals didn't grow up
is it spanish?
si ya laita mi big man
Good hamburger in 5-6 years
this is my favorite video currently
They're both so drippy
enry
I feel quite 'ungry
gong
no longer a target for fbi's prize for journalism excellence
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-022-09148-2
The notion that the government would kill people over technological advancements is asinine
ass
indeed, the practice shows that they prefer to recruit them instead
government is run by corps 
even if they did a little bit of trolling
Congratulations, you now work for Lockheed Martin
breezy have you considered joining a roblox "german socialist" roleplay group
me
Ok glowie
I’m not telling you the government doesn’t do evil shit
omg can you guys stfu already
Holy FED
THEY LITERALLY KIDNAPPED THEIR OWN CITIZENS AND TRIED TO BRAINWASH THEM WITH DRUGS
Read it again
IT IS ONLINE
who doesnt
Slowly
TO READ
Read what I said again, slowly
I am NOT telling you that the government DOESN’T do evil shit
read every second letter of his sentence, slowly
breezy stop telling me that the government doesnt do evil shit
You edited that
Fake news
Liberal media
At the very most the government sanctions corpo murder
Wait hold on I may have used sanctions wrong
No I used it right
Government sanctioned corpo hitmen
Government doesn’t hire them, they just allow them to work
...are you threatening to rape your haters?
Does anyone have the duke nukem meme
The one where he goes “that’s a lot of words”
did i stutter?
A guy pinged me with a wall of text I wanna meme him
You are hiding haters and pessimists under your floorboards, are you not?
Peak movie to watch on shrooms
If you read the meme wrong
thats hideo kojima
So true bestie
I honestly wouldnt be surprised if that was real
@tidal trellis twink
@placid sail
Fear
[A letter from Linus Torvalds.]
From Linus Torvalds <>
Date Fri, 6 Jul 2012 13:30:01 -0700
Subject Re: Regression - /proc/kmsg does not (always) block for 1-byte reads
Kay, this needs to be fixed.
Suggested fix: just use the 'seq_printf()' interfaces, which do the proper buffering, and allow any size reads of various packetsized data.
Of course, I'd also suggest that whoever was the genius who thought it was a good idea to read things ONE F*CKING BYTE AT A TIME with system calls for each each byte should be retroactively aborted. Who the f*ck does idiotic things like that? How did they noty dies as babies, considering that way were likely too stupid to find a tit to suck on?
Linus
i love how you can see ALL communications in the linux kernel
based
thank you RFK Jr for the wisdom
nah things would just get 3x more expensive
i bet ♻️ reacters get no joy from rewatching childhood movies/shows they liked
pathetic
just take the ♻️ and go home
and its all from some russian trainee 
no need to whine everytime
yo momma gonna take this dick when i get there
good luck getting here
you cant come up with anything more than twice a day
so dont post the same stuff 20 times
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greynames 🤷♂️
this goes hard icl
yall just mad i can derive joy and entertainment from the same shit without being starved for content
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damn
that looks like a ♻️
get with the times oldman
i wanna save this icl i know people who put the same stuff over and over
idk how tho
BLESSINGS BE UPON YOU
Making theoretical superweapons would be cool and boost the economy
close enough, welcome back hitler
retard was building them during a war
you do it during peace time to flex
retard was taking a nap during invasion of Normandy
Honk shoo
if only he just conquered the holy land
jake gyllenhaal being the second option if they can't get ryan
hes just like me
ive seen these so many times but never bothered buying, are they any good?
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cheap stuff really , here they are a few cents
LIDL
libl lol the 3rd reich ended a while ago
food


well theres actually more than just food
tardkov is like a disease
they spread their dogshit game to other games
Cheap af snacks. Not all are good tho lmao
never played it actualy, that bad?
oh, isee
look at our resident moderator as a prime example
i only heard of it as being super random
I doubt it'd have rare stuff. Depends on other shops near you ig
Mby just some cheap, obscure brand
"Dogshit game, huh? Yeah I've never played it" 
why is there no 18+ LIDL roleplay channel
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where is that meme about the cat eating and getting poured more and more food and a text saying: ''His greed will consume him''?
here it is
i love that cat and his gluttony
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i love that video
🔥✍️
thats insane
holy fuck they just keep milking it huh?
The fact that someone had this idea
A human person made this
And wrote that description
wait is that like a movie or something?
that's why you go to the prehistoric ages
give a caveman 1 dorito and no more
drive him mad
Shit give him a hatsune miku figurine
oh my god have you guys seen the new metal gear solid delta screenshots? Ocelot looks like friggin jerma
imagine reading about somebody hiding from fascists and thinking
"man, they should have put that on insta"
fuckers can't imagine not immediately uploading every moment of their lives even when hiding from somebdy trying to kill them
showing them the incomprehensible is mid
give him 1 dorito
make him go mad over the superior taste
nothing is sacred anymore
nothing gae about that
gotta keep your homie warm
fondle his balls a little
makes their brand memorable
inpermeable? looks like someone got permeated
lmao caught in 4k
They shall not penetrate our defenses
Se impermeabilizan techos y se culean viejos
i dont know how to translate that one
its just too colloquial to translate
Problem with my processor
"I overclocked my Fx-6300 to 7 gigahertz. Upon turning on my PC, it tripped the breakers in my house."
"Bitch, are you fucked in the head?"
contraband from sralnya
dafuq is a boquila
oh my god its a skinwalker plant
wait holy shit, plants have eyes
Doesnt instagram has an option that basically reveals where you posted stuff from? Wouldnt it doxx them
I havent used that shithole of an app in years
Evolution is a wonder ain’t it
It’s simply a law of nature that things get more complex over time
Super cool :)
what if it mimics a gun
The humble horseshoe crab:
that one bro who never spends skill points
…if they have pressure
Simply a law of nature that things get more complex, if they have pressure
wait, isnt there like a theory where every lifeform ultimatively ends up evolving into a crab?
what if the horseshoe crab is just the ultimate lifeform?
Never heard of that theory
wait ill find it
Because it hasn’t evolved?
I suppose an argument could be made that it’s perfect for its environment
Given that it hasn’t changed at all
So its environment has been not only very stable, but the creature itself hasn’t changed
So it’s adapted to its environment perfectly
Rather
It’s evolved well enough that it doesn’t need to change
Evolution is a matter of pressure
Without pressure to change nothing will change because why bother
i want to be crab
Bruther?
so i need pressure to become a crab?
Horseshoe crabs live only 30 years at most
quick, someone pressure me into becoming a crab
Hey ol' chap, you should become a crab NOW
AAAAAAAAA
I bet aliens are crabs
wait isnt that from hardcore henry?
oh my god thats an actual possibility
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good dog
busy has gone a bit unhinged these last two days
execute him

you haven't seen even ten percent of my true dark power
important tips to play nasus
- finish off minions with your stupid cane
thank you for watching
or just dont play league
just realized i am doing an alcoholic playthrough on dying light 2
i accepted alcohol like 5 times it was offered
is flop alright
he died
damn
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even if they disable that setting
publishing shit about your daily life while hiding from the authorities is generally a bad idea
“Most metal songs are just funk songs in search of a good bass line”
- commenter CamInAHat
"The fascists were looking around the house that I was hiding in yesterday. Had to move to a new one. 😮💨 "
Love DJ Cummerbund
Maybe it could work if it was a private account but even then
"The farmer i've been staying with had one of his cows die, and asked me to help him butcher it. STEAKS TONIGHT.
"
la creatura
you are the mods dumbass
I should never open Instagram in public, first thing I saw as soon as I opened it was pregnant vegeta, and someone was right behind me 
a soldier in the ukrainian military published a selfie from his unit mustering, gathering to do some administrative thing before deploying
a friend of his posted the image from that private insta to reddit
russian open source intelligence was able to determine what abandoned school they were in
and shelled the position
if what you're doing is dangerous or sensitive
DON'T FUCKIN POST IN ONLINE
as if they would listen
NOT EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE NEEDS TO BE DOCUMENTED
a lot people have said stuff like that today
I wonder what's going on over there
i remember seeing a video of a dude getting sniped cause he vaped at a window
like
holy fuck
imagine being responsible for the death of your friend because you wanted upvotes on reddit
Which is why I said even then
Getting hunted by nazis is reason enough to stay as under the radar as humanly fucking possible
Guarenteed stupid ass kids with phones would get their whole family killed because they NEEDED to take a selfie
somebody else posted it here yesterday
or earlier today
as soon as he said pregnant vegeta i already knew
and whoever posted it earlier probably saw the same post from the same account
what the fuck is happening at instagram?
to be fair ive seen worse
one of those got me timed out
yeah
but multiple people here are complaining about cringe content on instagram today
and three of you saw the same pregnant vegeta?
you say that like there is many pregnant vegetas
not just cringe content, but disturbing content as well
dandy said he saw a dude get sniped
that was some time ago when i saw that
somebody else said they saw a man almost naked wandering around a snowy field and then lay down
i dont use insta
also they got plausible justification to shell schools
Dude do we all have the same feed
russians used a school to stockpile ammo in the most fucking retarded and dangerous way
i don't really expect russian apologists to ever consider how russians treat the land they've brought this war to
i dont think the feeds are like adjusting anymore
youtube shorts have been the same way as well
as well as twitter
shit was almost as bad as the ammo impoperly stored on the moskva

im gonna play Arma 3
have fun
then MAKE VIDEO ABOUT BRAZIL
shit like this is why i'd never upload any photo of myself or the space around me online
some geoguesser is gonna see the background and say "Hey! I recognize that spot! See you soon!"
real 2b2t shit
the oldest anarchy server in minecraft
when people would post ANY screenshot from the server online, someone else would comment that they recognize the terrain and then come to visit (grief their base)
Twitter headline with shitty AI generated thumbnail, seems legit
hewwo it's me I can slaughter a group of ten bandits assaulting your homestead with haunting ease but I won't because I'm just too chill for that
why is dog massive
it eats wolves
big guy
thats what we call busy
Whats even the point of Popcorn button if Popcorn is not allowed to be used w it
contain yourself thirsty car
why
because your frivolous behavior is scaring the hoes

i summon white boy video essay in the defense position and end my turn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Limpr1L8Pss&t=628s
Try it. You know you want to.
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supposedly, the popcorn setting relies on some sort of sensor (audio, humidity, or something)
but the popcorn manufacturers would rather that you manually cook it with the "proper" power and time
why is there a dedicated popcorn button on your microwaves
was about to link that
because some people want dedicated popcorn button on your microwaves
WHY IS THERE A DEDICATED DISCUSSION OF A POPCORN BUTTON AS WELL
to make popcorn
chat pull up the hotdog setting on the microwave
no shit sherlock
the things you never even consider when learning about a foreign culture
what's the point of this though
americans eat popcorn when watching movies
all the popcorn packs I saw were prepared to be used on just a particular power setting and time
there's no need for extra conditions
(as well as many other westerners)
yeah
but we eat enough that it merits implementing some extra technology for convenience
@narrow lotus
Europoors cannot afford popcorn all they can eat are dried leaves and ploppy gloum gloum (sheep intestines stuffed with raisins)
what's the extra convenience 
not having to read and input the settings on the popcorn bag
Americans when food has vegetables in ir
it is a grain
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It's less that we go out of our way for it and more that it happens to be a staple snack in company owned theaters, probably because it has the allure of being hot and snackable while also being dirt cheap to make
you're the kind of mf to buy bananas peeled aren't you
yeah u just got a put a lil salt on that sommabitch
its because theres no federal incentive to grow vegetables
only corn
yeah and private companies will just make cheap slop tbh
so vegetables are kinda expensive and the cheap ones are not very good unless you spend like 2 hours cooking and preparing them
they are using the land to grow chicken mcnuggets instead
thats why everyone is so fat

pre-peeled bananas are objectively inferior to normal bannanas
so, no, i wouldn't
when preparing hummus, you either buy dry chickpeas, or hulled and canned chickpeas
if you make hummus every day, it may make sense to buy the canned chickpeas
americans eat a lot of popcorn, so it makes sense to have the popcorn button
the future is already here froggert
you're american
you probably have stupid big house
buy yourself/construct yourself a close circuit hydroponic farm right inside the house
grow anything you want for yourself, pesticides-free, with very little water consumption
I want to crow fruit and vegeble someday
when I was a kid we grew raspberries and strawberries and maters
busy you do realize that takes months and I want my asparagus and broccoli now >:(
i'm over here ruining soil quality i got nitrogen runoff in my soil i'm eroding as fuck man i'm an unregulated farmer man for real
was excellent
I won't believe you if you say they just buy corn seeds in bulk and cook the popcorn out of it
Where I am produce isn't too expensive, stores like giant have ok stuff
eating all that? buddy you're gonna fart
Atleast if you get things in season
surely they buy packaged and seasoned popcorn bag
that only needs to be popped in a microwave real quick
who took he Nuts and perhaps Balls
stupid froggert, you lack long term planning
i do
call me hans capon because i only plan for 3 days into the future
no you dodn't

you can do that
you can make popcorn using corn and a frying pan
but that's something of a novelty
If I got taken out by some 70iq tank gunner with a fucking sao figure pinned up in his goon chamber I'm waiting in hell to beat his ass
exactly which means even americans used ready to make popcorn package
WHICH MEANS
and reading
justified crashout
you can offload some work onto a machine
anyways how are u fellas @heady crow @placid sail @keen jetty
I'm chilling at gfs house I have to go home to get chores done tho
And normally you shouldn't actually use it because the popcorn will likely call for different instructions
what do you mean reading
it's all the same fucking corn seeds, there's no michelin star corn seeds that you need to cook at a different time
you just put them on high power and wait for the pops to get rare
I'm going to fucking kill you your redundant margarita machine motherfucker
Pinning this on my wall
popcorn is yummy
actually busy
there are different ttypes of corn seeds
no
i'm seeing times ranging from 90 seconds to 210 seconds on high power
fuck off
and they only use one type for popcorn because its kernel walls are weaker
just corm
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so it pops without burning or whatever
YOU JUST LISTEN TO POPS AND STOP IT WHEN THEY STOP ANYWAY
vampyr dont you have some dishes to wash
some people wear headphones
some people go to the other room to take care of something else
some people are deaf
😭 yeah...
get back to work, stinky
THE FUCKING SEPARATE POPCORN MODE DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY MORE PRECISE EITHER SINCE YOU'VE JUST SAID YOURSELF THE TIME RANGES AND THE PROGRAM ABSOLUTELY CANNOT ACCOUNT FOR THAT
meow :3
Popcorn is kind of mid anyways ngl
I WILL PAY PEOPLE TO BE STUPID AND INVASIVE AROUND YOU EVERY FUCKING DAY SKIY
@placid sail
I refuse to watch this
ok im going to bed
especially since someone here mentioned that you should not use that setting
Serious popcorn expert here guys
"You westerners are dependent on technology and convenience, such as a popcorn setting on your microwaves."
that's what it says on the bag
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@placid sail
i am going to cook your head in my microwave
and I will use the popcorn setting
that seems rude
i guess you're right
@placid sail
what setting do you want me to use for the microwave?
I doubt you will
YOUR STUPID ASS WOULD HAVE TO BUY A MICROWAVE WITH BUSY HEAD SETTING
that's very polite to ask tbh, reputation restored
Bruschetti Maretti CON SALTARETI
pasta pizza linguini
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Bruschetti Maretti WITH SALTARETTI
some fascist gibberish
What Iedy said is gibberish, probably
What I said is on the package

I'm sorry busy but I can't let you do this, new rules
Yes I'm serious, 1984 2 just dropped
"Pascetti."
@pastel quartz ❤️
What did he post?
I have no idea what you've just deleted so I won't change
hiii
what?
was the conclusion that the problem with iedy's post that it included hitler?
and not, ya know, the inclusion of an oven?
Mussolini helicopter hands
Hii
does the new law have retroactive power?
!1984
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this guy's the captain of the fan club or somethin
Save this pic b4 deleted by mod
he's abiding the law because he have to but he definitely has a mussolini portrait in his room
😭😭😭
No witch hunting 
how convient 
hiiiiii
Mussolini and Meloni 
on the other hand, she's a woman, so Falco can't truly get behind supporting her
truuue
No
i went to highschool with a guy who really liked Mussolini which was funny because Mussolini was the biggest loser on earth
YOu didnt think we would change rules that would affect us , did you @placid sail
I mean, even if it did affect you
who would punish you, other mods??
or maybe a report ticket that you the mods check and execute?
braver have tried
you can literally make a mod feet picks channel without any repercussions any day of the week
iedy
wtf is happening
your mind was almost as fast as your silly down bad hands this time

Falco is already looking for an excuse to ban you silly ass probably
"we found ourselves not committing and crimes"
Ted, next one will be a mute
leave uncle ted alone
10 minutes old law that mussolini is as bad as hitler now
kindly ignore mods posting him anyway it's actually a crime
CAN YOU PLEASE MUTE OSAKA
Im playing Arma
dude what happened
let's figure it out
inb4 busy is executed
idk i guess putin is ok
BUT YOU DELETED IT
he was voted actually wasnt it ?
absolute cunt

so where's the list of historical figures we can't post here
or it's just a fucked up lottery skom invented because he's bored
well let's start with genocidal assholes
firstly
no, Falco actually opened this discussion and we had to vote
and it was voted that we cant have Mussolini but not Hitler and vice versa
Cant say Hitler is worse than Mussolini just because Hitler killed more
so almost every political figure, including a good chunk of modern ones, is outlawed
damn
Yes, please post right now to recieve your reward
This is fucking cinema
It's more complicated but yes mostly 
No, Ice King from Finn and Jake is also not allowed
is he the guy?
what about my OC who has killed quadrillions of sentient beings?
no no this is fine it was not genocide it was
uhhhhh
what about the God Emperor of Mankind?
self-defence? ✨
Cant forbid what is right
seems like there's a secret sub-rule
- genocide is okay if it was perceived as based
Chad
It was rly good movie that one, we finally got an actual Evil Doof
????
Falco really has it as his most favorite hobby
to open the can of worms he better just leave alone
typical italian
@tulip glacier (notchinese.spy) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 day to change ur offensive pfp / name / bio or banned #📄rules
the great italian purging of february 19th begins
started by an italian
oh the recurring historical irony
I can live with that

the fuck
Your search query for audit logs returned nothing...
that's crazy how that worked out huh?
ted stop, only biblically accurate angels now
this reminds me when i got warned by aldo for "encouraging drug usage" or something
Holy fucking George orwell every day that goes by the mods get the urge to be bigger and bigger cock suckers
How dare you post cherubs bro

bruno stop trying to make me smoke weed with you
nvm this is blasphemy, get the stakes!
can't help it
GAMMA is going mainstream
so the server has to go normie and use very broad rules
we need to go back to gatekeeping
(due to the bigger audience)
Madi seemed like a pretty special individual
y'all just wait till the mods figure out that genocidal people tend to use guns and tanks a lot and EVERYONE posted them here
what the fuck you be postin
idk, it was bad when there were no rules. Absolutely no idea what i could post and what i cant
@worldly widget (aymen024) has been banned for reason: If you are going to harrass Flop at least do it on your main account you pussy
HAHAHAHAHAHA
inb4 scav deleted some innocent flop harasser
Only real brainfarters get to harass the twink
holy the flop thirsters are alt accounting now, what the fuck is going on in the upper channels
hi @edgy abyss @tidal trellis
ahh ok
grim ur alt account got banned
i bet you dont even get even more affectionate when you blaze up
i wouldnt know
damn i wanna play Medieval 2 TW now , any good mods ?
A man was inside the gas station when a female attempted to steal his car 😳
stainless steel obviosly
lmao grabbed like the daffy duck
I mean SSHIP is a mod i think i played for 1000 hours +
is that why the tree is wise?
@pastel quartz
do u play bannerlord
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only warband
@sleek tusk (cir0684) has been muted Forever for reason: you have 1 day to change ur offensive name / pfp / bio or banned #📄rules
warband has better battle mechanics than bannerlord lmao

sad as fuck but true
like u can separate troops
- the map somewhat flows more natural than bannerlord
so much useless politics and clans and shit we do not care man
literally fucking copy paste warband stuff at this point it was better
diplomacy mod
theres a mod in bannerlord that does the same thing but most of the time its not working properly
bannerlord was alright when it originally got launched on early access but like. It should be way better than warband on all sides now
hiii
well im telling u to try this mod called banner knight
but he made Graduation
i think i heard of it but didnt try it
yo
hello baddwagon
Twink
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is that bread? is that... ||vladimir gluten||
installing it is kinda difficult but its worth.
especially if you combine expanded culture + realistic battle mod
A large batch of hashish washed up on the seashore in Libya, each bar of which had Vladimir Putin's face depicted on it
its what bannerlord should have been
i would of preferred bread
theres also the old realms mod for warhammer fans
Biting me just would prove the twinkhood you have so.. try again
fuck you putinshish it is
fucking hell it went to shit so fast
is that flops bio?
vladmir hashishki
is this flop's bio?
goddamn
no it is not!
that's a lot of hash
soon™️
ofc its madi
Could this perchance be flops bio?
...was Madi qwarz the whole time?
i still rember when we play battlebit together 
get in line dumbass
no, he was a normal dude before turning 18
ah good point, the timeline wouldnt match





