🎪bruh-fart

[coarse bear]

Double car

[hazy finch]

goodbye i go sleep

[visual stirrup]

me and who?

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/qAur04gWg3s?si=iY-jOXLOwa5bNSVc

I was going to eat that bolshevik!

[tepid pebble]

i still dont get the mummy eating joke

[naive bison]

😭

[visual stirrup]

You might think that the professor was going to use it for science or something, which makes what Fry did very heinous
but the reveal that he was also planning on eating it makes his outrage funny

[tepid pebble]

thats a turk breh

[coarse bear]

You can tell by the cup?

[visual stirrup]

something something, apartment in berlin

[tepid pebble]

every detail screams turkish

[visual stirrup]

that is clearly a pic of busy taken by his girlfriend (femboy manservant)

[coarse bear]

Flashbacking to that time a bunch of media found out how much tea Turkey consumes and went mad

[tepid pebble]

why the fuck they went mad tho ? we produce our own fucking tea

[coarse bear]

Just the sheer volume

And the cups

[tepid pebble]

brits thought they were the leader or somethin ?

[coarse bear]

Probably, but the media I think of is in Russian
Which copies English media lul

[narrow lotus]

busy covering his erection

[coarse bear]

There's a lot of shows that are just rip-offs of classic American sitcoms

[placid sail]

as the russians say, перекладываешь с больной головы на здоровую

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: **Russian** *(русский язык)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

you're shifting the blame from a sick head to a healthy one

[narrow lotus]

[coarse bear]

Thankfully no Big Bang Theory ripoff
Just MORE RUSSIAN COP SHOWS

[narrow lotus]

Nu poti si cu pula in cur si cu sufletul in rai, ocupatule

[shell venture]

zebi zebi zebi zebi zebi zebi

[placid sail]

iedy sees a picture with some turk guy and a tea cup and his mind immediately goes SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[placid sail]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

boy's so far gone

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-do-that-here-black-panther-tchalla-bruce-gif-16558003

[placid sail]

we really should just

what's the correct phrase here

everyone should just chip in to get you a hooker at this point

[shell venture]

a male prostitute

[stone blade]

@shell venture @narrow lotus @river zealot

[tepid pebble]

is it like this now ? i thought americans were copying good brit series

[visual stirrup]

Yeah
the best american series of all time, Breaking Bad, is just a ripoff of a british series

[naive bison]

bro what is going on

how did Kanye hack his account

[visual stirrup]

but the original ended quickly because walter's character received treatment on the NHS

[naive bison]

he died because the wait time was 8 months

[coarse bear]

Probably a long line of ripoffs

[naive bison]

the real crackhead was hitler

[visual stirrup]

seems to be an edit
his real post was about Lavrov arriving in Saudi Arabia

[coarse bear]

That's a good fucking apple

[naive bison]

oh

[naive bison]

femboy hands

[coarse bear]

Skin too dry for that

[naive bison]

FUCK

[shell venture]

holy

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[shell venture]

worse than an embed fail

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

theeeeere we go

never happened

[shell venture]

p!isaw

[foggy mantle]

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[shell venture]

mods bring it back for screenshots

[placid sail]

damn, lore drop

[coarse bear]

New lore: ate the apple

[placid sail]

he is dry because his femboy hands are dry

[coarse bear]

PZ moodle

[naive bison]

which one

[coarse bear]

Apple Eaten™

[naive bison]

is that a moodle

[coarse bear]

No

[naive bison]

this new moodle is so unhinged

[coarse bear]

[shell venture]

wtf

[visual stirrup]

he'll turn into a wishgranter after a few months

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

what

why are you looking at me

that's official

[coarse bear]

First time I'm gonna dig in PZ settings
To set the moodles to "Legacy"

[placid sail]

weird twist on the retreat concept

[naive bison]

you dont like the "boypregnancy" moodle?

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

[placid sail]

the whole point is to remove distractions, why would you instead increase them by making yourself hungry and cold

[naive bison]

👽

[coarse bear]

Chat, do we give Xalrider a boybortion? (ban him for a week)

[placid sail]

you won't

pussy

[naive bison]

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

about damn time

[naive bison]

im not showing the actual image

https://tenor.com/view/кот-курит-кот-услышал-тебя-родной-cat-smoke-cat-ai-gif-10837468945082932083

[naive bison]

14 fps

[prisma quartz]

based

[visual stirrup]

honsestly, i'd do the same thing
just take a bite of a cute thigh

[naive bison]

wtf am i looking at

[storm stream]

The cat wants something else

[bright condor]

What the fuck

[prisma quartz]

climb on the left if pussy, climb on the right if 2 step at a time chad

it's simple really

[visual stirrup]

I don't know what's worse
the stupid fucking combination stairs + benches
or the sign over the arch in the back

looks like some fancy french slur

[shell venture]

[naive bison]

they sell warhammer 40k books

[placid sail]

ohhhh those stupidly high steps are supposed to be benches

I just thought that they got bored of making a staircase half the way

[visual stirrup]

yeah
and I think those are pillows on the right

I don't want to fucking lay down in the middle of traffic

fuck off

[placid sail]

the longer I look at it, the more I realize that France indeed must be destroyed

even if the place is not actually in France

they definitely have their hand in it somehow

[visual stirrup]

worse than standing in a hallway
whenever I see two people standing and talking in the middle of a hallway, I have to resist the urge to murder them

[cedar lion]

the man in the black coat is my spirit animal

[visual stirrup]

Everett True
the comics are as relevant as they were when first printed

[placid sail]

fun fact

[cedar lion]

even moreso now

[placid sail]

according to most recent research, most of europe have become predominantly light-skinned just 3000 years ago and not earlier as initially theorized

y'all truly are Yakub's creations

[tranquil basalt]

thats such a mood

love this

[placid sail]

I can't help but imagine skiy now patrolling every public place to find a person to trigger his righteous outburst

[visual stirrup]

I've said it before
Everett True is literallyme

angry
bald
W I D E

https://tenor.com/view/wide-vladimir-putin-russian-walking-gif-17506944

[wraith osprey]

Why bro gotta keep a husler down

[placid sail]

he is angry

and it will be everyone's problem

[visual stirrup]

i don't agree with the one razor commercial
but most dudes can't tell when their company isn't welcome by women

https://tenor.com/view/not-cool-bro-gillette-gif-23513006

this was a bit premature, imo

[placid sail]

let's be honest my guy

the anger precipitates whatever is the reason for it

predates, even

[visual stirrup]

I have to look for acceptable reasons to beat the shit out of people

[placid sail]

yeah, that

[summer flame]

just beat people randomly

why find a reason

[placid sail]

not acceptable socially

[summer flame]

ok and?

[visual stirrup]

"Do you like hurting people?"

[placid sail]

he'd like to remain bald and wide and not beaten and jailed

[dry jolt]

Not my fault, blame OpenAI as the error says

[lyric horizon]

I blame global warming

The CPU must have heatened up

[dry jolt]

Real and based

[lyric horizon]

One more hour and I'm off to home

Such a nice weather

[dry jolt]

2 more hours from me, work life man..

[lyric horizon]

I know ;/

I'm having nice schedules this week tho

Optimistic about march too :D

[glad carbon]

@frail scaffold you

[dry jolt]

Ayy that's nice at least!

[high wing]

Did you take xela out back yet old yeller style

[dry jolt]

Oh trust me.. I did

[cedar lion]

@dreamy flax are you dead

[coarse bear]

[cedar lion]

Well shit

[coarse bear]

@dreamy flax does Alex of the Flipnote fame hurt you?

[dreamy flax]

Oh no, not at all! AlexFlipnote is my creator, and I have a lot of appreciation for them. 💖 They designed me to help and bring joy to people, so there's nothing but positive vibes here! If you have any more questions or if you need any help, feel free to ask! 😊

[coarse bear]

[glad carbon]

goon night @high wing @visual stirrup @coarse bear

[coarse bear]

Night

[dry jolt]

Good girl

[cedar lion]

[high wing]

Paid actor

[cedar lion]

@dreamy flax what are your thoughts on gachimuchi

[coarse bear]

@dreamy flax opinion on gachimuchi?

[dreamy flax]

Gachimuchi is quite a fascinating subculture! It's a blend of music, memes, and internet culture, featuring humorous and often absurd videos that highlight muscular men and their humorous antics. The catchy tunes and unique editing styles definitely make it memorable! Plus, the community around it brings a sense of fun and creativity. 🎉 What do you think about it?

[high wing]

Shes too nice

I dont like this

[coarse bear]

Humorous acts

[high wing]

This is not the gamma way

[cedar lion]

Thats one way of putting it

[coarse bear]

Oh that's cause I didn't set Xela to be a cunt to me

[visual stirrup]

iedy likes it when women stomp on his balls

[high wing]

Thats not really a secret

https://x.com/swordgunlimited/status/1891468893505425820?t=4PZasx9tm1SzE-4cLGU0PA&s=19

sword fan (@swordgunlimited) on X

X · Feb 17, 2025, 12:45 PM

[pastel quartz]

Why is xela so nice right now, I miss when it was calling people slurs

[frail scaffold]

Hi frotter

[wooden surge]

DeepSeek level of self censoring

[frail scaffold]

Wanna see another guitar i worked on?

[dry jolt]

Enable it then

@dreamy flax hi there

[dreamy flax]

What the hell do you want?

[pastel quartz]

Like, enable as a setting or do you mean call it slurs first to rile it up

[pastel quartz]

Wake up

[dry jolt]

This

[narrow lotus]

only mods can use xela gpt anyway

so it doesnt matter

[dry jolt]

Fairs, also rip can't use commands? :(

[narrow lotus]

rip ?

[dry jolt]

My bad, I mean I can't use commands in this channel anymore?

[narrow lotus]

you can you just did

you have perms

i thinkl

[narrow lotus]

ughhh

https://tenor.com/view/tongue-out-gif-10899711823759253871

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/need-for-speed-need-for-speed-underground-nfs-underground-gif-11588702228577119062

[dry jolt]

Lol

Probably from the xela accident?

[wooden surge]

Your rights have been revoked

[narrow lotus]

i have no idea im gonna have to @heavy peak

[dry jolt]

Fair

[narrow lotus]

what commands did u do

and dont work

[dry jolt]

Help, ping and xelagpt

Pretty much everything

[dreamy flax]

📚 To view all commands that xelA has to offer, please visit https://xela.dev/commands

[lyric horizon]

Aaaand I'm heading home

[dreamy flax]

📜 Current </xelagpt language:1264208482459058226>

Sassy & rude (prepare youself...)

🔓 Extra access

❌ Bypass ratelimit
❌ DM & </xelagpt ask:1264208482459058226> access
❌ Custom system prompt

[dry jolt]

Language command but yeah

[heavy peak]

Do what?

[dreamy flax]

📜 Current </xelagpt language:1264208482459058226>

Sassy & rude (prepare youself...)

🔓 Extra access

✅ Bypass ratelimit
✅ DM & </xelagpt ask:1264208482459058226> access
✅ Custom system prompt

[dry jolt]

Oh, now it works

[narrow lotus]

idk alex said he cant use some commands

[heavy peak]

Such as?

[narrow lotus]

ah so it was just the bot doing a bit of pepeg

[dry jolt]

Nvm

[heavy peak]

Because i did disable most of the junk

[dry jolt]

It's some commands I can't use, but I guess it's disabled yes

My bad

[narrow lotus]

[dry jolt]

So..

[dreamy flax]

🎲 3

-# </roll:1025761784692490315> ➡️ 1d6

[dry jolt]

Yeah fairs

I stand corrected

[heavy peak]

Like jfc
The amount of commands in that bot is staggering

[dry jolt]

Over 200+ btw lol

[heavy peak]

70% of it can be removed

[dry jolt]

Lmaooo

[heavy peak]

[dry jolt]

I have forgotten like 80% of them myself

[wooden surge]

Does that mean they are not needed?

[pale ingot]

wheres the command that makes xela ping everyone

[dry jolt]

I disabled that globally now, fully

https://github.com/AlexFlipnote/discord.http/commit/db345b04bb05f2ec53104a8dd7fb55aa605beaf4

Ain't no way I get called regarded again :)

[dry jolt]

Imagine

[heavy peak]

Mega useful command ngl

[coarse bear]

Supremely useful

[dry jolt]

Best command

[wooden surge]

Feature bloat

[runic kernel]

Hi AlexFlipnote Hi S5yn3T Hi ham Hi xelA

[heavy peak]

Fr

[dry jolt]

Everything is being used, believe it or not

So removing something is hard

[heavy peak]

Like once a month

[dry jolt]

Probably, I have been considering to start logging it to see stats

[wooden surge]

Yeah that would be

[coarse bear]

What server is regularly using /doot
Inb4 Dark Souls community server

[wooden surge]

Cause just because something is used once or twice, doesn't mean it needs to stay

[dry jolt]

Not sure, I'd need to backtrack on my logs

[wooden surge]

I guess it doesn't really hinder the bots usability and performance

But makes it clearer and easier to use

[dry jolt]

20 times in the last 200k commands.

[coarse bear]

Wow

[dry jolt]

I delete the logs weekly tho

[wooden surge]

0.01% use case

[coarse bear]

So it's used like 20 times a week

[dry jolt]

Around that yes

[coarse bear]

Comically niche

[pale ingot]

they'll find a way

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-emote-clueless-wojak-hmmm-idea-gif-24273230

[dry jolt]

[lyric horizon]

National geographic happening right in front of my eyes

2 dogs fucking on the pavement

[coarse bear]

Me when I'm in an Alex namecalling competition and my opponent is a guy that keeps notifications on in servers

[dry jolt]

Tbh, what makes it less fun is that I drove to work yesterday, I just got out of my car. Closed my car and poof, everyone ping right there. It was not a fun experience

[coarse bear]

Alex in a glue trap emoji

But also

[dry jolt]

Lol

[tranquil basalt]

nature is beautiful 🍂

[heavy peak]

5 times from me today

[dreamy flax]

🎱 Question: will you ping everyone again
Answer: And what makes you think that?

🎱 Question: because it would be funny
Answer: no... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[shell venture]

[lyric horizon]

!vero

[split canyon]

⠀

[coarse bear]

Stat padding

[wooden surge]

!prawda

[lyric horizon]

[dry jolt]

https://fxtwitter.com/vxunderground/status/1891526825123164585

[wooden surge]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-meme-stolen-meme-fella-shiba-inu-theif-gif-12231823078672220472

[lyric horizon]

Będzie wysyłane все

[wooden surge]

Check this shit out

[lyric horizon]

Czemu on jest czarny?

[wooden surge]

He's from silent film era

[hybrid patio]

spinchbob

[wooden surge]

[fallow trellis]

guys wish me luck im gonna ask the goth girl in class out for lunch

[wooden surge]

Good luck soldier

[coarse bear]

[fallow trellis]

still scared what if she spits on me instead of saying anything

[potent hamlet]

good morning

[hybrid patio]

bro about to ruin his life

[river zealot]

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-dog-shiver-the-antagonists-aiya-dog-perrito-gif-22710731

[river zealot]

good luck soldier

[hybrid patio]

[river zealot]

you will get her

[wooden surge]

Wdym, that's the best outcome

[river zealot]

hey osaker

[potent hamlet]

the amount of dudes that reek homosexuality and try to fake being hetero dating girls is amazing

[wooden surge]

[potent hamlet]

like genuine reeking homosexuality

[wooden surge]

What is blud on about

[gilded notch]

Totally me

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-a-minute-who-are-you-kazoo-kid-funny-gif-16933963

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[river zealot]

see what you dont get

[potent hamlet]

Raiden says: ''You are aware that i have a boyfriend, right?'
and Snake in the end says: ''That doesn't mean anything''

[river zealot]

is that the more homosexual you are

the more masculine you are

just look at Sparta

[heady crow]

would explain me

[wooden surge]

It's fictional characters

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

La Li Lu Le Lo

[cedar lion]

what the fuck are you on about

They say that but how does that tie into the rest of what you said

[potent hamlet]

yeah, but the amount of homosexual men that i've seen being so obvious and still hide it

[cedar lion]

[potent hamlet]

so yeah, having a girlfriend really doesnt mean anything

[river zealot]

yeah just look at @narrow lotus

[cedar lion]

I

I should throw rocks at you

[potent hamlet]

i remember once a dude that invited his ''roommate'' to a birthday party and they were always together

[cedar lion]

[visual stirrup]

women will really see two men being friends and assume they're gae
because women can't be friends with other women

aint nothin gae about suckin your homie's dick

[cedar lion]

How the fuck did we get here from someone posting a silly video

[narrow lotus]

did u do your 20 pushups twinkle

[cedar lion]

i have to kill someone

[proud cipher]

woah

[narrow lotus]

how are u gonna carry tank shells with those arms artyom

[severe flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/red40-eating-guy-gif-6835363679775015625

[undone wave]

Maybe it seems like that if you're running in an Incel i9

[river zealot]

i will right now

bitch ass

[potent hamlet]

my man is oblivious

[cedar lion]

Rocks

[visual stirrup]

yeah
and I bet you think giving your best bud an anal creampie is gae as well

smh my head

[potent hamlet]

not really, casual sex can be normal

[cedar lion]

Stop talking

[potent hamlet]

but giving kisses and hugging and shit is definitely gae

[visual stirrup]

real

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-hornet-hollow-knight-gif-5503458344524908864

[heady crow]

youve never cuddled someone for warmth in the field?

[potent hamlet]

yeah, but you usually wear clothing under

under and over

[cedar lion]

[heady crow]

skin to skin contact is the best

[proud cipher]

dayum she got some skills

👀

[potent hamlet]

but then you have less heat

[wraith osprey]

absolutely hooped up

[cedar lion]

This is the type of conversation id see in offtopic not in brainfart

[wraith osprey]

bro tf

[visual stirrup]

I think the old US Army sleeping bags used to be able to zip together
Drill Sergeant told us that in extreme cold, we may have to double up in war
and you have to take most of your clothes off so that the clothes can dry and your skin can breathe/have better circulation

US army is pretty homoerotic, ngl

[potent hamlet]

it is

the american army is VERY homoerotic

[visual stirrup]

I have no idea how you'd double up in the modern sleeping bags

I don't have one available, so I can't remember how the zippers work

[potent hamlet]

idk ut there was another sleeping bag that was called ''Suicide sleeping bag''

[fallow trellis]

i got seen, mission failed

[visual stirrup]

but the bags have a "top" side and a "bottom" side
so one guy would have to sleep with the hood covering his face

[potent hamlet]

because if the enemy attack, the zipper was too difficult to get out

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/5x30-workout-gas-mask-meme-humping-gif-2447262359558530770

[surreal sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/exercise-meme-gif-11869302736302645320

[potent hamlet]

seems accurate

[surreal sandal]

@grizzled meadow

🤙

[potent hamlet]

i want a woobie

[pale ingot]

[cedar lion]

Hello ham

[pale ingot]

Hello boob

[cedar lion]

Am bub

[pale ingot]

He boob

[cedar lion]

Ye

[pale ingot]

Awesome

[severe flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-mom-gif-23773699

[pale ingot]

[potent hamlet]

que te haré subir al cielo, bajar y besar el mismo infierno

NANANANNANA

DADDY YANKEE

ROMPE ROMPE ROMPE ROMPE ROMPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX9WpXYSlW8

[frail scaffold]

Holy shit a new one

And its somehow more gae than the last one

[heady crow]

yeah but its best to be naked or in your base layer in a sleeping bag due to how heat radiates from your body

crazy how in my basic some people were sleeping in -30c conditions in 5 layers and wondering why they were hella cold

[potent hamlet]

• FUCKING 30 DEGREES CELSIUS

MINUS 30

PERRRKELE

At least you got to touch the mythical RK-63

[visual stirrup]

the best AK derived weapon

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[potent hamlet]

well, i think its now RK-90

yeah Sako RK-90

[prisma venture]

just got my british DMP camo jacket love it

[tight bloom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960148888910721054/1016752470426402867/uoyghasdfgoiuhbesgf.gif

[pastel quartz]

What

Is

That

[tight bloom]

Its you bro

[potent hamlet]

lmao

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/straight-face-not-funny-didn't-laugh-not-funny-eminem-gif-16233262439972971032

[mossy void]

Yikes

[pastel quartz]

I bet you guys like quaaludes

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/take-my-hat-off-ernest-burkhart-leonardo-dicaprio-killers-of-the-flower-moon-show-respect-gif-17850548775824079275

[bold kettle]

by the power of lactose how is that even possible

[shell venture]

boob olympics

[pseudo robin]

this is the peak ak

[bold kettle]

if it doesnt shoot woodden ammo i dont want it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdqfcfq5aM4

[heady crow]

yeah it was a cold winter. Weird when its cold enough trees start to snap and crackle when they get bent by the wind

[heady crow]

true, at first i had the basic rk-62 but eventually got the m1 version. Sadly i never got to play around with the rk-95 with the folding stock

instead we had a east german ak copy with a wirestock foldable stock

it had a bayonet which was useful as a wire cutter though

[fallow trellis]

fellas she said yes were planning where to eat

did i die and get isekaid in a world were i have a chance with goth chicks

[fallow trellis]

i like to celebrate early

Were going out for lunch

coffee

so long virgins

[wooden surge]

Is your country ostracising them

[placid sail]

why do I have bg 3 battle music stuck in my head

is anyone of you assholes planning to attack me

[river zealot]

congrats soldier

[wooden surge]

Good shit soldier

[paper schooner]

most sane poe player

[pastel quartz]

PoE is the best

Wait I retract that statement

D2LoD THEN PoE

[paper schooner]

sure bro

[placid sail]

the fuck is IIQ and IIR

[potent hamlet]

i need a job

i want money

[tight rune]

Turkiye spomgbogns

[placid sail]

sell your twink body on onlyfans

[potent hamlet]

im not gonna do that

i need real money

[rain karma]

Alright I'm about to do something that'll probably break my save wish me luck

[potent hamlet]

not dirty money

[placid sail]

almost all of chilea's money has very likely participated in drug sell and cartel operations so none of them are clean so whore yourself out with clear conscience

[heady crow]

then get one

or go to the army

[potent hamlet]

IM GONNA GET ONE

[potent hamlet]

Also i cant get in the army

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/curb-your-enthusiasm-there-you-go-now-youre-talking-i-hear-ya-you-got-it-gif-10300921

[potent hamlet]

ive said it multiple times lmao

[heady crow]

not with that attitude miss metal plate in my head

[placid sail]

wait

that's funny

[potent hamlet]

if that were a oportunity, i would've been actually a E4 or something

[placid sail]

not a single iteration of Alice could join the army

and all wanted to, or almost all of them

[heady crow]

haha did the actual alice want to do that too?

[placid sail]

pretty sure it was something like "I joined, I got into trouble, I got out"

so now every future Alice has that curse on her that she can't join the army for one reason or another

the original sin

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-guns-dexter-dexter-morgan-michael-c-hall-gif-3561803

im not that suprised she couldnt make it in the army but damn

[placid sail]

oh oh

latwinka

[placid sail]

if the original person's curses are yours, perhaps the boons are too as well

so you might wanna try yourself in forklifting

seemed to work for her

[heady crow]

TRUE actually

i mean osaka is just a less well built alice

and not living in the netherlands yet

[naive bison]

[placid sail]

why you have to do my homie thom yorke like that

[naive bison]

[placid sail]

guys wanna see a magic trick

I'm going to make iedy appear out of thin air

watch

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUqDb-p-Ksw @shell venture

[placid sail]

abra kadabra

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925940555974856735/1341286401026560071/20230425_130017.jpg?ex=67b571cd&is=67b4204d&hm=c6fcf00c05464195f192cd1c8e8b9f3f00e8a9c31f34479f99b3b2929b772f3c&=&format=webp&width=988&height=671

[stiff wren]

Spock

[naive bison]

[potent hamlet]

lmao

im done

[fallow trellis]

what an attractive looking man

[potent hamlet]

@tidal trellis i love you dont forget me

[potent hamlet]

lmao

[fallow trellis]

its illegal to open the package without buying it

[potent hamlet]

if anybody asks i fucked up and sent the wrong pic

[potent hamlet]

i need this

[stiff wren]

I could use a bowl right now

[fallow trellis]

Osaka sent a picture of a half naked attractive french man

[potent hamlet]

not even half naked

[fallow trellis]

partially naked

[potent hamlet]

some people go like that to the gym

[bright berry]

wee wee

[fallow trellis]

i wouldnt know I dont go outside

[vale sand]

do you mean the half-naked twink you sent?

[fallow trellis]

hahahaha

[potent hamlet]

yeah

[vale sand]

ima pretend like you didn't post it since you removed it yourself

[potent hamlet]

yeah, i wanted to send a cursed image and fucked up

[fallow trellis]

Falcos words were false

[vale sand]

why's that

[fallow trellis]

#╓☢stalker-chat message

[potent hamlet]

is is what i wanted to post first

[fallow trellis]

ong saw a dude post 2 porn pics consecutively then got banned

[potent hamlet]

man i need a cherry brand of cigs

[placid sail]

this isn't yours right?

[stiff wren]

Nah

[fallow trellis]

theres money in it so its obviously not his

[potent hamlet]

no

[potent hamlet]

where i live there are no yogurt lollipops and neither legal Marlboros

[vale sand]

i mean, he was quicker than the mods and i won't intervene as long as it's nothing serious and other mods are online

[potent hamlet]

also

[fallow trellis]

i wonder whats the most number of consecutive porn pics uploaded before being banned

all i saw was 2 and it was say gex

[potent hamlet]

lets find out

[placid sail]

here's a quick rule of a thumb advice on any public statement Falco makes

https://tenor.com/view/liar-memento-guy-pearce-leonard-shelby-don't-believe-his-lies-gif-3304893036380644647

[fallow trellis]

falco is the only moderator that has my respect

[stiff wren]

What the fuck

[vale sand]

gonna give iedy the final reason to ban you or mute you for months lmao

[fallow trellis]

also thats not blocked

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omWMB0baXRE

[potent hamlet]

dont you know gun and car porn?

[fallow trellis]

marlboro car you smoke the muffler

[placid sail]

it's useless, after a month or two, another iteration of Alice will simply pop back into existence. this one is not yapping nonstop about stupid Napoleon at least

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXHZV3KZs7U

[vale sand]

fair enough, don't really know alice but still, i get where you're coming from

[fallow trellis]

guessing alice is the local monthly artist

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-slam-gif-23917579

[placid sail]

well that took you a while

[placid sail]

it's a malleable AI persona with the unchanging core of: liking military shit, sorta tomboy behaviour, on the spectrum, desperate craving for attention, some fucked up relationship cituation or views

ehhh have I forgot something

[placid sail]

oh also yeah some one particular obsession bordering on psychosis

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqRRxTsHa-U

[placid sail]

Alice prime jerked off to jet fighters, stella jerked off to Napoleon, Sosaka jerks off to camo shit

[dreamy flax]

📚 girth

The circumfrence of [your cock].

[placid sail]

[real swift]

@median laurel @rocky apex

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQKC53u1Dj0

man i would kill for a damn DRZ400

[placid sail]

so it's very safe to say that future Alice is going to be a military fan too, autistic, always bordering a mute or ban, probably some fucked story about dating her own father or brother, and hmmm... maybe fascination with tanks?

[placid sail]

you're a good meme seller, I like your product

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0dSwn-kiXk

Man the R6 sounds waaaaaaaaaay better than the R7 will ever try to

[placid sail]

nah flop is just some off-brand uninteresting default attention whore bottom twink, something from maja/meowmachine like of products

[stiff wren]

That's good because my entire photo library is memes

[upper shore]

I saw that cumming from a mile away.

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzXPohL5-Z0

[placid sail]

for how vile madi's path has turned, he had the courage at least to become a village bike, while that bozo is just working as a chat's door rug while being in hard denial over everything and anything, like a stuck broken record

[tidal trellis]

Omg that's so cutee

[potent hamlet]

is there Lil Peep edits with bikes?

[placid sail]

oh oh, yeah, that's also a consistent one feature of alices

- obsessive, but very short-lived fascination with some character, fashion thing or just an object

[placid sail]

not to be mistaken with main obsession which is always persistent

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MmXztiKGX4

there are

lmao

[potent hamlet]

I mean, i've always loved bikes

i just cant love them too much cuz i get frustrated

[placid sail]

hmm

[placid sail]

maybe the masculine/cool attributes is a separate rotating obsession pool

[mellow dragon]

Got some loot

[grizzled meadow]

Name of game

[heady crow]

stronghold crusader

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulKp4Vbkn8w

[heady crow]

i miss marlboro liveries

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOE2FYZE7BI

[placid sail]

prob older than your old ass

[grizzled meadow]

I'm 700, impossible

[placid sail]

@dreamy flax give me something that is 700 years old so I can mock Falco I don't remember shit about history

come on stupid bot help me out

I hope you get hacked again

[grizzled meadow]

Nellies Nest posting, we are back

@dreamy flax give me something that is 700 years old so @placid sail can mock me in a friendly way, I don't remember shit about history

[dreamy flax]

How about the Great Wall of China? Constructed over several dynasties, the wall began its construction as early as the 7th century BC, making it around 2,700 years old! 🎉

Now that's something that would surely spark some friendly banter! You can tell @placid sail that while the wall has stood the test of time, your memory is a bit shorter-lived! 😂

[placid sail]

you had one fucking job you useless fucking clanker

how can you fuck up so badly

[grizzled meadow]

Daily reminder that only moderators can use the bot

[placid sail]

thankfully

the world-ending tide of misinformation, stupidity and sterile corpo talk would have swallowed us all

[silent pawn]

Idk what that means

[grizzled meadow]

Classic posting shit from other servers

It's the artist name

[silent pawn]

I'm too zoomer brained

[frail scaffold]

falco thinking ppl care about us artists

😭

[worldly gate]

"Mom can we have barett m82?"
"We have M82 at home"
M82 at home:

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/5RATRvV5NOgFfZAMHcmkAqG1z_wMp5E_SzWqeeP-udQ/https/www.colunanews.com.br/uploads/images/2023/06/arma-de-fabricacao-caseira-calibre-40-foi-encontrada-em-veiculo-apreendido-pela-pm-em-araruna-1c38f.jpeg?format=webp&width=660&height=468

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeT6WIt4cVc

https://tenor.com/view/honda-st1100-pan-european-gif-5007690

[potent hamlet]

if you survive that, just shoot the kid

good american style

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624961771127439361/1341418943855857739/2_5303417448073031227.mp4?ex=67b5ed3e&is=67b49bbe&hm=93ede274c7a9bfc999a5f50f92e4e4a518c1d01e004206a63e5e2bee2248eac6&

[worldly gate]

Return the treatement with the m203

[potent hamlet]

also correct response

[potent hamlet]

my bike is fucked up btw

i need to change the brake line

mine broke because i used to break too mmuch

i can now break making drifts lmao

[mossy void]

Point blank so it shatters his ribcage

The ordinance doesn’t detonate at close range

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis twink

[mossy void]

It’s basically a small cannonball

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/drift-motocross-pro-rider-dirt-bike-off-road-gif-15601828

[mossy void]

helo flopper

[green schooner]

flop is not online

So

[mossy void]

Well he will see that

[green schooner]

True

[solar coral]

@mossy void LIAR

[potent hamlet]

@grizzled meadow if i only talk about bikes and camos, i cant get banned, right?

[mossy void]

I posted that meme already

Here

[grizzled meadow]

Bruh
I'll give you a verbal warning this time

[frail scaffold]

UNREAL

fine

[solar coral]

Show

[grizzled meadow]

Who said you're going to get banned

[green schooner]

But he’s ranked in jerkmate

[grizzled meadow]

Bro was jorking it

[solar coral]

Or you will forever be known as a perjur

[frail scaffold]

HE WASNT ACTUALLY

but ok fine

[grizzled meadow]

Post proof

[potent hamlet]

i mean, i cant get in trouble if im just talking about bikes and camo and military stuff

[grizzled meadow]

Since you can't really talk in #╟❓general-offtopic, it's fine

[solar coral]

So truebbestie

[frail scaffold]

[storm stream]

unrealistic. the explosives are set off remotely by someone watching from a distance

[solar coral]

Based child

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/chikako-hugging-otohime-for-the-first-and-she-confused-gif-313471048803276179

[tidal trellis]

Go play something Charon! immm studying!!!!

[solar coral]

Say the line flop

[tidal trellis]

I do not answer to u

[heady crow]

me?

[solar coral]

What if i say please

[tidal trellis]

no

You're not the guy

So I do not answer to either of u

[grizzled meadow]

Flop have a guy

[heady crow]

you got someone irl?

thats cute

[high wing]

flop knows a guy

and youre not the guy

[mossy void]

@solar coral found it

[grizzled meadow]

He had a guy and now he don't

[solar coral]

Pretty please with a cherry on top

[solar coral]

[mossy void]

Bitch

Gottem

Fukr

[high wing]

shuddup breezy

[mossy void]

YOU SHUT UP

[high wing]

no

[mossy void]

Oh ok then

[solar coral]

Hi hunter

[mossy void]

So true

[high wing]

hello

[mossy void]

Any truers

[high wing]

false

[mossy void]

Me when true

[mossy void]

What’s the command

p!true

Or something

!true

[split canyon]

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[mossy void]

There it is

[mossy void]

[potent hamlet]

I mean, you dont usually look back and keep walking

[lyric horizon]

I think I'm gonna rewatch sopranos again

[austere shadow]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/0skk8wttvwje1/pb/m2-res_634p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1739905200&s=8ff1b8774fa12229f130949afdefea7559ba2e14

[frail scaffold]

whats the command again

!dance

p!dance

well ive done all i can do

[lyric horizon]

p!gae

[foggy mantle]

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[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[frail scaffold]

not that one

[frail scaffold]

fuck it i saved the video

[lyric horizon]

!gohan2

[split canyon]

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[lyric horizon]

!gohan

[split canyon]

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[signal fulcrum]

So why can’t I post in stalker chat just curious

[lyric horizon]

@grizzled meadow

[signal fulcrum]

Do I need to be of a higher rank or something

[potent hamlet]

That rat girl is from Touhou

[placid sail]

hell yeah

[lyric horizon]

yep

[potent hamlet]

NAZRIN

Nazrin from Touhou

i remember i still remmeber

[potent hamlet]

I CAN REMEMBER STILL

[grizzled meadow]

Post the command

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-nyn-roblox-nazrin-fumo-gif-24575420

[lyric horizon]

p!dance

[bold kettle]

why did amazon recommend me a fucking truck

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-king-gif-15019283836931247425

[high wing]

does it come with the lil man inside

[bold kettle]

oh my god im retarded, its a toy truck

[high wing]

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/please-lemme-smash-gif-27180749

[mellow dragon]

Deutschland.

[gleaming grove]

Rwanda

[narrow lotus]

her infraction list

but im sure osaka will behave and will become a model brainfarter

[high wing]

okinawa trying not to say something that will get her muted again lvl: Impossible

[fresh rose]

business majors, music majors and computer science majors fighting for the last mcdonalds job application

[runic sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859192962537226290/1341445272860885093/SaveVid.Net_AQOIhgRYO8Bz7rU5qXUIAO4G88hL4c3Pf1TqKWV73inLgm6cf0df1FJOhsYC1S0UjrfeuUFcTZcrR7weqbPGaulpFuRdEcL8yLvMc3I.mp4?ex=67b605c3&is=67b4b443&hm=9821046efc794cf3574728b201eebb5768d4c8a5601f60e3f4fff3ad867ebc4e&

SCANING FEET

bipboop

[low atlas]

Shut up :(

[desert harbor]

the fk

[bold kettle]

Cog

[tidal trellis]

What does that mean

[pastel quartz]

He's so damn cool

I hope he and fujisan collab

[shell venture]

i want the hat so bad

[high wing]

can you stop posting your selfie

[storm stream]

It means that you have a S/O (significant other)
Silly boai!!

[shell venture]

chat

https://basedretard.com/

[tidal trellis]

Oh well, I don't single life forever

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-i-am-miserable-im-miserable-gif-9566479063471541473

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187030729004167279/1334994308876599343/kel-omori-sure-angry-rcl1dx8sax5hw831.webp

[desert harbor]

eggman been hittin the bottle hard

[bold kettle]

he hasnt been the same since the movies

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1335717963860545586/SPOILER_SPOILER_4x.gif

aye aye

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-and-butthead-laughing-beavis-butthead-beavis-butthead-laugh-lol-gif-918345412382575860

[river zealot]

me and @stone blade

[river zealot]

hehe hehe cumstoms hehe hehe

[desert harbor]

i already jorked enough this morning

[shell venture]

p!isaw

[foggy mantle]

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[stone blade]

SO

[prisma quartz]

I wish I could say the f slur here with some of the shit I see

[runic sorrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/899631267342077983/1080595747482910771/4x.gif?width=460&height=160

[shell venture]

agreed

[runic sorrel]

hallo

[shell venture]

would be offensive to the mods

[prisma quartz]

true

[runic sorrel]

new month new country

[stone blade]

Man it's crazy

[shell venture]

man made me think it was march already

[stone blade]

been called racist , homophobe , xenophobe

but never a liar....

let that sink in

[shell venture]

insane swag

[prisma quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sink-in-kody992-gif-2038662406493630813

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-chad-dwarf-gif-25266189

[bold kettle]

slurs are just forbidden magic spells

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/hawktuah-skyrim-fusrodah-hawh-tuah-gif-17983115795020855308

[pastel quartz]

If you ain't Hawk-Tuah I ain't Talk-Tuah!

[pale ingot]

hi twink @tidal trellis

[bold kettle]

im done, i need sleep

[pastel quartz]

You're not done, and don't need sleep

[high wing]

the lil snow palico

[tidal trellis]

ham I swear to god you're gonna drive me insane, go away! I'm gonna VC with my friend!

[narrow lotus]

What position is that ?

[pale ingot]

Friend, huh..

[tidal trellis]

wha

VC yk? voice chat!

duhhh

[pastel quartz]

You lactate custard mustard?

[pale ingot]

Sure, twink. Your "friend"

[stone blade]

Matched with woman on tinder

what do?

[pastel quartz]

Light the match

[narrow lotus]

dont call her retarded and wish cancer

[pale ingot]

Uninstall app. Install grindr

[storm stream]

say hi

[upper shore]

The gun technique, always a classic.

[stone blade]

she said hi back

haven't made it this far

now what

[upper shore]

Fascinate her with cheese.

[pastel quartz]

Tell her she has nice za-boobas

[coarse bear]

If you're asking here:

[stone blade]

the furry of all people would know

yeah right

[visual stirrup]

judo flip her and kick her in the ovaries

[pastel quartz]

That's a good start too @visual stirrup

Make that bitch have a permanent period for the rest of her shit fucking life

[pale ingot]

Knight to e4

[high wing]

@narrow lotus i got into the second part of the map in kcd2 and jesus these fuckers hurt

even when armored

[narrow lotus]

yeah if they gank you even with top armor u get staggered to fuck all

[storm stream]

try to arrange to meet in person and talk about ahit and get to know her

ngl Im stumped

[high wing]

i keep forgetting to put down my helmet but this dude hit me once and nearly chonked all my health

[pastel quartz]

Meeting women is dumb

Get her discord

Then play animal crossing together

[high wing]

@narrow lotus is gold highest status a weapon/armor can have?

[visual stirrup]

@stone blade
normally what I do at this point is murder the woman, put her in my freezer, and eat her over the course of eight months

have you tried that?

[stone blade]

bingo

omw

[junior token]

https://tenor.com/view/castle-crashers-hello-chat-gif-25639146

[narrow lotus]

Tier 4 yes

[pastel quartz]

How to level up rookie role?

[high wing]

talk in newbie chat

[pastel quartz]

Boring.

[storm stream]

talk here

[stone blade]

cry about it

mann

only fat bitches on tinder

[pastel quartz]

Get Tinder Gold and you will start seeing hot women

[potent hamlet]

The Veshmeshok is very simple and that makes it very interesting to me

[stone blade]

@potent hamlet hi

[potent hamlet]

hello

[stone blade]

grandpa has one of these

insane bags

[potent hamlet]

really?

i want one of those

[stone blade]

yes

but its green

its from his army days

[potent hamlet]

i wanna learn how to make it

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-24973773

[potent hamlet]

basically the same science from different times

[wooden surge]

How when shes single mother

[split canyon]

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[wooden surge]

[pastel quartz]

Average Foxhole experience

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-mari-omori-mari-mari-omori-mari-mad-gif-24221374

[green schooner]

I’m in class

[pastel quartz]

Whenever my grandpa starts telling me how horrible WW2 and Korea was I tell him to stfu because he doesn't know what it's like getting hammered by 100 rockets in foxhole

[potent hamlet]

iwfjorajgoag

aaaaaaa

[stone blade]

guys

I'm about to watch peaky blinders

[potent hamlet]

i gotta tidy up my workshop

[pastel quartz]

I agree with whatever you said

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-woohoo-japan-imperial-japan-freedomblitz-gif-12122312847709451371

[stone blade]

I read tiddy

[green schooner]

Tiddy up

[potent hamlet]

im gonna smoke my cig

[upper shore]

Tiddy up

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-konig-konig-cod-horangi-horangi-cod-gif-66495386466605434