#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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naive bison
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Its more like pushing boundaries and seeing what holds up in court

eager igloo
inland jackal
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Vanilla skull4k

eager igloo
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Whatever

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Bored of this

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I need a new phone anyway

inland jackal
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@eager igloo jokergehalt

glad carbon
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menace why are you polish

eager igloo
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To annoy you

naive bison
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Honestly deserved

eager igloo
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Says you caught

naive bison
eager igloo
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And I have more rights that you

naive bison
narrow lotus
eager igloo
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Government has a monopoly on violence

naive bison
grizzled meadow
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It's a mix of three famous italian dishes, what do you want to know

naive bison
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πŸ–• peepostarechamp2

eager igloo
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I will rip off yours

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Dickhead

narrow lotus
inland jackal
naive bison
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Short ass

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Goblin

narrow lotus
# inland jackal <:what3:1176161838271037451>

A Serb, a Croat and a Bosniak are arrested in Iran for drinking alcohol.
The court sentences them to 10 whip lashes each, but everyone is allowed to make a special request beforehand.

First up is the Serb. "I request a pillow strapped on my back!" he says. After 2 lashes it rips apart and his back gets completely torn open.

Second up is the Croat. "I request two pillows strapped on my back!" he says. After 4 lashes it rips apart and his back gets completely torn open.

Third up is the Bosniak. The judge says "since you are a fellow muslim, you can make 2 requests!".

"My first request is for 100 lashes!" the Bosniak shouts. Bewildered the judge asks "And your second request?".

"Strap the Serb on my back!"

naive bison
narrow lotus
inland jackal
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I mean

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There are versions of that joke

narrow lotus
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Probably

inland jackal
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We usually put the Croatian on the recieving side

narrow lotus
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We would put the Gypsy and he doesnt even have to break any law

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But they stole the whip

eager igloo
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I swear microsoft engineers work overtime everyday to make my life miserable

glad carbon
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good work

eager igloo
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JUST LEAVE YOUR SHIT LIKE IT IS

inland jackal
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@narrow lotus we had 2 flags near the entrance to the college im going to
Serbian flag and flag of the city

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Serbian flag is gone caught

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @worldly robin (skallop0677_53908) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 day to change ur offensive pfp / name / bio or banned #πŸ“„rules

inland jackal
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He dindu nufin

narrow lotus
inland jackal
narrow lotus
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It is now Upper Macedonia

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We fuckin lost

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foggy mantleBOT
narrow lotus
inland jackal
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What am i looking at

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@low atlas get to translation

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@narrow lotus dude with down syndrome passed by me, i gotta take a pic

naive bison
glad carbon
naive bison
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BROKE FELLA DETECTION SOFTWARE

eager igloo
glad carbon
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has OP ever heard of gout

placid sail
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ΠΆΠΈΠ·Π°

naive bison
# eager igloo

In my search for eggs I always end up in your moms womb caught

placid sail
naive bison
visual stirrup
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ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π°Π³Ρ€Π°

glad carbon
dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Gout / Ι‘aʊt

  • A painful inflammation of the big toe and foot caused by defects in uric acid metabolism resulting in deposits of the acid and its salts in the blood and joints
visual stirrup
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joint pain from too much salt

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and fat

placid sail
# eager igloo

that piece of butter on top of the steak is just a cherry on top of a fat fuck cake

glad carbon
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urates come from certain meat groups and booze

naive bison
glad carbon
naive bison
glad carbon
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kings would get it on purpose to show off how lavish they lived

naive bison
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I'm safe

glad carbon
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im pretty sure all red meats have urates

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i think the one food he mentioned that's fine for gout are eggs

placid sail
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@river zealot

glad carbon
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@placid sail also hiii budy :3

placid sail
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hewwo

visual stirrup
# placid sail <@1049089806715596810>

how does garbage like this make money after the advent of AI?
actually, the person doing this must be using ai if they're charging such low prices

naive bison
placid sail
river zealot
placid sail
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ΠΏΠΎΠΊΡƒΠΏΠ°Π»

ancient barn
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contributing the the psy-op πŸ˜”

river zealot
ancient barn
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smh

tepid pebble
naive bison
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He's in his gosling phase

river zealot
naive bison
river zealot
eager igloo
glad carbon
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@eager igloo

inland jackal
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@eager igloo jokergehalt

fleet silo
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@eager igloo

inland jackal
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I stayed quiet as well and he left

eager igloo
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I did

inland jackal
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I wonder if he comes back

fleet silo
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I love you guys. Hope this year is going well so far gamers

inland jackal
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No homo

naive bison
naive bison
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time for lunch

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rice

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turkey ham, grilled

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and a fruit and flower tea with lemon jam in it

naive bison
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vtuber

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not watching, plus kill yourself x2

glad carbon
fleet silo
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I personally hope you're doing well in life man. I hope it's all smooth sailing and bright days, and cool nights. I'm rooting for you. You are the man

glad carbon
fleet silo
naive bison
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was gonna have some baked beans and mushrooms i have in the fridge but im trynna diet

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gonna leave that for dinner

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i buy these glass jars of baked beans at the grocery store, they're awesome

fleet silo
heady crow
naive bison
heady crow
cedar ridge
fallow trellis
placid sail
shell venture
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wait a minute

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mods

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foreskinrevolution

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wtf it's real

river zealot
broken topaz
narrow lotus
proud cipher
stone blade
naive bison
# proud cipher

i want a universe where bears were domesticated instead of dogs

proud cipher
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u would go fking bankrupt if u had to feed that mf

fresh rose
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I'd just let em eat my neighbour

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And then when the cops come to take my bear just let em kill the police

narrow lotus
ancient barn
narrow lotus
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think we sohuld make bouncing yaris on this

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no

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a bouncing lada

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see this is why i would need tree

ancient barn
river zealot
grizzled meadow
river zealot
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falco lives in some poor guy's attic

narrow lotus
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there, i did it

glad carbon
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@river zealot do u have to wear this

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scoliosis fella

river zealot
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its not as bad

glad carbon
naive bison
native jungle
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No, he mango now.

river zealot
inland jackal
grizzled meadow
# river zealot wdym "alone"

I had to move from where I was staying, too much money and the place was a hole full of mold, not working furnitures, cold as fuck, I couldn't even open a radiator because money

Now I live with another dude and we share expenses, I pay less money, the house is bigger, everything works and I definetely feel less cold

river zealot
hazy finch
grizzled meadow
tidal trellis
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oh no dread I forgot they added ep1 and ep2 to the original game and all the achievements, now its no longer perfect

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now I gotta fix this shit

hazy finch
inland jackal
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@tidal trellis
Gman, smash or pass

tidal trellis
tidal trellis
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shush W

inland jackal
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Twink

inland jackal
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Cause the colors are black and yellow Chadge

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@tidal trellis opinions on Black n yellow

inland jackal
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@stone blade

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You must know Seka aleksic

tidal trellis
inland jackal
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Doesnt listen to music, doesnt watch sport, doesnt know celebrities

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Watches cartoons full of gae characters

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Literally a twink

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@grizzled meadow did i show you the biggest piece of true

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I think i did

inland jackal
hazy finch
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woah 4K true

river zealot
inland jackal
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i took it from breddit r/memeRestorations

placid sail
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of course it is a thing

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never doubted you animals

broken pebble
inland jackal
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eager igloo
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stone blade
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God watching men create dishwashers even though he already created women

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can I get a true

inland jackal
frail scaffold
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Vero

stone blade
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fun fact

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in bulgaria the dishwasher soap we use is called vero

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no joke

inland jackal
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we got vegeta Chadge

stone blade
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bro got dragonball z

inland jackal
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eager igloo
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Is this boy pornography?

inland jackal
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whole site

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just for vegeta

inland jackal
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thats shit

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its too clean

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im going downstairs later, i will show you real tool stands

eager igloo
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I thought ur gonna say too messy

stone blade
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that toolstand hasn't seen work

inland jackal
stone blade
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these are twink tools

inland jackal
eager igloo
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Okay you two are not autistic

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I forget sometimes

stone blade
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if your tools arent greasy , beaten up , have 3 different kinds of paint on em
they haven't been used properly kys

inland jackal
stone blade
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ok I go shoreline

eager igloo
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Surely I can find a set like that somewhere

frail scaffold
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Been using the same rusty ass pair of pliers for like 4 years

inland jackal
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muller, chrome vanadium

frail scaffold
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A mans rusty pliers are like an angels wings

inland jackal
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and one chinese

storm stream
eager igloo
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2?

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I see one screwdriver missing

naive bison
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Boys dont care

eager igloo
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Read sometimes

river zealot
inland jackal
placid sail
heady crow
storm stream
inland jackal
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@eager igloo @stone blade

eager igloo
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Well, whatever

inland jackal
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Now these are tools

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Not your, never seen work twink tools

deep topaz
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I think I found a fix for hiccups

eager igloo
deep topaz
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Breathe in, fill mouth with air, flex throat like trying to burp

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Fixed mine first try

heady crow
visual stirrup
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schleppa is the throat goat confirmed

deep topaz
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@tidal trellis

tidal trellis
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thank you

deep topaz
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So full from chocolate milk yum

heady crow
deep topaz
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Flop is confirmed a wolp

tidal trellis
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a what

broken pebble
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fart

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πŸ‘

green harbor
heady crow
inland jackal
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@tidal trellis which one you choosing wrench 13 or 10mm

visual stirrup
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10mm wrenches cease to exist in my presence

inland jackal
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Thats why i got 4

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One is in use

visual stirrup
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do you think the 10mm wrenches that disappear go to the same place that all the lost pens and chapstick ends up?

inland jackal
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In gypsy homes?

visual stirrup
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are gypsies so cunning that they can steal from me while being dozens of miles away?

inland jackal
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Yea

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Wifi technology came far

deep topaz
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Wolf

frail scaffold
tidal trellis
inland jackal
tidal trellis
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whar

inland jackal
visual stirrup
broken pebble
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yeah.

deep topaz
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Yeah

visual stirrup
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yeah

broken pebble
visual stirrup
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i was joining in
stfu

deep topaz
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Beat this guy with a whip

tidal trellis
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:(

deep topaz
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Counter strike source

cedar lion
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hahaha

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Twink room

dreamy flaxBOT
inland jackal
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@tidal trellis reveal

tidal trellis
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I am not a catboy madge or whatever animal thts supposed to be

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face is mood tho

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tidal trellis
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BRUH

pale ingot
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hi twink @tidal trellis

tidal trellis
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Ham I swear 2 god

cedar lion
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You dont swear

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You are a twink

frail scaffold
tidal trellis
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I do! but rarely

pale ingot
river zealot
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Why is parmesan so fucking expensive

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Aeugh

mossy void
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You’re wrong and you should feel bad

river zealot
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@placid sail 160 hryvnas for a 70g piece of parmesan

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Fuck your stupid pasta man

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I make one serving i go fucking broke

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It was like 400 hryvnas in total

frail scaffold
river zealot
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Вкусно, Π½ΠΎ грустно

pale ingot
coarse bear
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Get grano padano, apparently

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Cities Skyline ass town

frail scaffold
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Cant be cities skyline

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Wheres the highways and parking lots

tidal trellis
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right there

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cant u see them

frail scaffold
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No

tidal trellis
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blind, smh

river zealot
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Im already broke

coarse bear
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Shine's american
If the city isn't 50% concrete wasteland of square miles in parking lots, they're not parking lots

frail scaffold
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Yes unfortunately

stone blade
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@frail scaffold @coarse bear hello
gey people in my phone

river zealot
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Another victory for the american culture

narrow lotus
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sank you sir

worldly gate
runic sorrel
pale ingot
# worldly gate

a while ago i saw a fucking isekai anime where the protagonist was a vending machine dread

cedar lion
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Guh

worldly gate
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Americans right now be like:

native aurora
pale ingot
cedar lion
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Fuck

stone blade
native aurora
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and it's this house caught

potent hamlet
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Someone handed me this

vast spindle
potent hamlet
river zealot
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Man cod ghosts was peak

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Idk why people hated it

potent hamlet
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it was too arcade

river zealot
potent hamlet
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i know you were like 6 years old when it came out, but it wasnt a really good game, it was just the same as the last ones

river zealot
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How are you dawg

potent hamlet
river zealot
river zealot
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Same game released in a year interval with a different setting

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I guess they are changing that now, and trying to make better cods

worldly gate
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Better in some aspects

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But the possibility of being able to play offline is completely gone in the newer ones

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
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twie

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twice

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in 2009 and in 2019

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well, actually thrice

worldly gate
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Though kinda impressive that they managed to port the things from the mainline cods into the mobile cod fame

potent hamlet
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2007, COD4MW, 2010, Black Ops and in 2019, Modern Warfare

worldly gate
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*game

potent hamlet
river zealot
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Ok man this parmesan is fucking good

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It was worth going broke for

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Soo good

potent hamlet
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btw i love keltec and their fucked up desings

inland jackal
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@potent hamlet jokergehalt

potent hamlet
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im so excited for tomorrow

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im going to the bitch

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i mean the beach

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the bish

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potent hamlet
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imm going to the beach to the beach to the beach

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vamos a la playa a mΓ­ me gusta bailar el ritmo de la noche

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sounds of fiesta

narrow lotus
river zealot
inland jackal
potent hamlet
potent hamlet
river zealot
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@naive bison @stone blade

river zealot
potent hamlet
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this is truly 1984

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!1984

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river zealot
placid sail
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except we don't even have it available usually

narrow sorrel
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on my way to wind up in jail for sending bzeek fake parmesan (kraft brand)

mossy void
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In case you didn’t know, cops are supposed to arrest people, not execute them

lost epoch
narrow sorrel
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Breezy you dont have to tell us we know ohno
(I think lmao)

mossy void
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I’m assuming osaka doesn’t understand why that type of meme is frowned upon

narrow sorrel
mossy void
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I’m sure everyone knows the story, but I’m making sure to make it simple and clear, so as to answer her question

lost epoch
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This is a meme about slavs

lost epoch
mossy void
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That was part of it sure

lost epoch
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Sure, the fucker literally sitting on his neck didn't help

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But he had an overdose

narrow sorrel
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Well, there was a knee on his neck at the time that complicated things.

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if there was no knee and he died it'd just be another overdose death

mossy void
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And if he died of an overdose in the car on the way to the station, that would be on him not the cops

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But the cops kneeled on his neck, making them at the very least in part responsible

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It’s the trolley problem

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Pull the lever and directly cause a death or let things happen and, through no fault of you own, people die

lost epoch
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Rip murica i guess

narrow sorrel
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That's not a trolley problem. This is a muddled causation problem pepew

lost epoch
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Thank god i didn't migrate there

mossy void
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It is a trolley problem though, two tracks, each with a person on it
Pull the lever and kill someone, or don’t and let someone die

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If you pull the lever you directly contribute to the death of someone, you are at least in part responsible

narrow sorrel
#

I mean, the track goes to the same person omegakekw

river zealot
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Might have diced onions too big

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Whoops

narrow sorrel
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That's a variation of the trolley problem

narrow sorrel
mossy void
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Trolley problems don’t exist in real life so there now we’re both being true to life

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See how that doesn’t help

placid sail
mossy void
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You’re missing my point

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Either you directly contribute to a person dying, or they die on their own

narrow sorrel
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Your point is fine. I'm upset by this misuse of the trolley problem kekl

mossy void
#

Everyone dies eventually, you will, I will, everyone

river zealot
lost epoch
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Or add them to fried meat

mossy void
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The core of the problem is the same
Involve yourself and be partly responsible, or don’t and don’t

river zealot
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Im substituting guanchale for panchetta tho

lost epoch
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Love big fried onions with my meat

placid sail
lost epoch
river zealot
inland jackal
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Its good @narrow lotus hasnt tried shrimping on /urban

placid sail
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also yeah it seems that the onions for the recipe should be finely chopped

lost epoch
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I don't speak espanhol

inland jackal
placid sail
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unless you like big chunks I guess

mossy void
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Just because you will die eventually for one reason or another doesn’t mean I can, as a result, shoot you in the face

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Doesn’t work like that

narrow sorrel
placid sail
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but onions are the least of your problems, it's making the emulsion out of eggs and cheese and not accidentally cooking it when adding into the pasta

potent hamlet
placid sail
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I more or less learned to do it properly from making a lot of carbonara, but it's still tricky

narrow sorrel
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You've taken out the most important part of the trolley problem.

mossy void
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You fail to realize there are multiple elements

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There is more than one thing happening

narrow sorrel
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You're just hooking the tracks back on yourself then

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It's not fair to call it a trolley problem tho kekl

inland jackal
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@potent hamlet jokergehalt

mossy void
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Ok jesus fucking christ it’s not a trolley problem

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Holy shit

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Fuck

river zealot
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Didnt chop an onion before

placid sail
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mf you never chopped an onion before?

mossy void
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Fact of the matter is, if the cops just threw handcuffs on him and drove him to the station, and he died on the way, there would be no riots, there would be no court case, there would be no story

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By directly contributing they made the problem worse and therefore themselves partly responsible

river zealot
narrow sorrel
mossy void
river zealot
stone blade
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tbh

mossy void
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Right now, currently, in the modern era, cops are not executioners

stone blade
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Wine is grape juice that makes you cry and smoke

visual stirrup
placid sail
# river zealot Yes

okay listen up

  1. you cut out both butts, remove the shell
  2. you cut it in half, remove the solid central bit, sometimes an onion has that dense and rough thingy inside, some people don't like it
  3. you cut the onion half in the middle parallel to the cutting board, so there's an upper and lower half now
  4. you cut that in stripes from butt to butt, and yes you're still holding that initial half onion together
  5. and finally, you cut the onion starting from one butt and slowly reaching the other, and you get a lot of finely dices pieces
narrow sorrel
visual stirrup
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there's a scene in Detroit where a character starts crying before even cutting the onion
proving that david cage has never interacted with an onion in his life

placid sail
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also you can use a food processer to cut it fast and easy I guess, but judging 160 hrivnas is a lot for you, you don't have one

river zealot
river zealot
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400 roubles isnt a lot for you

placid sail
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correct

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but I'm also a cheapskate, so you won't get 400 roubles out of me that easy

narrow sorrel
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Artem, julienne the onions

river zealot
dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Julienne / ,dΚ’uli'Ι›n

  • A vegetable cut into thin strips (usually used as a garnish)
  • A clear soup garnished with julienne vegetables
  • Cut into long thin strips
pale ingot
placid sail
# river zealot Uhhhhhh

also it's fucking wild that you don't know how to cut an onion and immediately decided to cook zozzona which is like, three separate Italian recipes with their own nuances, combined into one

river zealot
placid sail
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you should honestly start with a good ol bolognese

narrow sorrel
placid sail
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those chunks would probably be a bit too large for that pasta sauce

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at least for my tastes

inland jackal
narrow sorrel
placid sail
river zealot
river zealot
placid sail
placid sail
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here's the deal

river zealot
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You have to start typing faster

narrow lotus
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@stone blade >Open news

Fuel is cheaper in Bulgaria by 20%

COMMS

river zealot
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Because the time is coming

narrow lotus
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Romanians are going to invade

stone blade
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WHAT

narrow lotus
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We need that diesel

narrow lotus
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Bulgaria- around 7 lei / liter comapred to 7.50-.60 here

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Alooooooo

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Locking in

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Preparing my jerries

pale ingot
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stealing a whole gas station

river zealot
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Fuck

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I strained all the pasta water

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I forgot to leave some

placid sail
# river zealot You have to start typing faster

you break an egg into a bowl or a cup, you grate some cheese on it, on the smallest fucking grate holes you have, the smaller the cheese bits are, the better, then you mix that mf together until it's looking as homogenous as possible
then, your already cooked pasta should have a bit of cooking water left in it, either add to that some cooked pancetta or whatever the fuck is your substitute, or! add a little bit of cooking water directly to emulsion and mix it in
and finally, first, your pasta, it should be either hot from just being finished boiling, or you can cook it again a little bit so the pot is hot, but not scorching hot, then, I suggest you turn off the fire completely, because now you drip a tiny tiny bit of emulsion into the pasta and you start mixing it in like you're about to fucking die, when that drip is gone, you add another one, a bit bigger, repeat until it's all mixed in, then add more, and repeat so on until it's all in there

placid sail
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just add a tiny bit of warm water with a bit of oil in it I guess

river zealot
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Yeah

placid sail
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you actually need the pasta water because it also has the pasta starch in it so it helps to thicken the sauce, but you're going to accidentally make fucking pancakes if you try to emulate that, it seems

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so keep it simple

eager igloo
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Busy fighting for that honorary italian citizenship

placid sail
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nah I just like eating tasty food

river zealot
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I lost a couple soldiers separating the pasta

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Rip

placid sail
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and some of the instructions those culinary snobs abide do make food taste better

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but not all of them

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but don't tell Falco I said that

eager igloo
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You can also use only egg yolks

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Richer

placid sail
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you're supposed to use only the yolks ye ||but I used the whole egg once out of lazyness and haven't felt much of a difference so I don't bother but you should probably still separate it||

eager igloo
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I saw both in different recipes

river zealot
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I seperated it, but i added the entire emulsion into it

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So uhh

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We will see

placid sail
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that stupid kid is going to burn himself on immediately trying a moderately difficult recipe and impress himself that cooking is hard and not his thing

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smdh

river zealot
placid sail
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maybe you're lucky and it won't separate

river zealot
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I was too lazy to grate it on the small hole

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So uhh

placid sail
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we really should fucking put you into a meatgrinder

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make retarded cutlets out of you

river zealot
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Do i just throw them down the sink

placid sail
eager igloo
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Whisky sour

placid sail
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alcoholic rat

eager igloo
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Let him make mistakes

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He won't learn otherwise

placid sail
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he won't learn at all, that mf is cutting corners and doing it half-assedly

river zealot
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Like 30 minutes before

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I would have done it like you said otherwise

placid sail
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fine

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you may live

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go make a whiskey sour for that polish now

eager igloo
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Yaaaay

river zealot
eager igloo
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(Never had those)

placid sail
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also you can just cook them on a skillet for a diet omelette

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some people fry egg whites without yolks, imagine that

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animals

eager igloo
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I should get myself second shaker tin

hexed pasture
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πŸ’“

eager igloo
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It fucking sucks

river zealot
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This is actually really good

eager igloo
#

You can also make meringue I guess

placid sail
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every time I imagine some gym head or some lady on a fancy diet throw away delicious egg yolks and only cook whites, I weep

eager igloo
eager igloo
eager igloo
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Step 4. Eat egg

narrow lotus
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@placid sail how to cook an egg

placid sail
narrow lotus
narrow lotus
placid sail
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el demone

river zealot
narrow lotus
#

Romanian i havent talked to since 5 years ago invites me to dota
He has anime pfp
Unfriend

eager igloo
#

Ye

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There are many ways to make tasty meat substitutes

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But bacon

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It cannot be substituted

narrow lotus
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I used minced meat

eager igloo
#

It is a futile endavour

eager igloo
river zealot
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Watch me shit my pants tommorow because i undercooked something

eager igloo
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Or pancetta or guancale

placid sail
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people on vegeterian diet trying to substitute meat with veggies are failining from the beninging

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you can't compete

eager igloo
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Yes you can

placid sail
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but veggie dishes on their own are tasty

#

so why substitute

narrow lotus
eager igloo
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In fact, my wife is vegetarian because she doesn't like taste of meat

placid sail
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he's not american, he can't have salmonela

eager igloo
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And sometimes doesn't like meat substitutes I use bcs they taste too much like meat

narrow lotus
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Vegan food is complex af to eat idk i cant be bothered

river zealot
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I have underestimated how much pasta fills you up

eager igloo
river zealot
primal rapids
placid sail
#

no, an energy drink is not food

eager igloo
#

Today I had a nice laugh, I was looking for a pasta recipe

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And got a lot of ✨ vegan and gluten-free ✨ recipes

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None of them took into consideration that pasta is, in fact, not vegan

placid sail
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✨ g'ay baby jail ✨

eager igloo
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Bcs regular pasta is flour and eggs

placid sail
narrow sorrel
#

vegetable pasta

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pisketti squash

eager igloo
#

Yes but none of the recipes ever mentioned that

placid sail
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I've seen some recipes using thin zuccini slices as pasta substitute

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unholy

eager igloo
#

Theres probably thousands retarded americans who eat pasta like theres no tommorow

placid sail
#

they're on their own

placid sail
eager igloo
placid sail
#

Falco avert thine eyes

eager igloo
#

Which was vegan

narrow sorrel
#

spaghetti squash

placid sail
#

they don't know what they're doing

river zealot
#

@placid sail daily babushka pictures

narrow sorrel
#

the squash comes like that tho

eager igloo
#

Is the cats name babushka

placid sail
river zealot
#

Idk busy calls her babushka

placid sail
#

because she has babushka eyes

river zealot
#

She is pretty old

narrow sorrel
eager igloo
#

I saw my mums cat yesterday

narrow sorrel
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(it had pineapple death)

eager igloo
#

This mf grew 3 times larger compared to few months ago

placid sail
#

and korean pizzas are known to be especially uh

#

frivolous

narrow sorrel
#

Georgian pizza

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I heard was a thing

placid sail
#

georgian cuisine has a lot of dough recipes of their own

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they don't exactly need to copy pizza

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but perhaps

narrow sorrel
#

from a warlockracy bideo

placid sail
#

unholy

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why would you do my homie nameless like that

eager igloo
#

I might have a vid somewhere but falco might ban me

placid sail
#

pretty sure many people posted it already, me included, if that's what I think it is

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so go for it

narrow sorrel
#

RIGHT?

#

RIGHT?!?!

river zealot
#

Im full of pasta

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And i think i might go sleep

placid sail
#

too early

#

resist

narrow sorrel
#

artem u must have drinky

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or at least a glass of wine

eager igloo
river zealot
#

Maybe if i was home

narrow sorrel
primal rapids
#

Artem has a wine aunt confirmed

narrow lotus
eager igloo
placid sail
river zealot
#

Hopefully i dont forget

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Thanks busy

placid sail
narrow sorrel
#

What is with cheburashka memes anyways clueless

placid sail
#

what cheburashka memes

narrow sorrel
#

where you find cheburashkas in objects in every day life

#

or well

#

cheburashka shapes

#

is it like spotting the disney logo?

river zealot
#

Yeah no idea man

placid sail
#

sharpy schizoing weird slavic memes

river zealot
placid sail
#

Artyom discovering the joys of cooking and enjoying an actual food and not seven days croissants from the market arc

#

he's gonna be a healthy and strong boy now

narrow sorrel
#

artem on his health arc

eager igloo
#

Gonna make carbonara now when Im home alone for a few days

narrow sorrel
#

guanciale or bacon?

potent hamlet
#

In watching KV-1

eager igloo
narrow sorrel
#

fair enuf

eager igloo
#

Boczek is not really anything like american bacon

potent hamlet
#

2 minutes into the movie and looks like the panzer 4 and KV-1 are actually well depicted

narrow sorrel
#

~~inb4 salo carbonara ~~

lunar goblet
potent hamlet
#

In before?

narrow sorrel
#

in before

placid sail
#

in the beninging

lunar goblet
#

Yup, meaning prediction/guess

narrow sorrel
#

It can be used in an ironic predictive way

river zealot
potent hamlet
#

Ooh

placid sail
#

innie

#

benni

#

e

potent hamlet
eager igloo
#

Uh

#

In de beningin

potent hamlet
#

In di biningin

narrow lotus
#

i ate hot beef soup

potent hamlet
#

In di

#

In di bin

narrow lotus
narrow sorrel
#

was the beef or the soup hot

placid sail
#

did you fuck the soup

narrow sorrel
#

at least take it out to see a movie first clueless

narrow lotus
#

retards everywhere it seems

narrow sorrel
#

people dont know what "inb4" means anymore 😭

potent hamlet
#

Damn 6 minutes into the movie and the KV-1 is already fucked up

lyric horizon
#

I am reinstalling cs2 to do funny shit

arctic pawn
#

to be 1st place and piss people off

#

i almost always get at least 3rd place

#

dogding bullets while on knife is super fun

#

i feel like a fucking ninja

narrow sorrel
#

"dodging"

#

theyre hitscan clueless clueless clueless

arctic pawn
#

basically is reading what direction will bro shoot

#

you can do this

narrow sorrel
#

bro just cant track clueless

narrow sorrel
#

I cant track either

arctic pawn
#

lmao

arctic pawn
#

plus i try to get advantage on the mouse sensitiviry

#

i see that alot of people play it with a very low mouse sensitivity too

#

those are fucked with me

#

and you get move speed boost while on knife

#

man im salivating for some stab

#

maybe ill plaay later

river zealot
#

@placid sail

placid sail
#

what have we become

potent hamlet
#

The tanks are really well made in this movie

narrow lotus
#

@stone blade you stupid

river zealot
#

Im gonna start going to sleep earlier tho

#

I wake up tired

stone blade
placid sail
#

poggers

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it truly is healthtyom arc now

narrow lotus
#

Busy is here to guide you

stone blade
#

artyom is 17 with 20 years of experience

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@narrow lotus manager gave us all an emergency meeting

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oh man

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talk about beyond cooked

narrow lotus
#

oh damn

stone blade
#

I'm about to cook all over

#

MANAGERRRR I SEE A COCK

narrow lotus
#

the manager who took monday off ?

stone blade
#

same bitch

narrow lotus
#

caught C I N E M A

stone blade
#

i always check her facebook on days off incase she posts a picture of her in her bed reading

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futus futiti mattii

narrow lotus
stone blade
#

there have been managers who do this shit

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@narrow lotus @placid sail @river zealot @potent hamlet @pale ingot @eager igloo

placid sail
#

the laptop is warm, anywhere else is not

river zealot
placid sail
#

based

clear bear
fallow trellis
#

I modded skyrim

placid sail
inland jackal
#

@finite quest kekpoint

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Get hacked bitch

potent hamlet
#

Cats just want to sit in laptops

river zealot
solar coral
river zealot
naive bison
#

careful there buddy

pale ingot
#

okay glock boy go jack off horses

naive bison
#

i have like

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assignment PTSD

high wing
naive bison
#

i passed my exams in some classes

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and still have tabs on that topic open on my broswer

#

i had a class in which i retook the exam like the max amount of times cause of a clerical error not giving me a pass

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i passed it and had the assignment on my pc for like 3 months

potent hamlet
#

Dude there's a PDI (Chilean FBI) video with some dude with a Tavor

river zealot
#

for some reason

river zealot
#

@narrow lotus im jerking my m700

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i got m61 in my mag man

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im jerking my shit man

idle veldt
dreamy flaxBOT
#

πŸ“‚ iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 2 entrie(s)```fix
ID: 574061
Action: MUTE
User: 485449895033962538
Responsible: 136355068881403904
Reason: Slurs of any kind are not allowed - take a nap
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 03 October 2023, 19:19 (UTC)

ID: 573141
Action: MUTE
User: 485449895033962538
Responsible: 136355068881403904
Reason: Take this as your initiation lesson, no slurs in any form. We all know and love GTA, but we still can't allow it
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 30 September 2023, 16:16 (UTC)

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kekpoint @stray zealot (bl00dwyn) has been muted for 7 days for reason: 3rd mute for slurs in memes and other stuff, next one is a direct ban - 7d

lusty sonnet
#

What about slurs in classic songs?

pale ingot
high wing
#

looooooool

high wing
pale ingot
high wing
#

OOOOH

#

...smh

narrow lotus
#

Lyrics tho shouldnt be posted here if they have any slurs

high wing
#

KekSkew i think i have a song that you arent gonna say is a grey area

narrow lotus
#

Obviously , there are limits

lusty sonnet
#

I have the perfect song for falco then

high wing
#

check dm Iedy

narrow lotus
naive bison
narrow lotus
#

they are on youtube after all

lusty sonnet
high wing
#

lmao

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theres a song i know where 80% of the lyrics is the n-word

naive bison
#

idubbbz had a wholeass career on yt

high wing
#

this is true

#

hell i think theres even racist songs on youtube

lusty sonnet
#

"Should be fine, my song is on LiveLeak after all"

slender rock
#

Leaking something alright

naive bison
snow fiber
slender rock
river zealot
slender rock
#

yes

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kek1 domestic violence tho

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lol

#

@narrow lotus

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shes got a shank too

placid sail
narrow lotus
#

uh i mean WATCH OUT SHE HAS A KNIFE

river zealot
narrow lotus
#

Dude says N word , nothing

i say hang urself retard , i get this

high wing
#

man i hope the switch 2 will be able to play 60fps

river zealot
high wing
#

im tired of 30fps

placid sail
#

iedy being a sassy law-breaking romanian child somewhere on reddit while simultaneously somehow being a mod in gamma never stops being hilarious

high wing
#

we love our sassy romanian mod

slender rock
slender rock
naive bison
grizzled meadow
slender rock
river zealot
slender rock
#

AY YO

grizzled meadow
potent hamlet