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Vanilla 
@eager igloo 
menace why are you polish
To annoy you
Says you 
Not only are you polish, you're also a w*man 
And I have more rights that you
Thats true in general
except when it matters , then nobody has any rights but the government
You have a monopoly on chins
It's a mix of three famous italian dishes, what do you want to know
π 
faclo can i post a serbian joke here


A Serb, a Croat and a Bosniak are arrested in Iran for drinking alcohol.
The court sentences them to 10 whip lashes each, but everyone is allowed to make a special request beforehand.
First up is the Serb. "I request a pillow strapped on my back!" he says. After 2 lashes it rips apart and his back gets completely torn open.
Second up is the Croat. "I request two pillows strapped on my back!" he says. After 4 lashes it rips apart and his back gets completely torn open.
Third up is the Bosniak. The judge says "since you are a fellow muslim, you can make 2 requests!".
"My first request is for 100 lashes!" the Bosniak shouts. Bewildered the judge asks "And your second request?".
"Strap the Serb on my back!"



Probably
We would put the Gypsy and he doesnt even have to break any law
But they stole the whip
I swear microsoft engineers work overtime everyday to make my life miserable
God bless
good work
JUST LEAVE YOUR SHIT LIKE IT IS
@narrow lotus we had 2 flags near the entrance to the college im going to
Serbian flag and flag of the city
Serbian flag is gone 
@worldly robin (skallop0677_53908) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 day to change ur offensive pfp / name / bio or banned #πrules
He dindu nufin
Country had a change of identity


What am i looking at
@low atlas get to translation
@narrow lotus dude with down syndrome passed by me, i gotta take a pic

@stone blade @river zealot FULLY AI LAYERED 
mf saw his reflection in a window π
BROKE FELLA DETECTION SOFTWARE
has OP ever heard of gout
ΠΆΠΈΠ·Π°
In my search for eggs I always end up in your moms womb 
like I said, everything you know about it, have you cooked it yourself, have you tried it, how common it is, etc
What is gout
ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π°Π³ΡΠ°
its like uhh
π Gout / Ι‘aΚt
- A painful inflammation of the big toe and foot caused by defects in uric acid metabolism resulting in deposits of the acid and its salts in the blood and joints
that piece of butter on top of the steak is just a cherry on top of a fat fuck cake
nope
urates come from certain meat groups and booze
Anti-protein and fats and pro-carbs propogandist
the rich cunt disease or something
literally what it was
Oh, booze
kings would get it on purpose to show off how lavish they lived
not only booze lol
im pretty sure all red meats have urates
i think the one food he mentioned that's fine for gout are eggs
@river zealot
@placid sail also hiii budy :3
hewwo
how does garbage like this make money after the advent of AI?
actually, the person doing this must be using ai if they're charging such low prices

this shit existed before the ai, and I suppose it may be easily replaced by it, but the machine won't be able to copy the signature cringe feel of the genre + there's this funny paradox of anyone being even party smart enough for establishing the similar enough bot not being dumb enough to partake in this stupid ahh thing
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contributing the the psy-op π
smh
Downloaded the Chinese tiktok app Xiao hong shu and I am having a very different experience to everyone else lmao
British Ryan Gosling
@eager igloo
@eager igloo 
Did you encounter that one customer that is quiet
I stayed quiet as well and he left
I did
I wonder if he comes back
I love you guys. Hope this year is going well so far gamers
No homo
what a cute guy
kill yourself
time for lunch
rice
turkey ham, grilled
and a fruit and flower tea with lemon jam in it

you
I personally hope you're doing well in life man. I hope it's all smooth sailing and bright days, and cool nights. I'm rooting for you. You are the man

Great to see you! I hope you are doing well too
was gonna have some baked beans and mushrooms i have in the fridge but im trynna diet
gonna leave that for dinner

i buy these glass jars of baked beans at the grocery store, they're awesome
Neat! Sounds like you could do some good BBQ
@glad carbon
hes so tupid π
Hey ratge
are we getting stem cell grown foreskin transplants finally?
@stone blade @inland jackal @river zealot @placid sail
Can we NOT include the brits in this
i want a universe where bears were domesticated instead of dogs
u would go fking bankrupt if u had to feed that mf
I'd just let em eat my neighbour
And then when the cops come to take my bear just let em kill the police
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think we sohuld make bouncing yaris on this
no
a bouncing lada
see this is why i would need tree



ok but is it better than this?
dont think so
Never tried it/cooked it myself but it sound good on paper since it's basically tomato, eggs, bacon, cheese and black pepper, maybe I will since I live "alone", it's a good idea
It isn't a very common dish where I live and I never hear a lot about it, I should ask a friend of mine who lives in Rome (it's a typical roman dish)
wdym "alone"

falco lives in some poor guy's attic

Did he steal a mango
No, he mango now.

@quaint ore
@river zealot @shell venture ordered da chair
https://www.formaideale.rs/artikal/kompjuter-stolica-kjgc516-2

I had to move from where I was staying, too much money and the place was a hole full of mold, not working furnitures, cold as fuck, I couldn't even open a radiator because money
Now I live with another dude and we share expenses, I pay less money, the house is bigger, everything works and I definetely feel less cold
they call that shit roommates in americaland

Bawnjourno 
oh no
I forgot they added ep1 and ep2 to the original game and all the achievements, now its no longer perfect
now I gotta fix this shit
good fucking luck with episode 2 lmao
@tidal trellis
Gman, smash or pass
Glad you're doing better
pain is a old friend 
an*
shush W
Imma play black and yellow when it arrives
Cause the colors are black and yellow 
@tidal trellis opinions on Black n yellow

https://youtu.be/_SKe5AsjV1k?si=90WT-uaAVdmmsshy black and golden 
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@stone blade
You must know Seka aleksic
idk what that is

Doesnt listen to music, doesnt watch sport, doesnt know celebrities
Watches cartoons full of gae characters
Literally a twink
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I think i did
woah 4K true
now get it to 8k
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God watching men create dishwashers even though he already created women
can I get a true
Vero
we got vegeta 
bro got dragonball z

Is this boy pornography?

thats shit
its too clean
im going downstairs later, i will show you real tool stands
I thought ur gonna say too messy
that toolstand hasn't seen work
only your room is messy
these are twink tools

if your tools arent greasy , beaten up , have 3 different kinds of paint on em
they haven't been used properly kys
i got the 10 wrench, its all bend
and i got 4 just in case
ok I go shoreline
Surely I can find a set like that somewhere
Been using the same rusty ass pair of pliers for like 4 years
3 different brands as well 
muller, chrome vanadium
A mans rusty pliers are like an angels wings
and one chinese
2 tools are missing and 1 compartment isn't even organised.
You should already know, but no
I TOLD YOU
yeah yeah tone it down pony boy
There's a slot on the left side, middle
@eager igloo @stone blade
I think I found a fix for hiccups
Yapper
Breathe in, fill mouth with air, flex throat like trying to burp
Fixed mine first try
schleppa is the throat goat confirmed
@tidal trellis
thank you
Flop is confirmed a wolp
a what
@river zealot
@tidal trellis which one you choosing wrench 13 or 10mm
10mm wrenches cease to exist in my presence
do you think the 10mm wrenches that disappear go to the same place that all the lost pens and chapstick ends up?
In gypsy homes?
are gypsies so cunning that they can steal from me while being dozens of miles away?
Breasts?
I am not a animal! 
Your room says you are
whar
You are so clueless
fellas
is joining a terrorist paramilitary cult the cure for male loneliness?
yeah.
Yeah
yeah
you can't answer your own question..
i was joining in
stfu
Beat this guy with a whip
Counter strike source
@tidal trellis reveal
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BRUH
hi twink @tidal trellis
Ham I swear 2 god
i only believe in 1 but you do you
Wrong, objectively false actually
Youβre wrong and you should feel bad
@placid sail 160 hryvnas for a 70g piece of parmesan
Fuck your stupid pasta man
I make one serving i go fucking broke
It was like 400 hryvnas in total

Cheese
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get offbrands 
No
blind, smh
Shine's american
If the city isn't 50% concrete wasteland of square miles in parking lots, they're not parking lots
Yes unfortunately
@frail scaffold @coarse bear hello
gey people in my phone
Another victory for the american culture
F to Loot i need the wrench for my tarkov hideout
sank you sir
Hii
"your my wifi" 
a while ago i saw a fucking isekai anime where the protagonist was a vending machine 
Guh
Americans right now be like:

wtf nooo they got bub
Fuck
where is lightkeeper and zryachi
it was too arcade
Hey osaka
i know you were like 6 years old when it came out, but it wasnt a really good game, it was just the same as the last ones
How are you dawg
good, gonna try to make some zozzona pasta later
thats like all the cods tho
Same game released in a year interval with a different setting
I guess they are changing that now, and trying to make better cods
Better in some aspects
But the possibility of being able to play offline is completely gone in the newer ones
they did it once
twie
twice
in 2009 and in 2019
well, actually thrice
Though kinda impressive that they managed to port the things from the mainline cods into the mobile cod fame
2007, COD4MW, 2010, Black Ops and in 2019, Modern Warfare
*game
@potent hamlet 
@tidal trellis https://youtu.be/_SKe5AsjV1k?si=ZLZWvTfEsn1UXhSb
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imm going to the beach to the beach to the beach
vamos a la playa a mΓ me gusta bailar el ritmo de la noche
sounds of fiesta
Please no more
Send pics of the women there
i hope there's nobody tbh
Dumbass youre gonna get muted 
i can be freely racist against indian, european, balkan, russian, east euro and asian mfs but not against black?
this is truly 1984
!1984
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Thats right
400 rubles for 70g of parmezan does sound like what I usually have to do
except we don't even have it available usually
on my way to wind up in jail for sending bzeek fake parmesan (kraft brand)
The guy was murdered by cops
Yeah, he was a violent criminal, but he was extrajudicially killed by overzealous cops on the street
In case you didnβt know, cops are supposed to arrest people, not execute them
Breezy you dont have to tell us we know 
(I think lmao)
Iβm assuming osaka doesnβt understand why that type of meme is frowned upon
Sweden: 
Iβm sure everyone knows the story, but Iβm making sure to make it simple and clear, so as to answer her question
This is a meme about slavs
Didn't he die because of the absurd amount of drugs he had in his body?
That was part of it sure
Well, there was a knee on his neck at the time that complicated things.
if there was no knee and he died it'd just be another overdose death
And if he died of an overdose in the car on the way to the station, that would be on him not the cops
But the cops kneeled on his neck, making them at the very least in part responsible
Itβs the trolley problem
Pull the lever and directly cause a death or let things happen and, through no fault of you own, people die
Rip murica i guess
That's not a trolley problem. This is a muddled causation problem 
Thank god i didn't migrate there
It is a trolley problem though, two tracks, each with a person on it
Pull the lever and kill someone, or donβt and let someone die
If you pull the lever you directly contribute to the death of someone, you are at least in part responsible
I mean, the track goes to the same person 
That's a variation of the trolley problem
comically large dice onions
Trolley problems donβt exist in real life so there now weβre both being true to life
See how that doesnβt help
what are you cooking
Youβre missing my point
Either you directly contribute to a person dying, or they die on their own
Your point is fine. I'm upset by this misuse of the trolley problem 
Everyone dies eventually, you will, I will, everyone
There can be variations of it
Zozzona
Make onion soup
Or add them to fried meat
The core of the problem is the same
Involve yourself and be partly responsible, or donβt and donβt
Im substituting guanchale for panchetta tho
Love big fried onions with my meat
oh you little fucking thief
What does that mean

Its good @narrow lotus hasnt tried shrimping on /urban
also yeah it seems that the onions for the recipe should be finely chopped
I don't speak espanhol
It would be chaos
unless you like big chunks I guess
Just because you will die eventually for one reason or another doesnβt mean I can, as a result, shoot you in the face
Doesnβt work like that
the classic trolley problem has you compare action for reduced tragedy to inaction for comparatively more tragedy 
but onions are the least of your problems, it's making the emulsion out of eggs and cheese and not accidentally cooking it when adding into the pasta
idk, that depends on the time
I more or less learned to do it properly from making a lot of carbonara, but it's still tricky
You've taken out the most important part of the trolley problem.
For fucks sake youβre so hooked on the traditional problem
You fail to realize there are multiple elements
There is more than one thing happening
You're just hooking the tracks back on yourself then
It's not fair to call it a trolley problem tho 
@potent hamlet 
Yeah i fucked up
Didnt chop an onion before
mf you never chopped an onion before?
Fact of the matter is, if the cops just threw handcuffs on him and drove him to the station, and he died on the way, there would be no riots, there would be no court case, there would be no story
By directly contributing they made the problem worse and therefore themselves partly responsible
Yes
Have you ever julienned an onion 
Completely irrelevant
I haven't touched an onion before at all
tbh
Right now, currently, in the modern era, cops are not executioners
Wine is grape juice that makes you cry and smoke
Uhhhhhh
Damn
artem is david cage confirmed
okay listen up
- you cut out both butts, remove the shell
- you cut it in half, remove the solid central bit, sometimes an onion has that dense and rough thingy inside, some people don't like it
- you cut the onion half in the middle parallel to the cutting board, so there's an upper and lower half now
- you cut that in stripes from butt to butt, and yes you're still holding that initial half onion together
- and finally, you cut the onion starting from one butt and slowly reaching the other, and you get a lot of finely dices pieces
wine is grape juice that makes me complain about not finding other wines
there's a scene in Detroit where a character starts crying before even cutting the onion
proving that david cage has never interacted with an onion in his life
also you can use a food processer to cut it fast and easy I guess, but judging 160 hrivnas is a lot for you, you don't have one
Im gonna save that in my telegram and hopefully i remember it the next time i do it
Bro you live in moscow
400 roubles isnt a lot for you
English please
π Julienne / ,dΚuli'Ιn
- A vegetable cut into thin strips (usually used as a garnish)
- A clear soup garnished with julienne vegetables
- Cut into long thin strips
gonna julienne this guy's balls
also it's fucking wild that you don't know how to cut an onion and immediately decided to cook zozzona which is like, three separate Italian recipes with their own nuances, combined into one
It just didnt seem that hard you know
you should honestly start with a good ol bolognese
those chunks would probably be a bit too large for that pasta sauce
at least for my tastes
Just toss a whole one on the grill
just bake the fucker 
also damn, didn't know osaka makes cooking tutorials
yummer
And also you gave me the idea
Yeah unfortunately its too late now
yeah, and I have already cooked bolognese and carbonara sauce so many times zozzona for me is just effectively doing several things together that I already know
making the emulsion is most problematic thing for you, most likely
here's the deal
You have to start typing faster
@stone blade >Open news
Fuel is cheaper in Bulgaria by 20%
COMMS
Because the time is coming
Romanians are going to invade
WHAT
We need that diesel
Bulgaria- around 7 lei / liter comapred to 7.50-.60 here
Alooooooo
Locking in
Preparing my jerries
omw
stealing a whole gas station
you break an egg into a bowl or a cup, you grate some cheese on it, on the smallest fucking grate holes you have, the smaller the cheese bits are, the better, then you mix that mf together until it's looking as homogenous as possible
then, your already cooked pasta should have a bit of cooking water left in it, either add to that some cooked pancetta or whatever the fuck is your substitute, or! add a little bit of cooking water directly to emulsion and mix it in
and finally, first, your pasta, it should be either hot from just being finished boiling, or you can cook it again a little bit so the pot is hot, but not scorching hot, then, I suggest you turn off the fire completely, because now you drip a tiny tiny bit of emulsion into the pasta and you start mixing it in like you're about to fucking die, when that drip is gone, you add another one, a bit bigger, repeat until it's all mixed in, then add more, and repeat so on until it's all in there
you fucking donkey
just add a tiny bit of warm water with a bit of oil in it I guess
Yeah
you actually need the pasta water because it also has the pasta starch in it so it helps to thicken the sauce, but you're going to accidentally make fucking pancakes if you try to emulate that, it seems
so keep it simple

Busy fighting for that honorary italian citizenship
nah I just like eating tasty food
and some of the instructions those culinary snobs abide do make food taste better
but not all of them
but don't tell Falco I said that
you're supposed to use only the yolks ye ||but I used the whole egg once out of lazyness and haven't felt much of a difference so I don't bother but you should probably still separate it||
I saw both in different recipes
that stupid kid is going to burn himself on immediately trying a moderately difficult recipe and impress himself that cooking is hard and not his thing
smdh
have you mixed it in really well?
Yeah
maybe you're lucky and it won't separate
we really should fucking put you into a meatgrinder
make retarded cutlets out of you
What the fuck do i do with the egg whites
Do i just throw them down the sink
slurp them, it's your prize for being a fucking hack of a cook
Whisky sour
alcoholic rat
Ur working hard to impress him cooking is not for him
Let him make mistakes
He won't learn otherwise
he won't learn at all, that mf is cutting corners and doing it half-assedly
I did it before you said
Like 30 minutes before
I would have done it like you said otherwise
Yaaaay

(Never had those)
also you can just cook them on a skillet for a diet omelette
some people fry egg whites without yolks, imagine that
animals
I should get myself second shaker tin
π
I did that when I made carbonara
It fucking sucks

This is actually really good
You can also make meringue I guess
every time I imagine some gym head or some lady on a fancy diet throw away delicious egg yolks and only cook whites, I weep
Boneless eggs 
You mean carbonara?
Step 1. Make carbonara
Step 2. Yolkless fried egg
Step 3. Throw away carbonara
Step 4. Eat egg
@placid sail how to cook an egg
sorry man too hard for me

who hurt you
the world
Rat hates the world
el demone
The pasta
Romanian i havent talked to since 5 years ago invites me to dota
He has anime pfp
Unfriend
Ye
There are many ways to make tasty meat substitutes
But bacon

It cannot be substituted
I used minced meat
It is a futile endavour
I meant vegetarian meat substitutes in general, not bacon in carbonara
Watch me shit my pants tommorow because i undercooked something
Or pancetta or guancale
people on vegeterian diet trying to substitute meat with veggies are failining from the beninging
you can't compete
Yes you can
Salmonela and Diahreea

In fact, my wife is vegetarian because she doesn't like taste of meat
he's not american, he can't have salmonela
Unfortunate
And sometimes doesn't like meat substitutes I use bcs they taste too much like meat
Vegan food is complex af to eat idk i cant be bothered
I have underestimated how much pasta fills you up


artyom have you ever eaten anything aside from shawerma and chips in your life
no, an energy drink is not food

I usually don't, or just kick out meat from the recipe
Today I had a nice laugh, I was looking for a pasta recipe
And got a lot of β¨ vegan and gluten-free β¨ recipes
None of them took into consideration that pasta is, in fact, not vegan
β¨ g'ay baby jail β¨
Bcs regular pasta is flour and eggs
there's probably some unholy pasta brand that is genuinely vegan
Yes but none of the recipes ever mentioned that
Theres probably thousands retarded americans who eat pasta like theres no tommorow
vegans and their vow to reduce their living to such suffering are responsible themselves to navigate through the horrors
they're on their own
ghastly
Or carrots, and I had a very nice pasta from cornflour
Falco avert thine eyes
Which was vegan
they don't know what they're doing
@placid sail daily babushka pictures
the squash comes like that tho
Is the cats name babushka
flufferton
because she has babushka eyes
She is pretty old
About a week ago I had korean sweet potato pizza 
I saw my mums cat yesterday
(it had pineapple
)
This mf grew 3 times larger compared to few months ago
I mean at this point, every cuisine on this planet clowning on the pizza's idea is a given
and korean pizzas are known to be especially uh
frivolous
georgian cuisine has a lot of dough recipes of their own
they don't exactly need to copy pizza
but perhaps
Brazillian pizzas 
I might have a vid somewhere but falco might ban me
pretty sure many people posted it already, me included, if that's what I think it is
so go for it
it does not involve uma delicia right?
RIGHT?
RIGHT?!?!
I don't know what that is
I dont feel comfortable taking alcohol from my aunt
Maybe if i was home
monkey soup 
Artem has a wine aunt confirmed
eyyy
Nah its buried somewhere, have this instead
try to remember the tips next time you cook it and feel if there's even a tiny, but improvement
I saved it in telegram
Hopefully i dont forget
Thanks busy
a brainfarter's life flashes before him as he dies (it's mostly memes)
What is with cheburashka memes anyways 
what cheburashka memes
where you find cheburashkas in objects in every day life
or well
cheburashka shapes
is it like spotting the disney logo?
Yeah no idea man
sharpy schizoing weird slavic memes
Artyom discovering the joys of cooking and enjoying an actual food and not seven days croissants from the market arc
he's gonna be a healthy and strong boy now
Gonna make carbonara now when Im home alone for a few days
guanciale or bacon?
In watching KV-1
Bacon I guess?
fair enuf
Boczek is not really anything like american bacon
2 minutes into the movie and looks like the panzer 4 and KV-1 are actually well depicted
~~inb4 salo carbonara ~~
It's "how to present cool classic game to zoomer generation"
in before
in the beninging
Yup, meaning prediction/guess
It can be used in an ironic predictive way

Ooh
Ini mini miney moe
In di biningin
i ate hot beef soup

was the beef or the soup hot
did you fuck the soup
at least take it out to see a movie first 
retards everywhere it seems
people dont know what "inb4" means anymore π
Damn 6 minutes into the movie and the KV-1 is already fucked up
Right on time
I am reinstalling cs2 to do funny shit
im playing knife only on death match
to be 1st place and piss people off
i almost always get at least 3rd place
dogding bullets while on knife is super fun
i feel like a fucking ninja
bro just cant track 
I cant track either
lmao
@stone blade @narrow lotus
plus i try to get advantage on the mouse sensitiviry
i see that alot of people play it with a very low mouse sensitivity too
those are fucked with me
and you get move speed boost while on knife
man im salivating for some stab
maybe ill plaay later
gta 6 leaks are nuts
@placid sail
go to eepy on more or less the same time every day and also at night (impossible, heroic challenge)
what have we become
The tanks are really well made in this movie
@stone blade you stupid
Im just joking tbh, my sleep schedule is good
Im gonna start going to sleep earlier tho
I wake up tired
NA NAA
Welcome into the 35 Club , Artyom
Busy is here to guide you
artyom is 17 with 20 years of experience
@narrow lotus manager gave us all an emergency meeting
oh man
talk about beyond cooked
oh damn
the manager who took monday off ?
same bitch
C I N E M A
i always check her facebook on days off incase she posts a picture of her in her bed reading
futus futiti mattii
bro is in the wrong STALKER server
there have been managers who do this shit
@narrow lotus @placid sail @river zealot @potent hamlet @pale ingot @eager igloo

the laptop is warm, anywhere else is not
i gotta look the best on a video of me getting blown in half by a drone
based
Warm
Confy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deo_Sdphoj8 @narrow lotus
#Π»ΡΠΊΠ°ΡΠ΅Π½ΠΊΠΎ

Lmao
Cats just want to sit in laptops
they are warm
@heady crow me blowing my load
okay glock boy go jack off horses
i passed my exams in some classes
and still have tabs on that topic open on my broswer
i had a class in which i retook the exam like the max amount of times cause of a clerical error not giving me a pass
i passed it and had the assignment on my pc for like 3 months
Dude there's a PDI (Chilean FBI) video with some dude with a Tavor
chile has a lot of israeli weapons and vehicles
for some reason
π iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 2 entrie(s)```fix
ID: 574061
Action: MUTE
User: 485449895033962538
Responsible: 136355068881403904
Reason: Slurs of any kind are not allowed - take a nap
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 03 October 2023, 19:19 (UTC)
ID: 573141
Action: MUTE
User: 485449895033962538
Responsible: 136355068881403904
Reason: Take this as your initiation lesson, no slurs in any form. We all know and love GTA, but we still can't allow it
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 30 September 2023, 16:16 (UTC)
@stray zealot (bl00dwyn) has been muted for 7 days for reason: 3rd mute for slurs in memes and other stuff, next one is a direct ban - 7d
What about slurs in classic songs?
i hate how i can tell what he got muted for the first time
looooooool
what he post the first time
you know that scooter from gta 
Songs are a grey area , they are fine
Lyrics tho shouldnt be posted here if they have any slurs
i think i have a song that you arent gonna say is a grey area
Obviously , there are limits
I have the perfect song for falco then
check dm Iedy
damn i wish i was a potato chip
so songs with nword good? 
I mean rap songs like tupac and shit , yeah , why not
they are on youtube after all
That one korean song 
i dont think that's a good argument 
idubbbz had a wholeass career on yt
"Should be fine, my song is on LiveLeak after all"
Leaking something alright
blur no
yes
domestic violence tho
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lol
@narrow lotus
shes got a shank too
really rubbing it in your face blurry
fuck the shank bro them thighs are crushing
uh i mean WATCH OUT SHE HAS A KNIFE
man i hope the switch 2 will be able to play 60fps

im tired of 30fps
iedy being a sassy law-breaking romanian child somewhere on reddit while simultaneously somehow being a mod in gamma never stops being hilarious
we love our sassy romanian mod
hhahaha
lol I mean
Biden's america 
correct
@grizzled meadow
God I love this series 


