🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz can ping grok, i can ping sniper

[pastel quartz]

Exactly

[pale ingot]

who do I get to ping

[inland jackal]

Youyou

[pastel quartz]

@coarse bear as many times as you can

[river zealot]

unjolly fellas glow in the dark

you should run them over

[pale ingot]

[inland jackal]

!vero

[split canyon]

⠀

[pastel quartz]

Trust he loves it

And wont mute you

[pale ingot]

so true

dry is a very nice and not evil individual

[river zealot]

@hollow fog who put you in the jar bro

what did they do to you bro

[pastel quartz]

Yes

Ok hopping on tarkov

actyually id about that one

i opened it

help

stop me

[pale ingot]

you deserve to go retarded if u opened tarkov

[pastel quartz]

toolate

[prisma quartz]

gn brainfart

[tidal trellis]

What I do 😵‍💫

[prisma quartz]

well said dumbass

[inland jackal]

Soaping your cat obviously

[tidal trellis]

Idk what that means!

[narrow lotus]

why do u have an alt in here?

[prisma quartz]

main

ban the other one

[narrow lotus]

why

tf happened

[prisma quartz]

dw about it

[narrow lotus]

aha

it is tos isnt it

[inland jackal]

One ban, we wont feel it

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-veeunus-cat-cat-bath-gif-24674851

[inland jackal]

Just like that one

We don't talk about that ban

[tidal trellis]

Cute

[pale ingot]

Twink

[inland jackal]

Doesnt change that you soap your cat everyday

I bet flop doesnt have anything to soap anyways

[tidal trellis]

BAD

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot i think hes treating you like a dog

You tell "bad" to dogs

Flop is a man-i-pull-ator

[tidal trellis]

What

[shell venture]

i pray you'll be banned

https://tenor.com/view/please-pray-donald-trump-speech-bubble-please-donald-trump-gif-9519662826781862517

[pale ingot]

twinks best friend is a man after all

[inland jackal]

So true

[slender rock]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6V7zJOoCyx2LUECNqYFrhQ?si=a4f1b27a26e64096

is the embed gonna work

NOPE

[shell venture]

L

@lyric horizon pussy

[inland jackal]

Kekpoint

[river zealot]

bro i was gone for 5 minutes

i get 6 pings

[slender rock]

VITTUA

[inland jackal]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

microcelibrtiyyu

[lyric horizon]

🤤

[pastel quartz]

your mother

[river zealot]

hey w

[inland jackal]

Pizda

[lyric horizon]

Pizdownica

[inland jackal]

Why is that funny

[lyric horizon]

Funny word for

you guessed it

[inland jackal]

[lyric horizon]

VAGINA

[inland jackal]

I know

[lyric horizon]

cipa

[inland jackal]

Like, pizda is level 1

Pizdovnica is level 5

[lyric horizon]

Pizdogonnik

[inland jackal]

Eh

We have one tho, lemme whip it out

Pizdurina

Big used pizda basically

Okay maybe not used

Point of the story is that words can have funny combinations with the suffix that tells its size

[inland jackal]

Hi alpicia

[spare blade]

Iedy i am really sorry for what happened nearly 6 monts ago i love and respect everyone

[inland jackal]

Alpizdia

[placid sail]

feels good to finally be home and eat some food

[inland jackal]

Hi bus

[spare blade]

there might be joke about homeless people

[river zealot]

literally me

[coarse bear]

You're going in the contraption, lil bro

[placid sail]

бэбка

[river zealot]

i made shawarma today busy

i think i pinged you for it actually

[placid sail]

describe it

[river zealot]

uhhhh

good

could have used more filling tho

[placid sail]

the ingredients you cat

[pastel quartz]

wya

[river zealot]

#🎪bruh-fart message

oh uhhh

chicken, pickle, tomato, fried egg

some sauce

i just added ketchup and mayoness really

[placid sail]

sounds decent

nice

[river zealot]

shaved today

im a big boy now

[placid sail]

my son is all grown up now

[pastel quartz]

a npc just spawn in front of me and tapped me

[river zealot]

i actually dont look like an incel anymore

i guess i won

[inland jackal]

@fresh rose jebo te marvel bez razloga

[placid sail]

what, were you wearing the puberty moustache all this time?

[river zealot]

correct

[fresh rose]

igra je super

vec sam gold 2

[dreamy flax]

📂 iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 2 entrie(s)```fix
ID: 725170
Action: MUTE
User: 454248010566598696
Responsible: 146741297875517440
Reason: We do not take lightly to such bullshit from anyone, if you think rape talk is only for "strong minds" then you better leave this server on your own , otherwise i am happy to help you show the door.
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 26 May 2024, 10:43 (UTC)

ID: 789524
Action: WARN
User: 454248010566598696
Responsible: 161206746902167552
Reason: Go back to reading the #📄rules . we don't like cringe incel shit comments like: "iM gOnNa RaPe ThEm Fr" in here.
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 26 May 2024, 09:42 (UTC)

[inland jackal]

Opa tozla

[placid sail]

can't cast stones at you, I was reminded just yesterday how truly horrid my late school puberty moustashe was

[inland jackal]

[narrow lotus]

[river zealot]

[inland jackal]

Zdarova ledy

[placid sail]

that some foul vibe

[fresh rose]

erm

what the frick

[inland jackal]

Lets see

[placid sail]

I think you should kill this one

[lyric horizon]

Who is this?

[placid sail]

whoever you audited iedy

[fresh rose]

Strigoi

its strigoi 100%

strigoi alt account

[narrow lotus]

cant audit banned ppl

[inland jackal]

@spare blade

[lyric horizon]

I cant copy paste the number

[narrow lotus]

its this guy

[placid sail]

death

[inland jackal]

Hes not banned no?

[lyric horizon]

He apologized

No?

[narrow lotus]

Well , sure i guess, he did get a sentence idk how big the mute was but

well , i guess we will see

[inland jackal]

@lyric horizon i found a meme

Its so kek

[spare blade]

it expired a long time ago, i just had some stuff irl

[lyric horizon]

Look weseli

I found a meme

Its so увы

[spare blade]

[lyric horizon]

Look weseli

I found a jokerge

[fresh rose]

@stone blade @inland jackal trying so hard to imitate a fraction of romanians power
https://fixvx.com/justinwhang/status/1867818951159558243?s=46&t=1iDrPKHqhOo86dl1Cd27lw

[inland jackal]

He does need to be faster than the refresh rate of cams

[lyric horizon]

He didnt even move the can

[undone wave]

Recycle react
Time to krill myself

[spare blade]

~ 10 frames a second?

[pale ingot]

weak

[inland jackal]

11

[pale ingot]

im like 7 times as fast and i dont need 5 tries for it

[lyric horizon]

It was the gypsy

[fresh rose]

come to lobby 5

i want to watch

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1030235266402766968

[spare blade]

he actually steals 3 soda cans at once

you just didnt notice

[pale ingot]

the third one is with his ass cheeks

4th one with his dick but he hasnt unlocked the necessary muscles yet

[inland jackal]

@fresh rose si cuo karanaleusa protiv budzeta za studente

[fresh rose]

SOMEONE

ACTUALLY JOINED

LOBBY 5

AFTER I SENT THAT

[fading shuttle]

i have a good meme to share

[fresh rose]

ne sta sere

[inland jackal]

Pa sad si cuo

[fresh rose]

budala je

[undone wave]

Its a shame I only got to live a Half-Life 2

these are my unforseen consequences

[river zealot]

i lvoe killing glorpers dude

[placid sail]

squid game

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/grimble22988/status/1867978226838151273?t=unF67aAniv_VnoXjqSqhDg&s=19

[pastel quartz]

[shell venture]

why is it on loop for 30 secs

[high wing]

why are you asking me

retard

[shell venture]

you posted it dumbass

[pale ingot]

both of you are retards

[pastel quartz]

ass cheeks moment

[placid sail]

oh my god

https://youtu.be/ttVtllHkb4E

SLAY THE SPIRE TOOOOOO

CACAAAAW

[shell venture]

yes

we are eating good next yaer

attack animations

[grizzled meadow]

Italian pride

[sage otter]

Animations look cool

Wonder what new card we'll get

[shell venture]

no defect

dogshit game

[placid sail]

slash me runs and slam dunks the watcher in the trash where she belongs for being too convoluted for no good reason

[sage otter]

defect can suck dick

Busted orbs

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

2k friendly damage

[high wing]

alright russia

artem came in like "if anyone turns around im shooting them"

[placid sail]

ew

MOOOOM

THERE'S THIS WEIRD ASS CAT OUTSIDE AGAIN

[high wing]

i mean outer worlds 1 was fine

but eh

wasnt really memorable

other than rick sanchez looking dude

[high wing]

@ g r o k

[placid sail]

ew eating french

[shell venture]

kys kys kys kys kys kys

[high wing]

youre gonna get a tummy ache

[river zealot]

me when i see a cat outside

[shell venture]

[high wing]

artem has some hidden rage

[placid sail]

slash me laughs in 4 billiard frozen orbs and blizzard spam

[shell venture]

no one gives a fuck about watcher

give me defect and shiv silent

[placid sail]

a yes the shiv build

[shell venture]

apm build

[placid sail]

the greatest build unless you're fighting the sluggerton

or the heartson

or the red gob..

[shell venture]

gremlin nob gets fucked by shivs

he is the defect run ruiner

[placid sail]

you better finish the job in one turn or you're getting fisted by that 200000 rage stack

oh wait no

my senile memory is betraying me

[shell venture]

gremlin nob 🤝 book of stabbing
on killing runs

[placid sail]

gobo rages from support cards, not attack one

nvm you're actually fine then

[shell venture]

skills

[placid sail]

slug and heart will still molest you though

[shell venture]

ye

unless you have after image + kunai

literally unkillable

[pale ingot]

not the french

[placid sail]

not sure after image and kunai will cover for heart action punish AND the consequent attack

but perhaps

[sage otter]

I don't like shiv very much but it's still better than heavy strike ironclad ig

[placid sail]

whoa whoa whoa

[shell venture]

5 trillion block body slam ironclad better

[placid sail]

what's your fucking deal with heavy strike

[shell venture]

we take perfected strike in this house fool

• clash

[placid sail]

pfffffffff

ah yes perfect strike

I too love to have my deck being 300 cards

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-devious-fish-guy-jesse-gif-17018435657832496989

[placid sail]

ah

I get it

[shell venture]

ironclad 3 million strength + pummel 🫦

[placid sail]

🫵 you have no energy economy to afford a 2 energy destroyer

energylet

[pale ingot]

bz manchild mode ON

[pastel quartz]

dude my guy in tarkov is stuck infinite eating crackers animation

[shell venture]

he's hungry

[pale ingot]

is he perhaps... white?

cannibalism..

[sage otter]

Did you just fucking call me German ?

[placid sail]

damn

you came up with an insult I should have used myself

I don't know how to feel about it

[pastel quartz]

SIE SIND DEUTSCHE BÜRGER?

WILLKOMMEN IM VATERLAND

[river zealot]

,play https://open.spotify.com/track/43UV5Uk0ntzH6MP8Rx1RKh?si=0a5df90a8fa74128

[final rose]

search

[pastel quartz]

JA

Ich werde ihn für später mit nach Hause nehmen

Freak

[final rose]

german

[pastel quartz]

Dann

NEIN

NEIN

[final rose]

germs

[pastel quartz]

beende dein Leben

[final rose]

danke

[pastel quartz]

Ja

[final rose]

idk what he said

[pastel quartz]

Gern geschehen

Bruder

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/can-i-have-mod-gif-23342885

[pastel quartz]

Kann ich einen Moderator haben?

Bitte

ich bitte

Ich habe eine Scheiße in meiner Hose

[prisma venture]

pičo mluv česky a nebo vubec

[final rose]

@ idey

bird

@ bird

[slender rock]

[river zealot]

waowie

[slender rock]

threads be interesting

[slender rock]

she replied

oh no

I am deleting that just privacy sake because didn't think it was actively watching

fuck

[river zealot]

fuck do you mean she replied

send sauce

[pastel quartz]

noit german channel

[river zealot]

i want names

[slender rock]

DMs mf

[pastel quartz]

oppsies

[river zealot]

I NEED NAMES

[slender rock]

BROTHER

[final rose]

@slender rock fucked up big time, didnt he?

[river zealot]

im still confused to what the fuck you are talking about

[grizzled meadow]

He posted a pic of someone

[river zealot]

yeah i saw it

"it" was activaly watching?

[final rose]

whta?

[high wing]

damn

[river zealot]

[high wing]

calling chicks "it"

[ruby minnow]

what was watching?

[high wing]

gamma has gone woke

https://tenor.com/view/shake-my-head-gif-1912732471815915742

[ruby minnow]

smh my hand

[final rose]

hand?

brain stroke?

[ruby minnow]

yes smh my head

[broken pebble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018533341101817877/1316779815700926494/AQO4hRLXrLYEl35iVOxd_WsrgqdIL3Ka2tTEYGuqd0aJq48eSqsfhbJSvYnX51iUhuKi6qfQv6yrbcfzSqYlFlS8.mp4?ex=675eed44&is=675d9bc4&hm=c6db85387524b877d871dc7190a28098fb71e81f8140cc68966ad12ce4597619&

[grizzled meadow]

Always has been

[final rose]

true

[ruby minnow]

woke alert

[high wing]

falco part of the woke virus

[grizzled meadow]

Never

[ruby minnow]

falco will soon go by the name falconi and have fake tits

[high wing]

falconia

[final rose]

blur gone

dismembered

[river zealot]

blur is fucking losing it i think

[final rose]

KIA

[arctic pawn]

bath time

[broken pebble]

OMGGG

A SPHINX CARRR

I LOVE THEEEEM

lil ballsack kitties

very huggable

and squidgy

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002358795005067274/1317091388252360755/cm-chat-media-video-11a4fe72e-c0c4-5a2e-ba2f-7ee214751bd31704500.mov?ex=675ebdf1&is=675d6c71&hm=544b6eb06a0cba599f9ae21ff276a955198802956409de38a229502867e9540e&

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/naughty-dog-naughty-dog-he-knows-smirk-gif-17855811

[broken pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/livesnakereaction-mgsv-mgs-metal-gear-solid-big-boss-gif-7033470008269717523

[deep topaz]

i think blacks need help cause they're stupid, not because they're a different color

[mossy void]

I found out that eeny meeny minie mo is racist

It’s not “catch a tiger by its toe”

It’s

[stoic girder]

"oh we cant have voter ids cause black people are too stupid to get one"

[mossy void]

The other one

[pastel quartz]

@dry jolt banned

[dry jolt]

lmao

[pastel quartz]

lol

[dry jolt]

Funny thing is; I didn't add that automod

[pastel quartz]

lmao io got cooked by god

[high wing]

alexflipnote too famous for us little ppl

[lofty oxide]

did they get rid of that channel where people posted them funny stories?

[dry jolt]

[lofty oxide]

tryna show my mate what stalker is like and that’s the best way I know how

[high wing]

I like xela's pfp who made it

[uncut yew]

The RP channel? was removed a LONG time ago

[lofty oxide]

nahhh I was there for that

People posted it like greentext format

[uncut yew]

Don't think we had one of those here in the GAMMA server

wait no

we fucking did didn't we?

[lofty oxide]

yes and it was hilarious

[uncut yew]

Damn, can't believe the Mods took it from us

[lofty oxide]

I was looking through all the channels thinking I was retarded

I can’t even remember what it was called lmao

[uncut yew]

I thought you were retarded too, until my premature-Alzheimer's-roleplaying neurons started firing

[lofty oxide]

god bless when your brain just gives you dementia for a sec for no reason whatsoever

[uncut yew]

"Stalker stories" or something like that

Hey @grizzled meadow I assume you know. What happened to the channel where people would post their stories from the game, not the cringe ass RP one but the greentext style one?

[lofty oxide]

Oh I searched for the channel apparently people started rping in it

[grizzled meadow]

He's talking about a different channel

[grizzled meadow]

I think it got deleted because it was simply useless

[pastel quartz]

gfonna touch alex

falco pookie

[uncut yew]

Damn, alright. Thanks for your time.

[lofty oxide]

falco

My favourite Italian

how’s life

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/simsenhd-kokkemand-italian-gif-19909813

[potent hamlet]

My typa shit

[pastel quartz]

NEIN

[pastel quartz]

built like me

[lofty oxide]

Speaking of my favourite then insert nationality

[pastel quartz]

depression

[lofty oxide]

syno still here?

[river zealot]

good night brainfart

[lofty oxide]

good night artem

[river zealot]

i swear you posted this before

[potent hamlet]

I got a platypus

[lofty oxide]

truly one of the animals of all time

[potent hamlet]

Sophie Walten is just too cool

[river zealot]

cute

[lofty oxide]

also I finally played stalker 2

I hate it

[potent hamlet]

One of my favorite animals in the world

Followed by the Orangutan Tangerine, the Silverback Gorilla, the Shoebill, the Crow and the Sand Snake

[river zealot]

Do you actually have a list lol

[river zealot]

Yeah idk it just feels weird

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, I like a lot of animals

[river zealot]

Not stalker i guess

Feels like a default open world shooter

[potent hamlet]

And without mentioning the crabs I like

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

добраніч мавпочка

я збираюся торкнутися тебе ❤️

[river zealot]

[potent hamlet]

The giant japanese Crab, the hermit crab, the horseshoe crab, the Yeti crab and the Ghost Crab

The Yeti crab is just too cool

[broken pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-ohne-my-drilla-mafez-gif-3424289957786701431

[river zealot]

Why is it

Hairy

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/touch-fingers-couple-caressing-hands-gif-17120890

[potent hamlet]

He has hair to grab plankton and other edible stuff so he just has to walk

[pastel quartz]

whaty

the fuck

hair ballsaccck spiuder crab

[potent hamlet]

Literally walk and get free food

[river zealot]

I can see why they call it yeti crab

Alr, night Al

[potent hamlet]

Goodnight Arty

[grizzled meadow]

Us

[potent hamlet]

Also this, the Bathyphysa Synonophore

Basically a bunch of living diminutive creatures that get together to hunt

"Carnivorous colonial organism" as the BBC calls it

[inland jackal]

Ciao falco

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[inland jackal]

So piranha

[ancient barn]

tangela

[potent hamlet]

Don't worry, it's only on the deep waters of chile

[potent hamlet]

Basically, yeah

[inland jackal]

Also evening "Al"

Weird name ngl

[gleaming grove]

Whats the most brainfart thing today so far

[potent hamlet]

Not really, pirañas are singular carnivorous creatures that live in a group

[gleaming grove]

Is that the

[gleaming grove]

Seaweed looking Plant from Plants vs Zombies

[potent hamlet]

Al is just diminutive of Alice

[ancient barn]

bro its a pokemon

[potent hamlet]

I got a tank top all white that says "Germany" on it

[inland jackal]

[potent hamlet]

It's pretty funny

[inland jackal]

Make it say deustch

Deutsch yes

[potent hamlet]

Deutschland

[narrow lotus]

Osaka schizo posting hours i am out gnight

[inland jackal]

Exactly

[inland jackal]

Wym

Im literally here till 1 am

[potent hamlet]

It's the most sane stuff I've posted

[potent hamlet]

Information about animals I like

And clothes I bought

Like, normal stuff?

[inland jackal]

Get some jellyfish facts

Yes normal stuff

[potent hamlet]

The Fragata Portuguesa is a very dangerous kind of jellyfish that appears in Chile in summer, their tentacles can cause serious harm if not treated quickly

[inland jackal]

Portugal in name
Its in chile

[potent hamlet]

Specially dangerous because kids think it's a balloon

[potent hamlet]

It's in Chile, but it's originally from the Portuguese sea

[inland jackal]

Or a swimmer hat

[potent hamlet]

They usually travel and end up in Chile

Don't know how

But they do

[mossy void]

Man o war

Very cool

[ancient barn]

tropical waters always hold horrible creatures

[inland jackal]

Its always the warm areas

[mossy void]

I have never seen a man o’ war firsthand before but from the pictures and videos I’ve seen, I really like em.
Very beautiful, but very dangerous

[potent hamlet]

There's a species of jellyfishes that Live in deep waters and instead of having long and slim tentacles, they have meaty and short tentacles

[inland jackal]

What about those who emit light

[slender rock]

the chicks post

[slender rock]

yeah apparently

[potent hamlet]

Phantom Jellyfish

[inland jackal]

Looks like a hat

[potent hamlet]

Bioluminescent Jellyfishes

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/meet-the-robinsons-disney-prepare-to-be-amazed-doris-gif-16006784

[potent hamlet]

And the Big Red Jellyfish

[mossy void]

It’s Doris

[potent hamlet]

This was the one I was talking about

[inland jackal]

Dolores

[mossy void]

No it’s Doris

[inland jackal]

Its Dolores

[mossy void]

Incorrect

[inland jackal]

No u

[potent hamlet]

I'm pretty sure Jellyfishes can be bioluminescent as a defensive mechanism

[inland jackal]

How so

[potent hamlet]

Like, when most animals are dark, you suddenly encounter a big bright motherfucker

It's like seeing a dude with gang tattoos

[potent hamlet]

That gotta be no good

[potent hamlet]

A big buffed dude with gang tattoos

You usually stay away from that guy

Well, the same with bioluminescent Jellyfishes

[tidal trellis]

Everything hurts, it's so cold

[mossy void]

Bro spends his day staring at his food cooking

[tidal trellis]

I'm shaking so much 😵‍💫

[mossy void]

Chicken noodle soup

[tidal trellis]

Too late for that

[sage otter]

"what kind of retard looks inside a oven and smiles ?"

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner-2049-jonah-gif-15461738203592622393

[potent hamlet]

Reminds me of the Black Dragonfish

[mossy void]

a very sad day

[tidal trellis]

Not really, no

I love soup though

[potent hamlet]

When you're too hungry and you know you're only 30 seconds to eat your favorite meal

[mossy void]

You’re sick I take it?

[tidal trellis]

Gotta be my all time favorite meals

no

Just cold

[upper shore]

10 sets of furious masturbation, 10 sets of pushups, 30 minutes run around house looking for crack. problem solved

[mossy void]

I actually have a bunch of microwave tomato soup cans under my bed for such an occasion

I love tomato soup

[tidal trellis]

First one disgusting, push-up nah, running though sounds fun

[upper shore]

"disgusting"

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/laamiga-amiga-tina-t-speed-gif-8920986860101869973

[upper shore]

it's ok everyone uses the jack shack every now and then

[potent hamlet]

He's Muslim

[tidal trellis]

I'm a civilized man

Smh

[mossy void]

“Under your bed? That’s weird”
I live with my family, my brothers would swipe that shit in a heartbeat if I didn’t hide it

[upper shore]

oh

[potent hamlet]

He's a hypocrite ofc

[upper shore]

well

[tidal trellis]

HUH

Also hi Osaka

[upper shore]

whatever I'm using the jack shack as we speak

[potent hamlet]

Like when Indonesia banned Duckduckgo because they kept encountering porn ads

[tidal trellis]

Is so cold 😵‍💫

Help

[potent hamlet]

But Duckduckgo doesn't show porn unless you watch it first

[potent hamlet]

Are you in your house?

[tidal trellis]

Yes

Under a heavy blanket

And some layers

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/on-fire-supernatural-fire-ghost-im-here-gif-19508864

[potent hamlet]

Put more clothing under

[tidal trellis]

How much moreeee

[slender rock]

set yourself ablaze

[tidal trellis]

I don't wanna resemble, Mustafar, Anakin Skywalker

[potent hamlet]

A long sleeve shirt, joggers pants and a hoodie should be enough

[deep topaz]

Holy shit it's a Christmas tree

[tidal trellis]

Ooh, hoodie sounds good

[potent hamlet]

And try to get a heavy fleece pajama

They're life savers lemme tell you

[tidal trellis]

I'd love to shop for clothes but, I'm broke

[upper shore]

I have memes but I will be banned

[tidal trellis]

0 moners

[potent hamlet]

They're like 15 bucks maximum

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1316461416026345522/caption.gif

I was gonna say that the retard freezes while its warm

But i forgot that i have heating and he probably doesnt

[potent hamlet]

He's from Pakistan, he obviously doesn't

Duh

[river zealot]

Guh

[river zealot]

Get heated soon

[potent hamlet]

You're from Ukraine

Houses probably come with heater or something

[river zealot]

Uhhhh

[potent hamlet]

I usually prefer to get multiple layers and go around

[river zealot]

My house has a gas heater

This apartment has a centerlined one i think?

[potent hamlet]

My dream heater is those japanese heaters that heat the floor

And it emits heat from the floor

So you can walk around barefoot

[tidal trellis]

What

Also we have a heater but like the bill

Its crippling

[slender rock]

just wear a blanket

[potent hamlet]

Get a wood stove

[tidal trellis]

I am fool!

[inland jackal]

Start running

[river zealot]

My sister had heated floors installed in her home

Shit is fucking peak dude

Its so nice

[slender rock]

do it again

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, I want those if I get to build a house

[tidal trellis]

Glooves I need gloves

😵‍💫

My hands

[river zealot]

Seeing someone in a shittier situation than my shithole kinda warms me

Knowing that there is someone actually worse off

[inland jackal]

Also hi floppy

Fartyom isnt it 1am for you

[potent hamlet]

Big spider

[slender rock]

poke it

[river zealot]

Its almost 2 yeah

[tidal trellis]

Hiiiii

[slender rock]

art, that's

fucked mate

[inland jackal]

I have an excuse, i was on a bday party
You just have bad sleep schedule

[inland jackal]

Floppy stick

[tidal trellis]

What

[river zealot]

I worded it badly

[inland jackal]

When are you learning to drive flop

[river zealot]

Knowing that someone out there is in even worse situation gives me hope

Maybe its not that bad

[river zealot]

It does get pretty expensive

[inland jackal]

Worst feeling is when you sneeze and fart at the same time

[potent hamlet]

I've heard about sneezing and shitting

That's gotta be worse

[inland jackal]

[potent hamlet]

Like when people have diarrhea

[potent hamlet]

Classic

[inland jackal]

[river zealot]

[inland jackal]

Ngl

Hobo 4 total war was my fav

[inland jackal]

Just a recap for those who heard of the game but dont know about the sequels
1 killing hobos
2 prison
3 wanted aka fighting polis
4 fighting army
5 aliens
6 hell
7 heaven

@potent hamlet give us a flash game

[slender rock]

Zandorm loudest fucking game ever?

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-dva-doomguy-doom-gif-10946830

[sage otter]

Pushups and burpees go

20 of each @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

I'm not doing no pushups

[sage otter]

weak twig

[tidal trellis]

Rude!

[sage otter]

What's stopping you

[tidal trellis]

I don't wanna

Shrimple

[sage otter]

You don't wanna get warmer

[tidal trellis]

That's not how u get warm!

[sage otter]

How would you know ?

You don't wanna do your pushups

Do 20 right now, takes less than a minute

[ancient barn]

EXERCISE!

[plucky void]

brutal doom mentioned

[tidal trellis]

I'm not doing no stinking exercise

Imma be going 2 sleep

[sage otter]

Then stay cold and weak

[high wing]

Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he's choppin' up all the women's meat
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat

[potent hamlet]

CS Online

Pico's Rampage

Sonic 1

[sage otter]

Mugen

There's uhhh

AdventureQuest too

Alien Hominid, Motherload

[grizzled meadow]

Incredible game

[plucky void]

WAKES UP IN THE MORNIN HIGH PAST FIVE
CHOPS FROM SUNRISE TO SUNSET
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE STAYS ALIVE
MEAT'S GONNA BE THE DEATH OF OL' PETE YET

[shell venture]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY CHILDHOOD

i remember the shit combo

[plucky void]

and you don't know if you farted or sharted

[fresh rose]

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQ1yP3P530

this starts good at the first second

[nimble thorn]

Vero

[pastel quartz]

Someone

Gonna dm someone a meme lmk if its pistable

I have a strong feeling this will get my banned permanently

Weseli isnt up

So

Azu ur up bud

Nvm

[glad carbon]

@high wing @river zealot

[fresh rose]

What if you just

Read the rules and decide if its bannable on ur own

[grizzled meadow]

DMs

[grizzled meadow]

It's not funni

[pastel quartz]

Well

Its

Its kinda

Idk

Its stick figures thats the issue

[grizzled meadow]

Send it in my DMs

[pastel quartz]

I think im bouta scar falco for a moment

[high wing]

https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/qw5s4m/im_busy/

[hazy finch]

a part of me thought "hmm this sounds familiar to a song i heard in FNV"
and the other part of me call the other part an idiot

[glad carbon]

@mossy void

good afternoon buddy

[mossy void]

THE POLICE PUT PETE IN JAIL, YEAH HE FINALLY MET HIS FATE
BUT WHEN THEY CAME TO PAY HIS BAIL, THEY FOUND HIM CHOPPING ON HIS CELLMATE

[mossy void]

Tis indeed

[deep topaz]

how do i even damage this enemy

its immune to like everything

[narrow sorrel]

neco arc is a saibaman?

[deep topaz]

dont never get high after playing silent hill

[upper shore]

benadryl hill

[stoic girder]

its really fucked up they cancelled the silent hill first person game

[gleaming grove]

@urban crater is this you

[pastel quartz]

the colkisto protocol

wasnt bad

idkk

the combat shit

feels like phone game timed buttonmash

[urban crater]

[undone wave]

@winged chasm Are you some kind of
Impostabeere?

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-out-of-hand-gif-25556408

NOW THERES TWO OF THEM

[arctic grove]

Aoe damage, since thats pathfinder

Alchemist fire even?

Swarms suck ass

[potent hamlet]

Just noticed my chest bag can be used as mini rig

[pastel quartz]

very manly figure

[potent hamlet]

Today I used it and a group of cops passed by while I was using it and I was just smoking lmao

[potent hamlet]

Maybe because it's a picture from the internet I got from Pinterest?

[pastel quartz]

ohh

well i assumed cuz u sent a picture of chest bag and said my chest bag

bummer

thought you where aman

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[potent hamlet]

So the cops just like, saluted me and kept going

[potent hamlet]

I have a similar bag but it's like empty

[pastel quartz]

ill fill it for u bbg

i got coins and thumb tacs

[final rose]

hell nah banjo

bad road

[potent hamlet]

Nothing close to a mini rig, but it could be modified

[final rose]

turn now

[pastel quartz]

whhhat

[potent hamlet]

I would like to get another one for airsoft

Yo get at least 3 mid capa mags and two secondary mags

Man, learning about fashion design and stuff really makes your life easier

[final rose]

[potent hamlet]

You can get an old backpack and make it out as a rig

[final rose]

you are clueless

[pastel quartz]

i am

[low atlas]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1074453271768469564/1193918781202911372/friend.gif

[potent hamlet]

Or get a bit of good cloth and make a mag pouch

Or fixing your own stuff

[pastel quartz]

fent puuch

[potent hamlet]

Like, I want something, I can make it

I wanna buy KLMK cloth tho

I want some pants

[potent hamlet]

I want this pattern on some pants

But not in like, a stupidly flimsy cloth like the original cloth was

Some crazy Chinese sells KLMK camo on heavy cotton fabric lmao

Like 5 bucks the meter

[potent hamlet]

I wanna MAKE THAT FUCKING BRIGHTON 82 JACKET

Im getting excited again

I'm gonna tone down again

[pastel quartz]

can we get aban

[potent hamlet]

fo who

[pastel quartz]

you sad 😦

wtf

why did it type tha

i said "for you"

[potent hamlet]

the brainrotting is working

[pastel quartz]

my brain will rot a week after a bullet enters it

[potent hamlet]

why not start now

[pastel quartz]

busy

guild war

[low atlas]

which class

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpiYaOnQuxU

man

creepypasta era was weird

[pastel quartz]

rn on my guaridan

althought hes boosted garbage cuz i used lvl 80 boost

juust using him to grind few things

[sage otter]

sadly the wvw scene is ded

[low atlas]

ofc it is

[pastel quartz]

wvw is very active

[sage otter]

Yeah but it's not what it used to be

[pastel quartz]

doessnt mean its dead

dead means nothing

[sage otter]

Had some fun between 2014-2021 ish

[sage otter]

It's mostly KT and public tags, fight is less interesting

Idk about pop changes but that always changes so it's not a issue ig

[pastel quartz]

womp womp

[low atlas]

too little coordination in wvw but

[pastel quartz]

i reshaeded my game

[low atlas]

if u go with a group that has actual healers

its hella fun

[sage otter]

ye coordinated group play in wvw is very satisfying

Which I could go back

[potent hamlet]

wvw is dead lol

[sage otter]

Idk what's the meta like

[sage otter]

rn it's full of vindicators, less reboon but too much cleanses

So meta is prob some mongoball but less condi

[low atlas]

my most fun was finding rogues in a blob and we go off to the side to fight a 1v1

i knew like 6 rogues who did that

most fun ive ever had

[sage otter]

I don't like rogues lmao

[low atlas]

for good reason

[sage otter]

Just trying to gank me when i'm alone as a minstrel firebrand

[low atlas]

i burnt myself out on weaver as of late and stopped playing 😔

[sage otter]

either drag them the whole map being slow or die 1v2 and get jumped on

bunch of cunts

I don't think FB is meta anymore

So I prob won't go back

[low atlas]

for WvW you mean?

[sage otter]

ye

With vindi cleanse people prob run 2DH instead of FB

What server did you play on @low atlas ?

[low atlas]

i forgot, its been long

i was in EU tho

[sage otter]

Was it high pop ?

ENG I assume and not DE/ESP

[low atlas]

yeah ENG

and i think it was high

[sage otter]

Deso/Gandara/Whiteside ridge are usually high pop

[low atlas]

gandara is full now actually

[sage otter]

Other varied like Surmia

[low atlas]

lol

so is whiteside

[sage otter]

Vabbi big too

maybe not anymore

[pastel quartz]

jorkking my picvle

[low atlas]

very high pop apparently

[sage otter]

I used to be on WSR and it was always either very high or full because of bandwagon

Full 90% of the time so I had to get my transfers paid to follow the relink every time

Anet making big bank every relink

[shell venture]

@sage otter i beat time keeper with shivs

get fucked

[sage otter]

i'll shiv you

just waiting for you to sleep

[pastel quartz]

wwhat sis the keeper

[shell venture]

snail

[pastel quartz]

in

@dreamy flax take his balls

[dreamy flax]

🎱 Question: @pastel quartz kys
Answer: Seriously?

🎱 Question: take his balls
Answer: You'll be the judge

[sage otter]

Cantha ?

Don't recognize the trees

[glad carbon]

dina :3

[sage otter]

Morning

I actually should get some rest time

Nearly 5am

[pastel quartz]

desert higlands

i have been trying to do all of this without a springer

lol i did it and had to do some sketchy ass shit

[sage otter]

I remember doing the exploration backwards with a character

used a friend waypoint to get to Elona then I went north

Exploration is fun but explo gift is a pain

[pastel quartz]

idk what thta means tbh

[sage otter]

Never crafted a legendary weapon ?

You need a variety of magic gifts to sacrifice to the forge, including a exploration gift which you get by exploring 100% of the map

I hate it

[glad carbon]

[pastel quartz]

never heard of that in my life

i was told crafting was siple

[sage otter]

It is simple, you usually need lots of T5/T6 ingredients, but you can buy those at the trading posts, magic gifts you can't buy

[prisma quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/paradise-gif-18362865157008424581

[nimble thorn]

Why is gamma server vc

Always either

Slavic men screaming

Or no one talking at all

[shell venture]

why are you going there in the first place

[fading shuttle]

both are wrong, gamma vc is 10 players in a chat with 8 of them streaming

[nimble thorn]

I was hungry

[shell venture]

[nimble thorn]

Nuh uh

[nimble thorn]

Not mutually exclusive

[shell venture]

yuh uh

[fading shuttle]

yes it is

[shell venture]

it's always like this

[nimble thorn]

Half of them are screaming

Ergo, not mutually exclusive

[pastel quartz]

Falco advised me not to send the other meme

So here’s this instead

[shell venture]

pussy

[pastel quartz]

Crack rruined tou

[nimble thorn]

My new nickname should be peenor touching guy

[pastel quartz]

I

No

Kys

[nimble thorn]

Rude???

[pastel quartz]

I am literally in the process of doing that

[nimble thorn]

WALK THE PLANK

Fuck you banjo

Stealing my idea

[pastel quartz]

Bro it was already in motion

You can have it

[nimble thorn]

Nah

You can have it

[pastel quartz]

Ill find somthing else

Nah

[nimble thorn]

I have a better idea nyway

[pastel quartz]

Its not cool now

[nimble thorn]

Exactly

[pastel quartz]

Lets kill ourselves

[shell venture]

banjo is like mida
everything he touches becomes unfunny

[nimble thorn]

Suicide pact?

[nimble thorn]

Real

[pastel quartz]

I mustve Touched you

[shell venture]

you wish

[nimble thorn]

????

Can confirm?

[pastel quartz]

Maybe

[glad carbon]

hi @nimble thorn

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1316436173492850818/image0-4.gif

[pastel quartz]

Heybrneratrd

[nimble thorn]

Hello cuppy cake

[pastel quartz]

Will i be banned for impersonating people

[nimble thorn]

John f Kennedy?

No

[pastel quartz]

U would like

Azu

For Christmas

[shell venture]

no

[pastel quartz]

Yes

[shell venture]

i already have one

[pastel quartz]

No

[pastel quartz]

N

[visual stirrup]

I

[stoic girder]

C

[paper schooner]

E

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/defusing-bomb-call-of-duty-trip-the-wire-cut-the-wire-stopping-the-bomb-gif-23354420

[glad carbon]

hi twinky

[pastel quartz]

4 horse men of the apocalypse

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1317425675069816872/IMG_20241214_113453_332.jpg?ex=675f4c85&is=675dfb05&hm=7da63174427b81d869b16fbb548fb37c38dd18abe9a8d6d2df0faabae13bb5fc&

[pastel quartz]

stuffing my gullet full of bacon