#🎪bruh-fart
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nah

@river zealot @stone blade @narrow lotus i am studying law but this is the second presentation about a pc building business i am going to give. One day i will come out of the passion closet 
But sure call it a cult if I don’t have the inclination to go over multiple centuries of research on the subject
these bitches love sosa
get money, become the chad of your life
You don’t have to believe it, and I’m tired of the subject anyway
📚 pohui
[Pohui] is a russian swearing word which can be translated by "[I don't give] [a f]*ck"

walk the plank
vero
"pohuy" is more phonetically correct
well excuuuse me 
what the fuck are you two talking about

Twinkism
bullying is good
Bullying is good
how the fuck did that even happen
from a silly picture
you guys are austistic
mods make a poll if bullying is good
Crossdressing
democracy

Bullying is good
narcotics are good
📚 Crossdresser
A person who dresses in clothes normally only associated with the opposite gender. A man who dresses in womens clothes is a male to female (MtF) [crossdresser], a woman who dresses as a man is a female to male (FtM) crossdresser.
[Crossdresser] is often synonymous with the term transvestite and both only refer to the clothes a person is wearing without making any comment on which gender the person acts as (this is related to [transexuality] or [transgenderism]) or their sexuality.

@narrow lotus make a poll
when a woman dresses in man clothing its because "they are better"
noooo little romanian child, don't go into that crossdresser cave!
but when i do it
Conversation doesn’t stay on one subject constantly
those who snow ❄️
no lonely women will have to go their house alone tonight
does not matter if they're on foot or in a car
@prisma venture
daumm u good i just keep playing infantry to learn to game a little
i can't see shit
that would be so fire in wh40k
Abahahahahahahaha
Who is the dude, I always forget
Is he from Baki?
yea
he got FUCKED UP
and regened his body with 1000 years of chinese love and kungfu
whats the point of an IFV if the infantry doesn't like idk, get it in, then fucking sideslapped like a toddler by a lat
get the boots to the front line
the boots dont want to get in
who would...
fuck my fat ifv driver life
@narrow lotus @stone blade
https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2024/12/11/0af0daad123d680b.mp4
a few nights when i was in Poland
Bless my beautiful automatic rifleman life


Stalker anomaly has a history mode?
fuck my fat squad leader life
bitch you have dementia
yes?
the fucknig legend of the zone strelok questline
then the sin questline
for stalkers?
!storyline
@potent hamlet #│📚manual message
📚 Storyline Progression Guide™
🫵
i loooove staring
How bout that prick’s face when he saw the gyatt
Fiber optic cable
jesus christ
what the fuck is this from 
roblox ?
is it just some roblox game?
@potent hamlet
I didnt know roblox had those kinds of lightbars
hey frot
roblox
High speed internet access
Lotsa money in dat shite
hows it gooning
oh yeah ?
fuck my fat ifv gunner life
ifv twink
Bungas
Dungas


Fungas
Kungas
@potent hamlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gKx8zhzVwk
@grizzled meadow @lyric horizon
this shit kills me
Season 5 Episode 10 Cold Cuts
pretty much
True
when i first watched it i thought my pc died
what slurs may I use against hispanics effectively
latinx
Effectively?
I can do a small list in DMs

do it here
I feel dirty by saying that
Say it pussy
tapatio
it pussy
huh
They made it out of the mexican guy
Tapatio
Orale guey I’m on the tapatio bottle
anyone knows that shorts guy who makes cooking videos
the way he says tapatio
Yes
its just the same shit as with eastern europeans
is s****a an actual slur? 
xox nywka ?

oh no

artyom is jizzing all over
what does it mean

tell me
dont worry about it
i need it for the list
hohnyshka?
I could call my Hispanic friends a plethora of insults and that word would trump all of them

idk
Is "sudaca" actual no-no word? 
tbh that goes for every country
when did you last speak ukrainian then? 
call me morocan and i'll skin you alive
the last time i went outside
uhhh
2 days ago
what? are you from monaco? 
one day I'll be on the deep end and I'll just approach some buff looking neanderthal russian around here and tell him ого здарова хахол

aye

bro
aahahahaha
a7bk
SHUT UP 
One finger picking is my preferred method for speed
What does it mean?
Video womt send

if you're ending it all, at least be creative about it, yes?
@lyric horizon 
morocco 
im going to bed
arrr arrr scurvydogs 
Wrong french colony integral department

a terrible fate for you
A lot of money in that shit
one of these is two is really not like the other
Whats a sudaca?
uhhh, I heard it was an iberian insult for south americans
Okay
oh man
never get banned busy
imagine booking a trip to monaco and accidentally getting to morocco instead
You gotta answer one question
idk 
learn to read minds
you just jorked
oh is it non-spanish slurs then? 
not yet
oh I got a ton of those too
So I both mind read and travel in time
Better to cum in the sink
Than to sink in the cum
- sun tzu
better for you to shit in the urinal than for the shit to urinal in YOU
It was definitely in the art of war last I checked
sure
but instead of the tardis, or the DeLorean it's just literally flops dignity that controls space and time
@tidal trellis Oh look it's Twink'o'clock
me
@tidal trellis twinky winky
man COME ON
Brainfart says they're tired of me and drags me in
make up your mind!!!!!!!
i have so many questions


what?
you disappoint me
not important person
brandon harrera?
also i would rather kill myself then give any of you fuckers my twitter
guntuber and american politician
@high meteor did u finish
the fact that you own twitter says enough
wut

finish wut
game

friend is hosting world
wait who is Herrera 
guntuber
😩
Brandon herrera is a gun youtuber
its my racist app
reaching reactors is the end for rn
just get telegram
already do
your cooked
Ak50
ohhhh
well read the bio
3d printed guns
show your telegram account
his cooked what
Hes also running for governer or something?
the real ceoslayer?
I cant remember
US house rep I thunk
Yeah that
no
you can pull too much info from that shit
my twitter name is a bunch of gibberish
@high wing 
and i deleted my instagram a couple years ago
discord is really the only social media i use
cowards
brb paying telegrambots for artem's dox
your going to get his house arty
lmfao
cute cat
hi twink
tvth nuke
Spend christmas with your family
bye twinky I disappear for couple weeks
they will continue with me gone
and you are forever twink
hi twink
Zimo come back!
who
The guy that made the wednesday videos
ah
he also dropped this swedish banger idk
Mulle Meck är tillbaks och reppar orten.
Lyrics and song by me and voicify.ai.
Music and production by Osias and Yaego: https://soundcloud.com/osiasmusic
Lyrics:
Mulle M tillbaks igen och bygger fat ass beats
97 2023 föralltid King of the streets
Cruisar runt i nåt nåt tungt jag slängt ihop i från gården
Med mina shooters äntligen ute från kr...
it will END 
who
@wooden surge
it will stop once you go to a gym
or get a gf
or a bf
do fucknig anything at this point bro
man come on this is unfair! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucgTAaDkGUU @low atlas
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"Disposition" fro...
do men at this point flop
I'm straight!
do something flop
have u tried either
no
ah, what do you know
I've yet to get into a relationship even 
ok so ur just a lil questioning fella
wanted to try that new f2p marvel overwatch
it's 2024 almost 2025, doesn't matter what bits they have on the bottom, everyone is gonna get ghosted after 6 months lol

no im not 
flop is a lil gae 🥚
cute
??
@tidal trellis texting
у меня в шараге так дерьмово английский преподавали, что я на хорошем школьном уровне там спокойно жил на пятерки, нихуя не делая
🤔
flop's fuse is burnt out
he needs to reignite the dying star within
WHA NO
Lol
what is that site name
isnt egg like
the term for closeted trans individuals?
there's two terms
thats a weird name man
🏳️🌈 ?
Kiwis use it for clowing on someone
🫵
ya know
There are two genders
False
Ki ora chur man
англ всегда хуево преподают, хотя очень полезная тема, на самом деле
you're basically a woman yourself, therefore, its gae
that's not very gachi of you 
What does that matter
fair point
LES BALLS
gock*
IT'S PLURAL

Le cock
Jolly is lesballsian

did you know there's a tiny rudimentary vagina at the base of your penis
@weak jackal
I left it there
ironically the french term for "dick" (pp) is La bite (feminine)
drake reference???
tuesday

bro really named a kot cumshot
Lol
Put on a new set of strings (From Rotosound to DR Hi-Beams) and thought this is the opportunity to cover Tool. I was going to continue with Opeth (got one ready for next week's post) but the metallic sound of the new set matches this song perfectly.
Quite an easy song, but I'm not used playing a bass like an acoustic guitar (sort of).
A lot of s...
unironically I thought it was thursday and went to a meeting room thinking it was actually thursday
"where is erryone?"
this week stretches like resin
dont laugh at @river zealot 😿
but maybe it's for the best
this week is going too quick man
i barrely started the day and its already almost 11
its going by like any other week, wdym?
cute
don quixote
also
I've been pretty productive this week, but honestly, it's all a distraction from wanting just one thing
to leave russia?
A big booty latina?
why cant one have both 
do they have those in Russia or is it only holdovers from the cold war lmao
Maybe big booty Latvians
we dont have those in post soviet countries
cant have big booty in communism
Cause there’s no food
cuba has no big booty latinas gonfirmed?
we definitely have big booties sillytyom
and probably latvians
don't know about big booty latvians though
British sex tourists caused the collapse of the soviet union so they could get access to fat Slavic ass
inb4 only on men
no damnation
nah men usually have gigantic belly
the anglo saksi were behind it all along!
@heady crow
bantyom
counterweight for balance 
@slender rock
bro i dont want to hear it from YOU
you fucknig said slurs 30 minutes ago
shut up
They done stole his tiretrack
Ain't got no gas innit
Cant have shit in Detroit
artyom keeps saying them too
its ING
lies I would have been dead otherwise
true
сool cat
Ngl i always get scared its a leo2 when you ping me with wrecks
Also he cant park there wtf
we cant be together, busy, you know that 😔
i mean not really a wreck
just gotta move it
transmition is probably fucked
hows your day going bruno?
I am way out of your league
I am eating fried pelmenis with sour cream and dill rn
champion food
Maybe, reminds me of how a tank of ours had a track go fucky wucky and rip the transmission and drive wheel 20cm to the right side
Was fun getting that back to the brigade

Same old, maintenance and side quests
Finished up maintence though
Gotta drive a few tanks to cold storage but thats it
Wbu?
it was so tasty, but it ended so fast
whens your army service over?
I should learn to eat slower
eh nothing much, got my headphones from the mail
day flew by too fast today man
what are you going to do afterthat?
havent done shit
Nice, which ones?
Work and wait for my studies to start in september. Forestry engineer
Yessir
just some chinese wireless shit
the sound quality is good somehow
i hope they dont lose bat fast
Apart from that maybe peacekeeping eventually, im kind of untrained for regular jaeger stuff but it shouldnt matter too much
Warming up my kitty, this dumbass got a runny nose again
Haha yeah hopefully. Always good to carry around a set of wired buds, thats what i do atleast
Dude keeps sneezing hard
oh yeah? well im eating raw condensed milk again
are you preparing for the war or what
yes
Also partaking in some alcohol in moderation ofc :). Gotta celebrate somehow
yeah i should get a wired pair
or perhaps it's a diabetes speedrun
hey catbites
go do some Finnish folk-racing
Artem
copypaste fail
I just can't wait for bruno to return home in a week and drown brainfart in bateman clips
finally, something else other than derivative flop bullying
@stone blade
it doesnt ping if you edit
he'll find it eventually
Sadly they dont make bateman edits like they used to
he doesnt even go into brainfart anymore
@stone blade
Ivan you disappoint. why do you hate us
.
it's okay, we have the memory of retarded gas-sniffing goldfishes, your old stash will do just fine
Me
you are one of the most prolific perpetrators though
or are you decyring the derivative nature of your copycats?
@river zealot whatcha up to mr artem
I started first, so I got bored first
rn?
it's only logical
studying javascript
rn fella
will probably go sleep in the next hour
Going 5km/h
should have studied java
okie fella
could have become a minecraft modder
Nvm they do make em like they used to
@weak jackal @potent hamlet @frail scaffold Uhh forgetting someone else probably
im half done with cowboy bebop
any recomendations for future
why me?
Angels Egg or Perfect Blue
blackcurrant 
genuine question
pretty sure there's an AI at this point that can manufacture that shit 24/7 and nobody being the wiser, or at least I think someone like @minor cypress could make one relatively quick
blur
respectfully
im scared to even look into those
the :3 is the vibe of chaos
youtube shorts is 50% AI slop meaning scripted voiced and edited by AI
brotherhood is good
63 episodes with great pacing and a good ending
oh and Haibane Renmei (灰羽連盟, lit. "Grey Feather Federation")[
the chinese commuist party even edited the blood to be blue!
thats a good real depressing philosophical anime too
blur if i watch shit you recommend im gonna end up like you
@river zealot when was the last time you watched nge?
nge?
Evangelion
never
Oh shit, he was planning to kill her the whole time 
Holy
💀 watch the 1990s version
Hes just like me
well he is a psychotic serial killer
I thought he just did it on a whim and made up dinner to impress ber
REAL
He never hurt anyone wdym 
watch fma:b first
yeah i will
Uhh, 1.0/2.0/3.0, the original series, the original movies (with end of eva?)
is snow strippers - under your spell the official soundtrack of Bateman edits now? wtf
Yes.
I will never figure out who the funny glasses woman is 
@river zealot
All you need is Misato
Shit's 40+ years old what the fuck?
the classics
man i swear this anime shit will end with me being like blur
watch ghost in the shell and black lagoon
good old depression
Black Lagoon is great
you done with black lagoon now?
Nah 😭
brother this shit is inline with eastern philosophy
You know im bad at watching shows alone
hiii shien
it is eastern philos
brother
just happens to be the far east but still counts
how is there a crossover between your 2 favorite things?
I will die on this hill
One of the Sakuma companies closed down 
i have enough depressing shit outside my window
So
in 2022
I was browned for being helpful

Ive found out that people who are into tanks are usually into asian culture be it anime or otherwise
I helped someone fix his gamma and got removed from big boy chat
Asian tanks: 
Also kpop isnt my fav thing smadge
Do only high ranking people talk in this chat or something any newbies
I guess its the closest you are going to get to an EVA without going to pilot college
I just like my leo2 :(
Well how is life
I see why this chat is stinky poo poo no gamma related talks
Poland is buying a modified k2 black panther, german tanks will NOT be rolling through poland soon (hopefully lmao)
We were getting it ready for storage and complaining about how the next crew is gonna have to deal with them. The thing is well be the next ones to use it eventually
Berlin to warsaw with only one tank
True
What the hell is Indian asmr
Dooo not redeeeeem
poland really likes japan for some reason
ah yes, poe guild called STALKER GAMMA
Nah
seriously grok did it sound great in your head, or you don't even care at this point
doors lock 🙂
I’m not doing character ai type of role play here
I can wiggle through the floor gap with all that babyoil
nah this is where you sit down and listen to the entire tool discography
and you can't leave
What are you talking abt is everyone autistic in this chat moderator let me out I won’t ever troll
Could have just called it "GAMMA" or something like that 
no 
sit the fuck down and enjoy your meal
You're stuck with us
Ah fuck
GET IN THE TANK BRUNO
Yeah so this is not ideal
go to fucking offtopic
Busy, swirly him in sralnya 
he initially planned to call it "PLEASE PLAY MY MODPACK STALKER GAMMA" but the name was too long
too damn bad
I sense unrelieved tensions

@narrow leaf whilst you're here in exile ping @tidal trellis and call him a twink
@placid sail can i relieve ur tension vro
I'd rather play Puzzle and Dragon in French 
that one really got your heart didn't it
I can imagine my lieutnant saying that to me when war comes for us
Ill have my shinji moment then
do not!
Huh
he is using your discord name? 
don't do it!
don't even think about doing it 
fat cat
A Greek person
oh wait, bruno's a tanker? 
He can get rid of the brown
Yeah, we game war thunder on the regular
Ναι
I don’t think he can
Platoon level tactics work wonders in that tank cqb simulator
Bravo
Bruno leak docs 
He's a helper, he can
inb4 it makes the tank worse
I dont know if you realise how hard it is
Just twink ping him
Why would he remove this cursed sigil from my account
Idk how
But yeah he’d ban me
I have been directly instructed to NOT leak the documents on war thunder Forums by several of my lieutnants
dont worry by the time they get used the Leos probably get modernized another 305035990 times
Im sorry
oh no I agree bateman and prince charming flowing one into another is done pretty sick
nooooooo
thin twink
can you leak the alouette docs 
who
Hmm, well i havent been given an order to not to
you, idiot
@tidal trellis
Ill see what i can figure out
@tidal trellis

(pls dont
)
🤔 there is probably an NDA clause in your contract
@tidal trellis
STOP
not up to me.
@tidal trellis
@narrow leaf
Continue doing so and it'll get worse
But seeing all the complaining about the engine deck protection changes for the leo2 in war thunder i wished i could leak some documents. Just a tiny bit
thats how they get you
got banned
this is how they get you.
inb4 it makes the tank worse 
I'm not!
Yeah some day. You dont even know how i annoyed i was at people being like "you arent a real tanker, how would you know? Do you have any proof??" Well yes and no
I'm not being stupid! 
@heady crow ur not a real tanker, you ahvent driven an m1 abrams
Yeah tank cqb simulator ass game
Time to enlist in america i guess...
you gotta drive and gun at the same time or else ur a fake tanker
you gotta be a tank or you are not a real tanker
😭
i miss the time when they put up the execution in brainfart
Getting your body sliced in half by getting stuck inbetween the hull and the turret jeesh

go move to worst korea and leak sekret black panther docs 
the good old times when we would all congregate on the village plaza and watch
they still do sometimes
Ye everybody with the popcorn and packwatch ready
Ive already been conscripted once. If i go through it again ill lose my mind
Speed run
And getting dragged out for some random political uprisings doesent seem fun either
they do serve to legitimize the monopoly on violence by sovereign rulers so it would be apt to do it in this setting. To keep brainfart in line
I saw a video of one unit eating Ramen at a convenience store, that looked kinda fun
probably one of the stinky upper channels mods done it
"Upper channel mods"
burgeoise mods
8 days left? Wartortle
Party revolution afters where?,
Bz out here making an anime level tierlist of the mods with their power rankings
Didnt some high level guy refuse the coup orders lmao
the defense minister tried to kill himself and failed, he tried to provoke a North Korean attack, the shit coming out in the days after and even now are insane
339 mornings in this fucking organisation already. Glad im getting out
wait who
I imagine gamma like a skyscraper with upper floors being offtopic and newbie chat and the likes and it's like that pretentious posh society of redditors giving each other backshots instead of handshakes, and then you go lower and lower, through cooking channel, tarkov, other shit, until you eventually arrive in the hellish, but warm and free shit pit Detroit basement which is brainfart
the guy that pinged u
bruh-
sralnya is the sewer pipes then?
I weren't serious! 
nah he is still here
always was
i think
so whats the sralnya channel in this model?
Divine Comedy looking ass, with brainfart at the bottom
what he said, literal sewer level, with shit rivers and giant rats

discord being shit as awlays
it's not even hell (brainfart is), sralnya is just poop void outside of creation
where do support channels lie
and yeah multiple units refused their orders wich is why things like media buildings and shit were not effected. the unit deployed to the national assembly was ordered to drag the MPs out of the building and cut off electricity wich they also refused
purgatory
dude i have no idea why
HE LAUNCHED A COUP
but rus speaking shitposters are just 10x worse for some reason
lowest levels of g'ay posh layer
hiii

why?!
I think it is one of those hindsight 20/20 situations 
he probably thought he had it all figured out
@digital quartz
and then a cascade of bullshit happened and here we are now
do not question the will of creator (me, in that case)
beautiful
he's questioning it because he actually doesn't understand it
Im glad lil b got on that beat
@high wing whats up vro
Birth of Rap is so good
yeah sounds like, he was woefully retarded recently
you make a bad creator ngl
recently?
or maybe it wasn't as jarring before how absolutely dense he is just out of sheer novelty
Me
welcome back A J soprano
The Cure lookalikes are starting early this year
Russian fan likes weebs who make guns
ok fuck you too then
I hope you lose your bitcoin
out of novelty? 
99% of gamblers cash out before their biggest win
guh?
you are not helping your case rn
Hope youre well ted
📚 Novelty ( | 'nɑvəlti )
- Originality by virtue of being new and surprising
- Originality by virtue of being refreshingly novel
- Cheap showy jewelry or ornament on clothing
- A small inexpensive mass-produced article
here you go flop
I choose no violence
Not a guh worthy moment
twink
also, I never was!
p!guh
but thank you
damn
Haha, you held on for this long? Didnt it rise back up in price a bit ago though
man I'm just being myself
I can't ask anymore? 
Im happy for you ted
yes its going crazy rn
Im glad one of my bros made it
Thats real asf, any big gifts in mind specifically?
50k is a lot
you can buy one for Bukele for jacking the price up 
damn 
no a gift
@mossy void oil up vro

Holy shit ted with the big bucks
man western vehicles with soviet era go fucking hard
But ted, think about it you could have 202k instead if you go bet it all on red
this is the shit i thought i would only see in movies
get me a gift for yourself will ya, some homemade pastitio will do 
💎 🖐️
Fucking hell xd
I still havent seen a 2a4 turret with era though
🤔
Ngl yeah thats classy. The 2a4s armour was made against heat and not arrow rounds so nice to see era slapped on it
The main sight though haha
yeah but I think thats some kinda upgrade package and not just some era bricks they had lying around slapped on top 
That onws photoshopped
The cheeks are different saturation and contrast than the rest
youre in what, law?
The hull is also fading away
Yeah true, main sight is embedded in the turret and backup sight right next to the barrel on the mantle. I hate the germans for moving the backup sight above the barrel though
thats like saying you work at a business
They should have just made it work somehow in the mantle. The main optics are so high you dont really know how far up you need to to shoot and for the round to not hit the edge of a ditch or something
yeah but its ... not very descriptive and lawyers also work for businesses
i guess, you have done a lot of investments?
Not #OldMoney?
He works for general mills and inspects grain silos
just sharpie some markings on the lenses
I bet they would love you for that





