🎪bruh-fart

[atomic crane]

Rural America internet is rough. We pay like 80 dollars for our current speed

[arctic pawn]

livind in rural places is a huge w

[frail scaffold]

Do they let you preload the game or is that only for preorders

[arctic pawn]

unfortunatelly the internet sucks ass

also the phone towers

[atomic crane]

If we got satellite it would be less money and way faster but latency would be too high for multiplayer

[arctic pawn]

at least you'd have fast download

[glad carbon]

xbox

[atomic crane]

Tbh I only play single-player games these days so maybe I should get satellite

[frail scaffold]

Lame and homo

[glad carbon]

thats you

[frail scaffold]

Im not lame

[arctic pawn]

youre going to download as soon as it releases

[glad carbon]

[arctic pawn]

in other words

10 more hours

for who doesnt have fast internet speed

[frail scaffold]

My internet has actually been pretty good recently

But yeah itll def be like

Minimum an hour

[wooden surge]

Woe DSL speeds upon all of you

[atomic crane]

I won't be able to play the game for another 4-5 days anyway

Too much shit to do irl

[arctic pawn]

how much hours, 150 GB with a 20 mega bytes per second download

assuming it will download at this speed all the time

[atomic crane]

150*1000/20*60

Lol awesome discord thx

[glad carbon]

8

[arctic pawn]

damn

[glad carbon]

idk dude

go to steam

install a 40gb game

see how long the estimated time is

then cancel install

[arctic pawn]

[glad carbon]

then multiply that

it should be 8 for me since exodus is 4 hours and thats like 70 odd gb

[atomic crane]

Or just do this one simple trick: look at what I posted

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/lYihh7Z

[arctic pawn]

wstill clueless

[arctic pawn]

KITTY

[low atlas]

@glad carbon

[placid sail]

kill yourself

[low atlas]

want a secret to stay awake?

[glad carbon]

no i will not goon

sorry surrae

[low atlas]

no no

[tidal trellis]

🕰️

[low atlas]

better solution

[tidal trellis]

You're late

Also how rude

[placid sail]

what's the show

[frail scaffold]

Also download speed will usually fluctuate

Or is that wifi moment

[atomic crane]

125 minutes or 2hrs and 5 mins

[naive bison]

goob

[atomic crane]

@arctic pawn

[placid sail]

damn

strelok got some glow up

he doesn't look like a confused balding twink anymore

[naive bison]

this mf wants stalker 2 so bad he started converting 😭

[glad carbon]

oh fuck it im goin to sleep

my install for stalker 2 is an hour

[narrow lotus]

cant wait for nude strelok mod

[low atlas]

ahahaha

I CALLED IT!!!

[arctic pawn]

oh thank god

[low atlas]

I CALLED ITTT!

[glad carbon]

20 minutes too early

sorry surrae

[low atlas]

@glad carbon quitter quitter

[glad carbon]

bet forfeit

[pale ingot]

who

[glad carbon]

i thought my install would be like 4 hours

[arctic pawn]

so its gonna be more of less 3 hours do download

[glad carbon]

i had steam limiting my download speed im stupid

[arctic pawn]

because it doesnt go 20 mb/s always

[digital quartz]

I think thats wifi moment

or ISP moment

[glad carbon]

@low atlas I will either be up in 3 hours or not at all

[placid sail]

maaaan. everyone is downloading sdalger and shit and I'm going to watch tomato's stream of it at best

[frail scaffold]

Our router is ancient

[low atlas]

i will timeskip so i can have a decent enough computer to play it

[frail scaffold]

But it seemingly randomly upgraded itself

[arctic pawn]

i wanna see moist and baldie playing it

[frail scaffold]

Used to get 30mb download now its average like 60 to 80

[placid sail]

so you're strong enough to overcome fomo?

[frail scaffold]

We didn't do anything

[low atlas]

i never ever played a game on release :)

[arctic pawn]

brother you are underestimating your potato pc

[low atlas]

i dont wanna play a triple a game with 30fps FSR ultra performance on half my resolution, i wanna actually play the game without getting a headache

[arctic pawn]

man that reminds me of the good ol days when i used to have a shitty notebook with no real gpu, only intel integrated graphics

[placid sail]

I remember waking up at 5 am without any alarm back in the day when civilization beyond earth released, I was super exited for it because alpha centauri was mega bussing

and it turned out morbidly mid lmao

[frail scaffold]

My trick for being unable to afford games is simply forget they exist till you're reminded of them a year later

[arctic pawn]

skyrim at 640x480, ultra low potato mod nexus

[frail scaffold]

And then the game is usually on sale by then

[arctic pawn]

60 fps

gta 4 same shit, could get 15 fps

good enough

[low atlas]

odd thing to be excited for lmfao

[river zealot]

Kitty parked on me

[low atlas]

didnt expect that to be on someones radar

[river zealot]

Is this how i die

Hypothermia

[frail scaffold]

Hes keeping you warm

[arctic pawn]

lmao i remember playing darksiders 1 at 10 fps, beat the game like this

[placid sail]

I used to be big civilisations fans

[arctic pawn]

good quality kitty

[low atlas]

nah, back then maybe i didnt care, but i genuinely get headaches from playing fast-paced games on shit pcs

[river zealot]

@glad carbon @narrow lotus

[arctic pawn]

9.5/10 (cozy)

[placid sail]

also damn cohh is already streaming sdalger 2

[arctic pawn]

old dog days coming, brother

[low atlas]

playing cyberpunk 2077 on 10 fps and doing triple dashes melee only gave me so much cancer

[arctic pawn]

i have no issue with that today, but i'd beat any game at 10 fps

[low atlas]

i can do it

is it fun? no

[arctic pawn]

well id find it hilarious

tbf

[river zealot]

Bz look at the kitty

[arctic pawn]

and nostalgic

[heady crow]

Artjom reveal? Very cute kitty though

Pet him for me

[narrow sorrel]

is this footage from the front?

[river zealot]

Bro he is fucking sleeping

He is resting on my arm

[low atlas]

maybe for first 2 hours? i dunno

maybe im picky now

[placid sail]

no shit, you're warm and all

[narrow sorrel]

is it just some stray?

[arctic pawn]

perhaps

the goof in me would hyperfixate on that shit if i really find it hilarious

[naive bison]

mate he can't park there

[narrow sorrel]

or is it artem's kot

[heady crow]

Damn, you cant leave then. Destined to be his sleeping surface from now on

[naive bison]

does he not see it's a handicap spot @river zealot

[placid sail]

it's is kot's artyom now

[river zealot]

Fuck i flashed the kitty

[low atlas]

i have a curse of trying to be good at vidya even if it doesnt matter

[arctic pawn]

car parked

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flashbang-photo-take-picture-camera-gif-513262279230435265

[low atlas]

so i play on hardest difficulty perma

[tidal trellis]

poor guy

[low atlas]

and then playing on low fps gets me tilted

das how it go

[placid sail]

damning without context

you slut

[narrow sorrel]

simply dont play

[arctic pawn]

relatable

[narrow sorrel]

duh

[river zealot]

[tidal trellis]

damn, I broke my headset again, whoops

time to bring out the super glue

[low atlas]

thank you for telling me the solution i already do

[narrow sorrel]

he broke his headset

[arctic pawn]

when i used to play games at lower fps i felt like the game had amazing graphics but my pc was too shitty

[narrow sorrel]

he intends to fix it with glue

[arctic pawn]

now everything looks like shit when i have 60 fps

except cyberpunk

its beautiful

[low atlas]

i think the issue for me is like

[narrow sorrel]

always has

[low atlas]

if its inconsistent fps?

glorpshit

if its consistent low fps? thats ok

[narrow sorrel]

1 fps

all you get

[narrow lotus]

gg

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus look

[arctic pawn]

indeeed, i was fooled by the illusion of low fps=super cool graphics

[narrow lotus]

[wooden surge]

@glad carbon @lyric horizon @arctic pawn

[river zealot]

Yeah

She parks on this bench usually

[narrow sorrel]

with a collar?

[river zealot]

People feed her

[naive bison]

HELL NAW

[river zealot]

Yeah

[narrow sorrel]

[river zealot]

There are 2 more actually

But i dont think they are here

[split isle]

Less than 2 hours!!!

[narrow sorrel]

Somebody's missing a cat unless they were simply involved in a casualty event.

[arctic pawn]

i cant take it anymore

[river zealot]

Man im freezing

[arctic pawn]

yo need mroe cats

to make a kitty blanket

[lyric horizon]

I am going back from my dentist check-up. Thanks!

[arctic pawn]

[river zealot]

Ok i have to go

Goodbye kitty

[lyric horizon]

Fake. Your abs are bigger

[arctic pawn]

goodbye lil bro

[placid sail]

leaving kitty alone in the cold without your warmth

smh

[pastel quartz]

thanks ig

[river zealot]

He is not happy

[placid sail]

betrayal

[river zealot]

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-bro-cat-i-will-probably-not-touch-you-touch-you-gif-13102019497570159230

the cat atm

[wooden surge]

Based and teeth pilled

[arctic pawn]

btw i thought this was your cat

[river zealot]

Fortune tooth upon ye

Or whatever the fuck they call it in English

[wooden surge]

Take ze car with you

[arctic pawn]

are you working outside rn?

[river zealot]

No, i was going home

[arctic pawn]

ah yes

[river zealot]

He and a bunch of cats sit on a bench near my apartment block

[arctic pawn]

lmao

i'd take them all, i have no self control

[river zealot]

People feed them every day

[placid sail]

wisdom tooth

[arctic pawn]

yeah theyre probably good in there

[river zealot]

That's it

[placid sail]

the same way it's in our languages silly

[arctic pawn]

here is ciso's tooth

dente do ciso

idk what is ciso in english

[dreamy flax]

Cannot translate to the same language

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

ciso

[placid sail]

thank you google, now go change your pants, they stink

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/please-please-take-a-shower-immediately-please-take-a-shower-take-a-shower-please-take-gif-26070243

[narrow sorrel]

lusophone?

[wooden surge]

Damn even deepl shidded itself

[placid sail]

slash me cracks nuckles

[arctic pawn]

yeah its portuguese

brazilian portuguese

[river zealot]

@naive bison

[arctic pawn]

can brazilian portuguese be onsidered lusophone?

[narrow sorrel]

I got nothing

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: **Russian** *(русский язык)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

STALKER 2 – average The first ratings from critics have arrived – the game has 72 points out of 100 on Metacritic and 77 out of 100 on Opencritic. They praise it for the atmosphere of that very “Stalker”, graphics, interesting world and characters. They scold it for technical problems, bugs, old-fashioned gameplay, stupid enemies and in general call the game “raw”.

[arctic pawn]

dente do siso*

its with an s

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[placid sail]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/siso

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[placid sail]

basically, it's the same deal

[river zealot]

chechna

[placid sail]

tooth of wits

[river zealot]

[narrow sorrel]

chencha

dsylexia

[arctic pawn]

fuck

so its wisdom

siso is literally wisdon

[narrow lotus]

77 is quite high for a release game ngl

[arctic pawn]

wisdomd-dsa7d8sa4d

sa

[placid sail]

it's his wild localized racism speaking in him, don't mind it

[narrow lotus]

from stalker that is 140 technically

[placid sail]

what kind of portuguese you are to not know your own language

[arctic pawn]

lmao you'd be surprised

[river zealot]

kek

[wooden surge]

77 is very good for Slav Jank

[placid sail]

try me

[narrow sorrel]

Busy, don't act like you've never met an illiterate person before

[river zealot]

dude

[narrow sorrel]

I know you live in moscow but surely you've left before.

[river zealot]

literacy rate in post soviet countries are like

90%

or 99% even

[arctic pawn]

imagine the equivelent of americans using the word "your" wrong but 10x worse

and an avarage 35 IQ

85*

[narrow sorrel]

chollima chollima

[arctic pawn]

sorry

35 is very low

[river zealot]

what

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

[placid sail]

ah, so it's just a simple case of "I'm local but I'm dummy"

I was expecting something more interesting

[narrow sorrel]

francophones when they spot me misuse ç

[placid sail]

charon for the love of his life can't use your/you're properly, he even huffs copium and boasts that he's too cool for grammatics, so sure, I get it

[hazy finch]

why do these 2 words look different when they are the same

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[narrow sorrel]

Literacy in the dprk be like

[river zealot]

i cant for the love of me get how to use than/then

[visual stirrup]

Stalker 2

just a week away

[somber warren]

s2 day 0 patch will be 130gb

[narrow sorrel]

"than" is only used for comparatives

[arctic pawn]

cant wait for stalker 2 release in 1 hour and 11 minutes

[river zealot]

ok it all makes sense now

[arctic pawn]

and after that stare at the download bar

[river zealot]

now to not forget it

[arctic pawn]

until it completes the instalation

all day long

[fresh rose]

true

[arctic pawn]

ITS HAPPENING

[placid sail]

переводя сложные слова америкашки: than для сравнений, "чем", "я умнее, чем ты" - I'm smarter than you
а then это обычно потом, тогда, в таком случае, "мне придется ждать крякнутый сталкер, и тогда я смогу поиграть" - I have to wait for cracked sdalger, then I will be able to play

[broken pebble]

yoooooo rate my dog ass art i did in college during a break

also sorry for bad handwriting

dont glaze me

[narrow sorrel]

play shitty browser-based game with too many russians
go with some guy who literally lives in donetsk to see some other russophone
see the other russophone
the first thing he asks is "russian?" IN FUCKING HEBREW

[placid sail]

gotta be sneaky breaky in case you ask the wrong guy 🥷

[arctic pawn]

the 1st one is cool, i like the style, i'd say try to draw the lines with a lighter hand, feels like you were trying to stab the paper

[river zealot]

but i also got it from his msg

Thanks anyway bz

[placid sail]

plus half Tel Aviv speaks russian anyway, so figures

[arctic pawn]

im sort of an artist myself

[river zealot]

Also sdalger doesnt have drm so its gonna release in like half an hour if not earlier

[broken pebble]

because the fuckin pencil was blunt and didn't have a sharperner anywhere

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

[somber warren]

[river zealot]

He looks

[somber warren]

look at those hairy arms

[river zealot]

Wrong?

[somber warren]

gawd dayum

[narrow sorrel]

ate enough chicken to grow feathers

[placid sail]

damn, Vaginovich glow up

does he still sit in his fart bunker

[ruby minnow]

he isn't trans???????????

[narrow sorrel]

transnational probably

[river zealot]

Where did the joke of trans sidor even come from

[placid sail]

from yours truly

[ruby minnow]

there is a female trader

[river zealot]

I am so happy sidor didn't autocorrect

[placid sail]

I am fighting the urge to change one letter in his name for five minutes now

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

monolith, grant me strength

[river zealot]

Never surrender

[narrow sorrel]

sdalger 2 is the sequel to killing floor?

The dweebs at gsc hired a WOMAN?

[somber warren]

sid is 100% MAN

[placid sail]

that's transphobic

smh

[unreal gull]

staying up 1 more hour to hit that download button on S2 then I'm taking a nap before diving in that hoe

[arctic pawn]

been a while since i dont draw something myself, that was the last non nsfw sketch ive made before never even toughing my pen tablet again

i was enjoying drawing the hair

maybe ill go back to that

[broken pebble]

honestly am a digital artist and not a irl thingy- plus i had a drawpad ages ago until i had to tell it for money- bills and shit dude

[river zealot]

I would think you're one too

[broken pebble]

i use krita tho

[arctic pawn]

me too

i do commissions

[river zealot]

Looks nice

[arctic pawn]

mostly nsfw, i wish i had more normal works

[broken pebble]

i used to draw porn tho- for furries

[arctic pawn]

but i cant find people who wants something normal

its hard

[broken pebble]

especially during covid

[river zealot]

Freaky ass fart

[broken pebble]

no, i wasn't commissioned by pyrocynical

[arctic pawn]

when i do find it ends up being nice

[placid sail]

that's unfair and rude how dare you

[arctic pawn]

thanks brother

[river zealot]

Mhm

[broken pebble]

i mostly got asked to do couples stuff- ya know

[river zealot]

Right

[arctic pawn]

i have other finished artworks but...

id be muted or banned if i showed it here

[pale ingot]

1 hour to stalk. . .

[narrow sorrel]

"non_nsfw"

[arctic pawn]

WHO UP STALKING THEIR STOLKS

[pale ingot]

not me.. im waiting..

[placid sail]

what even made you think I'm transphobic? if you say "you're russian", I'm revoking your "having a house" privileges

[narrow sorrel]

did it pay well?

[river zealot]

[arctic pawn]

Yeah, my commissions are mostly weird shit

[river zealot]

Youre also like 30

[arctic pawn]

some of them i even have to refuse

[river zealot]

The biggest racist man age

[ruby minnow]

furries love having their own OCs NSFW content

so yeah it probably did

[arctic pawn]

yeah

that is true

see that?

[ruby minnow]

i mean stellas cow pfp

is literally a nude BBW

[arctic pawn]

furries have shit tons of money to waste on noti OC drawings

[ruby minnow]

they have money to waste on fursuits

[arctic pawn]

its hilarious

[ruby minnow]

so they have money to waste on drawings

[arctic pawn]

yeah

[fresh rose]

stella?

[narrow sorrel]

that's... isnt that sam?

[fresh rose]

wait shes back

oh wait

he means sam

[ruby minnow]

oh yeah

[fresh rose]

lobotomyfart

[ruby minnow]

i confused the names

[narrow sorrel]

waitaminute baalbuddy is that you?

[fresh rose]

man i wanna go to the gym but I have to do 1600 driving theory questions

for tomorrow

depressing ass day

[ruby minnow]

fanatic has died in the line of duty

he was carrying 40 kilos of loot for me

and got killed by mercs

fuck you fanatic

you incompetent mf

[unreal gull]

driving theory? mane you start it and go down the road

[narrow sorrel]

which shithole does bogdan live in again?

[tidal trellis]

[fresh rose]

serbia

[narrow sorrel]

Don't go to belgrade

all the theory you need

[arctic pawn]

this bro here is part of a collection of characters from an RPG that someone asked me to redraw, it gave me so much money and i enjoyed doing it

[ruby minnow]

well at least i got to Yantar and the first stash i openned has advanced tools

[arctic pawn]

i want more normal works like this in my life

[narrow sorrel]

https://youtu.be/nNDefI-Y3-E?si=CuXW3eAptqIGkk5F

[naive bison]

I was literally IN THE SHOWER when you wrote that

[arctic pawn]

although i have to get better at doing some stuff, i mostly concentrated all my study times to make good quality sweat and other corporal fluids, genitals, and other libidinous features

[tidal trellis]

[narrow sorrel]

You're a muscovite you hate everyone and everyone hates you.

[final rose]

[ruby minnow]

so are you a professional porn creator now?

[arctic pawn]

nsfw art, yes

i used to make alot of it

[narrow sorrel]

it was the Australian(?) cow

[arctic pawn]

but i stopped

been almost a year since i dont draw nothing at all

[final rose]

Stella is french

[narrow sorrel]

yes but bro meant sam

[tidal trellis]

man sold his soul

[arctic pawn]

not really

[final rose]

Mods reference

[naive bison]

After extensive analysis I have concluded that players are homophobic

[tidal trellis]

guh?

[river zealot]

Yeah right

[naive bison]

Wym yeah right

[arctic pawn]

the fact i draw porn shit is hiarious to me, specially thinking that someone actually got aroused by a CARTOON

[final rose]

I got flop'd

[low atlas]

he hasnt said it in sometime

[arctic pawn]

once a furry girl commissioned a waluigi nsfw

[tidal trellis]

I still don't get it

[arctic pawn]

got real good money out of this, but man i had some fun

i cant understand how there is actual artists who draw for the sake of finding it sexually attractive

because its so goofy

[naive bison]

-No, you don’t understand, I draw porn to appreciate the female physique!
-POSE THE FUCKING WALUIGI SCAT PORN SCENE

[final rose]

Why are you digging a deeper hole?

[naive bison]

3D porn artists, basically

[arctic pawn]

never worked with poop

yet

[naive bison]

You will if the money is good

You art whore

[arctic pawn]

i will

[naive bison]

[arctic pawn]

i did with piss

why not with poop

[naive bison]

I’m out

[tidal trellis]

mr I suggest you quit digging the trench

[final rose]

And you tell me to stop talking?

[naive bison]

Every porn artist I’ve talked to have no personal standards

[arctic pawn]

i did?

[final rose]

Yeah
Damn

[arctic pawn]

well sorry, if i really did then i was a fucking retarded

i have no right to tell someone to shut up

[final rose]

Well anyways

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[arctic pawn]

what you mena by that

i draw a line when it comes to that

no puns intended

[naive bison]

Clearly you don’t

As long as the money is there you’re doing it

[arctic pawn]

there's some shit that i refuse even if the money is high

[final rose]

Now I see why you have that banner

[naive bison]

[arctic pawn]

nope

[arctic pawn]

[low atlas]

was your artist handle mr.ballsack too

[arctic pawn]

i was going to elaborate on how stupid that claim was but i wont because the subject is disgusting

but i have a very clear line

[dapper lark]

dawg if someone offered me two hundred dollars I'd draw the most detailed corn ridden log going on whoever's face they want

you are weak

[arctic pawn]

yeah man i think you wouldnt draw EVERYTHING

if you do youre disgusting and should be locked

i wouldnt

do i really need to speak further to explain what i mean with this?

[fresh rose]

what the fuck did I just read

[atomic pewter]

Brainrot

[tidal trellis]

you tell me

my eyes hurt from reading

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/behave-yourself-by-allah-taste-of-my-shoe-angry-mad-gif-17675875

[tidal trellis]

don't forget to exhale

[dapper lark]

I've seen more then you and I can say I would if it meant I never had to work another day in my life

[fresh rose]

trivia what does this sign mean

i fucking hate 15000 questions left

im gonna dieeee

[tidal trellis]

chat can WE MOVE ON

from that topic

[arctic pawn]

yes, please

[tidal trellis]

I'm dying to read something else

[river zealot]

40kmh zone in 200m?

[arctic pawn]

that conversation is starting to make me feel sad

[tidal trellis]

good

[fresh rose]

no it means to drink 200 million beers and ram it 40 times

[tidal trellis]

now lets move on

[river zealot]

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-you-think-shrimple-shrimpler-than-you-think-gif-5912339516632023992

[fresh rose]

but yes ur right

anyways im fucking off now

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/645769931534761984/1308554818452721734/RDT_20241118_2033525756059807267027185.png?ex=673f06e4&is=673db564&hm=e3f2a2330db6456353a33f4a60acb6cff6adda57611d1446f1d86391add412bb&

[arctic pawn]

1984 why

bot be wildin

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[wooden surge]

It reacts to any 1984 appearing in text

[tidal trellis]

charon I'll extract you from this plain of reality, I swear

[wooden surge]

(and images are treated as links, so as text)

[ruby minnow]

true

real

wait no it doesn't react to that

literally me

[wooden surge]

Yup

[river zealot]

Yeah he will ascend from what you do to him

[wooden surge]

Standard wildcards shenanigans

[tidal trellis]

You're doing a experiment, go away

I don't exist in ur eyes till December

[green schooner]

You can’t

[tidal trellis]

[tidal trellis]

I can

[green schooner]

To weak

[wooden surge]

Nuh uh

[green schooner]

Twink boy

[tidal trellis]

I could totally beat you in a brawl

You'd crumble

[green schooner]

Your a midget

[narrow sorrel]

touch grass

[ruby minnow]

also

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[ruby minnow]

this was added yesterday

false

[wooden surge]

[tidal trellis]

Why am I being told to touch grass

[ruby minnow]

falco working hard onggggg

[ruby minnow]

can you touch grass?

[wooden surge]

Falco getting those W

[tidal trellis]

Have before, yes

Why

[lunar goblet]

https://fixvx.com/interesting_aIl/status/1858427951143944627
https://fixvx.com/wwwcryptocom/status/1858517688072741339

[ruby minnow]

idk how much of pakistan is sand

and desert

[narrow sorrel]

not that much iirc

[narrow sorrel]

I know you dont do it often

[narrow sorrel]

nvm it's most of it

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-shut-up-shut-it-shush-shut-your-mouth-gif-26635232

[tidal trellis]

bruh

You and whose army

[pale ingot]

ohh shir

10 minuites /..

[unreal gull]

it begins

[visual stirrup]

any """"extremist""" content in stalker 2 so far?

anything that would offend daddy pudding?

[river zealot]

Is it out on GOG yet?

[visual stirrup]

(other than the ukrainian language)

[unreal gull]

not sure

[arctic pawn]

10 mb/s and i couldnt figure out how to make it faster 😭

[unreal gull]

heheheh, weep

[arctic pawn]

you know that this is mega bits

and not BYTES

right

youre having almost the same download speed as i am

[unreal gull]

nah, yours says 74

[arctic pawn]

there's a huge difference between mega bits and mega bytes

nope

its 10.1 mb

or am i seeing worng

wtf is this 10.1 mb

[river zealot]

Im going to download that bitch in 5mbs

[arctic pawn]

g no

[river zealot]

Max

[arctic pawn]

mine is actually going at 7 mb/s

this shit uses mega bits

so the download speed ooks super fast

mother fuckers

looks*

100 mega bits is the equivelent of 10 mega bytes, a lil more

[ruby minnow]

you're going to need to reserve a whole lot of space for that one

[fresh rose]

no his shows bytes

[sour inlet]

fuck

[fresh rose]

MB/s megabytes per second

Mbps is mega bits per second

like here for me

[arctic pawn]

yes

they are fooling us

[arctic pawn]

thats how the internet companies fools us to think WOW 100 MB? THATS CRAZY

but tis actually mega bits

[arctic pawn]

how did you changed it

im on the pc xbox app

[sour inlet]

i didn't :(

[unreal gull]

Steam has always lied about it's download speed

[arctic pawn]

found it

now that seems right

[arctic pawn]

but my internet has like 20 mb/s speed, should be more than that

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

[arctic pawn]

oh shit

its mega bytes??

[sour inlet]

sure you didn't cap download speed at all

[narrow lotus]

crazy speed jesus

[arctic pawn]

couldnt find the config

[heady crow]

Im happy for you all 😢

[prime zenith]

IS IT TIME

[narrow lotus]

yeah i just said i had it capped

froms tema

[prime zenith]

154gb my lord

[narrow lotus]

from steam

[prime zenith]

lord save me from my ssd

[arctic pawn]

mine is xbox

[unreal gull]

I've got a 1 gbps plan but it never saturates

[arctic pawn]

holy moly

[arctic pawn]

free gamepass baby

nothing cringe on having an AAA+ game for free

[prime zenith]

this 144gb better be worth the bloatware

[sour inlet]

1% lets go

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

[primal rapids]

I’m still at work so I can’t be a sdalger until tonight

[dusky needle]

Yeah me too bout to got work

But I'm going to just plug my laptop in and start the download at work

[prime zenith]

i surpassed u in 10 seconds

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897744969769549875/1303788906273177701/1277406032179761284.gif

[fresh rose]

HOLY FUCK

GIVE ME

GIVEEEEEE MEEEEEE THE INTERNE TSPEEEEEEEEEED

[unreal gull]

come 2 america, I cook you hamburger and give internet

and then we shoot guns as is our right

[atomic pewter]

Let's fucking go

75.5MB/s download speed

https://tenor.com/view/steam-train-im-coming-gif-7189638

NGL my computer's probably only gonna be able to play this on low or medium

[prime zenith]

dlss maximum

[fresh rose]

what are your specs

like ivenius posted a 1080TI not being able to fucking run the game

in medium

[prime zenith]

stop bogdan

[fresh rose]

60 fps on low

[prime zenith]

🥺

[fresh rose]

miserable stuff

[atomic pewter]

2080 Geforce, i9 9900, 32GB DDR4

[unreal gull]

R7 5800X, RX 6700XT, 32GB DDR4, 1TB NVMe - I'm bout to max this bitch out on 1080p

[fresh rose]

you can run textures on medium

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-gif-12598976956267201998

[atomic pewter]

Better than nothing

[pale ingot]

onhj hmy jort

[atomic pewter]

Can probably turn off some of the stupid effects that everybody adds by default that ruin FPS too while I'm at it

[fresh rose]

bloom

gloom

[prime zenith]

first mods gonna be performance mods

[fresh rose]

shit like that

motion blur if ur fps is low is a must need

[fresh rose]

ONE CAN ONLY PRAY

TALKING ABT MODS

NO WORKSHOP SUPPORT

when they said workshop support will be there

like wtf man

[atomic pewter]

It's day 1 you ape

[unreal gull]

maybe it will be added later

[atomic pewter]

Give them time to unfuck the inevitable silly shit of day 1

[unreal gull]

it's not joever yet

[fresh rose]

harder to add modding before day 1 tbh

[prime zenith]

🧘🏼‍♂️

[fresh rose]

just look at battle brothers
the modders of that game apparently had to do a quadjillion work arounds to mod the game

[ruby minnow]

you don't want mod support day 1

[atomic pewter]

[ruby minnow]

if you make mods day 1 10 patches will come in the next 2 weeks where that mod will be outdated by the 5th one

[prime zenith]

they giving us E3 graphics so our pcs can explode

[atomic pewter]

I just hope playing this game doesn't do what Witcher 3 did to me on my old pc

[visual stirrup]

just follow random women on the way home

then you'll be a sdalger

[fresh rose]

obviously modders wont mod it day 1
but like it would be nice for there to be workshop support day 1 so I dont need to browse performance mods on nexus and drag files and bullshit week 2

[final rose]

Someone is interested

[ruby minnow]

well too bad

[prime zenith]

im gonna have 1 fps 😩

[ruby minnow]

because workshop isn't the best place for mods

[fresh rose]

its most conveniant

[ruby minnow]

if it isn't a valve game workshop isn't it

[fresh rose]

terraria

you silly fella

that statement you just made is wrong in so many ways

[atomic pewter]

I just wish nexus' modlauncher wasn't so aids

[ruby minnow]

just use mod organizer

the best way to mod any game

mod organizer

[atomic pewter]

I'm so out of touch with modding games that require nexus that I thought MO had died ages ago

[ruby minnow]

so you didn't play gamma either?

[unreal gull]

we're almost there

see yall in the zone

[atomic pewter]

I played it, beat it once already and have been waiting for a 1.0 release

[ruby minnow]

gamma uses

MO2

[atomic pewter]

OH right that MO yeah

[visual stirrup]

Stalker fans excited to play STALKER for the first time

[atomic pewter]

(It's been months since I touched mod organizer lmao)

I just hope I can cook stuff in stalker 2

[unreal gull]

[atomic pewter]

If I can't cook tasty mutant chops I'm gonna be a sad bitch

[river zealot]

@placid sail i hope it isnt another Smuta

[visual stirrup]

If I can't use the fleshes to make salo, it's not even a ukrainian game

[unreal gull]

STEADY NOW

[inland jackal]

[atomic pewter]

That fan speed got me shitting

The fuck are they crying about, what is denuvo ?

🪨

[high wing]

remember any screenshots or whatever go into stalker 2

[atomic pewter]

Oh it's a dogshit anticheat/antipiracy

[inland jackal]

its a piece of code which makes you be online at all times, even for a singleplayer game, everynow and then checks with internet and your copy if you edited the code

[river zealot]

[atomic pewter]

Oh that is fucking aids

[inland jackal]

ikr

@narrow lotus

[hoary elk]

Spacewar enjoyers

[naive bison]

Sooooooy

[fresh rose]

sir may you link me the post

[inland jackal]

nadji sam

https://steamcommunity.com/app/1643320/discussions/0/7051043016322127474/

[inland jackal]

gamma goes bye bye

[atomic pewter]

Alright time to nuke my PC

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-grin-gif-5920626

[high wing]

steaaaaam stoppppp cucking my downloadddd

[fresh rose]

dude what I love is how the steam launcher is way better than epic games right

but epic games has 1 category it beats steam in

and its download speed

[final rose]

Would it be funny if 20% of the util stalker 2 uses is just for the anti piracy

[river zealot]

there is no drm

[ruby minnow]

nah

my download speed is way more stable in steam

[green schooner]

I am now officially not watching this chat due to chance of spoilers till I get home

[high wing]

im just talking about download speed

i plan on avoiding chat once its done

[fresh rose]

for me it is just way better

and its stable

[green schooner]

it makes me sad I can’t play till i get home

therefore

[unreal gull]

[placid sail]

my expectations are fairly low given that I remember how the original trilogy was stumbling through its own drunk legs and constant delays and a legion of bugs, but who knows, maybe microsoft's hand up their arse had given them the neccessary reason for quality or discipline, or maybe it's just me giving in to collective hype

will find out really soon

[fading shuttle]

skillup, a reviewer who tends to be forgiving says he currently doesnt recommend it because of how buggy and poorly optimised it is, that there is a good game but its shrouded by the issues

hes the guy that originally said that "the dialogue in the veilguard feels like theres an hr manager sitting just outside of view"

[stone blade]

is the game shit?

[fading shuttle]

games buggy and unoptimised, but most seems to say its good or alright

[atomic pewter]

People haven't been able to play it for more than 30 minutes to an hour

Way to soon to declare something shit unless something dramatic comes out

[stone blade]

we never saw that one coming

[deep topaz]

Wait till they find the sidorovich slot machine

[fading shuttle]

its those early review copies that had embarogoes, cant be trusted but you can trust the negative ones more than the positive ones

[fresh rose]

unoptimized because its unreal 5

honestly to be expected

all unreal 5 games run like shit

[atomic pewter]

Compressed textures ? Don't know any

[fresh rose]

unreal 5
weve been saying this is the future of gaming for 2 years now
yes it is the future where you spend 4000 euro on a new computer cause you cant run games that are made on this engine you bitch

[fading shuttle]

another review talked about how the first couple hours felt like a ubisoft game, and it only gets good after

[visual stirrup]

of course you watch DJ Peach Cobbler

[fading shuttle]

yes i am retarded

is this not obvious

[unreal gull]

getting 40-60 fps in the opening on epic settings 1080p

[stone blade]

@shell venture @narrow lotus

[unreal gull]

might have to bring it down to high settings

[placid sail]

workout finished, relaxing shower taken, pelmenis are almost ready, and so am I for the sdalger two stream lesssgoooooo

[shell venture]

im stuck watching streams mang

[grizzled meadow]

stream
Buy the game already you cheap fuck

[shell venture]

fucking cuck pov

im poor

[placid sail]

FALCONELLI

WHERE DO I LIVE

[shell venture]

fuck you falco i saw it

[placid sail]

DO REMIND ME

[grizzled meadow]

I CAN'T ANSWER THE WAY I WANT TO ANSWER BECAUSE DISCORD

YOU KNOW ALREADY WHAT YOU CAN DO

[stone blade]

BRO ACCEPT THAT IT WILL BE SHIT AND HALF BAKED

[shell venture]

go play sdlager two rich man

[grizzled meadow]

[shell venture]

don't talk with us poor

[fresh rose]

he cant

[placid sail]

WELL LET ME ANSWER FOR YOU YOU DENSE MF

[shell venture]

not yet anyway

[grizzled meadow]

He totally can become a pirate

And that's all I'm saying

[fresh rose]

pudding still has issues with that

[shell venture]

waiting for a proper pack

[deep topaz]

Thanks instagram

Turkish steroids

[grizzled meadow]

Who the hell is pudding

[placid sail]

the game is not even released yet, and you think it's already available on torrents?

[river zealot]

dont worry about it big man

[grizzled meadow]

The game is released already

[atomic pewter]

I feel like I'm drunk

I'm running the game on high

With around 50-60fps

How the fuck is my rig keeping up

[river zealot]

whats your specs

[atomic pewter]

2080, i9 9900, 32GB DDR4

[placid sail]

oh man not the AAA top of the screen compass

how can you do us like that

[fading shuttle]

mods encouraging piracy

[grizzled meadow]

Ah right since you're obviously going to talk about it in here

[fading shuttle]

dont worry, theres a mission in the early game where you have to climb a tower

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck off in #╓☢stalker2™-chat-not-gamma-keep-waiting

Not playing around this time

[green schooner]

@grizzled meadow he’s spoiling

Crush

His balls

[placid sail]

that's not as damning, you climb the tower first thing in clear sky too

[grizzled meadow]

The moment we see spoilers or some shit we mute

[fading shuttle]

clear sky is ubisoft game

[unreal gull]

you can disable it

[ruby minnow]

no guns in brainfart guys

[placid sail]

could someone look at the site of a girl that is fit to see if there's something regarding stalker two on it already

[runic sorrel]

GUYS YOOOOO

[grizzled meadow]

True + #📢announcements message

[runic sorrel]

it's here

[fading shuttle]

no

[placid sail]

my current pc vpn situation is a bit complicated

[shell venture]

it is

[runic sorrel]

yo it's here

[placid sail]

is that so

[shell venture]

no packs tho

it was nutcracked tho

[green schooner]

It is

[grizzled meadow]

Insert slur here

[ruby minnow]

tbh i have been to GSCs studios and

they were doing a sex scene with sido

[green schooner]

same

[ruby minnow]

just watch out for that

[river zealot]

7 hours long cutscene?

[green schooner]

Slow WiFi

[placid sail]

that's reassuring if it is ready

however, won't be touching it for now

[shell venture]

im over here stroking my shit rn
I got gamma on my dick

[grizzled meadow]

Bro the game is out on GOG

[placid sail]

I don't even need to watch the reviews or the game to know it's gonna be buggy on start

gotta give it some time in the oven

after a patch or two or ten

THEN we cash out

[green schooner]

My name is gamma

[shell venture]

a 140 patch dropped before release lmao

[river zealot]

remember when people were joking about stalker 2 and payday 3

whats next

half life 3

[hoary elk]

there were some leaks about half life 3..

[placid sail]

hopefully the situation here is not as lame as payday 3

[unreal gull]

I still have faith in Half Life 3

[ruby minnow]

not leaks

[hoary elk]

(for real this time though please god let me have it)

[unreal gull]

maybe I shouldn't, but I do

[ruby minnow]

valve themselves released that footage

[arctic grove]

Very likely that She'll get it.

[ruby minnow]

it showed what half life 2 part 3 could have been

its not in development

[river zealot]

man i feel extremely lame and unproductive today

maybe im gonna take a nap

[deep topaz]

I love instagram

[ruby minnow]

and also if there is a leak from valve

then don't believe it

because nothing leaks out from valve unless they want that info out

[prime zenith]

ITS TIME

🎮

[grizzled meadow]

The cat ahahahahah

[placid sail]

it's time to watch tamto stream and eat a lot of pelmenis

ta ta

[hoary elk]

i'm on that japan grind

[river zealot]

May your mayonnaise be просрочен

[placid sail]

sour cream, you bitch ass

[inland jackal]

tf3

[river zealot]

Potato potato

[placid sail]

also

[river zealot]

[stuck elm]

"Heart of Chornobyl"

[green schooner]

Just don’t be Russian

[ruby minnow]

what does it mean

[placid sail]

wouldn't you like to know weather boy

[ruby minnow]

ok well i guess i'll just ask google to translate me your enchanment table language then

[placid sail]

that is what you're supposed to do from the start, entertain me with google's shitty attempts at translation

[fading shuttle]

Strange glitch. When downloading S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 in the Russian Federation, the user instead of a license agreement signs a contract

[placid sail]

you're such a fucking rancid fart in a densely stacked bus alexa

[shell venture]

صاك مي دوغ

[ruby minnow]

thank you alex

[placid sail]

nuh uh

[shell venture]

yuh uh

[grizzled meadow]

Thank you Alex, sticking it in busy's ass is always funny

[placid sail]

freaky ass mod

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-ホロライブ-hologra-ホロぐら-hoshimachi-suisei-gif-12757457809281690883

[grizzled meadow]

I'm getting epilectic and I don't have that problem, I will leave the other message

[placid sail]

caught you anyway

[grizzled meadow]

You beg for my calzone 24/7

[grizzled meadow]

At least this is a video I have to play

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241878072605540508/1269392436115931226/caption-8.gif

[fading shuttle]

epilectic

[grizzled meadow]

My eyes were getting fucked, sorry for making a mistake

[ruby minnow]

woah buddy

[placid sail]

you're lucky your NFT girlfriend is not here for me to expose your g'ay ass

[visual stirrup]

you will never outlive this

[ruby minnow]

this is not a kink-free zone

[grizzled meadow]

Which one of the many

[ruby minnow]

keep your weird kinks off of here

[placid sail]

yes

[high wing]

game is downloaded

goodbye world

[grizzled meadow]

Should have said the same thing when Madirex was around...

[ruby minnow]

i did

he didn't do anything without asking you guys i think

that's why he didn't moderate much

[ruby minnow]

that is not a kink

that's just homosexual sexual intercourse

[shell venture]

ok kinker

he finds it funny
it's a kink

[shell venture]

what about homosexual non sexual ?

[ruby minnow]

nothing changes

[stuck elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1261031254867050516/1307451348182106263/tenor.gif

[shell venture]

[fresh rose]

another computer that will explode to stalgjer 2

[ruby minnow]

i shall sacrifice my 6600

[stuck elm]

I'm waiting for a sale

[ruby minnow]

i found a dead man on the road and i took his rifle

hopefully no cops find it

[shell venture]

my gun unregistered like hypercam 2

[stuck elm]

[inland jackal]

[high wing]

Im running it on epic wish me luck boys

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/overheat-computer-explosion-boom-spark-gif-17323916

[inland jackal]

[placid sail]

turn off DLSS frame generation

I am so full of pelmenis and sour cream

[low atlas]

i am full of SOUP

[green schooner]

Fatty

[placid sail]

which soup

[green schooner]

I’m full of c

[low atlas]

broccoli for today

[inland jackal]

cement

[green schooner]

Yes

[placid sail]

broccoli soup?..

[green schooner]

Cement

[placid sail]

that sounds very sad

[low atlas]

cream of broccoli soup

It's tasty

One of the soups I tend to alternate between

[shell venture]

chimcken salami

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101300572109410316/1308845451180769290/Luke_i_am_your_father._NUH_UH.mp4?ex=673f6cd0&is=673e1b50&hm=653bee5da051dd02d0693bf69bbd40eb2131e8582a22b9e90e4bbd7a96971a87&

[shell venture]

yummerz

[magic tartan]

NUH UH

[low atlas]

Lentil soup mushroom and broc

[shell venture]

i raw dogged that shit

[arctic pawn]

ill do the same with my 8gb graphics card

[green schooner]

Ewww

You’re weird

[arctic pawn]

i dont have about 30 fps

care*

[low atlas]

you eat mcdonalds and taco bell

[arctic pawn]

been a long time since i dont order mcdonalds

i mena eat, never ordered mcdonalds from home

[green schooner]

no?

I hope the lightning strikes your house

[low atlas]

It already did

[green schooner]

good

You deserved it

[low atlas]

and nothing happened

[arctic pawn]

bro hit him in the right spot

[low atlas]

Go hug a bronze rod

[green schooner]

I will

[arctic pawn]

no one make this wish if they havent felt it