#🎪bruh-fart
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I would like to get a small kayak to go past where I can walk around lmao
cyclops amputee tomboy lesbian goth pirate
Last time I couldn't keep walking because the river is too high and strong to take out my sneakers and go across
I remember doing it when I was 16 but the river was way lower
Idk how much they are in Chile but they make those foldable kayaks which can be carried by 1 person. They're heft but maybe....maybe?
In the US they are like $600-900USD. Not sure what the current exchange rate into Chile is but it's possible...sorta.
Got home from work at 2 closed my eyes for a second and woke up at 8
Lmao
fucked up but...continue....
👩🏼🦽➡️
XD 🫸 🫷
then crippled bitch becomes a living breathing fleshlight, the end
how it ends
literally
I think
"yeah, bitch. I'll pound you so hard that you won't be able to walk for a week."
Nah. Tbh one of my crushes right now has a missing arm from when she was in a motorcycle accident. She's a really nice girl though. I mean I guess that doesn't make her a cripple since she's mostly normal and only missing her forearm but still.

I better not say what I was gonna say
that'll be a mute
Yeah, I can die if I have that

Probably for the best lol, though it might be funny. I'll have another whiskey and I'm off. You have a good night c:
rog, drink water before bed mf
Get your mind cut at the psychedeli 
less of a headache
Today I got a pull on my nape when I sneezed and I still have that little pain
I have 2 glasses next to me. I'll be okay.
aye
<3 u bby XD
I…
fuck I need to just stop while I'm ahead
I'll leave you two alone for some space
Anyway goodnight XD
While giving head?
Only to you
I don't have that
Okay then I'll give unhead
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
3's a party
xD
nah Clearsky drippeist
@tidal trellis the stars twink-le in the night sky
I want to recreate a Clear Sky jacket tbh
Ugly as fuck but useful or something
I'm gonna start making Stalker faction jackets and hoodies and people here will buy them lmao
I want to recreate this so bad tbh
the red riding hood fit
stop fumbling
Middle-ages peasant type fit
I want one... 
good :3
LISTEN WITH ME YOU FUCK 😭
no go make some friends
hey frota wanna listen to music with me? :3
Now I wanna try Clear Sky
but you just said it was ugly
How many months ago?
okay

Oh, yeah, the mix is kinda ugly, but I like M65's and desert camos so it's not like my opinion matters that much
desert?
Que?
I don't have to agree with what I'm saying
that's being inconsistent 😢
Man I hate great swamps
I don't like it since it's so confusing to go around
i mean it's complex
THATS THE POINT
made cookies for my family just so I could set some of the dough aside to freeze
a most scrumptious treat
trvth
@pastel quartz hi buddy :3
@potent hamlet just drink enough vodka to counter the rads and run through the water
fuck it
oil up
I’m pocket cat
I'm jealous.
wha?
back*
back shots
bendover
sir yes sir
you failed the prostate exam
Wish i didn't have a face.
life goals
just burn it off
Of course
such a good pal
Homies help homies
fk u
look at that handsome lil guy
awakening me from what I assume was sleep
And to think that the Lee Enfield was used in the antarctic because its really good at withstanding cold temperatures
hihihii
Love between fuckthenamechange and patchwick is at 96%
and they were room mates
archoligists be like
bed mates even
Sapho love between men
sharign warmpth inthe cold lonely winters
Sapphic
say again backwards at 69 am
and itll turn you into neco arc chaos
I'ma refute that and go back to bed....
gn patchy
warm my hands vro
sweet dreams abd rest well im sorry for wakign you 😭
You woke him up with kisses or what?
i was lookign at his pp
closing doors really loud
Of course
he was a boykisser boy
pet pet pet
and she was a neco arc girl
the neco arc or the boykisser
2 hands
i need 2 hands for you
two hands one for each
fill in the blank
enough gooning chatters
post silly cats
sponge keep both hands on the keyboard >:(
when stalekr 2 releases and everyone joins vc askign if stalekr 2 released
is stalker 2 release
can u stream stalker 2
hi hi hi hello hi
what is stalker 1
azu 2
azu 2 electric boogaloo
I bought one of these japanese knifes
which one
Gotta say it's pretty good
you guys aren't hand forging wooden cutting boards from oak trees?
when I give birth i cant wait for micro plastics to be in my child
Yummers...
i like to consume asbestois to push otu the micrioplasticsin mysystem
no im making sure the next generations has macro and micro plastics in their balls
dawg I ate so much plastic as a kid I'm dying of cancer at 30
mmm styrofoam packing peanuts
this is @dapper lark
so real
BUT THE PLASTIC
macro plastics in the balls?? how
surely not
im eating a whole fucking casio 991 before I give birth
do u think prison smugglers have more microplastics in their gut than the average person
actuall no I take that back
That was an oopsie, somebody put it very close to the stove and it melted
giving birth is scary
putting phones or whatever
Why is this called brainfahrenheit? Like Fahrenheit 451? Or just Fahrenheit?
How you know that
brainf fart
the mediocre story game
hi
Fahrenheit
herror
Oh 
Brainfahrenteit 451 because we love censorship
didnt they remaster it
Idk never heard of the game
Literally

I love burning books
I am super smart
Josta executing me because I said that being brutally honest isn't an excuse to be an asshole

you know why that's the superior board right
The real reason I know is because a chef far more skilled and experienced than I said so but he had a compelling argument
Plastic
and cut with the grain i think
The macro plastic adds flavors
against just blunts ur knife faster
the blade goes between the grains, rather than through them, not only preserving the blade but also the board itself
very very important to remember vertical grain boards
yeah
I think you just get all the downsides and none of the upsides
It's best to not cut the the grain at all
ok stinky gae kangaroo
man i love the internet
Me
what time will it release for the british people? aka me
idk I’m American
11:30 in the morning
around 3pm or so then for me
was like 11am no?
I can't wait to wake up tomorrow and see this server either in flames or ecstatic for polak sim 2
=63
i mean if youre always cutting at an angle
cant wait to see what happens ib the next 6-8 hours
and absolutely not check #╓☢stalker2™-chat-not-gamma-keep-waiting for a week until i see the reviews and find out if game bad or game good
How do I unhomosexual myself
what companions and classes for my team should I do for my current run of bg3?
for my main guy I def want to do barbarian/monk but the rest is up in the air
4 bards
Honor mode durge barbarian run
I'd just have a burnt face, then. That's not an improvement at all.
that's what I'm already doing, just a barbarian monk multiclass later down the line
the fuck?
once Im level 8 I'll respec into 3 barb 5 monk
klappa ira hander
Wat?
spears or juilaned carrots
but it makes you look hard
ya know
Remove the head
This addresses a nonexistent problem.
missing CSS textures
This addresses a different problem entirely.
missing all the textures
no, i cant record but i can hear caramelldansen
Are you sure it's not schizophrenia
You're schizophrenic
Take your pills and I disappear
Im like the hatman but for schizophrenia
thats just the hatman
hi hattwink
Grrrr
perfect
how?
@mossy void
Yeah that’s me what of it
buddy getting his soul sucked
Yeah, I’m simply that good
you are
breezy i got a new mouse
g402 logitech
this fuckin sucks i hate it
theres no mouse 4 or 5
Omg same! I got a razor
its only "forwards or back"
and if I unbind them wit hthe logitech app it stops recognizing them as mouse 4 and 5

That’s stupid lmao
logitech is so dogshit
Historically yeah
i swear people suck em off so hard for their g502 and even then its kinda mid
just get some razor deathadder or something
Yeah that’s what I got I’m pretty sure
buttons that you can bind that dont have "dpi change" perma bound to em
I HATE THAT
this mouse comes with a fucking "scope mode" button that locks ur dpi to 800
and its where the thumb sits
you can rebind it but its just such a stupid feature
Yeah I got the v3 hyperspeed thingamabober
I only got it because of the good reviews
Ye
logitech is insane i swear
Hey chat
terrible peripherals
How're you doing?
Begs the question of why in the world would you buy it
@coarse bear what mouse do you have
Hello dry
Eh
my old mouse came with the PC i got and it started flaking
I’m doing well thank you for asking how are you
Glorious O2 I think
G502 here

And yes i already fixed it twice
Guys, just one question
yeeeep
Why are people calling cats "cars"
because its silly
Expand on that
idk it just is
autism
Autism
That what I thought
Yay what
no more mediocre mouse
Poggers

gmornin
1am
hii :3
10 pm
2pm.
Maybe in not real places
shine how's it like livin in the future
alyo
It stinks
are they in the future or the past
no thats just the midwest
its 2pm on the 20th of november
east coast?
Ye
east coast stinky
I think thats the first time someone referred to me by they in here
We do have the delaware river tbf
i always use they
the pitt
I prefer it

gn silly
Because this little goober is named Car, and is a cat(car)
Is that the boykisser but 3d?
No
Thank God
Loading times before shit sends on LTE 
Car from Garn47
The GOTC
Garn had to make posts about "Hey guys, that's sweet and all, but please don't trauma dump on Car and actually go to a therapist"
P!notreading
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1 fart and its all over
motionblur max
@glad carbon can you believe it
Hows your day froti
no its still there
its a new area
not under text general now
under STALKER 2 dropdown
It was all the way up 
when does sdalger come out for you
you gonna sleep?
my ass aint sleepin
In summer when there were forest fires from nearby mountains bats would find their way into my windows
xalrider's rabies induced shitposting
Scary rat bastards

dracularider

batrider
you probably jerk off to that squirell
character

Guys am I the only one who feels icky when visiting a hospital
Like it’s only sick people here
I’m gonna catch Ebola or sth

Your fuckass WOULD get the superbug
My what
Antibiotic omniresistant bacteria WOULD beat your ass only
Furries in the medical industry will cure it I’m sure
People have world control conspiracies about Jews
I visit hospitals frequently, because of my work and never caught anything
Just don't touch people and if you are uber paranoid, wear a mask
i remember the one time i went to a hospital and a kid just
ran up to me and rubbed his face against my chest for 6 seconds straight
his dad pulled him away and i saw his chickenpox riddled face and knew it was joever

kid is controlled by the hivemind to spread disease
Shoulda drop kicked the shitter
he was too small that i think if i held his shoulder he would've crumbled
i just shoved him away with my knee but he was persistent
Good 
KREOOOO
When In reality furries control the IT industry

And can bring down megacorps and governments in minutes
It was the worm talking
With that pfp at first glance u look like madi
Hello everynyan
Hello pookie
hi @coarse bear @tidal trellis how are the two NOT TWINKS doin
An imposter!!! 🫵
I'm still in bed, go away
I just had discord open
Hey rat
I'm going back to bed
come back :(
I'm going back to bed 
nuh uh 
Hi mr frog
take @wooden surge with you

you dont even know about narcan

I have a small bed
gotta stay close then
morning twink
NO not morning!
flop is a little spoon
Man screw this
I'm going to bed
I don't wanna go with him 
you said that 3 times!
Tf does that mean
come with me


why do you respond to every message that has the word twink in it
are you a twink of some sort flop?
Flopster the bedster
Or 5 🤔
out of respect for you i wont make a joke
Hello, everypony
You just gonna leave me hanging?
@eager igloo
things are looking up for once
riding my high
How terribly rude

@mods we have a minor in chat, get em outta here
That's days to me birthday
Ban his ass!! 
And i need to change to 16 days
he got the look 10 years younger cream 
H


is that 80k
yes
stalker 2 gunslinger mod better make me stick my hands thru my monitor in order to clear jams
Trying to learn dayz the map is giving me fucking issues spent 30 minutes looking for a water pump
@inland jackal oil up
which map
frost one?
Chernarua
you always spawn looking at north
Yeah I know
just look around for concrete whenever you get into a town
I know the basics of pretty much everything I just need to learn the map
You spawn on map, hope that helps 
Currently In chernogorsk blew some poor fucks head off and stole his skorpion still just as poor
Now it's so dark I can't even see my own dick and balls
threaten people with unloaded weapons

My shit is anything but unloaded
I have four boxes of 380 can I please get some fucking 12 gauge
Doing backshots again huh
buckshots
Backshot roulette
Btw @river zealot did you hear they are now giving 100k rub to ppl who referred someone to sign a military contract
“Link is in the discription” headass 😭
Russian currency so gae what exactly are you rubbing fella
It’s 10k usd basically
Actually no 1k
😭

One advantage of a dollar now being about 100 rub is it’s easy to count

Wouldn’t you be a foreign agent then dumbass
expect that shit

@naive bison gm
she done
So you take 1 cent for a rub?
Sure
Dam

shes a full on robot
Hot
Backshots finna sound like a minecraft iron golem getting hit then 
Type shi
CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG
@eager igloo did you win in elden cock?
Im in Liurnia
Cleared Castle Morne being so drunk I barely remember any of it
NOT THE HOES, WESELI
And the Agheel dragon is gone even though I didn't kill it
The guy under the ruin says I did
Lel
dw you'll fight more of em later
Maybe he tripped and broke his neck
I even have the fucking heart
I refuse to believe I beat his ass being so drunk I don't remember it 
Apparently its a bug
Not actually sure if I have the heart
Ill have to check
Halberds in general are very fun to use
There is one which is very strong as well
lemme check
@eager igloo
This one is very fun
does he know he exists?
Oooo
indeed
Smol
30g protein
i had to put her down
that one gives a 3 balled flail
which is good against miner enemies
I noticed
Yep
Miners are not resistant to holy damage
So sentinel halberd is also gut
And I have way too low dex to use flails
I have brick hammer for strike damage
yes
@inland jackal
strike is nice
@glass stirrup
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I am :3
@broken topaz gm
gom braintards
Morn yeye
Dark souls 3 might be getting a remaster
bruh
Hyped
im not
it doesn't need one
- the obvious BB on pc
It’s not up to them
idc
idc who owns it i just want it on pc
Same
i hope sony offices combust
I have awoken from my beauty sleep
gom
There is a shitty “port” it’s not really a port its hidden under a ps4 emulator idk how it holds up today could be good
Im playing v rising
Just got all the dlcs cuz why not

bros body temperature about to sky rocket
@river zealot AHHHHH
its so cold
your government put u in prison 
dude my hands are so cold
Revenge of the synth is when you stole my bitcoin
Attack of clones is going naked to factory
Best body temp loadout is thin pants, socks and 2 layers of jackets 
I have shorts no shirt and my heater is off
Well brother its 6C here
@stone blade as soon as stalker 2 release temperature in ukraine will go up 10 celcius
It is 3c rn it was 1
Got a hoodie and a tshirt on instead of the jackets
But apart of that yeah
Same fit
dw it will be a half baked game
dont get your hopes up
please
I dont wanna hear you cry
:flag_us: Santa Rosa, CA, USA
:clock12: 20 November 2024, 00:46 (12:46 AM)
🌎 UTC -8.0
🌑 Night
☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 62% humidity
🍃 SSE 150° | 2.06 m/s wind
🌡️ 10.85°C (Feels like 8.85°C)
51.53°F (Feels like 47.93°F)
vro this shit does NOT feel like 50
a cool 19C here
:flag_rs: Sremska Mitrovica, Serbia
:clock9: 20 November 2024, 09:47 (09:47 AM)
🌍 UTC +1.0
☀️ Day
☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 45% humidity
🍃 SW 217° | 6.18 m/s wind
🌡️ 16.85°C (Feels like 15.85°C)
62.33°F (Feels like 60.53°F)
:flag_us: Maine, USA
:clock3: 20 November 2024, 03:48 (03:48 AM)
🌎 UTC -5.0
🌑 Night
☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 85% humidity
🍃 NNW 338° | 4.19 m/s wind
🌡️ 3.85°C (Feels like 0.85°C)
38.93°F (Feels like 33.53°F)
😭

²
It’s always cold here tho i live in rural maine
In a valley between a bunch of mountains
Straight woods and bear
The ## works on ² 
There was ongoing joke about me living in like a tent or some shit
Cuz i recorded my screen with my phone and u could jesr the crickets
Well you do live in one
What’s it to ya chump 
that's a W
winter soon
fuck the cold

Nooo
🎱 Question: do i sleep tonight
Answer: no... idiot
:<
🎱 Question: being back child labor
Answer: Yes
:>
Guys check out February 2027 for neat
🎱 Question: would you rather have unlimited games but no games or no games and unlimited games
Answer: Sure
Sure
🎱 Question: should i kill myself ?
Answer: Might be possible
based
🎱 Question: does w shitted the beds
Answer: Take a wild guess...
…
Oh
alexflipnote
you could add a filter or sum 
@tidal trellis i have been thinking
You should get a milf ngl
🎱 Question: do i stand up to go pee or pee sitting where i am yes for first option no for second
Answer: Most likely
You should start drinking too
agreed

A what????
a milf
🎱 Question: is flop too far in the deep-end to get a milf
Answer: bruh moment

What is that
He doesnt know
preferably 40+ years old
Dude will stay virgin forever
Preferably disabled


You don’t know what a milf is
He doesnt know
I do not, yes
he's trolling he knows
Love between youyou1992 and therealflopultrahd4k is at 66%
Couldn't find anything on Milf
no I actually don't
You are TOO wholesome
What is one
L mods i can't use urban
📚 MILF
MILF is an acronym that stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". This abbreviation is used in colloquial English, instead of the whole phrase. It connotes an older woman, typically one with children, considered sexually attractive. A related term is "cougar", which suggests an older woman in active pursuit of a sexual relationship with younger men.
Thanks
There we go
What the
A cougar
Bleh
Why'd I want to hang out with someone ancient
Haiii :3
yummerz 
Twink
Ancient 
Potatoes I swear to god, I'll mash you
Why no crop omg
Gae
Someone use web discord and inspect element this into smash 
Bruh
You never heard that wine tastes best the more it ages
Don't you dare
🎱 Question: can we kill xalrider with hammers
Answer: Without a doubt
Idk, I never had wine
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Oh my lord
based flop doesn't drink alcohol
Look man, like I keep saying, single life all the way
Hit him again, he is still alive
Exactly

one step closer to untwinking him
Oh yeah isn’t alcohol illegal in your country
Alright we can skip to the part when we call him a twink now
Alcos are based
????
Dink
I couldn't even drink alcohol to begin with tf you on
alcohol is cope for regards
And wouldn't even if I could
Not if you enjoy drinking with buddies
i don't
Are you allergic
Flop is muslim twink?
no
Yes
No idea
Why can’t you drink it
All i know is wiki
Dont they do like weird shit with children in islam countries
Religious, shrimple
It’s just people in general do weird shit
Jesus Christ
What
Especially in lower politically maintained parts of the world
what ???
jesus drank booze
Bacha bazi?
why cant you
Something like rhat
bro don't link us to shiaa retards
I ain't Christan homie
Would you rob a bank if you could get away with it?
Religion is for nerds until you get offered holy rakija
Motherfucker made that shit outta water
ay ay ay

shiaa do have some banger raves tho
Were the good guys bro
i thought muslims also had a jesus

Were
thats afghan
Werp
not muslim, afghan
Mhm
Brainfart is starting off with a weird day man
im always freaky
📚 Brown (racial classification)
Brown is a racialized classification of people, usually a political and skin color-based category for specific populations with a light to moderate brown complexion.
What else is new
@tidal trellis what do you think of indians

Brown
we have raves??
@shell venture is gae now

Flop migjt as well be indian
shia does
What about them, they're also just people

i am shia

South asia is like the toilet of the planet
never heard of a rave
Most part
shia L
What you think I'd say I hate them???? I'm not for violence
i will touch you
I'm a man of peace son
look it up
yeah he saw 2 pride flags and it activated his sleeper agent mode










