🎪bruh-fart

[magic tartan]

they will add something like that in b42

[narrow lotus]

I am seeking help for my 14 year old son James who recently got into the game. I didnt think much of it at first but now he has begun acting really weird whenever we are at the dinner table or when the game is down. He refers to his room (in which he plays tarkov) as a "hideout" and whenever i try to cook something for him (he loves fried eggs so i usually make those) he starts SCREAMING and demands "tushonka" and "rye crouton." He also refers to his chemistry teacher, Mr. Smith as "prapor" and im starting to get worried that he may upset others with his strange behaviour. He also never leaves his room unless i call him downstairs to eat. He has begun "looting" all of the chocolate and sugar around the house and hiding it in his "stash" (he refers to a big box in his room as his "stash") and when i try to ask for it back he gets really upset and calls me a "dirty rat" and tells me to "vog17 myself." please help!

[high wing]

i aint reading all that

[magic tartan]

i am not reading allat

[river zealot]

[fluid heron]

iedy you are cringe

[stone blade]

@inland jackal I ordered two pljeskavica

[stone blade]

ain't nobody reading allat

[pale ingot]

bro think he wolverine with that hair

[magic tartan]

will die 10 seconds later

[pale ingot]

cleaver in hand

[magic tartan]

yeah it will break after 20 zombies

where you at ?

[narrow lotus]

damn i like that

[stone blade]

all for myself

[pale ingot]

holy shit

[stone blade]

because I know

[pale ingot]

survivor house right across the street

[stone blade]

tomorrow I will be hungry

as shit

so I ordered two of them

12 euro

[pale ingot]

suburbia type place somewhere in dirkerdam

[stone blade]

we won

[fluid heron]

The longest I've survived in zomboid was a year before I got bored

[magic tartan]

damn, if u were in muldraugh you could have gotten to mccoy factory and find shit ton of axes

[fluid heron]

I had like 60 thousand zombie kills

[magic tartan]

i don't really care about the amount of the time i survive

i care about the fun moments i had

it was fun to tear through a horde with a m60

[fluid heron]

I used to set alarm clocks in a house and then molly it

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1247903765965836389/zomboid_m60.mp4?ex=6739ee72&is=67389cf2&hm=f861c75d747eab4bbb879b6544d191dc1e5a4fe89f0939fb4d487c784f315614&

[green schooner]

https://medal.tv/games/project-zomboid/clips/is2rxqf1rGl-pass6/d1337DIfAuOf?invite=cr-MSwyTE4sMTQxNzY5NDIs

[magic tartan]

oh hell nah turn

[digital quartz]

I just started playing Zomboid too

[magic tartan]

[potent hamlet]

lmao

[green schooner]

It took me 4 different people and over 1000 rounds for just me to clear it

I used all 1000 rounds

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-24580984

[digital quartz]

water and electricity went off but I am set up quite nice in that north eastern Muldraugh Warehouse

[green schooner]

and all 40 40mm

[pastel quartz]

Not Terrible, but a few things, the faith talisman is kind of pointless, you should move some items to your quick slots, and find something to put on your head because iirc if you don't wear a helmet you take extra headshot damage

[magic tartan]

i can relate, it took me around 3200 rounds to clear muldraugh

[pastel quartz]

Else than that good!

[digital quartz]

also I am at strength 10 and fitness 7 with a bigass axe

[stone blade]

I'm not trying to minmax

I used the faith

[green schooner]

That was worse then raven creek for me

[stone blade]

to use my seal

but I activated great rune

and now I don't need it

[pastel quartz]

Fair enough then

[magic tartan]

it would be nice if i had a team, it was too much work on my own

[stone blade]

I'm using dex , turtle , equip load and jump talisman @pastel quartz

because jumping attacks are OP

[pale ingot]

i cant even hold anythin in 2 hands. cause i only have 1 hand.

[stone blade]

3/4 of them and bosses get staggered

[magic tartan]

just stock on ton of canned food

[magic tartan]

oof

[digital quartz]

ye I got tons of canned food but uhh running water would be nice because apparently my modlist featured hygiene mods

[stone blade]

you've helped me a lot

thank you ❤️

[green schooner]

Just force people to play pz with you

[stone blade]

tomb as well

[digital quartz]

so now I have to either shit outside of bring a bucket of water to flush

[potent hamlet]

i need one of these

[stone blade]

hi @potent hamlet

[digital quartz]

what would you want with a field of grass?

[magic tartan]

i guess i will take people hostage

[potent hamlet]

hallo

[green schooner]

Yes

[magic tartan]

find books for carpentry and grind to lvl4 or 6, you can make rain barrels and plumb them to a sink

[potent hamlet]

i mean a Hunter Cub is really cool

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-hi-chat-hi-cat-cat-hi-gif-22514181

[digital quartz]

yeah I am currently dismantling the entire McCoy logging co lumberyard I am on it

[potent hamlet]

like a Super Cub, but Hunter Cub

[river zealot]

alo

come stalcraft

[magic tartan]

just buy a sanchez from gta san andreas

[digital quartz]

already got metalworking to 4 and put up fences

[potent hamlet]

although the Postal Cub was really cool too

[digital quartz]

also found an empty fuel tanker on the parking lot

750 liters of fuelspace

[magic tartan]

damn

[potent hamlet]

i cant remember which one inspired the Sanchez

[digital quartz]

but got no lorry to pull it

and another military water tank vehicle that I gotta hotwire and change one tire

lots of projects

[magic tartan]

something named kawasak

[green schooner]

That’s so gae

[potent hamlet]

i think it is the Suzuki RMZ

[magic tartan]

zomboid still does not have a late game

[potent hamlet]

No, that's the one from Vice City

[river zealot]

@potent hamlet osaka come stalcraft clownie

[magic tartan]

getting bored is inevitable but can be delayed

[digital quartz]

Is there a way to not constantly be bouncing between high hunger and low hunger traits? I keep getting these negative traits being under 75kg, then I keep eating candy and drink booze to gain weight lose the bad traits and gain the good ones

[digital quartz]

but it keeps bouncing between

[pale ingot]

i lived through the first few hours tho..

[digital quartz]

and when I have the low hunger trait I forget to eat my calories 😭

I guess I just gotta keep a bottle of bourbon handy

[potent hamlet]

Idk pretty much all dirtbikes look the same

[magic tartan]

eat butter, peanut butter, or something else in high calories

[quaint ore]

Ever seen a diesel dirt bike?

[magic tartan]

and don't move much

[magic tartan]

i agree

[digital quartz]

maybe I just need to feast for a few days until I put on like 5kg

[potent hamlet]

the extremely weird one?

the one that the USA makes it?

supposedly?

[quaint ore]

Dunno if weird but its a US Military Kawasaki

[potent hamlet]

yeah, that's just the one

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKR4FAg1imc

[magic tartan]

ugly

[digital quartz]

I remember my friend having a dirt bike that was frankensteine'd from lots of different parts

his fuel tank was a sprite bottle

[potent hamlet]

yeah, you can do that

that's what i like about motorcycles

[coarse bear]

BOBER

[inland jackal]

@potent hamlet we are talking about burial homes here

[potent hamlet]

I cant

i got invited to a party and im cleaning my room to go there

[river zealot]

alright have fun

[naive bison]

i was playing league and listening to some challenge run video iun the background

and towards the end of the video it started playing motivational music n shit

[inland jackal]

why clean if you are leaving it

[naive bison]

and that's when we did the final push and won the game

😎

[river zealot]

hey @pastel quartz

hwo is it vro

[storm stream]

clearing a path to get out

[inland jackal]

from all the redbulls

[pastel quartz]

Np brother, I'm happy to help

[river zealot]

[storm stream]

and clothes and cig boxes

[river zealot]

asmongold type shit

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/446751328149045258/793102285990264852/20201228_160510.jpg?ex=6739ea10&is=67389890&hm=29582c68ad7baa640dfba1c35d4ce6618ec23f77458ee949f1602b7388d6cc25&=&format=webp&width=497&height=671

[naive bison]

i eat smolder like cookie

[pastel quartz]

Not terrible

[naive bison]

:)

[magic tartan]

they do be taking me somewher

[river zealot]

are you getting kidnapped vro

need help

[split canyon]

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[high wing]

ow

[magic tartan]

nah im good

thx for asking

they don't know i am a brainfart user

yet

[high wing]

who r u?

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796871137530347520/1271206928638279750/togif.gif?width=438&height=375

[pastel quartz]

hi weylin

[river zealot]

hit them with the autism rizz

[high wing]

chat is this real

[pastel quartz]

kys ( with love )

[naive bison]

yes

[magic tartan]

ur brad

[magic tartan]

hi tree

[magic tartan]

literal cat fish

[high wing]

that too scary

[potent hamlet]

because i clean every weekend

[high wing]

delete it

[potent hamlet]

i dont really have a lot of trash

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus unc hit the duckass rq

[potent hamlet]

mostly clothing and stuff that i use everyday

[magic tartan]

bruh

[fluid heron]

Goddam my hair looks fucking glorious today

[naive bison]

it's garen time

[fluid heron]

I'm gonna miss this shit when I turned 25 and my testosterone decides I don't need it anymore

[naive bison]

wait

it's gnar top

and u.gg says akali is good into gnar

do i pedophile counter pick this lil guy

https://tenor.com/view/mischievous-emoji-evil-smile-gif-14790095

[fluid heron]

xal nobody knows what the fuck you are talking about

[naive bison]

absolute epstein island activities

[civic panther]

[pastel quartz]

Social anxiety fears this man

[fluid heron]

Is that a flashlight mounted with electrical tape

[naive bison]

son that's just adding a rail

if you add a carry handle, you're not M4'ing your sten

[pastel quartz]

#╟❓general-offtopic

[fluid heron]

How the fuck do you hold that thing

[naive bison]

it's not real

[fluid heron]

if it was real

[naive bison]

you don't hold it

you just put in the garbage

[pastel quartz]

Like a sten

[sage otter]

By the flashlight like a tactical suitcase

[fluid heron]

there's no way you can wrap your hands around the stock and reach your trigger

[pastel quartz]

add a foregrip

[fluid heron]

The mag is the foregrip

[pastel quartz]

Grab the mag

shove it up your bum

so more space easier to hold

[fluid heron]

Y'all ever see in either the bf1 or vanguard trailer the sten had a bolt flying out the back

[naive bison]

you just perma bumpfire it

[fluid heron]

You just press it into your shoulder and stick you finger in the trigger

[naive bison]

can someone explain to me

how

my league game reconnects

after closing

in about 5 seconds

but i spend like 2 minutes in loading screen?

[fluid heron]

the Chinese idfk

[stone blade]

bruh

Biggest lettuce piece ever

wtf

@inland jackal

[ruby minnow]

i'm going to kill myself

[narrow lotus]

[storm stream]

Alo Ivan. Do you ever cook at home?

[river zealot]

@potent hamlet hey do you even have a mic on your pc

[stone blade]

hi ,cat

[pale ingot]

bro think he surviving this

(there's too many zombies outside so i've been confined to one house)

(lots of canned food but no way to open it)

[narrow lotus]

king where is ur arm

lost it while jorkin , this is so sad

[pale ingot]

jorked too hard

it fell off 💔

[stone blade]

idk how to cook

I try maybe entire block blows up

[high wing]

https://x.com/PunchingCat/status/1857587339180257334

Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) on X

cutie patootie

Twitter · Nov 16, 2024, 12:51 AM

[eager igloo]

@runic kernel

[storm stream]

That's bleak
Never too late to learn

[stone blade]

why did this get posted twice thef k

[high wing]

did ivan delete his food pic

[eager igloo]

How you gonna pick girls if you can't cook

[high wing]

i only saw it once

[stone blade]

doing hitless runs in elden cock

gonna get all the bitches

[eager igloo]

Ur hunting lesbians?

[storm stream]

[stone blade]

sorry?

[stone blade]

DID YOU SEE THE LETTUCE piece though

it was huge

[eager igloo]

If a girl is impressed by your hitless elden ring run she's probably not into men

[stone blade]

man this sandwich is nice

[fluid heron]

If a woman is impressed by a hitless elden ring run it's a man in a dress

[pale ingot]

close shave with death (group of 5 zombies)

i almost got dragged down like, twice

[pastel quartz]

Love your character, he looks really cool!

Like he got plucked right out of twd

[pale ingot]

was just fucking around and he ended up looking a bit like wolverine

[fresh rose]

@glad carbon lobotomite

[stone blade]

He got plucked right off the psychiatric ward

[pastel quartz]

I hate the souls community...

[pastel quartz]

Yummers

[stone blade]

Bro wtf

[pastel quartz]

Yh i agree wit this list

Giants feet should be higher tho

[stone blade]

The tier list names are diabolical

[pastel quartz]

clompers

[summer flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868921314927337542/1307385896969961512/hasgoogleever.mov?ex=673a1d7f&is=6738cbff&hm=5fd186e906c1ecef6fe5d075fbfd0c082bc0c24995d2961c686d587aa05ad9ae&

[dreamy flax]

@cerulean ruin (wasyl6969) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 10 minutes to change your offensive pfp / name / bio or banned #📄rules

[stone blade]

its actually a thing

I found it

[digital quartz]

"overall body status: minor damage" literally missing a fucking arm

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus hey look i think they changed it

[fluid heron]

I wanted to see it fucking lame

[narrow lotus]

from a woman sucking cock to a cat

[fluid heron]

tell him to change it back

[stone blade]

hahaha

[narrow lotus]

see, we can change people

[high wing]

lmao

[river zealot]

i mean he still has pussy on his pfp

[stone blade]

what a hairy pussy

[fluid heron]

She needs to shave that fucking bush

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2spy-he-could-be-any-one-of-us-gif-22141763

[high wing]

wow mods trying to force people to change

[storm stream]

Say "pussy" and Ivan thinks it's just a cat

[high wing]

vagina

[pale ingot]

😔 i fumbled

now question is do i saw off my right hand while i have my fucking left forearm missing
or do i just end it all

(its the former)

[river zealot]

we used to kill people with hammers for this

[fluid heron]

Yeah saw off both your arms

[pale ingot]

AAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[high wing]

hes dead

[pale ingot]

if i get one more suburbs spawn i kill myself

lets go

[stone blade]

and now people jork to it

[pale ingot]

kms rn

[stone blade]

look how times have changed

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1242408245935472690/1307413376561053776/IMG_2148.webp?ex=673a3717&is=6738e597&hm=43c86b9fb8854b17a71f039210fa65f23b3000de7c0698c88e21ca31e55d8f9b&

[narrow lotus]

bukkake

[storm stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1243611490578202674/togif-2.gif

[pastel quartz]

Its just a pussycat bro

[green schooner]

LOL

[summer flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943236548890067024/1300530977461768292/Snaptik.app_7408211984740748560.mp4?ex=6739911b&is=67383f9b&hm=701a6d51c7337a99c879f12575eee5aca90cb1cae52d1e96f40e40ba7354e8cb&

[fresh rose]

i love da boyz

[naive bison]

man

i loved PZ in the beggining

but

[pale ingot]

most depressing fridge ive seen
a bottle of ranch and an uncooked sausage

[naive bison]

it's a bit boring imo

like

LIVING is easy

finding purpose while living is hard

[fresh rose]

okay get some mods then

[pale ingot]

ion even need to press q i just have a trait that sometimes uncontrollably trash talks when i kill a zombie

[naive bison]

like 1 grocery store raid with a van

[fresh rose]

like mods that make the game harder

simple as

[naive bison]

you're stocked with food for like a year, deadass

[pale ingot]

thats what im sayinnn

so thats why i just sort of

[summer flame]

lmao what is that from

[naive bison]

[pale ingot]

made everything harder myself

[fresh rose]

also I think the next update is gonna make the game harder if im not wrong

[naive bison]

idk if harder is more fun

harder in what way

[fresh rose]

bro

ur playing

TARKOV

[pale ingot]

i think its straight up called trash talk (mod)

[fresh rose]

motherfucker

[summer flame]

I have a great mod that gives you an actual end game goal

[fresh rose]

you LOVE

harder for no reason

UR MASOCHIST BITCH

[pastel quartz]

hl2 is free on steam rn

[fresh rose]

be real

[pastel quartz]

real

[summer flame]

it basically lets you go to each town and set up a radio relay to call the military to get you evac

[pale ingot]

made loot overall rarer because i felt loot was WAYY too plentiful. also uhh... also started with my arm chopped off so i need to make a prosthetic...
and there were also a lot of things from mods that made everything a lot easier
i kept some things but made those a lot rarer. and some other shit that i couldnt tweak i just removed

[summer flame]

and you can set where you want the evac to be at

for example you could have it at the ohio grand mall

if you hate yourself like me

[fresh rose]

honestly

I would just do zombie tweaks and horde nights and shit

and games basically harder

plus rarer items and such

also a random spawn anywhere on the map cus I love doing that since I dont know the whole map

spawn in louisville

[pale ingot]

huh

i dont have a left forearm

what are you on about

also helicopter event that just shot a bunch of zombies up (expanded heli events. they happen more now. and not only on the 7th day.)

[naive bison]

the no arm part

that feels even worse

like

[inland jackal]

@river zealot

[pale ingot]

i started with a high metalworking skill (plus the metalworking profession) so if i get my hands on the shit i NEED for a prosthetic i can actually relatively easily make one

[pastel quartz]

probably the base of the stump thats infected

[inland jackal]

p!illegal

[foggy mantle]

Word can be at most 11 characters and must be alphanumeric only.

[inland jackal]

whar

p!illegal

[foggy mantle]

Word can be at most 11 characters and must be alphanumeric only.

[inland jackal]

p!tags

[foggy mantle]

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[pale ingot]

the left forearm amputee start is supposed to be like, you lost your arm wayy before the apocalypse

[inland jackal]

p!illegalmeme

[foggy mantle]

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[pale ingot]

tbf i dont know how amputated arms really look

so ehh

fuck it i guess ill trust the game on that

[fading shuttle]

i swear the games autoresolve is extra retarded with the skaven

[wooden surge]

Meaning what, I got no idea what I look at

[fading shuttle]

then go away

[narrow lotus]

Most Watched scene during the Tyson Paul box match

[atomic crane]

please dont post black man ass -the mods

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pls-god-strike-this-individual-down-strike-down-god-kanye-kanye-cat-gif-9334290556842141514

[wooden surge]

Thanks for explaining and telling me what this is about! I'm glad I could enjoy and understand this game together with you and be closer with the fandom

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/erection-bruh-gif-18252114

[fading shuttle]

👍

no problem

[wooden surge]

Anyway

[pale ingot]

im hiding in a bathroom stall and there are maybe 5000 billion zombies outside this room and building

exhausted too

[pastel quartz]

good luck, you're probably boned

[pale ingot]

yeah 😔

[pale ingot]

i give up on dirkerdam

i dont wanna be stuck in suburbia hell

instead

[naive bison]

200 cs at 20 mins and game isnt over

on garen

im 4 levels on smolder top

[naive bison]

thick urkanian monobrow

[high wing]

thats stupid

what if she gets shot in the inner thigh

shes gonna bleed out

or radiation!

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1282082683366932520/Screenshot_20240908_021445_Instagram.png?ex=6739b04b&is=67385ecb&hm=642fed64ea2fd291fc9b547f158aba4cd729ab5095f15070bb4017049fcc5c9a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=549&height=671

[inland jackal]

@river zealot

[naive bison]

YOOOOOOOO

[high wing]

what is that name

[inland jackal]

its NA servers

lmaoo

[high wing]

[magic tartan]

meanwhile https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836435590911229982/1281316409107939429/0905.mp4?ex=673a3265&is=6738e0e5&hm=cee568c6fe9bd8cde436da7223a106c392a31cea3e5273d59bfa8bd02b88bb09&

[naive bison]

i do not feel sorry

[inland jackal]

this guy is killing all colors

[wooden surge]

Circumventing automod

[inland jackal]

[pastel quartz]

it's a reference to jojo's

[naive bison]

this is the third person today to get reported and punished for inting

[wooden surge]

Wtf

[naive bison]

that i made go 0-10

https://tenor.com/view/mischievous-emoji-evil-smile-gif-14790095

[wooden surge]

Is this ranked?

[naive bison]

HELL NAW

[inland jackal]

ranked is gae

[naive bison]

fuck ranked

[river zealot]

there is a literal country named that

[naive bison]

but maybe i play it

[wooden surge]

Tell that to mods

[naive bison]

i wanna play ranked so ppl don't play like

homo gei champ toplane

[wooden surge]

So enemy just decied all to troll?

[naive bison]

like heimer

[naive bison]

no just gigachad thundercock garen with 3 items at 20 mins came out of toplane

and laid down demacian justice on their orifices

[wooden surge]

I mean, Draven has only 1300

And it's top dmg in his team

[naive bison]

that's turret dmg

the graph

[wooden surge]

OHhhhhh

[pale ingot]

instead of suburbia hell im stuck in storage unit hell

[wooden surge]

Nvm then

I thought it's dmg graph

[naive bison]

i was eating objectives like snacks

[wooden surge]

True

[naive bison]

wait

WAIT

[pastel quartz]

actually good spawn depending on whats on those shelves and locker

[naive bison]

i gotta download a replay

i had an insane anime fight as akali

vs sylas

[pale ingot]

a garden saw.. a mop... some building materials.. one lead pipe..

[naive bison]

lead pipes aren't actually made with lead right

[pale ingot]

idk

[pastel quartz]

well, a saw is crucial for progression, and a lead pipe isn't that bad of a weapon for fencing, so if the local zombie pop isn't crazy you might be chilling

[pale ingot]

i set the local zombie pop to 3x

very high setting

[pastel quartz]

I mean more about the distribution, if you're in a high density area you might be screwed

[pale ingot]

urban focus distribution

and im in louisville

what do you think

[civic panther]

fucking third god damn time this crash dump bullshit has happened on sm2 pvp

[pale ingot]

also got a laceration

because i almost died

[pastel quartz]

depending on the area actually not horrible, louisville has more reasonable zombie groupings imo

[pale ingot]

upper arm laceration btw

[pastel quartz]

westpoint they are all equally scattered, which makes kiting really hard

[pale ingot]

(death)

[pastel quartz]

in louisville they are normally tucked into big, neat groups

[naive bison]

wait how do i easily upload videos

without nitro

[pastel quartz]

oof good luck then

[inland jackal]

post them in boosted server, copy media link, post here

easy

[pale ingot]

im unable to fight more than like maybe 2

[inland jackal]

unless its over 100mb

[pale ingot]

louisville map acquired

at a storage unit rn

and i dont think i wanna go down in suburbia hell right there

so im going up

[inland jackal]

@steel bone whats this guy yappin about

[wooden surge]

https://8mb.video/

[civic panther]

fucking kidding me

[steel bone]

being happy about telling about his hobby

850 mods

[inland jackal]

[wooden surge]

"so i was cheating but not for real i just duped some runes"

[inland jackal]

made or has

[civic panther]

?? what

[wooden surge]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-dumb-you-gif-8906255

[steel bone]

Made his own modpack

[civic panther]

stg if you are implying im cheating ill beat the fuck outta you

[naive bison]

what the fuck i put the clip in to uploaded and the upload button said "You have died of dysentery"

[inland jackal]

[wooden surge]

It is what it is, now die of dysentry

[civic panther]

sorry im not a part of whatever weird inner circle you have going on

[narrow lotus]

[wooden surge]

A damn shame, we gettign glorped on the zoink

[narrow lotus]

kreo is not built for brainfart

[inland jackal]

hes a gae offtopper

[wooden surge]

Nah they not built for my jokes

[civic panther]

stopped working on fucking opening the game this time

[wooden surge]

Wrong, im bi offtoper

[inland jackal]

[wooden surge]

Get it right w

@inland jackal

[civic panther]

makes reference to obscure shit
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"haha bro r/woosh, didn't get the joke"

[inland jackal]

he takes a dick and likes being pegged

[wooden surge]

What game did you crash in

[wooden surge]

potato potato

[civic panther]

space marine 2, specifically pvp mode, time and time again

and iv connected to matches before and inbetween these crashes

[wooden surge]

Screen looked like ER

[civic panther]

so idk what the fucken problem is

[civic panther]

ig im not getting to vet lvl 25 over the weekend and using the +50% xp, because i literally cannot play the fucking game

[naive bison]

@wooden surge i gotta use vpn for the converter, and the clip is 120 mb, i am 11% so far

:)

[wooden surge]

Ahhhhh shit

[wooden surge]

I tried to help

[naive bison]

i mean

better than nothing

maybe i shoulda cut it down

[wooden surge]

NAaaaaaah

Just power through

[naive bison]

the fight is like 10 sec

the clip is 45

[wooden surge]

What if we miss important context

[pastel quartz]

the 4th brother @tidal trellis is GUH

[naive bison]

28.9 mb now

wait i can upload it straight up now

[river zealot]

@inland jackal

[pastel quartz]

nitro boost on server allows users to upload larger files

[inland jackal]

[naive bison]

i will nitro boot you in the head

[wooden surge]

It's true tho

If it's 100mb it will be sent

[pastel quartz]

Not what im saying this server has alot of boosts which means all users can upload larger files

not that you need nitro dummy

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/neoni-chad-stone-face-superchad-omega-chad-gif-26250751

[naive bison]

why would you tell me that at all

[inland jackal]

literally tree

[pastel quartz]

[narrow lotus]

cause u fokin stupid mate

[pastel quartz]

Stop the glazing

[naive bison]

i will eat you, bird

[slender rock]

[pastel quartz]

yummers

[inland jackal]

gotta clean before eating

[pastel quartz]

Is this iedies gimp suit

[slender rock]

probably

[pastel quartz]

is the plural for iedy iedys or iedies

or iedeez

[slender rock]

sure

[storm stream]

@stone blade should I stream some WT later?

[pastel quartz]

no

[wooden surge]

Bitches cant grasp I will be playin

[pale ingot]

life is bad

[naive bison]

@wooden surge

[summer flame]

youll live

[slender rock]

dead

[pale ingot]

i'll live

[slender rock]

gonna die of infection

[wooden surge]

He got fucking impregnated

[naive bison]

on a rewatch btw

like

[wooden surge]

And he stole your ult too

[naive bison]

how the fuck did i almost lose?

like

[wooden surge]

Sylas

[pale ingot]

i'll live (im immunocompromised lol lmao)

[naive bison]

i dodged literally everything that can be dodged

[tidal trellis]

wha

huh

[naive bison]

he's TWO LEVELS DOOOOOOOOOWN

[slender rock]

dead

[naive bison]

no i legit played it perfect

and he still almost killed me

that's

mentally ill

i dodged E, dodge Q, dodge my R recast

🖕

[fluid heron]

I'm gonna keep going back to the same wafflehouse and see if I can assemble all pieces of the waffle House fit like exodia

[naive bison]

wut

[stone blade]

Where

[fluid heron]

Went into a wafflehouse yesterday and asked for a hat and they gave it to me

[stone blade]

in the voice chat?

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvGbdqOb3c8

[fluid heron]

It is probably the worst hat ever

[storm stream]

This server

[slender rock]

Daron...

[storm stream]

Not rn

[stone blade]

Could always do that

might join if you ping

[storm stream]

Midwest-looking fella

[naive bison]

bro it looks like those movie killer notes that are made with cut out letters from random magazines to not give a handwriting lead

[naive bison]

bro it looks like those movie killer notes that are made with cut out letters from random magazines to not give a handwriting lead

oops my bad

double ping

[slender rock]

triple ping?

[river zealot]

@potent hamlet i sent you some crappite, and some artys, sell them on the auction

[fluid heron]

I'm from the north east and I live in the south east

This hat looks mad retarded on me

[pale ingot]

one wound left (and its the most debilitating)

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KaVaw-B5VLQ

literally

[storm stream]

Washington -> Florida?

[fluid heron]

Wisconsin to Georgia

[storm stream]

I just picked the extremes

[fluid heron]

Washington is north west

[storm stream]

Wait wh

[slender rock]

Wa STATE IS

not DC

[fluid heron]

Where the fuck is Washington again

[slender rock]

oh my god

[fluid heron]

It's somewhere in the US that's a good hint

It's next to Oregon oh

[fluid heron]

Which is still north west

So suck my fucking cock?

[slender rock]

its the one next to CAANAADAAAA

[slender rock]

when big boy 🙂

lol

the other washington is in maryland

North Eastern US

[storm stream]

I fucked up east-west

[slender rock]

americans couldn't find one... euro country

if you gave them a fucking hint

[fluid heron]

Why would I name those shit ass countries

[wooden surge]

@tidal trellis

[fluid heron]

All of them

[wooden surge]

LOUD CORRECT BUZZER

[tidal trellis]

terrible

I hate it

burn it in a fire

[wooden surge]

As usual

Now answer the question

[fluid heron]

If a twink falls in a forest does anyone hear it

[wooden surge]

[tidal trellis]

What question

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahah

[wooden surge]

Literally a wet napkin iq level user

[tidal trellis]

What was the question?!

[wooden surge]

[fluid heron]

flop has a brain parasite or something

[tidal trellis]

Rude

[wooden surge]

He has one brain cell and it works overtime

[tidal trellis]

Smh

[fluid heron]

Bro has no gray matter

[tidal trellis]

Woooow

Y'all being rude

Did I teach y'all nothing

[wooden surge]

You are denser than a cube of tungsten vro

[pale ingot]

holy shit

theyre deadass just playing this entire convo from pulp fiction https://youtu.be/6Pkq_eBHXJ4

why the zomboid tv got pulp fiction

actually

[river zealot]

@inland jackal there are so many signals in roadside

i got 5 back to back

meanwhile in the north i cant even find one

[green schooner]

hi twink almost forgot

[inland jackal]

i toldyu

[wooden surge]

Man I love this movie

One of the best from Tarantino

[pale ingot]

they ported pulp fiction to zomboid

[tidal trellis]

Go away!

[wooden surge]

I ain't ever touched Zomboid so

But that's cool an all

[pale ingot]

its probably from some mod

i have

but still

[green schooner]

same

[wooden surge]

It prob is my type of game but at the same time I'm like

[crimson flame]

waiting for the update

i think im gonna have my grandkids first

[fluid heron]

Dolphins are gang rapists

[naive bison]

freaky aah dolphin

[fluid heron]

Dolphins fuck dead fish to jerk off

[naive bison]

GOD WHY DO I KEEP GETTING JUMPSCARED

BY FUCKING GEONACHS

IN RLCRAFT

JUMPING OUT OF ORE IM MINING

[wooden surge]

A question for the thinkers of our time

[fluid heron]

The twinkers

[river zealot]

@inland jackal fell into lava and lost all my shit

[inland jackal]

tell that to @pale ingot

[final rose]

badass

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNPM-quxXPs

[pastel quartz]

fake the impact is too concentrated

likely stabbed

[high wing]

ill stab u

[pastel quartz]

or use of specific glass breaking tool

like a safety device in cars for breaking windowsa

[river zealot]

what happened to ham

[high wing]

he dieded

[pastel quartz]

He became a sandwich

[pastel quartz]

mid

[slender rock]

OH FUCK

[arctic pawn]

[pastel quartz]

gn @high wing

love you pookiebear

[high wing]

gn

[wooden surge]

Seat belt buckle

[lucid oasis]

182k letter word

holy shit

[arctic pawn]

[lucid oasis]

cant even see the whole thing

[grizzled meadow]

Best video on internet

[lucid oasis]

FINALLY I HAVE IT

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

TAKING FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[lucid oasis]

How the fight shouldve gone

[pale ingot]

ggs, suburbia hell strikes again

they got my ass

[slender rock]

I TOLD YOU

FUCKING

[pale ingot]

it snowballed from a car alarm

[slender rock]

good one

[arctic pawn]

awesome bideo

[slender rock]

you fucked up

[arctic pawn]

robd

[pale ingot]

also i recovered from the laceration and other infections

so dont blame those

[naive bison]

what's the horse gonna do

[arctic pawn]

no clue

[pale ingot]

gonna do this again later

[arctic pawn]

but he aint gonna do good deed in there

[lucid oasis]

just

fucking

nothing else

[slender rock]

yes

[pale ingot]

if i just play in suburbia hell then i might live longer

but also thats not fun

[lucid oasis]

based

[pale ingot]

thats fucking depressing

[lucid oasis]

its 1984 cause im brown

[pale ingot]

if i go in the urban areas then i get diddled.. but its a lil more fun

[slender rock]

you rang

[pale ingot]

i could also always just

turn down the zombie pop from 3x to something lower

but i aint doing all that

[arctic pawn]

literally

got muted twice for nothing, trust me bro

[slender rock]

what did you do?

[lucid oasis]

Said "boobs" in newbies

[arctic pawn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

seriosuly

[lucid oasis]

yes

and penis

[slender rock]

see you can't say that in the newbies chats

they get feral

[arctic pawn]

guess babies play stalker there too

gotta watch your language lil man

[pale ingot]

also

i could just..

unfuck my build

because i start with a whole 1 strength and 0 fitness
emaciated

[slender rock]

Well one, they haven't seen any (unless they're really fucked up by alamabmer fam dynamics) and 2, they get out of control when they think about such things

bro

it's opening pandora's box

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/@flula

[grizzled meadow]

And some other bullshit

[arctic pawn]

bobs and vegana fucking people up

as always

[naive bison]

love this guy

[arctic pawn]

i bet there was

[slender rock]

it ain't only that either

[naive bison]

walking german to english translator

[slender rock]

[naive bison]

this is a silly and danger

lives rent free in my head

"why are you say this?"

[arctic pawn]

what did he do

[slender rock]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

90% of this server is full of actual babies, a lot of 15yrs old or around that age, the moderation/helpers team is probably the only adult side

[naive bison]

he is genuinely heartbroken by rock paper scissors 😭

[arctic pawn]

ugh

[naive bison]

we should kill all children

[arctic pawn]

my condolences

i honestly thought yall were mostly old

i was dead wrong

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-14729663161359511049

a few of us are oldheads

[arctic pawn]

yes although my behaviour is of a 15 i have almost double that age

[slender rock]

@grizzled meadow Hola 👋

[grizzled meadow]

Brainfart is mainly 18-20 or more with few exceptions

[slender rock]

we ain't talking about mental age tho

[lucid oasis]

I know but I aint buying youtube premium

[grizzled meadow]

What

[slender rock]

some people will be 45 and act like fucking toddlers so

👀

[lucid oasis]

Thats me

[lucid oasis]

You need youtube premium to download youtube videos

[arctic pawn]

why would you do that if there is literally free ways to avoid advertising

[crimson flame]

yo thats my dad

[lucid oasis]

Thats me except im 35

[lucid oasis]

exactly

[slender rock]

then the "UNFIT TO HELP" fits unironically

[arctic pawn]

ublock origin, avoid google chrome

[lucid oasis]

I said boobiea

[arctic pawn]

use firefox

or brave

or whatever

[slender rock]

that's most males though

[crimson flame]

firefox is goat

[arctic pawn]

yeah i use it too

dont use chromium based browsers too

[lucid oasis]

I watched my son bare hand a hotpocket from the microwave and carry it HOT like it was nothing.

[arctic pawn]

i wouldnt trust

[slender rock]

either ginger or soulless demon

[lucid oasis]

my son IS NOT GINGER

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFxCPWd07_Q

[lucid oasis]

I would disown

[high wing]

god even when they die its lame

[arctic pawn]

[slender rock]

YOU HELPED SPAWN SATAN MAN

MY GOD

[slender rock]

bro those fucking things are the SURFACE OF THE FUCKIGN SUN out of the nukebox

[arctic pawn]

let bro train his pain tolerance

[pale ingot]

not.. not even switching hands?

[slender rock]

😭

[pale ingot]

he didn't even...

[arctic pawn]

oyu dont know if that is his goal

[pale ingot]

he didn't even move it around?

[mossy void]

Bro just doesn't feel heat

[naive bison]

your wife's womb was lined with asbestos

[arctic pawn]

he just want to test how far he can go

[slender rock]

He doesn't fucking feel anything regardless I guess?

[mossy void]

Actually I wonder, does he feel pain?

[arctic pawn]

to become the fire god

yeah

gotta see if your son doesnt have a neurological disorder that prevents him from feeling pain at all

i forgor the name

[mossy void]

I figure if he's old enough to do it by himself

then they would have caught it

but you never know

[lucid oasis]

His nope

My wifes italian and Im german and hes born and raised in alaska

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[lucid oasis]

so it makes sense kinda

[grizzled meadow]

How is she italian though

[arctic pawn]

nice

bro has fire resistance

[shell venture]

egyptian spunchbib

[slender rock]

GERMAN ITALIAN IN ALASKA?

[lucid oasis]

Shes born in italy

[lucid oasis]

lmao

[grizzled meadow]

Okay I've read that wrong

[lucid oasis]

How?

[arctic pawn]

Asparga Mooni 🗣️

[grizzled meadow]

The born and raised in Alaska

Io sono italiano comunque

[slender rock]

the best i got was anglo tard and Bavarian german

[shell venture]

asfar kamoni 🤓

[arctic pawn]

asfar kamoni lmao

[pale ingot]

bro has racial traits

[arctic pawn]

oh shit its real

[slender rock]

then you take southwestern native american apaches and northern mexico tribes

[lucid oasis]

my son was born and raised in alaska

[shell venture]

ofc it is

[slender rock]

aaaaaaaaaaa

[lucid oasis]

my wifes from italy

[lucid oasis]

yep

[shell venture]

min maxing racial traits

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I've read that part wrong
Tell her "ciao" from me

[lucid oasis]

lmao

[wooden surge]

Falconi

[naive bison]

Denmark vpn, it’s over for Denmark

[lucid oasis]

josta got rekted

poor josta

[river zealot]

man what a shitty today is

[lucid oasis]

that "chick" on the far right is a dude

Are Danish(🤮) women dudes

[wooden surge]

Yes

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/danish-denmark-danish-anime-danish-warrior-greenland-gif-7675225872874789067

i typed "danish women" btw

[lucid oasis]

who tf is that

[slender rock]

hahah

[slender rock]

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/does-he-know-gif-17552966235424643644

[wooden surge]

It's really sad we have to exist in a world where Denmark is real

[slender rock]

he doesn't

[wooden surge]

😔

[lucid oasis]

I dont watch anime

My son nor doughter do either

[wooden surge]

Ask them

[slender rock]

💀

[arctic pawn]

if they dont watch anime

thats awesome

[river zealot]

i hope tommorow isnt so broing

[lucid oasis]

imma shit yourself

[arctic pawn]

unfortunatelly eventually they will find themselves being encouraged to watch

[lucid oasis]

pov alaskan mountain internet

[arctic pawn]

unless you teach them that this is shit

[lucid oasis]

taking 8 years to download 3.4gb

[shell venture]

don't need to

[arctic pawn]

and brainwash americans with japanese psy op

[shell venture]

i tried watching it and just couldn't

don't understand how people like it tbh

[arctic pawn]

same

[shell venture]

i'd rather watch actual toddler cartoons

[arctic pawn]

there is some animes i really like but barely look like the avarage gofy anime

mostly movies, like paprika

[shell venture]

the way they talk in every anime is so retarded

who tf talk like that

[arctic pawn]

lmao

japanese people

damn

i forgot about the g word

sorry

[shell venture]

gae

[arctic pawn]

the way they use their language and the overall culture makes it weird and lgbtq looking for us

but its just the way they are, not everyone

[shell venture]

it's cringe

shrimple as

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-simple-its-shrimple-gif-25735431

paprika is further away from cringe archetypes of anime

its a good movie

the cowbot bebop movie is way better than the series

cowboy*

animation is wild

[civic panther]

you've watched nothing shitty shonun and slice of life, and it shows

[arctic pawn]

if the way they speak bothers you jsut watch it with voce over

[shell venture]

whar

[arctic pawn]

the brazilian ones are god enough

the chihiro movie is also good, i think its the only ghibli movie i like

looks like what real people would do

react, etc

cant remember anything else that was cool to watch, even the cyberpunk anime is cringe

[pale ingot]

bro got that depressing ass aura

[arctic pawn]

reality check

bro got punched 50 times in the face and landed only like 5

[inland jackal]

@arctic pawn is this arab frota

[pale ingot]

he's 60 years old and he might have been paid by jake paul to lose pr stunt ass fight

[arctic pawn]

i think that too

but even in a sold fight

i'd feel like shit too

[pale ingot]

fair enough

[arctic pawn]

i wonder if it was worth

[pale ingot]

if i let a cocky rich white boy do me like that i would be depressed too

[arctic pawn]

if he really got paid to like lose

or whatever

[pale ingot]

yeah you gotta think like

aint mike tyson rich already? he is, right

so... how much do you have to give to a guy like him in order to do that

[arctic pawn]

yeah

as he said at the end

[lucid oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-those-thor-chris-hemsworth-thor-love-and-thunder-watch-those-gif-26087218

[arctic pawn]

he was the one who got the money

[lucid oasis]

boobies