#🎪bruh-fart
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IT WORKED
why does flop continue to put up with being bullied by brainfart? is flop stupids?
His pregnancy hormones are making him more susceptible

tbf the enemy team is also some dudes that want to win 
This is my brother's KTM DUKE 200
cool car bro
Bubble Butt Bottom Boys
That looks like a grom
it's cool
I like it
@storm stream @digital quartz @pastel quartz I killed the draconic tree dude
@storm stream
man
fighting stone giants is so fun
imagine being guard duty as a draconic fucking tree sentinel
and getting slapped by a samurai priest
Nice, hes cool
Hated him my first run since i couldn't dodge for shit
I dodged mot of his attack s
couldn't dodge the lighting
I couldnt I could outrun it
woops
so I got hit
Fun fact you can just cheese him at rl1 by luring him to the cliff and breaking his stance in the right spot
Which is nice bc in most runs I do i dont bother on upgrading weapons till post morgott because I haven't decided yet
Bro my S key is legit starting to give out
That uck*
true
Hope you can get it fixed oon man
I really hope o too
I would hate to be miing that key
how does your bro afford a 6000$ bike?
@pastel quartz I switched to light rolling
Selling drugs, like any other sensible person
I'm able to spam it way more

omg we're so close to the tree dude
Yeah, i don't do light rolling much but when i do its a blast
@pastel quartz
drugs or ass
Dude i can't wait for you to see leyendell itself
Tied for best vista in the game
Universal credit card: 
gotta love this damage with an un upgraded rapier
is this good?
playing sion, targeting the squishies first like seraphine and varus cause they hurt
ziggs is yelling at me to taunt udyr 
I'm leveling dex atm
perfect, just keep pumping dex until you get to farum azula, then level hp until 60
you want 60 vigor for maliketh, I wont spoil who he is but YOU WANT 60 FOR maliketh
Is there a way to make a super OP build around heavy weapons?
first playthrough I found him harder than malenia, not any more, but I used to
ohhh yeah
I want to nuke bosses
there's the guts greatsword in elden ring
But does it let you deal more DPS than high agility builds?
Like not even kidding
yes
str is a great build
good damage but you just constantly stance break everything
all the one shot builds are str oriented
why do elitists always say you have to do strenght build
when these are some of the strongest
I've done mage builds which were crazy op, agility and some use of stagger but never pure str
pure dex without status effects is probably the worst out of the 4 main damage skills
its about to get better ivan
ivan just keep going and you'll see how it gets better
ok ok
I'm hyped
What would you say is the best combo for steamrolling through the game? Easy diff lowers enemy HP right?
this area is so huge man holy fk
Worst she can say is her location and your description to a Police Officer
wow
have you met the trumpet dudes yet?

i respect that they used an actual meme gun that worked on the zombies mode
the loud 100 rounder whisper blackout
go rush rykard, kill him, and get blasphemous blade
then you win
told you (:
yes
you can climb that dragon 
btw, remember what I said about godwyn? yeah he was the dude that killed that bigass dragon
wtf are these snowmen?
godwyn kicked the asses of the dragons so hard they began to idolize him

tree is almost as wide as your mom
||And just like your mom, you can climb that tree too||
A mimir
@pastel quartz legit 12/10 game
yeah. leyendell is peak
JOSEPH BIDEN HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 5 YEARS, HE DIED AT THE ICE CREAM PRESS CONFERENCE DURING THE ESCAPE
ALL THAT TIME YOU THOUGH HE WAS GOING FOR A SECOND MENDATE IT WAS ALL IN YOUR MIND
its late
You've made lots of progress
Jobiden
wake up
jooo biden
wake up
the vietnam war was a distraction from hunters laptop
Thank you
leyndell will be hard
Ill play slower
shit its midnight im fucked
its high lv zone
He was never in vietnam
The real defector with the Hunter laptop dossier died during the attack on the mac-V
he died during the battle of verdun
Now I'm going home
He was never in Verdun either that was just a crack dream
I want to play Stalcraft lmao
addiction
i cant get addicted to shit my attention span is way too short
3 billion iq strat
You should try adderall to get your addictions back on track
Ngl I started to get a like to it
fr
Since you got no money atleast you won't be one of those retards who spend cash to get stalcrat guns
Yeah, I won't lmao
I just want base guns tbh
my ass so add i cant imagine the shit id do if i could concentrate
im only at a fraction of my power
I mean you can probably upgrade your guns and get decent free stuff
Idk never played it
aw hell naw you can pay for guns?
Someone was saying that the other day yea
last time i played was in beta i dont think you could then
I think you can't, the only guns you can get is like, crate guns
You get pieces from crates
But you can get those guns freely with a lot of luck
I would like to get the FN FAL
@inland jackal @river zealot can you get an FN FAL in Stalcraft?
somethinf something the right hand of the free world
Land of the greed home of the gamblers
Oh you can
So the gambling option is shit then lmao
You can get a fal freely
I wanna go back to Boathouse
How many pesos for a FAL ?
In real life, you can get it illegally from like, 2 million pesos?
💱 1,500 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu: is equal to 1,570,397.85 CLP (Chilean Peso) :flag_cl:
Sounds about right, bit expensive
But it's a really fucking good gun and it's old and expensive
Also they come from argentina, so it's more expensive
Ye but it's relatively cheap and reliable way to shoot .308
You can get .308 for like 700.000 pesos
Would've guessed brazil tbh
But they're hunting rifled
Nah, Argentinian FAL's are closer
You can actually see terrorists using them
Ye pretty popular in south american guerilla fighting
Such a cool gun tho, can't complain
M16A1
Except the ammo price
I dig the tactical ponchos
FAL, Swedish K and a One Shooter?
Ye but I don't want any corrosion from dodgy surplus
eh, just clean your gun
exactly
the single shotgun?
Doesn't have a hammer to be a rolling block
Yeah, but it's too small of a barrel to be a shotgun
breech block rifle idk
Only gun I had corrosion issues was on the Zastava
It had a problem with heat treatment on the barrel but with no consequences, surprisingly the little rust dot was inside the gas block
Since it's tiny and I take care of it, it hasn't worsened since so I just never changed the block
could just get your barrel chromed and eliminate 99% of corrosion issues
And now just to make sure I don't buy surplus for the FAL
The barrel is chromed, not the gas block lmao
It's a Remington model 24
Semi auto
Chile also had the SIG SG 510
I would like to have a M16A2 airsoft replica
@final cedar Can't even see the flaked paint on the barrel
Metal replicas are surprisingly expensive
Why is there a canine teeth in the side of your AK?
Where
There

Took it to the dentist man, it could hurt him
Still can't see it
So why are oranges called oranges
but a banana is not called yellow
@sage otter @potent hamlet
Canine teeth
Oh that's a thumb rest
Is it?
Oh that's just the foregrip it's not attached this way at all
it's just resting on the table in the pic
Oh
Why is "owl" pronounced "awol"
gross, blowback rifle
I thought you were a pussy and needed a thumb rest
Lmao you got a trench knife and welded there
you know what'd be kinda funny? if they put the 45° gas block on a 90° bore and that's why it's gunking up your port
how you clean it? pipe cleaners?
It would be expensive, but funny tho
who knows if this would even cause excess buildup
Metal brushes are flexible enough
Cleans no problem, dries no problem
another reason I love my aug 
Only trench knife that goes with it
I'd love to get one
But if I had that amount of money I prob wouldn't spend on a AUG
Not the easiest thing to find in decent condition AND decent price here
I'm slowing the spendings for now, got the FAL recently, spent about 1800€ 
seems about right
(It's christmas soon and I will probably not be slowing)
latin american production or what?
Honestly yes, I got 5 alu mags with it aswell
English L1A1 !
But it doesn't have the base handguard so it made the price drop
But it has pica rails now
That's an AK47CCP switch knife
Switchblade
I want the same lmao
But the smaller one
with switch and all?
Resting after a session 
Damn
Send a pic when you go to the range pls
Or at least before going in
Why you doxxing me
how you got a automatic fal in the states?
If they don't allow pictures
- It's semi
- I'm in France
I wanna know where to go cosplaying to shoot
Did they have the L1A1 designation for the civilian var as well?
They do but I shoot alone so no cool promotional clips in slowmo
ah, nevermind I found it
Just post a pic of the gun in a table or something
The L2A1 is the automatic pattern and all the L1A1 are semi only
Var?
variant
Wasn't the L2 the Stierling?
Best I can do is pic of the zeroing target 
Oh, no, it was L34
Oh that's cool
How you attached the rail when that part is a dust cover?
@final cedar I saw your kek, don't mock the handguard 
@final cedar
it's nice. I think it's almost mandatory for a fal to have the goofy handguard
Shiiit
Too much paste
The computer done shitted itself
Yeah I also love the iconic shape of it, it's the only part that isn't original on the gun
Bro's got the ooze
everyone knows computers can't survive da ooze
Theres no fn fal
@final cedar 
Sadly
I want a heavy hitting Assault Rifle
Ash12
Not russian
@low atlas
Nato shit
Sa58 perhaps?
HK417
But thats too late for it now
That is possible from boxes rn in shop @potent hamlet
I got a piece of the SA58
The red piece
Now get the rest
But I got it for my stalker shit
Wym stalker shit
Stalker Account
Ah other character
jschlatt just couldn't believe his eyes while schlatt was ranking your funniest tiktoks.
original videos by:
@kingbeardx1x on TikTok
@kroger on TikTok
submission by u/AP3TROVIC on r/jschlattsubmissions
edited by @ludo.mp4
#jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy #shorts
Shit I wake up in 5
P!avatar @high wing
Thats a gae ass pfp
Cya
Yeah
So is your gae ass Raichu and gae ass hat
Gae ass
hi mankisser
Yo mama is gae ass
Cmere baby
Gypsy kisser
Whoa
I was thinking about getting my

Woah be careful of that
That's very ugly to say
Wym
@narrow lotus @stone blade and rest of the normal people say it every day
"normal"

Your
weseli i swear if u run off and loot up again when we do coop im gonna shove an f1 up ur ass

Wym again, we are on the same save
Plus we split up somehow in jupiter
Artyom and i, you and xal
Wtf are you ppl playing
Xrmpe
@tidal trellis
Xray multiplayer extension
Mrk
Whats he doing on NA servers
me and xal be smoochin in da jupiter underground
Artyom and i exploring the stashes
And im still carrying the poison from zaton 
10kg
I got 2 pieces of Rigal
Apparently talking to the kid there
@tidal trellis goofy twink
r/screenshotsarehard
But yea rigel is good mid game
@potent hamlet imma go sleep, we gonna grind tmr then
nuh huh
Awww
Its 1am
I'm too lazy to open discord in my pc
Oh, it's okay then, have a good night
we poor with this one
You uninstalled

No commenting on games you dont play

Then Ivan can’t comment on tarkov

I have more net worth than you
Im sure he still has it installed
You dont
Bad game
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wow, didn't manage to land a single hit on the first enemy 
Yeah, that's me
no
And my wifi was lagging hard
That's why I couldn't get into it. Literally can't do any quest without getting blasted to pieces by a gang of 6
Thunder often comes before the rain. And during.
elden ring character is dripped tf out
blue and gold is a combo I've never done before
found this new dog but man can it fart
what do you say, should I bother to take down a tree sentinel as a lvl 1 wretch or level first?
beat his ass as a naked hobo
but it's not like I can use the runes... maidenless as I am
make sure to mix in heavies, especially because a gaurd break with them can double as a heal window
good luck, all I'll say is don't get angry, and make it your mental prerogative to ingrain the moveset into your head
thats how I do it atleast
getting heated makes me play 10x worse
nah it feels wasted effort if I can't turn the runes into skills
even without teaming up with cyclops girl?
yeah but I may have slapped her
this run is doomed 
she only spawns in cutscenes I thought
nvmd I whacked the merchant
how did you fuck up that bad 
nvmd 
I wonder, is there any benefit to 2H the club?
It seems like it does more damage but I forgot the wretch meta

i hate discord btw for making the limit 10 mb
i had to compress this video a whole lot for it to be under 10
@mossy void 
skill issue
generic woman character
"would"
be braver smh
not exactly what i would call "generic"
but i am anything but cowardly in this regard
would

hopin you dont mean me
also finally
didn't really take that long, but wowza

my honest opinion?
the jokes calling it a lazer pointer are not wrong
shits sorta weak, was hoping the actual beam would be the damage dealer, and the explosion would just be an added bonus for keeping track on an enemy
but nah, the explosion is basically all of the damage, and its sorta ass, since it doesn't start with that much explosion area to begin with
Berry Delight
american truck sim as a cut up traffic sim??
little more damage and a bit faster of an anim iirc, and it's may do more stance damage but I might be wrong
euro truck sim
not american
No better feeling than rewatching your favorite show and it being even better than you remember
cowboy bebop has held up so well
and the animation still looks so good
they need to make a remaster for it or something, not a full remake but just update the resolution and stuff like that to be more up to date, if that's possible
Time zones, idiots
@glad carbon

A free Steam game, is a free Steam game.
Nisha the snake belons to BlueDingo
Sounds from BF4 and CoD
Shotgun modeled by 8sianDude
Song is Collage by Your best Friend Jippy
thats the guy that animated the elite executions
okay
I had to include something halo related in my response
Its funny
@gleaming grove im going to touch you
Can you ever not being attracted to same sex
@naive bison @river zealot @inland jackal theres a shadow of chernobyl XRMPE mod we could do after CoP
its a way more aids to setup and u need to join some discord for it
no
You mispelled yes
cuppa im sorry but u stinky and you wont stop gooning while we play
Damn it
Do you deny being stinky
im sleepy
thanksgiving hasnt even gotten here yet
I forgot thanksgiving existed
I dispise SoC
I liked it, though I think many aspects of it though are weaker than many like to admit
its not janky shit gun soc
its got the same guns as COOP cop
For me, its the mix of a so-so gameplay loop with weak gunplay, one their own they could be overlooked but together they kinda suck
gunplay is way better in the coop version
Like fnv has Terrible gunplay but the pacing and loop keeps it fun
gameplay loop is better with homies
like 1000% better
running around stabbing eachother
In SoC it really just feels like it's and on-a-rails shooter most the time to me
That atmosphere to go hard though
But like, its atmospheric but not immersive at the same time
The environments and world is gorgeous but how you interact with it feels so limited and gamey
yeah its open maps but very linear
Makes it hard for me to get soaked into it like I can with anomaly
like theres not really a reason to backtrack unless a mission makes you
Exactly
Also praised features like A-life, just don't really make an impact on SoC for me
Apart from the rare distant gunshot it doesn't do much when the story and flow is so linear
In anomaly you spend time just "being" in the world, most of it is based on interacting and doing stuff in the world around you, so I notice A-life doing its thing way more there
Still appreciate SoC for what it does well and what it's done, I'm not trying to say its a bad game, just that I find there's a lot to be desired compared to what people have said it is like
sorry, co-op stalker gooning
What faction goons the most
duty
Naah, they are up there but not at the top

Welcome xalrider, care to participate in this exceedingly intellectual conversation?
Now personally I think the least gooners are monolith, im not even sure they know what sex is
Clear sky too, they strike me as pretty straight edge
The sarcophagus is monoliths goon cave
Renegades, they aint got a home, but they show love to the homies
Where @inland jackal
get up man
I will get up but not for xrmpe, i got car registration at 9

I literally said that before
@river zealot :3
freedom
Thats a given
@glad carbon this mf messaged me at 4 am talkin about stalker
gonna knock the spit out yo lips

what
im not even here
my arma mods weight more then that
@potent hamlet
why the fuck does it download mp4 when its a gif on telegram

@heavy peak
mots
real as hell

imo i want the full squad to be here



hungy
@grizzled meadow
@naive bison oil up

🤨
say "meow"
damn this beard

Fuck you @wheat kestrel
Fuck you @wheat kestrel
hey, only wes can do that and get away with it
fuck you btw 
fuck all of you, rn
cute dog
👀
?
Retard 
I was there
reddit pixlewars veteran
xd
WE FOUGHT TO KEEP GAMMA ON THE BOARD
We have to stalk, weselina

Ok it sounds bad without the coma
so happy Shane Gillis is finding more recognition
place is back already?
@steel bone 
fuck you too, have a good day

im trying to psychic goon
mogus


Extremely rare xalriders W
So true
@inland jackal
H
I

league of legends players silencing their schizophrenia
@weak jackal us? 👉 👈
Stop being a stinker
you want to block ME?!
listen man
that's just what you do when you gotta talk to a real one
@slender rock did you try to stop being insane
england left the chef
haven't worked yet
need to bash my brains in more
7 minute form on kayn
brb
4 0 1
man pve is so easy
also i got head necked by a scav
@eager igloo alo
@glad carbon boutta enjoy stalker 2 in 45 fps
that's 25 frames too much
Blud living on ps1
exploring leyndell will be hard
this level has so much verticality
Bruh where are the site of graces man
I'll explore 90% of this place and not find any
bro doesn't know im boutta enjoy that 30fps low gameplay
why are the doors waxed on?
Ps1 stupid
@weak jackal THIS PLACE IS SO BIG
😭
ty baba grill
ok my s key stopped working gg
I'm ordering a new keyboard
no 4090 support
boutta enjoy stalker in 60fps
144fps but at 720p
If you woke up in construct, it means someone spawned you in to probably kill you 
Ivanka, have you beaten tree sentinel first try?

Prepare yourself to be killed with a admin gun 
Not the Twink Blaster 
maybe you should try bitching about it harder
I hear that helps
it certainly does
Man I just wanted to drop in to make a funny
I haven't even had breakfast yet

twink
about to die like 5000 times exploring this place

#ambient #ambientmusic #ambience #soundscape
this will find who need it
Soundcloud (Stream/Free Download): https://soundcloud.com/sickspace/this-will-find-those-who-need-it
- IS IT COPIED OR STOLEN OR AI GENERATED?
NO! multiple people have asked this. ambient soundscapes can sometimes feel similar since they don’t rely heavily on melodies or...
Wife
First convo was awkward tho
It's a expression goober
"Have you heard of the Finger Maidens?"
"You want me to finger maidens?"
bro
do you know how to say anything esle
apart from
Nothing
a twinks vocabulary is limited
clearly
Silence Sean
have a personality bro
I think I got plenty of personality 
brain too full of cum
LMAO
you say the same 5 things man
what personality
youre like a broken record
please dude stop embarrasing yourself
Its more entertaining than your guh ngl
lately
Keeps the chat alive
and that still has more variety than your five posts
plus, he hasn't been doing that as long as you've been
monosyllabic
Just can't win against haters, smh
I still don't know what that means
Whar?
gn @river zealot
someone drain him
gn stinky
the cum is the only thing keeping his brain afloat in his skull
since he has no spine
that would kill him
replace it with tap water
tap water may have brain eating amoebas
What is he good at then?
hating
complaining and stealing organs
Ehhh sounds about right
he still has not given back my kidney
But that's alright, I'll still forgive him (minus the last part)
No hard feelings Ivan
🤨
steal a kidney from someone else
take what you need
bulgarians and romanians accidently achieved communism
everybody just steals what they need from each other
"from each, according to their abilities..."
greetings twink

did he ever find his shit tho
I need to test something, ping me in 10 seconds
Ping
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man has no sense of shme
@glad carbon

Will Johnny Somali actually do prison i wonder
go sleep goober
He will die in there
no theyre just holding him
like uh
ON GANG
theyre trying to investigate if he paid any women to sleep with him
which is illegal as shit there
so they can make him sit in jail for longer
if he actually goes to prison its gonna be funni
he gonna die in there, person of colour that is also an idiot , made fun of them and shit
yeah he getting shanked
oh they don't shank you in korean prison I just heard they straight up beat people to death
on gang
W
he's not a person
Oil up
🫡
And send pictures to grok
hey 🐝

why is busy an emperor of byzantium
🇨🇳 I LOVE THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY I LOVE THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY 🇨🇳 GLORY TO THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY
Basil so good they released basil 2
if poland is so good then where is poland 2
in the middle of winning in GAMMA








