#🎪bruh-fart
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so what heppens in this timeline
Idk, I didn't get that far
how do i get banned from brainfart
post porn
You have e-sex with flop
in vc
idk
Of course you didnt twink
Daily event finished
BRO
Twink

Fruity pebbles
As if riots and tear gas weren't bad enough
Yeah I'd be looking like that to if I knew that happens
p!avatar 907258164104273950
Worst nightmare
Uh-oh, stinky
Bruh.
Record it
Ik ur on your phone
yeah go ahead record it twink
Man I'm just going to enjoy my breakfast as best as I can
Go tune in yt to see riots in my country or something
@pulsar python (formalniyneformal) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 (one) hour to change your profile picture to be compliant with the server #📄rules or be banned.
bro
its a N cake
literal child is playing roblox with a Z avatar
how did we get here?
What does the Z mean
That's what I'm saying
I see it alot what the fuck does it mean
victory I think?
it's just a fucking Z?
Ok what next
russian military sign for propaganda
Is just letter
I thought the Russians used it to identify each other in the war
cuz there was lots of friendly fire

yeah but they also had designer coats so that prolly helped
But yeah, we're not allowing anything Z/Zov related
whether it was used for identification at first or not, its still a propaganda symbol for russian nationalism and militarism
Makes sense
What's zov mean?
bad word
Zesty
bad bad word
would still eat the cake
Direct translation, "call" as in "a calling"
its a Ukrainian battalion that is said to be very neo-nazi
did you see what xela said it means
In this situation what does it mean
which has the word zov in it

Different groups
oh ok

I don't think that's what the russians are using it for
I was gonan find the link to the old message dry

nah the Russians see the Z and they go oh
That's fucking hilarious
Dry, what does it mean in this situation?
ok so what the fuck does it actually mean then?
It's a Russian symbol/phrase for self-identification with the uhh

Russian movement in the war
Oh ok
Gonna close off this topic though
So that's what it meant in all the MGE propaganda I've seen
so its another nationalism/militarism thing?
another 4 billion to ukraine
the fuck is MGE?
metal gear
My gaming edge for tf2
In this situation
big buff men
You lads have no idea how much I've seen of MGE lads just plastered with russian propaganda
I do have an idea
another divorce settlement needs your help
Actually
They have a discord server just for that 
Thinking cap 🧢 this is actually fucking epic
wait
ITS REALLY IS JUST A FUCKING TF2 TRAINING MOD?!
@pulsar python (formalniyneformal) has been banned for reason: Rude to staff in DMs over the mute, I'll take that W

Yes, but people are using it to spread propangda
That was fast
Oh not the mod
Just the buff characters
Most are the tf2 mercs (very muscly) with flags and stuff plastered on them or in the back
YOOOO
A free
Dead Deathclaw hand
Dead Deathclaw meat
Dead Deathclaw hide
How did a training mod turn into propaganda and homo-erotic videos?
i always wonder what percentage of these people spurge out over getting muted vs how many just stay silent
Can we see what he said
🥺
No idea
How many respond to the allegations
i second this
Oh he just called me a retard furry fucker who should go for a lobotomy
While also wondering "what did I get muted for"


LOL
I was gonna say he's gonna be like "wtf I get muted for"
Cause in reasons you always list pfp, bio, etc
He probably has no clue what Z mean
Oh no he totally does
But uhhh
Reading the rules is hard
real
I mean neither do we really
We've had several justify it as "their opinion"
It also had the ribbon of st george, which I know is another russian bad thingy
I absorbed 0 of the information from dry
St. George ribbon is just (hopefully all that's over) just a ribbon worn in remembrance of the WWII veterans and their efforts
Doesn't seem bad
Of all the fallen
it's like how the Nazis stole a peace symbol and made it not that
I've seen it used for other purposes
Still associated with russian nationalism and militarism
nationalism is nationalism, whether its honoring actual, real heroes who fought actual, real fucking bad guys, or praising a random useless war, its the same
For the moment, treat the letter Z (especially paired with the Russian flag on a patch (probably worn by Jake Gyllengall in Jarhead)) and the word zov as the modern swastika
Gotcha
jarhead was such a good movie
hate how they are taking an american movie that warns against blind military service and war, and turning it into bot ass propaganda
Which is slightly unfortunate when the Z key is used to go prone in Stalcraft apparently, and that's the hottest question to ask
is stalcraft multiplayer or singleplayer?
MP
Don't know what that has to do with it but aight
any singleplayer option?
No it's just pure unfiltered dogshit
Stalcraft is mega ass
Say you ask "how do I prone"
And then the chat fills with "Z"
Screenshot that, bottom text "based"
Slap in your telegram group of like minded preteens
That's retarded
That's so dumb I hope that's something someone does
you are very smart
1 does indeed equal 1
enjoy the reddit gold, good sir
easiest counter is "look in the fucking control menu dumbass"
Truly thankful I never found out about it and never got into it
enough blasphemous for today
:^)
died again yay
undodgable enemy attacks yey
how fun
died 5 times exploring this area
cuz enemies 2 shot me
ok
fk this then
Id rather play tainted lost and fight delirium over this crap
Where the gooners at
I go get sandwich
Stalcraft server resident detected
at least I'm playing that lame ass shit
*NOT
NOT PLAYING
GODDAMMIT
Not beating the allegations
Busy plays stalcraft
Its over.
fake and bullshit
But you literally just said it
I was actually thinking of installing gamma again, but gods smite me if I ever start playing fucking roblox stalker
hi busy

How the fuck did
break
how
p!implode 1008147783020187718
Arm gone

If grok were to add more vehicles to all the maps I'd redownload in a heartbeat just to drunk drive across more maps
Darkscape ain't enough anymore
When the sludge boy goes fucking invis
STALCRAFT
still being tear-gassed, really annoying me now 
Record it
Go out there and do something about it

are you literally out of your mind
you want me to leave the confines of my home, into tear-gas filled streets and "do something" about it
Hey busy
are you dumb
Whats good in the hood

go out there and get shot in the head with a 40mm tear gas grenade
You don't have gas masks in your house?
no
I SAW THAT
why would we get gas-masks
Pfff. Pleb
most I got is normal surgical masks
no?????
Or a tomahawk
no
why are they tear gassing
Twink.
Get your game up
political
nope
Get a load of this guy
then get out there and do shit lol
bruh
I wouldn't recommend chopping with a hatchet
Only splitting
Unless it's something small
To be fair, a lot of wood here that we get for our campfire comes from felled trees
It's fucken windy by the mountains
I can go into a forest and drag out a birch without any tools necessary
but cant go to the city and drag out a bitch 😔
what a situation, 2 of my friends are badly sick and I'm in this situation
what a predicament
Women aren't real

the local guvment walled off the forest so i cant just walk straight in anymore i have to walk like 500m
unacceptable
Ever heard of boltcutters?
Or a gas torch?
no hogs in street anymore
Sledgehammer then
Have you considered a trebuchet
Just launch yourself over the wall?
Precisely
Alright
just get a demolitions crew then
Have you considered just walking through the wall like a ghost
Also cameras for what?
Druggies keep trying to get over the wall?
theres like a massive gas thingamajig next to it i dont want to launch half the street into the air
so ppl stop demolishing it lol
Well take down the cameras during the day and overnight just break through with your friends who also have sledgehammers
It's not hard to turn a t-shirt into a ski-mask
I doubt they'll replace them that quickly
apparently they dont want ppl to walk into whats "government property" which is bullshit because i can walk in anywhere else
They killed someone and buried them there
I knew it
theres like old barracks that way but you can reach them from the other side too
other than that not much
just hogs and train tracks
but it sucks cuz the street doesnt end in forest anymore
"stalker needs more cars" is the weirdest and stupidest, albeit exotic take so far
can't wait for fast and furious movie spin off about the zone

enjoy getting launched in the air and torn to pieces the moment you start driving
last night I got completely bald at 0:01 am
shit was bizarre
barracks cut?
or instantly turned into a metal blini with thin meat filling, or dissolved into goop, or cooked to perfection inside your fast-moving casserole...
I think it's the curse of the old
So what you just shaved everything off
im sorry what?
Don't knock it man it's very fun in darkscape and driving is in a bunch of SoC mods
Not to mention old builds of soc
it was a joke about turning 30 and instantly going bald
like a lot of men of that age does
(thankfully not actually me, still got that mane going)
gotta actually hit the barbershop real quick today
ah youre 30
congrats on chronic pain
There's 2 sure fire ways to not bald
Minoxidil+finasteride
Or
Estrogen
Your choice
is not being not prone to balding an option?
thanks, my neck is not hurting today, which is nice
yes
Well that's rng based
Im giving you options you can take
Estrogen isn't a very good choice
I've won the lottery tho 
there's a pretty solid chance that had you complained about a headache or sprained ankle to cori, he would have still given you advice to take estrogen
WHy would I want my penis to shrink and turn into a vagina
My guy won the 33% pull
Party trick
Follow up with a backflip
I got that southern guy early greying tho
but I actually like it
Huh, is that why
I got a few silver hairs sticking out
Dont worry, 10 more years you'll be looking like strelok
Happens to most europeans
nah dog, not a trace of receeding, and judging by my grandpa, it'll never come
brainfart
fish man
I made a fun satisfactory thing
my dad had the same up until 40+
So enjoy it while you can
damn youre 30
listen, whatever happens after 40 is new game+, being alive that long is already a bonus/bother, I can have shrooms growing on my head for all I care
True
Which is why I plan on being dead by the time im 25
it do be like that
mods are going to kick me out soon
Depends on the person
No balding, softer skin
For a man it isn't
Perpetual motion contraption goes hard
crack is a better alternative
I don't think crack stops balding
never fall asleep at the party before cori does, you're going to wake up with boobs and vagene
it has estrogen
If you're a woman who doesn't have enough estrogen then you're doing something wrong
If you're a man who doesn't have enough, good, it's meant to be that way
wanna find out?
If you're a man with too little estrogen you can also get sick btw
riveting conclusion. what about genetic defects and environment damage?
ik cocaine is more potent if the body has more estrogen
Skill issue? Idk
Ok lemme rephrase this
if you're a man with small amounts of estrogen, good
Not "not enough"
Its also not uncommon for women in their 40s and 50s to take estrogens and progesterone
i think listen to whateva your doctor tells you, thats a better alternative
40+ everyone is prone to stuff like that
My dad's dying from his kidneys rn I think
Skill issue
baltic man says estrogen "is too gae", removes from his body by medicinal means, dies of bodily disfunctions
more at 5
True
story of my ancestors
And me possibly
On the other hand testosterone increases several cancer risks
But so does estrogen, just for other cancers
Source?
iirc testosterone supresses the immune system in some way
hence men taking infections worse than women
Testosterone makes you more resistant to infections and diseases
Hence making your cells stronger
I don't think they'd go rogue for that
Its a bit more complicated than that
that's the opposite of what I've heard, but aight
Bro science is all I need
@granite talon let me jumpscare you
hormonal imbalance bad
are all transgenders druggies?
High testosterone for example increases risks in for example prostate cancers
?
he's actually right
you're gae from birth
there's a tiny tiny rudimentary vagina at the base of your penis
No I disagree
all men are technically transgender women
My Dad's raging testosterone turned me into Yujiro
No technically all men are trans men
Started as female
Became male
Thats a trans man
i dont think thats the correct label bro
Yeah but we did it legit instead of chopping it off
i will still be stealing yo tren bro
stop trying to stop me
i will remove myself from this conversation to save myself any headaches from eitherside
goodbye
I dont have any
You're gonna have to find someone else to steal tren from
you must install more penises in yourself to solidify the fact you're absolutely a man, baltic slav
Octo-dick
Ok 👍
hentai monster of the baltic land
I'll increase my testosterone so much multiple start growing out
Naturally obviously
If only it were that easy
he doesnt know he will be infertile on the first testosterone hit
It is for me
Damn
your prostate is going to mutate so much from all that testosterone that it'll become a separate being which you'll call your manly son
I am the closest human version to a gorilla

why are you caring about another mans prostate 🤨?
The one and only time I'll be a father
(i'm scared of women)
it's okay man, cori told you already that women are pretty much unfinished men
early access men
I could take that
And walk it off
man thats a sexy hook
I was born like Yujiro Hanma, a man as soon as a single atom of my body formed
I left the womb at 3 months old
oh what you want the world to be full of men?
gae ass
No I love women but htey don't exist to me
ACtuallly
Other people don't exist
what is this weird incel-sect
None of you are real
As soon as I take my medication all of you are gonna disappear
I refuse to take my medication though
Makes my mind feel garbage
says the only guy in this conversation with a gf
fuck outta here
Who says im a guy
who said you're a guy?
Also its my wife
dont you have somewhere to be oldie
shoo, shoo
no, i can just say hes racist and he'll change his mind
I was about to leave anyway
but now I'm going to cancel all my plans just to spite your saudi ass for trying to boss me around
your funeral
im eating a birthday cake as we speak
and there you are, being petty
why are you eating a birthday cake?
my brother remember?
have fuun
ciao
Hi
@coarse bear @steel bone


Lately in my town ive seen a lot of 3-days assault backpacks
but they are like, chinesium copies
HOW A CANTEEN IS 4 BUCKS AND HERE IS AT LEAST 15?!?
Who is asmongold and why does he look like he didnt shower in decades
Imagine a Great Unclean One from Warhammer 40K
Tesco
Why isnt tesco with us anymore
whyyy
Now imagine the Great Unclean One was actually human and a stickfigure
Now imagine he's a streamer with dogshit opinions for views, on whom depend the lives of numerous cockroach and rat societies

Cause he didnt
He unironically doesnt shower
And doesnt drink water
Only soda
And somehow he is taken seriously as a commentator
Is he a fucking gorilla?
Uh
He
I dont think I want to watch any of his "clips"
Fuck twitch streamers in general lol
Except skom
Hasan?
Ah
Well
That
I will stay away from watching his shit then
bro turkish people do not like hasan
Like, he doesnt have dogshit opinion, he just says the most common sensical shit anyone can figure out or just jumps on a hype train without context like with warhammer femstodes drama

streamer with dogshit opinions for views
thats just streamer
hey, the description fits
Hasan is also an idiot in general cause he rewrites history to suit his points lol
(idk the context)
But yeah honestly
If I tell you "You live like Asmongold"
I'm intending to insult your whole lineage with the way your apartment is filthy
Dont get me started on Vaush
Sounds horrifying
It's, by now, just kinda depressing
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Osaka somehow cooks better than Asmongold
ledy gooning again
1/4 inch 2$ steak soaked in spices and sauce and a single microwaved potato, and DrPepper
@lyric horizon, can u access https://www.moddb.com/ ?
God
This combo
Already made me nauseous
The site loads
yes
good, thank you
Great clean one
A gigantic villainous baby
He's so jolly
He got worms
evil british people:
british people:
finally gotten some fresh air into my lungs after the tear gas incident 
Should've recorded it
hi twink
oh my fucking god
Menace 
Baltic 
R u my uber
@placid sail
?
https://youtu.be/BMlQEbv8Q_0?si=U319DGkJyGJSJUch
He's back, thought he'd never appear again to grace us
Truly one of the STALKER mods of all time...
Oh yeah and I used OGSR + Gunslinger with and without summer textures, and also a little bit of Radiophobia since it runs on OGSR as well.
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Music ...
looks like stupid staging, but people are highly regarded, so who knows
@eager igloo 
tear gas?
flop on his way to nearly kill himself everyday
@inland jackal kako si
Good as a gypsy who scams locals with buying 1st grade material(iron, copper, aluminium) for cheap from them
Real
HEY
I'm not that reckless
*Gey
❌
So you are being cool with ivanko not being gey
Smh
I call him gey all the time aint that right picko 
i was checking how the progress on the house construction is going
imet the cutest cat ever
It means i wish you recover
Greetings.
Hairy mothafucka
he was sitting on that wall like a gargoyle for like 1.5 hrs
maybe i hire him
as security guard

What a nice pussy
thanks, tell your mom i said that too

Oh
I'll save for later
enough bullying flop
he's already a twink so it must be hard for him


Got em again
I'm gonna get you Ivan
Ivan rn
shiver me timbers
Better be scared
"sir, maybe we should just pay that traffic ticket?"
❌ claims are not factual
Proof?
I am no degenerate mr
Show us your steam account
Literally find it
Bit hard to do that
It isn't
Bruh, I'll leave it to you to figure out lol
I found you
It ain't that hard
Real
Add me 
I did
16,308 results
See, tree found me
flop im just gonna say
the steam profile is not helping deny the twink allegations
bruh
real
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Thanks for giving me epilepsy
Bruh
well since its leaked
Your little boyfriend pfp character is from a music video
Isnt music haram
Flop?
🎙️ flop what do you have to say for yourself on cosmetic choice of your profile
I'm dying of the cold bro
I like it, nothing wrong with it
Yeah nice now answer the question flop
Ill leave it at that but public opinion may differ
so a chronically online weeb member of a terrorist org(?)
what happened?
Idk what that group is, it just looked funny
Wind picked up tear gas
Cause of some political stuff going on
And brought it into my home
holy twink profile
big yikes
It's good now though but it's raining hard here
also private games list... VERY sus
And I'm cold
Shouldn't have shaved off all your body hair
@tidal trellis, how did Tree find your Steam?
It's easy to find peoples steam account
Hey @naive bison check his screenshots
Is it any good
just write Flop in the people search bar and find the 1st profite that mentions pakistan
By eating it
IT HASN"T ARRIVED
Literally what I did
Oh!!!!
god this guy
aloo Ivan 
went to a good armenian barbecue restaraunt today
had some fries
some steak
da?
and a nice chicken kebab
Mega indeed
yeah bro im not a twink
(Big) Flop(pa)
literally twink character tbh
literally
you dont understand this stick thin male character with anime hair NEEDS to have shorts above the knee

also refuses to explain why he 'likes' the character so much
ofc you do in shorts like that
I keep telling him music is haram yet his little boyfriend is from a music video
1 question, you are femboy or tomboy?
femboy
Twink
Or trans(former)?
Tomboy is woman
I'm just some guy
He is not a woman
Really?
Yes
do shorts like that promote lust
hes
Promotes homosexuality
Flop is many things
but masculine is not one of them
Which is haram
Hmmmmmmm............... Okaaaaaay......
@naive bison is drinking whiskey in tarkov haram?
The twink status of Flop is well established, the only one still in denial is Flop himself
I think so
I think flop loving boys
Allegedly, he gets turned on by it, so he keeps denying it so people keep calling him it

I hate you all
I love you brother
❌ ❌
I hope you change and grow as a person
Double denial
I am jsut trying to push you in the right direction
Because doing so peacefully did not work
This is not your realm
dude just change the pfp
Bruh
to something normal
ALOOOOOOOOO
chat am i mastermind? i tend to enjoy snacks that the rest of my family hates so i get it all to myself
Condemned to wear the twink burqa
Ох ниху-..... Ahem..... God daym 
me asf
mine is perfectly fine!!
No it isn't
It's time you accept that and move on
Fr
The thing I don't get is that we already gave him shit for this previous twinky pfp
take him away to #🚽сральня🚽
He keeps denying but he changes to a even twinkier one
russian brainfart
Is it bad there?
named "R-Kelly Lawyer"
My perfectly fine pfp, yes
it literally isn't
its so feminine looking
like genuinely feminine
it has FEMININE CHARACTERISTICS
Its a dude in short shorts
Ur weird Ivan

if it's masculine, why do muslim men not dress like that

actually are FORBIDDEN from dressing like that
Ivan is my man 
You think your parents wouldn't judge you if they saw that pfp @tidal trellis ?
Sorry to bring them into this btw
Brainfart try not to freak out over literally nothing challenge: impossible
Yes I am
What dude wears a shirt that reveals his shoulders like that 
They really don't mind
mhm... Maybe it's because they haven't seen what the bottom half of the character looks like
Cosplay as your pfp in front of your parents and tell us if they think it's alright to go out in the street like this
Yeah man

i had to remove it to because my uni mates have me on discord 😔
Bruh
Brainfart really freaking over nothing

Do it 
@dusty lava what you doing here go back to sralnya
Yes, I agree
guys stop yall are enabling his public shaming fetish
Personally, I'm using the BM-16 as an argument, but I've got it
@stone blade lazarus greed stream when
What does russian brainfart look like?
Sralnya is dead
which lazarus?

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It's like brainfart, but for the Russian community
Is it worse than it is here?
i tried nachos that are supposed to taste like a burger king wopper
i have sewed the crouch of my pants today and them going from 46% condition to 69% condition. were is my exp bitch?!
Should've read tailoring book vol 1
Also like here

No point in playing a game if you just cheat
no..........
them school people made me read, it hurt my stanima
depends...
dupid kid!! you didn't even forward it!!
I remeber only one, when iedy send in chat humanized pokemons with big boob

Of course iedy
Blet

Hes says its be a trap for furry..... I think hes liar
@dusty lava This was his previous one
twink
Oooh...... I see that "anime" 

Nuh.... I forgot this.... I think thats be Umbreon
@stone blade
3 flavours
Raisins, classic and wallnut
Ммм рулет
DUNER ARRIVED
Sheeesh
We call it strudla or in English strudel

we call it “рулет”, then the words “свернуть” (this means to roll up, since it milks us like a rolled up biscuit)
Idey not like other language in brainfart
Are you teaching them bad things?
I talk litovskiy with other people and it was fine
no, only good

yet he often talks romanian here
curious
But why idey dont like russian?
How do you know he doesn't like?
i dont know, sorry
racism is complicated 😔
supreme racism
I got 3 or 4 reject for russian word in brainfart
Wow
I have had full conversations with delight and chaplain in litovskiy here and no issue
And once i trying to speedrun reject in brainfart 
I like racism humor, but racism - its really fckng bad
Real
me to the white teens who speak ebonics
good
because im a thug hunter
Proof?
John Wordington
??
We have over 100 different nations living in Russia, there are idiots who judge only by nationality, but on the whole everyone lives in peace, we even have fucking black people and no one points a finger at him and says “look, there’s a monkey coming.” In Russia it’s like this - if you have citizenship and a passport, it means that you are Russian and it doesn’t matter what color your skin is or what size your eyes are. everyone respects each other
Pretty good compared to other places
racism is like alcohol
gotta do it in moderation

and life is sad without it
personally citizenship and passport isn't enough, you have to adhere to the local culture and traditions
in the USA it would be better to promote anti-racist actions instead of LGBT (by the way, in Russia LGBT propaganda is administratively punishable)
I don't like LGBT because God is very clear on it
It is an abomination
then I am a professional wine taster 
the demand for racism in america has greatly outpaced the supply
ah, the classic sralniya tactic
do you get paid for it?
There are no problems with this, even the culture of other nations is respected
of posting lewd without getting punished (its allowed for avatars)
i should create 5 alts and make them with porn pfps so i dont get banned
Prisimink
people watch and throw money at me in amazement
"if others are okay with it then its okay"
broken english, you need to rephrase this
He has no problems with people not being part of local culture and tradition
Infact, he respects other nations culture and tradition
i do, fuck off back to where you came from
if you don't assimilate
don't come
where you came from has the culture you want
don't make ghettos
my friend from Arkansas told me that in the states there is a problem with racism and as a Latin American it was a little difficult for him because of the bullying
either become US or don't be with US
Damn dude
I was just making translation

i have no respect for people like that
there's also a problem with ILLEGAL immigration in america






