#๐ชbruh-fart
1 messages ยท Page 2623 of 1
Ma'am, I play thresh 
Same
custodian paintjobs are always awesome
hii sleepy
hello feline companion
hi hamantha
hows it goin bovine creature
Good news my glorious friends, my Internet should return at 8pm and thus I can continue to look at my steam library and do nothing else
hi brain bird
hi stinky
Hello smelly
whos this blocked message
Tryna figure out what I can play for about 5 hours
Either gamma or somth
gammer
how about some satisfactory 
car theft
Didn't install it when I had the chance :(
you will at 8pm
Steam broken so can't play that
how is steam broken
just boot in offline mode no?
Factorio
Surely
Say what now
yes
something something political is going on outside and police began tossing tear gas around I think and its getting into our house
Well that fuckin sucks
my throat burns and my eyes are watering hard, ow
did you try to spray a mosquitto and did a flop
well about that constipation and inconstance issues.. gone
no its actual tear gas
Hold up I can just play metal hell singers horde mode
based idea
Is the VR version of metal hell singer out yet
Don't think so
well that was the warning
lol
I would never cause great pain upon removing eyes
plop: so apparently our house is getting gassed
also plop:
it has a demo, im gonna see if that works
not like theres something I can do!
I'm sitting on my PC watching a friend stream and wearing a mask
ethical takeage of ones eyes?
Yeag
hi @placid sail


stop scratching it
suffer
Fun fact if you ever attend a riot
bring traffic cones with holes in the top
Trap tear gas grenade
pour water in from top
Extinguishes it
I'm not attending one, I'm a innocent victim sitting in my room
since you're apparently not intending to try to do something about your whole deal rn
it's been nice knowing you, plop
I learned this from the Hong Kong riots
I literally just did
may your transition to boring ahh muslim heaven be swift and less torturous
R E A L
so real
reallest
I shut the windows, washed out my eyes and wearing a mask, not sure what else I can do
use something with lactid acid like milk
dairy
just let the tears out man
wash your face with that
its not healthy to bottle it up
idk, pretty normal event for me
hepa filters on air purifiers if you have one
it's probably gonna linger in the air for a bit
I can't wait for whatever crisis is going on to end with Flop being declared the dictator of Twinkistan
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TWINKISTAN,
okay my eyes are no-longer beginning to sting
not with that attitude!
I think its starting to clear out
you will declare twinkistan
don't let your dreams be creams!
I would have very carefully peeked outside, and if the coast is clear, and the gas was just from somewhere else, try to ventilate
another reason to never attend a riot
that fool never even bought a gas mask
i really should bring my gas mask from home
is it a soviet one with asbestos filter?
I'm a peaceful man why would I attend one
that's the idea
its the pmk 1, years ago i was on a trip to sofia and saw a store selling them with filters, and i was sad that i couldnt buy it, so i bought it a year later
Where is this espresso maniac biking?
Continue to gas yourself to build immunity
@narrow lotus I send this to my colleague who is stuck on a call
@tidal trellis are your eyes ok?
@low atlas BUT CAN YOU KYS
did you wash them well enough?
Love you babes
yes
no longer burn
and I'm eating a burger now in peace
okay take care of yourself please, stay away from windows
I don't go to windows anyway 
oh and
Are your walls thick?
I suggest moving some furniture infront of the wall facing the street
Or cover the window with a wardrobe
I had a tear gas grenade break into my window once so I hope that doesn't happen to you
nah nothing like that
i got offered dc of some lux rando dude who calls himself sexy 
eitherway its already all good now, even my mom and sister are just back to their things
the kitchens? 
brug
what he say
what is flop gonna do

Jedi govana im cookin ๐ฉ
https://youtu.be/9Zub8agQjrw?si=1GpVSQofwFyy4rdW @inland jackal @shell venture @flint jacinth
Listen to the official champion theme for Pantheon, the Unbreakable Spear, and watch some of the process behind his base and skin splash art.
League of Legends PC - Free Download & Play
https://signup.leagueoflegends.com/
HARD

bros name is mao ze dong
bad.
ikr
"I was a bigger loser and knew more about MMO's"
is nothing to be proud of
Being the best player in an mmo is a mark of shame
god i love the yakub comic
its art
the 1st one is the only good one
and i already posted it a million times
so
โป๏ธ
HAHAH
Sipu @tulip junco's mindลพa 
bruh
Yes we are aware
did it for myself
You just shouldve looked in sralna
ew
"Potion seller. I am going into battle, and require your whitest white boys."
thanks for the shizopost
Oh my got Stepan , the satanist dude came back home again
Damn it Maria , maybe one day God will hear my prayer and he gets stabbed on the street
surely i invented this up
idk I'm making my room shake
I'm not responding I dont have singal
here
im looking through my shizoposting folder rq
yummy
my most favorite schizo meme
really nice if you ever have nothing to do
schizofart
shes a woman (stupid) she would
pippa would agree with that statement
Okay buddy ๐
mod team working their hardest to make this server boring and uninteresting
They should mix brainfart and sralna 
it would make brainfart entertaining at the least
the mod team has been working towards brainfarts downfall for years, while at the same time going "oh boo hoo, brainfart isnt fun anymore"
We need another andy and leyley stream 
we don't need that
Its what mod team needs, you are right
Them gooners
yeah
@tidal trellis izes mi prkno, 
any recommendations on stalker retextures
@bold locust
_ _||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ|| _ _ _ _ _ _https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/230197229518979072/1251051493956517980/Exiled_Fewer_Pixels_H.264.mp4
what
Inverno
for models do not use HD Models
that mod will brick your game
really?
i wasnt gonna install it because they removed the leather coat for bandits
Mine got bricked up for 30min
too iconic of character design to just get rid of
now you will most certainly not install it
it just fucks your game and your fps
any other model retextures that are solid
@bold locust
_ _||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ|| _ _ _ _ _ _https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/230197229518979072/1251051493956517980/Exiled_Fewer_Pixels_H.264.mp4
you are shooting yourself?
guh???????
hello
this cannot be
Floper
@twink
the username is Flop, mr
Greetings.
@flop, mr
Well they look chubby and huggable but that health concern
Human?
I dont want to hug nikocado avocado
what the fuck areu posting
Bro WHAT is this
can we kill this dude
It's because of taste
wait that's not shizoposting!!! it's sigma posting
how are you fellas this fine day @deep topaz @prime zenith
hello feller
hows it goonin
Was at gas station
Buying gas
Person behind me had their phone go off really loud
Ringtone:
man made horrors behind my comprehension
a serving is 125 grams
but includes 140 grams of carbs
fucking eldritch dv's
21th century cyanide pill
20 firth
Does anyone have that I don't speak your fucking language clip on hand?
Nvm got it
I go sleep, goodnight peoples
goodnight sweet twink
gn lil fella
I ain't LITTLE, MR
gn twink
yeah
Then?!
How'd you get into Nota's account, Iedy?
cholesterol sodium sugars saturated fat yummmm
thas all i need
it doesn't matter who you are
if you saw el dorado at any developmental stage in your life, it fucking changed you
el dorado good movie
changed in an okay way
better than getting changed by Lion King

The animator who did this can not imagine the damage they caused to that generation
Beats one of my friends who had a furry awakening from a combination of SWAT Kats and Treasure Planet.
THE FUCKING CAT CAPTAIN?
HRRRNG
Yes. Unfortunately.
Man I regularly check in to yoink memes, but man you guys are on some weird shit tonight
SWAT kats idk
I mean, I approve, but wow
but holy shit treasure planet and el dorado did some shit
all i have to say is "who framed roger rabbit"
blaming Lion King for furries is something I have done twice already in Brainfart
which character? I've never seen the movie. Jessica Rabbit is a human, afaik
Iโm pretty sure my awakening was the secretary chick from Power Puff Girls. Back when that aired in ye olden days and I was a horrible little sprog.
first fucking thing that came up
they knew what they were doing
fucking liberal agenda
They always do
Shego from Kim Possible
Is it legal to talk about Totally Spies here 
Kida
โAlright, whoโs not dead? Sound off.โ
this lady as well
got her name and milos confused all the time
its like growing up playing darkstalkers
it just molds you
Audrey
Watching Ghost in the Shell and Cowboy Bebop probably didnโt help my teenage monkey brain either
I just had to tell a friend I've never watched Cowboy Bebop
i haven't either
Mightve lost that friend
I don't know what to tell you, my ass got rocked by Black Lagoon, Trigun, and Helsing
Everything after that trio just looked like a let down
if i had gotten into anime and shit earlier, or just cared more for the genre, i probably would have ended up watching all that, plus cowboy bepop
grew up with animated movies and shit instead
like the spongbob movie, the first one, the only one, the best one
true
lol I stg that has happened to me at least a dozen times. Thankfully mods fix that little issue. TTW is great these days.
uh huh
short fella
hii nobutty
hows it goin averagebutty
one sentence a week
good work vro
its where they scramble them with their unwashed hands
hi stinky

man I haven't been in here in a long ass time
hi fat raccs
hi
Hi

It is 10 at night
Try again
5 am 
Hold on I gotta look something up
German?
No
Or French
That's all just central Europe time rn
Let us count that you guessed right
Why u up at 5
Literally Frota
Yeah! why would people be awake at 5 still?! 
I was in the woods smoking at 4 in the morning today so I have no room
Idk radical anti citizen thoughts at 4 am in the woods is pretty high
But you do you
Unibomber energy

gn goon
Stal AI Cover is out! https://youtu.be/am7tQA914kE?si=40WJ-0UtA5Z6Ck7v
Mice on Venus is now out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2tz-0kvpNU
got the idea to make a full version of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5BwkRusPu0
here you go
Horus Heresy
Black Rage is helluva mental state
Because of how calorie dense it is, surely

hii silly bastard
Ello
My only ace was actually with the negev 
"DROP AWP PLS PLS PLS" 
"Rush B negev only" 
I had 3 aces and all of them were with an ak 
Actually the negev ace was on dust2 A tho 

Negev do be good
Dont buy anything during pistol round, and get negev + armor in the second round
Negev is 1600$, correct?
it's something comically low
You guys can count your aces lol?
I havent played since 2
2 is meh
Its the only "bad" bad valve game
Since the dota card game was just 
And deadlock is nice
Why is it bad
No but like, can I get more than that


Good morning sultan of twinkistan
Twinkistan is not a place, cori!!!
NOT AGAIN, IM NOT EVEN PROPERLY AWAKE
Mate
If you dont want to get taunted like that
I woke up in the middle of sleeping and probably will have difficulty going back to dreamland
It turns him on
Twinks have no control over their emotions
See
Flop
Would you like this to continue?
Man I'm gonna go back to bed soon 
He likes it. If he didnt want it to continue, he would not react.
After I deal with someone 
He is doing it on purpose
please donโt kill me
with your soft fragile
Hands
women like even
I am a peaceful man
He even reacted
I do not harm people
My eyes
Alright then
They burn
Flop is being called a Twink because he likes it. There is no purpose in even telling him how to prevent it lol
Call him a Sultanese of Twinkistan or president of Femboland
Claims ain't factual 
Oh man I feel like shit, I should not be staying up rn
I slept at 5 AM 
gm twink @tidal trellis
โ
Its 8am, I woke up at 4 to take a shit and I couldnt sleep afterwards
They tear gassing yo ass again or are the effects still remaining?
no it's the electro gif
Oh
The flashes kill my eyes
Greetings Flopper
Hello.
Flop as your superior i warn you that you slept only what 5 - 6 hours
@eager igloo
Average myshinka interaction

Sleep if twink
hi geyass shark
does it rise in value while you look at it?
i have it running in the background, and it rises when im not looking it at
when the price of 1 stock goes to 100, im gonna sell enough to hit 250k in cash, then buy a powerup that makes the tickrate go faster, refreshing the stock market faster, and making me more money
Ah, the Finnish stock exchange
You'd get so much ass attraction
@stone blade https://youtu.be/wrq_70a5PDY?si=M_ZqMw6KxxizhhtK

Provided to YouTube by Croatia Records d.d.
Tuc - Tuc ยท Senna M
ฤovjek S Neba
โ Croatia Records
Released on: 1995-01-01
Arranger: Senna M
Composer: Senna M
Author: Stevo Cvikiฤ
Auto-generated by YouTube.
@steel bone @fresh rose @lone cedar

@low atlas says its haram
ceo mindset acquired, 30 year plan in place
https://youtu.be/OuD4ohMFD-g?si=vRAU9sYCFGNclyym vreteno repost
@steel bone
Label and copyright: Minacord d.o.o and Zeljko Joksimovic
Digital distribution: Minacord Production
Music: ลฝeljko Joksimoviฤ
lyrics: Dragan Brajoviฤ Braja
Arr: ลฝeljko Joksimoviฤ
-~--~--~--~
Zeljko na kamionu! Zaลกto? Pogledajte video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naOPnQpdVsY
-~---~-
if you really want to enjoy some high octane stock market action while playing something cursed and endorsed by sseth, Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator is probably a better option
@eager igloo 
you jest, yet Bethesda's lead designer or some schmuck like that said with a straight face that star slop is the best game they've ever done
which honestly looks like a promising trend now
ubisoft said skull and bones is going to be a miracle and AAAA (four!) game, and then it flopped like a titanic, and now ubisoft is getting molested by investors
Todd Howard has made better games tho. 
Like, he has clearly worked on better games 
sunken cost fallacy
whnat do the As even mean anymorre
they're going to stand guard over that pile of shit until it's completely zoever
because it was their special child and took a lot of effort (supposedly)
Spend 10 years to make AC black flag but worse
In every way
It's even uglier somehow
it's a mystery as to who and why convinced gamedev suits that we need so many sea of thieves
It's a mystery they didn't use technology and feedback they've had for 10 years
if I recall correctly, the abbreviation originates as an investing/banking term, and that's all you need to know about mainstream gamedev lol
all they had to do was play it safe 
Its just a buzzword, borrowed from investment rating
Only you have the gooness to put porn in a kids game
Grown ass man playing porn mods
Jokes often tend to stretch all the way to cancelling yourself smh

wait why the fuck a racist baltic schmuck is talking about cancelling something??
I CALL YOUR BLUFF CHEVAPI MAN
Breaking News: Serb cancels russian 
mfs blocked me from half the services and sites in existence anyway but gotta stab me in the back one more time
Baltic? bro is landlocked even 
@steel bone check sralna
Baltic?
Grow. Proliferate. Conume. Gorbino
super fun when i find my fucking mouse
the battery thingy went poof
anbd the white powdery shit was all over it
Snort it for superpowers
clean the fuck out of everything it touched, hands too if it got on your hands
Mordorian calls you a baltic schmuck. I realize that Serbia is landlocked (lmao)
what?
Tuc tuc song 
nah just threw it in the trash and washed mmy hands
good enough
https://youtu.be/UzAka-rhf9o?si=atin4HoFHbTsgvk0 @steel bone
Provided to YouTube by Croatia Records d.d.
Sinoฤ Sam Pola Kafane Popio ยท ลฝeljko Bebek
Niko Viลกe Ne Sanja
โ Croatia Records
Released on: 1989-10-27
Author: Bora ฤorฤeviฤ
Arranger: Nikลกa Bratoลก
Composer: Zrinkoย Tutiฤ
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Last night, half of the pub i drank 
Because of you
Because of you
Havent closed an eye 
Bought monster for today and tomorrow
@narrow lotus @coarse bear @sage rover @shell venture @inland jackal @low atlas @eager igloo @lapis zinc @storm stream there is a colleague at work who has a Muamar Gadafi profile picture for the whole company to see
I cant drink any more energy drinks cause of my liber 

Not even a coffee anymore
i think theyre worth a bit now
based
gn @broken topaz @pastel quartz
American can?
๐ฆฆ
enough for ur dad

Freaky ahh measurements
no that would be how many inches are in a @pastel quartz

At least he gets the proper daily water intake โ๏ธ๐ค
Never seen them
water is yummy
i forgot to eat dinner 
Codex Astartes does not support this action
arent you like 20?
wtf dude
Weseli Dead on Arrival
fuckin flop is more durable
@narrow lotus ALO
Durable
i have an exoskeleton compared to him
Flop would die from sparkling water
Damn, how did you managed that
The official champion theme for Volibear, the Relentless Storm.
This war-hymn of the Ursine appears to be a fragment of the much longer poem โOde to Ruin,โ dating back to before the War of the Three Sisters. While some of the original words have no direct translation, the intent behind them is abundantly clearโฆ
The sky rumbles deeply, knowin...

Energy drinks 
And just a tad bit of whiskey when i had it
Tad bit
Good for cold days
Was gonna say epic but then I remembered lol is ghey
@placid sail @inland jackal @stone blade
Go to store to buy coffee
Police at the scene
Gypsy wanted to run away with a shopping cart worth 200 euros


Did the cart have rims and an intercooler or wtf
says the one with a failing liver, damn
Bet he flipped over from the speed 
But physically i am more durable
Internally not so much
The contains of the cart were 200 euros my man had 5 types of liquor and shit + random food
He just wanted to leave

He has to feed his 5 children and mother in law 
And apparently 2 days ago 2 little shits stole two burgers
Motorised gypsy infantry
They need a flamethrower guard
Just ate some Thai noodles that were almost a year expired will keep you posted
bro found out about romanian spec ops
Here they still got cavalry, not even joking
My stomach does not feel good.
Go kneel in front of the toilet and wait your fate
Nah we good I just ripped ass for a solid 7 seconds
I feel much better
Time to farm delirium with tainted lost all day
until I defeat him
died about 6 times now
Can someone tell me what time it is?
they must've packaged that shit real good cuz nothing smelled bad or looked bad
and it tasted really good
I'm awake, hello peoples
Successfully banned 5 members 
@shut portal (sanchezz4696) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 day to change ur offensive PFP / name / bio or banned #๐rules
@earnest root (rusich0854) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 day to change ur offensive PFP / name / bio or banned #๐rules
Like this
oh good, purge time
Goated can mechanism
IM GOING TO TRIGGER BRAINFART AGAIN

goon?
you can eat people food you know?
Dude is 16 months here
I wonder if that's how long it took for Iedy to find him or he changed his name just now
@fringe fox (darks1n0n) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 day to change ur offensive PFP / name / bio or banned #๐rules
What did he do
I just saw that pfp what thw fuck
I wonder
Discord porn
he actually got reported , we do not actively search for them , its time consuming
if they dont say a word they go under the radar
first i thought it was the tits
then i saw the text next to the name
always funny
i thank god every day subconsiously that i didn't grow up like this weirdos
@pallid turtle (nigerslayer123) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 day to change ur offensive PFP / name / bio or banned #๐rules
Nah not that gif
he plays eft
no wonder he is so angsty and a weirdo
What the fuck is that
boiled egg , melted cheese and a tomato
are things okay at home?
kill yourself
again
idk if this is a thing you enjoy, but begging for scraps like a dog and then making a "meal" isn't recquired of you
whatever you say burger
at least that burger tastes good


@junior imp (putin_krasava1924) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 day to change ur offensive PFP / name / bio or banned #๐rules
this russian schizo bot shit is the best
Just ban him immediately
Is his profile the bad thing or his moon rune bio?
yeah i agree
its pretty obvious none of them are gonna change
Not more tear gas, oh no.
we are an honest justice system you get the right to defend yourself for 1 day
oh
before we destroy you
Flop , i told you , if you want to get high like the big boys , just ask for a cigar man
You dont have to inhale tear gas in teh bathroom like a weirdo
HEY NO
๐ everything reminds me of her
I don't use them drugs man, it's political shit going outside riot I think
a second twink mod has hit the server
easy there twink
Mr am I pink colored
No, I'm yellow
why are they rioting
thats
actually quite worrying
the fuck is going on?
Yeah I think, I think just some tear gas got into the house from just the wind and shit
bruuuh close the windows fuck it
go wash it off
Don't kill my buzz
No real clue, something with our former prime minister I think
close the windows to the kitchen Flop dont let that shit get on the plates and mugs and shit
wet towels under doors and windows should help
are you on your jellybean phase
at least doors and windows that aren't fully closed or sealed well
twink consuming tear gas
100%
what country are you in?
flopistan*
wait
seriously?
Man
Kinda want that to go with tea
yes man did u think only you Americans and the French have riots
well according to Gordon i am eating freshly shat dogshit
no, riots in pakistan make sense
just, sorta surprised
Didn't expect a first hand account on the stalker gamma brainfart channel
He's uncultured
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard Enterprises
Remnants of the Tortured ยท Abominable Putridity
The Anomalies of Artificial Origin
โ 2015 Unique Leader Records
Released on: 2015-10-30
Music Publisher: 0
Auto-generated by YouTube.
AYOOO
I wouldn't feed that to my dog
LETS GOO
correction
has taste buds more sophisticated then that of a farm animal
Okay, corn syrup man


you cannot silence me
first of all
entirely by choice
second of all
you know that cheese and tomato has pesticides out the ass like everything here does
The press must know you misspelled corn
your data sheet says otherwise
you cannot escape the system
we got you dialed down
locked in
get a bigger dick idk
then I wouldn't be able to see my screen
What's that got to do with anything, wash your fucken tomatoes

Food is food
and maybe also COOK them as well instead of sticking it next to some cheese and calling it "delicacy"
ok now what
idgad about eating healthy that looks like dog shit
AYO
your not being specific
its just gonna turn to slime the moment you bite out of it
I give up
Why's that tree built like that
fk delirium and fk tainted lost
this time is better then the last, because they look like cherry tomatos instead of just a corner of a big ass tomato
you've eaten that before.
What is it moderator,
scared of a little dick 
He did what you asked him to 

WHO YOU CALLING LITTLE
ILL FUCK YOU UP
Alright to be fair to Gordon here
Some people have a certain genetic thing, similar to celery tasting like soap to them, where raw tomatoes taste like shit
So really
He has a skill issue.
gordon when people has taste > 
Who tf is that
i can't have a tomatoe by itself
me
I only fuck with it on burgers and roast beef sandwiches
Go cut a tomato and sprinkle some salt on the flesh
That's what I'm going to do to you
fry it on some toast
tomato is FINE as long as it isn't just a massive fucking CHUNK of it, then it turns to watery slime and is ass
cut it and put it into a salad, on some nachos, ina burrito, a slice into a sandwhich, so much shit you can do with a tomato
but just, taking a bite out of it is just fucking weird man
?????
you shoulda seen the fucking last ones man
and i already said that this time is not nearly as bad because they are cherry tomatos
I wont lie boiled eggs and tomato goes hard
I mean I put whole, palm sized slices on my sandwiches when I'm able, salted too
I think you have the skill issue
ed edd and eddy ass meal
Don't tell him about pickled green tomatoes
same here, i fuckin love a slice of tomato on my sandwhich, pad it down with a paper towel so it dont get everything soggy, put some salt on top, awesome
but just a tomato with nothing else but a cheese that there is 0 fucking way works well with the texture of the tomato is INSANE
it turns into SLIME when you just eat it raw
Time for blasphemous
Bro out here getting rotten tomatoes
Which will make me even angrier
tomato is tomato
we dont care?
bring yo gurl to the tomatobed
fuck outta here iasmihue
Ivan I hate to say it
everything turns into slime when you eat it
thats why you chew dumbass
Nobody gives a FUCK
Man this shit getting worse out there ๐ตโ๐ซ I go to my bathroom to wash my hands for my breakfast and I'm hearing shit like bangs and stuff out there
Is like world war 8
Time traveler
Free entertainment I don't know what your complaining about
brother
the part of the tomato that is just seeds is literally JUST slime
the outer part is crisp and nice, but holy shit just a corner of a tomato or a bite out of one and its 70% watery red slime
Yeah we eat those
Record it for us
I have seen all your futures
(it is hopeful)
tree
im gonna defoliate the fuck outta your mother
and
lies
thanks i hate that bitch fr
what future to i get the thick latina girl and the morbillion dollars
Id like the steps please
no you are going to lose both your legs In a car accident
Women aren't real
Dont have legs
I'm sorry.










what