#πͺbruh-fart
river zealot
glad carbon
naive bison
Guys my phone may die while Iβm at uni
naive bison
Please impregnate @tidal trellis when Iβm gone
fading shuttle
Please impregnate <@695977198649081857> when Iβm gone
river zealot
Guys my phone may die while Iβm at uni
its over
now you have to actually listen to the lesson
river zealot
Please impregnate <@695977198649081857> when Iβm gone
@tidal trellis plap plap plap plap plap, get straight, get straight, get straight
naive bison
<@695977198649081857> plap plap plap plap plap, get straight, get straight, get ...
Get masculine
steel bone
<@695977198649081857> plap plap plap plap plap, get straight, get straight, get ...
What the fuck 
river zealot
What the fuck <:bruhyoupostedcringe:723830109500604486>
i was only following orders
steel bone
wraith osprey
I didn't order you to do that
Moooooooo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044625069135114370/1291106838280011906/images.webp
weak jackal
Moooooooo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044625069135114370/12911068382...
real
naive bison
<:kekwtf:1033488066603667458>
Just do it
If he cannot find purpose in masculinity
He will find it in motherhood
coarse bear
Just do it
So how long would you say the school year is?
low atlas
He will find it in motherhood
weirdest thing anyones said to flop by far
you've earned that medal
narrow sorrel
austere shadow
low atlas
hi ke mek
weak jackal
tails*
austere shadow
<:PepeHappy:919973010356719666> hi ke mek
low atlas
@minor cypress i need your advice on a matter
I am trying to find a thing to do for my final year project, requires both researching and creating an application/something based off of the research
I was thinking of an automated pen-testing tool, some script that does the basic 'tedious' stuff, runs through all the foundational things that would otherwise be tedious for people to go through themselves
steel bone
naive bison
So how long would you say the school year is?
I donβt get the burn
low atlas
I'll have about a year to complete it, one half is research and the other is creation, would you have any ideas or suggestions? I'm in my 'research' phase, trying to find out what i want to do
naive bison
I'll have about a year to complete it, one half is research and the other is cre...
You should do this
shell venture
someone find his school and report him
low atlas
You should do this
Keep yourself safe
shell venture
mornin
steel bone
coarse bear
Go back to bed
coarse bear
coarse bear
He ain't getting that
naive bison
He ain't getting that
I didnβt type βbitchesβ
Bro my professors breath is so bad I am being pepper sprayed by it 2 desks across π
glass stirrup
What's going on with flop?
river zealot
What's going on with flop?
twink
steel bone
naive bison
What's going on with flop?
Heβs still not pregnant 
π’
steel bone
Again?
glass stirrup
twink
Ya I know that. Something about being preggo? Also I haven't seen him in chat in forever.
steel bone
He's sleeping
glass stirrup
With who?
split canyonBOT
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river zealot
shell venture
with xalrider
glass stirrup
He isn't gonna get pregs on his own now is he?
glass stirrup
with xalrider
I see.
shell venture
next thing you gonna say claims are not factual
glass stirrup
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433053768687288332/1291237822367531060/az...
Ah, you like to partake?
I'm more of a cold glass of water guy myself.
naive bison
Bro my professors breath is so bad I am being pepper sprayed by it 2 desks acros...
Her breath is so bad heeeeeelep
shell venture
even better 
naive bison
If its her and the breath stinks, its some grandma dude
45+
naive bison
inland jackal
Youyou is secretly a 60yo
shell venture
im into 60yo yes
shell venture
that's a side benefit
glass stirrup
that's a side benefit
You are the side benefit.
naive bison
that's a side benefit
What is the main
shell venture
grussy
glass stirrup
Alright, Mr Dusty Dick
grim
naive bison
hazy finch
I'll have about a year to complete it, one half is research and the other is cre...
same situation im in
pro tip: DO NOT hold it off until the last couple of months of school
hollow fog
Hi twinks
pale ingot
hi twink @tidal trellis
split canyonBOT
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river zealot
!friday
split canyonBOT
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river zealot
damn
naive bison
glass stirrup
It is thursday.
glass stirrup
oott?
glass stirrup
I'm out of touch every day.
hazy finch
low atlas
same situation im in
pro tip: DO NOT hold it off until the last couple of month...
bro i dont have a choice, i have a hawk of a supervisor staring down at me, weekly updates, changing requests
im gonna be a slave for a year
and the best part is, they own my project
glass stirrup
im gonna be a slave for a year
funny how you think it will only be for a year
shell venture
bro i dont have a choice, i have a hawk of a supervisor staring down at me, week...
hawk what ?
glass stirrup
hawk what ?
stop
shell venture
hawk what ?
naive bison
Hawk 2
shell venture
hawk 2-A
inland jackal
I love how every time I pop my head in here, you guys are bullying flop
glass stirrup
I love how every time I pop my head in here, you guys are bullying flop
he's just so soft and vulnerable
minor cypress
I was thinking of an automated pen-testing tool, some script that does the basic...
Easy. Osint tool that leverages multiple API's and spits out a report of info for a domain or IP. Bonus points if it takes CSV inputs
glass stirrup
especially when he's sleeping
naive bison
especially when he's sleeping
..?
naive bison
you should know
Can we ban this Diddy alt account
low atlas
Easy. Osint tool that leverages multiple API's and spits out a report of info fo...
hmmm, i will have to research on the matter since I haven't done enough of it
glass stirrup
Diddy?
minor cypress
hmmm, i will have to research on the matter since I haven't done enough of it
Take a look at otx alienvault for the kinda data you may wanna include
glass stirrup
I'm used to being accused of having an alt account, but the funny names escape me
shell venture
look it up
glass stirrup
kk
shell venture
https://tenor.com/view/diddy-party-diddy-pdiddy-diddler-sus-gif-5201729069514985...
that's wassup
low atlas
Take a look at otx alienvault for the kinda data you may wanna include
Just to double check, do you reckon the first idea might be too difficult or too simple aswell? I am trying to gather as much as possible to pitch to every professor i know is good
glass stirrup
Diddy kong?
low atlas
I'm thinking of getting about 3 ideas and just dump it, they'll like atleast one of them
minor cypress
Just to double check, do you reckon the first idea might be too difficult or too...
Ask your professors what past experience they have in the field and what annoyed them the most. Then see if you can make a solution
low atlas
good shout, actually
hazy finch
bro i dont have a choice, i have a hawk of a supervisor staring down at me, week...
Hawk what?
glass stirrup
Oh, the rapper. I don't pay attention to hiphop and rap.
minor cypress
My biggest daily annoyance is haggling a shit ton of osint sites for threat lookups, just on one alert. Sure, we have tools and stuff to gather logs all in one place, but the online stuff is a slog
naive bison
Oh, the rapper. I don't pay attention to hiphop and rap.
Less rapping more sexual assaulting
glass stirrup
Less rapping more sexual assaulting
both should be illegal.
naive bison
he was a rapper alright
As Eminem said
shell venture
it's all white
hazy finch
Less rapping more sexual assaulting
less rapping more rap||(p)||ing
naive bison
IM AN R-A-P-E-R
GO MANY ESSES (SAβs)
Wait, he didnβt just spell RAPPER without a P, Did he? (Diddy)
Bars
glass stirrup
Wait, he didnβt just spell RAPPER without a P, Did he? (Diddy)
oh shit
naive bison
My teacher is talking about pregnancy
Which reminds me @tidal trellis is still not pregnant
minor cypress
low atlas
Which reminds me <@695977198649081857> is still not pregnant
you're weird
naive bison
you're weird
Yeah Iβm just bored
low atlas
fascination with a man to this extent hasn't happened even with the gaest people i know
take him out to dinner and do it yourself
naive bison
fascination with a man to this extent hasn't happened even with the gaest people...
You havenβt seen Drake fans
minor cypress
Back to reports i go
glass stirrup
Back to reports i go
bye bye
lunar goblet
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1234870002776281180/1291293408656232478/GY5aJhSW0AEYAq-.png
glass stirrup
I used to believe things would keep on improving. Then i turned 30.
naive bison
I used to believe things would keep on improving. Then i turned 30.
Everything is shit now
Maybe always has been
tidal trellis
Which reminds me <@695977198649081857> is still not pregnant
Woah woah hey pal
low atlas
Back to reports i go
thank you and good luck
tidal trellis
I'm a guy
tidal trellis
Guh?
steel bone
Sorry
steel bone
tidal trellis
Xalrider, what do you call a male who later becomes a parent? Correct!!! A father
Not mother, that's for women
naive bison
Xalrider, what do you call a male who later becomes a parent? Correct!!! A fathe...
What if he gives birth
river zealot
Xalrider, what do you call a male who later becomes a parent? Correct!!! A fathe...
get boypreggers
god i hate myself
ahahahhaha
tidal trellis
Woah woah guys π΅βπ«
low atlas
you guys are vile
low atlas
jesus christ pay a prostitute and get your tensions out
naive bison
https://tenor.com/view/mpreg-male-pregnancy-gif-13867754010997536621
NAAAAW
shadow wyvern
who wants to be gey
meee
shell venture
my side dawg
glass stirrup
god I wish i was gea
naive bison
god I wish i was gea
Nothing is stopping you tbf
glass stirrup
my friends put me on a dating app and got nothing. then put me on a gae app and it blew up.
lunar goblet
Nothing is stopping you tbf <:hmm:1010935402556817448>
But isn't LGBT claiming they were born that way, rather than it being a learned tendency?
naive bison
donβt worry Iβm straight
Canβt lie to me, I already saw your profile picture
river zealot
my friends put me on a dating app and got nothing. then put me on a gae app and ...
supply demand
tidal trellis
What a thing to wake up to
naive bison
But isn't LGBT claiming they were born that way, rather than it being a learned ...
Idk you have free will, go suck a dick rn
lunar goblet
my friends put me on a dating app and got nothing. then put me on a gae app and ...
Women still have plenty of guys after them, they can be pickier. But if it's guys on guys, the playing field is even.
glass stirrup
supply demand
yeah, and I wish i had a demand
river zealot
who of us does
glass stirrup
so far all i have is supply
naive bison
who of us does
No one, we play stalker
lunar goblet
Idk you have free will, go suck a dick rn
But then I would be doing something going against my sexuality and he's talking about how it'd be more convenient if he'd be homosexual
glass stirrup
What a thing to wake up to
just wait til you get preggers
naive bison
But then I would be doing something going against my sexuality and he's talking ...
Itβs not that deep
Iβm not reading allat
Look at this fuckign car
river zealot
lunar goblet
dude bested by two lines of a sentence
glass stirrup
all I'm saying is if I could just be gae i would.
fading shuttle
shadow wyvern
But then I would be doing something going against my sexuality and he's talking ...
exploration is free
if you try and conclude not for you thatβs okay too yknow
tidal trellis
just wait til you get preggers
Jesus man least take me out to dinner first (well don't actually, I'm straight) also that's impossible!!!
glass stirrup
all my gae friends are banging non stop
shadow wyvern
Jesus man least take me out to dinner first (well don't actually, I'm straight) ...
not trying hard enough.
glass stirrup
Jesus man least take me out to dinner first (well don't actually, I'm straight) ...
how soft are you?
tidal trellis
Also what's with this Stupid fucking arm, everytime I wake up it's in agony
Like it's gonna fall off
lunar goblet
Jesus man least take me out to dinner first (well don't actually, I'm straight) ...
You can go to dinner with buddies. No homo, only good food and talk about random weird shit that makes other patrons look at you with concern.
glass stirrup
Like it's gonna fall off
its a sign
naive bison
Also what's with this Stupid fucking arm, everytime I wake up it's in agony
Early pregnancy sign
Youβre going to be a mom soon
river zealot
Jesus man least take me out to dinner first (well don't actually, I'm straight) ...
you say youre straight
naive bison
tidal trellis
Early pregnancy sign
Imma break yo neck mr
glass stirrup
Imma break yo neck mr
pms kicking in fast
river zealot
but you would be the one wanting a goth mommy
naive bison
Imma break yo neck mr
Donβt exert yourself itβs bad for the baby
hazy finch
Early pregnancy sign
should piss on a pregnancy test to be sure
tidal trellis
GUH? Xalrider what happened to you
naive bison
should piss on a pregnancy test to be sure
Testicular cancer 
glass stirrup
GUH? Xalrider what happened to you
dude is stressed. he's gonna be a father soon
hazy finch
next thing hes gonna say is a dad joke then its official
naive bison
GUH? Xalrider what happened to you
8 hours of uni happened
tidal trellis
you say youre straight
Straight yes, I am
naive bison
Iβm brain broken
glass stirrup
Straight yes, I am
A pity.
tidal trellis
Iβm brain broken
Have you tried fixing it with tape
river zealot
Straight yes, I am
you would be the one being a bitch for your gf
tidal trellis
?
river zealot
you would go to liberal protests and shit
glass stirrup
you would be the one being a bitch for your gf
hot
naive bison
you would go to liberal protests and shit
What are you talking about 
river zealot
and sit in a cuck chair while her boyfriend fucks her
naive bison
Artyom got brain broken too
glass stirrup
and sit in a cuck chair while her boyfriend fucks her
less hot
tidal trellis
Look guys I know I'm technically a handsome specimen but I'm only for a future gf/wife (if I ever get to that point in my life lolll) so, sorry. Maybe someone else will take you guys, idk
glass stirrup
Look guys I know I'm technically a handsome specimen but I'm only for a future g...
technically?
At this point everyone here would put a baby in flop
jsut to keep making jokes
tidal trellis
Bruh
river zealot
i got scared there for a second
tidal trellis
I might actually need pain killers for this arm
I literally can't stand this pain
This is really concerning
fading shuttle
I might actually need pain killers for this arm
shell venture
take it off
fading shuttle
max paynekiller
lean oak
i got scared there for a second
Boo blyat
tidal trellis
Holy shit it's max
shell venture
it's payne
get him
glass stirrup
Xalrider hurts his arm and flop wakes up with a sore arm. Connection?
naive bison
Look guys I know I'm technically a handsome specimen but I'm only for a future g...
Humble too
tidal trellis
rancid garnet
I might actually need pain killers for this arm
No.
rancid garnet
coarse bear
Oh I forgor
split canyonBOT
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tidal trellis
He forgor
coarse bear
So he doesn't think he's straight up muted
coarse bear
Hello Forgor
Hello, demon of Babylon
low atlas
Look guys I know I'm technically a handsome specimen but I'm only for a future g...
YOU ACTUALLY SAID A NICE THING ABOUT YOURSELF
HOLY SHIT
this is a sign of the end times
shell venture
what do we do sir
lean oak
Hello, demon of Babylon
Dimon*
coarse bear
what do we do sir
Ban all of Brainfart
shell venture
all the attention made him confident
tidal trellis
I am though, why do you think I put technically in there in my message
coarse bear
Every user that's been mentioned or has messaged here in the last year
Reduced to ash
shell venture
maybe bullying was the way
glass stirrup
I was bullied and I turned out fine.
shell venture
same
fading shuttle
Every user that's been mentioned or has messaged here in the last year
Reduced t...
im fine
glass stirrup
Why people always say tey wish to die, but get mad when you agree?
glass stirrup
damn. wish i had swag points.
All i got is sweaty hairy men in dms
think i might delete those accounts
shell venture
swag but gae
glass stirrup
Muh gae frens mad at the attention honestly.
low atlas
Muh gae frens mad at the attention honestly.
Sounds like you take those hairy men too
shell venture
glass stirrup
I went to fix the lights in a gae bar once. so much ass slapping was recieved. When i go to normal club no girl even walks near me. very sad
toxic sundial
Ban all of Brainfart
low atlas
I went to fix the lights in a gae bar once. so much ass slapping was recieved. W...
Are you short by any chance?
glass stirrup
Are you short by any chance?
six foot 2
but here in upside down land that is smol
even other men in my family are about 7 foot average
glass stirrup
mother is bloody 5 foot 11
final cedar
Balls
final cedar
@shell venture 
low atlas
Publicly homosexual people terrify me
shell venture
Oh god my ass will not survive
how tall are you ?
low atlas
how tall are you ?
5'6
shell venture
low atlas
170cm
tidal trellis
Bruh
shell venture
bro is tiny
tidal trellis
Even I'm taller than you
final cedar
https://tenor.com/view/sinking-salute-3-lads-boat-gif-4714213853319836924
War footage isn't allowed, you can't just post this gif of the Admiral Kuznetsov
low atlas
Even I'm taller than you
Yet you're getting bullied for being a sissy and I'm not
I wonder what the difference is
tidal trellis
final cedar
How's my fav little helper?
tidal trellis
How's my fav little helper?
In pain
final cedar
why
tidal trellis
My arm hurts for some reason
low atlas
stop schlonking it
final cedar
My arm hurts for some reason
thank god... I was already looking for the hemorrhoids clip
tidal trellis
stop schlonking it
Doing what???
toxic sundial
: (
tidal trellis
I don't do that shit
shell venture
zlorking
low atlas
Or your ass
chilly birch
Iβm afraid to talk here incase i get banned. Iβll exilΓ© myself back to offtopic, 
low atlas
Depends what you're into
tidal trellis
I don't do anything I'm a pure person
final cedar
This is you at the function
shell venture
why would you get banned ?
low atlas
This is you at the function
I grill like a beast you're damn right
shell venture
I don't do anything <:madge:1146898420703953087> I'm a pure person
you are in discord
you aren't pure
tidal trellis
I'm 100% pure
low atlas
Flop stopped being convincing 3 months ago
sage otter
I'm 100% pure
100% pure twink essence
low atlas
I think the discord egirls you pay 30 dollars can pretend better than flop
tidal trellis
How can a fellow sand dweller say something so slanderous
naive bison
I might actually need pain killers for this arm
I swapped your painkillers with female fertility pills, you have fallen for my trap
low atlas
pwnographic said he was so cute and he probably crumbled, been holding a hand over his face for the past 2 mins
shell venture
After this phrase, some users end up getting muted
surely im not baiting 
tidal trellis
pwnographic said he was so cute and he probably crumbled, been holding a hand ov...
Claims are not factual!!
final cedar
We should crowdsource some sort of present for Flop
glass stirrup
Claims are not factual!!
mine were though
shell venture
We should crowdsource some sort of present for Flop
a maid outfit
final cedar
no like a gym membership or smth
shell venture
im down
but im not paying
low atlas
Ill pay for it whole
naive bison
We should crowdsource some sort of present for Flop
An invitro treatment
sage otter
a maid outfit
A third one ???
low atlas
Just let him go daily
toxic sundial
tidal trellis
A third one ???
I do not own such cursed things.
naive bison
I do not own such cursed things.
You rent
low atlas
flop
naive bison
tidal trellis
We should crowdsource some sort of present for Flop
I mean my birthday is on the 6th so
crimson flame
bad dragon
sage otter
I do not own such cursed things.
You probably crafted it whole to make sure it was perfect
glass stirrup
bad dragon
Have it delivered in a clear palstic bag.
final cedar
I mean my birthday is on the 6th so
Of october?!
tidal trellis
Yes
final cedar
wraith osprey
Get on Tren flop
glass stirrup
Get on Tren flop
no. don't ruin our twink.
final cedar
Question is, classical french maid or something more risque?
tidal trellis
My parents said they want to take me out to get me my favorite food on my birthday 
wraith osprey
Flop will be the next bill herington
crimson flame
you get muscle then you get boobs.
what more could you ask for?
tidal trellis
Get on Tren flop
What
toxic sundial
I'll be turning 20
naive bison
My parents said they want to take me out to get me my favorite food on my birthd...
Little babby
sage otter
I'll be turning 20
Lost 1/4 of chat with this message
shell venture
from flop to flap
final cedar
For all we know he's one of those massive mountain people
writing on a comically small keyboard
tidal trellis
I can assure you, I am not. I'm built like a twig lol
shell venture
final cedar
like a what now?
tidal trellis
A stick
crimson flame
ok twink
naive bison
I can assure you, I am not. I'm built like a twig lol
You canβt be, not with this personality
tidal trellis
I am just skin and bone
naive bison
Itβs so over for you π
naive bison
I am just skin and bone
And bone you will
crimson flame
tbh i used to be like you. then i just drink water, lots of water
tidal trellis
Later suckers
naive bison
We bullied him too hard
final cedar
gn
naive bison
glass stirrup
cya
crimson flame
hes gonna do it
shell venture
flop go do your job on support
shell venture
tidal trellis
I'm going to do hygiene stuff stuff so I don't look as terrible as I usually do
naive bison
I'm going to do hygiene stuff stuff so I don't look as terrible as I usually do ...
Lost cause bro
shell venture
embrace caveman
naive bison
May as well stink to high heaven
You canβt be stick thin, soft personality and smell nice
low atlas
May as well stink to high heaven
did your professor convert you to the cult of stinky mf?
naive bison
did your professor convert you to the cult of stinky mf?
I brush my teeth
low atlas
<:peepostarechamp:981963701382955068> I brush my teeth
yea? prove it
shell venture
<:peepostarechamp:981963701382955068> I brush my teeth
lost cause bro
naive bison
yea? prove it
Freaky aah
low atlas
chilling at work, was told to run a few meetings to train folks
naive bison
final cedar
low atlas
seems legit
im an intern goddamnit let me leave at 12pm in peace
final cedar
naive bison
glass stirrup
im an intern goddamnit let me leave at 12pm in peace
they'll wait until 10 minutes after meeting should start and then push it to next week
low atlas
they'll wait until 10 minutes after meeting should start and then push it to nex...
im gonna do it at home
idc
its thursday, i wanna go home, i wanna thug it out
final cedar
@coarse bear can I ask you smth?
naive bison
glass stirrup
damn, put him out of his misery
coarse bear
<@64340825659678720> can I ask you smth?
What's up
final cedar
Is gore from a movie a nono?
coarse bear
glass stirrup
like fake blood and stuff?
coarse bear
just a guy turning into red mist
Send in DM
naive bison
coarse bear
I do wonder if some sorta The Thing scene would be cool
glass stirrup
https://tenor.com/view/ponste3-gif-19672917
isn't that the same dude who got his face sliced in that cleric movie about people with repressed emotions?
naive bison
isn't that the same dude who got his face sliced in that cleric movie about peop...
Itβs resident evil
Where evil resides
Idk bro I just work here
Would you like fries with that
glass stirrup
Would you like fries with that
yes. no salt.
naive bison
Wedges with salt it is
broken topaz
Why are the residents so evil??
stone blade
coarse bear
Why are the residents so evil??
Have you seen the rent?
glass stirrup
Wedges with salt it is
you know where to stick em
hollow fog
Why are the residents so evil??
They haven't had breakfast yet
naive bison
you know where to stick em
The bag
broken topaz
<@64340825659678720> <@213269844743684097> β€οΈ
β€οΈ
naive bison
https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-bite-orange-cat-orange-cat-attack-gif-10142361...
Bitch ass mf trying to bite me
glass stirrup
ivan's not home
hazy finch
river zealot
final cedar
this happened to a yt playlist of mine, when the topic channel ended up replacing the banger edit of the song with the radio censored version and I had no clue why it all of a sudden sucked
naive bison
this happened to a yt playlist of mine, when the topic channel ended up replacin...
I beg you please listen to Wocka Flocka Flame - Hard in da paint
Censored version
Thereβs like a 20 second segment of just the beat
π
final cedar
Virtual Dog :3
reminds me of that one dog I created in my sisters DS game an haven't visited in 12 years
pale ingot
Thereβs like a 20 second segment of just the beat
this beat fire yo!!!!!!!!! where the lyrics at though
final cedar
why is that guy shirtless?
pale ingot
why is that guy shirtless?
too much swag...
naive bison
why is that guy shirtless?
It had profanity on it so it got censored
final cedar
speaking of weird ass music videos... am I tripping or was there really a snoop dog music video with people just fucking in it?
That memory just hit me out of nowhere
naive bison
???
river zealot
speaking of weird ass music videos... am I tripping or was there really a snoop ...
???
final cedar
I recall looking up a music video to one of snoop dogs songs on youtube like a decade ago and it had hardcore pornography in it...
river zealot
https://youtu.be/WkkC9cK8Hz0?si=vXDtYV2WHux6qOj0
how do they get people to make clips like this
do they go like
hey gang im making a clip
come do some dum shit for vid
final cedar
wait, that wasn't just a music video 
pale ingot
I recall looking up a music video to one of snoop dogs songs on youtube like a d...
secretly just footage of diddy's house
pale ingot
lock up my boy diddy he aint do nun right π
final cedar
I find the entire thing mildly amusing
like they already nailed him for ?4? federal sex crimes
well not nailed yet but ... he probably is
did you ever try pressing "windows key & +" at the same time?
weird function
inland jackal
magnifier
final cedar
||magnificent||
inland jackal
i just put the magnifier on 1600%, cant take screensohts but i can do phone pics 
looks goddamn awful and fascinating at the same time how its not bunch of pixels
naive bison
@pastel quartz everyone in this chat should do Ctrl+Win+Alt+Shift+L
inland jackal
please help
granite talon
naive bison
Metro shut yo hoe ass up and make some drums
fresh rose
inland jackal
i can zoom in on the zoomed vid
inland jackal
Thats a fair size 
naive bison
hazy finch
https://tenor.com/view/ave-maria-boling-bros-bolingbros-curbstomp-chikawaga-gif-16650089841190860123
granite talon
naive bison
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954471863839490069/1291174326904553502/ch...
Merry chrimsrd
proud torrent
river zealot
ugly
river zealot
proud torrent
your insult has killed him
cat is a she apparently I have been cancelled for misgendering her
tidal trellis
Cancel culture strikes again
minor cypress
thank you and good luck <:PepeHappy:919973010356719666>
how tf are we getting alerts for neopets in 2024
low atlas
<:madgetypecry:1182324241216065587> how tf are we getting alerts for neopets in ...
Let a real one experience nostalgia..
minor cypress
I don't mind it, its just funny working with people on one issue, then behind the scenes knowing they're goofing off on neopets
low atlas
I don't mind it, its just funny working with people on one issue, then behind th...
that's the beauty of it ain't it
imagine if they knew you were in brainfart..
Flop says 'guhh???' and it raises a false alarm and shuts the network down to protect itself
minor cypress
Shit you think my personal devices go anywhere near our stuff 
low atlas
My company has 3 employees that all put some money to get a hotspot
And they just use that instead of the company internet
I tried using it, i couldn't open anything not work related
minor cypress
Damn, we live in a society. No runescape but neopets is fine lol
narrow lotus
Gave a test
Two classmates started cursing each other on the paper using the n word
Bruh
minor cypress
Nvm, runescape is fine
narrow lotus
Kids have fried brains
minor cypress
We got someone gaming on world 55
minor cypress
Kids have fried brains
What grade?
placid sail
Gave a test
Two classmates started cursing each other on the paper using the n ...
break a pencil in half, throw the shards in front of those two and say "settle it like men"
tidal trellis
what did you do
broken topaz
He got blown up during a story event
I am taking him to the vet rn
Hope he makes it
narrow lotus
What grade?
8th graders
broken topaz
xue hua piao piao
naive bison
Shoutout Springfield Ohio
narrow lotus
broken topaz
I WILL SAVE HIM
narrow lotus
are you a cool teacher
well i told them to stop fucking around and write stupid shit or i will simply fail them in class
i didnt make a big fuss or threatened them to report them or shit as i should + call their parents
river zealot
well i told them to stop fucking around and write stupid shit or i will simply f...
what are you teaching even
also dont teachers get paid shit
narrow lotus
english
narrow lotus
also dont teachers get paid shit
yeah but at least i get paid
narrow lotus
i think we compared and we get almost the same , but i work only 18 hrs a week +i get holidays
so work time he has a normal 8 hour
narrow lotus
today i only had 3 classes
low atlas
You have summer break too no?
narrow lotus
ofc
hazy finch
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-cat-eating-food-gif-24575246
iedy after getting his 50$ monthly paycheck:
river zealot
i think we compared and we get almost the same , but i work only 18 hrs a week +...
yeah youre one of those teachers that you only have a lesson once every 2 weeks
narrow lotus
i wanted to as well but tbf i had exams at my masters degree + couldnt be fucked to summer jobs
fuck that , i already feel how i get older
so instead i enjoyed the summer
low atlas
I envy you
I forgot the last summer I enjoyed
always been grinding my ass off in summer/summer classes to graduate faster
narrow lotus
well , i've had a very shitty year personally so only in the summer i started enjoying life again ngl
narrow lotus
gpu arrived but the adapter isnt here yet
that is so sad
low atlas
Only for me to go to 2 different unis and waste time anyway kek
river zealot
narrow lotus
Only for me to go to 2 different unis and waste time anyway kek
i dropped out of my first uni as well after 2 years
i was simply dead on arrival idk why i even went there for 2 years
naive bison
@narrow lotus who decided youβre allowed next to kids?
river zealot
you should only go to uni if youre gonna be using your degree
narrow lotus
<@146741297875517440> who decided youβre allowed next to kids? <:jokerge:1187889...
i wouldnt allow you out of the cage
low atlas
i dropped out of my first uni as well after 2 years
I was forced to study finance, worst years of my life
So brain numbingly painful
naive bison
i wouldnt allow you out of the cage
If youβre outside of it, Iβm staying inside
Horny ass mf
low atlas
Ukrainian dabloons
river zealot
Are you using Simoleons from sims bro?
dreamy flaxBOT
7,200 UAH (Ukrainian Hryvnia) :flag_ua: is equal to 16,550.10 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru:
narrow lotus
https://tenor.com/view/uppercut-mike-tyson-boxing-fight-ko-gif-16390568
damn what a hook
critical hit
naive bison
Got that Paracord symbol as currency @river zealot
dreamy flaxBOT
16,550.1 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 254.85 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au:
river zealot
<:clueless:1031200942722387978> <:Concerned:1049995923993935873><:Aware:10437641...
converting to euro
hazy finch
1070 for 250 bucks aint that bad
dreamy flaxBOT
250 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au: is equal to 171.17 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
naive bison
17 conversions
river zealot
how is your dollar so weak
naive bison
Keep going
naive bison
how is your dollar so weak
Bidenomics
naive bison
mouse on screen
Use it as a crosshair
hazy finch
how is your dollar so weak
government that pretends to know what they are doing and patting themselves on the back everytime they do the tiniest thing
naive bison
naive bison
government that pretends to know what they are doing and patting themselves on t...
Woah sir you get a 1000 dollar tax cut when buying a 50000 dollar electric vehicle, we are supporting working class families
hazy finch
government that pretends to know what they are doing and patting themselves on t...
recent bill proposal would have it so tax would be slightly altered
you wanna know how much the average person would be getting from this?
200 bucks a year
actual quote from a parliment member
storm stream
this bug is like 10 years old
bro the only thing the russian devs care about it getting payed, same with gaijin
naive bison
recent bill proposal would have it so tax would be slightly altered
you wanna k...
Donβt they want to tax unrealized gains? Iβm not an economist but it sounds retarded
hazy finch
Donβt they want to tax unrealized gains? Iβm not an economist but it sounds reta...
they wanna tax fucking everything here
naive bison
Itβs taxing you on money you didnβt actually make yet
naive bison
they wanna tax fucking everything here
But she said it will be an opportunity economy
hazy finch
look man ever since that muslim woman (idk her name) went on about "to the sigmas of australia" ive kinda just stopped giving a fuck about what any politician thinks of anything
they should all die in agony
low atlas
I heard about that lmfao
Here's a strat, live in a monarchy, so you can complain to the nearest well instead of doing any change
hazy finch
final rose
The rot
low atlas
Consooms
minor cypress
8th graders
Peak brainrot. Start being ironically cringe until morale improves
naive bison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJi0QwGlTTk
Australia
We do not care about Australia
minor cypress
"You know its not very bussin bussin when you don't do homework, fr fam. Imma fail you next time on god no cap" -Teacher ledy
low atlas
"You know its not very bussin bussin when you don't do homework, fr fam. Imma fa...
I hope you continue a prosperous life
Away from me preferably
minor cypress
storm stream
every country that isn't "evil" is being increasingly fucked up
naive bison
every country that isn't "evil" is being increasingly fucked up
No country like that exists
minor cypress
Start making shitpost memes about tagilla slav squatting telling people to do theor homework
low atlas
every country that isn't "evil" is being increasingly fucked up
in what sense?
naive bison
All countries are evil because they are ran by people
storm stream
actually nvm
river zealot
@narrow lotus is gooning in class allowed
jade zephyr
naive bison
<@146741297875517440> is gooning in class allowed
Only the teacher is allowed
Otherwise he wouldnβt take the job
jade zephyr
Only the teacher is allowed
Facts
naive bison
The goon bell only rings for the teacher
My phone is at 1%
Impregnate @tidal trellis before Iβm home
green schooner
Away from me preferably
tidal trellis
GUH?
solar obsidian
you dropped these, king
green schooner
I'm shaving, go away mr
solar obsidian
charon likes that forest bussy
final rose
I'm shaving, go away mr
β οΈ TWINK ACTIVITESβ οΈ
jade zephyr
you dropped these, king
"I wish drinking was more fun"
tidal trellis
β οΈ TWINK ACTIVITESβ οΈ
Is just hygiene bruh
green schooner
charon likes that forest bussy
what
robust cove
charon likes that forest bussy
narrow lotus
Impregnate <@695977198649081857> before Iβm home
slender rock
slender rock
Full metal alchemist anime
river zealot
slender rock
pale ingot
hi twink @tidal trellis
tidal trellis
OH MY
naive bison
@tidal trellis I borrowed a charger, are you pregnant yet?
modern falcon
i want to argue with somebody, this is why we all are here right?
flint jacinth
i want to argue with somebody, this is why we all are here right?
No, what are you, a fucking idiot
modern falcon
No, what are you, a fucking idiot
there we go! OH YEAH?! well you are an salad!
modern falcon
niet i wont i am right here, bring it on!
flint jacinth
there we go! OH YEAH?! well you are an salad!
Dont talk to me unless you got a wooded trunk, you simple ingredient
naive bison
Bro is sippin
modern falcon
Dont talk to me unless you got a wooded trunk, you simple ingredient
big words for a person that dont have an wooded barrel even
flint jacinth
big words for a person that dont have an wooded barrel even
Mutant cabbage
Genetic cul-de-sac
Embarrassment to the cabbage family
modern falcon
Mutant cabbage
miniature tree i perifere
flint jacinth
Bonsai stew
fresh rose
Well its time for me to go to work
modern falcon
Mutant cabbage
your cat cant handle me
fresh rose
Mission accomplished
modern falcon
i found somebody guys... i found somebody i can argue with
tidal trellis
<@695977198649081857> twink <:kekpoint:919973827310678026>
YOU
flint jacinth
i found somebody guys... i found somebody i can argue with
I lose interest too fast if you don't hold some grotesquely progressive views on gender, are a furry/femboy/transformer or wanna argue obscure political tensions both current and historical.
flint jacinth
That's what comes OUT of me. I could bottle it
Well you left my message absent context
storm stream
a War Thunder vehicle event (grind) starts today
hollow oar
tidal trellis
β
green schooner
My brain <:nooo:1043577143189323776>
Hi twink
tidal trellis
hollow oar
basic attention seeking
chilly birch
Breedable twink hours
chilly birch
Not my fault Iβm an extremely horny bisexual π€·ββοΈ
glad ingot
Hi Flop
hollow oar
glad ingot
?
summer flame
stone blade
https://youtu.be/3P-cNnBFbGc?si=kaomsu1-98vXZR5x @narrow lotus
storm stream
Later suckers
you are the biggest fucking sucker here. due to getting flustered at every twink comment as if you could ever make them stop
hardy brook
https://youtu.be/3P-cNnBFbGc?si=kaomsu1-98vXZR5x <@146741297875517440>
Oh I watch that guy sometime
placid sail
"You know its not very bussin bussin when you don't do homework, fr fam. Imma fa...
I would have shot myself right in the class out of cringe from that
yeeee boiii telegram is down again
hazy finch
he is screaming because he used shampoo as lotion
robust cove
That's how everyone cums wdym
chilly birch
You donβt raw dawg that shit dry? Smh.
robust cove
hazy finch
low atlas
you are the biggest fucking sucker here. due to getting flustered at every twink...
It's a murky strategy but he could just pretend to like it until people get weirded out and leave him alone
but he could fall to the dark side quickly that way
slender rock
robust cove
Blur with another psy-op post as usual
slender rock
Blur with another psy-op post as usual
heheh
inland jackal
Only for @narrow lotus
slender rock
Only for <@146741297875517440> <:tomfoolery:1049995447277719582>
Ah
slender rock
bronze trellis
civic panther
Only for <@146741297875517440> <:tomfoolery:1049995447277719582>
guy is having the time of his life
slender rock
guy is having the time of his life
he do be feelin it
bronze trellis
Stelok no greedy
stone blade
if you think about it
any number you think of will always be closer to 0 rather than infinity
low atlas
Any number, period is closer to zero
inland jackal
any number you think of will always be closer to 0 rather than infinity
Infinity -1 
proud torrent
civic panther
old kettle
pale ingot
Only for <@146741297875517440> <:tomfoolery:1049995447277719582>
damn is her ass on the front or what
primal rapids
placid sail
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147089541635772456/1291185906602217483/r...
obama!
chilly birch
Is this a call to action?
minor sail
no, just a phrase
chilly birch
Itβs the first time, but it doesnβt need to be the last time.
chilly birch
<#977215468299505784>
chilly birch
https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-gauntlet-snap-finger-snap-gif-12502580
I donβt feel so good mr brainfart
coarse bear
So he's stuck here now?
placid sail
<#977215468299505784>
????
placid sail
Π³Π»ΡΠΏΡΠΉ ΡΡΠΌΡΠ½
narrow lotus
how are u today
narrow lotus
im good , short work day today , had a crazy test tho
chilly birch
im good , short work day today , had a crazy test tho
You in university?
narrow lotus
Gave a test
Two classmates started cursing each other on the paper using the n ...
here for context
no, im the teacher
elementary
final rose
help this guy
eco doing pistols only
this guy is deep in it, its too late for him
narrow lotus
Elementary schoolers using the Nword?
they talked about playing fortnite with each other as "hobby" then said , X is an nword
bruh
placid sail
here for context
back in the day, my ass would have been flogged for that by teachers, then a director, and finally, my parents
narrow lotus
back in the day, my ass would have been flogged for that by teachers, then a dir...
i was thinking about it but i just scolded them and told them next time they will just fail the class, make them a report paper to the principal and call their parents myself
we'll see
yes back in my day there would be no problems at school but my mom would level her slapping skill on me
it's about the shame
frail scaffold
i didnt know you were a teacher
placid sail
narrow lotus
i didnt know you were a teacher
i told ppl for a while now
pays the bills
it has advantages
i landed in a rly good school this year , last 2 years i wanted to completely quit
and better be a LIDL cashier ngl
frail scaffold
my roomate isnt exactly a teacher but theyre a coding tutor