#🎪bruh-fart
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@fading shuttle all the quirks kinda suck
yeah
+3 cock inches
Javascript/electron if i remember right
there are armors that can boost stats hard, sadomasochist is probably better
99% mobile/desktop version
the most ass versions in my biased opinion
yeah that one sounds pretty good
Peak perfection
is this a discord thing
not a nerd but looks like some irc
its a sex thing
bamers
Yeah, a lightweight discord client.
no its a sex thing
frontenders hate zoro for this one lightweight trick
bobama spy ballon on its way to china
it has stealth technology
it says LET ME BE CLEAR and disappears
I thought you were gonna say its black so you wont see it at nighttime
tree...
my bad
bro...
bro...
they are black, basketball tricks are normal for them
delight...
baltic chat be like
this is the mod team i can get behind not gooning twerking gifs just straight up racism
speak of the devil...

Wow I feel shitty
I don't actually know


is ur head aching
Eats rat poison
Why does it hurt
did you eat rat poison
Post vacation depression I guess
skill issue
maybe this time
🥑
nice 
i dont getit

The fact people reviewed an bought it
U can make ur own actually
Kali Linux is free, they are buying a flash drive with an OS installer.
you don't need to buy anything to get the same product they're selling
but because ppl wanna be cool ebix hacker they fall for shit like this
Smaczliwka
⬇️
Tasty
Yummers
just had to change weapons
Which no one uses everyone just says avocado
Bro these reviews 
josta and oflin in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat when giving advice
The irony is insane
so hungry i could eat Half a Horse
Or get Opposing Horse
I thought we had a break at 11;45, it was at 12:45
blur
remove horny
blur?
They got blur
shh
fuck you @slender rock
this goes hard
it's bait for iedy you fucks
That's all
holy fortify endurance potion

fortify endurance, fortify fatigue
it's gonna get you bricked up like a scrib
my dick hardness matches my preference in women: ebony

In Skyrim I always used Ebony as my endgame heavy armor because Daedric and Dragonbone were ugly as fuck and their slightly higher protection didn’t matter once you got past the armor cap.
daedric is pretty sick too
but i appreciate ebony

What’s the cutoff point for it to be too late to say no homo?
But where's the swede hiding in the corner?
hes holding the camera

9 hours
He's under the table
the moment you put it in
and the lithuanian is masturbating to it

@solar obsidian they askin about u
Yeah delight, come join 
no homo tho
i said no homo
GM brainfart
good mornin
It dah spooky month!
Some relatives too perhaps
@latent topaz (stalkerenjoyer) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 day to change ur offensive name / pfp / bio or banned #📄rules
❤️
Tf is up with people having that word in their name

What's here
All i see is a bunch of numbers 

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Time paradox
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@whole kettle (ctabrah) has been banned for reason: didnt comply
Perchance
asbestos?
its the time bug
either this or 31 december 1969
It's simply what happens when you don't set a time limit on a mute
And jaw is worse?
just finished ac black flag and was going through the credits
the "quality assurance" section of the credits was literally empty 
look at any Ubisoft game made after and you'll see it's filled, and the games suck dick
im gonna be buying ac unity probably today
i saw that
who tf is the guy on the left? some polish nationalist?
probably idk
you didnt see anything
Your cat?
girls with time machine:
I will go back and teach young hitler to be good
boys with time machine:

what was the og name
nah just some internet car
dont tell me PePe is a slur
ah ok
bro changed it
damn they use the hard R but I guess it's fine because it's inbetween quotes
n word so op it was nerfed
What's wrong?
it was changed i guess
bro shut up N|| erd ||
oh it's just a dude snoozing
Doesnt look like a corpse to me
Bro shut up ni||nj||a

I just saw the american police and figured it's your usual scene
Kek
i just checked the ubisoft store cause im gonna buy a key for ac unity but i got curious anyway and
what the fuck is this subscription bullshit on a game you can also just straight up buy
18 euro a month compared to 30 euro to just have it
right now ubi is in the shits for money because outlaws was a massive L
You have the choice to only buy that game (in this case 7,50€) and own it or pay their "Game Pass", have that game and every other game they have in their catalogue
I remember i got that game for free cuz ubi made it free when the notre dame was on fire
there are only 3 good games
"have it" 
me and @river zealot
i know it aint truly owning it but like still
back in the day aldo would eat your ass whole just for hinting that
I don't want to insult but definitely not 
If you click on it, it should explain what it is
"join now" i guess that counts????
its ubishit
Two clicks then
looking for a black guy

Told you
must be big, must be pregnant, must be oiled up
at first glance it still just looks like youre paying a subscription to play JUST that game
no i think he just made white guys
yes
where are all the black men
That would be really stupid and no one has being doing that stuff (for now)
You're just restarted
no he made asians
look behind you 
damn.. he made asians..
nobody behind me but me
actively looking for a black guy next time you see a black guy ping me as a reply to him
its @pastel quartz
any applicants must send pictures to me and kha (i dont get to invite people i just want pictures)
hes white
he showed his ass?
we got that gender crossed out already
damn
we need one black man, man in particular
and one mexican nazi
i don't know why we need the mexican nazi
they must be funny or some shit
hiiii
anyone that doesn't send the pictures to alex will not be invited
(he will remind me that i typed this in the first place)
kha where have u been
how are you doing sand dweller
does this imply the existence of a fake kha around here
i will eat his fucking face off
the opps never sleep man
are you still overwhelmingly schizo?
my organs still haven't given up on me
chat just realized ive been mixing up ac unity with ac syndicate this whole time
fuck it im playing both
of course i am
hell yeah
not here
i don't like you british cigarettes
and i don't like the other half of this server's population
who are also british cigarettes
but with an emphasize
because they like cock
maybe you're imagining them?
no literally everyone is complaining about them

not evidential, complaining is darkfart's favorite activity
theres literally just me
schizo
stop lying gaetiil
nah it's mostly that american guy
also pango but he left this server
oh you mean darkfart
sigma
what the fuck
why
gone go fuck around and find out
turns out it isnt a subscription just for ac unity but a shitton of games
still not buying it

I dont buy anything from ubi anyways
Last thing I bought was uhhh
lets see
ac odyssey
in case you wanna try a 60$ game but don't wanna pay 60$ straight up
and don't wanna pirate
i didnt buy ac unity off the ubi store got it cheaper off a key site so
60$?
i've only ever subscribed to ea play because it was 1$
the subscription is for pretty much every ubisoft game
not just ac unity
if you don't have a lot of time to play and don't wanna stack up games, subscription service is good
I prefer either buying the game, or 
I dont have much time nowadays aswell
It can take me more than a month to finish up a game
imagine this, an average game nowadays costs 30-60$. You have maybe a total of 5-6 play hours a week or maybe even a month
you'd definitely rather buy the subscription that gives you pretty much every game of that developer than buy the 60$ game
it's more viable with ea play because it's 5$ not fucking 17$
ubicock as usual overpricing their garbage games
the last good game they made was watch dogs 2 and even that was sorta questionable
but it was good
it's been slop after slop since that
because the retards keep buying their games
and then they go on twitter or youtube and complain about how it's the exact same game as before
@pastel quartz show us ur wood
no homo
Thats a big branch
if it wasnt so grindy/bullet spongey if it embraced more sandbox stuff i would forgive it
Thats true
Right now I found my next lover
like the story is ass
Frostpunk
but if they made it more a sandbox game you could forgive the ass story
I mean
it was...
decent?
Like finding all the members of that cult was fun
plus it should of been its own thing not an AC game
Call it odyssey
not AC Odyssey
it has almost nothing to do with ac
no assassins
no the main plot of family finding is too reused and the emotional moments are poorly done
plus that ending
uhh...
Oh yeah
not great
The family thing was mid
The only thing I liked about it is the...
Now that I think of it
if they just had it as you want to whipe out the cult as the main plot would of been cooler
I cant find a thing I liked about it
not some personal family vendetta you just a person who wants blood would of been a 100x better story
if you tweak some stuff with mods to make the combat more balanced it can be super fun with all the abilities
and more mythology would of been cooder
plus all the animus scenes are ass no one ever care about them but every game still has them
black flag was the worst
amazing story gets ruined by akward breaks exiting the animus
read
video game company
yea
They fucking suck
I hated them
thats true
the game though is peak
but the modern scenes with the slow walking and talking made me want to rip my hair out
I didnt like how we are a captain of a ship, doing some quests, and then
bam
1984
AND THE TALKING
OH MY GOD
"Yeh, we are on our way to find more clues about the Isu civilization..."
who the fuck cares
I was skipping cutscenes just to make it end
and then back to my good game

you could not skip then
it was all real time all u could do was walk around and wait
Some of them you could
like in odyssey
there were moments where a cutscene would appear in the middle of it
I could skip it
that was minimal tho
fuck layla fuck that video game dev and desmond was cool
90% of modern game stories suck so bad
The last game with good story I played was...
hm
Elden Ring
real
before that, Disco Elysium
and elden ring had maybe 5 cut scenes the whole game
True
The whole fun behind it was the small lore bits
clues and references
the bosses were fucking cool
we were a cool fucking guy in a cool fucking world
and the 1hour vattividya video esays playing in the backround

To be fair
The game with the best storyline I played was either Disco or Red Dead 2
I think Red Dead 2 was better though
oh lol
Not going to lie
I'm going to not say any spoilers
but the almost last cutscene involving a certain animal was so fucking good
Prolly one of the best I've seen
The whole storyline is so good
I should finish it but i started playing right before age of mythology retold came out
Amnesia made into...I cant describe it properly with english words even
that shit was my vibe
Is it good?
yea
if you got money to spare give it a try
nah its really good just the dlc is a bit overpriced
Frostpunk, a certain stalker modpack im involved in, and upcoming stalker 2
I should also finish Cyberpunk
Im just aom, disco elysium now and prolly furry waifu fuck 3 next
But I started it right before my annual burnout

The third one caught my eye

Iyin is a sin im a tree of jod
stream the 3rd one in gamma vc
iedy gon be there
must i do what bublya did
mfw im still not invited to brainfart 2.0
do i have to do a side quest or some shit
@eager raven
HAPPY COCKTOBER EVERYONE
Drew some weird gas masks
just check the wiki
i don't think that's him
you'd be surprised how many pangolin stirfrys there are
it must be a joke from somewhere
apparently it's from a general sam video
oh
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pango origin story
which snork is getting the best head?
Damn, this place has everything
It's fun watching his tarkov vids from like 4 years ago and not seeing any noticeable changes in the game
Maybe voip but eh
Man I love shotguns
Looks actually good ngl
more like croissant pourqoui
Pourquoi is a right question
I don't understand?
Why would you do this to your croissant
mordorians
the amount of abuse the croissants take in mordor makes me feel that France is the next on the list of peaceful liberation operations
send link
At least I can try to ease my mind knowing that they are probably just shitty croissants wannabes
So it's still torture
But it's like torturing some mutated clone it's barely sentient
deforestation? barely know her!
Your axe is shedding its feathers
||cuckstoel||
||cuckstool||
||cuckchair||
||because it's a single chair among pairs of chairs||
Ohhhh
||you absolute bozo||
im boutta get wormy
hiii shine
hii @inland jackal

Hiii
hows it goin silly
The wound has a fungal infection :)
overtime is over yippie
Yippie
clicker
you are now a noble cheese
Ohh thats why my eyesight has gotten worse
I have multiple dentist appointments and a doctor’s appointment this week. What have I done for the gods to inflict this cruel fate upon me
why the fuck are you in the atlas mountains?
would it be better to have no said appointments and be decomposing with increasing speed from numerous illnesses
Why are you fighting rome in the Atlas? You're supposed to be in the Alps 
We’re all doing that, just at different speeds
fortnite battle pass
inhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale
OBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
horny cat impostor
hi busy :3
hello real corny hat
Just lost electricity
Gonna go sleep probably
gn goob
fix ur posture (I think)
stop fellating people
I really need a command that lets me grab and squish plop's head to the point I hear faint crunching
hello, busty
hello phone battery
WHAT? why?!
happy locktober delight
why'd you wanna harm someone like me
Flop is just a little guy
define "little"
octuah
you will not be able to be freaky this month, you dirty rotten fella
:(
isn't that supposed to be November
its 2 months this year
You can’t be freaky in October, only spooky.
true
hi gamers
october is the month of skelebones









hi :3
squashed that synth with a mallet
That’s it I’m getting me mallet






@solar coral I think I will get forever winter's early access
i'd wait a bit ngl
but if u do
imma make u hunt hunterkillers
hks are submissive and 12gaugeable
Finally some peace from the horny cat

never
Shhhhh
what a silly thing to say
you never seen vampirella have you
Idk i didnt play the beta
rescuing exo pilot and then killing boss ai
like toothys dude
idk if there were more after
the game was really vague on progression for quests
it kinda throws a bunch at you and theres no way to tell if they're side content
now its time to cut more trees for the walls
sons of the forest when
when my friend decides to buy it
its not gone
you can still play it silly
you can never play it again
i ate the game
do you think tree is one of those trees that make syrup
Only when horny

🤤
I mean the old 2017 days coop with the boys
I make cum
Omw to ur houze
you cant make me undigest the forest
Still gonna beat the shit out of you an see what games come out
I bet ur still digesting the coffin of andy and leyley
actually i might let you finish that so its gone
no, im waiting for episode 3
ok and?
@inland jackal i got the ideapad now all setup
working very fucking nice
You actually play the fuckass game
?
bro i streamed it in GAMMA
falco and iedy watched alongside several other people
thats what im waiting for, the episode to come out so i can get the gang together
name?
the coffin of andy and leyley?
the game you mentioned 2 sentences ago
.
oh thats wasteland 3
Alabama incest simulator 9000
keeping win10 or going for 11
good game i recommend
Im using win11
with the winaero tweaker so the bloat is gone
what refresh does it have, 165 as well?
yea
11 on 165 is so good
only gonna use 60 tho since thats my monitors max
a pity there is less usb ports now i gotta get a hub
stop stealing my joke
yea i got myself one as well
whats so important about locktober
we're locking you up
@eager igloo
fuck you in these late hours
Its a good game but very cringe
And still very western
You played atomrpg
Woman being the deputy cheriff
You can't talk about cringe
Yeah bro they will surely let the captured raiders have cloths one
And trust they will never mention anything evil thatd not mainstream evil
Fuck you twice
What about atomrpg is cringe
🖕
And yo mama too
and your sister 
She's 10
What are you talking about bro
i can wait 8 years 
Bruh
Go directly to jail, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

so true
Anything thats cartonishly evil
Like in atom rpg when the guy uhhhhhh
You probably saw the screenshot
Yeah the rape, incest and castration thing
When western games want to show evil people
Its usuaully like
Bandits
That just rob people
New vegas had cook cook, fiends very pretty fucked and you also had the caesar
But otherwise fallout evils are just bandits
well i cant delete it now can i
*bethesda fallout evils
nearly 100fps on ac origins high settings
40 more than id get with my old desktop
They need some copy paste generic goons
You could get drugged and uh, have not good things happen to you in fallout 2 if you had a low int female character
Violet was also pretty fucked up, was feeding people to her dogs
dont ever ask the chilean military why their dress uniform looks like that
Fallout 1 had the mutants, which pretty much try to commit genocide, and new vegas was filled with pretty awful people
Driver Nephi would cripple people with a fucking golf club
New vegas handles showing evil in a realistic way pretty well
Obviously there is a clear cut "bad faction" but even the good guys are flawed
There were also those two guys in Freeside that were selling people to the fiends
There's no fully good ending
Or that one bitch in Novac who sold a pregnant woman to the Legion
Apart from maybe yes man with an altruistic high int courier
Elder Elijah was also all kinds of evil and fucked up
And even the "bad" choices aren't black and white, killing the antagonistic tribe in honest hearts while can be wrong but it also depends how pragmatic you are
The Think Tank are also horrible people but I’m willing to cut them a bit of slack because of the long isolation and actual brain damage
On one hand preserving a culture is honorable, but on the other hand how are they different from larger corruption nations apart from level of tech
Yeah,sorry, thats what i meant
sure it's just their culture but how is that different from the legion having their flaws just be their 'culture'
Any big aaa studio really
You're good, i had assumed thats what you meant
I think stalker handles factions morality well
Theres isn't much good whatsoever in the zone, its all grey, it's all survival
Even the ecos can be argued they just are in it for the money
holy shiet
It doesn't matter if duty or freedom are right because either way they have the blood of the other side on their hands
Eyo what the fuck
Man the guy is gonna get banned and my ethernet won't load the vid
Thats why while I subscribe to freedoms beliefs It's hard for me to side with them knowing the duty I shoot are just reasonable people trying to survive just like me
lmao
Ah nvm
♻️
Nooo not the cat....pillow...tf are those
most likely
id buy it
Iedy i hope you find a nice girl one day who treats you right and shows you not to goon so much so you can be a better person
bro gave the best friend title to anyone
what the fuck is this goblin
i see you are not aware of Arira
Real
There are no best friends
Arirals are an alien race that somewhat resembles anthropomorphic cats with no fur, white skin, and colorful hair (hair color depends on the ariral). Their spacecrafts are long, slender, and pyramid-shaped, and appear in various locations throughout the world
goblin

Brother, fetch me the flamer
old but gold
Get fucked furry
What is this schizo posting
FINALLY SOMEBODY GETS IT-
its on my list to play
Aliens in the walls
i drive

Nono, like SHAPED like maxwell
what game even is this
Voices Of The Void
You have NO place to be shaming furries 
You're all different shades of gooners
Is it any good? I see chrbrg play it a lot and it seems interesting
it looks very interesting
it is weird to get used to and its pretty much work simulation and sometimes the sun kills you, but its okay
its actually good
there is a word for this i think
i wish i had an ass like that
oh yeah hypocrite
wait, i do
introducing, fish as fish
alien fish
and alien furless cat
and aleine
and duendes
that's not how it works in gamma
in gamma
mods post the porn
users call out the mods for the porn
and then get muted
right @narrow lotus ?
Then falco says "it's not porn it's nsfw"
JIM CARREY GOT ARRESTED?
Work out, I'm sure with a little commitment any physique can be obtained
Now, personally I don't take said advice since I am incredibly lazy but thats not important
only 6 minutes between these things
no?
The body i have//the body i want
HE GOT ARRESTED OH MY GOD
Schrodinger's gooner
i feel bad when stalkers scream or get hurt
no he's just a hypocrite
what even is this
The two things aren't mutually exclusive
random shit i have collected over the years xD
i honestly dont know XD heres more
i go to the bathroom and i realize something's very wrong
love children songs all end up being creepy
because prior of this all the shadows in my room was tilted in different directions that they shouldnt
like the light emanating from the ceiling cas- like casted shadows that were wrong
haunted ass shit
call the mexorcist
anyway i go to the bathroom
i got haunted at school
and i see myself in the mirror
im standing there, but behind the mirror reflection, is not our mirror reflection
is that gigachad arab
cuz i realized, that's not my mom, is some entity that has abducted me in the middle of the night
wat da hell are you yappin about
okay cybersec boys
a. lucid dream
b. real encounter
what did you do
and our apartment is actually like a spacecraft, and i try not to make any noise, and i go: ''right! okay, back to bed''
and i go back into bed and lay down, and i realize that these things arent shadows
bro my.friend is supervised by the Fbi (probably) and discord bec he said stolen my gif and that apparently counted as cp
homebro said one msg
fuck yal did my.tv turnes off briefly
what
what
what?
smt like that
these shadows that im saying is actually like people trapped in the walls slowly moving around
he actually canr even do shit
and these are other people that got abducted
til octomber
context pls
was there a gas leak in brainfart that I've missed?
theyre haunted
probably
i havebt been here a week
im still alive
this chat got more brainfarted
go back to the depths you came from
WHY SHE WAS PUTTING SALT IN HER COFFEE
I’ve been consumed by the slime mold years ago
What the fuck are you schitzoing about
SALT???
since I feel like this may be, theoretically, the last moment I get to use the internet in mordor, I'd like to formally bid you farewell, delighto
Did you take like 13 benadryl or smth?
delayed magic brownies
damn. made me relive my father moments when he left
explains everything
Keep on taking more your almost there
bye bye
and a yuri mug
listen. twitch is lagging. telegram is lagging. discord is lagging. either it's just a maintenance day in mordor provider's net, or they're finally putting the end to our internet usage for good
I swear it's not because you're my unwanted son delight
nawhh
I'd stay here and keep bullying you otherwise
i thought i was your unwanted son
huh
how many bastards you got
you both are
am I a single father now
eh, take care and good luck 
how drunk are u rn?
we're gamma players we are eternally bitchless
no i havent slrpt in 18 hours
I’m leaving for milk and cigarettes
the wombo combo
You should probably not do that
and the stalinskoya vodka
hi bird brain
Hi W
you tell me
this guys so high
homie who tf did u bang to get kids there aint no women 'ere
I feel it's more of a different situation here
what the fuck are you yapping about
He kidnaps them how else?
adoptive parent
they got no father figure and decided I would have to do
adoption w/o return
questionable choice but oh well
Falco left
Anyone know any other modpacks I can try till gamma is fixed?
its been fixed for 2 hr
nah he just neglects you
@humble cradle get me up to speed on what these british cigarettes are yapping about
BRI'IS
huh
EFP
have you completely exhausted everyone in darkfart with your soul-crushing monologues to come here once again?
EDP445.PDF
eastern europe moment
no they want me to hang around here more so i bully everyone out and clear the grounds for better crop to grow
i am the farmer of all brainfarts
yup he drove everyone nuts there





