#🎪bruh-fart
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The car was 1 week after an engine rebuild
I like them, but only If I don't have to ride it
So something went wrong?
So what happened was the aprentice mechanic had to reaaemble the turbine of the engine and forgot the seal, so oil was seeping into the turbine and leeking out of the engine, so rhe engine was gona seize up while driving
nincompoop
this is against God's will
Writing, singing and drawing your love for somebody is against god's will
you know what time it is guys
TIME TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT
@flint jacinth @shell venture
marriage first
i have one to give
does it rain a fair amount in sofia
a effeminate man like you knows nothing of love
it does indeed
jiggle
keep yourself very safe
no fucking idea i don't live there
Without the image of low tier gordon, it just looks like he got struck by lightning
does it rain in bulgaria a good amount
cuppy is femboy confirmed
🤯
so what else is new
true
@fresh rose
curse is finally being lifte-
@narrow lotus
cuppy is retarded
Did you have to remind him?!
do not act innocent, twink boy, you bring this apron yourself
@granite nymph (yryryry1895) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 day to change ur pfp / name / bio or get banned #📄rules
what did he do

hes mimicking ryry's name, obviously
1984
ryry is that you

do you want to hear a short story I wrote?
Sure
The air was thick with anticipation as he moved through the crowded room, every eye subtly tracking his steps.
Whispers followed him, though none dared speak directly to his face.
In the dim light, his silhouette seemed to flicker like a shadow barely tethered to reality.
No one really knew where he came from, but everyone could feel that he didn’t quite fit, like he was part of something different, something rare.
Keeping to himself, he smiled softly, a quiet understanding settling in.
||Looking at the first letters of each sentence, Flop realized his truth.||
honest review pls
Lol n1
hold
What did he mean by this
Im scared
cringe
LMAO he changed the PFP
not reading allat
happy for you or sorry that it happened
welcome back
ryrys grand return
⬇️
display name

full version
you all are ruining 21st of september
Does vodka actually make pasta taste better? Is there an ideal ratio of vodka to pasta sauce? Is vodka even the best-tasting liquor for pasta alla vodka? These are all questions I set out to answer in today's video. Hope you enjoy 🤝
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In (fictional) post-apocalyptic, irradiated Ukraine tasty food makes you lift more
TLDR: 1) adding 2% ABV makes pasta sauce taste best
2) Gin is the best choice of alcohol (in that guy's opinion)
no u
@grizzled meadow, does adding a bit of liquor makes pasta taste better?
oh right!!
@grizzled meadow
open fire
Mezz-caal
cal as in calvin
ew
bozo
discord said; no

every honda driver at 3am
dont dump post, man.
you gotta take it slow (that's what she said)
@eager igloo is the victim. learn from him.
DUMP YOUR POST
wdym? that's the best one

it's all gonna drown in the godawful ivanko's anecdotes and spotify links, W fully narrating his entire playthrough of a game and other shit
bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71sqkgaUncI @inland jackal
samurai no longer has a goal, only the path
BEHTRYAAAAL
DANZAAAAA KUDUROOOOOOOO
holy flashback
@grizzled meadow if I do this am I banned from Italy

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heres the original song
its so fire
HOLY FUCK
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
i remember the movie
FOUR
you know me posting only the biggers bangers
ana spongi bob bob
FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURR
asfar kamouni

im gonna go abuse my concrete wall
Xenos cannot comprehend this level of drip
cool microwave suit
zamn
"Ultimate male fantasy" tweet on twitter and its just fucking metro exodus train
i fucking hate twitter
My original pants were stolen by jeanstealers
i seen that too
you look like you really want to wear terminator armor, but haven't earned it yet
yup
ive seen it from 4 different accounts now
shit tier title, I wondered if the noodles taste better not the sauce 
https://youtu.be/vx-Lzo9NxAQ?si=fyHUdKLmO16nVmFr @solar obsidian @shell venture @fresh rose
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90% of the fuckers that retweet and repost this thing havent even played the game

I CANT GET ADS
i guess internet caught up to it
is this cartoon newer?
no
get on twitter
its anna metro exodus "mens dream" tweet by 8 different fucking people
scroll person getting mauled by a animal 8 times
sonic trailer with caption "dantdm beating the 3 biggest losers of youtube in a argument"
scroll more
edit
scroll again
literally the best thing ever
https://fxtwitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1837163586507968680
fk no
THIS THE SHIT THAT CAN TURN YOUR PACEMAKER OFF
THIS THE SHIT THAT KILLED TUPAC

this shit straight outta caelid
Kys
they watered this with the blood of 36 dragons
symptoms are aggressiveness, yes
this shit ain't nothing to me man
This shit so nasty it killed a depraved perfumer at ten paces
I went deaf from having my ear to the streets for so long
the bugs are back
put the gun down young man
there's too much pussy out there to kill yourself

you know people that put 70 trillion tattoes on their characters face in video games, basically that

this is new how?
dyke tyson
SHE LOOKS LIKE A DARKTIDE CUSTOM CHARACTER
i judge a book by it's cover
how else are you supposed to judge a book 
by the caloric value it gives of while incinerated
well damn ivan
this fucks with my brain 
Read every book before judging it 
that way I can make scathing reviews

I FORGOT I HAD THIS MOD ON IM ACTUALLY CRYING RN NEWFBHRYGVQWTECDHTYEDRWFYCGE

She’s using a laser pistol, he’s going to get a mild sunburn
interesting
rage , hatred , fury which simply cannot be measured
Nah
Depends on the recipe
my grandma shredded chicken with macaroni 2 days ago
she filled a potato gun with pasta like some uberitalian shotgun?

Wasnt vodka pasta a thing because the vodka creates a nice texture when cooking
anything's tasty with a sprinkling of entire bottle of vodka
true
Aged 30years lmao
wtf is this?

@solid mason (pwncaiks101) has been muted Forever for reason: Yeah enough with this weirdo image spam , post smth good or get lost
iedy, are you sure you want to re-mute the person for 1 day? (Previous time will be deleted and replaced with what you put in command, starting from now.)
@solid mason (pwncaiks101) has been muted for 1 day for reason: ****
Changed to 1 day
no more schizo posting
v
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i feel like gabe is one of the few people who straight up wouldn't bother with the whole check system
i don't think gabe has a twitter account
who said he wouldn't have one anyways
i see 3 accounts, two of which (including this one) are pretty obviously fake accounts
one that has stuff from 2017, and only 3 messages
so yeah, i dont think he has one either
if i get one more fucking election ad im gonna scrum
you on mobile?
Ayyyy I know this guy
He has a server full of queers
I got banned from there 
nah pc
adblocker plugin?
iv got the extension for chrome, but no plugin for discord, since i usually dont trust plugin shit for aps or downloading "adblocker" stuff
REwatching it definitely works better with this meme in mind
it would be fine if it were ANY OTHER FUCKING ADF
@solid mason
that's a risk nowadays you'll have to just accept that every fucking company, entity is going to suck you dry for your data
:/
i feel like he was just posting images of missing persons to see if anyone would notice
so uh, yeah, someone noticed
and apparently ytagebypass for tempermonkey
idk when i last configured that package but I haven't seen an ad in forever
marvels ability to pump out either messagy slop that is waaay to hammed in
or literally movie of the year, box office record setter, 10/10 review from basically fucking everyone with a brain
is very interesting
Getting ur data suckled is okay as long as it's being brokered to actual decent people, that's the thing
I'd rather have my data suckled by a known corporation instead of tai peng zhang lobotomy org
Still bad, but less bad
with marvel it don't matter anyways, their male leads are so metrosexual you can put a wig on them for the tradwife crowd
graphics card?
da
how much for
8k hrivnas
8,000 UAH (Ukrainian Hryvnia) :flag_ua: is equal to 192.54 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
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1080 or 1080ti?
no idea
1080

Exactly
I just ate
you fuck
is it used ?

cant make you that hungry
smells faintly of cheese and ammonia
its just watermelon
not what i meant you smart-ass
gag

recently found this random guy on youtube, he made a flamethrower thing but way way better
its like a single really strong flame, almost a jet and it blasts out at mach fuck
almost like a napalm shooter
wonder if I can post the link
not at all
but but
new
damn
naplam sticks to...
The full version of the MGS: Peace Walker Heiwa to Kazuhira no Blues English dub which was broadcast on 11/11/18 on Periscope.
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good deal but do you have a good enough psu
600w
should be enugh
The fact that this was written by fucking Kojima AND voiced by the ACTUAL VA's
I got no clue how he did it, or why
but its cool as hell
CGI 
Relatable
Porsche in 1945 
and mercedes
Snake is beating the shit out of kaz in the sauna and the slapping noises and grunts
make it worse
ENHANCED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES
HAHA
People yearn for Kaz’s burgers

@tidal trellis
sneeko
Hello
isnt that a parody gabe
yes
Snake made Kaz's Burgers clap
lol
The beatings intensified till morale imrpoved
Since that day the MSF and subsequently the Diamond Dogs view it as an honor to get beaten by the Boss
I am so full of watermemom
waterloupe
you are the whole watermelon?
How can you be full of it, how much did you had
one big slice
twink stomach
fat 🫵
literally me rn
78kg
they stol'd the bus
fatter than me so fat
⚖️ 201.0lb (pounds) is equal to 91.172kg (kilograms)
fat
we'll consider you almost lean since you're american
and 90 kgs is nothing for your kind
at uh hold on
I heard americans are born at 150pounds
⚖️ 80.0kg (kilograms) is equal to 176.37lb (pounds)
170.18CM
is the height so
according to BMI
quite over
thanks to the medication I named myself
📏 170.0cm (centimeters) is equal to 5.577ft (feet)
:/
chungerton junior
it's okay man you'll be the one to laugh when the famine hits
🙂
I'll be the first to go
😦
same height 59kg
I lost at least 20lbs being homeless so
sounds like you need to be homeless again
2015-16

fuck off
I know
fuckin turd
i love that bastard
he fucks
god bless steam family
god bless gabe newell
love that guy
he is really the best
whys that
@narrow lotus @lone cedar @inland jackal @fresh rose @flint jacinth
ill take 10 churchbells over one of those mfker screaming off the top of a tower
alo ljubavi
@lyric horizon
alo seronjeee
stojanee
❤️
sapunjas li macora
100jan
jeban

@inland jackal
there haven't been any angle grinder noises in my area
I miss those
whatre those bastards that scream from the towers of mordor called?
this guy is a lizard in my game
everytime he talks his tongue moves like a lizard
based
wife material
fk a hoe
or azzan
SHE FOR THE STREETS
both are correc
thats just depressing
https://youtu.be/YwbuaCkN9Zo?si=9nT4OuTSEfoXMAla @solar obsidian
I mena
it's athan
idc
ذ
idc
not da
we call it adan
or za
qatifi dialect
yea i also type it adan
we dont use ذ
ew
ZAMN
za hoe
you cold
well now i know the name of the shit i hate, lovely
HE COLD
unless youre a nigerian prince with 10 mil for me, stay outta my inbox
you could've said "I donno, everything is dark, cold and I am scared catcrying.jpg"
and turn it into a ARG
especially when you can kill the other participants when shit goes wrong
real
i bet .44
i won 4 times in less than a minute
big blind
people finished projects 
i love the bar vibe and poker in rdr2
aaaand i double my money
i wish there was cool venues to spend the money on
man if only this game wasn't abandoned
imagine more activities more guns and more shit in general
@flint jacinth
it's the only game where i wouldn't mind ubisoft slop levels of activities
chips and a (nar)can of coke
that aint funny?
fuck yall
3tree's
dont do that
Jokes emporium open at 9 to 6 monday through friday
its unfunny friday
Come on down to 3tree's Jokes Emporium today! ™️
i thought shit jokes fly today
clues in the name yeah
that or a sequel to Chained Together but we are all slaves
haven't played that one
The man himself
okaay
so the guy does the voice for John clark in OG Rainbowsix
https://youtu.be/83LXhVmGUIU?t=447 does the voice for the one who has red hair and shade
The sequel series to Burn-up! W.
Rio and the girls from Team Warrior are back and causing more chaos than ever in their attempts to fight crime.
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whatafak

also Paul Mercier, voice of Leon and others
Specter, SOCOM 2/3/CA
yes sir
sawn off to the cranium go!
can you do a close up finisher?
is that the bolter?
you stfu
whar
whar
looks minecraft-y...
Looks nothing like a bolter
shut
Pretty sure its a Winchester Repeater Volcanic which uses cartridge
There is a ejection port on top
yea
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the double action is nice but it hits nothing
josta called brainfart not funny since you are here
Dont threaten me with a good time
My honest reaction
Kinda weird they never add a speedloader for RDR2
This is all the characters voices I found in the online mode, not just the one I find this on single player.
This is a remake video where plierr uploads voices from Socom 3/CA earlier, now this is a newer version of this, you might like this one better than old one because you might hear interesting voices from the characters where plierr didn...
flintlock would go hard
The closest you get to a musket is the Springfield Rifle in RDR2
awful
Use Lematt
Funny shotgun pistol
what
real men just use the cattleman the entire game
Nota, you play Rust?
You never know Lematt has a shotgun barrel?
every time someone compares the shitty ass gyrojet to a bolter, a historical and rare weapon gets bubba'd
wtf is a lematt
20 seconds in
doubled my money
aight im on chapter 4
Spoiler 
done like 2 missions
lemat my beloved
I now have a relic grade heavy bolter. Time to throw it in storage and go back to the multi-melta
french cap and ball revolver that also had an underbarrel 16-20 gauge shotgun underneath it
The LeMat revolver was a .42 or .36 caliber cap & ball black powder revolver invented by Jean Alexandre LeMat of France, which featured an unusual secondary 16 to 20 gauge smooth-bore barrel capable of firing buckshot. It saw service with the armed forces of the Confederate States of America during the American Civil War of 1861–1865 and the Arm...
hard
Did you do Angelo Man of Honor
Its unlocked after that mission
like the second mission in chapter 4

thats depressing
I understand your point and ignore it
rocket ball = bolter round

So I maxed out Heavy and Tactical. Should I go for Bulwark or Sniper yet? Saving the worst class for last.
is he alright
Who speaks the language of Russian
sralna
What does this translate to
#🚽сральня🚽
babylon
my ocean
what I said
dont need ruskis
It's a banger
vavilon 
Thanks
ew stalcraft

gn
That's where I heard the song lol
But I can't find it on YouTube lol
why are you coping so hard? What's the deal with comparing meme rocket gun with fantasy gun?
try assault or bulwark, but honestly, tactical and heavy are the 2 best classes as of right now, what with the whole melta thing, and the fact that melee is fucking AWFUL in higher difficulty
fall and winter are the only 2 seasons worth existing in
exactly
Did you see him or was this someone else
U know
in reality we dont miss old minecraft
we miss being kids without a care in the world
I miss both
@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow @coarse bear @shell venture @inland jackal @lone cedar @sage rover @frail scaffold @pale ingot @fresh rose
me omw to ping half the earth
b4 half the earth otw to you...
@storm stream
Hi! 
yes
hey there, srgt 
@solar obsidian hey sexy pants

what did he mean by this
have you seen the movie?
no
really? u havent seen t2?
today is friday in california
hi twink
don't watch many movies
no it didn't
yes it has
its 1:10
Gn debil
gngn
@grizzled meadow
oh.
Imagine if Caesar actually was this astoundingly petty
your still a twink
ive seen this its so fire
We’re never going to get more Emperor TTS and that makes me sad
good night twink
BRUH
it's starting to die
keeps addressing it
Hey everyone, how is Shart Shaturday going for you guys?
gambling
i want my powder gangmentarii mod now
Or the Legion Ants
"The geckos I sent to take control of goodsprings water source? All dead"
It’s okay, that flamethrower has absolute garbage damage. Probably didn’t even melt bro’s paint.
hi @river zealot
my robot frumentarii that comprises of one very handy robot gone his tracking chip has been removed months of assembly coding wasted
it's true cause i don't know any words on the right
hiiii :3
GUH

The fish is displeased by this turn of events
mild inconvenience
hiiii @edgy abyss
Twink show
How are you?
it is not!
meh
what's wrong?
❌ claims not factual
biggest cope i've seen on this server thus far
I mean overall I'm still happy and doing well. I just had my haircut forcefully not long ago, which I kept long intentionally for a while, which has me relatively upset but otherwise I'm still fine
why does this exist
hows it goin mr paramedic
Forcefully?

yes
why?
did they shave you bald while you slept
like social pressure because pakistan?
why not
or literally held down buzzcut army style?
stop using google translate
whats the hardest subject ur studying rn
I was just harassed by my parents endlessly to do so, no matter what I'd say they wouldn't get off my back and it lead to that. Suffice to say, I'm still peeved
and don't like looking in the mirror
still a dumb nickname
dumb enough for you to look into it
Hardest? None really, we're still in basics since it's the first month and all.
But what I do have to do is memorize 12pages of resuscitation information.
Basically the ABCDE algorithm


I haven't shaved my dome in a good while, I should do that again
what do you use instead if I may ask
I miss my long hair 😭
wear a wig 
yandex translate
i have uncombed long hair
won't even have to style it then

i get told i look like a caveman on the daily
can't justify wig purchase

im starting to get natural dreads
Translation: I hate taking showers
no hes right though

it's very straight and oily so it gets tangled up really fast
the clumped up parts dont get washed right
dreads require curly hair, right?
even in the shower
nope
so you end up with stinky hair
no stupid i shower
@shell venture stinky head
i just don't comb my hair
im gonna shave u bald
im removing it anyways so i said fuck combing and untantangling it
so that's why it's fucked
i do dig the caveman look
untamed beard and hair
heavy eyebags
hard
ok pebblebag
Idk it's you who choose to pick it as your pfp
It was a good pfp till busy damaged that form
hippie
hard
this the shit you see a random passerby rocking in cp2077
neon pink with flames on it or something
dave grohl looking mf
gem
i was enjoying my long hair until i replayed hotline miami 2
i thought: " damn i really look like this mfer"

gonna remove it and leave the beard
Bird

man i miss my fur noodles
lil goobers
Almost forgot to put my shaver on charge
whoops
who tf cares
and why do you announce this?
you like telling men that you shave...?
You just cared 
You shave? 
Yes
Twunk
Mood
damn mods posting cropped porn
Well this one works
U know, light mode ain't half bad.
But it gets brighter and brighter every minute 
You "copy text" not "copy link" when it comes to tenor gifs

Ye, but you can't do that on a phone
good to know
scav mosin
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I fucking hate rust
The video game or actual rust?
Game
and 




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