🎪bruh-fart

[copper stag]

Fucj

[slender rock]

eh?

[potent hamlet]

Holy shit I got really spooked

[copper stag]

Ggggg

[final cedar]

why does this go so hard

[potent hamlet]

Im watching Adult VHS - Campfire Stories and Zach at one point makes the same noise of breathing that appears in FNAF

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/917783218059616386.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[upper shore]

Akira Yamoka makes me hard

[potent hamlet]

And I was thinking about Golden Freddy pose

[potent hamlet]

Akira Yamaoka makes really really good music

[upper shore]

I fucking mispelt his name didn't I

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[upper shore]

Fuck it

[potent hamlet]

I wrote it correctly cuz I wrote it so many times it's like normal to me

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/730276046687043626.gif

[potent hamlet]

True Marine

[potent hamlet]

It reminds me of them witch military girls

[inland jackal]

@warped crown

[copper stag]

Anyone here over the age of 25

Honestly I've love drinking, I never want to stop

[warped crown]

🐸

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/938495310173454387.gif

[copper stag]

BBC

[magic tartan]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/lYwJLFxChjQsB3S0bf2pH3xOG8F-qdf2dQqOmZLUEZs/%3Fsize%3D256/https/cdn.discordapp.com/guilds/912320241713958912/users/345512438147448833/avatars/a_a339ac39fbbd461c89e76994ec5eaaf6.gif

hello chat

[final cedar]

bring back clinton

[gleaming grove]

Flop

[magic tartan]

ZAMN kys

[warped crown]

I've been in a relationship with a british person for a year, I drink nothing but water and tea now

[final rose]

either really good or really bad

[gleaming grove]

Good kind of person

[final rose]

we will never know

[toxic sundial]

Home made suppressor the feds are coming

[warped crown]

Tea with milk is yum

[gleaming grove]

Mock suppressor

[gleaming grove]

My man dab me up

[magic tartan]

that shit gonna blow after using once

[gleaming grove]

[magic tartan]

don't ask how do i know

[copper stag]

What's her pussy like

[upper shore]

+On hit: 5 seconds of poison damage from kidney stones

[toxic sundial]

Tell that to the squad kicking down your door

[warped crown]

He's a guy

[gleaming grove]

If you dont say anything they will never find out

Easy as is

[copper stag]

Abd?

[copper stag]

Boy pussy

[warped crown]

Not tried yet

[upper shore]

What do you mean "yet"?

[austere crater]

The way she holds the cig

[magic tartan]

thats a dude

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-sopranos-chair-ghost-gif-20349559

[austere crater]

Like the 13 year olds at my School back then

[copper stag]

Hol up

[upper shore]

Stay in drugs, don't do veggies and eat your school

[copper stag]

Have sex with retarded kids

Lololololol

[magic tartan]

wtf bruh

[copper stag]

Kill yourself

[austere crater]

Should have just went to sleep

[copper stag]

Zoomer

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/darius-nfs-need-for-speed-pov-im-grabbing-your-nuts-and-ripping-them-off-need-for-speed-carbon-gif-27309230

[copper stag]

God I wish

Sorry ok drunk as fucj

[upper shore]

aha

[warped crown]

You should go to beb

[copper stag]

I wanna fuck yoy

Spread that pussy

[upper shore]

brainfart doing excellent tonight

[toxic sundial]

[chilly birch]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-16704157274113773062

[austere crater]

I guess its still unfunny

But its brainfart

[toxic sundial]

[chilly birch]

I'm either always wearing sunglasses or leaning against a wall because i'm cool (My eyes have bags and my back hurts)

[magic tartan]

thats a lot to do to

[gleaming grove]

AWH HELL NO

[upper shore]

AHAHAHAH

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[chilly birch]

https://tenor.com/view/auvev-cocaine-drugs-anime-gif-22348916

[copper stag]

I love bbc

[magic tartan]

ofc you do

[copper stag]

Call me ugly

[potent hamlet]

Found it

[warped crown]

https://tenor.com/view/bbc-bbc-news-bbc-breaking-bbc-breaking-news-bbc-breaking-sting-gif-16529711217442291571

[austere crater]

Ugly

[copper stag]

Tha k you

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ruby-hoshino-oshi-no-ko-onk-oshi-no-ko-season-2-ruby-gif-14001753249476016037

[austere crater]

Always a pleasure

[potent hamlet]

https://x.com/MamonoGang/status/1819582111545737399?t=Uabk5aTszBSSQOIAXpV2hw&s=19

MonsterGirlTime (@MamonoGang) on X

I can't hate the French knowing they made this, she be drinking that fire water.

Twitter · Aug 3, 2024, 3:52 AM

[potent hamlet]

This is what I fw

[copper stag]

Honestly if you 18-23 I wanna tell you nothing matters

[upper shore]

Fun fact: the large eyes are fake

[copper stag]

The tests

Nothing matters

[potent hamlet]

I wanna be a military witch

[copper stag]

Just drink

[gleaming grove]

Look at this chump

[copper stag]

As much as you can

[austere crater]

[gleaming grove]

Mf just sits all days

[warped crown]

Put this guy to bed

[copper stag]

I'm 28 and drink 24/7 whole jerking off to hentai

[chilly birch]

Français mentionné!! Qu’est-ce que c’est qu’un bain!!

[austere crater]

You sound really happy about it

[copper stag]

Honestly the older I get the less I care

[austere crater]

I guess its really fulfilling

[warped crown]

Mama ain't lied when she said rum rots ya brain

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner-2049-gif-7993237219332977809

[copper stag]

Na I was already retard

Is it true retard is a. Slur form zoooooners

Retard

Retard

Reatrd

Reyard

[upper shore]

This is the worst bar ever. Where's the crack?

[toxic sundial]

Not a slur but it's rude

[toxic sundial]

Allowed here because you people deserve it lmao

[potent hamlet]

Rum really rots your brain, my bf had to carry me around like a potato sack

[upper shore]

Yeah whatever not- oh shit I'm sorry

[toxic sundial]

You gotta delete this pic bro it ain't even me

[fading shuttle]

larper

[copper stag]

Car

[potent hamlet]

SAD Operator

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790559768916918272/1225548332232081440/caption-4.gif

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/dodgeball-loser-fat-super-fat-couch-potato-gif-3413107

[warped crown]

I've been drinking once with my classmates, me and a girl had about the same to drink but I had to put her on an ambulance while I went out fine without a hangover. The difference is I'm 6' while she's a head shorter and thinner

Mead, jagermeister and aperol were NOT a good mix

[copper stag]

Destertttff

[austere crater]

[warped crown]

Separately, not in the same glass lol

[austere crater]

Germans are built different

Im 100% Sure youre german

[warped crown]

Slovak

[copper stag]

I am white but black on the inside

[austere crater]

Oh lol

[warped crown]

Mead is pretty good

[austere crater]

Jäger isnt

[copper stag]

Being drink is great

[austere crater]

I hate that we created it

I hate herbs

[copper stag]

The cure to

Anxiety

Depressing

[warped crown]

I'm fruity as fuck so I enjoy sweeter stuff than drinks that scrape your throat like a motherfucker

[warped crown]

Eh I prefer rawdogging life and taking on good habits while shedding the bad

[upper shore]

Drinking shitty beer is a psyop to get people to buy shitty cheap piss beer

[warped crown]

FUCK BEER

On god

[upper shore]

Fruity drinks are manly. Cowboys loved that shit. You think they went to bars to drink piss?

[warped crown]

Beer drinkers when their booze doesn't taste like piss

[upper shore]

Here's an idea. Dark chocolate beer. Get a Dragon's Milk stout and mix it with an espresso. Fucking slaps.

[austere crater]

I dont even drink beer but that hurt my soul

[upper shore]

Why is this hurting your soul

[slender rock]

also tats aren't blurred out either

[warped crown]

Interesting, although I'm not a coffee person

[slender rock]

can be id

breaks OPsec

SHUT IT DOWN

[austere crater]

I just heard beer and espresso, become a witch if you wanna make poison

[upper shore]

You are simply not ready for my spells.

[warped crown]

I should try a pina colada

[copper stag]

Be alone for 10 years

[warped crown]

I'm in a relationship tho

[potent hamlet]

Jäger with red bull is pretty good

[austere crater]

Break up, conor told you to be alone for 10 years

[upper shore]

He is saying you'd be highly likely to partake in drinking and would not have as much care for good habits if you were hopeless, alone, and nihilistically waiting for the sweet release of death.

[warped crown]

Had I no restraint I'd ramble on about how much I love them constantly

[austere crater]

Did you drink it yesterday?

[slender rock]

what are ya a fuckin normie?

[potent hamlet]

No I didn't

[warped crown]

I'm bi, of course not

[austere crater]

Would have explained the vomiting tho

[potent hamlet]

I had something worse

[austere crater]

Like red Bull is the only thing with enough sugar that i can drink 20/80 mixes

[potent hamlet]

Fucking beer and rum

[austere crater]

Thats alright

[potent hamlet]

It was awful

[austere crater]

We sell beer mixed with vodka here

[warped crown]

Ugh

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/hwndu-get-off-my-stream-normie-get-off-my-stream-normie-rree-gif-20363912

[warped crown]

Look at me I can't sit on chairs

[gleaming grove]

Cooking pot of ramen and sit down for a game night was a huge mood

[potent hamlet]

I remember the alcohol flavor mixed with beer and how I blacked out from there

[slender rock]

that was mac in cheese

[warped crown]

Yeah

[slender rock]

not ramen

[gleaming grove]

Ramen the same

[upper shore]

"Was"? Oh no... brother I am sorry.

[slender rock]

bro it is not the same

😠

[potent hamlet]

I'm making fucking Mac and Cheese

[upper shore]

GENTLEMEN! Gentlemen. Let's agree, to things easily cooked in a pot. Yes?

[austere crater]

Only thing that can maybe save you once you went too far is McDonalds and water

[warped crown]

Look at moth

[slender rock]

.... yes

[upper shore]

I used to love playing with these fuckers. Them and jumping spiders. Good friends.

[copper stag]

What's her pussy like

[austere crater]

Im pretty sure i was only able to not vomit somtimes just because i ate 3 bigmacs

[slender rock]

conor, shut the fuck up please

[austere crater]

No

[upper shore]

Conor, go drink honey and go to bed.

[copper stag]

Kill yourself and blame me so I have done something worthwhile in my life

[slender rock]

if you can't handle your booze turn off the fucking internet and go to bed

[upper shore]

Well you can't really blame someone for killing your self. That's kinda the point of suicide is the lack of assistance.

[potent hamlet]

When I got home I started drinking so much water it's absurd

[warped crown]

I'll make sure to ramble on about my sex life when I get the chance

[potent hamlet]

Watch The Whale

[austere crater]

Have you tried to just actually do something besides asking questions like you do

[slender rock]

Auto biography type of beat i guess?

[upper shore]

Guards, this ninja has lost his composure. Take his booze away.

[slender rock]

but using the worse font ever...

[warped crown]

"The bussy was quite immaculate indeed"

[slender rock]

in impact 35 font

lol

[warped crown]

Doctor's writing, got it

[austere crater]

It will help against the Hangover but i also had the experience that when i drink too much water without food i will just throw up because im too full, even when it helps the first moment

[potent hamlet]

I mean, even I don't share my sexual life, I just say I was with my bf, but it's doesn't necessarily means I'm having intercourse lmao

[toxic sundial]

Buh

[slender rock]

do they even have that as a cleartext

brb

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, that's why I also ate

[potent hamlet]

So a lot of food and water so when i vomit, I'm not that dehydrated, and then more water

And now I'm good

[upper shore]

Why have sex when I can die alone and hopefully let the human race fizzle out instead

https://tenor.com/view/rust-cohle-true-detective-gif-14130984963604680945

[austere crater]

There are enough 45iq guys who will make 3 Babies for every baby we dont make

[potent hamlet]

I'm getting nausea when I move a lot, but it's better than being all hangover

[upper shore]

...our species
should belay reproducing itself—immediately brings to mind a cast of
characters from theological history known as Gnostics. The Gnostic sect
of the Cathari in twelfth-century France were so tenacious in believing
the world to be an evil place engendered by an evil deity that its
members were offered a dual ultimatum: sexual abstinence or sodomy.
(A similar sect in Bulgaria, the Bogomils, became the etymological
origin of the term “buggery” for their practice of this mode of erotic
release.

[warped crown]

Literally the plot of Idiocracy

[potent hamlet]

I'll never mix beer and stuff again

[austere crater]

Havent watched it yet, heared its good

[fading shuttle]

bulgaria mentioned

[pastel quartz]

guten morgen

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-bulgaria-scream-if-you-scream-if-scream-scream-bulgaria-gif-17302763914499349828

[glad carbon]

hiii @warped crown

[warped crown]

Haiiii

[pastel quartz]

I hate bulgaria

ROMANIA SUPREMACY

https://tenor.com/view/romania-chad-giga-chad-gif-26201889

[potent hamlet]

Shit

Wrong meme

[slender rock]

Que?

[potent hamlet]

Very funny tho

[toxic sundial]

Doomerism

[slender rock]

🧌

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/viktor-tsoy-tsoy-ahaha-hehe-haha-gif-11973491

Guilty as charged.

[glad carbon]

:3

[warped crown]

:3<

[potent hamlet]

The Great Siege Of Malta be like

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sponge-jumpscare-scared-what-gif-6257162990672816180

[potent hamlet]

I'm sorry

[gleaming grove]

No

Ramen Birria

[potent hamlet]

I have to do it

[potent hamlet]

I have to bring the deadly weapon

[gleaming grove]

deadly weapon?

you mean

la chancla?

[copper stag]

@upper shore I'll

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/905318315596054579.gif

[mellow hemlock]

guys it's not friday

[upper shore]

You're right it's MOTHERFUCKING SATURDAY

[dreamy flax]

📚 Stockings

The Sexiest thing A Woman can wear.

Not to be confused with Pantyhose, Tights, or [Leggins]; Stocking start at the toes and continue up to the thigh. There are basically 2 types; Thigh High Stay Ups (have a built in [elastic band] to "stay up") and true Stockings. True stocking are normally 100% nylon or silk with no elastic bands. They require a [Garter Belt] to keep them in place.

Stocking are usually worn with a skirt and provide the ultimate tease to men when they get a glimse of the tops.

[narrow lotus]

[final rose]

learning with iedy

[copper stag]

I wanna have. A pusyy

[green schooner]

They are what Madi wore

In other times

[naive bison]

where's jetstream sam

where's virgil

[ruby minnow]

RAHHHH 🦅 🇺🇸

[naive bison]

1 retard tribal coming right up

[slender rock]

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

[naive bison]

sir where's your nearest self-destruct console

[slender rock]

its inside me

I ATE THE CONTROL PANEL

[naive bison]

https://vxtwitter.com/findareaction/status/1580902944782045185

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge found the idiots shootin last night

[toxic sundial]

Bros who only ever play vibeo games find out shooting ain't so easy, classic

[slender rock]

stupid fuck pulled each time throwing what little aim there was

Weaver stance is best

[toxic sundial]

First shot he punched trigger and missed left and down, which is normal for even regular shooters, but bro didn't comp for any of the recoil and never brought the sight back into picture

[slender rock]

spray and pray type of idiot

[toxic sundial]

Mainly because he's one handed throwing the pistol forward lmao

[flint jacinth]

acc debuff from melanin

[naive bison]

that is crazy

[flint jacinth]

i know its like 70%

[toxic sundial]

Real, I'm also noticing he's almost firing before the weapon is even up properly, potentially hitting the floor on that first shot

Obviously he's not aiming but bro isn't even point shooting

Just wildly throwing shots down range

Smh

[slender rock]

I hope the range charged them extra for damages to the concrete

[toxic sundial]

I'm gonna assume each white line on the floor is 5 yards so he's about 17-18 ish yards away maybe

[slender rock]

stealing this

[toxic sundial]

Could be a full 20

So a pretty good distance most people would struggle

But even a beginner who's actually trying should get atleast some shots inside a 1/3rd silhouette

Down and to the left a lot is pretty normal

[toxic sundial]

Why did you have to post this everytime I watch it it gets worse

[mellow hemlock]

\

[toxic sundial]

I'm going to be on this for the next hour

[warped crown]

I got about 72% accuracy on my first time at a range

[toxic sundial]

At what range

And with what gun

[fluid epoch]

Let's goon

[warped crown]

UZI and CZ-75

About.... 15 meters?

[toxic sundial]

The common test around here is 50 bullets, each being worth 0-2 points so scored out of 100, and a mix of shooting from 1 to 20 yards away

My last go around with a subcompact .40 I got a 91

[toxic sundial]

I need an Uzi

[warped crown]

It was rented from the range, the trip was a birthday gift lel

But I learned two things there

One: stocks are awesome
Two: UZI irons suck

[eager igloo]

Buge

[eager igloo]

Have gey sex

[upper shore]

This is literally a proposed solution by the Gnostics

[toxic sundial]

Idk what Uzi irons look like, were they aperture or open

[eager igloo]

My next setup

[final cedar]

I remember the first time shooting a pistol while in army training, was surprised how light the trigger was and fired off 5 shots in 2 seconds
Instruction said something like "dude are you serious" and I thought I goofed - all were in the 9 ring

[warped crown]

Aperture

[glad carbon]

:V

[final cedar]

I just played it cool, all as intended

[glad carbon]

tarkov just added the uzi

[toxic sundial]

I'd probably like them, I don't like open irons much

[glad carbon]

and irons are as bad as the irl ones

:D

cannot see jack shit

[toxic sundial]

Also personally I can't stand AK irons

Just

Everything about them

[eager igloo]

Or just cut your balls off idk brah

[toxic sundial]

lmao what gun

[final cedar]

glock 17

[toxic sundial]

I'm used to bad Glock triggers so I have to try hard to get in the time window

[toxic sundial]

Oh damn

[final cedar]

I had no control whatsoever

pure luck

[toxic sundial]

On my test I literally only lose points on the 20 yard shots

It's 6 shots from the 15 and 4 from the 20 and I almost always hit B zone

And only get 1 point

[dreamy flax]

📏 20.0yd (yards) is equal to 18.288m (meters)

[final cedar]

that's pretty far

I tend to shoot 15m ranges for pistol

[toxic sundial]

For pistol yeah

150m shot with rifle ezpz

15m shot with pistol

[final cedar]

think I can mount a 4x scope on a pistol?

[toxic sundial]

They make really obnoxious competition revolvers with scopes

[final rose]

might as well add a vertical grip

[final cedar]

One thing I just remembered, should I get some 55gr aluminum bullets for my 7.62x25?

[toxic sundial]

Just don't shoot 7.62x25

[final cedar]

it's so fun man

I usually load 85gr to something like 1600fps if the range chrono is trustworthy, so 55gr would probably pass 2000fps

[toxic sundial]

Yeah I've heard tokarevs are zippy little guns

Wait is PSA still selling Chinese ones

[final cedar]

yuck

[toxic sundial]

Yes they are lmao

[final cedar]

have you ever seen aluminum ammo? I never heard of it

[toxic sundial]

THE PSA 350$ CHINESE TOKAREV

[slender rock]

😮

hmm

[final cedar]

[toxic sundial]

Zero reviews

[narrow lotus]

[final cedar]

spend 50$ more to get a Zastava

[toxic sundial]

No how else am I gonna save 50$

[narrow lotus]

[dreamy flax]

@copper stag (conor96) has been muted for 3 days for reason: Low tier shitposter , post smth good or gtfo

[slender rock]

knew it was coming too

Iedy

[thin trench]

Iedy

Hi

[toxic sundial]

Everytime too

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/red-bird-gif-22559030

[toxic sundial]

I need to start betting

[final cedar]

muted for not posting good memes
can't post because muted

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to blurredlogic916

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[slender rock]

?

[final cedar]

it's so funny

[thin trench]

[slender rock]

what is?

[final cedar]

is that your face on the rock?

[slender rock]

no

[final cedar]

oh

less funny but still

[eager igloo]

Minecraft movie if it was good

[thin trench]

Wtf is that?

[toxic sundial]

[thin trench]

Bread ?

[slender rock]

Blender cube

[thin trench]

BLENDER CUBE

[naive bison]

naaauuur what is this payday 2 build

[final cedar]

if you used your face for the texture it'd be a god tier meme

[toxic sundial]

It vaguely reminds me of a confused Jackie Chan

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/blender-animation-cube-spin-animation-cube-spinning-gif-18263816197471954979

[toxic sundial]

You know that face he makes

[naive bison]

MUTE FOR NOT FUNNY

[toxic sundial]

Muted for not funny
The funny posts would get you banned

Smh

[eager igloo]

Mute for unfunny in my unfunnyfart?

[slender rock]

conor asked about guys gf's private bits that was a bit too far tbh

like bro

grow up

[toxic sundial]

What

[upper shore]

He sure did like saying "pussy" a lot.

[eager igloo]

Bruh

[toxic sundial]

I haven't been paying attention to chat I only got here when we started talking about guns

[slender rock]

nota there's your context

[toxic sundial]

but why

[upper shore]

He was drunk

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/529049541148934155/1286963028537114634/20240807_212946.jpg?ex=66efd138&is=66ee7fb8&hm=a5d268002add9e385971040c4dfb74354ab30d6a2a31c955e52809901fc65f46&=&format=webp&width=473&height=468

[slender rock]

can't handle is booze like an adult so

[naive bison]

4 dabloons

[toxic sundial]

I get drunk and come to chat too but still

Only just makes me want to fistfight iedy behind the bar alley

[slender rock]

are you retarded when you're drunk though

that's normal though

[wraith osprey]

this can be applyed to 100% of brainfart

[upper shore]

Raises hand

[toxic sundial]

No

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

based tho

[toxic sundial]

Last good cod

[toxic sundial]

||I haven't played a cod game in a decade anyways ||

[slender rock]

i haven't for fucking like........ 2 and half decades?

[gleaming grove]

TAKING IT IN

OVERDRIVE

[slender rock]

2013?

ish

almost

[granite talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lietuva-lithuania-lochas-ateik-prasau-gif-1486458743554378671

[slender rock]

por que

[quaint ore]

a wise man once said:
"Aik tu nachui"

https://tenor.com/view/kiesa-kas-yra-nx-blet-cyka-gif-18599973

[slender rock]

translator that i have as a plugin thinks that is maylay

😐

[eager igloo]

Real

[narrow lotus]

DA Veilguard lead dev is a trans person

IT MAKES SENSE NOW

[eager igloo]

What does?

[quaint ore]

Its lithuanian slang

Its literally "go fuck yourself"

[coarse bear]

But he's taking "unfunnyfart" to heart

[slender rock]

[crimson flame]

oh well

[toxic sundial]

oi kurwa

[dreamy flax]

@pastel quartz (ggman1396) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 hour to change your offensive pfp / about me / username to comply with #📄rules or get banned

[slender rock]

so that one is?

[coarse bear]

Guess what's bad and win a prize

[narrow lotus]

shit char design , ridiculous DEI inserts , the new trans surgery scars on your character on boobs etc or whatever

[solar obsidian]

gmod

[narrow lotus]

so bad

nobody asked for this

[slender rock]

no i mean which is that one belonging to

that pfp

[coarse bear]

Delight is tonight's biggest loser

[final cedar]

just ban him

[solar obsidian]

its just a pirate flag

[coarse bear]

Uh-oh

[slender rock]

idk

[coarse bear]

Doubly biggest loser

[solar obsidian]

he plays wt

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/w22J.gif

[solar obsidian]

my final answer

[coarse bear]

You win an inspiro 🤝

[final cedar]

conjecture

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/GWPX7rkrJx.jpg

[slender rock]

WT is a sin

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/YKemwqbGPr.jpg

[slender rock]

wait what?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-the-pet-collective-bird-silly-funny-gif-17896630

[eager igloo]

Welcome back, Strigoi

[solar obsidian]

Iedy likes lolis?

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/ITuR.gif

[eager igloo]

Don rember

[broken topaz]

[slender rock]

oh god

[solar obsidian]

very good meme

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/917783217703096331.webp

[slender rock]

okay I looked it up

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail

[slender rock]

Canadian?

wtf

[eager igloo]

Discord mod

[broken topaz]

Me listening to the drunk old man at the trainstation telling me about how he used to volunteer for troubled youth guidence charities and bang the female guidance counselors

And got swindled out of a small fortune in high value paintings by his brother

[slender rock]

heheh

hehehe

heehehehehe

[final cedar]

how old are female guidance counselors? is that a situation?

[narrow lotus]

[slender rock]

fluoxetine hydrochloride

[narrow lotus]

actually good question but to be a coucnilor at least here you must be a teacher or shit

so over 18 anyway

[final cedar]

probably

[broken topaz]

They're adults

[final cedar]

[broken topaz]

Professionals with years of experience

He was 17 tho

Basically an intern volunteer

[narrow lotus]

[final cedar]

[narrow lotus]

damn

[broken topaz]

But its germany

So

[final cedar]

[broken topaz]

He called me good looking and we talked for a while cause my train was delayed for like an hour

[final cedar]

teacher banging his female student:

male student banging his teacher:

[slender rock]

jesus christ guys

[final cedar]

weird innit?

[slender rock]

mhm

[broken topaz]

Society

[final cedar]

position of power etc

[narrow lotus]

it's just how it is , same way a male 19 year old bangs a 17 year old , he is seen as a pedo

but a 25 woman banging a 17 year old is seen as a W for the teenager

[slender rock]

trauma for him

[narrow lotus]

Honestly, being 25 and going for 17-18 year olds is a bit desperate but thats just my opinion

[slender rock]

it's still pedophilic

[broken topaz]

atleast in some places that perception is changing a bit

and its also seen as more problematic

thank god

[slender rock]

^

[solar obsidian]

yeah, if i was 17 and banged a 25 chick, i'd be traumatized for life 😔

[narrow lotus]

i would literally end myself

such trauma

[final cedar]

people under 25 are completely unbearable to be around so I couldn't imagine either way

[solar obsidian]

i wanna kms by just thinking about it

[quaint ore]

Mfs trying to will a 25 yr old big tiddy chick into existence

[slender rock]

it skew the idea of intmate relationships and ruin perception of women to some degree

[broken topaz]

real

[solar obsidian]

ok, gramps

[final cedar]

like think about some female high school teacher banging a 18 year old male student and he goes "SKIBIDI TOILET" mid intercourse

[slender rock]

people in general

[narrow lotus]

[solar obsidian]

rizzler

[quaint ore]

This entire sentence is a crime against humanity

[granite talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1281568513613631488/attachment-5-1.gif

[slender rock]

age doesn't exactly match some people can be in their 30s 50s and be fucking unbearable to be around

so

[final cedar]

people in general

[slender rock]

level of mental maturity rather

[final cedar]

[slender rock]

yes

[quaint ore]

I would not wanna be around 99% of social media commentors

[final cedar]

cause they be bots

[upper shore]

rule 593: hate all people and yourself. self-isolate. drive car off cliff

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-james-sunderland-silent-hill2-gif-18479645

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-drive-flip-gif-5480671772097000575

yea i drive

[narrow lotus]

having a job where you literally have to talk must be exahusting , i think most when they get home they dont say a fucking word lol

[broken topaz]

I saw some old dude yesterday

drive the tiniest Renault

[narrow lotus]

What the Twingo

[broken topaz]

no smaller

and older

[narrow lotus]

the 1 seater

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/708747950523678753.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[narrow lotus]

Twizy

https://tenor.com/view/donjeur-electric-electric-car-twizy-renault-gif-16166186

[broken topaz]

Wait no im regarded

it wasnt a renault

wait yes it was

renault R4

from the 80s

i guess its not that small

but compared to modern cars it looked tiny

and i was much taller than it too

[granite talon]

https://tenor.com/view/labadiena-laba-diena-damos-merginos-gif-25615057

[slender rock]

it's okay cori, you have just a single braincell playing pong inside your skull

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/p-ong-gif-21099491

[broken topaz]

yea

[fluid epoch]

Goon hours teehee

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/dogebonk-crypto-no-horni-no-horny-doge-gif-24011721

[stone blade]

ok

its 12

time to get me a monster

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/782253442205745172/1248586622941921320/innos.gif

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-gif-17262186576862654398

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus teams on my phone blows up

cuz people spam in the chats on a saturday

BLYAAA PULA MEA MORTII MATIII

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-crazy-going-hysterical-freaking-gif-13250524

[glad carbon]

hiii :3

[broken topaz]

Haiii frotter

🦦

[glad carbon]

🦦 🦦

frotters

[stone blade]

Bulgaria: one of the poorest eu countries

and theres a scatpack outside

[glad carbon]

hows ur day going cori :3

[stone blade]

[glad carbon]

its poor so thats why people with money move there

[broken topaz]

making lunch

[glad carbon]

revitalize the economy or some shit

[glad carbon]

gae lunch

[fresh rose]

Uh

That also causes inflation

[glad carbon]

wym theres only so much USD in circulation

we're just moving our inflation to romania

and bulgaria

[granite talon]

Average morning mirror experience

[slender rock]

yes

just nurturing the self-hatred

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/642371481572999189.gif

[final cedar]

bet he works import/export business

[fluid epoch]

I miss my scatty so much

[glad carbon]

hiiii @final cedar

[tidal trellis]

I'm awake, hello people

[slender rock]

okay well

the person who gifted me nitro didn't fucking accept it

😐

I said I spot him a month back so

h

[slender rock]

hi twink

[glad carbon]

gm flop

[tidal trellis]

BRUH I just woke up!

[narrow lotus]

@storm thunder @heavy peak @grizzled meadow

Tagged the wrong falco

How is this possible

[slender rock]

so

WAKE UP

[tidal trellis]

I am already awake!!

[slender rock]

WAKE UP MORE

[tidal trellis]

How does one wake up more!!!

[slender rock]

yes

[tidal trellis]

Bru-

I'm not gonna even

[glad carbon]

caffine

[broken topaz]

what is gae lunch

[glad carbon]

lunch but gae

[broken topaz]

Im eating a foot long

and drinking monster

[glad carbon]

impressive

[tidal trellis]

I'm about to have caffeine from tea so

[glad carbon]

what flavor monster

[tidal trellis]

🤷‍♂️

[broken topaz]

have a guess

[glad carbon]

white

[broken topaz]

wrong

its pink

[glad carbon]

makes sense

best flavor

well tbh

the pineapple one is nice too

gold one

hiiii @solar obsidian

❤️

[solar obsidian]

monster

[broken topaz]

yum yum

[tidal trellis]

But of course

[broken topaz]

slowly poisoning my body

[tidal trellis]

You'd pick pink monster

[broken topaz]

its the yummiest

[slender rock]

Mango Fiesta

[final cedar]

what

[slender rock]

I was gifted nitro, from another community, I said I'd spot him back one after mine expires

he let it lapse

bruh

[tidal trellis]

Breakfast time

Favorite part of the day

[granite talon]

https://tenor.com/view/sopa-gif-27611831

[slender rock]

my favorite part of the day when it ends, and it's dark and quiet

🙂

[tidal trellis]

Thats also cool

I prefer night

[glad carbon]

what monster should I get

[granite talon]

none

[broken topaz]

water

[granite talon]

exactly

[glad carbon]

I already have water

[granite talon]

Then drink it

[broken topaz]

i cant encourage you to put harmful stuff in your body

so drink water

but get pink if you are gonna get monster

or pacific punch

[granite talon]

You ruined it

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/owo-love-cat-meow-heart-gif-4559932780455511834

[granite talon]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-kiss-emoji-lips-emoji-smiley-emoji-i-hate-you-people-so-fucking-much-oh-my-god-please-get-your-shit-together-gif-22583636

[glad carbon]

pipeline punch? okay

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-gif-18240238

[broken topaz]

pipeline punch is pink

pacific punch

is like a a

beige thingy

[tidal trellis]

He's rotting you know

[granite talon]

I once had 6 energy drinks in the span of less than an hour

I've had heart issues since then and I'm pretty sure my heart will never recover

[warped crown]

Whenever I look in this chat it's either depression, retardation or someone getting clowned on

[broken topaz]

well dont drink 6 in a row

[granite talon]

I'd do it again

[broken topaz]

There is a maximum daily dose of caffeine

which you well exceeded with that

[broken topaz]

fair enough

i respect it

you do you king

[granite talon]

Just don't end up like me

[glad carbon]

400

[broken topaz]

400 what

[glad carbon]

mg

[granite talon]

My cause of death will likely be a heart attack

[glad carbon]

g

[visual stirrup]

Can't wait for someone to be dragged to The Hague for depicting their enemy as a soyjak

[glad carbon]

idk

400 somethings

[broken topaz]

I definitely exceeded 400mg before

[glad carbon]

400 is the soft limit

ie youre not really recommended to go beyond that

[wraith osprey]

the rot consumes us all,
twink

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-blue-jays-george-springer-blue-jays-catch-dive-catch-gif-16630267136451969060

[glad carbon]

i think its like 100mg/l of blood

[granite talon]

It's still pinned

silly

[slender rock]

if the pin was pulled

[broken topaz]

if you drink enough monster

does your blood become an energy drink

[tidal trellis]

I'm gonna make sure u rot first

[slender rock]

I know, buddy wanted a nade

[glad carbon]

enough of it becomes caffinated which kills ur heart

[slender rock]

you pass nade to each other like this 😄

[broken topaz]

Would vampires seek out energy drink addicts to get that extra kick from their blood?

[slender rock]

chaotic

[slender rock]

yes

[visual stirrup]

By Vampire: Masquerade rules, no
The blood of the most healthy humans is the most desirable

[broken topaz]

[wraith osprey]

how?
with what strength?
with what army?
didn't I ask you this before?
i'm feeling deja vu

[broken topaz]

Do vampires get aids

if they drink infected blood

[slender rock]

lol

[broken topaz]

in vampire the masquerade rules

@visual stirrup

[visual stirrup]

I don't think so

[broken topaz]

interesting

[slender rock]

getting sucked one way or another man

lol

[slender rock]

laugh

[broken topaz]

both at the same time

[wraith osprey]

I did indeed

[slender rock]

only form of intimacy for some even if it's their last perhaps

[tidal trellis]

Sulphuric acid

Simple

[slender rock]

that's a warcrime floppers

[glad carbon]

seet potato

[tidal trellis]

Oh.

Nevermind then

[broken topaz]

i got reminded of suavemente ganon

and found this

[wraith osprey]

A favorite for the melanated individual
but i doubt you can hold the bucket

[broken topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGDR4AOIp3g

lore accurate ganon fight

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/common-rain-frog-frog-in-train-frog-looking-out-train-window-for-len-from-nic-cuz-we-couldnt-find-this-as-a-gif-alrdy-gif-3679557726432238120

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/saber-burger-borg-fate-fate-stay-night-gif-26169972

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/borgir-gif-22149357

[tidal trellis]

Bunger

[slender rock]

borgor

[ruby minnow]

bro my fucking neighbors

these mfs cut the electricity

with their stupid drill

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-rifle-ar15-administrative-results-gif-24437340

[solar obsidian]

frogmaxxing

[slender rock]

manhunt?

[broken topaz]

apparently a chinese zoo was trying to pass off Dogs with dyed fur as pandas

LOOK AT HIM

[tidal trellis]

Unfortunate

[glad carbon]

pass off

[broken topaz]

dont care

im spreading misinformation

[glad carbon]

im spreading @pastel quartz

[broken topaz]

GUH

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-angry-pet-hiss-gif-16838272

[warped crown]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-fnf-disappointed-disappointment-gif-5781064136037931182

[granite talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279530543368769618/1286776299863543819/cowbelly-1.jpg?ex=66efcc11&is=66ee7a91&hm=a95ae1fb7f70e91cff1e4fcf022116f742dbdd4b77649ea94f685aef8da7691b&

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983016911677833226/995621420602241106/redditsave.com_nmoi1p8roq991.gif

[broken topaz]

you can always just not run league

on your pc

you have that option

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-cat-cute-gif-12080171459357821404

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-gif-25974981

[stone blade]

@broken topaz stream

[tidal trellis]

This thing terrifies me

[summer flame]

car

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-friend-cat-bonk-gif-6581037628874584847

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-garn-cat-stare-i've-hired-this-cat-gif-11305426952468589373

[tidal trellis]

No more

It's scary

[warped crown]

I love car

[broken topaz]

ive never actually played the demo for that game

garn47

[warped crown]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-gif-11512148920835024334

[visual stirrup]

Launch SPT
Change settings so that AI PMC's always spawn in squads
Immediately get into a four way fight against three enemy squads after getting into the raid
Level 6 plates shredded after three minutes of fighting

glorious

[broken topaz]

this isnt the tarkov channel

[slender rock]

SPT?

[broken topaz]

singleplayer tarkov

[slender rock]

oh

ew

[broken topaz]

its more fun than regular tarkov ngl

[visual stirrup]

This isn't the porn channel either, but we don't kick iedy out after each of his posts

[broken topaz]

we should

[slender rock]

goddamn it

but yes ew tarkov

[vague bramble]

tarkov is based

[visual stirrup]

Can't wait for BSG to go bankrupt
SPT will finally be able to prosper

Nobody will buy the rights because the lore is shit, and they can immitate the gameplay systems anyway

[vague bramble]

they wont go broke
they're about to launch a battlepass

[slender rock]

eugh

[broken topaz]

Theres unfortunately enough dickriders that they wont go broke soon

by being retarded

their devs are actually retarded monkeys

[slender rock]

cori

idk if you can use those two in conjunction

idk

[broken topaz]

i can

i just did

god didnt smite me

[vague bramble]

god already gave up on you

[slender rock]

if we were playing on sqaud on the server I am apart of I'd would have to ban you

[broken topaz]

yea thats because squad admins are literal degens

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-cry-sad-gun-aim-gif-16220733

nuh uh

not this server

[granite talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lietuva-lithuania-patrick-bateman-nachui-eik-gif-27108483

[slender rock]

🙂

[broken topaz]

90% of people who host their own servers for games

usually are shitty admins

[slender rock]

had to ban a dude making some PDFphile jokes

[slender rock]

that's why a group of 4 different communites made one so we wouldn't have to deal with stupid shit

like main camping, and people taking armor and dying throwing the game

or one manning

[broken topaz]

I dont get people that play squad and the one-man or dont try. Its a tryhard squad based game

[placid sail]

I've barely slept and hungover let me die in peace

[broken topaz]

either play that way or go to bf

[tidal trellis]

you good?

[broken topaz]

Its not even fun to play outside of the intended way

But squad is shit now anyway

[slender rock]

had watched in admin cam, saw a sq take a tank... that had a 20 mins spawn timer right up the middle on fallujah usmc and get it blown up

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-sick-ventilator-dying-gif-786943353167798403

[placid sail]

just bully yourself for a stupid question I don't have it im me rn

[slender rock]

drink water you hung over dummy

[tidal trellis]

I'll take that as a no then

get well soon or something

[slender rock]

did you eat before hand?

[tidal trellis]

also how rude busy, smh

[placid sail]

I've just returned from the dentist, drank some wata and intending to sleep for a couple days

today's meal was

uh

two sugared kumquats

[slender rock]

take an Motrin and go to bed

[placid sail]

whos motrin

[slender rock]

Anti-Inflammtory

[placid sail]

holy shit

[slender rock]

reduces swelling

[placid sail]

you ameircans just aching to gulp some pills dor no reason

should I also drink some anesthesia to fall asleep faster?

[broken topaz]

yes

[slender rock]

you slavs being all stoic and shit.. one day of being normal wouldn't kill you

...goddamn hardheads

[broken topaz]

you know most of europe doesnt just take pills when its not needed

[placid sail]

drinking anti inflammatory because you're sleepy and mildly hungover is not normal bozo

[broken topaz]

Unless you are actually very ill and require meds to get better

you dont take meds

[slender rock]

dential shit I assume the dentist dug around and did some shit that might cause inflammation

[broken topaz]

its that simple

[slender rock]

HENCE THE DAMN ANTI-INFLAMMATION MEDS TO REDUCE SWELL AND PAIN

GODDMAN

[broken topaz]

swelling and inflamation goes away on its own

your body can do that

and unless its excessive you dont need meds

[slender rock]

then you can sleep without having thumping pain

-.-

[broken topaz]

simply endure?

[slender rock]

masochists

[placid sail]

nah the operation was gucci + what cori said, unless your cheek grows the size of a melon and about to burst, you don't need it

[slender rock]

I endure ya'll ❤️ that's enough as it is you dicks lol

[placid sail]

I do take mild painkillers overnight if the postop pain is not letting me fall asleep

[slender rock]

acetaminophen?

[placid sail]

I don't know the pills by heart

blurry you hopeless pharma shill

[slender rock]

I ain't getting paid