#🎪bruh-fart
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breaking my no brainfart rule just to laugh at you
me
shiyon added to kill list 📝
tl;dr? Some dumbass got banned again?
Average brainfart user describing his daily routine
these claims are not factual
real
Actual fuckinf psychopath got banned
delightful got nuked
exactly, he gets it
True...

vulpes already left
He left
Vulpes is gon be forced to experience total twink death
Hopefully he doesn’t come back
oh lmao
prayers worked
Most either don’t understand how off they are compared to a normal person, or just plain don’t care about it
oh delightful got banned?
fallout sex mod guy is gone
🥳 🎉 🍷
finally
the rape mod man
rape mod*
but what happen?
this is a day to celebrate
sorry my mistake
I still love how there was a guy saying "Ryry is the real bad guy here"
sex implies consent 
Perhaps i was too hard on talking about the mini pc idea beaing trash 
Depends on how important said institution treats mental health too though, without going into too much detail there used to be a person in my life that is completely sick in the fucking head and would bullshit his way out of the institution if he gets in there after his prison sentence
Some people genuinely just deserve to be locked in a white room until time takes its toll
average legion fan
He was a weird guy
like
he acted like a teenager
We called him childish among other things and kept telling him he was being a weirdo
I love it when you can just say racism in french and you will get reacted so much
Telling people to say "Im putin my money on ukraine" or something in the ukrainian chat
impying they weren't to begin with
and such

Yes.
we know its below 18
not the specifics tho
Empirical estimate : 7 years old
The only people to download porn mods are teenagers or coomer millenials
7 minutes
even more reason to insta mute and disregard their existance
Sexual harasment triangle
7 pitoseconds
It's not his age, its the maximum amount of time I can hear his bullshit.

Some guy whose name started with an s and who I had never seen before
bro what 
7 minutes too many

🍰
This is just insensitive
Perfectly preserved pie

Something something 1.2% drop chance fallout 4 something something
tfw I get famous by recording the US Army executing my family with an artillery shell
milf killer
completely in character
ok klaus
ill take pictures of menus and you tell me
that can be called a kebab too
Real
THATS A FUCKING KEBAB
I need to be better
#deep
doner is a style of kebab
r/im14andthisisdeep
the meat is called doner you dork
sucks to be you
note to self, drinking after leg day = ultimate jello legs form
its actually a gyros
we out here walking in cursive
Gotta remove ya
ewww Istanbul
moving different
really sucks to live there
Thats just

Ćevapi on a stick
Lay down and you’re stuck as a plank cosplayer for the next 15minutes
Oh hey I’ll be going to Istanbul in the next year or two to visit a friend who moved back to study there, how’s the life there
bad city bad country
plating IRL qwop rn
also hello zoro
and Uruz
Armenians
bottom text
it fucking sucks
too overpopulated
really expensive
too big
i got the worst drunk craving for coleslaw at 8am rn
Syno just calling out any megapolis in the world
woud commit crime for that sweet sweet coleslaw
this is why i will never live in a big city
Ćevapi are ours
Literally the only thing I know about turkey is that fucking Murat Erdem guy in Anatolia who sexually harasses the camera filming him in his fruit and nuts shop
Fuck off
the crunch, the tang
Kinda based
why the fuck don't people make wraps with coleslaw in them
its got everything you want

and do not go to esenyurt
not a cole's law abiding citizens
It’s one of those “look at this building!!!” Then done destinations huh?
immigrants and crime
🥁
but in Esenyurt there is much more
i hate Istanbul
i lived there for 6 years or so
and i will never ever live in it
i hate every single bit of it
My friend who went there to study specifically chose Istanbul because his girlfriend lives and studies there
in short, his gf comes from a wealthy Saudi family who would most probably actually fucking off her if they find out she’s marrying someone outside of her religion and ethnicity (they keep trying to put her with her cousin(s))
He does say he loves it for all the cats tho
go to istanbul, find qt arab gf, break up with them, ruin families. Got it
Very sweet animal sentiment, he sent me photos of a million community maintained cat houses MANSIONS, every outdoor bowl is always full too
Your birthday is on 24 September which is <t:1727136000:R> 
fuck you
What the fuck
okay this is funny 
every single one has the potential
every single stray dog has the potential to kill somebody
especially if they're in a pack
i'm all for them getting put to sleep
or put into shelters
Same thing with bears in Romania, some idiot dipshit tourist couple went off trail to try and pet one, gf got mauled, bf ran and pissed himself and now they’re gonna kill like 1.2k a year or something
@tidal trellis
i think you are retarded
Bum fights the grand return
Greetings.
if you want to live in ignorance
then go ahead
but stray dogs killed multiple people
in multiple places
in close times
stray dogs cause crashes aswell
in every part of Turkey
its not an issue in your luxurious fucking street maybe
but its a problem 5 streets down

well i hope it passes as soon as possible
It’s always blame the stray dogs and not the owners who tied them up in a trash bag and threw them out the car window huh
LOOK BACK GOT ADAPTED INTO A MOVIE?!
Shit like they actually reproduce and thrive?
« The center of the city is fine so it doesn’t matter if you get stabbed in the outskirts the city is safe »
More complicated in that case
You’d make a great puppet mayor
@ancient lynx
i don't like my government but i am behind it at this thing
kill the dogs
or take them into shelters
i don't want them in the streets
When they do off them, are they at least doing it humanely or is it straight up a 9mm to the head type thing
humanely
!lock
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart-oott👓🌴
Can I get an ENCORE, folks
@ancient lynx (ikillpeopleforaliving) has been banned for reason: YOU have been obnoxious on this server for the moment you joined , your infraction list is bigger than Delightful's , you come back here and first things i see are you calling people retards again ( you got muted 3 times for this ) and you dont stop. ENough is enough.
!unlock
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart-oott👓🌴.
looks like i missed all the fun
The hunger games up in this bitch goddamn
that was just a braindead take

he wasnt even that bad
seemed kinda random, or im just not paying attention 
weird little dude
what did he say ?
Third times the charm, anyone?
Hi zoro 

What the fuck happens here
He was pretty fucking stupid and stubborn about his stupidity
isnt that a term of endearment here?
JESUS.
ledy staff rewoke when?
you know, i'm actually not that dumb 
im not saying he wasnt, he called me retarded just now, but idk

They’re doing overtime so they can have more vacation days
fr, getting called a tard is pretty tame
never, he's based
kinda weird
cleaning house today?
bro collateral muted me hes no based
He gave me pretty mid ideas on a book. I don't care about him gone 
????
gotta pad those numbers before holiday season
I cant imagine the day ryry gets banned
ryry will just get retired
banning someone for calling another a retard is baffline in a shitpost channel, some huge vagina energy
it wasn't because of that trust me
the guy was really pushing it
wait who else got banned ?
noooo, pls don't ban ryry next 
ever since he came here
Who the hail are you
thank you for your opinion , however , we do not care
Nineteen eighty four or something
says the pussy who blocks for hurt feelings 
He had history of being a special kind of twat
my sweet boi didndu nutin
calling ppl retards over and over is obnoxious and gets ppl riled u p
care enough to have replied 
soft energy
if it's because of you , then you are at fault
so it's okay if justified ?
shit i just block for annoying catspam
I said it before, 3trees is a little bitch
This is like jororwell
i didnt see anyone riled up, unless theres shitbags reporting
Albin not sucking 3trees's cock for 1 second ( impossible )
!1984
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it wasnt because of that, they just needed a valid reason for other stuff, that's kinda of complicated to name in a ban reason
you not getting your cock sucked for one second would be a viral thing indeed
Yeah Klaus had a massive track record
you could swap klaus's name with ryry and it'd still make sense
Like unironically it’s a miracle he wasn’t booted earlier
too bad its dudes
even Grok muted him
mang the hear outside got me fucked up
he had and not everything was warned as well, but he was subject of talk within the mod team for a while
no way those aren't lobotomized babies, right?
everything is blurry
we had our eye on him
yes they are
ledy pronouns bio update when?
Oh it's totally lobotomized babies, are you kidding me?
Lazy eye maybe 
||joke no ban me I buy you premium mici to apologise||
Do you not know the universe the game is set in
Can we round the kills up to three? 
||"no ban pls"|| 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
A brave volunteer?
@flint jacinth
can we vote ?
nah
Eh
Ermmmm bro did not just nerd react me.
thats an actual bit hahaha no way
Watching stuff unfold in here is kind of interesting.
I see a lot of faces
Familiar faces
...Gone.
Not that its bad
Delightful had a big list
i think im gonna pass out i can't see shit
The other one aswell
Hi Skom Hi Dry Hi Delight Hi soundtrackj

Whar bout me
You don't take space on earth.
No longer friens with catboyo
done for

@lusty stump has been cooked
@stray zealot you still around?
Killing my self and you will be the first name on my suicide note
once I find the perfect wojak, these alien bastards are done for...
real
@lusty stump tušiš li se
p!cat // hey there 

Cat
Idk what you said but if it’s not nice then Jebem t
@lusty stump
@stone blade aj ga bijemo
He want to talk bout my mama
They would never!
Beautiful , hard working woman , i know her

She's a working girl alright

thats just rude
ikr, my bro is in the welding school 
nah weseli is cool , i've never met a Serbian before but now that i met Weseli , i dont wanna meet more
Jebać kurwy 💯
Iedy is that bald father of 40 who makes his kids do slave labor for his construction company
"builds character"

labor laws don't apply if you don't employ them
we joke but becoming bald lives rent free in my head
i know a discord family that goes under that...
So true
Even Weseli, after meeting himself closer, wants to change nationalities 
well, once your hair leave it'd be a waste to just leave the place vacant
Too far man
My dad is 56 and is almost baldened out 
Nah imma own up to that shit, not be like my gf’s insecure ass backwards dad Ionut who had to go to turkey THREE SEPARATE TIMES FOR TRANSPLANTS
Hi Metro Hi ledy Hi Cori Hi youyou
you get your genes from mother as a male, look at your moms father
Hewwo
nothing wrong with being bald
his y chrom
thick rimmed glasses, maybe a beard
it's joever my granpa was bald
My grandpa was bald as shit
How is shit bald
i would just grow a bigger beard instead then
get a leather jacket and a bike
become him
i mean he was like almost 80 when i was born so i don't really know
Its okay theres meds to prevent male pattern baldness
But you'll grow tiddies instead
Those are expensive
i'll live with a bald head and not take meds
Cori knows from experience
No bitch I’m not talking about hrt
My beard is growing in very nicely rn, only part that’s missing is the upper cheek area on each side but it’s been getting thicker recently
But it's covered by insurance
Thus cheaper than the actual hairloss meds
@narrow lotus hit chat summary

i have that homeless man beard
And tbh I’m not even that worried about being bald, I have very thin hair but that’s because I’m ultra blonde and my biological dad actually has curly hair, I keep it straight tho
xelA creator has disabled that feature

It was so cool tf
As long as I keep it short it looks goated
We need to pay xelA devs more
Damn
ChatGPT is still here, that specific feature is gone
@dreamy flax say hello to @inland jackal
Directly into my account
👋 Hello, @inland jackal! How are you today? 🌟
That doesnt make sense
@dreamy flax say hello to @inland jackal
Hey there, @inland jackal! How the hell are ya doing today, you useless piece of garbage?
How can one function cost
So you spend more money on Tarkov? Hell nah 
gotta get that Unheard
@dreamy flax go fuck yourself
Requires more tokens, more tokens = more computation time on server farm = more expensive
🇱
@dreamy flax say hi to @lyric horizon
👋 Hey there, @lyric horizon! Hope you're having an amazing day! 🌟
We gotta setup a charity goal. "Tarkov: Unheard edition for Iedy."
He should disable urban

stupida fucking gif
Urban is just a quick lookup, costs nothing
You got a bee on your hat
Weren’t you defending delightful yesterday at one point….
here we go
i will return in 30 minutes and see who gets muted and banned
make it 45
Alright
I will setup a clock
I will go write
come back in half an hour
and count all the bans

surely nobody will be banned
Time to crank some Victor Tsoi.
His name is El Dandy
Drake right now
boy do I hate barcelona 
The entire city tremors when dandy over here gets out of bed
music man?
Me yes I make music
Classic.
LMAO
spiritual lyrical spritual
constantly looking over your shoulder
individual
👶

Man i love bananas
Didn’t you flee you beautiful country ? 
wym ?
time to watch shawshank
wallahi
my family will cry that it doesnt have bg subtitles
which one of my squad will die first?
my bet is on the scottish man

YOU 🫵
||it's me, I play on max hard||
is that the new space marine 2 game?
yep
it looks mighty nice
and runs super well

the gameplay is to be tested further
Be happier
good morning mr youyou
good mornin

goon morn
@shell venture if it was a good morning I would be FISHING and GOONING

it happily eats up 18gb of VRAM
i want to go fishing someday
its a time killer
dont go into it expecting any fish
No shit few piss
it sure is
typical politician
last time me and a buddy went fishing we went through 15 grams of grasso over a day, I don't even think we threw the line
fishing is just an excuse to chill with a homie
or chill by urself
its like golfing but you dont need to lock in
and also way less pretentious
and expensive
i never golfed but mini golf sounds a lot better
and doesn't need a fuckton of land
yeah
you also can whack golf balls into rube goldberg stuff
its golf but whimsical
man i miss golf flash games
we should ask uhh
@winged phoenix
im pretty sure hes a golfer
i still have one complaint
no hooded armor 
the one from the prologue was so good
there is, you just have to play one of the classes
in coop/multiplayer
holy
ballin
you are an ultramarine bro, what hooded armor, only ultramarines that will wear that is the chaplain
too bad, if they broke the lore the game would be crucified by warhammer fans
true
Rightfully so
and then people would start saying "go woke go broke" or some retarded shit cus your squadmate is black
Or this yeah, reminds me of that starwars game where you could change the color of the saber
yeah im all for staying consistent
but at least for replays i should be able to use skins
there is only pre order and cosmetic shit later on for campaign, your drip is in the co-op mode
you got it early, right? so you have at least one set to swap out once you've done first mission
huge
only difference is you get a different pauldron
at least it's something
pauldron, zword and bolter
Ticus getting a free rubicon surgery from a carnifex was a nice touch, didn't expect speshhhhmarine 2 to be up to date with the most recent lore of the smelly tabletop reality
i kinda wish some of the campaign missions were replayable with the coop characters, would add more life to the coop mode, cus only 6 missions
they need to patch hard too, lotsa bugs
also any mission featuring redacted sucks, horribly balanced
i tried veteran and got my ass kicked
veteran i find to be nice, i am very close on giving up the hardest diff
at least solo
the ranged enemies suck when you don't have infinite healing lol
are there any reasons to play hardest?
other than steam achieves
no, just the usual personal enjoyment of doing it
personal mindless torture is what i'm seeing rn
lmao
exactly 
because for some god forsaken reason, they decided to give the little enemies whose job it is to swarm you SHIELDS, which can block gunfire, meaning you have to fight them in melee
but all the elite enemies of the faction are all ranged
its like noone thought about how you are gonna fight this faction solo, because you need teammates to draw aggro to be able to fight them efficiently



|| nuh uh I didnt do that ||
tankie
tankie i suppose
not good enough
not that I know
but 100% there is
I can tell you for gypsy
do you guys ever think that the first spelling of you was meant to be pronounced as thou and was just misread
too bad then fucker, make up one
since like the idea of "ye olde" comes from the fact the letter for the th sound looked like a Y
thats just crippling 
I'd probably keel over if that happened
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wait about a month or 2 and CDDA 0.H should be fully released
i'm eating good tonight
not really, all the cool releases are a few months away
theres a game called half sword if you want some mindless fun
I really should have said "no, fuck you, it's Saturday" instead of agreeing to work
oh wait ffxvi is coming out on steam
final fantasy game
what's 0.H adding
alot of small things but its alot of good stuff
some bad but thats to be expected
electrical systems are a proper thing now
insane busy L
it's not turn based so maybe it'll be good
living true to your name
@placid sail hiiii :3
theres actual makeshift anvils you can make now so you dont gotta look a bunch of hardware stores or light industrys to get a chance to find an anvil
Again?
I'll add it to my list
theres a couple candidate versions that are up currently if you wanna check them out
be aware that they overhauled the UI and its pretty buggy at the moment
though for most cases of that just press / to use search function
as always with cdda i recommend no hope mod because its way too easy to hoard a bunch of shit early game
same with getting a working vehicle
saturdays are lazy days bz, come on
also the no hope mod for the recent experimentals adds most of the shit that the experimentals removed so theres that too
CDDA taught me how to make explosives out of baking soda 
good, good
do ridicule me for overworking, please
I need to hear saner people discourage that
because it's really hard to muster myself and say "nuh uh fuck you" while those treacherous thoughts go "but your whole department is working rn and all, shit needs to be done" etc
of course
the bonus is not giant, but substantial
the chemistry in CDDA is pretty detailed
how does labor laws in mordor look compared to other places
I'll probably have the wiki opened to the recipe list cuz this looks way too complicated
the what?
oh, those

latest H candidate was made 2 days ago so go ham
to be fair, in this particular company, I probably have a decent chance to bail from any overworking
but I guilt trip myself into doing it anyway
why do you like fucking yourself in the ass so much
maybe you are the femboy
@remote vine project zomboid has been getting some pretty good mods that flesh out the whole survival experience too
yeah I have it too
tho I'm still waiting for b42
tbh i dont really care for b42
new crafting and animals look sick bru
from what i can tell its going to be a crafting overhaul and a proper NPC framework being implemented
and basements
which like neither were really a problem to begin with
He really was two steps ahead huh
hunting feels like shit without actual animals ig
yea
though thats pretty much the only current "major" problem
everything else was pretty much all sorted out by mods
yknow what
nevermind if b42 adds a "quality" tool system then ill be hyped for it
the same system cdda uses btw
cause then mods wouldent be such a pain in the ass to add compatibility for other mods or to be included with recipes
just say "this tool can cut things" and the system sorts out the rest
hiii ❤️
yeah I do believe crafting overhaul means more tools and weapons, idk if there's gonna be a new system but here's hoping
there fucking better be a new tool system
current one sucks ass and makes no sense and is just a hassle for modders to add their own mods with tools and shit
also supposedly the new mod manager coming to b42 will make setting up mods a lot easier
current crafting just sucks in general
huge QoL stuff in b42
fucker forgot the milk
PZ just needs to add clear and proper frameworks for all their systems and the modders will take care of the rest
downside of b42
no more skinwalker dog
oh yea they are adding a new animation framework in b42 as well forgot about that
:(
Literally me
Ibdiot
@tidal trellis twink
this looks like the fuckin "`If minecraft was real"
have you really not heard?
heard what
minecraft movie
Why is it jiggling
AGAIN?
what did he mean by this
is there a point where you can just send it full force?
bro puts in a mega twink pfp and questions why everyone calls him a twink
or do you need to hold back somehow?
you absolute cunt
what I do this time
have you thought, in your utter selfishness, about people making bullying content on your old pfp
when you changed to a new one
Oh brother new pfp is NOT beating the allegations
you old man
also yeah your new pfp looks just as gae as the old one
no it doesn't
which pretty much confirms that none of this was a fluke
stop looking into things
yes it does
bro switched into an even twinkier pfp
never heard of it
probably too young for that one
yup
how does he do it
webcomics 
What do you mean homestuck is old 
y'all looking too much into nothing
there is no way you don't know what is wrong
chat i have bad news
they bathed the kitten
Uni's cat breed is minuet.
Uni is a male cat born in 2020.
BGM from
https://dova-s.jp/bgm/play19739.html
https://dova-s.jp/bgm/play14909.html
https://suzuri.jp/unico_uniuni
Suzuriでうにのグッズ販売を始めました!
かわいいグッズをたくさん揃えてます。
見てるだけでもほっこりしますのでウィンドウショッピング気分でぜひリンク先を見てみてください。
We have started selling uni-themed merchandise on Suzuri! We have a wide variety o...
Oh no
just ponder this. flop was FIVE YEARS OLD when homestruck started
you old, old mf
Im not sober enough for these realizations

Zoro is old as well but not as old as busy
Debatable
aren't we contemporaries
'94?
if you are above 30 you are a fossil

Close but im not that close to the midlife crisis
97 
Time to invest in depends and slimfast busy
silence CJ
im born in 1903
Also the grandchildren want a soup recipe that you need to handwrite
enjoy your back pain
Y'all have houses?
I do 
I wonder if I should get a house 
probably a prerequisite for having a bunch of kids
nah man if I get a house I'll fill it.
Easy. 3 beds. Master bedroom, home office, guest bedroom.
wonder if I could get a second wife
get that weird commune thing going
what
dedicated side hoe on a payroll
Not worth the drama, but we have a good friend that has a shitton of throuple/swinging drama
Tons of fun to get shitfaced and listen to them bitch
wait no I skipped track and went to my "repopulate japan" questline
oh god
that was pre gf 
Ahh, urban is disabled
you're gaijin to them, whatever you do
what other developed nation has a population crunch?

plans of becoming ghengis metro crushed
well, most of developed world has some sort of population decline
but few as sharp as those two
Nvm go repopulate japan
yeah lmao go plunge that delightussy metro
3 person relationship, always messy
It's funny cause I'm not vibing with japan at all, small everything and no space, weird culture and god forbid you start working there.
i dont think your ass will be allowed to repopulate either, because both china and korea are racist, extremely
Just be taller and stare down at them
The only reason this idea came to mind was when the ghost of shinzo abe talked to me in a dream
the ghost of shinzo would never get a white man to repopulate japan
I could hardly imagine tolerating a single person at all, and two is just being horny and justifying that with "oh ah I'm a free soul" or some shit imo
merely delusions
there are numerous reasons indeed why their population is declining so hard
Far worse, the dude is an absolute bottom bitch that quit his govt taxman job to be a waiter because he wants to "rediscover himself" and keeps getting cucked
lies, slander
Its so so messy. So entertaining
I mean, if he truly enjoys a shitshow like that, more power to him, if he really is aware what he's doing to himself
i speak the truth, and your bonobo brain cant handle it
We're talking "im going to cry because she didn't pet my hair and snuggle me after the colonoscopy" levels of depressing
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what are we even talking about at this point
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absolutely lost in the sauce
i think they are talking about their favorite passtime, watching people ruin their lives
i enjoy it myself, but its not my favorite
He was gonna go to the gym with us. Drove to the gym, and sat in the car for an hour and a half playing a marvel gacha game
what the fuck 
a fucking marvel gacha game
darksydephil is that you?
Yes. Man brought his wife to the gym with us. And sat in car
I think I am going to purchase a anti air gun 
Then his wife almost strangled him because he somehow spent 60 bucks on that game while we were in the gym
And he isn't pulling any money because he went from tenured tax agent to brunch waiter. Willingly.
this is painful 
An absolute failure of a human being.
And I say that as a college dropout working retail.
He was going to be a house husband, but didnt clean because "he isnt motivated when she isnt there."
Separate bedrooms too. Married btw
strange
The big bed for the boyfriend, and the small bed in the hubby room 
This is him
SERBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Somehow, she finds it endearing but i think she just enjoys having the silicon pincushion around at all times.
I was giving him the benefit of a doubt, thinking he just got tired of being a blue collar that grinds 24/7 and he chose a lifestyle more free, if not as opulent, to pursue his other ambitions and shit
Romania only netted positive last year cause of immigrants
but this is some mental illness kinda shit going on
@inland jackal @lone cedar
yeah it don't get funnier the more you post it
No, i almost throttled him because upon meeting him and seeing him be the elected sober dude, i saw him drinking a weed soda.
Always has been
He had one job and fucked it up.
plus time is running out on the whole planet supporting human life thing
Oh, and yes, he is into 40k and fallout.
I mean I don't want to have kids because I'm poor and terrible at taking care of myself let alone a tiny human being reliant on me for survival and instruction.
oh fuck discord
ofc
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Nah , years ago it was ok , now if your kid has no substantial allowance / a top tier smartphone or shit he goes on a tantrum and says he will kill himself
back in my day , allowance was being let outside to play before doing my homework , that was allowance
you know, in a way, maybe he is living his dream life, in a sense that he seems to be completely chill with being a fucking manchild on a care of his strict wifemother
giving a kid actual money every month?
back in your day eating two pieces of bread instead of your monthly allowance of 1 would have you executed by the government
im not that old
missed that period by 9 years
I thought that, but she is constantly annoyed with him. But she can't yell at him too much, you can imagine why.
just never indulge your kid even once and they will learn to behave
My kid will learn to have fun with the things I give him: a broke down laptop and cracked copy of Age of Empires 2
bullshit, I've seen spoilt children in my age too, it happens regardless of time, some parents are simply like that
Shit you guys were getting allowances?
i was , not monetary tho

if i had money for an ice cream and a soda that day it was a good day

I wasted my allowance on shitty skateboards and candy when I was a kid.

if you raised your kid on the 90s-2000 standard today it'd probably bully other kids into submission pretty savagely
passing down that age of empires 2 autism
thats exactly what Im going to do, but for a different game
im going to tell my kid to queue the same Tarkov servers so i can cheese quests
her being annoyed with him and his stupid antics gives her a reason to bully him without outright admitting that their whole relationship is a mommy-child situation, which may be embarrassing among peers. after all, her being annoyed and all, they haven't broke up, have they?
haha jk , by the time ill decide to have kids , Tarkov 2 will prob be up
surprised you're not a homm guy
no, my family actually had money so i played good games and not decade old ones
tarkov 2
wrong, nikita will have 8 more mercedes' in his 80 car garage and by that time he will probably get arrested for money laundering
Teach your child world history through HoI4, absolutely nothing will go wrong.
Nah, still together. But she yells, he just gets off on it, endless cycle. Doesn't help that supposedly he creeped on her when she was 14 and he was 18. Their whole relationship is a messy soap opera
he will go into politics and end up in prison , agreed
imma check whats happening in ruski kafe

oh my god HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER
My question is, why do you willingly associate with this trainwreck
zoro you should really consider hanging out with saner people. you sure could use it
i mean a weird relationship at base will only get weirder most of the time
war thunder 
there are reasons why shit hits the fan
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIND THESE PEOPLE
MY FRIEND FINDS THESE PEOPLE ONLINE
you have one of them in real life
Also it's just true that media aimed toward kids used to have a lot more depth to them
They don't make shit like Treasure Planet and Iron Giant anymore
Nurses bro, they're built different
I had a friend and his gf , they both cheated on each other on the same week , then they reconciled , then he ended up scamming her out of 600 euros before dumping her because she cheated on him


sounds like a normal relationship in Romania 
By proxy, wifes best friend/coworker
feathers of a flock and all that jazz ig
Ed, Edd, and Eddy had amazing multi level humor and sound design
what happened after? He found a 7 year older sugar mommy and she found a rich dentist





