#🎪bruh-fart
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M2 Carbine is real
like the full auto version of the M1 carbine
it was always real
It's fake
It never existed
It was all propaganda
stop gaslighting the Spanish speaking person
But I'm right
then why this guy is holding a M2 CARBINE with some bigass letters as scope?
KILL YOURSELF
SQUARED
Propaganda
Special effects
They wanted you to think it was cooler than it was

cuppy make suer to mail their bag back to them
a ca
its not worth selling at all :'(
This would appear in HALO and say its a new gen rifle
Okay I actually kinda dig it
Yea I was gonna say
You could add that to CP2077 and nobody would bat an eye 
Look right to me in 2077
Militech made that shit lol
Everyone is so dumbfounded by technology they would see me weird wielding a normal AKM
Today i learnt a lot of stuff
for example, if you cut holes onto your barrel, itll make it go better
bro...
Oh no
😢
Zach Hazard would like to know your location 
Blow his head up
hes in safezone that you cant shoot nor stab
Children in bethesda games would like to know your location
I love Zach's Gun Rants lmao
Fr
I literally spent hours watching the same videos in 2020
uh
The military campfire stories were great
Like, the compilation then every episode separated to know where they are
"That's my nipple drill sergeant"
Also
I remember when he had to fix like a 30mm gun because it was a ''small arm''
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I keep seeing skirt outfits but im comfy in my cargo pants
weird logo on there
reminds me of something that happened a long long time ago
i can still remember
how that music used to make me smile
and i knew if i had my chance that i can make those people dance and maybe they'll be happy for a while
why do you come
The day
the music
died
yeaaahh
and good homeboy who was drinking whiskey and drive
singing
this will be the day that I die
@glad carbon irl
wooooo yeh baby
Lemme shake your hand mister cultured
Lowkey wish I was a smoker. During downtime Id have something to do blyad
become a gooner or something

Save those bad boys for later
BRO
WHY DO I NEED LITERALLY ROOTS FOR EVERYTHING
ARE THESE GUYS MAKING ROOTBEER?
cant blame em
good business model
I went out in the morning to catch the train and panicked when I couldn't feel the work badge in my pocket

Ur working saturdays?
havent played stalkcraft in a while completely forgot its basically just this image
Minecraft movie cow
no ofc
i panicked cuz i got used to having it in my pocket
and im going out without it
Mæugh
so fucking real
@tidal trellis @deep topaz @narrow lotus @coarse bear @inland jackal @heavy peak @sage rover @frail scaffold CLEANEST Bulgar train
Lead and cadmium mmmm
Sweet Sally 
Damn, your bougie ass got arm rests?
we are luxury country what can I say

omg that bring back memories
Obrez
suck cock worse than Frota
oi
?
You know SF is hilly right?
SF?
San Fran
what about it
scroll up to the image
I dont get it
what's wrong w that
well yeh I know about the hills
so
hills to die on for their argument
brother
dude look
💀
I didn't even laugh
good luck Brother Blur
Ah, ofc
Mine does too, but they don't send me gift money so they can fuck off
Also Ill be third then, happy birthday Ivanko
Oh ye
Happy birthday, zoomer Ivan
Happy birthday Ivan
Ur another ancient bitch aint you
ty manace ty dry ty flop
Don rember how many summers you have now tho
shut it kid , grown ups are talking
tag me when u reach 26

slowly but surely becoming an old geezer
happy birthday ivan 
happy birthday @stone blade
borthday?
well damn happy birthday,
blow me soft
how old are ya now tho
I am probably the eldest here, aside ted and probably uh... falco
idk
can't keep up with you fucks
Would
22
I have a plan
Is no longer fat
Its hitting uncanny valley
But good for him
Losing 200+ lbs in 7 months
Skom would like a word
Grok i guess
He looks like cancer patient now
Yes
he does look like a crack addict but ggs
A shitten
body double
Probably just metric tons of ozempic and no binge eating for the time
?
here, for your amusement
Skom is in his 30's i think
ah
dude my brain is 56k modem
lol
I can't remember shit
Tortoise
omg i never though ti would see him alive

Whatever how are u guys
I hope everyone of u having a wonderful weekend
That's AI
When i was like 13, my cousin said: ''We could work and buy a deactivated T-74 tank, its just 190 millions''
its way less than that
you could get one for a few hundred k
deactivated brdm is mega cheap tho i saw one for like 10k euros
hiiii i need to find alkali 
and if you remove a bit of weight its road legal (if you use all the wheels)
Use a lays oven baked pack
Maybe the Alkali you are meant to find
Was the friendship you found along the way
i need space marine 2 to come out NOW
a fellow poor edition owner
:3
Poor soul
hiiii stinky
i don't even have it yet technically
I have the AMD promotion key but they haven't released those keys yet
i thought it was gonna be tyranid killing simulator but they actually have a secondary antagonist
we get to fight chaos again just like in SM1
both is good
i prefer chaos, tyranids feel like a cop-out
like a get out of making a good 40k game free card
i'd love to see a grey knights game that isnt just XCOM: 40k
a grey knights game that plays like jedi: fallen order would be kinda cool
not until the apocolypse happens where i can then construct a deathmobile in true CDDA fashion
alkali deez nutz
hiii @coarse bear you still sick and miserable?
If I had enough vocab knowledge I will be able to speak romanian
Surely by October I'll be fine
🫂
October is my birthday
Kai sure changed a lot since he got sent to the void by Master Oogway
the ending in question
yes
also how Shio survived when they would be paste on the cement but
The End Dragon in the Minecraft movie
?
Gypsyies are attacking me
I made a mistake and entered a gypsy streed in Romania
I can't believe
just shot that 
When people post cat gifs in here I imagine they look like this
@narrow lotus @inland jackal @lone cedar @flint jacinth @heavy peak @coarse bear @sage rover
Golf I kladionica is mai laif
ahoy there, matey
top of the mornin to ya
:3
AUG's can shoot underwater?
holy shit quick reactions
Average ivanko friend mentions
most guns work underwater 
its a striker on a watertight casing
problems all the water in the barrel
and the fact that the projectile loses all its energy/straight up shatters
@narrow lotus @flint jacinth @inland jackal @heavy peak @lone cedar
my mom as we pass by the gypsies
"look they should make a fence or a wall to contain them"
classic
peak mom
no filter
oh yea ive got a story, i was walking my dads dog while on a helping visit to his farm, and a wagon of gypsies with a donkey came past, full of under 12 kids surrounded by older gyppos. I got really long hair and one of the kids took notice and yelled "What are you a boy or a girl" @stone blade
my response was
"dunno, but im not a fucking gypsy"
THE FACES
ive been oferred blowjobs by one once
he came to me he said i blow you for free have you been with a guy?
My local gypsy clan/village was destroyed by the city's leadership
Crime rates plummeted after that
my grandpa:
"gle cigane"
dude my dads dog can IMMEDIATELY tell gypsies are coming
clash of clans (racial conflict)
Vilnius Vs Gyppos
here theyre more protected by our laws than our own citizens
balkans may hate each other
but when it comes to gypsies
man there jsnt a more united nation than us
They just showed them whos the boss and now they chilled out.
we usually have to set shit on fire then pretend it was an accident
9/10 times they just relocate
This happens here too, but its construction firms doing that on old couples who refuse to move out of their house
Zirga galva zjbs
Tbf its jist a rumor cause the only time I saw that happen was not near any construction projects
If I had a nickel every time I met a Lithuanian furry id have 2 nickels
Unfortunately (fortunately) I am Estonian
My sincere condolences
why do you come and expose your brain to fart
is your life going too well
I wanna send the occasional message to get that exile dude riled up and mad at my presence
Nah jokes aside good memes that I save
I remember someone describing Estonians as drunk Lithuanians trying to speak finnish.
oh theres a lot of those, but im guessin ryry hahaha
Geergorreey HOOOSE
You have lupus and you will die
sweet
real gangsters love the darkmoon faire
Is that motherfuckinng wizard 101


maybe im retarded but that might be wow
but its also wow
least funny man in hollywood steps off a movie that wasnt funny anyway to focus on being funny in his lifetime
Idk
the fuck they putting in them burgers
Cocainum
mang couldn't handle the hate i guess
his hollywood bubble burst
Fuuuck he was literally the reason I would have watched the movie
0/10
I'm fat as fuck and I understand his problem
me too and i don't understand
i cannot stand the dude hahaah
but he was the only bright spot so to speak
Our problem is that we don't have the money to satisfy that addiction
im not gonna pretend i dont understand how mcdonalds could be habit forming
anytime im within 10 km of one for longer than a month
its all i go to
god forbid theres a burger king
have you been to one?
im guessing belgrad?
yeah dont bother in the balkans
italy, germany, spain, france
they have standards to their food and preptime
Idk how people do it. Only time I have McDonalds is when I’m on long car trips and I always feel like shit having it multiple times
I was about to say "now they're going to replace him with Jason Mamoa" but he's already in the movie anyway
it's been a long ass time since i ate any fast food tbh
maybe it's gonna be the rock now
Fast food prices aren’t worth it anymore for the most part
if you live healthy in general, you wont get that shitty feeling for eating it 2 or 3 days in a row
To answer to this
America does have different ingredients, their stuff is totally different from what you can eat, for example, in Italy
They add a lot of sugar for example
i guess so yeah you're right
amouts of MSG, hfc and complex sugars isnt as monitored
Also, fast food is very cheap compared to healthy stuff
No, it still ass
not anymore though
Borgir better
it depends tbh
an average mcdonalds meal is up to 17$ now in US
i find it cheaper to make your own food
its 15 in most of europe
I meant feel like shit in the way where your body feels off, I generally don’t eat fast food
and uh, a trick to eat in these US borne fast food joints, you wont get nearly as sick feeling
if you order a cheese burger or quarter pounder
just tell them you dont want cucumbers or some shit
2 for U 9pln
prolly because of the 15 chemicals that are in processed and fast food
they have to make a fresh one to order

theres a SOLID chance
either the rock, kevin hart or both them retards
certainly not everywhere in the world. as 3trees said, even a mcdonalds order has approached the cost of a meal at a nice restaurant
here in the states
most of europe is like that atm,
it's for the best in my case
if fast food was still 8 dollars for a meal, i would weigh 500 pounds
i probably wouldnt weigh much more since im real active
but boy would i only eat my triple cheese of bigmac
day in day out
i would consume and rot
or the burger kings "double bacon cheese"
cant imagine eating anything other than a whopper at BK
at least you didnt say BK chicken nuggets
one shudders to think of them
never had
and in EU the og whopper aint all that good
its either double bacon cheese
or Big King
i like the whopper in the states, there's something about it
maybe it has cocaine in it
but alas it's like 12 dollars
Me getting 300 gram burger at burger joint with fresh fries and a salad all in the burger for the cheap cheap price of 350 rsd aka 3 dollar
rsd? what is that, rwandan?
this is our joint for artisan burgers
but eating here costs the same as going to mcdonalds
15-¸17 for a full meal
its the capitol
you missed the trans flag by a month
lol
i wouldnt know of any artisan burger spots around me, if i want an artisan burger i just make one at home
throw a frozen patty on the grill with some wood under it
if im cooking at home i wont disrespect my fam by making a fucken burger
yeah but youre american
food is food
here burger is consideres skimpin out
doubt
this will still make you skimpy
that feels like one of those AI generated images where theres no identifiable objects
designed to drive you crazy looking for something identifiable
tag any slav they can go bit for bit here
hahahahah
pljeskavice, raznjici, lepinje
IM CRYING THO
hahahaha youre so on point
did u just roll your face across ur keyboard
flatmeat, stabmeat, flatbread
the burger looking things look good
😋
dude the sausages bosnians make
it has a name but i cant remember
fuuuuck
SUDZUK
YES
SUDJUK
DEAR LORD IF YOU LIKE SAUSAGE PRAY FOR ONE OF THOSE
i like bratwurst
kielbasa is a bit coarse for my taste
original name is Pečenica
flavor is mid too imo
im sure
now i want bratwurst with sauerkraut
with beer too
also missing the bean and potato puree

its like a small side that pairs really well
i'll take some cowboy beans
at least we dont eat like this
this makes my heart cry
mf adding tuna and mayo to that, boutta make a black n white movie wtf
and drank milk with it
the whitest white man
water too spicy. must drink milk
least disgusting midwestern american
damn
That has to be racist 😭
is european a race?
*anti-european bias
made me look bad infront of the americunt
ur pfp fire af
P!magik 195775216704552962
thx
Oh my god
I represent the lithuanian villagers
Then you're the bottom tier representative
tread lightly, youre not the only one of your peoples you represent here
we know yall eat like plebeians but do not reveal all your dirty secrets
sounds like its really cold outside
How many times can you say cyka and kurwa in one sentence
Lithuanian trucker: yes
that looks like some fire taco bell at the bottom
kebab
thats a jufka
taco bell
erm its called a tortilla
literally a burrito
Lavash
balkans called, they want their names back
well turks called for this one i think
guys its a burrito
The image at the bottom is literally a kebab
unless your country has a wall on the south border
its not a burrito
I've seen the exact same image used at a roadside kebab store
my country does have a wall on the south border
thats the jufka, kebab look like this
same same though
thats a gyro
respectfully
THESE ARE RAZNJICI
i will be calling forth
retarded
goes hard
food wars are ALWAYS wholesome
i now know how italians feel
one of the few subjects that doesnt turn into racewars IMMEDIATELY
good
man, balkans be like "thats not a gyro, thats a racpljekzca"
Raznjici in slavic or spieße for germans
ok that flies, we eat steak tartare here like that
add a raw egg on top
and some spices to give it color
closest i've gotten to that is smoked salmon on a bagel
We eat the raw egg on the side in a cup
i would try it
Just drink it
same
or mixed in sometimes
but thats for easter
Common ground found
not a fan of salmon unless filleted and fried
any recommendations other than coullibliac or cold salads?
salmon sashimi is disgusting
to my pallet
smoked salmon on a bagel with cream cheese
thats it?
ye
im taking your word for it
if u want something more interesting, u could look into a lox bagel
it's like brined rather than smoked or something
i have to google that wtf
auu these look good
i got a restaurant nearby
capers and onions to the mix yes or no?
anyone who doesnt peeel the cucumber is a heathen anyway
wild
the only allowed cucumbers in my life
delight arent you lithuanian
dill peppercorns
😋
and something else
sounds tasty
hiiii @atomic crane
THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS

omg hi
have you guys tried butter picklers or whatever they are
nasty fucking evil pickles
worst kind
bread and butter pickles? yeah they taste like water and sadness
sounds depressing
sour and spicy is the way
i dont like sweet mixed with spicy
i got this sweet pickle thingy with jalapenos in em too
or maybe it was just dill
idk
spicy must be savory
it was tasty
chilly and dark chocolate though
grody
UNEXPECTED gold
nope, expected L
100% expected big fat L
dont spoil ur dark cockolate with chili
man... idk
its 4:30 AM
i cant wait for next year
hopefully gonna move into my own place
"Mr Guilliman, I shat myself"
I recommend isopropyl alcohol for that it works well
(Rubbing alcohol)
It’s what I use typically and you need so little of it
And a bottle will last over a year for cleaning computer parts if you use it sparingly
I don’t know what this means but thanks and/or fuck you

What reason makes you say its barbarian
I don’t understand it so it’s barbarian simple as
Gae ass archer

SM2 looks really good
games way too expensive doe
Theres always a solution
that intro was nice fan service too, really jerking them xenos hating fans
Game is pog
Don’t pay for games just acquire them somehow trust me best decision ever
Participate in giveaways for example
no drm
They just show up on my computer I don’t know how they get there
yeah but then you cant really play multiplayer
Yeah start your own giveaway and enter it

I mean you did buy the special edition to get early access, no?
uh, sure
Otherwise its the standard triple a 60 bucks pricing
this game doesnt have the content for 60, shouldve been 40, like helldivers
its not triple a
“Standard”
“$60”
See that right there is the issue
Long awaited sequel of a IP owned by GW i say blame GW 
Theres people who spend 80 on cod each year
And fifa
This is a bit… uh… of a tangent and a bit of an extreme comparison to make.
Very off kilter
But yes they’re tards
I wish the game is cheaper but because of the fucking year we are in, considering it isnt fucking 80 dollars for standard edition is pretty good
nah i say it is exactly the same, you cant say "oh but some people do this" as justification for bad decisions
Oh that’s a given I just think you chose something weird to compare it to
You could have chosen the price of cigarettes and how some will smoke a pack a day
Are you comparing nicotine addiction to CoD retail prices ?
Ubisoft sold dogshit (star wars outlaws) for like what 120 or 150 dollars for their ultimate edition or whatever its called
How much is ultimate edition on sm2
Like
80
Yes they’re both absurd prices for little gain.
Yeah but one fucks you harder than the other
(The Activision product)
And they’re consistent
Id say this is a good deal compared to the delusional fucking state companies sell their games in
ultimate edition is:
2486150=Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 Macragge's Chosen DLC 2792140=Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 Ultramarines Champion Pack 2792150=Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 Ultramarines Cosmetic Pack 2792170=Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 - DLC 4 2792180=Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 - DLC 5 2792190=Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 - DLC 6 2792280=Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 - Season Pass
I mean that is a pretty fair comparison
just realized, is that ryan from the office?
1 year roadmap meaning the games not dead anytimes soon either unless the studio gets shut down for money laundering or some illegal bullshit
Yup same actor

I need to watch the basterds again one of these days
The green leaves of summer track that plays in it is fucking beautiful
Considering theyre probably gonna sell the dlc separately later down the line and everything else ultimate edition might save you 10 to 20 bucks in the future
01 - "The Green Leaves of Summer" - Nick Perito
@lusty stump
100$ for super mega ultra edition and then 90$ for the one below it
P!gerara
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@inland jackal
all the pvp/other content updates are free
wow is that THE smosh??
!lock
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart-oott👓🌴
Is it really that time again
The time where another degenerate....leaves this plane



The usual stage fright
drumroll
@spring charm (ordoaurumsolis) has been banned for reason: Considering the events of last night, and your stupidly long shopping list of infractions, the team has decided that your presence in this server is utterly unwanted. You're uncomfortable to be around, and despite your many mutes, you do not learn. Bye-bye, and don't let the door hit you on the ass.
@lusty stump the fuck you mean 2 ahahahah

Goodnight Dry
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart-oott👓🌴.
sex
Who
Hi
who
Who tf is the
Man you do not know how hard it is to express “get to the point” with emojis
do we need this drama? can u not just ban and move on?
Whar
Also who?
who cares
all yap no cum
who did yall kill i have never met this person in my life
taci ca-ti lipesc una peste ceafa
Some shit happened last night
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1071843868435304600/SPOILER_en.mp4
And he had a long list of infractions
Local crackhead no.3781
i feel bad for his neighbourhood
Finally mods being useful
was that delightful?
i mean i had KFC after 2 coffees yesterday so its accurate
yes, that was me 😔
bo
Delight's alt is gone
Time for his main


why did u ban my alt
oh my how long have i waited
No way it was @delightful
Didnt even kno da guy
holy cow
Oh HIM?
that critter is evil
Sol
yeah it was the necrophiliac
mi-o sugi? 👉 👈
who tf is tha-
they turned his ass into a lamp good riddance
soon we gonna have to make @tidal trellis chief of helpers
bro think he Ed Gein
What the he-

The only thing I can say in Romanian is "Sugi pula"
They call me Ed Gains 💪
oggi alle
you can enter Romania brother
welcome
special ed

Special ed spécial gains
and maybe some Drum Bun song verses
Imma be gone for a moment, i will leave my phone on the machine
Dont send femboys or kissers ples
Ppl gonna look at me weird
chaplain wtf is that pfp
of course now mods will compensate #🎪bruh-fart with dank memes for the lockdown time wasted 
what the fuck is this
larp
Arma 2 shitpost
you represent the soyjack
Another successful operation all rise for the Italian national anthem
Thank fucking god
Finally
Glory to Chernarus, death to Chedakis
as always we try to make your accomodation here as good as possible Ryry

Pasghetti
Falco gon soon ban Albanians and Greeks
One of the few people I had to block simply due to how unpleasant he was.
Actually made me sick
Honestly he was one of my most disliked users here
I’m just genuinely surprised someone can be so disturbed
Was sol the kind of a person who straight up talked about their fucked up fetishes 24/7
And now I feel like actual shit because I interacted ever so often with the guy in off topic
i wonder what's Klaus' standing here 
i dont understand how someone can think that they're right in all that
i dont even get how someone can see multiple people calling his "passion" for gore content sick, and saying he has issues
He viewed bodies as objects, said gore was his passion, aspired to hunt endangered animals as well as people, wanted a position of power, and listened to music where rape is the primary topic.
and say "but i know myself, im not mentally ill"
Someone who’s going to end up in a news article one way or another some day
Average Sewerslvt fan
based
All while he said he wasn’t insane
What an actual fucking degenerate
I will not continue this train of thought for my own sake but you know what I wanna say
Say it
@narrow lotus you missed one of his alts
say it, i give u the n-word pass
kinda cute how tyranid weapons have ||eyes||
People like that had peak motherless childhoods
guaranteed he had a violence fetish
He said he got pleasure from watching people die
Mf said that and didn't think he sounded deranged
Not gonna lie
Would’ve said something with a cross and nails but that’s too glorious for him
Either that was a fetish
What should I do for dinner
He had most of the traits common among psychopaths
or he just was deranged
bro absolutely refused to believe that there was anything wrong with him
I bet if we saw his search history it'd look like an ISIS executioners hard drive
I’m serious he checked all the boxes
Or he was trolling
potatos
like really really bad
even if he was trolling, thats the worst troll you could pull
Maybe a bath tub and a toaster is more fitting not sure
I don’t think so. He was very adamant about it and also didn’t want me to mention it at first
Ten years in the joint made you a fucking potato
yes hello hi
mental asylum more like
the femboy is here
25 years in the joint evne
No amount of asylum will fix that
It only makes it worse
Far far worse
can I choose someone else

EVERYTIME

BRUHHHHH

The fucking "Flop" kills me everytime
Le racisme
that femboy voice get sme

he sounds like he files his nails








