#🎪bruh-fart
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I eat corn flakes.
not always in the mood for corn flakes but they alright too
chocolate cereal makes me feel sickly
cereal makes me sick
ah right you're that weirdo who hates sweets
you're that weirdo obsessed with rats
!!!
feral rats
W probably eats a giant ass pile of sosigs and bacon for breakfast
knowing his carnivorous diet
It's better for you, protein produces dopamine for breakfast
Lord knows you need some
@minor cypress 

better to have some oats and eggs, with a bit of meat on the side
just sosigs and bacon are too much fat and processed meat
I never had any of those so I can't tell
not like I personally care, I eat trash, but you know, if you actually want to have a healthy breakfast
that does sound bad though
you never had eggs for breakfast????
hello
laugh at this guy iedy, his god does not allow him to eat bacon
i think for me it's more of a matter of not wanting to more than restrictions
I have had bacon served on a plate infront of me and it just didn't look that appetizing to me
while i respect his religion and culture
i will also respectfully state that's an L
smh, religious discrimination
also need some bread
1984
I personally hate eating fried eggs without bread
fr fr
Liver and eggs, trust me
unhinged
opposite for me
Liver is really good
eggs with bread?
who the fuck eats liver for breakfast
It's good for you too
you need to be dipped in tar and hung from a bridge
barbarian combination
LIVER WITH EGGS
No, you eat them separately
But having those two sources in your breakfast is good
everyone in the country eats liver
but dipping bread in liquid yolk!
bruh
young man
liver is peak but fried in 1:1 ratio with onions
balkan animals
eastern barbarian
yes, vegetables with liver always
onions are a must
there's this popular soviet legacy dish here which is basically liver patties
Maybe a bit of peppers there
with a bit of onion and carrot
nothing too fancy tho, just make sure its 1:1 ratio with the meats
they go great with some mashed potatoes
kilo liver kilo onion
I'll wine and dine you on some liver mf
Trust me
CARROT
i forgot
holy shit
it really enhances the flavor of liver
pig carrot more
idk how you say that
radishes are peak
never had a radish in my life
theyre tasty
I WILL EAT THOSE LIKE CHIPS
cute little balls of purple spicy flavor
amazing shit
huh
just not very popular where I'm from
yellow carrots
🖐️
afford deez nuts
whatever the cost of the stalcraft season pass is
stalcraft players hearing their game mentioned in brainfart
Don't be a dumbass
bro posted horse asshole in brainfart

yo theres a talking one right there
WHERE ARE YOUR EYES LOCKED IN
no >:(
IT'S LITERALLY CENTER SCREEN
ARE YOU DUMB?
skill issue
Give me your account I level it 500 in one week
3trees still a little bitch?
enjoy playing cov on US WEST

I got you
900 billion duty members spawn at like 1pm every day
What weapon do you use
how about you try and sleep retard
gimme a suggestion on what to eat today, should be tasty but don't matter if nutritional value is good
oh
Np
Sushi burrito
3trees ban speedrun
Why my chicken breasts fighting
nice peanits
What did he post again
peanits
and nuts
@low atlas whats the best way to grind season pass points
just doing northern stuff?
how worried are u of pvp?
imo, doing forge after emissions was pretty good, just fighting in the area of your side
i was tryna do uhh
inflow stuff
but all the events were deep in duty territory and impossible for a solo
s'mores
burgers
Sheppards pie
🤝
Shepherd's pie 
Mai anglish very isnt good
yeh, thats what i hate about inflow
we'll bang, ok?
shit got fucked up at some point that i had to go all the way to Rise territory to farm season points because forge had no events
do i need a sci suit for forge
nuh uh
i just have the story exo
as long as u dodge the center
oh my
the mobs hurt
so be careful
you can go from your side to forge if you have psy 300
I love that fact that back in the day, the fans made the VA of shepard say "we'll bang, ok?" many times
i always carry a sci
that red one from last season
with healing
good for looting bags in inflow
thats...master
ok ok
im still getting queued up tiers even with my shit loadout :D
yeha same
i dont think it would matter if I used an mg3 at this point
okay gamer @low atlas i guess when update is done I will do forge events
ill make sure to use a stash :3
Yeh, gl, also get a new damn suit
You're killing yourself
yeah
idk i was planning on doing the story to get a free suit voucher
If the internet archive goes down
either way if you get hit ur basically dead in the master fight
Its gonna be the second library of alexandria
everything else should be decent
Ik but mob issue ig
I am a Limansk goon and I have like 280 bullet res
Still get fried by NPCs sometimes
Then again I use the vss so it's a bit difficult
i still need to do the twins
ahahah

How many rounds are in your gun friend
30 a mag
hmmm
If Reload time is good then yeah
Cus for me with the vss, i dump a mag to kill a twin and then have to reload infront of his clones
well if it sucks i'll just grind for an m4 cqb or something
It was hard, I found a trick where if you kill sniper twin, he will be on the railings and can't go down
So you only have to deal with the cqb twin and every now and then you run through the courtyard to loop the cqb
❤️
alien bug man my beloved
Tali my beloved
@narrow lotus

character growth 💪 💪
2 peanits 4 balls
who is purple woman
tali'zorah
I was slightly disappointed about the lack of krogan romance options 
how someone like this can live without ripping out their skin baffles me
I would need the rubber cubes on my hands to stop me from killing myself
same
do you think shepard would be the top
or wrex
same
DO NOT
ENABLE THE FURRIES
aliens =/= furry
they aren't human
they resemble animals
they are furrys 
even though tali got them digitigrade legs?
ill choose you next
So
Xenomorphs also come under furries?
the ass and thighs are human and it's all that matters
Typical brainfart discussion
So do furries
Using that logic
We're animals too
Also
What animal have you seen that looks like a bipedal turtle with a hump
Garus
No
we are humans
Well
and she speak english
I am
We are mammals of the homo sapien species
you are a troglodyte
I do get your point though
homo napken
you put the homo in homo sapiens
BEHOLD
Is that what you're saying
Amazing cock
Plato's man
A MAN
OMG you know diogenes too?
Yes
That cool
no this is the mass effect server
This is diamond dogs fm
currently yes
no, this is the r/furry
r/yiff
r/hotwheels
r/jailbait
r/isis
r/karen_porn
r/suicidewatch
r/emulation
mods delete brainfart today thank you
I was very sad to find out this is not where you watch ppl killing themselfs
😔
No
It's actually
r/gmod
r/gmod users are clinically insane
And cross dressing is a result of said insanity
Ergo
The most flamboyant personalities who are more likely to crossdress
= most femboys
you?
A side effect of insanity does not qualify to being a true femboy
You must want it
Everyone can put on a maid outfit
But not everyone can be the true preacher of boi pussy
(I hate I said that)
Man, my profile avatar is either Cooper from Titan fall 2
sir we call it bussy here
Or big tiddie tf2 engineer
twink
Genderbend
The cooper handmodel is pretty sick though
Ofcourse Nothing can surpass the classic cs1.6 terrorist handmodel
this is a real sticker
How can I sell my vote.....
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE!"
That picture has mental audio lol
its so funny
they have to make it the state winner
@quaint ore what's that flag in your pfp
newest pride flag
Chernarus
The middle one is funny
😭
Awwwww
Tbh I almost thought that was Antarctica's flag
it loops back around from being unfunny to being funny
Also wtf is wrong with thoes children
Bomb this man
like if it was well made it would be kinda lame
I don't care about your plane game, reddit man.
I prefer 4chan
"ew reddit is filthy"
4channer
What do you think I am
7 years old?
I used to say kek
do you have a kekistan flag and a fallout legion one in ur room
kekistan is literally just a color swapped nazi flag
"guys we arent nazis we just use a nazi flag and say racist shit"
no no
You dont understand the kek theory
god how did i think kekistan was funny
there is a diffirnt symbol
they did it
yes, because i bathe regularly
Nuh uh. See, there's there's no swastika!
bye social life
wow
what game, balkan man
hunt showdown finally works for me again
yugoslavia simulator
bottle up ass event
looked like this
no nazi flags are used
you care too much what people do on the internet
specifically want to get a rise out of people like you
🫵
its just sampled 
google the "Reichkriegsflagge" and compare that to the kekistan flag, moron
no one cares

one day brainfarters wont be braindead trolls and nazi dogwhistlers
is this oblivion in alternative universe
Omg literally ryry
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Okay maybe he's not a nazi dog whistler
i wish
One day you won’t be upset at people who want to make you mad lol
literally all the rewards are just last season but better

fr what is that
what is funny about putting up a nazi flag in ur bedroom lmfao
But I don't call him negative nancy for nothing 
hunt showdown after they finally fixed the shaders
You getting upset over it
I’d do it if you cried like that too even if I’m not remotely a nazi or a bigot
oh no
interent nazis 😱
frota really does fit his pfp almost perfectly
the fact that hes putting it up in the bedroom lol, be real hang it off the balcony like that old man
real, make it easier to throw bricks at ya
the absurdity of it
I hope you all know you argue like redditors, the lot of you. All we need is someone getting banned for criticizing a moderator.
we killed them all 👍
its to be expected when gamma has its own reddit page
I did and I killed all of them at the world at war campaign
That explains everything.
real nazis are too dumb to be online, maximum is telegram or whatever other schizo messenger they think makes them special
can someone post dank memes, please? 
Shut up we are busy
twitter or facebook*
@lofty sand if i press that button there is no going back
Why does Superman have a super boner?
it's charlie sheen
@low atlas isnt the meta to like
save all ur points
kryptonian laced dick growing pills
Shitty instagram clip. Take it or leave it
Charlie Sheen super man?
is the ghost trans?
clicked show blocked message 
No
I don't think so?
You're unblocked
Frota should cancel the makers of the show
Because CN are nazis

idk i only played end of season
why are you asking
@low atlas sa58 in crates
this is my first season start
we gonna craft one this season
Wait yeah. Why are you asking?
do you trust memes for your sources of information delight
of course
Holy shit mogged by Donald J Trump
I love how he's been a meme factory since he's been known to the world.
Called charisma
I can't be the only one who remembers the "bing bong" thing
“Get those lights off”
before the dementia kicked in
Holy shit Saddam Hussein busting a move
You know that saying
To outrun a lion you just need to outrun the guy next to you?
did you pay for it
or just grind
Kinda what trump did
too bad the new runner up has 30? year on him
no, last night @inland jackal carried my lifeless corpse to grind 50 levels

And zero votes in the primary 
He's Chinese now
It feels like the US will explode every election for like 20 years
That country is beyond fucked

ikr
Corruption 
Burevestnik means stormcaller
:)
Sounds about right
yeah,
what is it?
I'd make an EU region character but I got 160 ping
and the game is unplayable on that
doro

"oOoOh I cAnT pLaY WiTh 160 PiNg" Australians, who have over 200 ping in every server that isn't Oceania and asia. (Asian servers are still like 170)
actual skill issue
Man fuck this
stop letting bogans sell ur fibre optic cables
I pray for Australians every night before bed
I hate ordering food now
if someone has a shittier connection it doesn't make it any less unplayable lol
I saw it and it was too good to be true
OCE/SEA players when they have to decide between China or a dead server
Shit government, shit internet, giant spiders, Chinese hackers in every game
With enough training you can play with any ping
No it's not fun
never seen two digits in my life
welcome back, Kosm
Just be Australian for a week 
Who is kosm
Might be cause of your wifi module
What happened to Kosm anyway?
I've got wife 6e on most so I can get fairly good ping with crap internet
i lived in the middle east and south east asia
I think its not my wifi module
oh no, are they gonna go into #🤖🐛🦑helldivers and cry incessantly now?
left on his own
It might be
no i tried
Ah
I've played hours of insurgency sandstorm with people from there
drama queen
What wifi module does your device have
something related to furries being bullied and everyone mentioning the fact they changed their profile pic
What was that one girl that came, and got bullied out and left with a whole ass essay?
I'm just gonna say it. furries kinda deserve it
Furries are the most oppressed group? Good. 
Eh. That's how I've always remembered maja
Not like she's coming back anyway 
No. That would mean that I'm not better than you.
I think I just did a racism lol
what modding warhammer 3 does to a dwarf
Nah. I completely understand that last one.
When you in the hospital for long enough you just start tweaking
@placid sail, #🔨modded-gamma-support be like
They're maddening. The weird smells, the sounds of old people throwing up, the white, the beeping machines everywhere, the FUCKING WHITE
Ultrakill players trying to play literally any other game
Buttplug support is accessibility feature, I'm glad it's getting more common
help mods, my ass fucker 7000 on arduino which I built myself is not working properly with gamma
he's supposed to strangle and fuck me when I take damage
has anyone had similar problems
THE GAME ALREADY DOES THAT
JUST MENTALLY
I have problems with alcohol
maybe they want it physically aswell
who are you to judge
Tbh I wanna be mean but I respect how they said it like it was any other support question.
Pfp checks out tho
thats disturbing
He's just an ultrakill player
"MACHINE, DEVS RELEASED AN UPDATE, I AM IN YOUR PROSTATE NOW"
Всем привет
you kill minos to trap him in a buttplug
"machine, please stop moaning everytime you parry my attacks, i am extremely uncomfortable"
what he say?
he said "hello all"
Hi Delight Hi Flop Hi A_Tam Hi Mr. Chaplain Hi Amodarius
ah okay
Greetings
Yeah. I'd also be excited about buttplug support if he was the one doing damage to me
I have finally been helloed by the cat man
Truly it is a magnificent day
hello
biggest promotion in your life

Sadam Obama
p!cat // hello, catboy 
The twink
you don't really know what twink means do you
I've seen Gianni's other roles
Someone simply foolishly gave the man moobs here
i thought you were talking about your aussie money laundering casinos for a second there
Casinos are more green than anything
the patrons
The patrons tho
sounds like home
isnt he like a lizard or something in it
Sebastian? He's a bunch of things at once
where else are you supposed to
?
Oh they don't know about Fallen Aces bathroom goon
No, I don't
oh
i think we're thinking of different games
http://FallenAsses.com
public voice file library: https://patreon.com/GetGianni website: https://GetGianni.com
Most likely
gianni is a synth lizard critter in the one im thinking of
public voice file library: https://patreon.com/GetGianni website: https://GetGianni.com
Oh. You're still on the VR game lol. Yeah no, robot lizard
There are no exceptions


oh you were talking about the uhh
roblox game
Yeah
yeah i havent heard him in that one yet
gn dry
I mean. Everyone wants to fuck the fish so Gianni does his job well
GOOD NIGHT, DRY
GOOD NIGHT
I don't 
GOOD NIGHT
You're right, the only thing that turns me on are bloodsuckers and a bag of hash
fake freedomer spotted
Fair enough
GET WELL SOON!!!
I AM TRYING
get well soon. NOW!
I HOPE YOU RECOVER SWIFTLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Hope you get well soon!

This is the most wholesome brainfart will ever be lol
If you dont get well soon I will personally come to your home and will personally fight the disease
i hope your fever dreams are highly unusual
I will shrink myself to molecular level and I will fight the fucking sickness myself
@pastel quartz
Haven't actually had a fever
Now we need TF 2 MGE Duty patch
you sure do love buff men
Or billy herrington
My opinions on freedom haven't changed one bit
I love what I strive to be
They're FUCKING ASS
i like funny weed goobers
(Literally?)
I'm just being facetious lol, love my boys in freedom
freedom is cool bruh
duty sucks cock
(literally)
Whoops forgot to actually reply
(That was to flops reply on me being a slandering freedom member)
Everyone does
Funniest shit is that majority of the eastern europeans I know side with Duty
Gets lonely in the zone
That vocabulary is a little too good. Are you a duty spy?
duty bad, yes
No, just my plug got ripped to shreds by a psudodog so I'm clear of mind right now
ew ew ew
I remember once turning a freedomer femboy into dutier gachimuchi lord by just explaining to him that duty is just a bunch of buff guys in leather suits in an industrial basement
Seems reasonable
I love fucking bloodsucker in romania
This shit was so peak
At this point its just what faction is the most homoerotic
its the right thing to do 
what happened to ur weed dealer?

I understand freedomers but I resonate with duty a lot more
Idgaf about hierarchy and militarism, the zone shouldnt exist and abusing it will lead to a disaster knowing humanity.
Yeah why are freedom the fruity ones?
Duty is
-marines (fruity)
-wears emo black suits (fruity)
-super burly (fruity?)
-leather suits (fruity.)
-hang around in a weird dungeon of a base (creepy and fruity)
I'm incredibly straight, that bloodsucker I fucked was female
Duty members are just eastern european Rudy Reyeses
the zone is a hell pit
and its only good use is the egg head use
Average duty recruit
anybody else will just make it worse
Desert your military company and actually do what military is supposed to
HE SAID THE THING
BAN HIM
DROP KICK HIM
Mods. Remove his testicles
So the military is meant to
checks notes
Spend their time shooting at the never ending supply random mutants?
and stalkers
Society
still better than fucking them
Don't bash it until you've tried it
?
inbred atleast
Ill bash you because you tried it

surely during some great winter or something the cavemen went below a healthy threshold
Something something math doesn't check out
You'll do what to me?
FUCKING KILL YOU
Friendly advice
It's probably cheaper for you to walk 4 kilometres to a restraunt than to order online
2+2 Is also 4
4km is nothing
wtf
shouldve walked that from the start
who orders food if its not like 6 miles away or longer
hiiii :3

Hii
hru
Someone busy playing metal gear solid snake Eater with a PS3 emulator
I just woke up
bitch is one handing a longsword 😭
Who
And she's a fucking girlboss for it
You can one hand a longsword
"nice opinion but I'm in your home"
Is this house flipper? Graphics look too good to be it
awesome
the 2nd
Gamma modpack for houseflipper?
balkan construction
it was just the first but with like 4 new objects lmfao
idk what game mbo posted
oh you stinky bastard
it says it!!!
I don't get what you meant by that
Can i get a "lil object thats nice to hold in the hand" rating
8.9/10 could be heftier
Does it have weight to it?
0
Brass heavy
not a brick
Also you burn some calories which is nice
But also i don't have the time or energy to walk all the way to a restaurant after a long day
Well yeah. when you order you're paying for convenience
The worst is getting there and you're sweating your ass off already
Walking to places in the summer sucks
house flipper?
My neighbour making renovation
10/10
Unless it's the pool
"4 four piece hot and crispy please"
I sweat so bad my boots end up leaking sweat
My boots actually keep my feet cool
Mine aren't hot
Leather can be breathable
I do too but its usually in my chest/head area
play stupid games, win painful prizes
I dunno what's wrong with me but my sweat ends up black
It carries away the dye from my clothes
And these aren't cheap or low quality shorts
That could be related to that particular piece of clothing but idk
I never had that
So that's even weirder
Anything i sweat in has thing thing so when I'm washing clothes it's just so much black water
I'm not built different
I'm built wrong
Gotta wear all white now, im sure that wont go wrong
Hotwheels or the colour changing ones
Both
I had a big ass bucket for the ones I had
I had a lot of them
But then i switched to transformers
Fuck me, fighting in cyberpunk really sucks
Really?
cyberpunks combat isnt really that good
The yt videos made it look cool
it only gets tolerable mid to late game because by then you have enough stuff to just bypass it
70 gigs and they couldn't make decent combat?
Then what's the point
Avoiding the shooting in a shooting game
I been tryna say that the combat was mid even after all the updates
Rip console bros
impeccable keanu reeves' acting
i still dont know why noone shits on cdpr for the last gen console fiasco, they released a game on consoles they damn well knew couldnt play it
Should I get cyberpunk 2077 on the ps4?
I jailbroke mine recently
@eager igloo can you change the fov on console now?
Or are they still dicks about that?
do not buy the old generation cyberpunk
it is a genuine scam
the consoles cannot run it
the console still cannot run it
Got it
Funnny how rdr2 can get 60 fps but not cyberpussy2077
On the ps4
That's just lazy optimisation
rdr2 is mostly wilderness, saint denis fucks with the frames
imagine if all of rdr2 was like saint denis
and you get cyberpunk
Fact that the playstation 4 can run last of us 2 and god of war Ragnarok just goes to show how crap the optimisation for cyberchungus 2077 was
Two very demanding next gen games btw
I dunno why this is funny but I'm playing PS3 emulator games on a ps4 lol
I can't that seriously for some reason
"kurwa!"
so real brother
Btw I made my own perfume
From monster
And mtn dew
After I turned it into wine
It smells like
Very classy vomit
Which is disappointing for me since
....I bought a used glass bottle for it
crackhead vulpes gets cast out my caesar and resorts to making nukashine in a cave with pet radroaches to kill any intruders to live out the rest of his days in
What lol
No i don't do drugs
Therapist suggested THC tabs but i haven't had any
Instead I fuck around with electronics
And emulate crap on other crap
I ran doom on my smart watch
Albatrossed
You just got albatrossed
Slipknot sounds furry ngl

You knew what I was talking about
You're no saint either
Samuel hyde






