#🎪bruh-fart
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I will not stand to this unfounded attack I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN YOUNG AND HIP
this is you

Yes hello I am also down with the kids
Have you seen how much he uses the word twink?
Rizz ohio am I right?
@eager igloo
He's basically born in 2010s
you've gyatt to be rizzing me
I have a russian pal that once learn the word "cuckold"
and immediately started using it for cases that are barely even close to the original meaning
Cuckold
reminds me of the modern usage of rawdogging everything
it was like watching a toddler learn a fun new word
That word is nowhere near modern
I used rawdogging way before
And even my brother too
It's been used in that context for a bit I feel
it's that case of the term being used ocassionally by some or even most people
and then stupid ass youth making it into a forced meme and ruining it for everyone
Love you too retard
may your car make flop's noises forevermore
quiet? Fuck
im gonna rawdog you
i need it to work
body shield voice chat is amazing
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Ayo?
Get back to trivia games ares
It's minecraft now
funny thing the author that wrote the story of his time... that the movie is based off of
WAS FROM SACRAMENTO

I'll be blunt with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgeIGSVYQM first 10 seconds
Ross goes looking for Utopia again in Culpa Innata.
Link to graphics mod (for uncensored version, requires dgvoodoo2):
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We are going to be a problem on black ops 6... making 2 people kiss each other is crazy LMAO
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Human shield proximity chat continues to deliver incredible moments
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NO,
Nothing ever happens
@placid sail apparently aside from physics and animation there shouldn't be a clear reason, and apparently gearbox fucked it pretty hard that attack speed/mvmnt speed/dmg is affected by fps
never
But the reason they changed from interval to fps based is due to universalizing the code base to work on both pc and consoles
Because consoles will always run in less fps than pc
amber heard?
the lyric is real but I'm making shit up after that
carry on wayward son
wtf...
he looks like he is about to do something nefarious
like the RDJ iron man face
took me a while
@cunning lance should i aim for 500, if so, which minor mods you got for me
smol mods
gun remodels i accept
asking a non-custom mod person about custom mods
do you have anything to offer
not really
imma download new levels then
the day has not ended, so the day has not been
spreading misinformation yet again 😔
Bruh I'm built stupid
I was hungry and thought about getting kfc cause it's sunday
I went to chrome and looked up how many gigabytes is kfc on pc
And then i had this bit of amnesia
I forgot what I wanted to look up and so I searched again
But this time I looked up kfc on steam
mysterious story
well, pretty ordinary, aside from the fact it wasn't tied to fps before them barging in
whar
What's the point of that?
you shut up
@fading shuttle

I am a nuclear powerplant after all
i see master card
i can play as eidolon 
i took this cool looking fella
Bug
best loadout
he looks stupid
bird
Pog
he's got a killer chin
Mewing
monolith run
Warfare sucks though
Very laggy

Lags
It does on mine as well
oh yeah and ew monolith

Za monolith
rockworshipper detected, 
best faction
i just like the loot of the starting area
The best faction is mercenary corp
every time i wanna play gamma i end up fucking quitting after the first few days
Or duty
shits boring now
I like the merc voicelines
roleplaying as your father
Mhm
my current merc run been going good
greetings twink @tidal trellis
👎
like the mid-late game might be more fun but
earlygame is a pain in the ass im gonna be fr
Twink loadout
BRUH
real
how
it is not a good weapon
Twink loadout
go ahead and replace that with a m4
no

floating suppressor on the USP is funny though
How it feels responding to anything flop says and adding twink to it: 
❌
claims are not factual
Claims are truth
fack checked by true patriots
true
and 

Why is it in your vision slot?
Your pistol
to keep 3 weapons
You can do that?
yes
you can also put a smg in the vision slot
we do not look at any other chat then brainfart
hmm
Also is just makeshift spyglass
Glory to mods
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What's the hotkey for that
The vison slot
like
4 i think
it only takes sidearms though
shit that can be 1handed
i need this song
cause I lack binos and my pistol is my backup gun 
Mp 7?
Just get a revolver and put a scope on that
Lethal binoculars
found it, its pilke silmäkulmassa if anyone is interested
but you have the shit poopy caca pistol
get a cool gun like the 1911
Is there a hitbox for the crotch?
muh two world wars
I had that in the start and got bored with it
ive heard theres hitboxes for each invidiual ballsack but thats probably going a bit far
there might be though
considering theres boxes for each eye
What about the 2011
You're pulling my leg
Seriously?
there are hitboxes for each eye
this im almost certain of
What's the point lol
high ass damage ig
If you're shot in the eye you're out of the fight
thanks, i just used my phone to look for it but thanks for the help
exactly
Your nose would do more bleeding damage considering the opening goes
A lot of people have survived eye shots believe or not
erm. nerd
this is probably the funniest thing ive seen this week
clapping like a seal at this
thanks i know im a genius of comedy
ive been called a prodigy by some
People have literally taken explosive rounds to the face
Lost one eye and still lived long lives
But never a direct hit to the nose
(there is no way a nose hitbox exists)
Someone mod that lol
Finger nail hitbox
toe hitbox
the groom and his boys spend 5 minutes in total on the ceremony, promptly ditch bride and everyone else and start pumping in a nearby room
Ovary hitbox
why
ear hitbox
The civil hitbox
5,56 is truly a twink's choice
Soul hitbox
It's an L85
hair hitbox
its a good gun bruh
a real man uses a desert eagle with a acog on it
Aura hitbox
it's so stinky dude
least in-game, I don't know anything about it irl
Personality hitbox
its served me well, so far anyway
Nipple hitbox
foreskin hitbox
Turn your nurples purple
hitting it is instant psychological damage
and removes the hitbox
What if you're already circumcised
This is both disturbing and funny
Reclaim your foreskin
cooked
Umbilical cord hitbox
your gamma experience
@tidal trellis i need help
Beat that lol
havent played gamma in a while and now guns are being sold at the trader
havent updated anything
Oh my god i have those exact same thigh highs
Yo. Sup homie

unneccessary information
man you using mods, I don't touch that
tf you mean you're using mods
GAMMA is a modpack
additonal mods, I should've said 
@narrow lotus this entire sport was made for you
thats someones aunt 
Nah I got one extra stripe
holy bakery
unnecessary information
@narrow lotus get this vulpes outta here
It's a sock lol
Madirex 2
exactly
All you know it's actually a handkerchief
ban him now
my game looks dead 
ban evasion
projecting
what did he mean by this
the stranger when he's doing stranger things
femboy ex mod
you better not be doing stranger things
my strange ass:
Small bits of fibre on your socks
Wash them
I did
set it on fire
both are dogshit
Man you know what i could really go for now
Some really good fucking bread
What is that?
bladee is a stupid name
can you guys start listening to good music
no idea how it's called in english
but there's a widely available tiny electrical thingy like that which is made to remove pilling on clothes
Lint remover

without pulling the strings
Ew
now I'm covered in.....
Do you scrub it against your clothes?
Sorta - you hold it against your clothes and move it around, letting the blades cut off the lint
So a shaver for lint
brainfart "I've existed for seven seconds in total" experience
When will I rank up 😵
Never
Unintentional emoji


@lofty sand, no xp here and offtopic
I've been talking in stalker chat too
I miss the voicechat xp
yeah right
yet another government psyop? not falling for it
📋 Your current level
You're placed at 2257th in the leaderboard.
we need voicechat xp back
pondering rn
then I want my master again
please let it fail
zazagun
zazasha
average tapco sks user
so that's why Finland is the happiest place in earth, they have automatic guns!
Wait
result of 300 porn mods
you read it carefully didn't you
Against my better judgment, yes
new pepe emote
@broken topaz, what is this? 

No he looks like atatürk
I dont like atatürk

And butcher hates omlenda
TB-2 strike has been called on your house from our great leader erdogan
Oh fuck
its REAL
is what it is
sharing your fetishes in public isnt "being brave, being yourself"
he should be afraid 
Why I am alive if I cannot suck my wifes big dong
This is not fetish, it is tge reality
lost to the rot
elden ring reference
Woke up my friend and have some Turkish delight
i wake up and get fresh as hell on a monday
Woke up this morning and got myself a gun
dooty
i will think about it
i aint playing freedumb anyway thats for sure
ive been thinking about it but with the gear it gives you off the start it feels like it'd be too easy
oh buddy UNISG is not easy let me tell you that
i'll do you one better
iron man UNISG
you will suffer

have you ever done a zombie run
think like this
nobody expect mercs are your allies
and you gotta go to dead city
all the way from dark forest
darkscape* 🤓
and everybody on the way attacks you
let me do you one up
no one except monolith are your allies and you decide to go to dark valley while wearing a leather vest and a respirator
from jupiter
actually sin too maybe
i think ive tortured myself more than unisg could ever
whats cheaper in gamma
762x39 or 762x54
i mean i feel like i know the answer already but im just confirming here
762x39
yup
also just realized i was on the easiest progression diff so starting with an sks is not an option anymore
762x54 
last zombie run i did i actually gave myself a lucifer artifact off the start iirc

which was a pain in the ass until i got lucky enough to charge it
after which it turned into the thing keeping me alive
this time im just gonna thug it out no lucifer arti 
low effort tree meme @tidal trellis
yall fw the setup @ruby minnow yall fw the fit
actually no you know what im spawning at outskirts
ive literally never gone there on any saves
i wanna meander
and get severely irradiated
can a man not do his hygiene things in peace
sweet sally, what in raidens name is this shit 
terrible 😵
Alo
i know
what idiot would make such a bad meme
🫵
why did flop talk about monster cum?
I guess well never know 
never did, its slander
its your word against actual non edit 100% true video evidence
My phone broken
Its audio level is fulling itself
what issue u getting
You know the audio stick
I'm passing the kill flops sanity test, mr surrae
Ita bugged and incresing volume constantly
by staying sane
It started doing this half hour ago
Nein
Gg
Doing restart again
I have a moto phone
Oh it fixed now
And my power is broken
So I have to plug it into a pc with ADB, run a script to turn it on if it ever turns off
Its creating bug report again
Yes something is in
Because it gets stuck
I solved by pressing it powerful
Hitting to technological devices solves everything
my regular singing teacher is on vacation, and another one I've practiced with is pretty skillful too
I'm pondering the idea of anime betrayal
@inland jackal I hit my phone and the volume bug solved
Literally me now
nicest thing I heard
what volume bug

The volume button got stuck
CDDA starting to get pretty good compared to the 0.G version
0.H is just around the corner and its got some pretty good additions to it from 0.G
How are you, busia
bing chilling
you?
gonna have a snack and plunge into atom rpg until I pass out soon
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@narrow lotus
bobamers
Never forget what they took away from you by printing money and not giving a crap about inflation.
what i do ths time
I don't need a reason
the dark power flows within me and compels me to wreak destruction
unwiseandmysticaltree has paid their respect for busy 💙
this is what befalls all muscovites
ʀᴀʙɪᴇꜱ
ʀᴀʙɪᴇꜱ
body horror
i could outrun scout
real plop would have been too shy to appear on camera, would have apologized for breaking the egg and dirtying the floor, and would immediately start cleaning it
all in a maid dress
real
slop
otherwise, good comparison
Plop

glop
👽

what
oh riiiigght that also reminds me
farewell a good chunk of brainfart users who are definitely adults, see you later
nuh uh good ending
are u killing urself?
look at the picture again el retardo

i dont know the lore
did they release the next story chapter or whatevs
nah not yet
they just do previews in progress reports
anyway, there's September 1st tradition in russian schools
is it a cartoon?
to carry a 1st grader girl around that rings the bell
we do celebrate 1st of sept too
signifying the start of school
tho this year is more 2nd, cuz monday
well what you don't understand then
You know
They made us stand there
For like an hour
Every single fucking time
ah, no. what we do is, senior students holds a hand of 1st graders and lead them to their classrooms
its pretty wholesome, ngl
I think some of the schools I was in had something like that
maybe
too ancient to remember now
Fuck do you mean some of
what have you done
xqc?
your mother
it means "a part of a number which is not all" you 3head
Youve been in more then one?

me and @grizzled meadow
lemme think
i knew u are a drug addict
@narrow lotus @solar obsidian @river zealot @fading shuttle @broken topaz https://youtu.be/bOfD7hy6PJ8?si=C5p_hkJu0BTChsNB @inland jackal
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four schools, I think
falco def has hair so that means u are balding 
Watch Later list increases
Croat once told me
The world is gonna roll me
I meant that the Serbians had a weather weapon
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my family was moving from one place to another at the time
i was in 3 schools, but living in the same spot
our schools arent from 1st grade to 12th
shiiiiiiiitt, imagine spraying yourself with those spiked texture paint
I remember doing that when I was little
never ask Delight what he was doing in Yugoslavia in '02
Pre-Gymnaisum
Gymnasium
Or straight up school
is it 1-11 too
i forgot how they were properly called, we just said "school"
Me preparing to meet Busy to discuss my and Delights history in Yugoslavia
our system is from kindergarden to 12th grade, but the schools are like: kindergarden-4th grade, 5th-10th, 11-12th, ect.
he must not know.
bruh
spending 12 years in school
no it's usually like this:
1-4th is elementary
5th through 10th is middle
11-12th is abiturient
You can also switch out after 8th grade to a professional school and get a job specilization whilst studying
i wouldve not mind that
getting birthed
actually i met with him in 02 in Iraq
idk how he survived the air strikes from the US but he did
lol
I was commanding SAM Sites in the area, they kept the americans under some sort of a leash.
Fallujah was crazy as fuck doe
Army dudes were pushed back but Marines were Marine'ing
Murtadi Samra, codename "Delight", dangerous middle eastern freedom fighter, earned his nickname by sucking off his captives to death to get the info

sighted in Iraq, Yugoslavia and many other hot spots
i love terry crews ngl
i have seen him
do wonders with his SVD
Aslanbek Gurenovich, Codename "Busy", dangerous chechen freedom fighter, earned his name by decapitating 2 POWs with one swing.
he can take on five men, and not just in battle
imagine you're about to get executed
the last thing you hear
"Hawk tuah spit on that thing"
"pull his pants down"
when will the mods delete the helldivers channel btw
they didnt
whinedivers
only when iedy conquers his crippling gooning addiction
yeah so I'm asking
eepydivers
god i cant stand these larpers
Which ones sepcifically
bedgedivers
all of them
You must be real fun at parties probably
they need the goon logs for the goon cave sessions
I bet mods have a separate channel
where ledy just posts goondiver shit

just ask iedy for all the helldivers porn on his pc
#nsfw is real!!!
@solar obsidian
folders are too big to load fast 😔
hey, W 
something is clicking in my left part of headphone
you don't need to ask him
mfw just the iedy horny posts alone takes up multiple chatlog pages
he posts all of it in helldivers anyway
Helldivers was fun until the nerfs began crippling the shit out of it
We made flamethrowers more realistic!
makes the most unrealistic shit ever
dont type "cursed" in tenor
devs forgot that realistic != fun
they're so preoccupied with balancing they balanced out the soul of the game
Its not even that, they made flamethrowers less realistic
Heat ignores armor and there is a reason why molotov cocktails were effective during the winter war
they also made the flamethrower spout flames
not gasoline which burns up
Me when my realist game has a feature that lets you dance over the bodies of your enemies instead of getting traumatized and committing suicide 5 years after deploying
they basically turned it into buthane torch
also we got riot shields and heavy armor but there's really no juggernaut/tank build
Heavy armor is useless as fcuk due to knockback
the shield is basically paper and they just don't care
HEEEY BUD WHERE YOU GOING, I THOUGHT WE WERE RIDING
dude didn't die, lame
I was kinda hoping he'd get stabbed by the horn or have his head stepped on
guess we doing brazilian miku now
ты бы и собаку
Nice dog
:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️
You could have a dog too
śmierdziel jebany kurwa
me_and_my_dog.mp4

:flag_pl: Polish (polski)
⬇️
fucking stinker
lol
Translator is a bit quircky today, no?
I didnt say
Parszywiec zapchlony skurwysyński.
no
we are not doing brazilian miku anymore
like 2 days after brazilian miku blew up in twitter
brazil banned twitter
really bad timing
funniest shit ive ever seen ngl
brazillian mfs acting like they were about to die irl
prshchwitszktesshptzs!
💯
is that Terry Crews?
looks like he's off the steroids
looking much healthier
bro thats ai look at the hands
Miło

hows it goin mr busy
my cat is broken
send it back to the factory
i am
what if she wears a fursuit
Means she's suspiciously rich
sugar mother
yours is being *** 
the fuck is that
Which one?
sony's GOTY
It's one of sony's, nay gaming's biggest mascots
That's the mario to their Nintendo
ps5 controller but living
i don't get it
idk,you tell me

He's a lost cause catbites

Hi twink
👎
A cougar is
a women in her 25+
while your underaged
your like in your early twenties
or 18-20
Generally a way older women then you
oh
"Okay"
exactly, you get it
who is she?
i see
Not true stupid
Cougars are 40+ year ladies that are looking for younger guys etc
40? kinda too old
It’s like same thing
Old as women
Want young guys
He's a minor, everything is old to him
clint?!?!
thats clint and gus gus :D
yeah but its a bit older than usual , usually cougars are the one at menopause
so even 45+ sometimes
cougars are old decent looking ladies
iedy is a male cougar
📚 cougar
An attractive woman in her 30's or 40's who is [on the hunt] once again. She may be found in the usual hunting grounds: nightclubs, bars, beaches, etc. She will not play the usual [B.S]. games that women in their early twenties participate in. End state, she will be going for [the kill], just like you. Associated with milfs
Idk that sounds more like a Natasha type of woman
Natasha = female Casanova
oh 
I was around the ball park
tegu attack

how are you today mr ezoni
📚 Natasha
The most beautiful, smart and perfectly delecta-licious-mazing, [uber] delicious double chocolate-chip [cookie dough] square of a girl all [wrapped] in super pumpkin-spice awesomeness! :)
tf
I played destiny 2 for 14 hours straight last knight
i wondr
Hahahahaha get fucked
kill yourself
</3 last wish
i like ummm riven :3
natasha
uhmm
leviathan
I think i did last wish at one point
6 person raid
most memorable part is prob vault and the relay race at the end
oh wait im tweakin
it was that one thingy to get the cool exotic sniper
whisper of the worm
I played for a while during origins, then quit for 10 years lmfao
I grinded my ass off during like uhmmm
warmind
up to like shadowkeep
and then i stopped playing when that one came out
BRING BACK /urban
tf2 hater
wasnt that like the best weapon in the game or something when it released
you spread lies on the internet
the pearly gates will be closed for you
1K? nah
its alright DPS, nothing great
wyrm is better DPS
aight
yes thats kina like my whole thing 
you just realized now?
he's so stupid 😭
the silly creature
He’s interaction farming on you two and you’re feeding him
Yall alr know it's that time of year https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?si=pxUc4hZ5n0uwK7Ue
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FIRST OF SEPTEMBER RAAAH
📚 Urban ( | 'ɜrbən )
- Located in or characteristic of a city or city life
- Relating to or concerned with a city or densely populated area
I thought define got nuked
Couldn't find anything on Ryry
indescribable
📚 Flop ( | flɑp )
- Exactly
- Fail utterly; collapse
- Someone who is unsuccessful
- A complete failure
- The act of throwing yourself down
The haters are trying to sabotage me
Couldn't find anything on Syno
opps fr
Couldn't find anything on Ryryry.
damn
Couldn't find anything on Soundtrackj
Couldn't find anything on Iedy
Couldn't find anything on Skynet
📚 Dry ( | draɪ )
- Become dry or drier
- A reformer who opposes the use of intoxicating beverages
- Lacking interest or stimulation; dull and lifeless
- Humorously sarcastic or mocking
- Remove the moisture from and make dry

yikes
huh, how about that
@grizzled meadow
Need this guy to keep me motivated 😭
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due to the recent events, the smiling cat meme is not smiling.

Real
What happened
alternate universe where fun dog studio wins an award and the devs go up on stage and insult EA for 30 minutes straight when
I'll never remember the time someone asked "who are you" on twitter.
Like mf. Idk who you are either, this is twitter
Understandable
I bought three things from the story yesterday
It cost 17.45$
Wasn't even particularly good items
What the fuck are you talking about
500 cigarrettes divided by 3?>
Ofc the sweet lady that was next to me gets replaced by this fossil who's voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard
Man hospitals suck
:(
A bottle of shampoo, chest decongestants, and a can of cashews 
17$

I guess it ain't all bad
ME
@winged chasm
It's over. My life has become meaningless
5 stages of grief



