#🎪bruh-fart
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does he have a middle name?
its just gonna be another do do shit fart triple A game
I'm not allowed to talk about dying light 2 sadly
no
ok I'll play DL1
wdym?
safety hazard
Safety hazard how
i dont get it
Its a reveal trailer
They might have a good explanation in the game
they are not acknowledging the following at all bro
i checked the description man, its implying that the experiments gave him his powers
I'll dm it to you
they dropped the following like a sack of potatoes
me when they retcon a dlc because they didnt want crane to be ugly
Mainly the story wasn't good compared to the first
huh
usually, when i play or think about a zombie game
im not really thinking about the story
more thinking about the zombies and combat stuff
which watching dyling light, looked pretty cool

dying light 2s story was originally gonna be written by josh sawyer, who wrote new vegas
but halfway through development they dropped him because false allegations came up, and they scrapped every bit of story writing he gave them
Shikanoko
oh right new episode out
dumb ass show
me when the function has a grill
is this prototype
it will never not be weird seeing rogal dorn without the muttonchops
Man
Prototype 1 would be so much better
If only it wasn't so fuckin quiet 
I bet Rogal Dorn likes trains
you're right, I remember blasting system of a down while playing it
more of a fulgrim thing tbh
Get your head out of the gutter
me when woman detected
because he likes a train ran on him!!!
AAAAAAA
FULGRIM IS A HOMOSEXUAL
beats getting head in the gutter
They dont even ask me why im so quite
they just stare
Fuck it
He should just bite the curb, and I'll solve all his problems
at my yakubian cranium
who on left?
touhou character
we are NEVER getting prototype 3
and if we do, it is going to be so fucking shit
real
games just arent edgy anymore
mercer has fallen on some hard times man
relegated to shitty mobile game ads
Poor guy he was trying to pay attention
Good morning guys
Did yall bully the AI from here?
Assassin's Creed
god damn 10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c50gFkG91jc IT LOOKS SO PEEEAAAK
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they retconned crane
its not peak
so glad they decided to just make a new standalone game instead of shoehorning content into dl2's shitty mechanics
backtracked on the entirety of the following dlc
its happening
don't care, this looks miles ahead of dl2
i got a chest
I'm watching catcore videos
actually looks grounded and realistic instead of being a shitty looter rpg
crane shouldnt look human, he should be a sentient volatile, why isnt he ugly
skt t1 zed
trash
It's going to have elysium from dl2 2021 e3
?
or did I gaslight myself into believing they actually started working on 3 
its not gonna have ugly volatile kyle crane, why even bother
THIS IS WHAT HE SHOULD LOOK LIKE GODDAMN IT
how dare you retcon the following
so instead of predator jaw they made him a pretty boy?
this is him now
he just looks normal
Bro just got some plastic surgery in Turkey, relax everyone.
The fact that it blocked the blood vessels in his ass is no issue since he ain't even human anymore.
smh, kyle crane should look like this
would make a more entertaining game because we gotta hide our face constantly
dying light 2 dlc spoilers
no?
I loved those games 
this is dying light 1 bro
i'm joking
dying light 2s dlc is dogshit and has nothing worthy of being a "spoiler"
but wouldn't you only be restricted to certain times of day? or did Cranes mutation go as far as the mother and...by that, she was in control regardless of time of day?
or wha
the ending of the following shows crane with hands of a volatile as the sun goes down
and then we hear a volatile scream
so he transforms quick
ok here i'll give some spoilers off of the leak
also the mother wasnt in control regardless of time
she should still be feral during night
||in the dlc we will find crane and we find out that he's human at morning but a monster at night||
yeah? thats what being a sentient volatile is
he is just like me fr fr
except they retconned the fact that hes a sentinet volatile and just made him some guy
I mean yeah but, you'd still be disfigured
do you just fix your jaw everytime its day? 
and fix up your skin
a monster at night under the sheets

i mean we'll see how the second dlc comes out
he has a great skincare routine
bloody ties wasn't the best
💅
like, i dont care what the dlc says, no experiments or skincare routine can turn this into that
only way they can do this is by retconning the entirety of the following
what happned on the right
he stayed up too late playing terraria so one of his eyes is bloodshot now
is that crane
yes
why is he back in dl2
idk
i assume this is what your complaining about
Did crane gain weight
nah my complaint is that hes still human
no you got fat so your definition of skinny is wrong
because he's a cool character and they need to sell
doesent lore say he mutates sometimes and back to zombie
he should look like a volatile, aka this
but still be sentient during the day
more like this i think
yeah pretty much
Is this the hunter from the be the zombie gamemode?
thats what im complaining about, genuinely think they retconned that because they didnt want crane to be ugly
yes
your mistake was thinking dl2 was good
mid
Its decent
not even gonna be dl2, its gonna be a spinoff
"dying light the beast"
ok so also dogpoob
yeah
we cant have anything nice anymore
imagine a dying light game with full campaign where you play as the zombie
wasn't it going to be a dlc?
i hope its like that
dunoo
the leak did say it was going to be a dlc
but they changed a lot of things ig
i mean yeah, it would be much more entertaining if crane had to actively hide the fact that he was a monster from people, imagine walking into settlements looking like a fuckin volatile
considering that anyone who purchased the Ultimate Edition of Dying Light 2 Stay Human will receive Dying Light: The Beast for free, this IS that dlc
extended into a separate game

im already positioned against it cus they retconned shit

Horny edelgard image inbound
what
who do you expect to get this weirdly specific reference
real ones
damn
what is this military faction
Could be the GRE
they seemed to like fucking over kyle
oh fuck
or could be a whole new group
I just realized I have no toilet paper
F
That's rough buddy
idk
their gear looks very post apocalyptic
like makeshift armor
it just they have NVG and guns
They may not actually have plot relevance and are just cool operators to showcase in the trailer
use ur hands
But idk, this looks dope, they actually have gone back to it being a gritty survival esc game rather than a shitty looter rpg
I’d find it hilarious if it’s DLC for Dying Light 1 since Dying Light 2 was so mediocre they were like “fuck go back.”
Dl2 combat and parkour but with dl1 gameplay loop and map design is peak for me
Real, i love dl2 but they NEEDED to just have a fresh start, it's probably easier to make a whole new game rather than to overhaul dl2 to make its mechanic be in line for a survival type game
This seems like its basically my dream dying light game
shitposting even 1000 BC
I think my biggest complaint about DL1 (besides the super basic story and characters) was how early you got the grappling hook. That shit just trivialized parkour even without the cooldown bonus.
Like, yeah, you could choose not to use it but it won’t get rid of the thought that you could just grapple over something instead of climbing.
the word "trivialize" here means that it became too easy
Except in the DLC where they were like “fuck parkour, here’s a buggy.”
I love how he just puts his hands on his hips.. Like yep, all he can do is watch it happen xD
like what else can you do at that point xd
Awwww crows :3

brother is speaking facts
Can't believe crow is so racist
politic meme
mods
They're smart creatures c:
And they're spooky
ok wtf is this 
maybe but i think they are just silly creatures
Oh it's anti israel o;
begging for a ban
that's what
what are u
i guess
can't say edger with a hard R, man
Ketchup your pic is adorable I love it
god damn ur a sad piece of human being
arguing online on a shitpost server
thank u urs is too
Thanks! :3
Normally, you'd be correct
But that's not what I'm doing here
wasting oxygen is what u are doing
just like me
They're just upset you posted to meme with the israel flag being flung by the crow xD
Politics!!!
Nah
posting that after posting that other video is a bit too much
#🎪bruh-fart message
Ohhhh WOW I didn't think of that
o.o
This just reminds me I live out in the boonies and there’s no good chinese food anywhere nearby
i cry evrytiem
Two is a coincidence
Three is a pattern
We're only at two right now, afaik
What would you order?
Fair : /
All of the crab rangoons and orange chicken
everything is political nowadays honestly
aw ur sweet
Yes, but your posts that we're talking about are a bit too much
it was just a crow
It was off you posted the concentration camp before that o:
oh yeah that
true my bad
Maybe you can try playing dumb with the moderators when they come down on you later, see how that works out
If you wanna make edgy jokes, you can't do too much all at once, man
Well yeah concentration camp is touchy is it not xD
well cant get political here so i cant say anything but people should care about the present time
not the history
it already happened
Ah fuck, he's getting dumber
なんだこのM14😳‼️そして何故ブレない?射手の腕もいい💪
💖 635 🔁 101
I think people are thinking you don't like joos o:
@toxic sundial

nah dont have anything against them

@solar obsidian 
Drum-fed full-auto Garand?
Not a garand, m14
ohh
Too be honest though, the M14 may as well be a mag fed garand
They just moved the gas piston a bit, I think
ITs in the title 
hmm yes, gun
And in .308
It's in japanese
"Let's adopt a new cartridge that performs almost identically to the previous one"
"What's the advantage?"
"The case is a bit shorter, saving on weight in the cartridge and chamber"
"First of all, you're promoted,"
Just as well
If we hadn't adpoted 7.62 NATO back then, we'd still be using .30-06 today
Is black-tip 30-06 at 1$ per bullet cheap?
Let's make all of NATO cancel their smaller caliber weapons contracts and force them to use our 30 cal, and then not even a decade later switch back to the smaller bore weapon
no
Regular 30-06 is about a dollar a round, ap rounds are going to be much more
Then we'll have our combat arms guys adpot a new 6.8mm high pressure cartridge
Complete the holy work of mounting a M2 on literally everything by finding a way to make it man-portable.
High pressure > big cartridge
hi pookie
I will never stop believing in caseless
hiiii
gimme space gun
We took what we learned from 9mm vs .45 acp and applied it to rifle cartridges
But I feel like the new ammo is a bit extreme

someonen on a diff server impulse-bought like 26 of em
speaking of handgun have you seen the czech 7.5?
I want something in 7.5fk soooo bad
Czech ones are great
plus the company is called BRNO
Only on Forgotten Weapons
The performance seems crazy
Brno is a shithole tho
100% real colorized footage of Ketchup :)
Rolling for new weapons in darktide is so cancer holy shit
not the industry but the town is
I would pay extra just to guarantee above 370 roll
Make it cost 10x idc
I don't like clicking the same button 8 times and seeing nothing higher than 340
Not only does it perform well, but it looks really cool
I like it when handguns have something blocky in front of the trigger guard
he did a video on it?
The goal of the 7.5 FK project was to create a cartridge with a level of performance that could exceed that of the highly effective 125 gr (8.1 g) JHP .357 Magnum load,[clarification needed] be at least as effective terminally as the 7.62x39mm Russian and 5.56×45mm NATO cartridges when fired from short (8–10 in (20–25 cm)) barrel AK and AR type platforms, and to provide a package small enough to fit a standard-size military automatic pistol. Another goal was to have a flat trajectory and be accurate enough to engage targets at 75–150 m (82–164 yd), which is the most common engagement distance in modern combat situations.
sounds hype 
Pretty sure
I might be thinking of InRangeTV
cyberpunk gun 
ah fuck we in brainbrain again
nnobody is using the high pressure 6.8 yet. the guys training are using a lower-pressure brass casee version due to how the tough the high pressure rounds are onn the guns
I keep sperging out talking pewpew
real
no keep talking about ur guns
It's just a hollow space for the user to add/remove tungsten weights
Helps with recoil control

makes sense, but I guess the mountain dwellers know guns so I give em a bit of trust
i don't know guns 
has there been a big fail coming from SIG?
mountain dwellers?
oh
thats awesome actually
||I don't get it||

do you remember that episode from spongebob where Patrick and Spongebob had that box and squidward didnt get it
its exactly that
have you ever sat on the toilet but your meat got underneath your leg so it took a second to get a grip and take the weight off?
my average lobby in R6 tbf
bro what is that at the end lmao
i have no clue
activation code for all the sleeper cells in taiwan
ntt334
now you have awoken them
at your service winnie ping 
fellas
is it me or is black myth wukong
like a fake NFT game?
supposedly it's one of the highest bought on steam right now but
i haven't seen anything besides the main picture
has anyone actually played that game
it's out ?
idk
if it's real im becoming a chinese commie
yeah its out
Get Goof Juice https://gamersupps.gg/?ref=moist
This is the greatest black myth wukong game of All Time
Get a Starforge PC https://starforgepc.com/moist-yt
Merch https://moistglobal.com/
Comics https://badegg.co/
it is real holy shit
job
i love her so much
woah...
how tf did you upload a 70 min vid
am just that good
The game has been hyped to shit in China as their first big domestic single player AAA game.
So a significant portion of the player numbers and reviews are from Chinese players.
Had very little traction in the west.
@opaque lotus, dank memes
👍
lil fella
Sammy
happy happy happy

Yippeee
exactly
zipglorp?

he looks like a alien
bit fucking rude
Imagine waking up to that on your chest in the morning
o.o
Staring at you
That's why you pick a different breed of cat
let me see and i'll tell you
@flat fractal, u didnt have to change ur pfp
I really did lmao
Mayhaps
marksman or m247?
yall bullied poor evie into changing pfp smh
It's a ragdoll tho, he aint the brightest
Meanies x.x
don't lump me in with them
just keep the same pfp. their opinions dont count on it, because they didnt share theirs
The hate will keep flowing tho
if he looks pretty enough he doesnt need to be smart
its okay
i swear all nato spaa from that era look the same
not really
He's aight, big ol' flooffball that begs for food every 3 seconds
Gepard me thinks
but both marksman and gepard have the same gun system
m247 has way larger silhouette
but they look very alike
simp
im looking at all nato countries atm in warthunder from that time period and they are like copy paste
what type of help do you do delight
gamma support
hiiii @solar obsidian
help deez nuts

Incorrect loud buzzer
hiii :3
why doesnt frota have a cat spammer tag yet
as we say in sweden sov sött vakna blött "sleep sweet wake up wet (:"
Easiest block of my life
we also have sov gott vakna torrt "sleep ok wake up dry"
both rhyme btw
this has been your daily swedish lesson i take paypal
u never know with ur soothing voice
one more networking talk away from a coma
I will behave next time
im lowkey intressted in that sort of stuff but i was just way to out of it
it was amusing how quickly it happened
State your name
nah you wont remember me
oh no
Memory goes pretty far
Kill him quick
Mods
i think '18 was cw
uhhhh you might have the wrong fella then cus I never had that
hmm
like cop to rebel?
yes
no I hated them
neither, did you go by the same name?
no
what was it
oh
obv not the char name
either way, what a surprise 
its been a long time but obv i remember i17
Surrae aka mr worldwide
did we talk ic
both
what was ur char name
Can't remember
lmao fair
Metzger maybe
i remember i17 well but camp deliverance leaves me wondering a bit
hmmmmm
was that the one with the BUILT sewer or the actual mapped-in sewer
These random events need to stop happening at 1am
you'll have another one tomorrow
but i didnt message til now
well yeah you're in the right pond for sure
the char name was frank "anderson" malson (original name)
dude the fucking lore for the death was so stupid
was it drama that killed you?
i'll explain
there will be another one after tomorrow
so there was a guy who i hadnt talked to for a while suddenly returning to hl2rp
and for whatev reason he made his char into a cannibal instantly
i thought it was cool cuz i was a kid then and i decided to go along with it
technically this wasnt allowed as you needed perms but it seemed to not have been enforced
yh
at one point some bumfuck retard kills himself in the sewer and i just rp hacking the bastard up and the "friend" group i managed to muster up didnt care much but i offered it to someone (who didnt see it)
technical pk perms right here
now this person decided to tell someone (as far as i know) and that got me killed
now the person who killed me had a turncoat CP outfit
and had two goons with him
i know this because i was afk for around 20 mins and i came back JUST as i got shot
which sure was my fault for going afk
is that retarded morty
only retard who ran around with a suit in any iteration
k4r
but my retarded ass decided to not listen
and i got myself killed
LMAO
Holy shit that name hurts
he is still alive somewhere
either he larps as an e girl or is trans nowadays i dont fucking know
i hear kek was decent nowadays
Shaolin?
im not 100% certain its the same fielders but i know stalkerino is the same
fielders has a weird ass dog pfp half the time
ik its him cuz he has k4e in his FL
ah
yeah I cut myself off that group due to some bs, don't rly speak to folk from there anymore
there's prob more people but i dont recognize them
Except this retard that found his way into my circle @tidal trellis
lore
i just got bored and when i tried to return hl2rp was dead
bless him
except impulse
you

I hear netspark is ok now
i do wonder why i thought you were the cp
But idk
im so confused
never heard of it tbh

i dont really play hl2rp anymore
i only returned to gmod because a stalkerrp came out
I was told to join netspark by multiple people but I just can't care enough to
run by someone i know does good events atleast
ik the dev I think
I'm done with that
who
does it have a pda system
yes
where you can write msgs n shit
yeah I saw a friend stream it and he yapped about the dev a bit but I forgot
is there a man named castle there
uhh
wait wait
oh yes
the impulse?
Castle? Nah I don't think so
old stalkerrp
He's too angry for that
wdym the impulse
ik he was invited by devs
Yeah it's alive
hmm nevermind, was thinking of some other darker times
they said he used to run the bloc for a while and killed the serv
'alive'
just have bad memories of that word in general
i mean everyone who played it grew up
true..
what I started playing when I was 14?
there's a new one coming out which is both vc and text which seems pretty cool
I'm 21 now
first hl2rp i played was 2014 which means i was literally 9 lmao
19 now
19 gang
well basically 19
The fuck flop you are 19?
what did you think I was???
good morning sunshine
20 some shit
so literally 11 yo playing that shit
Old enough to buy a handgun
I will be this oct 6th, 20
damage to your brain
Man
i mean it taught me english unironically
Irreversible at this point
Not old enough to buy a pistol
same yeah
but still, no handguns.

I'm a pacifist
most of my gpa was because I was good at English yeah
meh it just gave me more a chance to study for more important shit
well now you threw me off, i thought I knew you but the Ken I knew was older
teachers knew i was good so they let me do whatev
i mean its a rather generic name
Show artifacts
very cool
i think i only told my true age to someone i believe was dr pepper
for whatever fucking reason
I would if it was mine
he got doxxed yk
did you see the parkerr vid on him
sure did
legend is a reach
OHHHHHH NO
hi twink
well yeah like infamous type shit
convicted felon is a better phrase
is he convicted
I'm gonna go insane
hl2rp to twink pipeline is real
zenimax ratted him to police and permad him off of ESO
LOOOL
because he was being noncey
as you should anyways in my loner play through I maxed out my rep with every faction but bandits and monolith
And freedom
bro just
no it was 2018 100%
Block it out ur memory
i think its fucking hilarious tbh
its not traumatizing or whatev nor did i properly send anything
(he wanted it bad)
he was pretty hidden in 19
wasnt 19 then
He was getting razed
ik for sure it was 2018 tho
alternatively i just hit another weirdo
or he got bored cuz the mf left after around 3 weeks of playing
I keep being hit with bad RNG in this merc run
1 gunsmithing kit and 1 basic toolkit in AW
Yes I know I don't necessarily needs tools but idc about speedrunning
Truck cemetery stash soon
I have like 9 expert tools rn
I already maxed out every trader
maxed out monolith light
good on you 
okay but im so confused tbh
maxed out skat
on what?
if castle didnt run the bloc for a bit
I know :3
who the fuck is he then LOL
just a Scottish dude
holy shit??? I get to sleep on my own bed tonight?????
'22
and not on the floor???
fair
Maybe '3
nah im stealing it brother
so wait
oh yeah should explain uh
if you know k4e
when'd you meet him
eesh
i played scprp with him
fakelands?
i recognize the name but my memory is dogshit
or Lost
i know lost
right
that might narrow it down
It's over.
why the fuck do you know me
Do you know about
Yes
LOL
ok so you aren't that new
no god no
errr
i played kraut from start to finish in clockwork
yes
Rings a bell
that was also my char when i ran a stand/group with pilotbland
do you remember Dan the Man
i was supposed to be 'other guy' but someone was already called 'that one guy' and i thought it'd be too weird
oh yeah shit explaination
bro again it rings a fucking bell but i cant remember
basically
in the summers our family sleeps in 1 room, all of us. Cause using a AC and fan for each room would take too much out of the power bill
wtf man
Greetings.
That's counter intuitive

first msg for me was apr 26 2016
You warm each other because it's so hot
how does that work
what's ur @
i can probably remember you from profile posts
Kenny.
yes with the dot i made whats-his-name change it for me
kenny.1197
it is relatively spacious and we sleep a part
i made uhh
i remember i posted the gorillaz album cover thing but i replaced it with hl2 citizens
my magnum opus
Thanks Alex for nuking every iterations documents
nowadays i notice this is somewhat mediocre
Get that outta here
lmao
they'll catch on like flies
he's true
LOL
sometimes i sleep on my tile floor, it feels good on my back
Jesus christ
i was everywhere a bit
but not anywhere enough to be remembered properly
i am a fleeting memory...
bro
i don't remember half of the ppl from there
My mind actively clears it out my head
i dont remember most people
trauma response 💔
all's well that ends well
i remember the name but i'd need to hear more
base in cistern, meant for refugees and topside rebs
i think so yes
we blew up certain pathways and blocked some
shotcop galore
i think so but i think i mostly kept to outlands then



