#🎪bruh-fart
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true
don't worry about it
Who on this earth would not agree?
That seems pretty normal. Well, the latter part. The former is pretty common but not always healthy either. Unless it's just banter. Banter is alright, starting real shit is not.
i like my tea tasting like grass clippings
not really, i might overexaggerated, im sorry
thats why brainfart is best channel
just nonstop banter

wait till you try some MRE instant coffee
yeah bro im a tea guy, lipton 
yeah bro im a coffee guy, canned shit
I would consider MRE as an exception since its an MRE
but there are good MRE coffee out there
like the JTF2 one
canadian one iirc
Honestly the real tea is the expensive shit you buy in tea specialised stores
Chinese shit
I am here loading my caravan with memes on the way to meme-starved parts of the internet. But a humble meme merchant turned humanitarian aid. Though sometimes I'll post stuff here as well.
not unless u live in china
Its just imported from there
i prefer my tea without ground up rare animal bones/horns in it
Hopefully
im not a tea guy but if you come up here and declare ur a tea guy and just drink lipton or ice tea go fuck yourself
magical wizard juice (contains a deadly poison that makes you see an appraition of god and kills you within 10 minutes)
same goes for coffee guys with canned coffee or instant
Ah, the good tea, lipton, heated in a microwave, just like them traditional brews!
You know the fact that you know where that character is from
if i had nitro, i would use a gif
i fr do not
You don't need nitro to use gifs
and i have her into my pfp
just as china intended
What the fuck with Americans and heating water in microwaves
Also for some reason
not american but I do this
as pfps?
same goes for cooking sunny side eggs
Ah
yuck
Yeah you so for that
if ur sunny egg aint cooked in the middle shove it in the microwave
ughhh
bro don't you have a stove ?
I don't know, gotta ask American that. Though microwaves are quite practical. Prison-style cooking in one, made more rice in such than in a pot by now (though I use rice cooker in general outside of such experiments nowadays).
he cant handle anything except children
it's a well known web series
Also i havent seen a single american electrical kettle
or just boil water in
sometimes the pan heat cant reach all the way in the middle unless u flood the pan with oil which is not ideal
Exactly. No doubt that's what driven chinese daoist considerations in their pursue of heaven.
i cook with a pan like the founding fathers intended
i have like the adequate needs to cook as intended
Let me taunt you with mention of me having still quite some tasty, hearty pasta sauce with delicate meat and stuff, ready to be mixed with a strainer full of long, traditional spaghetti pasta
and i got mommy's bread and some cheese
I love my electrical kettle
Same
You're not italian, stop pretending
Eh, could be worse.
You got what?
Italian gatekeeping
I bought one with a couple preset temps, 50 - 60 - 70 and boiling and it's sooo great for making various teas
mama mia they hit the penta gon
Never claimed to be one. What I am however is a cheapskate and making pasta in bulk is really cutting costs!
is that italian enough
man I love my kettle
Penta gon
No, can't even quote the audio properly
my mother, my progenitor's bread, the meal done with wheat, water, yeast and salt and other stuff i cant remember
you're a sand dweller surrae
You mean like the bread your mother made?
Chat am I missing out on another Maja clone, I haven't logged on Discord lately
Uhhhhh
Stella clone but from south america
And less retarded
you missed out on nobody saying he could have fucked them
you missed out on nobodys dr disrespect moment
isnt stella the french one?
thats an upgrade
Yeah
Upgrade
My man J fell off for a moment
I was picking up a cupcake man
Also missed a Zuckerberg clone
yeah, the first thing that is mentioned in the epic of Gilgamesh
based refference
📚 Gilgamesh ( | 'ɡɪlgə,mɛʃ )
- A legendary sumerian king who was the hero of an epic collection of mythic stories
What ahahahah
Cool
Gilgamesh and Enkidu, totally just BFFs
Girugamesh
GROGMESH
She might still be here so keep your eyes open
it
Im installing war thunder
''When bread was first tasted in the sacred shrines of the land''
Today we grind
Now thats epic
ok now u just flexin
Bread has existed since the human is able to put a phrase together
can you bring that cold over here
Bread has been the most important meal in every culture and historical era
I like to imagine Falco occassionaly bumbling into brainfart, tasting the air and smacking the lips a little and going CHE SCHIFO NOT ITALIAN, NOT ITALIAN
brod and nut
No
the Bread
sorry
Damn now i kinda feel bad
can't mute or ban my thoughts in my head kekpoint
not unless he mind blasts you
That's how they get you, don't fraternize with the enemy
dont feel bad, if im being annoying, saying it is healthy
We got Anti-Maja before GTA 6
I might get carried away easily, but if my stupidity is being an annoyance, i dont mind controlling it
there's always a chance that in an empty portion of space a maja spontaneously blinks into existence, that also creates a anti-maja at the same time and if they don't annihilate each other both will continue to exist
stop overthinking
its a fucking discord
I have no enemies
sowwy
are you saying brainfart is eventually going to be annihilated by maja and antimaja particles colliding
I’m in your walls
THE BIG FART
Do not

Talking about bread, i could make myself a mugcake ngl
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BOOOOOOOOOORINGGGG
Somebody with a green leaf in their name I summon you to post cropped porn meme
wtf is this piece of shit
Can someone give me a recap of what Disney did lately
trailer for snow white
New deadpool movie
ITS ATROCIOUS
slavery
I know and I still don't get it
ask xela
xelA doesn't work like Google
Todays topic: slavery
finally
shit
peace and quiet
im48308: paaaarty!🎉🍺
who?
You're turning into Synthia like that
Literally just scroll up two times 
Just banter
(and he deserved that one)

@flint jacinth and @potent hamlet are enjoying a lovely beer together 
Reason: cause he's cool
thats so gae
yaaaaayy
friendship
wow Delight I see how it is
Yes this is what I don't get
Doctor has a problem in one of their restaurant
Doctor dies
Widower does something wrong (I guess)
Disney does this bullshit
Like that's it? This is what's going on?

There's also the snow white drama
But that's old news (I don't remember what happened but I know it's old)
i criticised the game on the right, not the meme

Lacking again
they pretty much wanted to use the fine print to argue "she knew what she signed up for therefore can't sue, it's all in the terms and conditions of disney+ and that extends to all disney property"
u had a beer with your friend? lmao british cigarette
loool
actually facing the wall with my back rn
it's like trying to silence a whistleblower by threatening them with breach of NDA, not legal in the slightest but hey, it might work.
Ahahahahahaha
bundle of sticks 
ma man
fasces, fucking autocorr
the symbol of fascism
is a
f****t
foot?
yes


kurwa
Anime
mać
Book pro
I don't know whether I was right or wrong, I guess I'll never know... But I made it. And I guess I should be thankful for that.
kurwa mac
Ay tone, I might've been wrong but fuck that.
Kurwa nahui
at a loss of words
Getting silenced
Ares forgot his sentence
i accidentally almost buy nitro
1984
finally u came out the closet, im so happy for u
He came out the closet with a javelin
did they put Dustin Hoffman's face on him?
Dominus Pizzus in his great war with Sir. Papa Johns
No
Tyty, knew you'd get it
Only real ones can read the message
Pater Jomulus
Blame falco
And his great ally, Pizze Huttus
i wanna play Silent Hill 3
in a hospital waiting line
while kids sit by my side because im playing and traumatizing them for dear life
the curiosity traumatized the brat
you run for dear life, dingus
based
ive always wanted to try watch dogs legion
and the 2

yeah, but the customization and like having different characters other than just one person i may not like, its more interesting to me ngl
Would
its worse in gameplay
Against the Barbarian macesus Donald
also i cant forget that old lady trailer
How about the rebels, Kae Efceu?
and they also added john wick
so that means they have to develop at least a good cqb and shooting gameplay
with my freaking mind
well great
time for trip to the doctors office
We're dying with this one 
Man my phone fell and hit me on the face
yeah I'm probably gonna turn that down 
oh i love that
at least once a week for me
put one of those ring things on the back they cost like 5$
Wolfenstein 
I forgot
V-tushy
have u gone to the gym today?

I'm not wrong
Judgement
ur post is guilty too, mister
Your honor, your ass doesn't even play the game
is it ultrakill?
Yes
Your honor my ass can't use a mouse and keyboard

Pig benis
Curse of Ra upon you
Would
the endless cycle
One day he might actually play the game
You sound like David Attenborough
You wouldn't know
We have never spoken
How come I've never seen you and David Attenborough in the same room
He fears me
I loved when Falke said "Looks like you were Signalis after all"
its your favorite game menace

@lofty sand, at this point, i'd delete Gamma and Anomaly and follow #🖥️how-to-install again
(will take less time than trying to figure out whats wrong)
He just did
@lofty sand Follow this ➡️: #1197313919887364137 message
Support channel is on the surface
have you ever pooped and then when your done, sitting down, you need to poop more but only fart?
i had that happen recently and my problem was launcher was out of date
He should also still have the v6fix resources, I gave em earlier
So go back up to support channels 
no, hydrochloric acid
:(
mfw doctors appointment pushed back 
I pushed mine back just now
Are you stalking me?

why would I be
going to the gynaecologist already?
a what?
📚 Gynaecologist ( | ,ɡaɪnə'kɑlədʒɪst )
- A specialist in gynecology
wow
how descriptive!
🤯
my mind is blown!
📚 Gynecology ( | ,ɡaɪnə'kɑlədʒi )
- The branch of medicine that deals with the diseases and hygiene of women

specifically INTIMATE
do I look like a woman to you
WHY DOESNT IT SPECIFY
Why are there still Hetalia gifs
joke loses its value when you explain it like that
SHUT UP
ill stalk u bro ❤️
stalking people: GAMMA edition
You post, in the literal shitpost containment board. Don't sweat over the internet 
He cooked the little punch :3
the shitpost containment board is home tho
Bro i just vacuumed and hes already airing his shit out on the rug
did you clean it NOT to be used?
cmon
and
. There will always be someone more annoying/autistic/cringe etc in here. Just how it be
He doesn't have to be so smug about it lol
is anyone catholic here
i mean
being e*ropean n all
do good works get you to heaven?
i dont attend anyt4hing but weddings and funerals
do they teach that
no
only penance and forgiveness
good works are bonus
whats penance
repenting
for what
being sorry for your sins
"It was just a prank bro, my bad"
Glorp
man y'all fucking seen everything
keep catching ♻️
an FFX superboss with 200 million HP
Any Glorpers in chat today?
ur ass aint catholic
🍷
final fantasy ass
noone really goes to heaven outright, almost all souls go to purgatory first
🍷 🚰 
whats purgatory
Almost
mary was the last one
Just wait until you learn about the mormon gacha tier list system of heavens
Crazy shit
Do as much evil as possible to sequence break life and go to hell skipping the purgatory
are there mormons here
a place of repenting, an infinite space with infinite souls and every moment, one soul leaves for heaven until the end of time, your turn might be now, or at the end
No it’s haram to brainfart
so its like a waiting list
don't think mormons have access to technology
We sin here all the time
thats amish
mormons are sex repressants
"Ok chat, so if we sin on this exact frame, we can OOB glitch past purgatory and straight into heaven after corner clipping through the pearly gates."
puritans
huh
mormons actually do the soaking
where they penetrate but dont move
cause only moving is sin
XD
You're thinking amish/mennonite
wild shit
except me, ask ur mom if ur curious
also mennonite ye
mormons look like airplane pilots
bro those catholics i was asking about their faith was cap
Never had a reason to hate on the amish/mennonite. Always had quality goods and hard workers
they said you gotta do good works to get into heaven
most likely yeah, we don't have those people over here, most of the people here are like "religion? don't bother or annoy me aight?"
most catholics never read the whole bible
or the roman misal
fuck did jesus christ do then
i tot yall believe in his saying that he can save you and stuff
yes, jesus christ is your salvation
hahahaha
Need me an Amish girl with that butterchurning gorilla grip strength
time to pick another religion to explain in terms of dark souls mechanics and lore.
oh fuck we're on religion today? this will end well
and then that got me asking if good works gets u to heaven then its ur good works not jesus
I apologize for my previous statement
famous last words
just explaining, no believers here, aside from gnostic
mashallah
Greetins cori
Wish granted, your amish girl only uses that pigs fat deodorant
no bielievers?
how about no deodorant?
ill take that
core of catholic faith is "Do unto others as you would have them unto you", so good deeds technically ARE a ticket
In this heat? 
isnt that karma, hindu thijg
Thats the just the categorical imperativ with extra steps
theyre about the same age, old testament, and mahabharatha
coformed ideas
no keyboard, can't relate
by different kingdoms of the time
hindus got like billions of gods
Dont tell them too loudly 
Oh i can one up you
fuck he a redneck r something
don't tell me what to do, heathen!
We really got 8000+ religions out here, and they all just say "don't be a dick" in other ways
liber al vel legis is a WILD READ
yes, who gives a fuck about the messenger, DID YOU GET THE MESSAGE
I hoped it's not
will find one that says otherwise
because now I'm enslaved by another arpg
jainism
laveyan satanism
religion about jannies?
Anton was a card
Busy sitting at his desk jonesing over the next buildcraft idea
his books are meme material
basically larped as satan in his red pajamas, loved watching it
some good points here and there
laveyan satanism is also just another don't be a dick religion
Only to still get dunked on by squid man for not having enough dmg resist
naaa its more like HERE ARE REAASONS TO BE A DICK
if someone crosses your path, ask them to move. if they resist, destroy them
do no harm but take no shit
be disrespected in your own lair is warrant for death
either I'm way past squidman or only about to encounter him
thats assholemaxxin 😄
Bro i still avoid folding clothes like the plague
technically yeah
you wear wrinkled ass clothes
I still do it
i just dont like doing it
its one of the founding tenants
same
theres ways to interpret that dudes teachings and not all are aligned in the same moral connundrum
one of the many just gotta do it things
he was still an occultist
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
@flint jacinth
those are the eleven rules
love how satanism got infiltrated by the woke boys. now it's all hippy shit. classic
What exactly is the mating signal here?
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
i wouldnt call this uuuh, being nice
its "the look"
just with a dark goth vaneer
ive read all that hes written and ive seen some interviews, im familiar with his work
The expression even
"When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him."
is very understandable
i support this
eleven rules of what
this is not a "faith" that should be given to people with weak morals and wills
laveyan satanism
laveyan is what
hysterical
Who asked + really who asked + respect the home + no time for hoes + don't be a creep + dont be romanian + respect the magic shit + mind yo business + leave them kids alone + only fuck with nature when needed + really fucking mind yo business
no matter what rules you are given, if you're an asshole, you will be an asshole
90% of people are weak willed with no morals except what was given to them by their parents
yeah thats right
founder of...
so i consider his teachings not on the good side of things
??
no gods or deitys
he is OCCULTIST
atheistic satanism
Scene?
its atheism with a satanism skin to piss off reactionaries
not much else to be said
he performed sexual rituals, believed in occult and magick
Autistic santaism
not someone youd wanna really listen to about troubles of the soul unless youre already pretty well developed
it says in his book that he would've named it humanism but called it satanism to piss off bible thumpers
and it worked
reminded me of this
close enough
i wish to be holly and jolly
@broken topaz
full of merry and whimsy
im not ready for the christmas period
sounds like a personal problem
man new hardware is great, playing a game that previously maxed out your hardware at full system load now only takes around 80W at target FPS 
can you believe it guys
Mohammadmas is closer
just couple days away
Soon stores will just start leaving all their holiday shit up all year
peak
mariah carrey all year
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
is a functioning liver
that place is upside down
topsy turvy
is your laucher 6.0.0.0
same back to square one, r6 siege time
What?
Which one
6.2.0.0?
No my game is running fine now
GERROUDAHERE
Gamma version 4.3
@glass stirrup
he doesn't know
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Who?
@minor cypress I really don't get why's there so many mixed recent reviews, game's solid af
omg
What?
bruh
Fuckin what?
@tidal trellis
Greetings.
@glass stirrup
@glass stirrup
Iedy: would
me: ||would||
What? What is this?
discord?
unfortunate
I reload and now it's got a chimera as backup
ah yes stalke roullete
loading screen into monolith
or tushkanos
no inbetween
I once got smacked by an rpg from monolith spawn in behind me when I went from truck cemetary to bandit zone
@glass stirrup
tbh i lowkey like it cause i get tunnel vision after playing for a while and shit like 3 mono exos screamin ZA MONOLIT really bring you back
yappers gonna yap. I need to see what new stuff has been added
I'm about ready to give up.
haven't played since march
surrender and come with me
At the end of my rope
Hi zoro
Begone foul W gremlin!
so what do you call one who negs?
ripps bozone
what'd you get?
aww
language be like
Gotta get that pozzed load bro
i was a better man before you sent that shit
bug chasers...
for now, pumping someone full of aids and calling it pozzin takes the cake
I'm fucking dying
have you tried not dying?
been there
stop saying it please
wait
or rape of nanking
gae is censored
Thinking about Alladin taking his girl on a carpet ride and they just see people giving eachothewr aids
but adolf critler isnt
its a personal name but its probably trouble
AHAHAHAHHAH
i can show you the IMMUNODEFICIENT POPULATION
This is how it started
I'm slowly starting to die for bordem waiting for my doctors appointment
Oh man it is censored
I have absolutely nothing to do
scream like youre in pain
I don't wanna kill my throat
maybe get your turn faster
play gamma
I'm not even out of the house yet
ARARAGGGGGGGHH i need a laboratory appointment
I need to finish installing my mods
how long is it taking you?
I always have at least one hand busy. what's the problem?
that its in ur ass
bruh
you forced me
?
kys
I genuinely enjoyed zome of Vivzies stuff
also how rude, smh
try being nicer, like me for instance
of my dark and twisted side being let out
Yeah, pretend to be nice like flop
why
I do not pretend, mr
I just started to replay the Wolfenstein reboot and it used to push my old PC to it's limit, the 1080ti was OC'd to keep up the 144fps (almost 300W peak) - now I got a 13900+4090 and as mentioned my system power usage is below 100W most of the time
it's a a 10 year old game 
still I enjoy how everything gets more and more efficient
Everything goes up except power usage and temperature. things are going great
not for long
7nm was the last size scale feasible for classic transistors
if things move further towards risc in the future then we may end up being able to play games at 4k with 144fps on a mobile device 
anything under that youll get quantum tunneling br+eaching the depletion zone
probably not
next step is probably going to lean towards photonics instead of classical electronics
yeah, computers built on single atoms
pocket dimension 
so were original sattelite phones
only for VERY specific operations, can you actually use a qubit
more ai shit probably
Ready for the virtual age
quantum computers are supercoolers with atom traps and lasers (some of them)
they will never be manportable
going to upload my mind the interwebs and fire copies of it at anything and everything
ain't there some theory that our brains run on quantum states?
dont that kinda throw you off?
if you can upload
you can copy
the thought makes me uncomfortable
nah, can have an actual circlejerk all on my own
they do, quantum field interactions occur on neurons
well they tehcnically occur EVERYWHERE

a neuron is more similar to a qubit than regular bit
yeah that's why I mentioned ai crap, if they want any form of general ai that's gonna be a part most likely
gonna download my brain into everybody's sexbots and watch the fireworks
it's the future
digitalization of consciousness
must be STOPPED
with heresy laws
like 40k
none of that shit
like DUne
would you ever use a teleporter?
Even calculators are banned lol
Hell yeah, eveni if it's the break you down and rebuild type it's no different to going to sleep and waking up
body dies and regens allt he time. why not all at once?
ohp my rides here, time to see whats wrong with my chest
is it flat?
see y'all after im back
neuron pathways and memories
and I don't work out
so you're soft?
bruh what
excuse me
I'm getting late, see you nerds later
cya
soft boy
I genuinely don't see the issue with ai. It feels like the natural evolution of humanity
we collectively create a new lifeform and die off. seems normal
nuke
@glass stirrup
real
Humanity is the parent of AI. it's beautiful
would
would
no gag reflex
10/10 head
I'm gonna jack into the matrix before joining a shit covered hippie jihad
read my lips
HERETIC
this amusement park ride operator is an absolute psychopath and I love it
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that's good
Why not
just google past chatbots and what people did to them
Past chatbots
youre gonna have a cyberhitler making decisions in under 24 hours
Oh
people made them instantly antisemitic
Like the priest?
racist
And the rapper ?
this shit on everybody. pure kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsLup7yy-6I
Have fun furry
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I'm not furry
you are in my heart
That's unhygienic
I want decendants to run stalker gamma in their brains while they sleep
neural link data minig
i hope this is real
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why have i not heard of this till now
Because they were too fast for anyone to have a long conversation about
you live under a rock
nah, shitting is already inconvenient now you want to have deal nuclear waste?
Depleted uranium
lol, turn your poop into bullets for nato
The military industrial complex would want to hunt me down
Literally shit on the enemy
whole to meaning to getting shit on
aircraft alreacy shit on tanks
noo
An infinite ammo glitch
gordon!
wh-what is he doing in there
Multiple goverments hunting me down for one and one thing only lol
Breaking it down
you just wana be a breeder reactor
Sexual style
Cause he's goated with the sauce
idiot
Alright that's an actual term
That's a good one
this demon shall be vanquished in the name of God
a dumb one
a plain one
no gag reflex tho
you're next to die
by snusnu?

A breeder reactor is a nuclear reactor that generates more fissile material than it consumes. These reactors can be fueled with more-commonly available isotopes of uranium and thorium, such as uranium-238 and thorium-232, as opposed to the rare uranium-235 which
Dude it fits perfectly lol
if he says
"light work no reaction" after that then im breaking it down

Maybe I remembered some parts as well lol

Why?
Mods, rename this channel to furryfart
do
as you say 
damn girl you're a nuclear reactor?
let me blow you up then 
that's weak asf
Like the citizens of Hiroshima after the bomb?
kringe
No
It's
Damn girl, are you radioactive?
Cause you're glowing
Im gonna throw up
girl you isotop or isobottom
im gonna geiger
i already forgot
Are you Chernobyl cause there's some spillage and the Geiger counter in poket is beeping

No I have an uranium in my pocket
its my food
hey girl, youre a cut....e radiation poisoning
blushes
dies

cancher? never even met her

Give this man the dictionary
sir would you like to fuck one more or tumor
Why sir
yes sur
Nowhere. He's gooning
No
Getting uraniumed
mods crush his balls
you want to hear a revised version of that that's even worse?
Who
literal
This wamen?











