🎪bruh-fart

[ancient lynx]

fuck you

[naive bison]

ok drunk uncle

[ancient lynx]

its fruit juice

[potent hamlet]

The most cheap lmao

[ancient lynx]

that happens to have alcohol in it

[tawny plaza]

Mixed drinks are alcohol.

[naive bison]

with like 20% alcohol content

[potent hamlet]

the one that's in discount

[tidal trellis]

tbh hearing that from you, surprised me tbh

[green schooner]

poverty alcoholic

[tawny plaza]

You just gotta make 'em like you mean it.

[ancient lynx]

go drink it without the alcohol instead you aren't even tasting the alcohol

[low atlas]

WHAT

[tidal trellis]

but if u were never into it then, makes sense

[ancient lynx]

you are just substance abusing anyways

[tawny plaza]

You gotta make it so you can taste the alcohol cause THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT

[low atlas]

what makes u think I did that flop

[tawny plaza]

IT TASTES GOOD

[low atlas]

Exactly

[low atlas]

what do I gain

[narrow lotus]

[ancient lynx]

I don't follow this statement

[potent hamlet]

then why's Fanta and Beer called a Fantaschop??????????????????????????????????

[green schooner]

i wonder who made fanta

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-gif-26322488

[glad carbon]

same

[tidal trellis]

brug

[glad carbon]

i dont drink booze

[river robin]

Remember Iedy, you can’t win with retards

[tidal trellis]

don't worry about it

[glad carbon]

i drink @pastel quartz

[river zealot]

Ahahhhahah

[ancient lynx]

thats why no one argues with him

[placid sail]

"it's not swastika, it's the sun symbol, trust"

[potent hamlet]

the luftwaffe

[river zealot]

Bitch why are you like this

[low atlas]

if I do it I'll get killed

[river zealot]

Hello busy

[low atlas]

we ball

[tidal trellis]

Greetings Busy

[ancient lynx]

unironically if you are pouring alcohol into fruit juice because you don't like the taste that's substance abuse

[glad carbon]

hi @placid sail do it jiggle

[ancient lynx]

it means you don't even like the taste of alcohol you just want to get drunk

junkie ass bitches

[potent hamlet]

btw i love how the wermacht at the end of the war got with the US army to kill the last SS dudes roaming around

[solar obsidian]

[ancient lynx]

this too but I was trying to be more constructive

[tawny plaza]

I understand what you're saying, but like, that sorta "fruit juice drink with alochol" is the equivalent of deep frying anything you want to taste better.

The idea of a cocktail should be to frame the alcohol, like a balanced meal. You get to taste it in a new way, with new notes.

[low atlas]

you're getting existential go back to being fruity

[potent hamlet]

nah i just like the taste of Margaritas

[river zealot]

What are you scottish?

Deep fry that mars bar now

[ancient lynx]

woman alert woman alert

[potent hamlet]

and something is like having a different taste

[ancient lynx]

he drinks woman drink

[tawny plaza]

My favorite cocktail is an Old Fashioned.

[placid sail]

didn't I greet you just a while ago

[potent hamlet]

i know Margaritas are for women, but theyre good ngl

[ancient lynx]

pretty ight

[glad carbon]

i forgot

[flint jacinth]

Margaritas slap

[solar obsidian]

greetmaxxing

[potent hamlet]

also im a woman, so its okay

[placid sail]

I hate greetmaxxing

[tidal trellis]

I mean we all do die eventually

[ancient lynx]

you have pronouns in bio there is no way in hell i buy you are not trans

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-gregor-clegane-game-of-thrones-mountain-vs-drunk-the-mountain-got-gregor-clegane-gif-5085620039867258042

[placid sail]

also gatekeeping any food or drink or creed or anything behind a gender is retarded

[ancient lynx]

just drink soft drinks

its cringe to drink shit to fit in and be drunk

[low atlas]

LAME

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-it-out-spit-disgusting-gif-16413711

[low atlas]

True

[solar obsidian]

go drink ur baby girl margaritas

[river zealot]

Real

[placid sail]

I don't drink margaritas

[ancient lynx]

must have never went to a bar then

[solar obsidian]

i said drink

[tidal trellis]

come on busy I'm eating

why

damn you to hell

[low atlas]

man up

[placid sail]

can't make me

[tidal trellis]

I will drag you down there myself if I have to

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-gif-20088719

[tawny plaza]

[ancient lynx]

bring any women into a bar 90% of them will survey the cocktail menu for 5 minutes

[low atlas]

stop being so sacreligious flop..

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-cheese-gif-7960932

[ancient lynx]

bring any dude they will order beer

[river zealot]

Would

[placid sail]

let that be a lesson for you plop

[ancient lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/salty-salt-bae-gif-7529894

[fluid coyote]

what if you bring flop

[tawny plaza]

I wish I could have beer again.

[naive bison]

kys

[tidal trellis]

shush surrae

[tawny plaza]

I didn't even get to try good beer.

[ancient lynx]

depends on how deep he is into that femboy shit

[river zealot]

What's stopping you

[flint jacinth]

Not unless you got a fresh barrel bud, ill rather gamble on the spirits and coctails

[naive bison]

weak mindset
strong mindset goes and gets beer

[tawny plaza]

Celiac Disease.

[ancient lynx]

this is when you are 25>

[tidal trellis]

yeah, don't eat with brainfart open

thats my lesson

[tawny plaza]

I'm not about to double dip in the chances for stomach cancer by combining gluten and alcohol.

[tidal trellis]

my burger is ruined

[ancient lynx]

because by then you generally have enough money to order spirits consistently without facing bankrupcy

[naive bison]

pop an antacid

[placid sail]

it is now made out of feet and spit, yes

[naive bison]

[ancient lynx]

you don't need to drink a lot of alcohol to enjoy alcohol

[glad carbon]

thats all burgers

[tidal trellis]

I think I just felt something die in me

damn you busy

[tawny plaza]

Prepopping Tums like it's ibuprofen in Tarkov

[ancient lynx]

I drink like maybe 50ml of whiskey at a time

probably way less given I am not a quarter way through my deacon bottle after a month

[potent hamlet]

i just like to drink some because of the taste of it

[tawny plaza]

No but if I consume any gluten I'm risking it. Like, crumbs and traces of it are fine, so distilled spirits are fine, but malt drinks are off the table.

[glad carbon]

is that the disease where you're allergic to scottish and irish and welsh people?

[tawny plaza]

One can or bottle is WAAYYYY to much.

[ancient lynx]

oh you meant that

i was talking about spirits yeah

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1039220236592889876.gif

[glad carbon]

omg hiiiii @solar obsidian

[tawny plaza]

Find me someone who's Celtic and I'll let you know how I feel.

[glad carbon]

@solar obsidian how's it gooning my fine sir

[tawny plaza]

I would 100% believe you just recorded that.

[solar obsidian]

goonmaxxing

u?

[ancient lynx]

gooned up as always

[placid sail]

cun courier

[glad carbon]

hardly gooning

[glad carbon]

busy is gooning hard

[flint jacinth]

Me if they give me my licence back

[robust cove]

Why is brainfart gooning

[solar obsidian]

yes

[ancient lynx]

where else would you be gooning

[solar obsidian]

dolfin

[flint jacinth]

Wow global chat

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/did-you-pray-today-gif-3738474142861396515

[ancient lynx]

we all just come here in between gooning sessions

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

shut the fuck up

[glad carbon]

make me

[naive bison]

okay

[ancient lynx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1104465049222918245/1172374246903787610/gato.gif

[river zealot]

I don't like where this is going

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

i do

[ancient lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-block-blocked-respond-message-gif-20972134

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

i love german chocolate

[solar obsidian]

indeed

[green schooner]

from 1943

[ancient lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/parse-black-man-eggs-gif-24198059

[robust cove]

Indubitably

[ancient lynx]

this is my unironic reaction

[robust cove]

Delight call mom

[river zealot]

What is this shitpost

[naive bison]

choka cola? or whatever

[flint jacinth]

Why do i hear an rts unit respond like that in my head

[inland jackal]

we hit the 600h mark

[robust cove]

If you watched then I have successfully uploaded a trojan into your brain

[ancient lynx]

you gooned for that long?

[robust cove]

Byeah

[river zealot]

Yeah im a sleeper agent now

[ancient lynx]

what are you programmed to do

[inland jackal]

Yes

[robust cove]

Your activation word is mac&cheese

[ancient lynx]

🥱

thats like what i hit in 1 day

[inland jackal]

P!fig

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1045701696287948880/1049241584580956170/zortnite_1.gif

[robust cove]

I'm glad you didnt misspell that

[river zealot]

See the woman left the chat, that because they cant comprehend this level of humor

Slava brainfart

[inland jackal]

Bea?

Lol

[robust cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056492780857335891/1207273167119458314/ezgif.com-apng-to-gif.gif

[inland jackal]

What did you think i would say

[robust cove]

Do you know what "misspelling" means

[river zealot]

Bullied so hard

[robust cove]

I didnt think you were gonna say anything

[inland jackal]

Sunday to Thursday

[river zealot]

Made her join the us army

[inland jackal]

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

le trolle

[inland jackal]

Damn bea murican

[robust cove]

What woman

[inland jackal]

Even better

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

Osaka

[robust cove]

Can you just go jack off like a normal person

[river zealot]

STOP GOONING EDY

[naive bison]

who

[inland jackal]

What happened to osaka

[solar obsidian]

p!gerara

[foggy mantle]

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[river zealot]

YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE A FATHER FIGURE TO THE KIDS

[glad carbon]

@narrow lotus dont you have S.T.A.L.K.E.R. smut to goon to

[robust cove]

Idk who that is I open brainfart once a week

[river zealot]

Good

You wont be as brainrotten

[narrow lotus]

....no? thats parents job motherfucker

[robust cove]

I know 🤝

[narrow lotus]

if i wanna be a father figure imma get myself my own kid

[river zealot]

Arent you a teacher

[river zealot]

Steal one

[narrow lotus]

yeah im a teacher not their fucking dad

[river zealot]

The romanian way

[inland jackal]

[solar obsidian]

and u think #🎪bruh-fart's arent fatherless?

[river zealot]

The romani way you could say

[robust cove]

I will pray for that kid

[inland jackal]

Artyom whar happened to osaka

[river zealot]

Nothing

[narrow lotus]

dont worry aint happening anytime soon , i want to enjoy my life not ruin it

[robust cove]

Same

[river zealot]

She just went back to playing enlisted or whatever the fuck

[solar obsidian]

sounds like cope of no bitches

[inland jackal]

P!gerara @potent hamlet

[foggy mantle]

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[river zealot]

Sonny today i will teach you how to goon

[inland jackal]

Oh no, enlisted

[river zealot]

Fuck that game

[flint jacinth]

You ruined my drink hahaha

[robust cove]

Delight you won't get Iedy to be your mom

[inland jackal]

Agreed

[narrow lotus]

Brother i have seen so many Ukrainian hookers , they must be funding them Patriot ammo right

[inland jackal]

Its free ye, but fuck it

I have hell let loose

[narrow lotus]

dont let Delight cum into your drink next time noob

Rookie Mistake

[river zealot]

Yeah always cover it with a tissue

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1271835158429040771/speechmemified_Screenshot_2024-08-10_171103.png.gif

[glad carbon]

why not :(

[flint jacinth]

I have my hands full of cock its so har to multitask

[inland jackal]

Shit

[robust cove]

Can this man get muted

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506148741821104139/1270487377210769548/thisreal.gif

[flint jacinth]

Man?

[river zealot]

Can this man get muted

[dreamy flax]

I'd rate fartyom a score of 18.6539 / 100

[robust cove]

Iif I said the right word I would get banned

[river robin]

True

[flint jacinth]

Im tryna fit in maaan

[dreamy flax]

I'd rate sumny a score of 32.3149 / 100

[robust cove]

Oh shit hi ryry

[river robin]

Yo

[glad carbon]

hi @river zealot

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-kiss-lunaistabby-kitty-cute-cat-gif-702362695713301435

[robust cove]

I didnt know you left prison

[river zealot]

Hi frota

[river robin]

That was ages ago

[glad carbon]

hows it going

[inland jackal]

@flint jacinth jesam li tebi ispricao ideju za igricu sto bih pravio

[glad carbon]

you play the delta force test?

[robust cove]

Mayhaps

[river zealot]

Nah

[quaint ore]

You better not be gooning underwater

Or do it idc

[glad carbon]

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/broken-penis-gif-12073169451924029189

[river robin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790559768916918272/1225548332232081440/caption-4.gif

[flint jacinth]

Hmmm da bih se na kurcu davio?

Idk how youre gonna turn it on me

But its comin

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-15234164442276326206

[inland jackal]

Nije fora

Fr je

[flint jacinth]

Aj kazi

[river zealot]

Please dont come

[inland jackal]

A vec jesam ti rekao

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814594334606753822/1271731617735377009/shitpost_2077_720x720_20240810_083714.mp4?ex=66b9b95d&is=66b867dd&hm=01db7e3b0e19609365cadba285db9cb799b420b93cec259a4101d06519cf48b2&

[glad carbon]

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/saisons/ete/vil2_bronzette.gif

[inland jackal]

Ono za nuke da je pao na beograd

[flint jacinth]

Aaaa jesi rekao fallout beograd hahaha

[inland jackal]

I just rubbed my eyes, heard cracking

[dreamy flax]

I'd rate @deleted-user a score of 84.7264 / 100

[narrow lotus]

tf

[dreamy flax]

I'd rate @deleted-user a score of 16.0783 / 100

I'd rate Iedy a score of 39.405 / 100

[flint jacinth]

Who dat

[narrow lotus]

taht is....me

[inland jackal]

Every user it shows as a deleted usrr

User

[narrow lotus]

why tf is deleted user

[glad carbon]

just type in their name stupid

[inland jackal]

Cause you pinged them

[glad carbon]

not their ping

[dreamy flax]

I'd rate Frota a score of 94.6096 / 100

I'd rate monolith a score of 35.5353 / 100

[glad carbon]

whats it rating me off of

[flint jacinth]

Xi jins ping

[dreamy flax]

I'd rate madirex a score of 14.1857 / 100

I'd rate your mother a score of 57.1811 / 100

I'd rate Iedy's mother a score of 62.2823 / 100

[naive bison]

did you guys know Riot Games once punished a team for banning 5 supports against a team of women

[ancient lynx]

someone rate me

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/1X6oq92MJr.jpg

[naive bison]

2/10

[dreamy flax]

I'd rate my dick a score of 10.8002 / 100

[flint jacinth]

Rating in brainfart is like competing for second to last place in dick size

[inland jackal]

Literally @uncut obsidian 1984

[ancient lynx]

lmfao

[dreamy flax]

I'd rate olfin a score of 31.0893 / 100

[naive bison]

HAH

[river zealot]

[dreamy flax]

I'd rate Xalrider's peanits a score of 99.2741 / 100

I'd rate delight a score of 16.001 / 100

[narrow lotus]

Chinese communists being communists

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crumb-cuptoast-hooray-spin-happy-gif-986295436680719214

[tidal trellis]

doesn't compare to the real oflin

[glad carbon]

china is not communist lmao

[naive bison]

it's communist only in repressions

[glad carbon]

yeah

its authoritarian and capitalist as fuck

[flint jacinth]

[narrow lotus]

[inland jackal]

[glad carbon]

its like claiming north korea is a democratic republic

[flint jacinth]

Just dont

[glad carbon]

maybe by name it is

[narrow lotus]

In Romania we call our president a fucking Fern Plant

In China he got compared to Winnie the Pooh and the guy who did it got banned from entering china

and Winnie the Pooh got banned as well

[naive bison]

[glad carbon]

its so damn authoritarian lmao

some dude was arguing it wasnt on stage

[flint jacinth]

New gender

[inland jackal]

Ours they call just gae

[narrow lotus]

the work your ass for this rice economy

[naive bison]

she him type shi

[tidal trellis]

great way to "appreciate" him god damn fern plant

[glad carbon]

an audience member said "if its not authoritarian, tell me 2 things xi jin ping has done wrong in the past"

and the dude couldnt

[narrow lotus]

sadly , unlike the fern plant, he doesnt die if he sits in the sun

[naive bison]

CAUSE HE DID NOTHING WRONG EVER

[narrow lotus]

[solar obsidian]

@narrow lotus, no politics. read the #📄rules

[glad carbon]

he named issues and then went "oh thats the goverments fault, not his"

[flint jacinth]

Does noone else notice the 5000 other party members anytime that dingdong makes a speech?

Hes a mouthpiece

[narrow lotus]

Delight, brother , may it rain cum when you dont have an umbrella

[naive bison]

i love how obvious it is that xi won literally like 5000 to 0 votes

what a fucking gigachad

[naive bison]

may he think it's snow first and wanna catch it with his mouth like a snowflake

[glad carbon]

yeah china is socialist

not communist

[naive bison]

how

[inland jackal]

[narrow lotus]

and now you reminded me of Putin's election last year

my god

[flint jacinth]

Election hahahahah

[narrow lotus]

Soldiers literally being with you in the cabin

[narrow lotus]

Well hi there

[inland jackal]

I tried to find that gif if there is

[flint jacinth]

Electively compelled you mean

[solar obsidian]

hi

[inland jackal]

About one guy not showing up and on the parade the china leader wouldnt have 1 tooth

[naive bison]

like north korea? where you CAN vote for someone else, but it's treason

[river zealot]

Iedy what would be your reaction if she had a penis

[flint jacinth]

Thats so based hahaha

You have choice

Yes or die

[glad carbon]

lmao even if you voted for another candidate your ballot somehow still ended up being for putin

[inland jackal]

This is @flint jacinth's type of women

[glad carbon]

wtf shes jacked

[naive bison]

is that a woman

[narrow lotus]

[glad carbon]

[flint jacinth]

Jesus im glad shes dressed or id bust immediately

[river zealot]

Would

[naive bison]

i don't think it's a woman guys

[flint jacinth]

Bitch lookin like chesty puller incarnate

[inland jackal]

I mean I clearly see tits

Its a woman

[narrow lotus]

Wouldnt happen because the soldier will watch where you vote and if u voted wrong he would arrest you

For treason

Idk i saw some twitter clips crazyu

[naive bison]

yeah but im pretty sure they like super stretch out when you're bodybuilding as a woman

like huge woman body builders have almost no titties

[glad carbon]

not always

alot of shit is genetics

[narrow lotus]

depends on genetics man

[naive bison]

ah, i see you'd know

[flint jacinth]

I got a 200 pound mate whos got tits but surely isnt a woman

[naive bison]

or implant size

[glad carbon]

if she doesnt work on pecs she prolly wont have issues

[glad carbon]

some women already get implants yes

[naive bison]

this is why american healthcare costs so much

mandatory boob implants

[flint jacinth]

Taxpayer titties

[glad carbon]

no its not covered

[flint jacinth]

Amazing

[naive bison]

i wish they weren't covered

[glad carbon]

like unless you have breast cancer i dont think they'll cover boob implants

[flint jacinth]

It is if youre a minor and feel weird inside

[naive bison]

guys i am pro feminism, only when it comes to protesting while naked

[flint jacinth]

And poker

[naive bison]

poker?

[narrow lotus]

everyone needs a riot once in a while

[flint jacinth]

Yes poker but you bet your clothes

[naive bison]

oh

[flint jacinth]

Great drinking game

[naive bison]

i'd lose all the time

[flint jacinth]

All in

[naive bison]

and just be naked

[flint jacinth]

Always

[naive bison]

NOT ON PURPOSE

[flint jacinth]

First pot all in

Gives " fold " a diff meaning

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382057686830678016/1272278365889368084/ssstwitter.com_1718191617170.mov?ex=66ba6510&is=66b91390&hm=5b9c0d3cb9ec1950addd21bb282aadc28537479003f6101d17b599516f1a5410&

[river zealot]

He is busy gambling

[narrow lotus]

Delta Force Hawk Tuah

[flint jacinth]

They refuse to accept me cause theyll know ill whine about the game

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-shepard-commander-shepard-scared-gif-16720187

[flint jacinth]

That got me

[glad carbon]

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-i-am-better-yummers-the-boys-gif-8963319154748596421

[flint jacinth]

We need more frenchie memes

[glad carbon]

true

[flint jacinth]

Homelander givin me lactose intolerance

[glad carbon]

frenchie represents brainfart

[flint jacinth]

Damn youre making me agree with you

[glad carbon]

iedy's gooning
and all the gachi posting

[cunning lance]

[glad carbon]

cause he's bi in the show i think

[river zealot]

[flint jacinth]

He is the twisted degen extraordinaire

And the dude has rizz

[glad carbon]

i didnt get that far in

is he freaky

[flint jacinth]

He likes to be pegged by nina

I think

Context implies as much

[glad carbon]

thats straight

man and woman

[flint jacinth]

In a land of curves maybe

Nothing straight about getting your bum pegged by a strapon

Actually might have implied full strapon roller coaster

[glad carbon]

unless its a guy doin it, it's pretty straight

[flint jacinth]

Ill stay primitivw tyvm

I think i singlehandedly killed the vibe

[narrow lotus]

what the fuck

[potent hamlet]

i literally wanted the Luftwaffe Drilling JUST to get a three-shot shotgun

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-bat-upside-down-gif-14148208

[potent hamlet]

and it doesnt have 3 shots, it has 2

[glad carbon]

iedy have you played the delta force game

[potent hamlet]

i was like Squidward

[glad carbon]

in enlisted ^

[potent hamlet]

Black Hawk Dawk

Down

lmao

[glad carbon]

Big Black Hawk Down

[potent hamlet]

yeah

[narrow lotus]

yeah i did

[potent hamlet]

Big Black Cock Down

[glad carbon]

you should trio with me and cori

the extraction mode randoms are awful

[summer flame]

I love brainfart

[flint jacinth]

You good?

[narrow lotus]

i guess it's somewhat fun , fast paced af i guess

im not a fan of the fucking operator magic skills tho

[glad carbon]

true

[narrow lotus]

if operators were just cosmetic without bullshit that would ahve been much better

[glad carbon]

actually

i think the operators are OKAY in the extraction mode

it adds some new nuances to consider

but like

not being able to use all the guns because you chose the support class sucks

bf2042 got that right atleast

operators only change bonuses to weapons and abilities

doesn't lock you into only using dmrs and snipers

[narrow lotus]

wait what you cant use all guns ?

[glad carbon]

nope

[flint jacinth]

Every game needs fucking operators now

[narrow lotus]

yeah and they are also very fucking generic ofc

[glad carbon]

@narrow lotus its not just that

[narrow lotus]

the hot girl asian archer

ofc

[glad carbon]

weapons arent sorted very well either

[flint jacinth]

Miss me with that shit

[glad carbon]

so assault rifle category also has battle rifles in it

and some classes can only use battle rifles and not assault rifles

[flint jacinth]

I mean im still waiting to try it

Before ripping it a new ah

[glad carbon]

its really funky trying to tell which class can use which gun

like in order to use the scar H i have to switch to either assault or support

[narrow lotus]

ughhh yikes

[glad carbon]

medic and recon are just screwed

[narrow lotus]

well arena brakeout is out in 2 days

im prob gonna try that too

[glad carbon]

keep in mind NONE of the weapon stuff affects extraction mode

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m2CElVjFka4

[glad carbon]

so atleast you can use any gun in there still

[glad carbon]

[flint jacinth]

Hunt showdown getting engine upgrade and fresh map and ballistics

3 days

[narrow lotus]

ah yeah i only used the extrraction mode

why would i use smth else

[glad carbon]

the battlefield mode isnt that bad but damn does it feel like a mobile game sometimes

maps feel like 2042 but missing alot of rocks and trees and other clutter

[narrow lotus]

i mean it is developed to be fast and shit + free so yeah

it's a clone i guess

oh well

[plucky void]

wait, iedy is playing Delta Force?

[glad carbon]

flow isn't as good as 2042 either

[narrow lotus]

yeah i played it today with my friends

[plucky void]

how'd you like it?

[narrow lotus]

we tried it together , we even survived our first raid

[glad carbon]

its 32 vs 32 but maps feel like they're built for 64x64

atleast ascension

[narrow lotus]

it's ok , not bad , i dont like the operators having skills

i think they are gay

[glad carbon]

the desert one is pretty good atleast at 32v32

[tidal trellis]

monday is here

[flint jacinth]

Why cant i say gae goddamn it

[glad carbon]

p!gae

[foggy mantle]

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[plucky void]

I watched ravic playing the regular "conquest"-like mp mode but I haven't seen anyone play the extraction mode

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-aborddelimpala-the-boys-pussy-gif-26118520

[tidal trellis]

hello iedy

[narrow lotus]

i mean it's decent , there are quests and side objectives and shit

loot can be decent

but its very fast paced and if you run into a trio

you get fucked in the ass

they will encricle you immediately

spam their skills at you and you get fucked

[flint jacinth]

Is it a dating sim?

[plucky void]

does not sound fun

[glad carbon]

isnt ravik like the big corporation from 2042

[plucky void]

nordvik

ravic is a streamer/youtuber

[narrow lotus]

hello Flo

[glad carbon]

right

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJO4blRrCIk

[glad carbon]

the fuckin bad guys in delta force are called havvik lmao

[plucky void]

lmao

[glad carbon]

super villain organization name

[glad carbon]

the harrier was peak

[plucky void]

the most impressive thing about Ravic is the fact that he has the same group of buddies playing games with him for 10+ years

I wish I had such long-lasting friendships

[glad carbon]

im still a little i finished mass effect

[narrow lotus]

i mean i am playing dota with my childhood friends too

[glad carbon]

such a good series

[narrow lotus]

but we met again like 5 months ago

together i mean

i didnt stay in touch with them until then and i didnt know they still play

[plucky void]

my friends from the high school days quit dota
we used to play dota on new year's lmao

[plucky void]

like

[narrow lotus]

back then events were also good

[plucky void]

11:30pm we all hopped into dota

since DotA on wc3

[glad carbon]

garrus

[flint jacinth]

Bruh i wasted my whole teens on allstars and 2

[flint jacinth]

Gold times

[ancient lynx]

@turbid saffron dog

[solar obsidian]

rare MBlackOpsmnis in brainfart

[glad carbon]

bo6 zombies soon

[flint jacinth]

I got like over 5k in dota 2 alone

Ancient/immo

[ancient lynx]

its the 3rd time you are pinging me

instead of oflin

[narrow lotus]

i got to divine as a support too

[plucky void]

I sent a borderlands meme then saw Iedy and Frota talking about Delta Force and I kinda just... remained

[narrow lotus]

but it was painful

[turbid saffron]

😮 cant hold my self sry^^ Still maybe you are a monolith and let me do this 😮

[plucky void]

I'd have close to that many hours if my frens hadn't stopped playing
I'm at 3k hours

and I simply refuse to play alone lol

[flint jacinth]

You still play? Im 5th support or off as main but i dont need to tryhard

Dota is memes and grief

[solar obsidian]

@cunning lance, will u change ur name? u're confusing us with the helper @ancient lynx

[plucky void]

nah... I kinda zoned out of it months ago since I had no one to suffer with me lol

[ancient lynx]

yeah like this isn't even funny anymore

[flint jacinth]

They should make a complementary pfp and profile

[cunning lance]

OK

[turbid saffron]

Or Olfin change the name o,o

[ancient lynx]

nonsense

[flint jacinth]

It does take your soul, kinda all or nothing, really hard to play casually

[cunning lance]

the best thing is

you changed the name

and now are complaining

[ancient lynx]

dude just change your name

I am squatting on this

[narrow lotus]

here we go again

[flint jacinth]

Two can squar for this poop

[ancient lynx]

@cunning lance 1v1 me on battleships

[stone blade]

1v1 me on purble place

[river zealot]

If there is dota2 where is dota 1

[stone blade]

it exists

[flint jacinth]

Allstars

[cunning lance]

1v1 deez nuts

[flint jacinth]

Wc3 mod

[ancient lynx]

https://papergames.io/en/r/p6JPikHY0/166

come on

coward

[ancient lynx]

I dare you

I double dare you

I triple dare you

you wouldn't dare show up your face

[stone blade]

can u two stfu

[cunning lance]

i will not participate in your brainrot episode

[ancient lynx]

no fuck off this is important

[stone blade]

wah wahh wahh someone got my name wah wah wah

[flint jacinth]

Better pull that fatal bonds and kunkka combo

[plucky void]

what the hell I like that

[flint jacinth]

Team nuke

[tidal trellis]

this is supposed to be warcraft but

[stone blade]

Gnome sniper

[tidal trellis]

tf is happening in there

[stone blade]

it is warcraft

[plucky void]

now you guys making me miss Heroes of Newerth

[tidal trellis]

tf is this thing

[flint jacinth]

Whyyyy

[flint jacinth]

Wisp

[stone blade]

io is a character

[flint jacinth]

Linked support

[stone blade]

in dota 1 and 2

its legit a ball of light

lmao

[tidal trellis]

you mix warcraft with dota

why

you cause me emotional pain

[stone blade]

but

[plucky void]

wait I thought in dota 1 he used the wisp sprite from the NElves

[flint jacinth]

Used to have front and back haha

[stone blade]

dota 1 is a mod for warcraft

[plucky void]

[stone blade]

are you retarded?

[plucky void]

not even a 'mod' technically speaking, just a custom map

[stone blade]

ye

[plucky void]

o shit

[tidal trellis]

more like I didn't know

[stone blade]

[flint jacinth]

Og dota alltars is a frozen throne mod

[stone blade]

how dare you not know

point and laugh

[tidal trellis]

everyday is a school day it seems

[carmine pebble]

nvm i read the msg

i dont wanna get in trouble

[stone blade]

idk I never played dota 1 I was too busy playing cs1.6

[flint jacinth]

Gae

[stone blade]

at the local internet cafe

[stone blade]

I played mostly surf maps

[tidal trellis]

couldn't get into cs 😵‍💫

[stone blade]

I sucked at shooting

[tidal trellis]

tf2 is where I lived

[flint jacinth]

Ok surf slaps

[flint jacinth]

And deathrun

[stone blade]

and then after some time of playing cs1.6 I realized that the game isn't actually that interesting

and death run too

regular cs is just so boring

[flint jacinth]

My fave

[stone blade]

idk how people like it

and I never will

[flint jacinth]

5v5 moba just like dot

[tidal trellis]

death run is fun

[stone blade]

zombies

[flint jacinth]

I never got that prison rp garbage

Prison run

[stone blade]

prison is so trash

like actually

[flint jacinth]

Looked gae af

[stone blade]

surfing is chill

play music

enjoy slapping A and D

[flint jacinth]

Actually takes decent skill

[stone blade]

ez pz

[flint jacinth]

Especially if youre into aesthetic and not time

[stone blade]

[flint jacinth]

Ooooh right

Fucking prop hunt

[river zealot]

Deleted

What was there

[stone blade]

I actually never played prop hunt

[flint jacinth]

Probably lost 2 years of nerves to prophunt

Peak gamemode

[stone blade]

as I said

[flint jacinth]

Cod4 had the best

[stone blade]

after my deathrun era

I stoppped playing cs

[flint jacinth]

You didnt miss a thing

[stone blade]

I know

its a boring game

[flint jacinth]

I only played cs to hang with my mates cause they dodnt wanna sell their soul to be able to play dota

[plucky void]

pic of a power plant throwing black smoke out of its chimney

[stone blade]

@flint jacinth I was much more into nfs at the time

[flint jacinth]

This may be controversial opinion or braindead take, but i still love watching shit like IEM majors and starladdee

At that level its fun to watch

[stone blade]

haven't watched one so no opinion there

[flint jacinth]

Nfs? Like doing wrs in most wanted?

[stone blade]

ye just playing the big 3 nfs games at the time

torented of course

because Bulgaria

[flint jacinth]

Underground 2 was a fucking rite of passage here

[stone blade]

spend hundreds of hours in the streets of bayview

[river zealot]

Oh yeah i posted that one before

[tidal trellis]

whilst different (obviously) zombie survival on gmod, was fun as hell

[river zealot]

Its like 5kms from me

[stone blade]

And after I upgraded my pc my soul got sold to skyrim

[river zealot]

Its car tires on fire i think

[flint jacinth]

Ojojoj

You picked a bad demon

Better than age of empires 2 but still

Im addicted

[stone blade]

for a while I played that and warface ( was popular at the time)

i never really bought games cuz no money lol

[flint jacinth]

Skyrim threw me off because first playthrough i was goijg up high hrothgar to meet parthunax at lvl 9

[stone blade]

same

[lone cedar]

dota 2

https://x.com/CensoredMen/status/1822718273453985921

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[stone blade]

But now im enjoying minecraft

[lone cedar]

another stalker in the making guys

[flint jacinth]

Smooth ending

I landed on factorio and zomboid

But factorio turns me into a degen

[solar obsidian]

oh

[flint jacinth]

Definitely not Clear Sky

[river zealot]

This is the third time it's posted

Its car tires

The russians set them on fire

[glad carbon]

unless a fuckin flood occurs i dont think its gonna be like 3 mile island

[flint jacinth]

Our own mini fukushima

[river zealot]

Yeah no flood is gonna happen there

[flint jacinth]

Except its freshwater now

[river zealot]

There is no water

[flint jacinth]

Im sure theres aquifers

[river zealot]

Yeah

Its been a 3km wide river before

[flint jacinth]

Those wont flood but its still a disaster

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[green schooner]

oh my god

stalker

[tidal trellis]

♻️ strikes again

[narrow lotus]

everything hjappens while stranded in a field 10 minutes after u left the station

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow @vale sand

[tidal trellis]

oh.

also greetings skynet

[river robin]

He isn’t skynet he is S5yn3T. Remember, it is 2010 and using leet speak is still cool.

[heavy peak]

[vale sand]

[river robin]

That implies the brainfart femboys still exist. We got rid of them for a reason.

Well… not “we”. I wasn’t here yet

[tidal trellis]

they all got killed thankfully

[river robin]

You should kill them

[broken topaz]

The only twink left is flop

[tidal trellis]

but he is cool 😔

[tidal trellis]

I cast silence upon thee

and undone shoe laces

aka

[broken topaz]

nuh uh

[tidal trellis]

I'll be blunt with you

hes just chill like that

[tidal trellis]

yuh uh??? check your shoe laces

[broken topaz]

im not wearing shoes

stupid

[tidal trellis]

next time you do, they'll be undone and you'll trip

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/laced-gif-9099859519244923170

[tidal trellis]

THIS SHIT LACED

https://tenor.com/view/laced-gif-9099859519244923170

[broken topaz]

Im not revealing my feet to anyone here

[tidal trellis]

my phone has not charged at all today

sad

[solar obsidian]

bz in shambles

[broken topaz]

also Nobody apparently

he a foot fiend

sure buddy

[flint jacinth]

I knew where it was going and i still pissed myseld

[broken topaz]

weak aura

you should love all of your partner

[green schooner]

👉 👈

[broken topaz]

no

[river robin]

Busy will beg you

[green schooner]

not even for taco bell

[broken topaz]

Not even then

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1268234254333120684/GIF_20240725_094338_027.gif

[river robin]

What

[river robin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790559768916918272/1225548332232081440/caption-4.gif

[broken topaz]

ghost in the taco shell?

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204219977100562497/1270594315143483454/speechmemified_pasteimage_1.gif

[river robin]

I hope you get banned

Before me

[green schooner]

i wont

[river robin]

So I can celebrate

[green schooner]

falco loves me

therefore

no

[river robin]

This you?

[broken topaz]

it is him

blazed all the braincell out of his brain

[green schooner]

it is

[tidal trellis]

this cat scares me

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-garn47-car-car-garn47-car-plushie-gif-12858474268509421272

[tidal trellis]

THERES A PLUSHIE TOO?

dear god

[green schooner]

there always has been

[tidal trellis]

no...........

[river robin]

Sorry I forgot to post myself. This is what I look like btw.

[tidal trellis]

what he say

[tidal trellis]

its staring into my soul

I don't like it

get it away from me

[green schooner]

"i bust in his ass"

nah

never cook again

[tidal trellis]

this is not a very friendly fellow

[river robin]

Bro… that song…

[broken topaz]

id cook for her

[tidal trellis]

so many pings of this cat, jesus christ

may god have mercy on my soul

forehead

[green schooner]

yeah thats yo big ass forehead

twink

[tidal trellis]

no

[green schooner]

yuh

nvm thats @broken topaz

[river zealot]

I want something big and juicy in my mouth

Like a big mac

[green schooner]

[broken topaz]

whats me?

[green schooner]

having a big ass forehead

[broken topaz]

Vro

how did you know?

[tidal trellis]

thats mean

[green schooner]

cause

i look into your apartment

every night

[broken topaz]

i inherited my moms 5head

[green schooner]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/manhunt/images/8/8d/Manhunt3.gif

[broken topaz]

Better than my dads neanderthal 45° angle 4head

[tidal trellis]

this gif is laggier than my life

[green schooner]

its me to you vro

[tidal trellis]

-1.5 FPS

[green schooner]

cause it was a game made in earlier 2000

[tidal trellis]

as if you could pull that off

[green schooner]

i could

your a twig

😭

[broken topaz]

Twink to Twink combat

[green schooner]

the red or blue pill

[tidal trellis]

no you wouldn't be able to

[green schooner]

big ass forehead

or

weird shaped

[tidal trellis]

be quiet cori

[green schooner]

im not a twink

im more muscular built 😭

this isnt fair

[tidal trellis]

you'd probably keel over easily

[broken topaz]

then change your name stupid

twunk

ass mf

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1161144060841578508/1177640356062445648/boy-kisser-boykisser.gif

[tidal trellis]

stupid fucking creature

throw bricks at it

[green schooner]

no more twink...

[tidal trellis]

charon returns

[green schooner]

flop you cant even

squat your body weight...

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-dunzi-closing-eyes-sleepy-gif-4676347702361106431

you are the definition of a twink!

[tidal trellis]

no

[green schooner]

yes

[broken topaz]

I can squat with you on my shoulders

fr

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-space-marine-warhammer-warhammer-40k-stare-gif-15034398051697687266

[tidal trellis]

no matter how many times u slander me, I will never stop denying it or fall from righteousness

[broken topaz]

I once squat lifted a 120kg danish man

[green schooner]

yeah thats more then me

so

[tidal trellis]

is this something from

40k

armor makes me think of it

[green schooner]

yes

hf

go back to yo JOB

[broken topaz]

Its like twice my own weight

so

He tried to pile on me

[green schooner]

carry me around

[broken topaz]

and pin me

[green schooner]

piggy back ride

rn

[broken topaz]

but nuh uh

i just stood up with him clinging to me

[broken topaz]

ez

Where we riding?

[green schooner]

on a military base

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709387082241540137/782659803762655262/image0-14.gif

[broken topaz]

[green schooner]

i cant wait to get stationed in germany

and eat taco bell.

[tidal trellis]

oh shit 3 AM

i need to finish up doing stuff

[green schooner]

have fun

[tidal trellis]

all it is taking my allergy meds and brushing my teeth, nothing fun about it

[broken topaz]

im stuff

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/714021183627984937/882284043733975101/kel-omori.gif

do not.

[broken topaz]

twink omori reaction

[plucky void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868091047224442980/1272317945808162988/Snapinsta.app_video_An95h_RFowUCKBuR-u5BnP0Om79mHN0NpPKCLjaraW7-XJeHdBv2l-WWsnQC4QvWiObAv4ZnQm1OgPaCePnxV7ki.mp4?ex=66ba89ec&is=66b9386c&hm=868b31c20232a79cb8527e94379b9a673e01689882f06a1b427eb68bb9d309bd&

[green schooner]

the "Stuff"

likes omori

twink ahh

[tidal trellis]

its a good game, shut up

[fading shuttle]

flop is not beating the allegations

[glad carbon]

[tidal trellis]

I will if charon keeps overusing it

[broken topaz]

we are no longer alleging

[glad carbon]

hi stuff

[fading shuttle]

real, its fact now

[glad carbon]

how are you

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/izutsumi-dungeon-meshi-bleh-delicious-in-dungeon-gif-9708617323582582707

[glad carbon]

we need to duo later

[broken topaz]

There is no later

[glad carbon]

😭

[broken topaz]

its 0:30

vro

[glad carbon]

okay

we gotta duo tomorrow then

i cant deal with these randoms

they're SO BAD

[green schooner]

me

[glad carbon]

level 4 mfs

[dreamy flax]

📚 Vro

A slang term meaning "Very Rare Only." Used in the place of bro. Originated from [Broward County]. Popular from [xxxtentacion's] song "[Look at me]"

[glad carbon]

the game has been out for a WEEK

[river zealot]

Ah

[green schooner]

i do it whenever i see you

[glad carbon]

its bro with a v

[river zealot]

I see

[tidal trellis]

then it will die and I will be free

[broken topaz]

no its literally me

stupid

[glad carbon]

i like using it instead of bro since its not male exclusive

[tidal trellis]

huh

how about that

[broken topaz]

dude is gender neutral

[glad carbon]

twink

[glad carbon]

vro

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908789489906909187/1149358706488791111/attachment.gif

[river zealot]

Why would one care about such niche things

[broken topaz]

Because Frota is considerate

and kind

when he isnt being purposefully autistic

[tidal trellis]

me rn

[green schooner]

not real

[broken topaz]

too many wrinkles

[green schooner]

[tidal trellis]

yeah cause im smart