#🎪bruh-fart

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pale ingot
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dumbass^2

cyan mulch
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welcome back

old kettle
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thanks arnoldhalt

pale ingot
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im gonna actually snooze now

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was waiting for witcher 3 to finish downloading

placid sail
old kettle
old kettle
narrow lotus
old kettle
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omg hii

tidal trellis
placid sail
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so brainfart?

eager igloo
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H

placid sail
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lazy ass rat

eager igloo
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Turns out no rgb in case

gleaming geyser
eager igloo
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Great success

tidal trellis
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hello menace

placid sail
eager igloo
old kettle
narrow lotus
eager igloo
tidal trellis
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mood

old kettle
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pron like siggarettes and vapes

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killkys

placid sail
eager igloo
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My ethernet cable is too short kekw

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I wanted to put pc on the other side under my desk

placid sail
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extend

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le cable

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do not compromise

lusty sonnet
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extension cord?

eager igloo
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To ethernet cable?

tidal trellis
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are we circling back to the extension cord from the morning

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or this something else

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that im mixing up

lusty sonnet
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Top o'the morning to ya

tidal trellis
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its like

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2 am here kek

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I honestly don't feel tired at all, smth must be wrong with my brain

old kettle
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am and pm
am it is morning/day?

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pm - night?

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don't be silentConcerned

broken topaz
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0-11 am 12-23pm

old kettle
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oh

broken topaz
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thats just the range

old kettle
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thank you

broken topaz
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you dont actually use the 24h clock

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when using am and pm

tidal trellis
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hello cori

broken topaz
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hello

old kettle
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well

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its 0 am

broken topaz
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well okay

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no

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its actually 12 am

tidal trellis
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he's a lil confused but got the spirit

old kettle
broken topaz
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yea that shit confused me until i mostly interacted with americans for a while

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and had to learn it

old kettle
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why its so difficult

broken topaz
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because those retards dont know how to use 24 h time

old kettle
broken topaz
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unless they are military

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then they can

solar coral
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why is every american obsessed with black people and france now

old kettle
broken topaz
solar coral
broken topaz
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political

tidal trellis
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political

solar coral
old kettle
cyan mulch
broken topaz
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but the nazis were retarded

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and had a bunch of back to back scandals

broken topaz
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and the snap election helped the left

solar coral
broken topaz
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ANYWAYS

solar coral
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only good thing france did was kill people

broken topaz
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no more politics

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i am on thin ice here

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i cant break rules

solar coral
broken topaz
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The mods have it out for me

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It'd be a mute or a ban

solar coral
broken topaz
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I know

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The voices keep telling me

tidal trellis
tidal trellis
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what is it with 3 of my cats constantly asking me to pet them

broken topaz
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PET THEM

tidal trellis
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I go into their field of view and its instant meowing

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I AM

broken topaz
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THEY ARE NEGLECTED

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PET THEM

tidal trellis
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HOW MUCH MORE CAN 1 MAN PET A SINGULAR CAT

lusty sonnet
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No man is petting that cat

tidal trellis
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what

broken topaz
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a twink is petting that cat

tidal trellis
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I'm gonna send you a pipebomb

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one day

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once I triangulate your exact coordinates

broken topaz
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i can just give you my address

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you wont send one

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i dare you

tidal trellis
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too easy I need to figure it out on my own

old kettle
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do you like petting cats huh?
now think about how many peoples have been petted by cats

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they are selfish

lusty sonnet
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Cori gets it

toxic sundial
tidal trellis
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I think its time to finally invest money into getting actually good headphones now, I've had this pair for like

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what 2 years now and its broken

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hopefully it doesn't send us into crippling debt

tulip ravine
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Well England won and are in the final

tidal trellis
tulip ravine
toxic sundial
tidal trellis
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exactly

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something I'll inflict on everybody on the kill list

inland jackal
lusty sonnet
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Pakistani hitman

tidal trellis
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literally

lusty sonnet
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Wackistani twinkman

tidal trellis
lusty sonnet
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Sure

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I think I'll get dementia before that tbh

old kettle
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jokerge👂🏻

tidal trellis
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no that

old kettle
tidal trellis
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that will be free

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he's already that age

lusty sonnet
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Not yet

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But soon

cyan mulch
lusty sonnet
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Doxxing him

tidal trellis
gleaming grove
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Im not even a slav

tidal trellis
exotic sentinel
placid sail
tidal trellis
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shut up this is literally you

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and no I do not polish dicks

exotic sentinel
placid sail
tidal trellis
exotic sentinel
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ma they dun took my spurs

low atlas
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we outta spurs

tidal trellis
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hello surrae

exotic sentinel
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ambuttablow!!!

low atlas
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h

exotic sentinel
low atlas
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did a diy operation on my foot

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Plenty of blood has been lost but we are so back

placid sail
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accidentally smashing your toe on a table leg with enough force to cleave a small dog is not a diy operation

low atlas
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nah I was pulling out my entire toe nail out of my flesh

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It went well

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I feel relieved

tidal trellis
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I'm sure there is

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better ways to do it

placid sail
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what a fun thing to do on your free time

placid sail
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some good ol torture

low atlas
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nah it's like the side of the flesh

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Not the nail bed

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but basically my nail started healing on it's own, and I saw the sharpness of the edge of it

exotic sentinel
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ingrown nails are nice to relieve

low atlas
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So I pulled it up and out of the cavity it made for itself

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and I cut it

low atlas
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it was holding back a lot of blood but it's nicer now

tidal trellis
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I think theres better ways to do it

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I never had to deal with blood when doing that

low atlas
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Really glop

placid sail
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I feel like he just pull it out for fun and is now backpedalling realising how much of a psycho thing to tell about it is

inland jackal
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Flompa

tidal trellis
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glop?

low atlas
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glopper

tidal trellis
inland jackal
low atlas
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come romania

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Im going there this winter

tidal trellis
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he really needs that mountain trip yk

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don't lose your valuables

low atlas
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nah I got security

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a gypsy

placid sail
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great security

low atlas
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Real talk though I do plan on going to Romania

placid sail
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I would ask why would you do something so silly, but we already established you're unhinged body mutilator so

low atlas
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alright pal

tidal trellis
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lmao

low atlas
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I have a few

tidal trellis
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oh

low atlas
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all from of when I was a baby

tidal trellis
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boring

low atlas
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well

inland jackal
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Babies are annoying

tidal trellis
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I ate glass when I was a child, get on my level

low atlas
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you want me to fucking die or what

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Ah

tidal trellis
placid sail
low atlas
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Explains why you like things down your throat

tidal trellis
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what

placid sail
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loud buzzhorn sound

low atlas
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it's ok

placid sail
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such is your life twinkert, getting dunked even by your kin

low atlas
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he stepped on my toes

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what can I do

tidal trellis
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I have no allies left I am left by myself

low atlas
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enemy of my enemy is my friend

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and you hate busy just as much as me

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but now the table is starting to turn

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and idk who I hate more

placid sail
tidal trellis
low atlas
tidal trellis
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this is him

low atlas
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that dog is not getting walked

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poor fella

placid sail
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this thing is now stalking some of your dreams

tidal trellis
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what is that

low atlas
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this is how you look like climbing the stairs instead of gods mountains

tidal trellis
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PFFT

tidal trellis
placid sail
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god has no power on mountains and mt Everest littered with trash, frozen poop and corpses is the proof

low atlas
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entropy my guy

pastel quartz
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Bodies stays quite preserved in ice no

low atlas
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yeah there's a lot of them

low atlas
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It's eerie but intriguing

placid sail
tidal trellis
pastel quartz
zealous remnant
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doubt

low atlas
tidal trellis
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fuck do you mean doubt

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I'm literally chatting to one right now, bitch

placid sail
placid sail
pastel quartz
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Not in a million years at least

placid sail
pastel quartz
low atlas
placid sail
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unless you're planning to drill a hole in a frozen corpse

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which is even more unhinged honestly

low atlas
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this shit freaky bro it ain't even funny no more

pastel quartz
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I'll generate so much heat inside them they'll be thawed out

ruby minnow
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insane instructions

tidal trellis
placid sail
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ah yes, copulating with a mildly thawed, dry corpse

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fuck a melon at this point

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you colossal weirdo

visual stirrup
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I've had worse

tidal trellis
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I am highly disturbed

visual stirrup
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your mother, for example

low atlas
tidal trellis
pastel quartz
low atlas
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cold enough to freeze in Mordor and old enough to dry out

pastel quartz
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If there's a hole there's a goal

placid sail
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but there's no hole!

pastel quartz
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And if there's no hole then just make one yourself

low atlas
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send me the diameters of your skull so I can study you

placid sail
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fucking hell

pastel quartz
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I've always wanted to fuck someone's eye hole

low atlas
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alright

tidal trellis
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thats enough outta you

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out.

placid sail
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any sort of unhinged shit to chase instead of talking to a girl

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you go, king

low atlas
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damn finally found someone more unhinged than busy

pastel quartz
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I have a partner already I just don't tell her my deepest desires

tidal trellis
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I highly doubt you do

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I'm just saying

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but my gut feeling is telling me you don't

pastel quartz
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Say what you want

placid sail
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you should be more sincere

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what if they're as unhinged as you are

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you could be happily desecrating corpses together

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your shyness stands between you and true intimacy

pastel quartz
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Well she is quite unhinged herself but not as "unhinged" as I am

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Not to mention none of my desires are unhinged

placid sail
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uh huh

pastel quartz
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Necrophilia is completely normal with many species practicing it

placid sail
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you made two twinks cry by mentioning one of them

pastel quartz
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Dolphins and orcas being the most famous examples

pastel quartz
low atlas
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who and who

broken topaz
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not a real partner if you cannot share your deepest most fucked up desires

low atlas
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i thought you weren't one busy

placid sail
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dolphins and orcas has no morals and socials norms to break by fucking corpses, so it's a shitty cope comparison

broken topaz
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Dolphins are pretty smart

placid sail
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"might"

broken topaz
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they are social animals

low atlas
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comparing yourself to any kind of animal is an interesting take to say the least

broken topaz
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And are one of the few mammals that do sex for fun

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not just for reproduction

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which is also why they rape

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atleast in part

placid sail
broken topaz
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No but if we observe them more

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maybe we will

pastel quartz
broken topaz
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probably the most likely animal aside from monkeys to have that behaviour

pastel quartz
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But hey what do I know

placid sail
# broken topaz No but if we observe them more

you're humanizing them and assuming that if they're smart, they may be smart enough to be humans and therefore have human concepts, like morals, but one does not necessarily guarantee the other

broken topaz
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Well they wont have "morals" the same way we do

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but behaviours to encourage and discourage

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like alot of herd or group animals

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which is comparable in some ways

placid sail
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i.e. very, very smart cat would probably still be a giant ass douche by human perception because he is a solitary predator and wouldn't have any reason to have mental concepts necessary for humans

pastel quartz
frail scaffold
broken topaz
pastel quartz
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Worse than you think

broken topaz
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Pedo spotted

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its okay, theres help available for your kind

pastel quartz
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I find it disgusting that you even assume that

broken topaz
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Well if people say its worse than i think

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i assume the worst

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because i can imagine alot

pastel quartz
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I think you're a bigger freak than I am

tidal trellis
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cori is cori

broken topaz
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but probably

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
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shitass71 when

broken topaz
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i dunno

pastel quartz
broken topaz
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i just pirate

placid sail
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lmao

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- you guys can't imagine how horrible I am...
- so pedo?
- WHAT EEEEW

final cedar
placid sail
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so much for a horrible demon and twinkbane

pastel quartz
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I'm not a demon

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I'm a normal average guy

tidal trellis
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doubt

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DOUBT

broken topaz
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should i just start listing horrible fucked up desires

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and you say yes or no

tidal trellis
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Cori, I beg you. Up and Down, on my knees

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PLEASE DO NOT

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I WILL PAY YOU

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PLEASE DO NOT

broken topaz
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on your knees? begging?

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Twink behaviour

placid sail
tidal trellis
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DO NOT LIST YOUR DESIRES

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I BEG

pastel quartz
broken topaz
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i forgot

tidal trellis
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i do not want to know

broken topaz
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thanks for saving me @placid sail

placid sail
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brainrot cori

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np

tidal trellis
pastel quartz
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Showing exposed organs like that to me

final cedar
placid sail
pastel quartz
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How disgraceful ...

tidal trellis
broken topaz
tidal trellis
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You mean hungry right

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
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Cause cannibalism

broken topaz
placid sail
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alright cori dm plop your dark desires

tidal trellis
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do not

placid sail
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he didn't gaw tua'd you

broken topaz
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Why would i dm them to flop

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I dont want flop to know them

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he will spill my secrets to brainfart

low atlas
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he'll turn straight maybe

placid sail
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he will die instantly

tidal trellis
final cedar
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was it in das boot where they explained what "äugeln" is?

runic kernel
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Hi Cori Hi Flop Hi bz11k Hi surrae

placid sail
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his modest twink brain will catch fire

placid sail
narrow lotus
pastel quartz
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Actual copycat...

tidal trellis
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I am a civilized person, thank you very much

final cedar
broken topaz
broken topaz
tidal trellis
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Hello Iedy peepohi

narrow lotus
final cedar
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point was there's a dock prostitute with glass eye which she'll take out for special requests

broken topaz
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Äugeln just means to oogle somewone

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like stare longingly

low atlas
narrow lotus
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Hi flop gn flop and everyone

pastel quartz
broken topaz
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dm my desires to budget delight?

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What could go wrong

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Only if you dm me yours

tidal trellis
pastel quartz
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Sure

placid sail
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the brain is right there

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so close

broken topaz
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yea dont do that

upper shore
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"Fuck it. Eyeball fucking."

placid sail
broken topaz
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Thats not what that scene meant btw

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i just watched it again

broken topaz
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Shes just upset at how lustfully the dude is looking at her

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and takes out the eye

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and tells him to fuck the eye

pastel quartz
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I'd pay to do that

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Considering I have an eyeball fetish

broken topaz
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weirdly specific

tidal trellis
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Bruh

pastel quartz
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I've licked my partner's eyes before, it's nice to have someone who is supportive instead of condescending like those on the internet

quartz ridge
tawny plaza
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Oversharing in brainfart again?

placid sail
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eye licking must be a gateway drug for taboo fetishists

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you're like

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third person already

broken topaz
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I mean its weird but is it taboo?

pastel quartz
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Maybe sharing my thoughts with strangers on the internet is not a good idea

broken topaz
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I dont see anything wrong with it

tawny plaza
tidal trellis
broken topaz
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Its not oversharing

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its caring for the bros

broken topaz
placid sail
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which is indeed innocent in comparison

broken topaz
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there balancing your statistics

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thank me later

placid sail
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year later

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cori licking someone's eyeball and going

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OH FUCK YOU BUSY

broken topaz
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I dont see the appeal

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cause im squeamish around my own eyes

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so why would i wanna lick somebody elses

tidal trellis
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Where do you guys think we'll be some years from now

broken topaz
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i couldnt even put in contacts

broken topaz
tidal trellis
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I wouldn't be able to use contacts either

broken topaz
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as in me dead, not you guys

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i hope you guys live long

placid sail
broken topaz
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and prosper

tidal trellis
pastel quartz
low atlas
broken topaz
pastel quartz
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Perchance

broken topaz
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too bad, i have a gf

tidal trellis
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Free would also probably be dead from old age

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♻️ all u want but it's the truth

pastel quartz
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Aw

fading shuttle
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bro is already dying

placid sail
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ah there he is

fading shuttle
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benzin struggles to get up, his aching knees seconds away from giving out

placid sail
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my fanbase president

fading shuttle
tidal trellis
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Hello Alex

fading shuttle
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but you only react when i insult you

broken topaz
placid sail
tidal trellis
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LMAO

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Good one

fading shuttle
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benzin doesnt care about anyone unless they insult him, little whore

broken topaz
green schooner
broken topaz
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hello charon

severe sequoia
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-# guys can we keep it down it's a bit loud in here

tidal trellis
broken topaz
placid sail
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globama

broken topaz
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me trying to talk to women

tidal trellis
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That's a mood

broken topaz
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hey hey dont be mean

broken topaz
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he was being vulnerable

green schooner
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it deleted the video

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sad

broken topaz
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we shouldnt judge him

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this is a safe space

tidal trellis
quartz ridge
tidal trellis
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It'd classify this place as a biohazard tbh

tidal trellis
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Ouch

placid sail
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wah2 brainfart is so BAD comes daily

tidal trellis
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Shut up free

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Where is your nurse

placid sail
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submissive BIAAAACH

tidal trellis
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I ain't that

placid sail
fading shuttle
tidal trellis
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Hell you mean clueless

fading shuttle
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cat posters suck

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kill them

tidal trellis
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Where are all my cats I'm going insane looking for them

tidal trellis
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I'm missing 1 of them

placid sail
low atlas
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flop

tidal trellis
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I'm turning my house upside down, crawling under to see under the sofa,I can't find the 1 cat that is missing

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Where is he

low atlas
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i ated him

tidal trellis
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Spit him out

placid sail
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none of your business where e is

low atlas
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asking for too much

tidal trellis
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Spit him out rn

fading shuttle
tidal trellis
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I'll make you drink rat poison

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Spit him out

low atlas
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you can't make me do anything you're flop

fading shuttle
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i killed him

placid sail
tidal trellis
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What does that mean

low atlas
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you can't even kill a fragile old man like busy

tidal trellis
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I totally could

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I just haven't found him

fading shuttle
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no you couldnt

low atlas
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i have a musket in my apartment

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a flintlock actually

placid sail
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there's a whole fucking line now to ride my dick, holy

tidal trellis
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Fucking ancient ass gun

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Free probably used it in his youth

low atlas
final cedar
placid sail
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alex make a reservation to annoy me next time, the queue is full

fading shuttle
final cedar
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can't even joink it to this whiny ass chat

placid sail
final cedar
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gn brainclot

low atlas
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maybe if you treat people that way they'll do the same busy

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Just a hunch . . .

tidal trellis
fading shuttle
placid sail
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alex, you're a nice guy

fading shuttle
tidal trellis
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Inb4 he responds with kys

low atlas
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close enough

tidal trellis
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HAHAHA

tidal trellis
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Okay so

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You can't reason with alex

low atlas
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yeah because Alex isn't people

tidal trellis
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Try with me

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Go

low atlas
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ohhhh

placid sail
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eeuuugh

low atlas
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Ohhhh you're digging yourself a hole flop

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I can't help this one

placid sail
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I feel ill for some reason

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gn chat

tidal trellis
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Be nice to me for once free

fading shuttle
low atlas
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he's BEGGING

low atlas
tidal trellis
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His old body cannot handle it

low atlas
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I'm going to my exam

fading shuttle
tidal trellis
low atlas
#

Why do you want busy to compliment you

heavy peak
tidal trellis
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We trying to teach him how to be nice

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Thats what

low atlas
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you were too eager

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It's over, sorry

wispy portal
# heavy peak

Hi was I given brain fart role by accident can I have it removed

low atlas
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I'm going to my exam now, you think about what you did

tidal trellis
fading shuttle
tidal trellis
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There's nothing to it, stop being weird surrae

low atlas
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3 hour adventure

low atlas
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I'm not being weird

tidal trellis
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Forgot to mention

heavy peak
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NOW HOLD THE FUCK UP

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this idiot was exiled a year ago by skom, by the looks of things

tidal trellis
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What did he even do

heavy peak
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Challenged skom

tidal trellis
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Lost against skom I presume

heavy peak
tidal trellis
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Makes me wonder what the longest someone has been exiled for

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And still is, exiled

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
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Off he went

broken topaz
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Im the fuck up

broken topaz
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Okay

heavy peak
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Me opening your profile

broken topaz
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Eww yea

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Wtd

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Wtd

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Wtf

tidal trellis
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Ow my eyes

broken topaz
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My profile is so bright

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I didn't know that

tidal trellis
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Cori you hurt my eyes

broken topaz
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How do i change that?

tidal trellis
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Curse you

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Good question, not sure what causes that

heavy peak
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Profiles
2 buttons that control color

broken topaz
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There

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Fixed

heavy peak
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Welcome to nitro experience

tidal trellis
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Much better

broken topaz
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Sorry for the flashbang

wispy portal
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IM FREE

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THANK YOU SIR

heavy peak
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See you tomorrow back

tidal trellis
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Once a exile, always a exile

green schooner
#

real

broken topaz
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Imagine being exiled

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Here by choice gang

green schooner
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i was in invictus for a while

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and newbies

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and then

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went to brainfart

broken topaz
#

I was here in brainfart for months

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Before i even played gamma

green schooner
#

some mfs havent even played gamma

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they are just here

heavy peak
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P!magik 559857820724625419

foggy mantleBOT
heavy peak
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Bad roll

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P!magik 372486326702047233

foggy mantleBOT
heavy peak
tidal trellis
broken topaz
green schooner
broken topaz
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But stopped half way

green schooner
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i beat gamma with every

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main faction

tidal trellis
green schooner
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only 1 inv run th o

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which was mercs

tidal trellis
#

I'll try it, one day when I feel confident enough to do so

green schooner
#

just abuse game mechanics

heavy peak
#

Ye?
Where's your Invictus role as a proof? kekleo2

green schooner
#

up my balls

heavy peak
#

There aren't any

tidal trellis
heavy peak
green schooner
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easy

green schooner
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get mp5

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shotgun

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run to shut off the mm

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(have grenades)

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and then

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use guide to yanov

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repeat do qeust there till expert

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get good gear

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run to bs

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do it

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and then finish the main story

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gamma is easy to cheat and

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speedrun

tidal trellis
#

Besides the beginning portion, already been doing that

narrow knoll
tidal trellis
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I think only mechanic I only honestly struggle with is when it comes to combat against stalkers which well, skillissue otherwise

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Yeah

tidal trellis
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I already been doing all that

broken topaz
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And they meow back

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Huge buff to my aura

tidal trellis
#

I go sleep, goodnight peoples

tidal trellis
gleaming geyser
exotic sentinel
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taco bell is just bad simply put

#

expensive and not good

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if you really want fast food tacos go to taco time

tawny plaza
gleaming geyser
gleaming geyser
pastel quartz
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just got even more games from the steam sale yep

exotic sentinel
#

valheim good

atomic pewter
#

Half my wishlist is shit that's coming soon

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Rest is either early access or not on sale

heavy peak
#

I only bought one game
Completed it
I don't have anything to play again

pastel quartz
#

so overall, I would say this was a pretty good summer sale haul, basically everything I will want for a while

atomic pewter
#

Wait which fallout is the one everyone hates

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Brotherhood ?

exotic sentinel
#

yes

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because it's bad

pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
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lol

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all I got in the sale was abiotic factor

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and the last game I bought was valheim back in january

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and prior to that was baldur's gate + sailwind on jan 3rd

atomic pewter
#

I've had valheim for a few years

pastel quartz
#

nice, abiotic factor seems fun but I dont have anyone to play with so I'll just stick to watching streamers and all play it for now

atomic pewter
#

AF is fun but significantly harder alone

exotic sentinel
#

2 friends and I are currently bunkered in labs

#

can't wait for their summer update

atomic pewter
#

Which one ? The fog update ?

exotic sentinel
#

office sector, hydrodam sector and a bunch of stuff

exotic sentinel
atomic pewter
#

Oooo

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I was gonna say yeah

exotic sentinel
#

I've been wanting to play it for about a month, was just waiting for the summer sale

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and I was going to go through it by myself but since it was designed to be co-op I invited my friends to join me

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started with 1 who later convinced another

toxic sundial
#

Watching a recipe online and the mfer said "okay now put 1.5 parts x ingredient" and I had to stop watching cause that's now how parts work fucking imbecile

exotic sentinel
#

did he say 1.5 or one-half

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3/2?

heavy peak
#

Are you mixing cocktails?

toxic sundial
exotic sentinel
#

equivalent to 3/2

#

that's still odd

toxic sundial
#

It's just

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Not how parts work

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They whole point of parts

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Is to do ratios

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Easy ratios

exotic sentinel
#

they're using fractions becaue fractions are cool gigachadhandshake

toxic sundial
#

In whole numbers

exotic sentinel
#

fractions is the cooler brother of division

#

once you go from the dot/dot symbol to the line

#

your life is forever changed

toxic sundial
#

It was also a woman speaking so

#

They were already on a thin line

exotic sentinel
#

I'm eager to try out into the radius 2

#

but my brother broke the vr headset's right controller

atomic pewter
#

They're making a second ?

exotic sentinel
#

so I cannot

exotic sentinel
#

which was a nice surprise

atomic pewter
#

I hope it's got more interesting things than the first

atomic pewter
#

The demon core

glad carbon
exotic sentinel
glad carbon
#

like bandits with guns n shit

#

not just shadow people and spiders

exotic sentinel
#

I'd like if they made the enemies with guns not be worse than the stalker military

#

they laser you across the map, shoot you through walls and your gun's hitbox is stupid

atomic pewter
#

I'd like if they had fucked up mutants other than shadow people

#

Tired of shooting humanoids, gimme shit from nightmares

glad carbon
#

evil swamp folk

exotic sentinel
#

I want to be chased by dogs and cats in vr

glad carbon
#

mutated freaky people

atomic pewter
#

Honestly the remake of The Thing's video game has me interested

exotic sentinel
atomic pewter
#

The original was a fucking meme of a game

#

But this...

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It's got Nightdive studios developing it

#

The same folks behind DRG and a few other good games

exotic sentinel
#

deep rock

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rock and stone

atomic pewter
#

Deep rock got boring for me

zinc marsh
exotic sentinel
atomic pewter
#

Wait hold the phone

exotic sentinel
#

rock and stone

#

rock and stone

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stone and rock

zinc marsh
#

nightdive worked on system shock remake

atomic pewter
#

OH

exotic sentinel
exotic sentinel
#

can I get that beer

atomic pewter
#

Fuck the similarity between the logos of nightdive and ghost ship got me confused

#

You're right

zinc marsh
atomic pewter
#

DRG's just a second fucking job man

#

Or at least that's what it's turned into

exotic sentinel
#

how

zinc marsh
#

their latest dlc

#

I lost....

exotic sentinel
#

oh, the new season is bad?

#

I haven't played for a while

atomic pewter
#

The new season is better than the 4th

zinc marsh
#

fuck no it's amazing I love the new knight armor dlc

atomic pewter
#

4th was just 3 but redigested

fading shuttle
#

drg suffers from the exact same issue as helldivers, lack of variety

zinc marsh
#

and this season actually got content

atomic pewter
#

DRG is extremely grindy

zinc marsh
atomic pewter
#

And boring as fucking sin without friends

zinc marsh
#

the amount of different biomes and monsters with varying abilities

atomic pewter
#

3/4 of the fun of that game is dicking around on the job

#

If I want a second job I'll play solo barotrauma

#

Scratches my eldritch horror itch that no other game currently can

atomic pewter
zinc marsh
#

barotrauma has that curse where me and my group of friends wanna play that game

#

but like we never do

#

it became a joke where someone askes

barotrauma?
and someone else would go
tomorrow

glad carbon
#

barotrauma is fun when it isnt spaghetti code that cant have more that 20 monsters on a map before it starts to implode

atomic pewter
#

Fucking true

#

But it's still a lot of fun

#

This is my shit xD

#

Just firing double miniguns straight into that fucking thing's eye

#

Man the best biomes in the game are the first 3

#

Cold caverns is fun, europan ridge is fun, aphotic plateau is amazing

#

Great Sea is stressful but also a fucking long snoozefest

#

And then Hydrothermal Wastes is just a god damn navigational nightmare

zinc marsh
#

any mods to recommend?

atomic pewter
#

Dynamic Europa, Barotraumatic...

#

Barotraumatic's main appeal is TONS of new creatures that function well within the existing roster

#

I'd say Europawar but europawar's got one big issue

#

Shitty creatures

#

Well sprited but poorly "balanced"

#

Like the spiders that give you reaper's tax on hit

#

Imagine becoming progressively rarted as you get nibbled by spiders

#

And then you can't cure that shit until you find a doctor at a station

#

I'd be fine with them poisoning you or something, anything that is remotely cureable by competent medical crew

#

But fucking reaper's tax ?

#

Cringe.

#

Honestly I got a botload of mods that overall make the game both harder, more customizable but also slightly easier at the same time

#

A huge deciding factor for your campaign in baro is which submarine you end up taking.

#

Standard submarines are flawed as fuck and will generally make easy missions that should take maybe an hour or so double if not triple that time

#

Modded submarines can be fucking busted and still not save your ass from certain creatures or events

exotic sentinel
#

barotrauma is fun

#

2 friends and I got halfway in the campaign (our furthest yet) and then a bug deleted our medic's entire inventory

#

so he didn't want to continue

glad carbon
exotic sentinel
#

my crew uses a U-boat mod

#

I think a C7 or something

#

it's pretty good

atomic pewter
#

I'm using the diamondback or the copperhead since I solo the game

#

As a captain you can do everything by yourself in there

#

The hello kitty orc isn't real it can't hurt you

primal rapids
atomic pewter
#

Fully upgraded, a diamondback or copperhead submarine can reach top speeds of above 150km/h

#

It's insane

#

So insane you start glitching out of your submarine for split seconds

#

Just wish I knew a sub that had a decent fucking vertical speed

#

Top speed with the actual tin can that is the diamondback is about 18km/h

deep topaz
#

I never want to get high again

#

I think I'm finally coming back down

atomic pewter
#

Bad trip ?

deep topaz
#

Time loop of death and rebirth

river robin
#

what did you take?

deep topaz
#

420mg of weed

exotic sentinel
atomic pewter
#

Decent gun coverage

exotic sentinel
#

I may've been working on a custom version that was better tailored to how we played

#

was good

#

I often play engineer but got the AI crew to do maintenance

glad carbon
atomic pewter
#

There's a dugong 2

atomic pewter
#

It looks like shit but I somehow bet it works OK

deep topaz
#

I don't know

glad carbon
#

go lie down or something

river robin
atomic pewter
exotic sentinel
#

noooo

#

my custom subs were all on my old pc

#

that's how long ago I made them (damm)

atomic pewter
#

Oh god this dugong is more scuffed than I thought

#

The slanted medical beds

deep topaz
#

I think that was like a 24 hour high

atomic pewter
#

The god damn control room is under a ballast

glad carbon
atomic pewter
#

There's only one ballas- what the fuck is this mess

river robin
#

the charm of barotrauma subs, is that every vanilla sub is flawed in some way

#

on purpose

#

custom subs that are "perfect" are cringe

exotic sentinel
#

an image of my automated hull fixing system (early draft but it's the only image I found)

#

only barotrauma image I can find

atomic pewter
#

My old captain would say that too

#

He had serious anger issues.

exotic sentinel
final cedar
atomic pewter
#

Gnome sonar mod

final cedar
atomic pewter
#

Ages ago there was a mod that made it so the End Worm would play "Fortunate Son"

exotic sentinel
atomic pewter
#

When approaching

atomic pewter
#

OH FUCK

#

Ew

exotic sentinel
#

vertigong

atomic pewter
#

Oh god the penis

exotic sentinel
#

and by it

#

let's just say my penis

atomic pewter
#

You ready for kok to get chewed on by deep sea horrors ?

#

Crab

atomic pewter
#

The borzoi sub

deep topaz
#

Can someone buy me a microscope for my birthday

#

Cans

#

Crabs

atomic pewter
atomic pewter
#

I think I could solo this submarine...

#

It'd sure as hell make for an interesting campaign

deep topaz
#

I hate this

#

When will it end

atomic pewter
#

The community loves the dugong

ancient lynx
#

I am so glad I can play with dugong on every axis possible

atomic pewter
#

Diagonal, inverted, horizontal, vertical

#

The eight points of a compass