#🎪bruh-fart
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welcome back
thanks 
bird man probably likes you a lot


omg hii
oh
so brainfart?
H
lazy ass rat
Turns out no rgb in case
Great success
hello menace
your homo license is revoked
I wear mostly black, might as well have computer do the same


mood
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Озвучка: Uncle Knuckles
big tiddy goth sesbian gf
extension cord?
To ethernet cable?
are we circling back to the extension cord from the morning
or this something else
that im mixing up
Top o'the morning to ya
its like
2 am here 
I honestly don't feel tired at all, smth must be wrong with my brain
0-11 am 12-23pm
oh
thats just the range
thank you
hello cori
hello
he's a lil confused but got the spirit

yea that shit confused me until i mostly interacted with americans for a while
and had to learn it
why its so difficult
because those retards dont know how to use 24 h time

why is every american obsessed with black people and france now

far right lost election
thats what the americans said
political
political
Nazis never could win in france are they regarded

they measure things in eagle per stone
apparently there was a non zero chance
but the nazis were retarded
and had a bunch of back to back scandals
and the snap election helped the left
99.99999% chance they get their head lopped off based france
ANYWAYS
only good thing france did was kill people
lmao just get exiled for 3 years
we're all after you

what is it with 3 of my cats constantly asking me to pet them
PET THEM
HOW MUCH MORE CAN 1 MAN PET A SINGULAR CAT
No man is petting that cat
what
a twink is petting that cat
too easy I need to figure it out on my own
do you like petting cats huh?
now think about how many peoples have been petted by cats
they are selfish

Cori gets it
I think its time to finally invest money into getting actually good headphones now, I've had this pair for like
what 2 years now and its broken
hopefully it doesn't send us into crippling debt
Well England won and are in the final
I'll be blunt with you

Blunt traumatic injury
Pakistani hitman
literally
Wackistani twinkman
one day, u gonna regret pissing me off 
👂🏻
no that


Doxxing him
Im not even a slav
then where u from
heard you were talking smack, dick polisher
shut up this is literally you
and no I do not polish dicks
sure you don't, you gobble them whole, homosexual anaconda
how wholesome
ma they dun took my spurs
we outta spurs
hello surrae
ambuttablow!!!
h
accidentally smashing your toe on a table leg with enough force to cleave a small dog is not a diy operation
nah I was pulling out my entire toe nail out of my flesh
It went well
I feel relieved
what a fun thing to do on your free time
some good ol torture
nah it's like the side of the flesh
Not the nail bed
but basically my nail started healing on it's own, and I saw the sharpness of the edge of it
ingrown nails are nice to relieve
it was holding back a lot of blood but it's nicer now
I think theres better ways to do it
I never had to deal with blood when doing that
Really glop
I feel like he just pull it out for fun and is now backpedalling realising how much of a psycho thing to tell about it is
Flompa
glop?
glopper
Hello W

sounds like a mountain trip with you is gonna change your mind
come romania
Im going there this winter
great security
Real talk though I do plan on going to Romania
I would ask why would you do something so silly, but we already established you're unhinged body mutilator so
alright pal
what does he just have like scars everywhere
lmao
I have a few
oh
boring
well
Babies are annoying
I ate glass when I was a child, get on my level
no
speaking of the devil!
Explains why you like things down your throat
what
AYOOOOOOO
loud buzzhorn sound
it's ok
such is your life twinkert, getting dunked even by your kin
I have no allies left I am left by myself
enemy of my enemy is my friend
and you hate busy just as much as me
but now the table is starting to turn
and idk who I hate more

free, easy answer, no?
sorry old man I forgot you have the attention span of a goblin
this thing is now stalking some of your dreams
what is that
this is how you look like climbing the stairs instead of gods mountains
PFFT
he needs wheelchair access, you forget
god has no power on mountains and mt Everest littered with trash, frozen poop and corpses is the proof
that is the epitome of nature
entropy my guy
Maybe I should visit Mount everest
Bodies stays quite preserved in ice no
my best fwiend uwu
yeah there's a lot of them
It's eerie but intriguing
the entire concept of nature is thr opposite of entropy
I own no such things and already talk to women
I want to fuck them
doubt
entropy is natural though
gossiping with girls about boys does not count
sure, but the point of nature is to survive, not go extinct
fishe
I don't think you can match mine
Not in a million years at least
they are frozen solid dimwit
I like em cold
maybe so, but things die out for something new to come to life, and that could be all of earth, at some point
unless you're planning to drill a hole in a frozen corpse
which is even more unhinged honestly
I am
this shit freaky bro it ain't even funny no more
I'll generate so much heat inside them they'll be thawed out
insane instructions
ah yes, copulating with a mildly thawed, dry corpse
fuck a melon at this point
you colossal weirdo
I've had worse
I am highly disturbed
your mother, for example
or busy, he's the second closest thing to that description

Problem?
cold enough to freeze in Mordor and old enough to dry out
If there's a hole there's a goal
but there's no hole!
And if there's no hole then just make one yourself
send me the diameters of your skull so I can study you
fucking hell
I've always wanted to fuck someone's eye hole
alright
damn finally found someone more unhinged than busy
I have a partner already I just don't tell her my deepest desires
I highly doubt you do
I'm just saying
but my gut feeling is telling me you don't
Say what you want
smh
you should be more sincere
what if they're as unhinged as you are
you could be happily desecrating corpses together
your shyness stands between you and true intimacy
Well she is quite unhinged herself but not as "unhinged" as I am
Not to mention none of my desires are unhinged
uh huh
Necrophilia is completely normal with many species practicing it
you made two twinks cry by mentioning one of them
Dolphins and orcas being the most famous examples
I feel like that's an achievement that should give me a medal
who and who
not a real partner if you cannot share your deepest most fucked up desires
i thought you weren't one busy
dolphins and orcas has no morals and socials norms to break by fucking corpses, so it's a shitty cope comparison
actually they might
Dolphins are pretty smart
"might"
they are social animals
comparing yourself to any kind of animal is an interesting take to say the least
And are one of the few mammals that do sex for fun
not just for reproduction
which is also why they rape
atleast in part
you ever saw a documentary about a dolphin smacking another dolphin fucking a dead fish in disgust?
I think he wanted his turn not from disgust
probably the most likely animal aside from monkeys to have that behaviour
But hey what do I know
you're humanizing them and assuming that if they're smart, they may be smart enough to be humans and therefore have human concepts, like morals, but one does not necessarily guarantee the other
Well they wont have "morals" the same way we do
but behaviours to encourage and discourage
like alot of herd or group animals
which is comparable in some ways
i.e. very, very smart cat would probably still be a giant ass douche by human perception because he is a solitary predator and wouldn't have any reason to have mental concepts necessary for humans
Well I've told her some just not the others
how bad could it be
Worse than you think
Okay not that
I find it disgusting that you even assume that
Well if people say its worse than i think
i assume the worst
because i can imagine alot

I think you're a bigger freak than I am
cori is cori
well im not a pedo
but probably
What a rookie mistake
shitass71 when
i dunno
Just use shitass69+1@gmail.com
i just pirate

so much for a horrible demon and twinkbane
Cori, I beg you. Up and Down, on my knees
PLEASE DO NOT
I WILL PAY YOU
PLEASE DO NOT
you just said you're on thin ice
Don't make me horny man
i do not want to know
shut up
Showing exposed organs like that to me
brainfucker community when you tell them they can't drill a hole into robocops plexiglass skull
add some hawk tua to it as well
How disgraceful ...
no
my horny ass could not be a brainsurgeon
You mean hungry right
Hey what a copy cat
Cause cannibalism

alright cori dm plop your dark desires
do not
he didn't gaw tua'd you
Why would i dm them to flop
I dont want flop to know them
he will spill my secrets to brainfart
he'll turn straight maybe
he will die instantly
I am straight u dumbo
was it in das boot where they explained what "äugeln" is?
Hi Cori Hi Flop Hi bz11k Hi surrae
his modest twink brain will catch fire

the movie?
Actual copycat...
I am a civilized person, thank you very much
ye
Haaiii
not from what i remember
Hello Iedy 
point was there's a dock prostitute with glass eye which she'll take out for special requests
alyo
Hi flop gn flop and everyone
Dm them to me instead I'm very trustworthy
Goodnight
Sure
this sounds both extremely uncomfortable for the hooker and probably dangerous too
the brain is right there
so close
yea dont do that
"Fuck it. Eyeball fucking."

Where
Shes just upset at how lustfully the dude is looking at her
and takes out the eye
and tells him to fuck the eye
weirdly specific
Bruh
I've licked my partner's eyes before, it's nice to have someone who is supportive instead of condescending like those on the internet
robo fart
hell yea
Oversharing in brainfart again?
eye licking must be a gateway drug for taboo fetishists
you're like
third person already
I mean its weird but is it taboo?
Maybe sharing my thoughts with strangers on the internet is not a good idea
I dont see anything wrong with it
I've often heard "vore" is a gateway kink, but
Seems like it
Thats pretty out there already
what I'm saying is, all people I know who mentioned liking real weird shit also mentioned eye licking
which is indeed innocent in comparison
I like weird shit, but not eye licking
there balancing your statistics
thank me later

year later
cori licking someone's eyeball and going
OH FUCK YOU BUSY
I dont see the appeal
cause im squeamish around my own eyes
so why would i wanna lick somebody elses
Where do you guys think we'll be some years from now
i couldnt even put in contacts
dead hopefully
That's fair
I wouldn't be able to use contacts either
oh yeah first couple times putting contacts in was a mild torture
and prosper
Thanks
Would you prefer having someone licking yours instead
fuck you I don't want to
are you offering?
Perchance
too bad, i have a gf
Aw
bro is already dying
ah there he is
benzin struggles to get up, his aching knees seconds away from giving out
my fanbase president
i showed up 2 mins ago
Hello Alex
but you only react when i insult you
I noticed the stench but tried to be polite
benzin doesnt care about anyone unless they insult him, little whore
i love this creature so much
hi twink
hello charon
-# guys can we keep it down it's a bit loud in here
Shut up dutyer
NO FUCK YOU
globama
me trying to talk to women
That's a mood
hey hey dont be mean
he was being vulnerable
You tell me
no this isnt a safe space
Don't kink shame me
It'd classify this place as a biohazard tbh
Ouch
brainfart is so BAD comes daily
submissive BIAAAACH
I ain't that

fuck him and anyone who posts him
Hell you mean clueless
Where are all my cats I'm going insane looking for them
I'm missing 1 of them
alex be like
flop
I'm turning my house upside down, crawling under to see under the sofa,I can't find the 1 cat that is missing
Where is he
i ated him
Spit him out
none of your business where e is
asking for too much
Spit him out rn
you can't make me do anything you're flop
i killed him
you'll kill the cat too that way you idiot
What does that mean
you can't even kill a fragile old man like busy
no you couldnt
there's a whole fucking line now to ride my dick, holy
'ohh no I'm getting so much attention now v_v' this is how you sound like
alex make a reservation to annoy me next time, the queue is full
"oomfies, calm down, theres enough of me for everynyan!"
can't even joink it to this whiny ass chat
no complaints other than try more be in awe with me and compliment my every feature
gn brainclot
Night
killing floor reference
alex, you're a nice guy
Inb4 he responds with 
close enough
HAHAHA
yeah because Alex isn't people
ohhhh
eeuuugh
Be nice to me for once free
its finally working
he's BEGGING
Mordor man tries to be nice, passes away
Being nice is his allergy
His old body cannot handle it
I'm going to my exam
Also what fucking hole
Why do you want busy to compliment you
Hi was I given brain fart role by accident can I have it removed
exile
I'm going to my exam now, you think about what you did
Go to your exam surrae








There's nothing to it, stop being weird surrae
3 hour adventure
I'm not being weird
NOW HOLD THE FUCK UP
this idiot was exiled a year ago by skom, by the looks of things
What did he even do
Challenged skom
Lost against skom I presume
“Accident”
Talked some stuff about N64 in #╓☢stalker-chat
Nintendo ?
Off he went
Okay
Ow my eyes
Cori you hurt my eyes
How do i change that?
Profiles
2 buttons that control color
Welcome to nitro experience
Much better
Sorry for the flashbang
Once a exile, always a exile
real
P!magik 559857820724625419

U beat Invictus?
Ive played one run
yeah
But stopped half way
Oh wow, nice
I'll try it, one day when I feel confident enough to do so
just abuse game mechanics
Ye?
Where's your Invictus role as a proof? 
up my balls
There aren't any
Such as?

gamma is extremely
easy
spawn with shit armor
get mp5
shotgun
run to shut off the mm
(have grenades)
and then
use guide to yanov
repeat do qeust there till expert
get good gear
run to bs
do it
and then finish the main story
gamma is easy to cheat and
speedrun
Besides the beginning portion, already been doing that
I think only mechanic I only honestly struggle with is when it comes to combat against stalkers which well,
otherwise
Yeah
I already been doing all that
I love it when i meow at cats
And they meow back
Huge buff to my aura
I go sleep, goodnight peoples
What a nice man, I wonder what he said 
taco bell is just bad simply put
expensive and not good
if you really want fast food tacos go to taco time
He woke up
Feller ain't got one of those near him
just got even more games from the steam sale 
valheim good
fear and hunger
:3
Half my wishlist is shit that's coming soon
Rest is either early access or not on sale
I only bought one game
Completed it
I don't have anything to play again
so overall, I would say this was a pretty good summer sale haul, basically everything I will want for a while
the only other game I could imagine I would want (that i wouldn't just 🏴☠️ ) is kingdom come 2, esle than that I'm set
what's the blacked out one 
monster hunter, blacked it out just because I didn't get it this sale and I didnt want people to think I would willingly buy it
lol
all I got in the sale was abiotic factor
and the last game I bought was valheim back in january
and prior to that was baldur's gate + sailwind on jan 3rd
I've had valheim for a few years
nice, abiotic factor seems fun but I dont have anyone to play with so I'll just stick to watching streamers and all play it for now
AF is fun but significantly harder alone
2 friends and I are currently bunkered in labs
can't wait for their summer update
Which one ? The fog update ?
office sector, hydrodam sector and a bunch of stuff
that one already came out
I've been wanting to play it for about a month, was just waiting for the summer sale
and I was going to go through it by myself but since it was designed to be co-op I invited my friends to join me
started with 1 who later convinced another
Watching a recipe online and the mfer said "okay now put 1.5 parts x ingredient" and I had to stop watching cause that's now how parts work fucking imbecile
Are you mixing cocktails?
They said quote, one-point-five parts
It's just
Not how parts work
They whole point of parts
Is to do ratios
Easy ratios
they're using fractions becaue fractions are cool 
In whole numbers
fractions is the cooler brother of division
once you go from the dot/dot symbol to the line
your life is forever changed
I'm eager to try out into the radius 2
but my brother broke the vr headset's right controller
They're making a second ?
so I cannot
releases july 24th, they gave a date just the other day
which was a nice surprise
I hope it's got more interesting things than the first
The demon core
i hope they have actual enemies this time
should be good, VR's come a decent ways
I'd like if they made the enemies with guns not be worse than the stalker military
they laser you across the map, shoot you through walls and your gun's hitbox is stupid
I'd like if they had fucked up mutants other than shadow people
Tired of shooting humanoids, gimme shit from nightmares
evil swamp folk
I want to be chased by dogs and cats in vr
mutated freaky people
Honestly the remake of The Thing's video game has me interested
I get spooked in normal stalker by them, in VR it'd really get the blood flowing
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The original was a fucking meme of a game
But this...
It's got Nightdive studios developing it
The same folks behind DRG and a few other good games
Deep rock got boring for me
lol you mean ghost ship?
you're boring
nightdive worked on system shock remake
OH
hi barney
can I get that beer
Fuck the similarity between the logos of nightdive and ghost ship got me confused
You're right
Later
how
The new season is better than the 4th
fuck no it's amazing I love the new knight armor dlc
4th was just 3 but redigested
drg suffers from the exact same issue as helldivers, lack of variety
and this season actually got content
DRG is extremely grindy
I think drg still had better variety than helldivers 2 but not alot
And boring as fucking sin without friends
the amount of different biomes and monsters with varying abilities
3/4 of the fun of that game is dicking around on the job
If I want a second job I'll play solo barotrauma
Scratches my eldritch horror itch that no other game currently can
barotrauma has that curse where me and my group of friends wanna play that game
but like we never do
it became a joke where someone askes
barotrauma?
and someone else would go
tomorrow
barotrauma is fun when it isnt spaghetti code that cant have more that 20 monsters on a map before it starts to implode
Fucking true
But it's still a lot of fun
This is my shit xD
Just firing double miniguns straight into that fucking thing's eye
Man the best biomes in the game are the first 3
Cold caverns is fun, europan ridge is fun, aphotic plateau is amazing
Great Sea is stressful but also a fucking long snoozefest
And then Hydrothermal Wastes is just a god damn navigational nightmare
any mods to recommend?
Dynamic Europa, Barotraumatic...
Barotraumatic's main appeal is TONS of new creatures that function well within the existing roster
I'd say Europawar but europawar's got one big issue
Shitty creatures
Well sprited but poorly "balanced"
Like the spiders that give you reaper's tax on hit
Imagine becoming progressively rarted as you get nibbled by spiders
And then you can't cure that shit until you find a doctor at a station
I'd be fine with them poisoning you or something, anything that is remotely cureable by competent medical crew
But fucking reaper's tax ?
Cringe.
Honestly I got a botload of mods that overall make the game both harder, more customizable but also slightly easier at the same time
A huge deciding factor for your campaign in baro is which submarine you end up taking.
Standard submarines are flawed as fuck and will generally make easy missions that should take maybe an hour or so double if not triple that time
Modded submarines can be fucking busted and still not save your ass from certain creatures or events
barotrauma is fun
2 friends and I got halfway in the campaign (our furthest yet) and then a bug deleted our medic's entire inventory
so he didn't want to continue
europan armory or whatever adds the silly guns
I'm using the diamondback or the copperhead since I solo the game
As a captain you can do everything by yourself in there
The hello kitty orc isn't real it can't hurt you
a proper waaaaaaagh
It’s the purple orks who aren’t real and can’t hurt you.
Fully upgraded, a diamondback or copperhead submarine can reach top speeds of above 150km/h
It's insane
So insane you start glitching out of your submarine for split seconds
Just wish I knew a sub that had a decent fucking vertical speed
Top speed with the actual tin can that is the diamondback is about 18km/h
Bad trip ?
Time loop of death and rebirth
what did you take?
420mg of weed
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2354229107
this is the sub my friends and I use, it says ~18km/h for vertical speed but we regularly were going like 24 up and down in it
Decent gun coverage
I may've been working on a custom version that was better tailored to how we played
was good
I often play engineer but got the AI crew to do maintenance
hi schleppa
There's a dugong 2
It looks like shit but I somehow bet it works OK
you are
noooo
my custom subs were all on my old pc
that's how long ago I made them (damm)
I think that was like a 24 hour high
The god damn control room is under a ballast

There's only one ballas- what the fuck is this mess
the charm of barotrauma subs, is that every vanilla sub is flawed in some way
on purpose
custom subs that are "perfect" are cringe
an image of my automated hull fixing system (early draft but it's the only image I found)
only barotrauma image I can find
this was with the U-boat we used
Ages ago there was a mod that made it so the End Worm would play "Fortunate Son"

When approaching
vertigong
Oh god the penis
The borzoi sub
Workshop links:
Dugsuk #1: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2942911908
Dugsuk #2: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3089622796
0:00 intro
0:08 dugsuk #1
1:19 dugsuk #2
#barotrauma
I think I could solo this submarine...
It'd sure as hell make for an interesting campaign
The community loves the dugong
I am so glad I can play with dugong on every axis possible







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