🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

also if you like destiny and borderline pornographic-looking anime babes, try first descendant

IT'S FREE

[glad carbon]

ur free

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to med1111

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[placid sail]

YOUR PEASANT POLISH ASS CAN AFFORD IT

(minus the relentless microtransactions)

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-more-time-gif-4816107

[pale ingot]

me playing wit my penis .

[glad carbon]

[manic cave]

[pale ingot]

😈

[placid sail]

how dare you

racist

[placid sail]

cultural appropriation

smh

[glad carbon]

im going to freak you

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/jessie-godderz-towel-pec-bounce-muscle-gif-19645674

[placid sail]

well, I do vape

but I dislike energy drinks

[glad carbon]

i like the energy but not the sugar

[placid sail]

I don't like borrowing

[pastel quartz]

man never done a leg day in his life

[tidal trellis]

Nobody wants their heart to explode. Well minus Ivan, cori and probably some others here who like energy drinks

[tidal trellis]

He got the chicken legs

[placid sail]

oh silly plop

[placid sail]

most of brainfart is fueled by energy drinks

[glad carbon]

you dont take?

[placid sail]

preaching on deaf ears

[manic cave]

i live off of hot choc

[placid sail]

what?

[glad carbon]

he's a giver...

[manic cave]

i can't have to much caffeine cause i'm on like 12 different medications

so hot choc has become my new coffee

[placid sail]

frog can you not be freaky for one day

[glad carbon]

sure

[tidal trellis]

Oh I know but I'll keep trying

[placid sail]

whatever works for you mr burnes

[manic cave]

😭

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1197743408001859639/1257866212893786133/lv_0_20240503192625.mp4?ex=66869f73&is=66854df3&hm=cf6375aa72fda7ff311f4fb18841ba3e811299e924a90dd507a2b31a8d575b4e&

[tidal trellis]

Mega L on him

[pale ingot]

isnt he another kid diddler

its like the curse of being a youtuber

[fading shuttle]

he was a streamer

[glad carbon]

@placid sail

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574529314591211530/1258364834513289246/20230523_051409.png?ex=6687c713&is=66867593&hm=c95f0623585be2546c57b16b854a0fc94a7082669c2e87d88667d3fe5d6b6b2e&

[pale ingot]

checkmate, he also has a youtube channel

[fading shuttle]

yeah, because he got banned from twitch

[lone cedar]

Got cancelled there as well

Demonetized

[fading shuttle]

he was still a streamer

[pale ingot]

he has had a youtube channel

[fading shuttle]

what he cant receive donations? how would him having no ads affect him

[placid sail]

[lone cedar]

Jail

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024760

[lone cedar]

he gonna drop them soaps

[fading shuttle]

i dont think hes going to jail bro

[storm stream]

what did Ocean get muted for?

[placid sail]

there wasn't any law breaking involved otherwise it would have been a federal offense

[narrow lotus]

Stupid

[placid sail]

but shit was weird enough for everyone involved go "bruh"

[pale ingot]

tbh he wont be affected

but he'll probably fall out of relevancy

[storm stream]

I tried to search for the mute messg but didnt find

[pale ingot]

because people now see him as a kid diddler

[placid sail]

effectively, no charges, but name tainted forever

[fluid heron]

Did someone bomb a fucking 5g tower my connection is so shit

[tidal trellis]

I replaced your internet with mine

Sorry

[fluid heron]

Full bars and no data

[tidal trellis]

Wasn't anything personal

[glad carbon]

sorry i had to hang up my clothes to dry

[placid sail]

your internet has contracted islam from plop's

[lone cedar]

https://youtu.be/ZsqgElWPKY0?si=hPSRyHTQwTBDbNov

This gonna happen but more accurate next time

[tidal trellis]

Something like that

[pastel quartz]

This one's old news

[tidal trellis]

Temperature isn't as bad as yesterday I'm not dying slowly for once

[lone cedar]

~~watch it happen again cus people ~~

[pastel quartz]

assuming he still lives with his wife and kid(s?) that would be pretty bad

[lone cedar]

Yessir

[fluid heron]

I just want to play bed wars on my phone

[tidal trellis]

Why

Why with your phone

[fluid heron]

Just shit on kids and the lizard men are stopping me

[tidal trellis]

What lizard men

You're being paranoid

[fluid heron]

Because I would rather be sodomized than play hypixel bedwars

[pastel quartz]

kill the lizard in your brain

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/salami-lizard-salamander-lemurian-gif-25840009

[tidal trellis]

...fair enough

[pastel quartz]

that thing reptiles do with their tongues is unreasonably cute

[glad carbon]

tasting the air to see if ur a good fella

[fluid heron]

Pvp texture pack is like X2 skill activation

[lone cedar]

Inspiration for snorks in stalker

[glad carbon]

its not the worst idea?

[pale ingot]

pooptube

[pale ingot]

what if you forgot to flush it so the tube gets clogged with poop

[glad carbon]

dont most toilets have some venting tube

[pale ingot]

they all have a little raised bit

[glad carbon]

so you dont have stinky methane building or something

[pale ingot]

like a pocket of air

[placid sail]

so you can not just suffocate on the smoke, but puke as well

[glad carbon]

also if ur having to breathe toilet air

you're prolly gonna die anyways

smoke gets hot no?

[pastel quartz]

idk if this is better than just asphyxiating and dying

[glad carbon]

blow really hard and hope it clears i guess

might be how you check if its in water still

[placid sail]

blow bubbles in the toilet in your final moments

have a bit of fun before you go

[glad carbon]

just open a window and stick it outside

[fluid heron]

I hate my Isp so much I just went on a generational run

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/recycle-emoji-saul-gif-26468323

@pastel quartz

[placid sail]

that meme is probably as old as you are though myshinka

[eager igloo]

There was barely any internet in 2000

[tidal trellis]

You can't CONVINCE WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF

LIGHTING BOLTS SHOOT THROUGH MY FINGER TIPS

[fading shuttle]

conceive

[tidal trellis]

I know, auto correct

Kekpoint worthy

Do it

[fluid heron]

5g is a fucking conspiracy to make my phone bill higher

[tidal trellis]

That one I deserve

[stone blade]

it's so fun looking at rural texas

[placid sail]

I still can't handle the fact that 2000 people are 24 now

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

[glad carbon]

2016 was 8 years ago

[tidal trellis]

I KNOW

[eager igloo]

I will call you old just to admit I can't handle that 2006 are 18

[tidal trellis]

Busy is old though

He's been here since the dinosaurs

[lone cedar]

https://x.com/VictoryNewsNet/status/1807793354966728907

Sandwich 🥪

ACCOUNT DELETED BY SUBWAY (@VictoryNewsNet) on X

[CONFIRMED] The Subway sandwich chain has officially ended its sponsorship deal with controversial streamer Dr. Disrespect.

An internal memo has instructed franchisees to immediately remove any signage depicting the streamer, and to remove his signature sandwich from all menus.

Twitter · Jul 1, 2024, 3:08 PM

[tidal trellis]

He's seen it all

[eager igloo]

That's falco

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[pastel quartz]

im here crying knowing im surrounded by literal babies born a whole millennium later than me

[glad carbon]

2nd time subway has done this

1st jared..

[tidal trellis]

Live busy reaction

[glad carbon]

omg hiiiii @broken topaz

[broken topaz]

Tbf subway had enough kiddy diddler scandals in their history

[frail scaffold]

Hi

[tidal trellis]

Hello cori

[broken topaz]

Tho most people here probably dont remember jared

[broken topaz]

Hai

[lone cedar]

Who

[broken topaz]

Hey haiii hello :3

[glad carbon]

[placid sail]

child

[glad carbon]

[frail scaffold]

Hii

[broken topaz]

I believe he was the ceo of subway in the early 2000s

[pale ingot]

i vaguely remember him

[glad carbon]

no he was a uhh

[pale ingot]

only as a kiddy diddler

[glad carbon]

spokesperson

[pastel quartz]

Some guy cancelled for hitting on a minor. It was later proved that they were fake accusations but at that point his career was already beyond repair.

[broken topaz]

Ah yea right

He was in all their ads

[glad carbon]

he'd talk about how a subway only diet made him slimmer

which was obv fake

he legit cut like 80% of his calories and excercised every day

[broken topaz]

I mean tbf out of all fast food restaurants

[glad carbon]

you dont need subway for that

[broken topaz]

Subway is probably the healthiest

[glad carbon]

its still bad for you

just not full of processed fat

[broken topaz]

Well duh

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-hump-table-kitchen-horny-violent-gif-14456788325870272628

[glad carbon]

instead its carbs and empty starch calories

[broken topaz]

I do fw subway tho

Occasional

[glad carbon]

subway salami or like

italian style or whatever

peak

[pale ingot]

what if when the ai uprising starts we just feed all the ai porn and they all become freaky instead of wanting to commit genocide

[broken topaz]

My go to subway order is to ask the guy to make me his favourite

Because im not a picky eater

Ill enjoy it probably

[glad carbon]

strigoi

idk where you got this info

but its wrong

[hazy finch]

little bit pissed off right now doing a camping trip with about 6 of my mates i go to look for my fishing rod to get it ready for the trip i go to ask my brother where it is since he was holding onto for me and he goes and says "its broken" i ask how is it broken "oh the dog chewed on it" how long ago did this happen "i dont know and i dont really care" kinda wanted to strangle the little shit stain then and there

[glad carbon]

we're talking about fogle

not projared

[placid sail]

I like tuna sub

[glad carbon]

fishy fella

tuna is kinda mid ngl

[broken topaz]

speaking of diddling kids

[low atlas]

do you tuna sub often

[broken topaz]

A certain presidential candidate was found to be on a certain Jeffrey Epstein's call list

[glad carbon]

🍊

[lone cedar]

Every us president

[pale ingot]

jorge washergton

[glad carbon]

the call list or the flight list?

i thought those 2 were different

[pastel quartz]

should've turned the fishing rod into an improvised garrote

[tidal trellis]

Unfortunate

[hazy finch]

its a 2 piece fishing rod the bottom part is fine ive gone onto the brands website to ask if i could possibly just purchase the upper half waiting for a response

[tidal trellis]

Theoretically

[glad carbon]

was his response what made you mad

[broken topaz]

I believe call list, or maybe some other type of memo that was released from a 2006 case that was dismissed

or rather settled not dismissed

[hazy finch]

yea

[glad carbon]

might be misremembering but i think the call list was just people tryna get bribes or whatever from him

[broken topaz]

Donald trump taking bribes??? I cant believe it

[hazy finch]

he had it because about 2 months ago i did a camping trip near the beach near me and i forgot to bring my fishing rod so he just held onto it under his bed in his room and i kinda just forgot about it until earlier today when i went looking under his bed and found only the bottom part had to wait until he came home from school to ask where the other half is then he just says that shit

[broken topaz]

man i got a mosquito bite on my index finger

its really annoying

Hate those little fuckers

[tidal trellis]

Who doesn't

[broken topaz]

I specifically let all the spiders in my room live

just to get rid of mosquitos

smh

[pastel quartz]

Some people love them so much they dedicate their careers as researchers to studying them

[tidal trellis]

I get bit so much by mosquitoes, I won't be surprised if I get malaria or somshit

[zealous elm]

theres a paper or something where they basically said "yeah we can just kill every single mosquito that bites humans and nothing will happen"

[tidal trellis]

SO WHY HAVEN'T WE

WHAT

[zealous elm]

what are we waiting dor

[tidal trellis]

WHY ARE WE NOT KILLING THEM

I WANT ALL MOSQUITOES DEAD

NOT LATER, NOW

Learning that genuinely pissed me off

[zealous elm]

i think in like south america or some shit they made them so 1 generation later they are unable to reproduce

[tidal trellis]

I am mad

[hazy finch]

god gave us dominion over all animals and therefore i (obviously the leader of every human to ever exist) has decreed that we give all mosquitos backshots until they die

[zealous elm]

its in progress but were starting with the worst ones

[pastel quartz]

I feel if we intentionally wipe out a whole species there's no goiing back

[tidal trellis]

Strigoi.

They are the biggest natural killers, least that I know of

[zealous elm]

i think we should just create a total mosquito killing juice and inject everyone with it so natural selection will make them stop biting us and shit

[pastel quartz]

What if our future AI overlord looks at this and concludes that it would be fine to wipe out humanity

[tidal trellis]

Stop being paranoid, your not Stella

[pastel quartz]

This seems like the way

[tidal trellis]

We'll be fine

[pastel quartz]

True

[frail scaffold]

Trying to convince Americans to get this vaccine

[glad carbon]

someone post that video of the mosquito torture compilation

[zealous elm]

unless they evolve to not die from it but i think it would kill at least 90% before they adapt and thats a good start

[glad carbon]

either the mechanical one or the incense one

[tidal trellis]

They'll believe Facebook first before certified professionals

[zealous elm]

well too bad if you dont take it then every mosquito will bite you instead

[pastel quartz]

after learning that only pregnant mosquitos bite humans I was filled with empathy

and my pleasure at killing them increased tenfold

[frail scaffold]

Id take a vaccine that kills mosquitoes

[tidal trellis]

I'd take it

[frail scaffold]

Although i don't get bit often

[zealous elm]

yeah i know that im killing at least a thousand of em

[tidal trellis]

I get bit super often so

Mandatory for me

[frail scaffold]

Horseflies attack me more

[zealous elm]

it would work best if they could somehow sense who has it and who doesnt

[lone cedar]

🐴 that flies

[frail scaffold]

[lone cedar]

Sounds painful getting bit by a horse 🐎

[zealous elm]

but i think their preference is mostly the amount of body heat you have because they have heat vision somehow if i remember correctly

[frail scaffold]

Horses got mean bites

[pastel quartz]

ah so that's why they're always coming from me

my body temperature is weirdly high all the time

[zealous elm]

thats why they bite fat ppl more too

[tidal trellis]

But I'm skinny as fuck so what gives

Why am I bitten so god damn often

[narrow lotus]

Greetings Cockdivers

[pastel quartz]

wouldn't fat people appear colder to the heat vision from all teh sweat that's cooling them down and all the fat layers

[tidal trellis]

Hello Iedy

[zealous elm]

your avg body temp is probably higher

[narrow lotus]

[zealous elm]

but idk im not a scientist they may also have some kind of smell or something

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/296167427652321302/1151954615760334848/ezgif-2-b776869d9b.gif

[frail scaffold]

True

[zealous elm]

a few years ago i got bit all the time too but now they seem to ignore me

[frail scaffold]

CLASSIC

[glad carbon]

i swear i saw one with like

jigsaw style traps

[pale ingot]

mosqit 👎 🦟

[glad carbon]

dude had em tied to like rotating saw blades and spike traps

[zealous elm]

i got this shit it protect me

the stinky thing

[pastel quartz]

chemical weaponry

[zealous elm]

i will get lung cancer from it but its a worthy sacrifice

[pastel quartz]

someone post the robot that guy made that tracks mosquitos in the house and shoots them down with laser

[frail scaffold]

You might be thinking of the roach one

[zealous elm]

also its probably a huge fire hazard cuz you got a hot thing in the outlet 24/7

[glad carbon]

oh right

it was roaches

both are pitiful little bugs that would only help the world if removed

[lone cedar]

https://youtu.be/FiJd_d8I-iE?si=IHWCrh2qdN9YNL8h

[glad carbon]

mosquitos dont even pollinated shit

they're just food

and vectors for disease

[lost epoch]

Women are not real in the zone

[tidal trellis]

Walter White arc

[frail scaffold]

Anything that fucks with your blood usually is

[glad carbon]

yeah

[lost epoch]

Male mosquitoes pollinate stuff

Females are the ones who suck you off

[lone cedar]

Sign me up

[frail scaffold]

Huh

[glad carbon]

[lone cedar]

Wha"

[zealous elm]

less goo my 5th account got unbanned on robloy i can bully kids again

[manic cave]

DID HE ACTUALLY SAY THAT LMAO

[pastel quartz]

Ah. Please give me coke

[lost epoch]

Stop playing that brain rot, brother

Play OUR brain rot

Stalker >>>

[lone cedar]

Coc

[pale ingot]

he's so skibidi

[manic cave]

😭 the old man really has lost it

[zealous elm]

but its too funny they always spam report me

[austere shadow]

Yes but probably wanted to say excuse me

[fluid coyote]

i skibidi with

[manic cave]

😭

nah america is done

[frail scaffold]

His adderall wore off

[pastel quartz]

@fervent plume

[frail scaffold]

Where can i get that dark brandon adderall

[tidal trellis]

You had a 1000 ways to say that better but chose this

[lost epoch]

[frail scaffold]

Females are the ones that bite you

That doesn't sound better

[zealous elm]

biden said skibidi on live television

[lone cedar]

Sign me up (again)

[lost epoch]

Females are the ones who drain your juice

[pastel quartz]

ah looks like my good friend @fervent plume can't access brainfard due to being low rank novice trash

[zealous elm]

the West has risen

billions will be born

[tidal trellis]

L

[manic cave]

so lemme get this straight. the only two major people running for president in america is a old man & a orange

😭

[frail scaffold]

The 2 party system is flawless wdym

[lost epoch]

Decrepit zombie man and old and moldy orange man, yes

[lone cedar]

absolute cinema

[zealous elm]

its 2 old men 1 has dementia and the other has paranoid schizophrenia

[lost epoch]

Both of them are old bastards

[manic cave]

dude america is so done

it's over

[lost epoch]

Nah

[lost epoch]

In my country we have this saying

[pale ingot]

i think the schizoid is better

[lost epoch]

"bad pots don't break"

[zealous elm]

which is worse nuclear war or guy sleeping in and forgetting about some active crisis

[frail scaffold]

Unfortunately for you, i have depicted you as the schizoid man and me as the crimson king

[lost epoch]

Say what you want about Trump, but no new wars started under him

[tidal trellis]

Make me president, I'll make it better

[broken topaz]

Illegally trying to seize office guy vs sleepy joe

Half of americans will pick the criminal

[frail scaffold]

I miss ds1

[zealous elm]

idk man isnt he tryna end military aid im not american

[lost epoch]

Huh, end military aid to who

[broken topaz]

not to israel

[lost epoch]

If you're thinking israel, nah, literally no politician is allowed to cut funding to their masters lmao

[inland jackal]

waaaaat

[frail scaffold]

Another 20 trillion to Israel

[broken topaz]

illusion of choice

[lost epoch]

Ew, discord mission

[frail scaffold]

Ty

[zealous elm]

idc about israel bruh

[frail scaffold]

I knew someone had it

[lost epoch]

I care, hope the place explodes

[broken topaz]

real

[lost epoch]

If no one can behave with it, nobody can have it

[inland jackal]

they first want me to have a console and get a decoration for 2 months, any item thats limited to few days is just not worth getting

[lost epoch]

Bad kids get no israel

[zealous elm]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[lost epoch]

You're a finn? Suddenly everything makes sense

[lone cedar]

Dr disrespect

[frail scaffold]

Im not a finn

[zealous elm]

w

[frail scaffold]

American with Italian roots

[zealous elm]

l

[lost epoch]

Shame

Gabbagol

[glad carbon]

@broken topaz hows the sim goin

[zealous elm]

hes 12

mohg reference

[broken topaz]

uhh i havent played today and yesterday

I need a wingman

[glad carbon]

i have no planes

[frail scaffold]

Also what did you mean by that

[glad carbon]

im sorry cori

[broken topaz]

buy one

[tidal trellis]

Unfortunate

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/low-intelligence-specimen-cat-funny-caption-meme-gif-26085887

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-ok-and-rico-the-brazilian-porcupine-cincinnati-zoo-gif-26236509

[zealous elm]

several gajillion dollars for a fake plane

costs more than its real counterpart

[broken topaz]

Im atleast being reasonable

[magic tartan]

haii

hwllooo

[broken topaz]

im trying to get him a 4.3-4.7 plane which is affordable

this fucking dude

[magic tartan]

@broken topaz hi

[broken topaz]

wants me to get a 10.0 vehicle

which is retarded

[lost epoch]

Stalker modder

[magic tartan]

@lost epoch hello

[broken topaz]

Hello

[lost epoch]

Furry

[broken topaz]

Hai

[magic tartan]

@zealous elm hii

[zealous elm]

aw hell naw war thunder

[lost epoch]

And 🏳️‍⚧️

[magic tartan]

What the chat doing ?

[zealous elm]

i thought its dcs or somehthing

[zealous elm]

sup

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849087648697155675/1013880320266866748/anti.png.gif

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1023361618236674112/1258240049925853286/0YJiclViEAq047Uc.mp4?ex=668752dc&is=6686015c&hm=6c6458a68031821f8b0651e2e054cd4058fc70adad91d66278d61abe3b3a7a26&

[magic tartan]

it was a misinput

[broken topaz]

atleast they arent 🇧🇷

[magic tartan]

misinputttt

[frail scaffold]

I think the only question i have is are finns usually modders

[broken topaz]

no but alot of you go into IT

[lost epoch]

They're mostly furries

[frail scaffold]

Guess where im going

[broken topaz]

that comes with IT

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-backshots-gif-1172518849162068669

[lost epoch]

But several of the furry finns are also in IT/programming

[magic tartan]

le horny

[tidal trellis]

What is with my cat, why does it keep asking for more pets when I already pet it so many times

I'm going insane

[broken topaz]

Thats because most furries tend to have well paying IT/programming and engineering jobs

if they arent artists

[lost epoch]

At least this i can solve

[frail scaffold]

Im trying to get into it

[broken topaz]

you cannot escape it

[zealous elm]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫

[lost epoch]

Into what, furry?

[frail scaffold]

Art is my second passion

No IT

[lost epoch]

Oh, i see

[glad carbon]

classic

[broken topaz]

Dont get into IT

its miserable

[lone cedar]

My passion is dying slowly.

[lost epoch]

Already did a few times

[glad carbon]

same

[lost epoch]

I'm working on a work visa to Switzerland

[lone cedar]

🤝

[tidal trellis]

I mean I can already imagine it

[broken topaz]

if you had to do it a few times, it just means you can never escape it

[glad carbon]

[lost epoch]

Soon I'll leave

[broken topaz]

you may leave brasil

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033034004489838685/1231768388984901693/IMG_4488.gif

[broken topaz]

but you cannot leave your heritage behind

[lost epoch]

Well thats true

[broken topaz]

you are stuck being brasilian

[lost epoch]

We can't escape from how we're born

[frail scaffold]

I don't want art to be my job tho

Dont think i can do that

[lost epoch]

But i can at least change places

[frail scaffold]

I like drawing for myself

[lost epoch]

And free my children from the curse

[broken topaz]

real

[magic tartan]

why

[frail scaffold]

My friends

[magic tartan]

understandable

[broken topaz]

i should eat some sausages rn

im pretty hungry

[lone cedar]

Sosig

[glad carbon]

🇫

[magic tartan]

why

go to shopping mall

[broken topaz]

Because i have some in the fridge

[broken topaz]

we dont have malls

[magic tartan]

cool

[glad carbon]

sausages are so good

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/car-crash-car-crash-death-gif-21940672

[magic tartan]

what you have

[broken topaz]

grocery stores

[magic tartan]

that's why it sucks

[magic tartan]

even better

[lone cedar]

It's goat

[broken topaz]

But i dont have to go there

[frail scaffold]

True

[broken topaz]

cause the sausages

[magic tartan]

[broken topaz]

are already

in my fridge

[magic tartan]

too many sausages

[broken topaz]

AND SOON

inside of me

[frail scaffold]

[broken topaz]

because i ate them

[magic tartan]

now send me a video of you eating a sausage

https://tenor.com/view/incel-wojak-meme-anime-glasses-gif-21218188

[glad carbon]

fr fr

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/crawking-dangle-sausage-shaboingboing-hotdog-gif-1977808917679154863

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-kawaii-anime-boy-cringe-neckbeard-discord-gif-3671169381323451686

[glad carbon]

you got just beef franks or like

actual sausages

[broken topaz]

I have two kinds

Actual sausages

[glad carbon]

there are 2 kinds of sosig inside you

[broken topaz]

and red danish hot dogs

[magic tartan]

you are sus

[glad carbon]

hot dogs and actual cased sausages

[magic tartan]

cased sausages

[frail scaffold]

Diabolical video

[broken topaz]

he really didnt need to dangle it like that

[frail scaffold]

Shaboingboing 3 inches from the camera

[glad carbon]

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/manger/choucroute.gif

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-gregor-clegane-game-of-thrones-mountain-vs-drunk-the-mountain-got-gregor-clegane-gif-5085620039867258042

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/darius-nfs-need-for-speed-pov-im-grabbing-your-nuts-and-ripping-them-off-need-for-speed-carbon-gif-27309230

[fresh rose]

Spell

Testicular torsion

[pale ingot]

Counterspell

Testicular explosion

[fresh rose]

I skibidi with

Joe is a brainfart user

Quick find his account

[pale ingot]

@ obama

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-hump-table-kitchen-horny-violent-gif-14456788325870272628

[naive bison]

drake
(pov ur a minor)

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/not-drake-not-drake-not-drake-computer-not-drake-computer-drake-computer-gif-8236458882447264589

[pale ingot]

the drake special

[naive bison]

drake out here preordering girlfriends

[pale ingot]

ngl i saw the video

honestly quite amazing

[manic cave]

drake cooked fr..

Kendrick won!

[broken topaz]

I decided id make the hot dogs

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-gif-25758474

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/neekeri-kissa-funny-cat-wheelchair-gif-17334150

[frail scaffold]

Some pics i took in winter

[broken topaz]

yep

thats finland alright

[pale ingot]

[manic cave]

Wish it snowed over here.. I've only seen snow twice Irl in my life

[frail scaffold]

Literally finland

[low atlas]

that shit looks gorgeous

[pale ingot]

enviromental storytelling at its finest btw. peak 7d2d gameplay

[frail scaffold]

This is just where i went to smoke

[broken topaz]

hasnt really snowed here in years either

Last big snow i remember was 2010

Only very minor snowfalls ever since

[naive bison]

i am never sure if that's how you spell it

[low atlas]

odd that germany is one of the colder eu countries apart from north eu

and it doesnt snow there

[broken topaz]

it snows more in the south of germany

than the north

higher elevation etc

[low atlas]

its scuffed because gorge means something entirely different

[frail scaffold]

I aint living up in maine anymore tho

[low atlas]

add a suffix to it and it becomes a completely different word

[frail scaffold]

Life got in the way

Id like to go back

[broken topaz]

unless you are fab gae, then gorg is just short for gorgeous

Almost misspelled gorgeous

[low atlas]

lmfao

[naive bison]

georgeous

[low atlas]

normalize not shortening words

[frail scaffold]

Rainbow

[frail scaffold]

Curious georgeous

[glad carbon]

how many

[broken topaz]

dos

[glad carbon]

2 sausages

[broken topaz]

plus buns

[glad carbon]

only need 1 bun

[low atlas]

georgeos

[glad carbon]

just put em side by side

frotdogs

[broken topaz]

FROT DOGS

[frail scaffold]

Unreal

[broken topaz]

Okay tr

thats it

im calling double dog hot dogs

frot dogs

[low atlas]

frot frogs

[frail scaffold]

Frot frogs

[glad carbon]

half the bun, double the fun

[broken topaz]

😩

[glad carbon]

[manic cave]

I hate hotdogs. Sausages better.

[broken topaz]

I like your style Frota

[low atlas]

i have not eaten a sausage/hotdog in my life

and i dont plan to

[glad carbon]

sausages are too much 9/10 times

[frail scaffold]

Sausages are better

I agree

[glad carbon]

weak

[manic cave]

Sausages are yummy

😋

[broken topaz]

Go find a thick yummy hot sausage right now @low atlas

and devour it

[glad carbon]

a good sausage is so good

[low atlas]

no good ones around, the sausage eaters told me so

[glad carbon]

idk if its american sausages or whatever but sometimes i'll have one that just has like, cartilage or some shit in it

miserable sausage

[broken topaz]

Never had that here

but germany is literally sausage land

[glad carbon]

german food standards are so high

[low atlas]

east surprisingly doesnt have many sausages

[glad carbon]

raw pork eaters

[broken topaz]

yea

Nice little bit of raw pork spread on bread

[manic cave]

Australian produce

[broken topaz]

( i actually hate that stuff)

[glad carbon]

the european japanese

[manic cave]

[glad carbon]

raw meat, yummy!

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/salt-bae-food-poisoning-raw-meat-gif-24993613

[glad carbon]

terrible burgers

if thats for his restaurants he should be ashamed

[manic cave]

Never order from a KFC in Australia.

[glad carbon]

yeah

[low atlas]

never order from a kfc period

[glad carbon]

get uhh

[manic cave]

They never cook the bacon.

[glad carbon]

hungry jacks

[manic cave]

Mid

[tidal trellis]

Why not

I like KFC

[glad carbon]

are you NSW

[tidal trellis]

Also hi surrae

[broken topaz]

That dude's restaurant apparently sucks ass

[low atlas]

its ass always

[manic cave]

Yup

They literally never cook anything

[glad carbon]

damnation

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-22119993

[tidal trellis]

Idk man all KFC I've had has been good so

[glad carbon]

NSW is the only good part of aussieland

[manic cave]

Everytime I've ordered from KFC I've gotten food poisoning.

[broken topaz]

isnt NSW government reallyy corrupt

[tidal trellis]

Unfortunate

I only gotten food poisoning 1 once from KFC and never again afterwards

[broken topaz]

ive never been food poisoned

I dont think i can be poisoned

i might be immortal

[manic cave]

I know for a fact I can order anything from MacDonalds via doordash & it'll arrive in like 20 mins still hot.

[tidal trellis]

You already drink poison regularly

You've developed resistance to it

[broken topaz]

are you referring to my elixir of health

(monster energy)

[tidal trellis]

Yes

[manic cave]

Oh ew

Disgusting

[broken topaz]

I need it

I have a stimulant dependance

[manic cave]

Just drink power aid smh

[tidal trellis]

Smh

[glad carbon]

awful

kiwi drink

[broken topaz]

i need the caffeine to sleep and focus

until i get my hands on amphetamines again

[glad carbon]

[low atlas]

mfs tell you to not drink monster when they get a healthy 8 hours of sleep everyday

get real

[manic cave]

Red & blue power aid yummy

[broken topaz]

I drink a monster

I immediately am eepy

[glad carbon]

i love my CNS stimulants

[manic cave]

I can't sleep naturally so I have to take sleeping tablets

[broken topaz]

thats what the weed is for

[tidal trellis]

My sleep schedule is fucked

[broken topaz]

i have love without sex

[magic tartan]

L

[broken topaz]

no its actually a W

[manic cave]

I've never had both of those things in my life so

[broken topaz]

We are beyond such earthly desires

[manic cave]

[magic tartan]

do you exchange protons instead

[glad carbon]

[magic tartan]

same

[broken topaz]

now thats an L

[frail scaffold]

Aces rise up

[magic tartan]

i have murderous thoughts

[broken topaz]

im not asexual

[manic cave]

I just don't get out alot so

[broken topaz]

im just depressed

[frail scaffold]

😔

[magic tartan]

i am an ace lol

thats why

[broken topaz]

The only ACE i am

is a fucking Air combat ACE

[magic tartan]

booo

[broken topaz]

I have several confirmed air kills

[manic cave]

Idk if I'm rainbow, straight or what lmao

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[naive bison]

is this the fallout pose?

[broken topaz]

judging by your profile picture

you are homo

[manic cave]

A whar

[broken topaz]

i dont make the rules

thats just how it is

[glad carbon]

the only ace you got is arma 3 ace medical

[broken topaz]

Okay buddy, lets settle this in sim battles

[glad carbon]

no :3

[broken topaz]

[tidal trellis]

Don't listen to cori

[glad carbon]

[tidal trellis]

Don't worry about it

[broken topaz]

twink

[manic cave]

Ok

[tidal trellis]

I'm gonna strangle you

[manic cave]

[broken topaz]

please~

[glad carbon]

i love this lil fella

[frail scaffold]

Unreal

[glad carbon]

Miserable

[broken topaz]

its a cool little fella

[manic cave]

I love the steamhappy

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[broken topaz]

[frail scaffold]

Hes full of whimsy

[tidal trellis]

I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO MY GIFS ON PHONE, NO

[frail scaffold]

Childlike wonder

[glad carbon]

joyous lil guy

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-vs-steamsad-gif-11516540021906382269

[tidal trellis]

Literally me

[broken topaz]

average pakistani

[glad carbon]

is that why ur wifi is so bad

[tidal trellis]

Idk

[manic cave]

[tidal trellis]

I love this lil guy

[glad carbon]

oh no he's spreading

someone cull them

[manic cave]

man Friday in 2 hours

Insane

[glad carbon]

what is man friday

is that like twink thursday

[manic cave]

hu

[tidal trellis]

there we go on my PC finally, now I can do this

[inland jackal]

?

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/hazbin-hotel-adam-adam-hazbin-hotel-gif-13244594214547756310

[inland jackal]

hi shine

[frail scaffold]

All that time to post a hazbin hotel gif

[tidal trellis]

yes

cause I love this show

[frail scaffold]

I respect it

[frail scaffold]

Hiiii

[tidal trellis]

fuck is this

no.

[low atlas]

waking up and seeing the download button at the top right of my discord is the best feeling

[frail scaffold]

Post verbalese incident

[low atlas]

ive been spared the bullshit for one more day

[manic cave]

Dude did it twice

[frail scaffold]

TWICE

[manic cave]

😭

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/verbalase-charlie-50k-hazbin-hotel-cringe-gif-11848391447502573012

[frail scaffold]

I need some random rich retard to comm me for 50k

Any takers

[manic cave]

Wait you do art?

[frail scaffold]

Its in my pfp

[inland jackal]

do furry nsfw art
that would get mad monez

[low atlas]

W first investor

[tidal trellis]

this is mood

[inland jackal]

@sage rover should know too

[manic cave]

Hmmmm maybe I should pay $100 for another comm

[frail scaffold]

Im open, i need money

[tidal trellis]

can you draw someone getting beaten to death by a rock for me

[frail scaffold]

You have money

[tidal trellis]

no im poor

[frail scaffold]

No

[tidal trellis]

fair

[low atlas]

hes gonna be an engineer

you will regret not doing him this favor

[manic cave]

As soon as I turn 18 next year I'm going into private security

[pale ingot]

life cycle of a retard

gets into security

[low atlas]

is it that easy to get into though?

[pale ingot]

gets into cybersecurity

life over

[low atlas]

oi oi oi

whats up

[manic cave]

Not cyber

[low atlas]

with all this beef

[manic cave]

Actually guarding and shit.

[pale ingot]

im in a mood to hate everyone today

[tidal trellis]

unfortunate

[pale ingot]

im feeling like sunshine and rainbows rn

aint unfortunate

[low atlas]

i will fight you

[frail scaffold]

Whats better cyber security or IT

[pale ingot]

Errm.. no.

[frail scaffold]

I think i can do well in both

[manic cave]

I gotta go get my security license, then find a company who is hiring.

Then after like 3 months I can get my class two license.

[low atlas]

how tall are you ham

[manic cave]

Which allows me to carry around small class firearms.

[tidal trellis]

thats if I succeed in my plans

[low atlas]

i know friends who went into private sec and it was usually met with military service prior to working security? atleast for good paying work

[pale ingot]

bitches know im a dwarf

[low atlas]

but that was a really unique case

[low atlas]

how dwarf

[pale ingot]

7'9" vro

[low atlas]

ah yea

idk i woke up today

and im 8'1

[pale ingot]

FUCK

[glad carbon]

@broken topaz imma go sleep, tell me how the sim battles go

[pastel quartz]

how much is that in centimetrii

[low atlas]

thats just crazy i cant stop growing

[frail scaffold]

Centimetrii

[low atlas]

250cm obviously

[dreamy flax]

@sage echo (alecs__) has been banned for reason: Did not comply to the rules

[pale ingot]

reminds me of that creepypasta where the lady's kid cant stop growing

[pastel quartz]

massive cockl

[low atlas]

i lied

im 170

[pastel quartz]

still massive cockl

[low atlas]

🫡

[manic cave]

Different over here in Australia, I originally wanted to go into the air force but got denied due to being colourblind.

[dreamy flax]

@pastel quartz (larks9) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 12 hours to change your offensive pfp / name / bio or get banned #📄rules

[low atlas]

you too

[frail scaffold]

Im whatever 5'4 is in cm

[pale ingot]

what happened to the first one

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/18carat-run-bad-luck-truth-is-game-was-rigged-fallout-gif-14316707

[pale ingot]

are you playing on an older ver

[naive bison]

a21, why

[pale ingot]

they removed regular clothing items on the latest ver

[pastel quartz]

racist mods banning all the n-words

[pale ingot]

a21 is not the latest ver btw

[low atlas]

shit thats harsh, you cant go any other mili sec because of that too?

aside from grunt workim assuming

[pale ingot]

you gotta peep the betas in 7d2d and enable latest_experimental for the 1.0. experimental release or whatever its called

its kinda fire though

[manic cave]

I got told I could go into private security but anything in the armed forces would be a no.

[naive bison]

idk im playing the latest of wahtevert comes with the game oin steam, nbo experimental shit

[naive bison]

what changed?

[pale ingot]

a fwe things

player models are completely changed

uhhhh..

[naive bison]

im playing with mods too, some qol stuff

[manic cave]

Maybe a PMC? But those usually require at least 10+ years experience in some form of armed forces career.

[pale ingot]

armor is now armor sets that you have to craft (or find) instead of like armor items and then clothing items

[inland jackal]

what is offensive aboiut pfp

[pale ingot]

vehicles look different

then there's some gameplay changes

[naive bison]

armor sets? as in

[pale ingot]

that i dont care to list

[pale ingot]

armor sets that give different boosts

[pastel quartz]

read his name

[pale ingot]

each individual piece of armor gives boosts

ill give you an example of the biker armor set because thats what im using on my save

[inland jackal]

obv that

[pale ingot]

its a medium armor set
the chest piece increases your max hp (hp boost goes up as the armor tiers up)
gloves give you a melee dmg boost (also goes up with tier)
boots give you a fall dmg resist bonus (also increases)

also a helmet i forgot

[low atlas]

That's really sad tbh, got fucked over by something you were born with, which I'm pretty sure most militaries don't care about either

[pale ingot]

what it do

then uhhh... having the whole armor set gives you a boost as well. the biker armor boost gives you decreased gas consumption when riding the minibike/motorcycle vehicles

[manic cave]

Yeah but it is what it is.

[frail scaffold]

Thank God i didnt join the military

[manic cave]

Just that I'd rather work private security then be in a PMC.

PMCs seem to have well.

[pale ingot]

its not all combat armors though, for example you got the farmer and miner armors

[manic cave]

A certain rep.

[pale ingot]

which i think you can guess what they do

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cock-heart-locket-makesweet-my-beloved-meme-gif-25573932

[pale ingot]

so overall the armors are pretty cool @naive bison

[storm stream]

why would you need a drawing of that? just look outside

[frail scaffold]

Another screenshot

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/birb/Ro8AQI-jeSY_birb.jpg

[naive bison]

im using padded armor anyways, i am a mobility based gamer

[frail scaffold]

You make this too easy iedy

[naive bison]

i use max carry weight shit in gamma

[tidal trellis]

I see no such thing outside

[storm stream]

ok

[pale ingot]

the armor sets go from light armor to medium armor to heavy armor
light armor has no movement/stamina penalties

and then there's perks to negate penalties on the heavier armors in the agility and strength perk trees respectively

[tidal trellis]

oh no there's a fly in my house and its annoying the fuck out of me

god fucking damn it

[tidal trellis]

sir precious

[naive bison]

@pale ingot that's crazy

look at this

[manic cave]

My fav characrer

[pale ingot]

he doesnt care.. im killing myself

[naive bison]

look

"fat hawaiian"

[pale ingot]

why you post pictures of your parents

[naive bison]

but if woman

"hungry female"

[remote vine]

@grizzled meadow

[pale ingot]

[tidal trellis]

same

[lost epoch]

Average U.S citizen

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883705851922219038/1258379620089069568/image.png?ex=6687d4d8&is=66868358&hm=b7007cea4ccfac245a21448e31584b1945019e22c37f726f9b00063dc59e71d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=836&height=667

[naive bison]

a horse is obliterating a man though

[frail scaffold]

how tf you fight a whale

[pale ingot]

You dont

[lost epoch]

Harpoon

[pale ingot]

ok

but we're talking barehanded

[frail scaffold]

fair enough

should of asked ahab

[lost epoch]

Barehanded with an harpoon

[lost epoch]

Unless you're fighting one on earth

[primal rapids]

Armed with a harpoon against BAAAAYLE

[lost epoch]

Then its a fair fight

[low atlas]

yeah idk about that, its a bit murky

[inland jackal]

rest in piss

[fresh rose]

Its a small bit n bob

I think he couldve just

Slid in a magnet attached to a pole

And fished it out

[tidal trellis]

oh

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus @stone blade

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

Customer called my company to ask me to tell her the phone number

meanwhile she doesn't have a plan with us

UK people are something else

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624961771127439361/1258386295458103377/2_5202033572524870254.mp4?ex=6687db10&is=66868990&hm=54e0bcfceb4eb322138dd7382eb9cbc5b0d01f60653cfddc46cd4e4036643822&

[stone blade]

@austere shadow

❤️

[austere shadow]

Finally friday amirite

[austere shadow]

[stone blade]

[tidal trellis]

oh

[lost tartan]

hell yeah

[placid sail]

obama

https://tenor.com/view/gears-of-war-gears-of-war-execution-gif-6187199

[frail scaffold]

no i have no idea what the date means

[lone cedar]

ur balls will explode that day

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-eternal-archvile-gif-19817628

[tidal trellis]

we doing glory kills today

[frail scaffold]

thats not when i started hormones

[placid sail]

I'm not waiting that long

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-nuts-kung-fu-training-pain-endurance-gif-7886249

okay for context

[pastel quartz]

that's a weak horse stance

[placid sail]

I am not willing to transition, I am just mad and desire carnage

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1229664535523233813/1257809077887565885/giphy_1.gif

[tidal trellis]

that is terrifying

whats with that eyebrow

[river zealot]

Me when @placid sail

[pale ingot]

bro think he has no mouth

bro think he gotta scream