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This is inspiring the 3 women max in this server
HOW
feds
was too sudden
i love this mfs videos
If Miyazaki doesn't fix the invaders spawns I am going to do unspeakable things
try finger but whole
aye aye cap'n
Ah yes spawn me outside of castle sol thanks miyazaki
hopefully alex soon
cool cat
cool car!

Good way to damage your teeth
yup
FAX
📚 Assimilate ( | ə'sɪmə,leɪt )
- Take up mentally
- Take (gas, light or heat) into a solution
- Become similar in sound
- Become similar to one's environment
- Make similar
casually making the worst decision and choosing the worst possible option
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that video can probably be used as evidence against her in a court
The fuck she do
cut his house arrest angle bracelet off
Oh
that shit was posted online
probably goin to jail herself
no
I like really wanna kill you
rn
Hello mates! Baron here with some end of the year news and a little skills preview as promised from the upcoming 1.0 Crystal Hunt release next year. As mentioned in many other news, Crystal Hunt is going to be the long-awaited "Progression Mode" for Blade & Sorcery, and a big component of that progression is the development of the player charact...
last blade and sorcery update
Most prolific vr game is vrchat
And that's because it caters to preeetty much everybody
Especially furries and weebs
Although calling it a game is a bit of a stretch, it's more of a social meeting platform that requires you to ideally spend about 2000$ to actually do anything fun
VRChat is a haven for degenerates
I mean, yeah
The Zone was having none of your shit
blade and sorcery is a large exception to that rule
it has been getting large updates and changes and shit for the past several years, and started out as only a tech demo and proof of concept
now it's one of the best VR melee combat games, and it's only getting its last update now because the team wants to work on other projects, and want to make a new engine from the ground up, because the engine B&S is currently using is old and difficult to work with
so there is potential for a Blade and sorcery 2, or something along those lines
I'm sad that the best game we got for VR to this day is still HL: Alyx
playing stalker on a PS1
damn
into the radius is pretty good
my favorite vr game is blade and sorcery
dont have the money to try anything newer than 2021 though
its the only game i get to be a serial killer (in minecraft)
so violent
freaky boy
im a man baby
Didn't care for ITR
:3
Tried it, didn't enjoy it, refunded it.
it sounds good in theory
but im so bad at VR games i would die a lot
i guess im not TERRIBLE but im pretty sure i'd get fucked
fair
2nd one should be more enjoyable
first seems like itd be funny but it doesnt really capture like
what makes stalker fun
or what makes gamma fun
its like an inbetween and it doesnt quite work
The monster designs bored me, the combat made me irritated
And the anomalies frankly looked a bit crap
Still prefer stalker way more in comparison
Better ambience, better combat, better guns, monsters that actually frighten me at least a little...
monsters are so boring
just people
no cool mutants
are there anomalies
yeah
There are but they're kiiinda forgettable
just whirligig and fire one
The artifacts are basically glowing balls
honestly if they had ditched the monsters and guns and just went all-in on anomalous area exploration they might have been onto a really successful idea
you just sell em
then in the sequel bring in the combat
it should just been other bandits and stuff
This man cooked
if you ever played that vr tarkov, the AI there is pretty fun to shoot at
combine that with like, the same med system (just popping ai-2's and bandages)
maybe antirads
yeah... they didn't want the barrel as a gift 😦
it would be so cool if stalker could just get VR support
all the menus could be floating UI elements
pause the game while you're in them
pause the game?
stalker 2 might
That could be fun
surely you can port unreal 5 stuff to VR easier than like
there's benefits and downsides to it but for me personally i would want the game to pause in the inventory
nah it's much more intense being buttfucked by a bunch of psuedo dogs while trying to tetris your gear bro
porting fallout to VR or whatever people do
lol
it eliminates a big source of tension but im a pussy in vr
and the bag system
i couldn't handle getting raped mid-inventory management
no
how does ITR do bags
is it just floating when you let go of it, and its got like an infinite volume in it
that's neat but i think having to manage space would also be pretty good, since you cant really add carry weight+slowdown in vr
i dont see why you couldnt
it just seems really clunky
like running 4m irl and only moving 2 ingame
you dont use your body for distant movement since 90% of people don't have more than a 10x10 space to play VR in
you use the controller's joystick

ill use urs
the controller's joystick
i just saw a peanits-included model of a controller on moddb
this fucking sucks
have you tried the anomaly buttplug?
Five minutes later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmmL4D2vlGQ
#Falloutnewvegas #fallout #lottery
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Pling pling plong
More fallout new vegas memes because no one can stop me
I find it hilarious that No-Bark was absolutely correct, just in an insane, rambling way. Both about the ranch and who sold out Boone's wife.
no-bark nooner
gooner
emperor plapatine
count freaku
general freakous
r2freak2
C-freakPO
which one would match ur freak
chancellor freak plapatine
i must match his freak
Double the freak and pass it down to the next person
we could go freak for freak

peanits eater
actually pussyfeaster
miserable
in a row?

what kinda game uses F to jump
Wait so you fellas dont hold x to run?
I heard that original quake 3 had no default keybinds
people who use X to sprint 
Hold? You hold w and tap x once 
Hold w and tap X 
bro is wearing incelface
im continuing my tradition of never pissing outside
even at the work place
Can't stand it when people appropriate our culture
none of my homies talk to women
who tf uses ctrl to sprint?
Running is w
Shift is sprinting 
People with broken shift keys
They must walk
brainrot
he's talking about some kind of citrus fruit i imagine
some have weird little nips
rough and tough rind
sweet scent, can be sour
flesh is segmented
Im just that good
I actually do if toggles arent an option so I can hold shift to crouch
if toggle crouch isnt an option im not playing the game
I toggle crouch 
only game i toggle aim in is arma 3
cs player
even for battlefield or something tho 
rage baiting
why would I hold both mouse keys at once 
why is the ace 23 cringe
well first off because its in bf 4
and bf4 is ass
and it used to be meta when people actually cared about that game
this is bait
and meta is always cringe
le balls 💯
cori you're just mad you never unlocked it
@narrow lotus with me wearing black all the time idk how I haven't had a heat stroke yet honestly
I go out wearing all black in 35C weather
@broken topaz I see youu
Heyo

you'll probably call any gun i ever used "cringe" or "meta"
all black but no sun 
probably because you were part of the cringe meta

bro was part of the problem
nope, i was just playing the game 
No
naturally maxing out my performance
i didnt even know what that word meant back then
there was just good guns and bad guns
how old were you when bf4 came out
hating on premium users for immediately unlocking the best guns was common but no one gave a fuck if you used the ace 23 because it had a pretty hefty unlock requirement
in 2013 i was a baby 12 year old
but i played bf4 until i was 15
like if you got the ace 23 you were already good at the game, cuz it's too boring trying to unlock it while being bad
The unlocks were giga easy
i guess if you do nothing but play assault on bf4 all day they are
the kills are easy
the ribbons are not as easy
Just heal your teammates
Medkit ribbons are literally free
you have to not die to heal your teammates
literally the definition of the medal
i will take a nap now
get over your skill issue, and you may have the good gun
if the ace was a premium unlock i'd get your rabid hatred but i think you're just neckbearding for no reason
it was far from widespread when i was playing
@heavy peak
Too bad Discord changed the background color
@heavy peak the second one
"Steve"
Slime
Ghast
Piglin
nah thats weak compared to zombie pigman
Silverfish
i cant let girls close to me.. im not interesting enough yet
Real
Also
the government will charge more people for marriage licenses 
it's the "sending hate from Russia!" woman
"ignore all the positive comments! ❤️ "
Too late for that
What’s the original quote? I forgor
the whole speech?
and or/ this part?
His HEV suit as per the original quote: "As for the suit, I think you've earned it" Which is why he started him off without in hl2 
too busy drinking warp brew for allat
No I’m naked right now
Can you make it jiggle
I can make it galuga galuga
these guys caused great pain in half life 1
he knows
Can I eat 4 month old eggs that were refrigerated the whole time
check best before date
feels like shit being burnt out on a game that you really want to love and enjoy, but just cannot get into anymore
Take caffeine when playing, do sports before playing, think about game in free time
"drug yourself before playing, do random shit before playing, hyperfocus on game when you are not playing game"
great advice psycho
do they float in water
to what degree*
Idk works for me
cant wait for the current job market to crash because employers are so up their own ass
Floating with a very small patch sticking out
Also do weird noise when I shake em
that's called the yolk
also that's ehh
it shouldn't float but if it's barely floating then I guess it's up to your judgement
Need head now

I go sleep, bye
Is this your goat?
What the sigma
They are fucked 100% but you can do this if you really want to eat them
Fill a cup with water, place the egg inside of it, then:
- If it goes down to the bottom, good
- If it floats (like mid-cup), you need to make sure it is well cooked
- If sits at the top of the water, throw it away
If you don't feel sure, throw it away in any case
spoiler
unless mordor eggs are different from the rest of the world
refrigerated egg expires within a month
4 months old egg is 100% fucked
Yeah, pretty much
I remember throwing away almost a full package of eggs that were for like 2 months there
chicken's asshole strained in vain
Yeah you do make it sound like a challenge

tell us how it went if you survive
alright gn fartfart
a mimir

GONE, REDUCED TO ATOMS
Cheesed the fuck outta her with Flame of the Fell God but she deserves absolutely zero dignity or respect.
i dont like malenia simply because its obvious her abilities come from a cut sekiro boss
and i wouldve preffered more sekiro
I don't like Malenia because she's a filthy simp in denial of losing to Radahn.
We are not the same.
i dont like malenia cause i cant dodge the fuckin waterfowl
also the tree itself is an annoyance
simply a skill issue on my part
freezing pot 
Seriously though, delayed spells like Flame of the Fell God or Ancient Death Rancor absolutely destroy Malenia. Due to the way the AI works, they dodge when the projectile is actually spawned and not when it's about to hit.
are we talking about how bad ER is again

Let's be real here, the entirety of Consecrated Snowfield and Haligtree felt phoned in. It was almost entirely just inflated numbers and assholish enemy placement.
The second Astel in consecrated snowfield made me go “are you fr” the first time I saw it
Same with the underground mohg
Or in the Haligtree itself with five fucking Royal Revenants, like six Crystalians, and two Erdtree Avatars.
And who can forget The Angriest Mausoleum™️
Challenged to a melee duel
lrn2ddge
All you really have to do is avoid the first bit of it, the subsequent attacks are trivial to dodge
I hate how I FULLY understand this joke.
I ride
images you can hear
sorry but ken kan't measure up to the rage cage
nu uh
Aw shit, here we go again
No man should have this much power.
I'm going to have to ask you to drop the bread.
I WORKED FOR 3 DAYS
WITH NO SALARY
RAAAAAAAAAH
what is this from?
NYCDOT cleaning out the unionized metro rats, didn't you read?
im asking for the original footage, the guy with the spaz 12 and gas mask in the metro station
I have no sauce, your pasta will forever be dry and bland.
man FUCK you
Fuck me yourself, coward.
well that wasn't necessary, or relevant
it's a recording of a US ASWG training session
thank you
that should be the DC metro
nvmd
Georgia training center https://guardiancenters.com/
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bro should've said bussy and blame it on stutter
Not as funny though
me
match
me when i see a neutral stalker with a rare gun
Oh boy, one of my best friends! ||I sure hope this conversation doesn't end in a dramatic battle followed by a tragic death! That would be awful!||
It's a bimmer that's already a given
Need my sigma coomed 💯🦃
🤨
not to be racist but all german cars are the same
define same
4 wheels and an engine
because from a design philosophy alone there's at least 3 different schools of though
and the oil drain plug is in an alternate universe
got a great deal on this E-Class.
It looks a little bit different than I'd expect though
isn't that a chinese car 
looks as if a mercedes and a chrysler had a little accident baby
A sprinkle of jag in there for good luck too
you're right 
aaaah the more I look at it the worse it gets
now I see a crown vic as well
Kia, Chrysler jaguar 300
Can't believe male sexuality has come full circle
a man having sex with a woman, imagining her as a man dressed like a woman
Reinventing the wheel
Shoves a fleshlight into a femboy's ass to have a straight sex
Sorry
/🅱️an his /🅱️alls
@final cedar try me
hiiii bestie
gae to straight adapter
didn't?
that's a doctored image of god, blasphemy
what does that make a double-ended-dildo?
I wonder how muted I would get if I posted the video of him saying some, choice, words

a double ended dildo..
shhiiit
his reaction is so extra
he starts off strong and ends strong
that looks like an ai generated image lol
average suburban america
graphics in a unity asset flip
How I imagine one of my coworkers gets ready in the morning
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I'm pretty that's just a potion that teleports you to the emergency room
The fact he used ultra instead of normal would send him there you're right
the ideologies and proponents of racism are much more diverse than those of egalitarianism
the truly egalitarian state would be one of every racist living in pure racism
everyone equally racist to eachother

this is what paradise looks like, liberals
me and my black friend calling each other slurs
not racist if you're homies 
the master is atleast 7 different humans, he's got the n-word pass somewhere in there


Fuck it, it's your account
Bros getting muted
they're gonna get me too
I was part of the conversation that steered into that
it's not the video I have of terry david saying out a bunch of slurs while angrily coding lol
well, you had a run

Didn't expect to open this chat and see paragraphs on racism
AIs can't be racist, they're buildings
Nope, it's not even the usual atUsername
Bro is so cooked
🎶 "We'll meet again" 🎶
🎶 "Don't know where" 🎶
🎶 "Don't know when" 🎶
come on your crit meter is running out time for a post combo
this is a random crit discord account I run
Aren’t you Russian?
Ethnically, yes
How do you know anyone black ?
born and live in the USA
Damn
What the sigma
You know what?
I don’t, and frankly I’m tired of pretending I do
What the sigma
Always the old rotting seniored corpses trying to pick on the little guy
Holy epitome of cursed AK's https://modernfirearms.net/en/grenade-launchers/hungary-grenade-launchers/amp-69-2/
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least weird hungarian army fact
glad you consider me an old fart
i havent been on as long as most here
He's all ears
he's gonna be only ears in a second
Fallout weapon
Me 😔
@compact dragon (erectilereptile3393) has been muted Forever for reason: Now that is a name . You have 1 day to change it or you get banned #📄rules
The Yakub profile pic really completes the whole thing, don't you think?
dude made sure to get everything
bro is a completionist
wait a minute I KNOW this name
didn't he get fucked before
no wait someone posted a screenshot of him getting fucked on another server
at least he's not a virgin
15 minute video 
what is this quest of a meme
how else would you know if its a rinsing or filling machine?
i cant explain that in a short video
this but replace dinner with breakfast lunch and dinner
just remove dinner and leave eating
you never know what i have hidden in those 15min 
I got a bax of bere for pomana but now I want to drink it so I'll need to grab another 
well of course
what kind of romanian would you be if you didn't have an incessant need for beer at all times
cheapest source of calories fr
I'd probably be able to if I had more patience
but alas I dont
I would get bored or annoyed very quickly
you never know until you try
it might be what your life was missing or it might put you to sleep
mf i tried playing chess and I literally started one of those memes of people just placing random shit on the board
sounds like turn based just isn't for you
it's just proof it's yakub himself
Alo
Albanians drawed a match with croatia and have been driving around hamburg the entire evening honking and waving flags
are they related to mike tyson
hello rat
Alo
Is he Albanian
also
do not let strigoi see that
it will probably unironically make him act up
@pastel quartz
god damnit michinka
gonna watch generation kill
What a cultured man
you should just kill a generation instead
real nami shit
real shit

hobbit typa sh 🚬
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weakest hungarian individual
Alo ivan blya
if only she was real right ivan
here's a certified falco meme
oh, right
dark souls dlc is tomorrow
can't wait to see half the people everywhere got raptured
I'm gonna be one of those people
also apparently today is going to be a mega gae rainstorm of super death in my city
so uh
be seeing you people
is it my punishment for being indifferent to souls games
better to be indifferent than to be against them
Based
you'd actually get torn apart for that
gura matii ivan
pula mea
bravo
Pling pling plong
hi
hi
plin plin plin, plin plong
Hallooo

Ogud
Halo
Hows you are is
hello
have you been taking your medication YzugO
Good, just working
Nice
hi goobdan
Yess I'm taking it but it got reduced
Now I can drink beer

well, doesn't seem like @pastel quartz wanted a beer with you @inland jackal 
I will steal it.
moje
sedan
Guzovo je

I was accapting it
Oh fuk

@river zealot nobody is playing your silly skyblock but me
are you sure people even wanted it
see youre wrong
playing without W constantly bothering me for no reason other that he is bored and demand someone to babysit him was indeed a blessing
also today is the big day
of hot water returning
finally, a shower that doesn't torment me
yes, for the last 10 days
I was going through ice-cold showers to temper my body and spirit
cold blesses the balkan skin
we get it strigoi you're in the mood to stroke your shit
you don't have to tell us
strigoi, both hands on the table, now
as my friend would say "you play this game with one hand"
ignoring your uncontrollable rusophobic tendencies
don't you people have summer piping maintenance too?
just in four hours
hot water
I'm so happy with this information
can you believe it
hot water
nice
in just four hours
why dont you have hot water
r you poor or something busy
post-soviet things
I hope this is some weird coincidence
Iedy singlehandedly made helldivers channel into nsfw one
no strigoi you share the same pipeline as busy
from half the continent away
everyone without their own boiler in apartment buildings get to enjoy 10 days without hot water every summer
it's not an incident, it's a rule of nature that happens every summer
holy shit it is nsfw
I just noticed
is it really tho
Yes
it is
nah you guys are just too fucking sensitive, how about growing some balls?
there's a little warning thing beside the channel name
we're not the ones that made it nsfw 
I don't see the nsfw 
oh kosm got punished for that horrendous pfp
fuck this day just keeps getting better
100% gey
that lil sign means nsfw
Hell ye, i had kosm block since a loong time
He hasnt noticed yet
It
Idk
⚠️ ❓
yeah
what was the pfp before
he didnt change it
that's my boy
my romanian frate
iedy hates them but also beats off to them
checkmate liberals
at least not where i live 
no he beats off to helldivers r34
insectoids
how do you know he only does to that? 
cause it's all he fucking posts in the helldivers channel
I knew it
fake ukrainian
you're american or something
he says like 4 things about the game and then posts softcore helldivers r34
well he used to
borsht
Returning? 
because falco told him to
it's not an incident, it's yearly maintenance thing
everyone goes through it who doesn't have their own boiler, there's even memes about it
centralized heating and shit
nah you really gotta worry about when it isnt humid
ah thats the thing
you got no boiler
little poor ruski
Can confirm
Im not
alright you almost asking for it at this point
Prank him bus
flop react that man
busy you're russian?
Speak of the devil and he shall appear, I'm awake people, hello
denmark
so a fake russian and fake ukrainian are arguing
got it
I mean it's obvious otherwise you'd be in https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1208148203673878568
Alo
I'd rather be sent into tarkov chat
I was in tarkov chat during the unrefunded edition drama and it was pretty nice
frogoi
same
Why u so afraid of it busy
repelled is more appropriate of a word
But why
you do not understand what they're saying, I do
oh
oh okay
ok
oh
rim?
also yeah chat
in case you ever get tired of bullying plop with femboy stuff
here's your other ticket
Oh okay
can't believe I still forgot to unblock plop
That one isn't that bad
where is the unblock pls someone tell me
plop
plop plop oh okay plop plop plop
Die
should be here
kosm blocked lmao
ploper
When will the torment end
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God fucking damn it
oh there he is
when you admit you have a brainfart addiction and leave
for your own good










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