#🎪bruh-fart
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I guess I'll have to live with the fact falco jacks off to penguins now
otherwise there is absolutely no way he knows for sure it's cropped porn
honestly not the worst thing considering his history
Stop being upset busy
no surprise there
msm da nema bolje reci od karablajzera
we would be too happy so no
ok twink
left nut supremacy
speaking of nut
i watched someome ball dial someone
instead of butt dailing
never been more amazed
now it is REALLY an accident this time
so you accidentally unzipped your pants put your phone snuggly under the boys and somehow dialed someone

what else am i supposed to picture someone "nut dialing" on accident
why he doin that
the dexterity on those mfs must be wild to dial a restaurant, bet he can play Beethoven with his nads
no ankles
i mean if you can ball dial a restuaruant through your shorts
probably
@dreamy flax what the hell is a "ball dial"
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lmfao
@green schooner what the hell is a "ball dial"
when you accidentally call someone with your balls
can we go back to the asshole filter
instead of your butt
friendly xelA is gae
Che cazzo significa ahahahahahahahahah
butt dialing is when you sit on your phone and accidentally call someone, nut dialing is the same thing but with your ballsack
my mans nads were so heavy
that they called someone
first recorded instance of someone being ball called
Shit was so hilarious made me speak in tongues
oh no i dropped my phone on my dick and now swat is outside my apartment
hate it when that happens
LOL
What does this mean
it means we're fucked
fartco have you ever had spaghetti all'assassina
what does this mean
why does hideo kojima always pose on photos as if he's smoking
but he never is
also dream blunt rotation
video hajima would definitely be a blazer
smelling his fingers maybe
oooooh
maybe he's often got coochie stank on his index finger
Down with the kids
he thinks smoking is cool (hence the the obsession with mikkelson), but momma doesn't allow to
here comes the fun police
lol
i'll be blunt with you
unironically probably true busy
with how in every metal gear game, cigars or cigarettes are a consumable
Now I want a smoke
lung cancer
Me
inoperable
think he made the BB for the game
REAL
real
Yes from one ciggy
they haven't figured it out yet
I've been thinking about getting rid of my bed and just put down tatami mats and a futon you can store away during the day
more space
I just have limited space
ok Gordon
you know you can store shit under your bed?
weeeeeeeeeeeb
I currently am, But I think If I put a wardrobe on that wall, I'd get even more use out of that space
no
galvanized steel beams, cori
make your tiny room into a mansion
NO
with this one simple trick
NO
nah not you Gordon you're cool
I am not getting the galvanised square steel
you can even put the shitter right there
the other one with the glasses and HEV suit
damn
oh shit you're alive
tree man is still alive
what do I even pay them for
@stone blade @fresh rose @lone cedar
Orahi i med 
your entire profile is some crazy ass bait
Hello tree
i swear that book was the last of him
wow
thats a banger one
respect
I couldn't find chocolate so i got that
you must not want me here 
ja jedem sladoled
when a serb doesn't eat a whole roasted cow, he treats himself to some caloric equivalent of a whole roasted cow
fine im going
don't let the door hit you

so based
Yes ofc
you have about a minute to enjoy this video before falco screams CROPPED PORN and deletes it while cumming at the same time
Uf now im full, but i could go for a kompot as a snack
make haste
Psst
I will show u my stash
what does this mean
Words
A football player and his friends travel to the planet Mongo and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the Merciless to save Earth.
ngl that movie actually good
@stone blade watch this
this is so disgusting I hope this guys stomach cant sustain itself and explodes
that guy is just rage bait
I do not change my statement
Best thing is this
@stone blade @lone cedar
Bogdane njusko
Ti je ljubis a ona musko
Boy is just alkahal
Sapunjas li macora

Also

by hating on him you fulfill his fetish 
I see my childhood in that picture
grabbing whine and alcohol for my grandpa from the basement @fresh rose @inland jackal
stojaneeeeeee
stojane
molim
opalim te golim
the memories


Ja ne sam retard da se nerviram 
Treba mi jos jedan da dodjem sebi
cuz its funny
majmuneee
e od tebe majmun gori nema 

stojan stopped paying his fucking fiksni
nobody can call him anymore
think hes dead too
https://youtube.com/shorts/hAm2YrDo6Js?si=-dqxQ1TSDrlXV5EX @inland jackal @fresh rose
rest in peace legend
Nemam sekundu 
🤓 ☝️ GOSPODINE!!
DONECU SUTRA
ayo sta ja ovo citam

Tree man lives???!?!


why are you all so confused
Where have you been
not here
Fuck you
No shit
I think you should live the life of yandere dev
@fresh rose @inland jackal @stone blade Veljko balkanac speaking facts
If I had 3 wishes one of those would be to turn you into yandere dev
what happned to him
besides cum chalice
Like,sub,share
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@inland jackal @lone cedar @stone blade
He's an incel obv
IZES MI MUDA OVA KILAVA 
yet....
@past shale
:flag_hr: Croatian (hrvatski)
⬇️
space monkey
chad
indeed
HAGHAHAG
You can call people space monkey's
:flag_hr: Croatian (hrvatski)
⬇️
I got confused how to see our Balkans, I'm not on any server
a ono vi ovde
i would almost believe it's not irony if not for soy milk
:flag_hr: Croatian (hrvatski)
⬇️
and you here
We are everywhere
mrk
Serbs...
indeed

Can't wait for us to get fisted by englandm
You'd like that
Hold on
hi ivenius
one good line that makes it almost believable is "fully decolonized'
Where my hug at ⁉️
none for you, plus I don't lilke hugs
there are some interesting culinary tricks and techniques here but god the narration and "my throat is being assault by an invisible man" face are unbearable
I'm taken.... by flop so...
one of them rude twinks?
yea
@tidal trellis Twinkler

See?
DZ09 is fucking brutal in the division 1
its just heaps upon heaps of body bags or charred corpses
the recoil is so heavy i was afraid he'd bumpfire it into his own skull
STRAIGHTEST JJK FAN
my wrists mildly ache now
I have a partner
gojo is smooth with it
whats that one term again
not likely
With a man
When you get a partner just to seem a certain way
i've seen it on brandon herera
Corpse
someone almost did
chilling in dz09 straight up googing it up rn
with a wheelgun?
no? with a revolver
division so fun
What makes it special
its fun
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ive only played td2 how much better is no 1

would
I Respect the symbol wheel behind her
Game is game bro
i played a free trial for division 2 ((note i only got past the first main mission i barely played div 2)) and they have pretty much the same gunplay just that one has better combat IMO
max payne 2 over 1 imo
and there's other differences from what ive seen so far
this isnt vanilla is it? i dont remember those moves lol
but i do remember that fucking level and room damn
with the gas tube flying like a rocket over to those cunts
but also you know how division 2 is post apocalyptic, div 1 is as the shit's going down.
td2 is just take cover and shoot sponges
shitass combat
im my objectively correct opinion
crcr?
crca prca , sta?
iedy going to nazi university for 4 years to figure out if this pfp is a bannable offense or not
ma mislio sam da je to onaj mod, kao chat dodaje pa pricas sa ljudima
Chernobyl Relay Chat Rebirth name
to
nazi vouge magazine
👍 yeee
td1 has the same shit
literally
I'm about to buy me a gram of Osmium and encase it in lead for a special round of fuck you
the map is better
i can agree on that
but id prefer Ghost recon wildlands for a ubi tactical game
isn't that a sphere in that case though
ajd ako imas to da zajebavamo ljude
ye
a jbg
Luckily Josta is our nazi expert
ja pre nekako metno 1tb ssd
He has a PhD in it
Hes german after all
Need to buy 4TB ssd just to have all stalker mods at bay at ready
Holy shit gey broccoli
Hi
you have ADhD
one bad moderation day away from unleashing unholy nazi storm on this server
duck
@narrow lotus @stone blade
ill be using this for less than legal reasons
!!! cropped!!!
i transfer the contents to a smaller container

surely this is satire right
instantly knew it, huh?
nobody in the right mind does that right
there are people
I've seen it twice in my life
what? put soup in fridge?
this is more disappointing than the current state of affairs in the world.
Stop being old
look at the screenshot again afrikaans
@grizzled meadow in a nutshell
@vale sand
oh you mean the lid on top? 
The salami lid
ONA A FUCKING SH
calm down busy
Literally playing Oddworld for PS1 rn
games made in the golden era still hold up
good games being games still hold up as good games
I should install C&C generals again
Thank you for the new shoes.
"What can I say, I'm a tanker"

so odd...
whats that? command and conquer?
My fav thing to do in C&C generals is stuffing 6 snipers in a humvee and do drive bys on the GLA
I would have played that fanmade project, what was it
mental omega?
since it has pretty deep lore
but the damn game is too old for me
wake up
todd is cooking mid once again
https://x.com/GPTGamingNews/status/1802385502588309802
Starfield's getting an expansion ?
It did good enough to warrant more meme content ?
most games are practically required to get at least one expansion nowadays
Its getting review bombed on steam cus they are releasing a paid mission that costs 7$
"fine, fine, we'll do some of the game ourselves"
Todd realized he can't make an expansion from procedurally generated 3 bandit bases
😡 
oh he absolutely would make an expansion from procedurally generated 3 bandit bases
but the players are alerted now
Gonna be me
gotta "appease" them
fine we'll actually do some development on our game instead of letting a procedural generator make the entire thing
He wanted to sell paid mods again + 7$ mission
so people
if you like red alert
and don't combust from old games
I would really recommend checking this out
A free unofficial expansion pack for Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 Yuri's Revenge, which retells, expands and continues the story of the original game. Enhanced with Ares DLL, Mental Omega strives to bring many new features to the game, including a 133-mission campaign, cooperative mode and a brand new faction: the Foehn Revolt.
They weren't a fan
i really wish the older total war games were better optimized
jarmen kell on a bike supremacy
insert Medieval total war II pre battle soundtrack
i love empire, Attila, and Shogun 2
but the things chug like shit
i wish Attila got more of a spotlight
the only total war ive ever enjoyed was ToB and atilla
Yall think I can make jokes about the murder of caesar by now or is it too soon?
atilla is so good
a lot of people say attila is garbage but i think its good
fire
Medieval 2's ost is killer
Total warhammer has you covered then
i like 3 but i
I heard the siege battles are dogshit
i've put almost 1200 hours into 2 and 3
actually almost 1400
and i've still not played most factions
Gelt enjoyer ?
ᵒᵇᵃᵐ
i havent played the total war warhammer ones
But ive heard the third entry has both combined from 1st and 2nd game into one huge scale
all races
gelt is fun but it would be more fun if the ranged unit AI wasn't shit
TW2 is TWWH1 + TWWH2
TW3 is TWWH1 + TWWH2 + TWWH 3
all maps combined
Yea just get TW3 then most content
Ery nice
no
filthy rich
TW3 you get all of that game's base factions
y just get the DLCs
if you want to play the other factions from previous titles you need to own the games plus their respective DLCs
The fuck kind of Gmod bullshit is this
Previously, you had to own all three Total War: WARHAMMER games to access Immortal Empires. However, Immortal Empires is now available to all WARHAMMER III owners, regardless of whether they own the other titles
Not anymore
you get the sandbox mode but not the factions to play as
Garry's mod?
better just procure a free demo version than buy resold keys
Which one of garry's mods
💀 Damn bro missleading then
you can still fight them and such, just can't play them
HOW DO I ACCESS THE RACES NOT INCLUDED WITH WARHAMMER III WHEN I’M PLAYING IMMORTAL EMPIRES?
There are several races available in Immortal Empires that are unlocked if you own Total War: WARHAMMER, Total War: WARHAMMER II or the numerous DLC released for both titles. These purchases are not required to play Immortal Empires, but are required to unlock some of the playable races and Lords.
Cenca man
Big C
they're not expensive
just a lot of them
and some packs contain lords and heroes AND basic units
For example, if you want to play as the Vampire Coast in Immortal Empires, you need only purchase the Curse of the Vampire Coast DLC for WARHAMMER II, which you can do without having to own the WARHAMMER II base game.
i personally recommend tomb kings, realm of the wood elves, and curse of the vampire coast
just buy base game and pirate dlcs
I mean i havent even played any of these
Me
what's the point of a cracked online only title like fifa
doesn't that stop you from matchmaking or connecting
or am i thinking old pirating
Least he brushes his teeth
@solar obsidian
paid mods
do not know what he meant by this
a unit sounds like they are indifferent
a warrior sounds like an honorable thing
what is there not to get?
BOLTED DOWN AND READY
the only real media 
Oh god
What
Oh gos
Cartoon physics at their finest
bunkerbuster rockets to really rock your enemy's world
But the camera system does not have any disc and it has a ethernet connection in passive mode
We are going to foook that supervisor
Probably my dad is not beaten and fell
you can straight up disable dislikes
Hold on just
What happened again
I probably missed it
@scenic epoch (boris_the_bear) has been muted Forever for reason: ****
sigh
I looked for the evidence in camera records
@scenic epoch (boris_the_bear) has been muted for 999 days for reason: Change your offensive name / pfp / bio in 1 day or get banned #📄rules
But there is nothing, they didnt even bother to put a disc in it
There is ethernet connection but its in a passive mode
Lbozo
So this means there is no cloud record
Maja and Madi are banned from there
alo oguzy
Literally we cant even determine what happened to my dad
your dad visited Bulgaria?
But the camera is broken
Sadly yes
The duty police took 9 packs of cigarettes from him and stole his money
Finally a safe space for me
no twinks allowed
cori you are one yourself
im not a twink
Proof?

guilty until proven gey
wouldnt it be
no
gey until proven innocent
stfu
no
oggi until proven alle
jjk spoilers
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@pastel quartz
are you bald, falco?
yooooo thats me frfr
You know who else is bald?
Your dad?
krill on my shelf
Schleppa posts really fell off r ecently
I know I've seen hentai somewhere with that thing
but I cant recall where
yea
Gardevoir can get it

gardevoir could fuck me to death in a hot sweaty utility shed when it's 104 degrees out and i'd still love it
gardevoir and all the other psychic pokemon will permanently exist in an uncomfortable situation, considering most of the psychics are fully sentient
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movie night time
i take a shit
bathroom is fine
my dad goes to take a shit
I enter reactor #4
its over
@narrow lotus @heavy peak
upon further inspection, the voice actor seems british. 
sounds scottish or irish
ok true
my dad sneezed
national threat alarm goes off because he caused 8 richter earthquake
TRUE
everytime
This is what pussy from a goth bitch look like
damn
time to ping half the universe
@inland jackal @fading shuttle @fresh rose @ruby minnow @narrow lotus @pale ingot @heavy peak
P!piss
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jawwww they done hit mne with the jod zombies
fuck that
im going to spend more time in the dead zone
Fat fuck
@pastel quartz, your profile picture looks like gai broccoli
TRUE
What the fuck are you doing @‘ing all the mods like that?
Don’t you know who runs this sub?
its funny
Pride month meme
idk if this been posted here or is that one command (?) but
Tony seeing his demons
Quoting Twash (@TwashTheMan)
DONT SAY IT
You should be banned for this one
boring, should've danced together steal the show 
thats enough time in offto
offtop
time to ask shitters about my situation rn
any horror shooter recommendations? modern if possible
something decent looking
dead space 2 remake..
prey?
yes
minesweeper
thats the origin of my name
i found that meme and called myself "AlexTheOk"
played, not really a horror
my ass just woke up
more of an rpg puzzle game
Dead space or resident evil
and then like, a year later someone called me a degenerate
@inland jackal outlast
shooter
die
might go with re8
fair
dead space really good
re8 was mid compared to 7
or 7
I only played the original cause I'm too poor for the remake
so idk how good it is
who's talkin about dying...
how are you btw?
yea might go for 7 first then 8
the evil within is kind of underrated
I'm still not a fan of Isaac talking in the remake
how brainfart feels when flop comes around 💔
G thanks G
Never could go into it idk why
no
fuck you now I feel bad
Super Agreed
Sometimes I think you bully him for a living
yes hi Iedy
hello Flop how are you
im always talking to him
it must be raining
maybe
im good , played some helldivers
we trying reverse psychology now or?
alo atame
This game has some nice graphics and atmosphere
srbija 💪
Question guys
do life insurance companies cover choking during sex in the list of things?
serbia sim
i guess you will never find out
good
probably, you're choking in the grand scheme of things
i have monsters to drink man fl them hoes
they belong to the streets
real
no my friend,
you have no culinary skills
they belong in the fridge
is monster related heart attack covered in insurance?
Yes
Plus I need to go to work
cant let my homie Alex hang without me
not our alex dw
if me and our alex worked together we'd either murder one another over a box of orange juice
or blow up the building
no in between
I'd hope not
as I said
if you found our alex irl, the first thing you should immediately do is kill him

Gus wouldn't have exploded if he just did this
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so down bad pronounced a traitor by managed democracy
iedy is now hanging out with bugs
they say to enjoy the scenery for 2.4 seconds
Wtf
well i am enjoying every second
İ
You ever come home and scratch the marks your socks left you after a long day?
cuz same
Should have used the buggers instead of the robots
the "speeding rock" line is very appropriate for Starship Troopers
The long awaited Music Video to possibly one of my most favorite songs I've made
Halo🤝Helldivers🤝Starship Troopers
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humans alone were created in god's image
all aliens who exist without our knowledge exist without our consent
bruh
what the hell are you watching that you get that in recommendations?
Aaagghhggh.. AUAUUAUUAHG..... aAAAAAAAAAAAGH.... aaagghggh.... hhh......... gguhhh..
ok thats about it gonna stop playing division 1 for today
You look funny
@lyric horizon god has a gift for you

thx
What the F O K is this link?
goku cheeks
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
@stone blade
LOOOKA
IT'S THE LIDL JAM DONUT WITH SUGAR
why
iedy sent bird cheeks. had to respond in kind
tu tuuu tuu - signal sound
Me
3 note odditiy
My favorite broadcasting channel
you have 0 drip
damn..
div 2 has gear appearance mods right
i dont think division 1 does that
Ugly af
yes
hey look it's a viper commando from helldivers
so you just cant change some stuff about your appearance
like knee pads, body armor, gloves, backpack
division 1 simply has no drip
The entire fallout series is a darker game and story than stalker
Not a meme
Not a joke
This games lore is fucked
thank god you get masks in div 2 so people dont have to see your ugly ass mug. div 1 has a mask slot for vanity but theyre somehow nonexistent
Ham 🦃
Actually guys hazbin hotel is way more messed up and fricked up
it has S*x
and swears
division 2 you can just make your character wear your mask like you are in a dark zone
div 1 doesnt even have full gas masks, just respirators
mm, communism
how are the dark zones in division 2 btw
eat it
5kg heavier
i dont know
never had to go into them
hey look it's the Military from Stalker
division 1 dark zone goes hard
moxxie is pretty cool
after hitting level 30 ive been spending 90% of my time in dark zones
hey
Holy crap it's Samantha the lesbian sorceress
also does division 2 actually just revolve around the division vs that hyena faction or do the enemy factions branch out more @fading shuttle
Anyway, what's up guys
yes there are more factions
you played 2 minutes
me visiting romania
go to shop
check out
morti matii fasole
@narrow lotus
the intro movie just mentioned hyenas man 
I shall cast a spell on you
I told them to have a good day
because they are the first faction
Pula 
they are more so organised rioters
yeh
yeh
the hyenas are just bandits, organised rioters is more accurate than rikers
fair
yk what
You need to be farting louder
All of you need to be brain farting louder
im gonna boot up division 2 again for the next few minutes but i think the free trial isnt gonna last much longer
Especially you @oblique spire
just gonna see what i can do in the next few minutes
Don’t bother your not missing out on anything
you dont even have a gold plated dragunov yet
its over
bro he plays division 1
it's literally the same gunplay just better graphics
statements thought up by the mentally deranged
Better than is shitquel
and a shittier setting
division 2 actually feels exactly like division 1 man idk what to tell you
Cannot believe you said that
Actual brain fart moment
tell me whats so different about it i only played like 1 hour of division 2 after all
guys, big question
Skinny neck and it’s not even Friday 😒
#brainfart-fathersday
post in offtopic, this isn't a shitpost
Lock in
righty
Own that fucking pleb
thats my div 2 playtime bro..
well brainfart is more of a pub compared to offtop cafe
You need to be playing harder, divide that time in half
Lock in
brainfart is a ballpit
one thing i saw that seems cool about div 2 is that the side missions upgrade the settlements. but that also seems like its gonna get annoying to keep doing for every settlement REAL quick
oh my god its him
who
the guy
THE BASTARD
What are you playing now
the division 2
||btw we are joining keener, we become rogues n shit||
he wants to test us first
||damn thats crazy||
we finally playing on the winning team








