#πͺbruh-fart
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Hello people I'm awake
And there is a severe lack of water which is a amazing way to start my day
may i suggest
Go on
I remember being even more hyped about the prey bounty hunter screenshots than from the first CP2077 trailer
its not drinking water I'm low on
Its stuff like for sinks and stuff
Eitherway I wouldn't drink that eitherway, probably tastes like acid
sink water slander π
I've drunk mountain dew before and it does indeed taste like acid
sorta feels like it too

So yeah, I rather my insides not dissolve
Oh I misunderstood mountain dew is 100% basically acid yea
dew the dew
I value my intestines greatly
That also is probably awful
I don't trust tap water
schizo flop arc
right
its like uhh
same name, same studio, lore branches off at some point
so a new marathon game wouldnt even see the remake as canon
not even branches off, it's ripping off a face and wearing it
tap water in mordor is very good for killing small animals and producing different metals and minerals at small amount
not so much for drinking tho
I use a filtering jug to make it less lethal
weird ass cat
Do i look french and a woman to you
KIRYU CHAN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN β BUSY
Wait that's even more slander wtf π
Just describing stella
fuck you bussy
Also tap water isn't like
HORRIBLE if you have absolutely nothing else to drink
tap water is peasant drink
so hissy right from the morning
are you having boyperiod
brushing teeth is weird
The legendary quotes in game history #yakuza0
boysy
get new toof
i need to see a dentist prolly
i got 1 toof thats evil
its not even got caveties or anything
Bruh
the enamel on only that one tooth has disintegrated so now it looks like an evil tooth
Bogdan pirate arc
Now next thing you must do is lose a eye and a leg and a hand
please be combat power please be combat power please be combat power please be combat power please be combat power please be combat power please be combat power please be combat power please be combat power
i love cyberpunk
I'm gonna go to the salt mines and get my minerals from there
Civil protection from half life
Don't be silly
Retake your cable ports
we will get back our headphone jacks brother
sector is not secure
built for exo suit
you have nothing on his swag
damn he's good
uh huh
watch this swag
me magnetizing towards the cops gun
when ever this fucker hits a pose you just hear
https://youtu.be/6NAbvJFoCBc
Recorded in game.
All trademarks names, logos, music, sound and clips appearing in this video are the property of their respective owners with which they are associated.
fuck this stupid music
it was better normally with the scraping stone sound
Which one
Look on the other side
it doesnt justify needing to have a usb hub to use what you need

Who's justifying anything
You make shit up
no
i made it the fuck up
You're crazy
yu'ore*

the rats that make me crazy?
English names for teeth are weird
in theory yeah
tho i would say a femboy (twink)
Was it possessed
Or meeting with hard objects
unlucky
REAL
Boy breakfast
when Ivanko asks his doctor about life expectancy, the doctor just looks at him and laughs
He sends him for blood work and only monster comes out
me neither

This lack of water is a pain in the ass
I just barely managed to wash my face
pussy didnt ping
wdym
Mouth, shut
We're having a shortage of water in the taps and bidets
And also probably guessing shower
So yeah
flop in france?
@placid sail
more like a skill issue on their part
why is it coming towards you 
@pastel quartz @placid sail @tidal trellis
Literally
whys it running at me
it's the cameraman in front of you actually
you
@stone blade
I'm using my flop camouflage rn, my bad
thats fucked
The sky is falling, I had a like a piece or...flake? Of the ceiling fall on me
Not good
house dandruff

fuck I can't sotp laughing
sotp
cuh wut
I don't know how to describe it
You're wearing female clothing? 
Fuck does this mean
!sean
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paint?
moron
TAKE COVEEEER

He deserved better
kys
Kick that bitch over the fence
Ivan no one is following your every single post you gypsy
He meant your grinding your teeth, idot
rip
Hater
No wonder everyone calls you a twink
Grinding your teeth isn't good, you idot!!!
we should grind your bones together so the cartilage decays and you become an old man
no thanks
I disagree
We should use that one machine from sponge bob where they put squidward in it
how about we use the femur breaker
I just wanna leave :( please
nuh uh
Bro that man got them neanderthal genes
There's a spider that's been creeping on the ceiling right above me for a few days now and idk why 
he chilling bro
Leave him be
Did it once
Lets just say the officer didn't like it
π€π€

what have i done...
What are the answers
Kill
idk you think im actually browsing quora im my free time
this is just a meme i found
You never know
I made a lemonade
it's called a spy drone
lmao I looked up to it really fast and it dropped
jumpscared the spider

I hate house spiders so much
it's aware of the fact that I'm a living creature, this is pretty rare for insects
Especially the big ones that like make huge webs on my ceiling lights
the only other time I could tell an insect is acknowledging me as a fellow life form and not as just part of the environment was with a wasp
house spiders are just annoying
I clean and cause i live in the forest right i can wake up next day to find the fucking light cobwebbed up again
at least they're not dangerous most of the time
throwing all the insects out without killing them is for sure the hardest part of house cleaning
And then flip a coin whether i rip all its legs off or let it go
if you live in florida maybe you have venomous house spiders
Cause fuck that spider
I had a stare down with a house spider once whilst I was shaving, he just stared at me till he disappeared
It is
I met a house spider while I was shitting once
why didnt you squirt on him
with shaving cream
I made it from brown sugar
and I i kept trying to make it go away from me for the sake that I don't kill it
Brug
brown sugar lemonade? damn thats kinda interesting
bro looking closer this spider isn't even attached to the ceiling, it's been slowly lowering itself on a web without me noticing 
never even considered it
I hate pyros so much
time to evict the mf before he starves 
It is made from lemon and orange juice, lemon and orange peel, brown sugar and water
chasing down medics in the 2fort sewer tunnels like patrick bateman is my favorite way to play tf2
Tasty af
The brown makes sense now
L
Surely its coming from his hand
ive been a pyro main ever since meet the pyro came out
I need more toorret
if its not pyro its scout for me
trolling with bonk
i almost exclusively played 2fort
luv 2fort
mf started hopping around it was so annoying getting him outside 
I only play payload maps
I thought hopping spinders don't make webs 
Rip all his limbs off
those little house spiders like to check out my legs
I hate them bro
ill be gaming and suddenly feel one of them sprint up my leg
Theyre annoying
they'll make it halfway up my calf before i shake it off and proceed to terminate it
if you touch me, you're dying
out of sight out of mind, little buddy
honestly feels like i should start saying "not today!! i know yo ass is thirsty for this cocky"
spiders fill me with worry
but mosquitos fill me with burning rage and a desire to kill
what do bees fill you with
sadness
honey
sometimes venom
Mood
how are you
@storm stream you gonna watch any tv later?
found awesome series on netflix u should watch
I dont even have Netflix
Say title
nuh uh

You will be banned
Hiiii bestie
oats studios
hi charon
Hello
Finally accepted it
Never
Frota you canβt just send me someone on a leash
why not
mota can you post more of that guy sayin FWUH CARTI
I donβt have anymore
worthless lil guy
srry >w<
Finally, no rap shit
:3
Idk I keep rewatching the pookie video
can you post the one where its like
the bullying PSA where they say like 20 slurs but its replaced with "you're my best friend" and stuff like that
no I donβt have it
What would he look like if he was white or mexican
Car



good to hear
hello fart fella
Looks like a girl ik
Isn't naoe a male name lmao?
Hi Farfalla
When i went to Japan our translator's name (who's male) is Naoe
It is

I don't think so
She looks similar but I don't think it's her
y feliz jueves a ti tambien
why
ME
Why would you ever play as France
Iβm watching the show rn
holy shit, why is my desk super fucking hot
France is economically weak
wtf happened here
there's another version with blue hair girl
flop didnt mean to bust
Russia has more of an economic potential
Just have to get all the serfs into factories and shit
if you do that they'll try to grab the means of production again
My Homophobic queen β₯οΈ
Never happened to me before
I don't know anything about evangelion lore I gave up like 6 episodes in when the horny got weird
didn't even get to the worst parts I hear about
they forced him to learn
(he didnt learn)
yeah... i can tell :smugjak:
damn I thought 12 year olds weren't allowed on discord we got summer school users here
@solar obsidian 
What's up
frozen
Iβm a senior

not you
hello there 
Wdyn
im a senior too
this is the one 
It is me
in university
Yeah Iβm in hs
If you scared you shoulda stayed tf home
anyone born after 2000 is a 12 year old do not @ me
And he larps as russian soldiers on arma

Busy called me I
What if I'm born in 2000
@proud torrent
yeah ive heard of his big plans
someone has failed demotwink in life
If your born in 90βs your old as hell
Ion pop no xans man π£οΈ π₯
Iβm enlisting next year
So yes
you're*
summer school not workin

Predictable
liver failure
You're slovak?
natural selection
Itβs for math

in a twink?
Yes
Wild
the russian military is very homosexual
Look there were no bitches around okay I had to make do
we used to import them from the balkans
serbia and greece
All of them all
Eat hookers stupid ass π
What about Croatia and Slovenia
no more serbian twinks for ottomans
nah US military likes bitches and tits cuz we're badass
Oh you're Turkish
buds n babes
the penguin is lost
Idk bro eat trans hookers
By blood but not by nationality lol
Atleast then you got an excuse
Are you russian
no
It's still homo if it got a dick
eat them cock-first cuz ur gey
I live in America
No one has to know
You're right
p!avatar 465952437640101890
Love that artist
same
You seem like you'd be 5'8 110lbs @green schooner
what artist
5'4 at most
sadly no
"im gonna be a warrior of the motherland" meanwhile bro is 5'8 110 lbs
@river robin
Iβm 6β0 which makes it funny
Mother's twink
no lol
Yes.
im 6'2, take a seat lil fella
I'm 6'1
*pats u on ur head
Whos 6'3
nah, i'd win
let him go
How many cm
Girth?
Get a fan
16c π
That doesn't exist in dorm
oh.
Fr I'm 197


@tidal trellis Dude move out of pakistan
That doesn't look that hot
help me escape the heat
i CAN'T
its impossible
WHY
π 197.0cm (centimeters) is equal to 77.559in (inches)
36 with 26% humidity
But hey what do i know it's constantly 5 celcius where I live
he's 6'5
I need to go athartica
Likes to get below -0 at night sometimes
Worst part: black ice
I've crashed my motorcycle about 8 times from black ice
RAINBOW SIX FUCKING SIEGE MENTIONED π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨
Nearly went off a cliff once
yeah nice reference dude
Black ice is real
this is by far the most retarded and moronic statement I have read in my entire 19 years of living. "its not hot for me so it can't be that bad"
fucking clownshoes
black ice isnt real, black ice is an AXE flavor
R6 MENTIONED!1!!111
love this part of MK11
You're just a pussy
me

i was the worst MK player but i mained Johnny cage for the trolling potential
and the cowboy guy
Imagine not being able to handle the heat
mk11 is pretty doodoo
i slept for like 12 hours
ur trolling
Hello chat
Hey chat
Hey mota
you can't call this game good
π 200.0cm (centimeters) is equal to 6.562ft (feet)
no fucking way
Make it 12 years
AITA for having every balenciaga shoes except for the crocs?
Thats me
Delight
make it forever
My man
Should I kill myself? π€
my turn to sleep for 12 hours
mk11 is the worst of the franchise
Oguz lol
Have fun frota
Anyone know what nota posted to get the mota treatment
i will :3
mk11 is the only MK game i ever played and i found it to be an enjoyable video game
Hry all
Whatβs the mota treatment
poor guy
Wow im 3cm less to be 6'5
Its so over, no woman will ever want me...
Idk bro just getting muted
flop stop smugjaking
I should just come out of the closet at this point
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THERE IS BETTER MK GAMES THAN THIS
its a fun video game
okay im sure there is
I'm depressed
but it was a fun video game
Damn Iβm buzzing
Wtf
you only call it good cause is the only one you experienced so far
why hurt me this way cori
πͺ
πͺ
i said it's good, not "good compared to other MK games"
Didn't know you're a twink as well flop
dont care about the other MK games, MK11 was fun 
What a revelation
do not

damn, flopboy react has become universal
I'll leave you to it
this is not flop bullying hours rn, we discussing mortal kombat
What even is a twink 
Didn't know Flop was chill like that
Flop bullying time
Do people play MK still?
flop is an irate gamer right now
Wasn't familiar with his game
werent the last 3 MK games literal dog shit
every hour is flop bullying hour
Stop posting it
die
stop posting boyflop
You're making me hard
they were
next week
mk9, mkx and mk11 were all bad
Ngl it kinda looks like one of my discord kittens
and so was every last cod, fifa and other 20-30 series shit, but people still consume eagerly
tell me why mk11 is bad without mentioning the other MK games
yea that's flop irl
mw 2019 was alright
Mortal kombat is just boring
its bit hard to without taking the previous 3 games into consideratiom but even so, its story is absolutely bad
Wow he's gotta be one of the best looking twinks out there
he's single, go for it
okay guys you are taking it a bit f ar
and don't say story doesn't matter cause they spent money and resources on the STORYMODE
Guys
take a sidehoe
I can change that β€οΈ
i didnt realize MK games were played for a good story, i found its story to be amusing and fitting to the world it presented
mk11 has omniman right?
I already have too many
@tulip ravine @prisma quiver die both of u
another one can't hurt
Black male 6'1 with chief keef dreads from chicagistan
nah thats the new MK
no thats mk12 (or mk1? the new reboot)
Shut up you little mong your funny
I don't get the reference
Guys I found one. Im taken from now on
i think you mean chiraq
the new reboot is actually alright
mk story is amusing in a sense that they went full on marvel multiuniverse multitimeline multieverything
it is now absolutely everything and nothing at the same time
Multicock?
@pastel quartz apparently I betrayed this girl because I didnβt meet her last night 
i wish people still played soul calibur
Like Iβm sorry love but football manager calls me
did you tell her you would meet her
Wow that's rude
they surprisingly have a indepth story
No
Its impossible to find a multiplayer match in soul calibur
then she goofy
Understandable, the bitch was in the wrong
I'd rather play football than be with my gf
Women
HYDROS AT THE WHEEL TELL ME HOW GOOD DOES IT FEEL
FuΓball anyway not that shitty American Sport
Euros start soon 
TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP ENGLAND ENGLAND
already on iirc
I already have my bets predicted
i rather be wit my homies than with that dumb bitch
@tidal trellis this u?
Indeed
Don't lie
Iβve actually not been to a game in a while
That's your alt isn't it
I can't lie fool
Nothing is ever expensive for football
now lemme troubleshoot my spacebar its somehow fucked
Idk bro how many people did you do
what
You mean how many guys fucked him?
Yea
Smashed it like you smashed those guys?
Were* smashed by those guys
Bottom G
Is your name short for floppy penis?
Alr bro π
ITS LITERALLY PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BREAK IT LIKE THIS, HOW
He's trying to steer away from the topic
Maybe he got too horny from the bullying
You masochist
Doesn't even load bro
I had a day off from classes too
1.5 mb was smallest i could get it 
this is the worst filter ever you can say homo but not the g word or god willing
skip over the smoothie episode
actual joke of a bot
that one nearly made me puke
I think my only hope is that my dad can help me figure this shit out, he smarter than me so, only shot I got
I wonder if mods actually check the list of deleted messages
its gutwrenching
there's no list it's just a psyop
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knowing gamma mods, yes
confirm it ty
but not for slurs
its like the mr meaty tapeworm episode but live action
Alex with the misinformation π―
more like for people who realized they accidentally broke the rules and tried to remedy the rulebreak by removing the offending article from public view
We check every time, we take action if it is repeated and done with a malicious intent
its my duty
which the mods consider a further offense
so what i said, except with a bit extra
ok if I get banned soon we know they do check auto-modded messages 
I used to spread misinformation once...
strigoi did a little trolling
Those were the days
Send pics
the sun is rising, good night brainfarp
!falco
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finish your backlog
Soleil Levant?!
el sol va arriba
ii, lol

Doesn't matter anymore
can i try again?
Yes
god willing
get fucked
mashallah
okay theres something I can maybe to do to fix my spacebar
time to put on a song and get to it
Bro using greek or some shit 
LOOK AT MY NAME
lnshallah
OF COURSE I USE GREEK SHIT
christ the redeemer got my back
inshΠ°llΠ°h
JC made sure i had the chance to save myself
Ummm #πrules read the second rule π€
lnshallah
What a nice day in Greece - aaaand theres an orgy

man didnt get invited
wtf. server of the antichrist
Does that mean i can't talk about Hermeticism
dont check what mine is trust me
I know Japanese
age and gender of the participants?
@grizzled meadow 
But not Chinese
i sure hope you dont use google translate 
What about Czechia
I wasted my time learning Japanese because I thought that'll basically make Chinese easier to learn but nooo
No one told me that Japanese and Chinese is different
The second one
Thanks
At least I'll learn from my mistake
And not learn anymore stupid languages
i gotta go get food, and its 30 degrees outside

thank fuck i got white clothes
wont instantly be burnt to a crisp
yakuza bizarre adventure: stardust crusaders
literally a club called stardust in kiwami
Yeah this is apparently one of those references that you cannot get if you play 0 first instead of going through everything
glad i started with kiwami
It should be a "get it? get it? wink wink" to the Yakuza fans
that first KIRYU CHAN hit like a brick
Ah you started with Kiwami 1?
Chad behaviour

Prepare to be wtf'd by Kiwami 2
It's a different engine and with a different engine comes a different gameplay
I honestly didn't liked it
Especially because 0 and Kiwami 1 are essentially the same
The engine is the same = the gameplay is the same
Nope
wtf lol
0 and Kiwami 1: same engine
Kiwami 2: different engine
Y3 and Y4: different engine
Y5: should be the engine used by Y0
Y6: I think it's the same engine used in Kiwami 2
thats so weird
google says they're all dragon engine except for yak4 which was apparently UE4
google is probably wrong though
Wrong whoever wrote that article
@stone blade @pastel quartz
CJ FMM DA-MI CARUTA INAPOI 
Slightly better than moon runes
spacebar update
something had went missing, had a heartattack but found it
time to continue trying to play engineer
gta SA romania PEAK

Lol

Me building a settlement in fo4
Horses
Gmod irl
ORAΘUL MEU π·π΄ π·π΄ π·π΄ π·π΄ π·π΄ 



























why does balkan music make me feel mildly depressed
is it really that er, depressing? or what?
Because it was forced to be homogeneous with a certain culture that had years of fuckery and misery and melancholy?
Centuries of fuckery rather
Doomeresque
any time iedy or ivanko post those DOOT DOOT DOOT tunes I go "aw man"
grand canyon butthole blur
π
Without central AC or even a crummy windowac it's fucking shit
Hiii bussy
I passed out at 6pm just sweated the whole time
Water ain't doing shit
just like.. let it cool down or something idk...
Honestly it's almost temping to just go the grocery store stand near the frezers
so apparently physics education are not a thing in twinksandistan?
I studied physics fool
and passed





finally a day without overtime, i got home on time!

