🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

Which is why I only ever had relationships with Slavic girls as a Slav myself

[prisma quiver]

Bro she was almost taller than me though

Im 6‘1

[broken topaz]

based

based

based

based

based

[pastel quartz]

Metric please

[prisma quiver]

185

[broken topaz]

Can you give me her number

im 5'7

She will tower over me

[prisma quiver]

She is a horrible person

[broken topaz]

how horrible?

I can fix her

[prisma quiver]

But I am not going to get that personal

[pastel quartz]

I had a 25yo sugar mommy from Texas once who spent money on video games for me she was tall as well

[broken topaz]

😩

real

[prisma quiver]

My crush is also tall but

[pastel quartz]

She never even knew what I looked like

[prisma quiver]

Not as tall as my ex

Like 6‘0

[broken topaz]

Its not hard in germany to find women taller than me

[pastel quartz]

She was fucking hot and rich

[final rose]

People like these should be study

Why would they do that

[broken topaz]

Yea

im happy being short

infact

I wish i was shorter

[pastel quartz]

It's a bit more complicated

[prisma quiver]

My uncle is like 150cm

[pastel quartz]

Don't think I want to get into detail

[broken topaz]

your uncle is Danny DeVito?

[pastel quartz]

Fuck it's 1 am already and I have to get up early tomorrow

[prisma quiver]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

Guess I'll leave then

[broken topaz]

good idea

[prisma quiver]

I gotta get up at like 6 Broo

I have no job

😃

[broken topaz]

I can sleep in

get fucked

(i have no job)

And lectures i can watch from here

[pastel quartz]

And then go home

[broken topaz]

This is germany we all pay stupid tax

[prisma quiver]

Tax fraud

[broken topaz]

real

[prisma quiver]

Allegedly

Gn Germany

[pastel quartz]

Gute Nacht

[green schooner]

arent all germans

short

[broken topaz]

no

[prisma quiver]

Nah

[pastel quartz]

No

[green schooner]

sad

[broken topaz]

just me

[prisma quiver]

I know a 201cm guy

[pastel quartz]

I know like 4 dudes who are 2m tall

[broken topaz]

me too

Average is like what

178?

180?

[prisma quiver]

180?

Ish

Yea

[slender rock]

🤔

[pastel quartz]

Idk the average

[slender rock]

ugh

[green schooner]

tall

[broken topaz]

I know that the average woman in germany is about 3-5cm shorter than me

[pastel quartz]

He meant 201cm wide

[green schooner]

LOL

[green schooner]

I mean I know a 6'7 black dude

[prisma quiver]

💀

[green schooner]

that goes to my gym

so its realistic

[pastel quartz]

Idk how much 6'7 is

[broken topaz]

big

[pastel quartz]

I know that yeah

[prisma quiver]

Im 185

[green schooner]

tall

[slender rock]

same as poland apparently

[broken topaz]

200 cm

is 6'7

[prisma quiver]

Tallest in my fam by 1cm

[green schooner]

his name was andrei

he was cool tho

i love my black friends

[pastel quartz]

A black guy called Andrei

Wtf

[green schooner]

yes

thats tall

and

could beat everyones ass

he benched like

405

regular

[prisma quiver]

Kg

[green schooner]

lbs

[prisma quiver]

No

Kg

[green schooner]

FUCK KG

[broken topaz]

what

[green schooner]

ill convert it

[pastel quartz]

405kg lnfao

[broken topaz]

no way

[prisma quiver]

405kg

Goku

[broken topaz]

there aint no way

[green schooner]

183

kg

[pale ingot]

goog.

[prisma quiver]

405kg

[green schooner]

i use american measurements

hop off my dick

[broken topaz]

He can bench almost 7 of me

😩

[pastel quartz]

That's the weight of my left nut

[prisma quiver]

6806 hamburgers

[pastel quartz]

(I have a tumor help)

[slender rock]

Laos 5' 2"

[green schooner]

my gym just had all the old heads and all the highschoolers I went with

[slender rock]

lol

[green schooner]

so it was a mix of young teenage boys

[prisma quiver]

I was talking a walk and I saw an empty grass field

[green schooner]

and old dudes that can squat

like a ton

[prisma quiver]

And I thought to myself

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1247322074880544829/RPReplay_Final1713613413.mp4?ex=665f9ab4&is=665e4934&hm=7dab1f35d4ef047104f41593d62157c09a0eb52bf0639c6b303fe6703daf02fc&

[pastel quartz]

How are you talking to a walk are you Schizo

[prisma quiver]

Not gonna bother to fix that

[slender rock]

yes

[prisma quiver]

🖕

[slender rock]

no U

sit and spin on it

[green schooner]

I feel weak every day cause my brother can bench 161kg

[broken topaz]

how

[green schooner]

but hes older

so

I'll just blame that

[final rose]

Mama mia

[pastel quartz]

Buddy I don't even have a gym where I live

[green schooner]

lmfao

we have some shady

kill a hooker and eat her in a alley way

[prisma quiver]

I can bench 2 kilos

[green schooner]

type of gym

[prisma quiver]

Each side

😎

[broken topaz]

DIDNT YOU WANT TO GO TO BED

[pastel quartz]

I can bench one squirrel

[green schooner]

its like really hidden and you wouldn't know where it is

unless you knew someone

[pale ingot]

just do calisthenics or something

[prisma quiver]

I have 1/2 kids

[broken topaz]

I can lift my sword, thats all i need

[pastel quartz]

Are you upset that Bayernbube is still here or what

[slender rock]

Okaaay there hoss

[broken topaz]

no im just concerned for your well being

❤️

[green schooner]

the entrance is literally a dark alley way

in a crack head neighborhood

[prisma quiver]

I can eat americans

Thats all I need

[pastel quartz]

My well being has been ruined by the Abitur

[broken topaz]

I dunno it was easy up here

Never even studied for it

[prisma quiver]

Eat hookers for finals

[pastel quartz]

I had an exam today

[green schooner]

im already in the finals

loser

[prisma quiver]

I got my fremch exam back today

[broken topaz]

Abitur is piss compared to every single Uni assignment ive ever had

[slender rock]

you sure you want that

[pastel quartz]

Average Preußen education moment

No wonder y'all are stupid

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195104008952619101/1240324498125881374/attachment.gif?ex=665f3234&is=665de0b4&hm=00b01dbd1a1df8798eb6a6b1252bfdf2ae7f668053f2498085f3fd1b363f5af4&

[broken topaz]

we aint stupid

[pastel quartz]

Yes you are

[green schooner]

yes you are

[prisma quiver]

gut guter am gutesten

[green schooner]

you are known for making cars

and

thats about it

[broken topaz]

My part of germany doesnt make cars

Just

[green schooner]

then you just suck

[pastel quartz]

They don't even make cars in the north

[broken topaz]

Wind Energy, Vegetables

Guns

[pastel quartz]

Except VW

[green schooner]

peoples car

[prisma quiver]

I remembered at an old school

[broken topaz]

VW isnt in the north

[prisma quiver]

Very pretty nature

[pastel quartz]

You are a vegetable

[broken topaz]

:c

[prisma quiver]

Lots of grass in the middle of nowheew

[green schooner]

sounds lame

af

[broken topaz]

Im never gonna be concerned for your health again

:c

[prisma quiver]

Then they fucking build a car dealership next to it

[broken topaz]

Sig Sauer Germany has its HQ 2 villages over

[green schooner]

sig is shit

tho

[pastel quartz]

I was in the HQ of BMW and Audi cuz they are in Bavaria

[green schooner]

their guns misfire

[pastel quartz]

Where I live

[broken topaz]

Sig is not shit

[green schooner]

all the time

[vital zinc]

i am the top 5

[green schooner]

sig is SHIT

[prisma quiver]

h&cock

[green schooner]

their guns are KNOWN for misfiring

hecklor and koch

is the only one

that is good

[prisma quiver]

rheinmetall

[pastel quartz]

Hector and Cock

[prisma quiver]

Technically they make guns

[green schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsljmVh-GFQ

"SIG IS NOT SHIT"

MY ASS

[broken topaz]

What about walther

[prisma quiver]

Waltuh

[green schooner]

walther doesnt have a horrible rep

like sig

[vital zinc]

walter

[green schooner]

sig is

just shit

[broken topaz]

just dont drop your gun

stupid

Germans wouldnt drop their sig

[green schooner]

what if I fall

[broken topaz]

flimsy american hands

[prisma quiver]

Just throw your gun at the bad guy

[green schooner]

and while im carrying

[broken topaz]

flimsy american legs

[prisma quiver]

So it misfires in his face

[pastel quartz]

You don't drop your gun you use it to drop people smh

[green schooner]

im not

american

[broken topaz]

Clearly this is a skill issue

[green schooner]

its just a shit gun

[pastel quartz]

What are you then

[prisma quiver]

Who makes the leopard cannon

[green schooner]

im slovak

[prisma quiver]

Leopard twoop

[broken topaz]

My favourite Walther weapon is the G43

[prisma quiver]

Leo fliop

[pastel quartz]

Based

[prisma quiver]

Floop

[green schooner]

we dont use the sig for our police force for a reason

ITS SHIT

[broken topaz]

We dont use Sig either tbf

Atleast not commonly

[pastel quartz]

I as a Slav support any Slavic brotha

[prisma quiver]

Yall wear baggy jeans

[pastel quartz]

I don't wear pants

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wesley-snipes-gif-5584660563414908453

[green schooner]

i roam around naked

[prisma quiver]

Brooklyn in Nürnberg has nice baggy jeans

[broken topaz]

i dont wear jeans

[pastel quartz]

Whyyyyy second time you are raising your gun on meeeee

[prisma quiver]

I wear thongs exclusively

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[prisma quiver]

Im kidding

By the way

[broken topaz]

What

i dont like jeans

[green schooner]

cause I feel like your one of the people with 0.1 percent slavic history

[broken topaz]

I have slavic heritage

[green schooner]

its like americans showing they are 0.1 german

or irish

[prisma quiver]

Im croat hungarian

Am i slav

[pastel quartz]

Meanwhile both my parents are straight from Russia and I am Russian citizen

[green schooner]

croat..

[green schooner]

based

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-statue-stare-greek-gif-75658711477913430

[broken topaz]

Sorry to hear that

hope they get better

[prisma quiver]

Whats wrong with croatia

[pastel quartz]

Я и по русский говорю братишка не переживай

[prisma quiver]

Is good

[green schooner]

I don't speak russo

My family just helped during

the civil war

with the legion

[prisma quiver]

The one with captain america and iron man?

[pastel quartz]

Idk what my ancestors did in the civil war

[green schooner]

the ones with the train

that killed a ton of

red russians

[prisma quiver]

I don’t know slav history

[green schooner]

our history is just killing each other

over and over

for like the smallest thing

[prisma quiver]

German history is simular

30 year war core

[pastel quartz]

I only know my Volga German Ancestor fought for the Imperial Army against the Germans

[slender rock]

[green schooner]

yeah but

we have a war

every year

it doesnt matter where

it just happens

[prisma quiver]

We had two wars

To end all wars

[slender rock]

it didn't do SHIIIIT

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wesley-snipes-gif-5584660563414908453

[broken topaz]

we should go for a third

[green schooner]

yeah and who started the war?

a slav

LOL

A slavic started world war 1

[prisma quiver]

The uk started the 2nd on

TECHNICALLY

Uk and germany

[green schooner]

yeah but

ww2 wouldnt happen

[slender rock]

nah fastforward to mass extinction

[green schooner]

if he didnt

do what he did

so technically

he started ww1

and 2

[prisma quiver]

Hold on i have a gif for this

Stay here

[pastel quartz]

The second was started by the Japanese in 1937 on the Chinese technically

[green schooner]

LOL

[broken topaz]

thats the goal

[prisma quiver]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044331440877359215/1063563849292337182/image0.gif

[slender rock]

whats the hold up

[broken topaz]

The French started it way before that

when they fucked germany

after ww1

[slender rock]

I am ready cori

[broken topaz]

it was inevitable

[pastel quartz]

The French are a crime against humanity in their mere existence

[green schooner]

france got touched by germany

what

[slender rock]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[green schooner]

in the starting war those mfs starting marching in naopelon lines

and got cut down by mgs

😭

[broken topaz]

And they fucked us over with crazy post war sanctions and demands

[prisma quiver]

Guys should I start a third one

[broken topaz]

Bankrupted germany

Led to the rise of national socialism

[green schooner]

germany didnt even start ww1 and they got touched

LMFAO

i feel so bad

america was the only one trying to help germany

[pastel quartz]

Wait until you see how Hungary was punished

[green schooner]

and make them not pay

[prisma quiver]

Ja

[broken topaz]

And then the weimar constitution sucked so much ass

[pastel quartz]

Germany's treaty looks harmless in comparison to Hungary's

[broken topaz]

that it could be turned into a dictatorship so easily

[green schooner]

true

[broken topaz]

It do be true

[green schooner]

slavs LOVE war

we breath it

[prisma quiver]

How would europe react to germany expanding its army

[pastel quartz]

Considering that it was Austria in charge of the Habsburg Empire and not Hungary makes it even better

[green schooner]

good maybe

but they wont

[prisma quiver]

TRUE

[green schooner]

germany's army looks like do do shit fart rn

[prisma quiver]

Germany rich asf tho

[broken topaz]

Didnt we just spend a fuck ton of money the other year on our army?

Wasnt the plan to increase spending?

[prisma quiver]

Idk bro

[green schooner]

yet you guys cant even supply yourself with new tanks

[broken topaz]

just you wait

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1206661786691043359/1225820025127178390/the_looker.gif

[prisma quiver]

Leopard 2!!!

[broken topaz]

[prisma quiver]

bro

[pastel quartz]

Yeah but as per usual it was spent and no one knows where

[green schooner]

poland will be europe's powerhouse

[prisma quiver]

[green schooner]

i swear

they are preparing

[broken topaz]

honestly real

[prisma quiver]

They will

[green schooner]

i know my bf was drafted and he was able to void it

they are calling like

every reservist

[broken topaz]

Isnt conscription also a topic in germany again?

I've heard it mentioned a few times

[prisma quiver]

You are homo?

[green schooner]

yuh

I have a polish bf

[prisma quiver]

Ah

Like flop

[green schooner]

LOL

[broken topaz]

Not that bad support politically for getting conscription going again in germany

[crude osprey]

omoh

[broken topaz]

iirc

[green schooner]

he served a couple years on the belarus border

[broken topaz]

I cant get conscripted luckily

[green schooner]

and then got discharged cause of a tattoo

[broken topaz]

im too mentally ill

[green schooner]

so he was put into the reserves

[prisma quiver]

They gonna have a rematch after like 80 years or sum?

[green schooner]

yes you are

[pastel quartz]

I can't get conscripted cuz I simply will leave the country

[prisma quiver]

I can

[broken topaz]

Yea that wasnt a joke

I have too many diagnoses

[crude osprey]

i am a conscript and also omoh

[green schooner]

just dont get

diagonsed

[prisma quiver]

Salut

[green schooner]

im enlisting right after highshool

[broken topaz]

I kinda needed to

[prisma quiver]

Ça va?

[broken topaz]

how to do the funny thing under the C

on a regular keyboard

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/leg-cast-broken-leg-gif-9693590

[prisma quiver]

Idk

[broken topaz]

:c

[slender rock]

not if I help

[pastel quartz]

I don't want to go to Bundeswehr

[slender rock]

🙂

[green schooner]

im not in germany anyways

[slender rock]

which leg first mota

[green schooner]

Im gonna work for

[prisma quiver]

I will either become very overweight or underweight if a war including germany starts

[slender rock]

left or right

[green schooner]

lockheed

martin

[pastel quartz]

Yes I know

[green schooner]

we in another cold war

🗣️

[prisma quiver]

Third leg

[broken topaz]

Honestly I think 2 years of military service could fix me

[slender rock]

it's too early for that

[broken topaz]

send me to the front lads

[prisma quiver]

I don’t like war

[pastel quartz]

If a war between Russia and NATO starts I will simply join the side that is winning with my two citizenships

[prisma quiver]

I don’t want to kill people

So

[broken topaz]

coward

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-statue-stare-greek-gif-75658711477913430

[broken topaz]

just like the italians

[broken topaz]

spineless

[pastel quartz]

That was a joke

[green schooner]

falco is going to be summoed

[broken topaz]

Im not a nationalist

however

I will stand with germany

[pastel quartz]

I am though

But not a German one

[prisma quiver]

Damn one of my warns is tuff

[broken topaz]

Bavarian Nationalist

[green schooner]

its normal for all slavics to be nationalist

for something

[prisma quiver]

I was quoting sum I heard on shorts

I am not a nazi

[broken topaz]

I too want Bavaria to be its own nation

[dreamy flax]

⚠️ Warnings: moatofalltime

@weary kindle @ <t:1715191641:f>

quoting nazi germany anthem. try again bozo

@heavy peak @ <t:1706120310:f>

Rule #2: No war related posts

@grizzled meadow @ <t:1708726972:f>

N-word in video, unlucky

⚠️ Warnings: _charon_1

@weary kindle @ <t:1708961084:f>

your first one. go to reading the #📄rules . continue to talk about politics and the ru/ua war and we turn them into mutes

[broken topaz]

[green schooner]

sad

[dreamy flax]

⚠️ Warnings: cori._.

@grizzled meadow @ <t:1705491260:f>

Nice work on snitching on yourself

@uncut obsidian @ <t:1708758855:f>

don't use fword

[broken topaz]

Mwadi

[pastel quartz]

Yes please I don't want to feed Berlin with my tax money

[green schooner]

madi isnt mod

appeal fr...

[broken topaz]

yea fair enough

Honestly

[green schooner]

you can give me your money

[broken topaz]

The russians could have just kept all of berlin

[pastel quartz]

Österreich-Bayern would be the goat

I want that

A neutral country

[broken topaz]

Kaiser Söder

[prisma quiver]

I hate war

[pastel quartz]

Amen

[green schooner]

we know

[prisma quiver]

I hate irl war

[broken topaz]

König Seehofer had a nicer ring to it

😔

[prisma quiver]

Videogame war is fucking awesome

[green schooner]

my family breaths it

idk why

but i shall follow

like a guardsmen

in 40k

[prisma quiver]

My great grandpa served

In ww2

[broken topaz]

My dad dodged the draft

[prisma quiver]

Mine didn’t

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/622320064850558996/1108144527375605760/IMG_5730.gif

[prisma quiver]

Lost a leg, got sent home

[pastel quartz]

The last guy in my family to serve is my grandpa in the Soviet army in the 1970s

[broken topaz]

My great grandpa died in the baltic sea

On a ship

sunk by the russians

[prisma quiver]

My dad served, brother, grandpa, great grandpa

[green schooner]

warsaw pact kinda split us

so

we just be everywhere

[pastel quartz]

Wait a minute

My grandpa's uncle was a Soviet sailor (although in the Northern Fleet not the Baltic one)

In WW2

[green schooner]

his great great uncle

killed your family

[broken topaz]

I believe it was sunk by plane

Ferrying Refugees back to germany

[pastel quartz]

I got family all over the place too, in the US, in Germany, Russia, Kazakhstan, Serbia, Montenegro, Australia, Thailand, New Zealand and maybe somewhere else

[prisma quiver]

ça va?

[pastel quartz]

No french

[prisma quiver]

:(

[pastel quartz]

A lot of my ancestors were deported by Stalin

From the Volga region to Siberia

[green schooner]

saddish

well

im gonna larp

in arma

[broken topaz]

MAN

UNKNOWN

200 METERS

FRONT

[green schooner]

uh

i play arma larp servers that deals with

certain events

[broken topaz]

I know

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wesley-snipes-gif-5584660563414908453

[broken topaz]

i used to do milsim

[green schooner]

falco when he sees me

[prisma quiver]

I play arma reforger nato vs ru servers

[pastel quartz]

Now I go to bed now that the chat seems to die down

[broken topaz]

gnite DönerBob

[prisma quiver]

À bientôt!

[green schooner]

TRUE

[green schooner]

but i lead a ru tank division

it just be like that

but its fun

[prisma quiver]

It’s not like full milsim for me

[pastel quartz]

Guade Nocht du Drecksdepp

[prisma quiver]

It’s realism based but pretty much

[broken topaz]

<3

[green schooner]

LOL

[prisma quiver]

Realistic battlefield 4

[green schooner]

its a full milsim

you got your crews

your command structure

arty support

etc

[prisma quiver]

It’s not for me

[prisma quiver]

I don’t like full milsim

[broken topaz]

Im gonna go and try to learn to enjoy RTS

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/evelyn-baldur's-gate-3-leak-preview-hd-gif-4541929101502788941

[green schooner]

smash

[green schooner]

i do cuz

btr crew

is fun

same with t80

90*

and bmp

[prisma quiver]

I hate french

Je n‘aime pas la français

[prisma quiver]

Valid

[green schooner]

im joking

its not a dude

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/lalo-salamanca-smile-car-windows-down-gif-16958759

[prisma quiver]

Ah

Still valid

Oh yea I forgot

U like flopgender

[green schooner]

???

[drowsy solstice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1162727009416396820/1247255604486213653/20240603_141659.jpg?ex=665f5ccc&is=665e0b4c&hm=ae2743eb3ad82293d9216e0cd41525c9515d75b17c0085a975c09aec7c74b41f&

[prisma quiver]

Homosexual

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/622320064850558996/1108144527375605760/IMG_5730.gif

[prisma quiver]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195104008952619101/1247308593125134466/attachment.gif?ex=665f8e26&is=665e3ca6&hm=bf985c6347c296855c19d3a1d662af8d8fe0c466c95bac41c705820a496ae806&

g CD er vc KH FG bv

😃

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wesley-snipes-gif-5584660563414908453

[prisma quiver]

I’m straight

Unlike floop

[green schooner]

ok bud

[prisma quiver]

But

A price is always negotiable

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/the-shah-of-iran-phil-gif-23048091

[prisma quiver]

Madirexcore

Atom

Oppaiheimee

Oppenheimer

[wintry trail]

https://tenor.com/view/vito-cheeks-gif-24693403

[prisma quiver]

Wsg link

The plug

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904058827534635038/930567811888201788/speed.gif

[toxic sundial]

I have one of these

[drowsy solstice]

Based

I need flamethrower in gamma

[drowsy solstice]

Fair enough

[toxic sundial]

I doubt it'd be any good

Rising storm 2 Vietnam is the only video game that got flamethrowers right

[broken topaz]

Rising stom 1 had em too

Roasted those Banzai charging japanese with em

[pale ingot]

rs2 vietnam is pretty fun

[pastel quartz]

HEY!
Funny, yeah that's funny REAL FUNNY GUYS
you know what IM GONNA, AUGHHHH DAMN IT!

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/two-trucks-lemon-demon-gif-21026501

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/900559197744279553/945884782468948108/IMG_5411.gif

[pale ingot]

oh my god tf2 profile picture? #killtf2 #killtf2 #killtf2 #killtf2 #killtf2

[pastel quartz]

Overwatch died before TF2 did lmao

[pale ingot]

who cares about overwatch

yo game fucked

and valve wont ever come back to save it

[drowsy solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/793130828728893441.png?v=1&size=64&quality=lossless

[drowsy solstice]

Why is this so funny

[ruby minnow]

i wish i had premium right now

[broken topaz]

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1247346630513000540/IMG_3358.mp4?ex=665fb193&is=665e6013&hm=e12f79cec89857fce5de42399ee6e5e22475e132ab27ab434753d029660cbc9d&

[sterile dome]

I’d lend you mine if I still had it :u

I know the feels

[ruby minnow]

its actually going to make me pay for nexus prem

i will not click downlaod

for 786 times

[fading shuttle]

you want an autodl script?

i can send you a link, you are using wabbajack right?

[ruby minnow]

yup

i looked at github

and found one but

it doesn't seem to work

[fading shuttle]

what doesnt work

[ruby minnow]

https://github.com/M1n-74316D65/Wabbajack-fast-downloader?tab=readme-ov-file

this

[fading shuttle]

wtf is this

[ruby minnow]

found it in a discussion

[river robin]

Boring.
You never post anything good.

[pastel quartz]

hey let me out of brainfart

[primal kiln]

[pastel quartz]

bro it's been like a year

[river robin]

Doesn’t make my statement false.
Nice red herring fallacy

Retard

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/192061895245692928/1247333553948065843/mug_maniac.mp4?ex=665fa565&is=665e53e5&hm=2b8879f60855ceccb1e3b98e34b76e4eff955da501a0ae187553db852a99b0ba&

[pastel quartz]

two brainfarters arguing

[river robin]

I’m calling him what he is.
He is coping.
Simple as.

[river robin]

Why is it a video and not a gif.
Moron.

[pastel quartz]

shut the fuck up mongoloid

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1247363284303085701/RPReplay_Final1715399606.mov?ex=665fc115&is=665e6f95&hm=8080f25e1c2234fec8317bac8d04067a0bc0f2d0fc1ec44a9290c533c20038d1&

[river robin]

No

[river robin]

You

Dumbass

[pastel quartz]

this server still sucks ass

[river robin]

My brother in Christ, it’s you who sucks ass and you who makes the server suck ass

Leave

[pastel quartz]

i literally joined 5 mins ago

[river robin]

Already exiled?

[pastel quartz]

its been in place for over a year

[undone wave]

oh I remember you

[river robin]

“I joined a minute ago”
“I’ve been exiled a year”
???

[pastel quartz]

i join and try and get out but mods dont want to help

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067816851024916481/1246048967511511112/ba9eea8222b99499bbd59012e1016d7bd9966834.gif

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-payday-drill-drill-issue-gif-26749618

[pastel quartz]

are u fucking dumb

the role doesn't disappear if you leave

[river robin]

So you’re a persistent retard

Most don’t come back.

[pastel quartz]

u sound like the riddler, fuck off bro

[river robin]

You’re still boring

[undone wave]

ooo the exiles are fighting

[pastel quartz]

no

this guy just got a chip on his shoulder

[visual stirrup]

several

[river robin]

The only thing chipped is your skull from when you were dropped while younger.

[undone wave]

Ryry is just brainfart's resident Ivan
His sole purpose is to bitch about everything

[undone wave]

a potato chip if you will

[pastel quartz]

cool

u got a bot to react to you

[river robin]

Bot always reacts when you say skull, slow boy

[uncut yew]

[visual stirrup]

☠️

[pastel quartz]

ur gonna get a skullfade in a minute

[visual stirrup]

huh

[river robin]

posts a seal
no context
not a meme
not funny
It’s just filler.
This is why you’re exiled.
Brainrot behavior

[pastel quartz]

im going to eat your innards for breakfast

[visual stirrup]

the same could be said of the majority of your posts, rytard

[river robin]

Ugh yes eat me yes please

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[pastel quartz]

there's nothing wrong with posting cute animals

get a fucking grip n channel ur rage into something productive

instead of being the designated server bitch

[visual stirrup]

just block him
there's no reasoning with him

[pastel quartz]

@grizzled meadow let me out of brainfart

[pastel quartz]

random 6 month old shit post

[pastel quartz]

i don't even have stalker installed

[grizzled meadow]

ryry baiting users into raging, I can go to bed smiling

[pastel quartz]

get me out of here falco omg

[grizzled meadow]

[pastel quartz]

all i did was tell that annoying guy to shut up

[visual stirrup]

ryry baits masterfully
that's the only way he can get pleasure

he's a master baiter

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine taking ryry for real, couldn't be me
What's next, believing Alex when he says something? lol

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/disengage-star-trek-picard-do-not-engage-gif-14124857450782553427

[toxic sundial]

Make this a bot command that pings Falco 8 times but is only active between 1 and 3 am Italy time

Please

🙏

[grizzled meadow]

ryry type faster I want to sleep

[river robin]

Can’t a man make people angry for his own amusement?

[toxic sundial]

Ah shit he's here

[pastel quartz]

bro nobody likes jostabeer

[pastel quartz]

i was doing community service

[river robin]

Go to bed

[uncut yew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1066752640790298684/1110409362360508517/image0.gif

[pastel quartz]

i do

[deep topaz]

me

[visual stirrup]

Ryry serves a special role in brainfart
he IS the punishment
that's why nobody has banned him yet

[grizzled meadow]

He does

[pastel quartz]

um

[grizzled meadow]

Bruh

[pastel quartz]

so how can i get out of brainfart

[uncut yew]

Have you considered simply not doing whatever it is you are doing?

[grizzled meadow]

It's too late for me to moderate, I'll just tell the others for later

[pastel quartz]

i want to be normal again

[river robin]

Nah this one gets a yikes from me bro.
Not even going to call you boring. This is sad.
Pedophilia isn’t funny, friend.

[uncut yew]

Falco saving it for a morning snack

[grizzled meadow]

Prepare your goodbyes to Kota, it probably is his last breath

[toxic sundial]

Alr chat sucks tonight see ya tomorrow folks

[grizzled meadow]

When did it happen

[river robin]

Bro tried to be not boring for once in his life and let his real self slip

[pastel quartz]

like over a year ago, i called josta guy an idiot or something

i leave and rejoin every so often cause this channel is so bad

[grizzled meadow]

It seriously is late for me and I'm going to bed fr, his faith will be judged by probably the first moderator who will see the thing, he's probably dead

[river robin]

If they see it and it doesn’t get buried under other posts

[grizzled meadow]

I mean you asked for it

[grizzled meadow]

They will

I don't forget

[pastel quartz]

times been served

[toxic sundial]

I'm tired

[river robin]

Go to sleep then

[pastel quartz]

and i was in the right

[river robin]

Duh

[toxic sundial]

At work

[visual stirrup]

six months ban for disrespecting a mod
another six months for revealing secrets

[grizzled meadow]

You're never in the right by insulting someone

[river robin]

I know how that feels.

[toxic sundial]

At a new post today

[pastel quartz]

he wasn't even a mod at the time that's how long ago it was

[toxic sundial]

The trespass binder is actually like 4 pounds

[uncut yew]

You guys really should accompany exile with a bot warning, if nothing else than to keep the time so you know when someone has been here for long enough

[pastel quartz]

ok ok but come on

blessed

thank you

[grizzled meadow]

#🎪bruh-fart message
You are free but again

[pastel quartz]

bye brainfart

[toxic sundial]

By by

https://tenor.com/view/quby-high-five-wave-pentol-qubysani-gif-19935273

[uncut yew]

We will welcome you with crossed arms when you return next week. Josta is going to chain you to the fence

[toxic sundial]

Fentanyl

[dreamy flax]

📂 falco94 Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 6 entrie(s)```fix
ID: 717502
Action: UNMUTE
User: 926183234700705812
Responsible: 146741297875517440
Reason: if your phone spams one more tiem you get double
Timestamp: 10 May 2024, 14:24 (UTC)

ID: 717500
Action: MUTE
User: 926183234700705812
Responsible: 146741297875517440
Reason: Spam
Timestamp: 10 May 2024, 14:20 (UTC)

[pastel quartz]

well ill rejoin the server when i redownloaded stalker

[visual stirrup]

insulting people is punishable now?
when are you getting rid of ryry?

[pastel quartz]

yea that guy called me a retard within 2 mins of me joining

[river robin]

[pastel quartz]

whats that all about

[grizzled meadow]

I just said that he deserved what he got
A year worth of exile is clearly too much but it's not my fault either if he leave the server or doesn't even ask

[toxic sundial]

But was it deserved?

[pastel quartz]

ive asked a bunch of times!!!!!!

[river robin]

Remember
You’re here forever

[pastel quartz]

well maybe you are

[grizzled meadow]

Did you asked me? No? Perish, I'm not the whole moderation team

[uncut yew]

Just think of ryry as the local town weirdo that walks around in a bathrobe screaming at people, makes him easier to understand

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-of-the-caribbean-davy-gif-27098006

[pastel quartz]

somebody gave me into trouble for pinging you to ask lmao

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine believing people instead of just trying

[toxic sundial]

Complaining is how you get exhiled again, you are supposed to run and not look back @pastel quartz

[uncut yew]

Pings Grok

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[grizzled meadow]

Yes and I'm the big bad Punisher

[visual stirrup]

doesn't change the facts
if insulting people is punishable by exile, then behaving like a petulant child in all of your posts deserves a ban
or a mute

[toxic sundial]

Him and I are friends don't worry

[river robin]

Death

[visual stirrup]

Grok will personally come to your house and strangle you

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/i-did-it-because-i-liked-it-i-did-it-because-i-liked-it-punisher-punisher-daredevil-punisher-court-scene-punisher-court-speech-gif-9280760464850102883

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

[pastel quartz]

he was good in the punisher but i didnt really like the show that much

[toxic sundial]

Check my first mute, we have a rapport

[pastel quartz]

great.acting but felt low budget and low stakes

jon is cool af tho

[grizzled meadow]

Complaining for clownery in the memes channel is like the pot calling the kettle black

[river robin]

doesn’t block right away
still reads them
keeps reading them
These are paid actors Fuckinski, I’m not really being mean online.

[visual stirrup]

didn't you ban alex for blocking you?

[grizzled meadow]

Alex is still here

Take your meds

[pastel quartz]

thoughts @river robin

[visual stirrup]

are you gonna erase the receipts before I get to them?

[river robin]

Ai voice.
Garbage.

Brainrot zoomer content

[pastel quartz]

looks like your mother

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I did banned him but we do mistakes in the heat of passion, I did said it wasn't "appropriate" etc., it's all out in public, I don't delete anything

[pastel quartz]

sorry that was rude

[green schooner]

so true

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-neutron-jimbo-hugh-neutron-jimmy-neutron-dad-mistakes-gif-27324077

giving mutes and bans for inoffensive shit
but still letting the gadfly in the house

[grizzled meadow]

Don't be baited by ryry and laugh more, it's internet, not real life, imagine getting angry because ryry said "your meme sucks"

[river robin]

These are paid actors falco

They have to react it’s what they’re being paid to do

[toxic sundial]

Ryry is a good filter, if you can't handle him you probably shouldn't even be here

[visual stirrup]

I know he's a shit
you know he's a shit
everyone else knows he's a shit

just formalize it boss
he acts like he doesn't want to be here
so help him leave

[toxic sundial]

Too many chatters get the slightest pushback and have an autistic meltdown

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/wormtongue-grima-gif-19016853

[toxic sundial]

So many important schizos have fallen, Daniel Larson is finally in jail.

Who do I laugh at now?

It's all been downhill after they got McAfee

[uncut yew]

Imma be real, earlier when S5 posted the Mr. Crabs video ridiculing my weak attempt at a joke, I felt my blood boil, my body tightened, my adrenaline pumped. That is to say that I would have murdered him with a plastic spoon had he been next to me yep, definitely 💯 frfr 🐟 🧢
Saying someone's meme sucks is the equivalent to stabbing their mother, you should know this Falco.

[grizzled meadow]

The day you'll understand that everything is done for the bit, you'll live better, Alex does everything for the bit and he doesn't care, it's just how it is

[toxic sundial]

IT STILL WORKED

[uncut yew]

"attempt"

[toxic sundial]

.2 seconds after reading kotas message I saw the react appeared

[river robin]

Too much internet.
Flew too close to the sun in typing this, came out looking extra special.
Respect

[toxic sundial]

We truly are all just farming Falco kekws

[uncut yew]

It was only really meant for Falco anyway, not farming with this one

[grizzled meadow]

I totally know because I went through this as well, that's why I'm saying what I'm saying

[visual stirrup]

I am well beyond that point

[river robin]

[grizzled meadow]

This fucking channel in a nutshell istg

[toxic sundial]

I want to go home

[grizzled meadow]

ryry does his usual bait, people get mad, they get called out for it, "I WAS ONLY PRETENDING I'M A BRAINFARTER 🤙"

[grizzled meadow]

Here you can see the usual "let me out of brainfart", just to then live in here

[visual stirrup]

imagine telling the same joke over and over again
and being surprised when people stop laughing

[pastel quartz]

im leaving

[toxic sundial]

I am so beyond over clips of this movie with skibi language dub

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-definitionofinsanity-farcry3-insanity-gif-4899376

[pastel quartz]

bye falco thanks for getting me out

[toxic sundial]

IT FUCKING SUCKS

[pastel quartz]

i cant wait to rejoin the server rp channel

[grizzled meadow]

Same, I'm starting to hate the movie and I still have to watch it once

[grizzled meadow]

Damn that shit is still going?

[toxic sundial]

I haven't even seen it

[grizzled meadow]

Same

[river robin]

Imagine telling the same joke over and over again but people keep falling for the punchline

[toxic sundial]

!wormy

[split canyon]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1243674002824630332/wormy.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

DOUGH!!!

[toxic sundial]

[grizzled meadow]

You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that?

[pastel quartz]

you hear the one about the chinese godfather?

[grizzled meadow]

Kota will probably die in few hours, send prayers

[toxic sundial]

Cut off one head...

[river robin]

Died a warrior.
Lived a weirdo. I mean hero.

[uncut yew]

But wat if he is really funny before the other Mods wake up?
Like 10 x on multiple posts

[grizzled meadow]

The deed is done

They will see

He fucked up

[pastel quartz]

ryry

[grizzled meadow]

Stupid fucking cat

[uncut yew]

irl deathrun, all the kids are going to want to try

[ruby minnow]

If you want to escape a ban gotta DM feet pics to falco

I did it before

[grizzled meadow]

That's the fastest way to get banned

[toxic sundial]

True

[pastel quartz]

that's the mk ultra car

cat

[river robin]

Yeah there’s another user you should send them to

[grizzled meadow]

Don't even try to send me that shit, I will ban

[grizzled meadow]

busy

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-old-man-bye-tears-gif-3577944

o7

[grizzled meadow]

Horrible

[uncut yew]

[grizzled meadow]

Jfc

[toxic sundial]

I will remember you brother

[ruby minnow]

Yeah and tell them about how the nsfw rp channel is not real

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mind-control-mkultra-cat-cat-grabbed-attack-gif-3791628660102132848

[toxic sundial]

Falco you have to be the one to do it

It can't be anyone else

[river robin]

A martyr, perhaps?

[uncut yew]

I'm fucking wheezing
sorry @grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

I'm sleeping, I could ban him for a pedophilia joke

[toxic sundial]

I know, I know

But he has to

It's his responsibility

[grizzled meadow]

That's what it is basically

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/bunnies-george-point-of-mice-and-men-gif-16131327

If you know

[pastel quartz]

lmao that movie is so good

hahahahaha

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, have you read what it says?

[river robin]

Book is just as good

[grizzled meadow]

And?

[grizzled meadow]

Give name

[river robin]

Of mice and men

[uncut yew]

Pro tip: don't send stuff that talks about how nice 13 year old boys' penises are

[pastel quartz]

We read it in school like 12 years ago

good book

[toxic sundial]

It's basic middle school reading for americans

Good story

Very sadge

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck it big bad Punisher and then bed even if I don't want to see what will happen later

[pastel quartz]

it's about a retard

basically

[toxic sundial]

I mean yeah but like jeez man

What the hell

Cmon

[pastel quartz]

and he likes cats

could be a book about @open laurel

[toxic sundial]

It's rabbits regard

[pastel quartz]

regard

[delicate trench]

No

[pastel quartz]

i think you meant to say retard

[river robin]

Yes

[dreamy flax]

@open laurel (kotaisunhinged) has been banned for reason: Horrible gif about pedophilia, it's amazing how the human mind can reach such levels of brainfartness

[grizzled meadow]

🍞

[river robin]

Gone but not forgotten

[pastel quartz]

lol u actually did it

[river robin]

Blood sacrifice.

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-kyle-mclusky-mayor-of-kingstown-emotional-grieving-gif-23811748

[grizzled meadow]

I never play when it's serious

[uncut yew]

"Highly regarded individual" in traditional language = A person of good renown.
"Highly regarded individual" in modern internet lingo = Mega retard

[pastel quartz]

gif was fucked up yeah

[toxic sundial]

Guys nobody pay attention to any newcomers with a name ending in -ota thanks

[pastel quartz]

mega regard

[river robin]

[toxic sundial]

Wait frog wasn't even here for this

@glad carbon

[river robin]

Frog has me blocked he couldn’t handle me.
He would blame me 100%

[toxic sundial]

You are a dickwad sometimes though I get it

[uncut yew]

Damn, all my frequently used emojies got fucked from rewriting the fps optimization guide so many times, I have to scroll down to find simple shit again
Ah yes a 👥 how useful

[grizzled meadow]

Same

Not on mobile though, still have them all

[delicate trench]

What does the bread mean?

[grizzled meadow]

DOUGH!!!

[uncut yew]

🍞

[grizzled meadow]

It's an inside joke

[delicate trench]

? I just came back and I’m missing context

[toxic sundial]

🍞

[grizzled meadow]

This is the context

[toxic sundial]

Good guide though it was worth

[delicate trench]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-funny-bread-dumb-gif-27636243

[grizzled meadow]

!wormy // the "oooh!' at the end sound like "dough", here's the joke

[split canyon]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1243674002824630332/wormy.mp4

[ruby minnow]

what is this emoji even

[toxic sundial]

Having a 300 mod large complete overhaul run better than Star Field is well embarrassing for those Star Field devs

[ruby minnow]

what depths of russian internet did it come from

[uncut yew]

Yep, only took several months of work (+ my immense procrastination) to get this shit out.

[river robin]

The Slavs. Ask them

[river robin]

Idk what you expected from Bethesda

[grizzled meadow]

Still don't know myself

I think it means ybil but I'm probably strong, which should be close to "alas", "unlucky" and such

[uncut yew]

I am single handily responsible for delaying the fps guide by around 2 months

[toxic sundial]

🌲 🌲

[ruby minnow]

i hate wabbajack

[delicate trench]

Didn’t I tell you

[ruby minnow]

i got auto downloading sorted