#🎪bruh-fart
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beans on toast is actually underrated though, I made it for a few of my uni mates who moved from America and they loved it 
no man you're right we reproduce through scientific means
what type of beans
Something something queen turk
overused joke
Haricot beans
Exactly
oh... those... no thank you
he's streaming there all day
It depends on how you make them tbh, sometimes they are disgusting but if you buy them dried and make your own sauce up they are really good
Anyways my main point was that my city has about zero turk presence so idk where to get doner
where do you live
Not that I've really tried hard looking I'm sure there's some somewhete
OH GOD
OH MY GOD
i will call my people
Kansas City
Alright
A X files game exist for ps 2
aga meksikadan amerikaya mı kaçtın
in$h@llah
Just yell about serbia or greece or something really loud and one will show up
I live on the north side and work in the center, open somewhere in-between so I can stop on my way home
doner isini genisletmek lazim aga
kolonize edicez dunyayi daha
Do not write doner to gif section
and do not send the first gif
holy shit its saddam hussein
Send me 20 donna and lahmacun and kadayif
i don't know your adress
I hate calculus
What’s 2-2
what is the nearest kebab joint
21
-1
Actually hold on let me look it up
There’s that many
I cannot live without a calculator
Ironically unless you do something with maths I’ve never used more then basic maths in my life 
I cant solve these weird ass questions without it
Sadly I'm a chemist
Lol the only kebab place is over half an hour away and on the very southern side of the city
The bad side
same
That was my second choice before programming actually
I got accepted to a research group
Well biochemistry
I'm going to synthesize organic solar cells
There's none in my city pretty much, and it's known for having food from all over
Your gonna photosynthesise fr
damb
they still teach you the thermo and other weird ass chemistry fields
Donaless
Gonna have to ship syno and like 12 of his guys over and open a place up
Doner embassy
Meanwhile in my town of 5000 people at 2:15 am
I’ve got my next programming project
A bee / fly anti aircraft gun
my heart is inocent how can you arrest it
Well there's gyro places but Idgaf about Greece I want that kebab
Big meat on a spinning pole
Do not cook
Ever
🤢
yes
Man im so hungry i could eat a horse
@glad carbon
1300 plat, feelsgoodman
euro mod team 
Imagine being american
you
We are already ceasing stuff to a certain country in war and sending it somewhere else
@glad carbon
hiiii :3
2 TIMES in a row
Does that mean I gotta double kill myself
Obviously
It was an allusion to the things I said earlier
.
hey frort
tiktok heavy like a brinks truck
5th all nighter in a row babyyy, I'm absolutely losing it holy shit
I was playing the division survival earlier and I dumped a mag at the air because I thought there was an enemy there
Sota!
Mota!
Your future self will hate you sm
It could kill itself
Speaking of experience here
Well I'm dying anyways, that's why I can't sleep
Dying to what
If it's alright asking
The doctors don't really know and I'm waiting to get samples taken
been waiting for two months
Orange stapler
Oh Jana🥺

How many hours and drive space did it cost you?
Oh I Installed Skyrim again recently so It's only 99 mods for now, I'm finishing first all the visual mods to create the LOD and moving forward to install more mods
Only 20GB for now, but soon will be easily 160GB or more
Seems about right
death stranding effect
?
I love vrchat, man
this is hellblade 2 right
Skyrim
that aint skyrim
Yep It is
So TAA is possible responsable for this blur when my character moves right?
I don't know if you guys can notice
Lmao did it actually work?

Coward
where is onion knight

hi kota
hi
What?
Disabled ping in reply
Bruh

Id love me some baked chicken rn
Same
Fack youuu

peak german humor
@glad carbon
I just finished putting a hitch in a back of a car and now I’m all covered with dirt and wd40 and other substances










boykisser in Crossout
target practice
I think thats the guy who sold the world
my fav song from mgs
is here to you
I ain't gon lie bruh
there's so many women right , billions of them
and earth still not clean
shes very well animated
i thought you'd be after the bear in the eyepatch
i cant believe he killed himself in that episode
quite lierally
over the course of the original volumes tom died legit multiple times
first one was I think with the ghost episode where the vacuum took away his lives
also the paper airplanes one
and they were grabbing his tail
I want her to kick me in the balls
@glad carbon honestly lots of great episodes
nearly everyone is iconic
with some gag happening
wordington delight
can't believe she swallows at the end

this was peak art deco
frfr
the 3 musketeers episode too
REAL

you could at least make it into ardei umpluti or sarmale ffs
Boy dinner
didntask
Upset stomach speedrun any percent
Unless when its to run over a turk
happy child's day my fellow racists
let us pray the kids grow up strong and racist
I think this is the one time I'm glad you said racist instead of something else for "child's day"
I could've said parents but I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemies
I didn't like piper 
so angry?
I wonder is there a pride month for like mentally ill people like schizos?
why would you be proud of being schizo
"Yeah I'm proud of being gangstalked"
That's why I'm wondering
That's everyday for me
Turns out, there is in a way
It's called mad pride but idk if they have like an entire month for themselves
average american L
Imagine being at a mad pride rally
you live in romania
It's like asking for a horrible event to happen
Tbh having an entire month just for pride seems pretty egotistical and narcissistic but maybe that's just me
I'd attend it
Just to see what happens
What about black history month?
wheres my month
I want a month dedicated to just me
Idk why that needs to celebrated on a singular month, if you're black and you're proud of what your people have achieved why not just do it all year round or something
good morning shitfart.............. its.. its my birthday....
happy birthday you dumb ukrainianmsn...
fym ukrainian
Happy ham birthday
I don't even celebrate white inventions, why would i celebrate the achievements of better people than me?
i thought you were
im romanian dipshit
If i had a time machine I'd steal everyone's invention and make it my own
this channel belongs to romania
What's the first invention on the list? The light bulb?
First ever onahole?
The wheel
👏 👏 la multi ani !!! 🥳 🎉 sper ca vei reusiii 👏 sa-ti gasesti iubita 🥳 🔥 anul asta !!!!
That means you must best a caveman in combat
forever alone 
No i don't
I can just shoot him
Actually if I had a time machine I'd try to be a prophet or something
Make my own religion
So that future me will benefit from the rules of this religion
What if the other cave people all start attacking you for having a big boom gun?
sorry buddy. you have to be schizophrenic to get divine messages..
I'd shoot them
Man woman and child
You'd run outta ammo and your plan would end up dooming all of humanity
Works for me
You'd end up genociding the entire human race
That's probably for the best
Delightful, the last human
Doesn't that sound great?
Mmm indeed
Do we move through time or are we stationary while time moves through us?
We move through time of course
Wouldn't that make time stationary then? pretty much everyone ever has said that time "flows" so wouldn't that mean it has some sort of movement?
Time flows like a river, all we have to do is swim against the current to get into the past
Or get a boat
In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
To play the shitty games that suck ass
Speaking of Black history month I wonder what inventions they've made, I couldn't think of any in my head
You fellas know any?
Pots and kettles I think
Oh that's cool
Can't boil my water without a kettle
Thank you Blacks for enabling me to make tea
Yeah most people call them black, sometimes the pot calls the kettle black
Lol
I need to slice this skin tag off my leg but it's in the worst possible spot where I can't reach it
And I'm not blind knifing it
falco is going to make you vanish
They invented racism 
Cant ban him for nothing
What are you gonna do with the left over skintag? Eat it?
and i got warned
Hey that's not fair
falco isnt fair
I break mirrors with my face in the United States
Idk how to punch a concept but still
I love black people, especially black women
Mmm my black queens
yo what
is this what digging your own grave looks like
I'm trying to dig out of this hole
You must battle delight and win to climb out of this hole
But i am him, he's me
Bugga le pizzer
We're 2 peas in a pod
This is sad
Dudes with mommy issues be like
I wonder how people are able to do this
I am big boss, and you are too
Internet
I can't listen to women for more than an hour at most without getting dizzy
Yet people just listens to them for hours and hours?
All the blood in your body goes straight to your penis
people listen to streamers
and donate their life savings
what do you expect
I talking to woman rn
I don't listen to people let alone strangers on a screen
Same
real
As someone who works in retail, genders have become irrelevant to me. They are all irritating mess-makers.
Can you put a tourniquet on?
I'm on vc with one, we're discussing mlp lore atm
i would get fired if i worked in retail
cause id punch someone
Falco is always lacking
Is she a "black queen" as you say?
tue..
!sean
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the real british
No just some run of the mill white girl
Trve
hes leopold
what is happening
If brainfart was a country which country would it be
Tbh I can screenshot it if you want she's just rambling at this point
The one who got Congo like it was his backyard
somewhere in the balkans
Sure
America because no other place would tolerate this kind of speech
when isnt the congo someones backyard
belarus
france
hello retarded voices in my puter
Hello peoples
The smell isn’t nearly bad enough to be France
I am awake
Nah for belgium the king got Congo for ''himself'' like it was not a colony like the other for a brief period of Time, then the gouvernement retake it
nah too many people suck up to the mods, not enough revolts
I like this answer
where is stella when you need her
every company
“when you need her”
oh shit is it degenerate month already 
when do we need her
so never
Yeah it is
its romania month
oh wait its ranked competitive homophobia month
real
Ur legit gae
Imagine being proud of a thief
i wouldnt get vist romania cause all my friends that went through
got mugged
or robbed
Oh
@solar obsidian 
Yeahs that's what Romania does to you
Delight vs Delightful who wins?
Delight
Imagine being proud of being a femboy
no thats
our negibhor
slovenia
Kill him
Kill all of them
retard
Oh yeah I keep confusing Slovakia and Slovenia
we are not the same
we will never be the same
Gae fart
Mountain racists vs femboy racists
BRUH
And
we just keep getting into political funny busniess
It's not political it's the truth
🤨
@tidal trellis I love u
Bruh
p!kiss @tidal trellis
No it's Real
Ew
I'd rate Flop a score of 24.7635 / 100
P!kiss @tidal trellis
I'd rate my balls a score of 59.5732 / 100
Flop has never been loved before please kiss him
YAY
P!kiss @pastel quartz
Do not
Mmm hot
Yes
I'd rate Your cock a score of 90.0248 / 100
I'd rate Your cock a score of 78.0577 / 100
Gyatt
Fuck that word
Why did it send twice
Post cock?
I'd rate peaceful coexistence a score of 65.6185 / 100
Is brainfart in its peaceful era
I'd rate World hunger a score of 93.7055 / 100
I'd rate racism a score of 7.9386 / 100
I'd rate war for no reason because its fun a score of 96.2179 / 100
I feel like I can keel over any second but that's okay, we preserver
oh looks like xelA is already covered in rainbows 
Or something
HELL YEAH FUCK RACISM
GUYS
IM COOKING
Not enough
I'd rate balkans racism a score of 88.0238 / 100
I'd rate going down on a homie a score of 91.5691 / 100
reminds me the story of the serbian man who blamed albanian gangsters shoved a bottle up his ass
Guys, it's so on
📚 Blackpill
The Blackpill is basically the ultimative and hardest to [swallow] [Redpill].
It is about realizing nothing matters and there is nothing you can do that will change anything, it depraves you of all positive thought and makes you want to get some sort of meaning out of this limited time we have.
Basically extreme [nihilism]. That's why its not a called a red pill, since beyond that.
Literally me...
I'd rate حمود بوعلام a score of 24.6561 / 100
Hello no
What if you're a midget and you're into shorter women?
happy gae month guys!
what if your a midget?
Do you find another midget and cut their legs off?
I don't think I am
your only choice is babies

Nah man that's fucked up
what
😟
Man I love my ass
yes
u look like a flinstone
id smash tho
Die painfully
What is bro on about
Bruh
She was white
she wasn't white either she was egyptian smh
Oh yeah the ptolemei family was Greek right
they made a movie saying she was black
cleopatra was greek, so she was black
me to you
Still my queen
Albanian some say
I bow down to my Egyptian queens and goddesses
colors do not Matter race does not matter gender does not matter just remember to be a good person
Why am I so tired in the morning, I don't get it
Liver failure
Why the word race ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDFBTdToRmwis this the original skibidi?
Unfortunate
Tranzit
say that to all the people asking for special treatment and extra rights for being X race/color/sexual orientation
im mymy
she is
LITERALLY
me
A minor amount of people heavily overestimated by extremely brainwashed people and pushed by social media
Erm idk colours do matter
I like red more than blue
America
So yeah, colours matter alright
Mr House is a such a cunt
Color blind people are they racist to purple people ?
cause your just a cooperate boot licker to him
from the pre war
Colourblind people are the ultimate racists
They must be wiped out
It remember a austrian guy
sir yes sir. glory to robco
1984
Don't click spoiler guy
Delight moment

!delight
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flop did that to me once
Recipe for a good time
send

Did what guh
Haven't been keeping up with brainfart
Tf are u people talking about
BRUH
What was that
Last time I post a meme from my phone
dawg what
Supposed to be a image but
Phone fucked it up
I found it on a forum and it didn't like me copying it
Lemme see if I can't get it working
What
This calls for a hostage rescue operation
@open laurel hi
be careful sir
Not my first rodeo and sure as hell not the last
yes but ur doing hard shi my guy
It's pretty light at this point
u gotta seek help u cant be doing that
This is my help
its only gonna lead u down a darker path
smoke some weed if u need a vice
I'm not a hipster
doesnt mean you a hipster to light the grass
u probably shouldnt
ur gonna end up in a body bag with that shit
imagin.. if everyone subbed that be insane
Credit:Tarrow
youtube
#youtuber
#subscribe
#youtubelikes
#youtubevide
#youtubemarketing
#youtubeviews
#instavideo
#instayoutube
i had this happen to me
it hurt even after i stood up and got out of bed
it still hurts a bit
i stand on the cramped leg like a ballerina - works like a charm
Goober
Goober
Gua gua gua
Why is he like this
Hello humans
Good afternoon @solar obsidian
Seeing delight reacting to memes makes my day ngl

👁️ 💋 👁️
ughhh
goodbye
the joke is porn... a jajajajajajajajjaja
can we stone this guy to death
presses ESC, closes the emulation window after greening up
just shoot me
HAM
just put me down like ol yelller
out back of the barn with a 20ga in the back of the skull bro 💀
True

me breaking every phone so nobody calls the number
your birthday gift to me is i get to put you down? so jolly
I prefer whipping
ok. chat can we keelhaul this guy
Hard to wash hands cause of the temperature, even the water turned hot
just thug it out
Fuckin bullshit
i love summer. so jolly
I'm not ruining my hands
fym ruin your hands
same
you got soft hands boy
you never worked a day in your life
I haven't, yes
Hands only been used on a keyboard, phone and for writing
Wake up
"I've been drinking alcohol and caffeine this entire night to stay awake"
W-wha
What
Bro??
What?
Why include the alcohol
cause I enjoy both
Doesn't that make you more drowsy
@tidal trellis
Idiot

Hello
It just makes me feel good

that was a...

Brain damage
4lokos man
they banned them because people getting fugged up
lol
yeah
Prefer whipping
I feel horrible for your liver
Poor fuckin liver
I drank mine
Another one
And then stole my brothers cause he fell asleep
so actually just 3
I cram that
if your cheap and
Stupid
just mix everything
Nothing could go wrong
Totally
Least my liver works


he is battling girls in the gym (he is losing)
i should make a skeleton meme folder
if i see a woman with a phone in the gym i am going on the opposite corner of the gym
The skeleton appears
ive seen too many red flags of those
How many push-ups u can do in a row moderator ?


iedy cant look at a woman in the gym or else he'll get a public boner
when i was 18 i could do 50 in a row , and i used to do at least 100 a night , sometimes 200 if i felt overcharged by my youthness
now , i guess i can do 30 in a row
i also can plank for almost 5 minutes
I'll be blunt with you
(its very painful)
man
@narrow lotus, you're quite strong 
people felt overcharged with their youthfullness
Zamn u have fallen off,
50 is good tho, I believe you
My limit is 30 in a row, anything more and my skinny arms would detach from me 😔
I agree
oh my god Delight you thirsty mf
nah , a true psycho does not let himself be caught like that in the open

🛡️
i already posted spongecock

i did , i gained 35kg from when i was 18
it's probably going to be worse than a mute 

get muted with balls no balls

Josta is already writing in #Moderator-feet-vip-lounge about you
yo what
i'll just send him beer
i was right
we are in 1984
moderator feet vip lounge exists
but the government wants us to believe it doesnt
or was it furry staff chat
40 years
i dont remember , we had too many
another 4

U can lose whats gained moderator, don’t give up,
Twink ledy in 2025
why would you intentionally lose muscle mass
has the same name as george floyd

i mean lets be real , im never going back to being 65kg lol
that was when i looked the best
never say never
but i was also a damn kid with a fast metabolism so ofc
being 65kg again is simply 2 years worth of coma away 
big boi
almost 90 but yeah
if i would reach 80 and keep muscle mass that would be ok
iedy be fat after tarky
he got the unhealthy edition

@narrow lotus, did you happen to gain 35kg after grok gave you the mod role? 
nah man you don't understand.. 1kg of muscle is heavier than 1kg of fat
U can do it,
Consistency is the key, 
@narrow lotus, how old are the students u teach?

haha nah, i did start to gain weight after my friend group dismissed and i spent more and more time indoors + i upgraded my PC so i could actually play new games
if you're serious about losing fat just yeet painea and dulciurile from your diet and only eat once a day while still doing your workouts
i used to play football everyday for hours and i remember getting home destroyed
tired af and shit , but that was cardio basically
what happened with your friend group?
kept me in shape
At least he didn’t turn out like madi,
Things could always been worse
Drugs


well, madi was a kid
Drugs, bad entourage i guess and we simply split up to different cities after college
oh and gambling , yeah
thats right
i had a friend , gambling simply ate him alive
so just bad company
it was sad af
understandable
Which path GAMMA discord moderator,
Chose wisely

he had so much debt just thinking about being in his place made my skin crawl
brainfart way superior company 
but i guess he helped me and others because we never even considered gambling after that



(i have it installed and played once a week ago
)


lmao he actually played gamma instead of planning to do it and delaying it for months
ill pass that military questline someday 

young man KILL YOURSELF
sir yes sir. glory to hell
if you need help #╓☢stalker-chat , if you have installation problems #🔨base-gamma-support , please do not open a ticket without explicit details of the problems, and please be patient, one of our slave ahm helpers will help you shortly
i am not retarded
this guy, clueless react him
yes, i know how to install the hip sex mods
i'd rather be retarded than a degenerate
Osex mod for stalker 2
if #╓☢stalker-chat is for help then what is #╟🔰☢newbies-chat for
ill just ping iedy whenever someone needs help 
newbies chat is to catch easy mutes
novices cant chat in stalker
i do not have the helper role , sorry
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
anyway, newb/stalker chats are for gameplay questions

which means only expert help in #╓☢stalker-chat since no novices 
@grizzled meadow, honey
plenty of vets like oflin or anon camp newbie chat
his helping is a "yes" or a "no" to "what gun should i use?"
now I'm here with the scum
watchu playin?
FUCK


