#🎪bruh-fart
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I thought it was so you could edge
man cutting nails sucks
only if u got long ass nails wolverine mf
my toe nails get stuck in my skin
very hard and painful to remove
it like fucking spirals
fym, I thought you goon because you find someone (or something) hot
take a knife press it under the toe nail and push up opposite of the nail
Lets change the topic
I HATE INGROWN TOENAILS I HATE INGROWN TOENAILS I HATE INGROWN TOENAILS
bros a menace😭
if u got ingrown toenails take better care of ur toe nails
either get it cut out or cut it out urself
Leave me out of it
*menace to society
i had a really bad one before. and i had to get that shit surgically removed, basically lost half my toenail. on the way back home my anesthetic started wearing off and the pain was some of the worst shit ive felt in my life
Do you like
"UNBLOCK ME"
oh god
Not cut your nails, on a semi frequent basis

im still in the recovery period from that rn, got it removed right after christmas if i recall
Rudeshinka
flop its brainfart
Bruh
lithuanian-polish relations ceased
half a year of my doctor saying i cant do any real exercise with my legs so my toenails dont tweak again
cold kurwa war ensues
You can't really complain if you let it get bad
Shitty gif got reduced
does this also apply, because I cut my toe nails around the edge, removing the stuff that collects around the side too
I should optimize it til it's crusty
is that bad or something?
Please do
Shouldn't be bad
I get that cleaned too
fym
new reaction emoji
Pain
but, if I cut it and let it grow, isnt that just an ingrown toe nail?
I actually can't get it under 1mb
Pain from the SEA, AIR and LAND
This one is 176kb
!hi
Look, I don't know the logistics. All I know is whenever I do get it done, there is most of the time something that is growing down there, and it's sometimes a struggle to get it cut, but I do it so it doesn't go into my flesh
!hi @narrow lotus
!bye
brainfart removing fun
p!weebsh lick
cringe
ah
the bot is dead
swag
ah just delayed
@narrow lotus, who removed !hi?
either 🅱️ alco or S2️⃣ yn3T
I did
Chonky boy
@grizzled meadow and @heavy peak your executions start tommorow.
do you say that so none of them get summoned?
You don't need do it super frequently, but long as you just like keep it in the back of your mind, you won't get stuff growing into your flesh and causing pain
they're both 500kb
no, i can summon them, i am the first moderator , i am technically their god
man what
i am the model of moderation to all before me
what the fuck are you tlaking about
then why did u stop posting porn?
Best solution would be to just not use them bcs they are unbelievably cringe
On skibidi 💯
hold up, you actually have power over falco?
But eh
u are the brainfart mod
Parameters updated. New target for shoe licking established. 🤖
nvm
Yes, i hold the keg of spoilers ready to set upon him, should he annoy me
did falco play cyberpunk yet?
i never posted porn

swag
yeah right
#🎪bruh-fart right now
leave it
can you continue posting goondivers
water under the bridge
can we post porn now?
you could post porn then?
No, i have reformed
I think you could get away with posting porn like 2 times
When the game will get some content or shit again, maybe i will indulge in some Eagle art
Zorn?
yeah right. blood probably slapped ur ass
boyedy
No, blood does not swing that way
The pot calling the kettle black mister Spongecock
i shall wait
bratty romanian made him swing
"mr sponge cock"
( i bribed Blood with instagram car crashes )
Sponge cock
moderator channel conspiracies
buff men, didnt expect that in brainfart
also madi 
what did he do anyway, I seem to forget why he got banned
she 
he
he
it
madi isnt trans
its a man, bruv
sorry
the child
smh
Russian femboy done joined the mercs and lost all rep with Grokorovich
he was a mod once upon a time
anyway, how did the mf get banned
la creatura
Its a retard, mate
once upon a time he wasnt even a femboy
suicide posting, announcing they are prostituting themselves
etc etc
#🎪bruh-fart message - first message by blood in the pic
I like to think I have no fault or involvement in it happening
didnt he fuck a russian soldier for money
or some shit
and it was simply bad luck
mhm
wdym by that
he did all of that?
he also posted porn on his twitter linked to his discord
while being a mod
HE DID ALL OF THAT?
when he mentioned that you asked for a friends discount
Strigoi was on the execution list
probably more
huh, really, he sent a pic of himself drawing blood here?
heres the proof
well this is slightly embarrassing

dont hate on strigoi he just likes bussy
bro did all of this?
And more
He never made me uncomfortable so it's a

dear god......
yes, and more
buddy was attracted
my brother in christ, shut up. you're digging your own grave rn
You wanted to smash
cringe ass kid smh
delight always with the fatherly advice
should have seeked mental help instead of all those woke thirsty discord people
spec ops the line postin
Me when spec ops has a line or something idk
"whatever happens walker don't be too hard on yourself"
mental health costs money
thirsty discord people give money
Hot take alert: being terminally online is bad for you (most people miss this simple fact)
no wonder he got banned
"proceeds to turn dudes into swiss cheese"
"after all you've done"
yes
@fading shuttle bro you gotta add the ban msg to this
welp
I was saying to madi a year ago "you're gonna go fucking mad from doomscrolling war news daily"
but it's no use
Some people do not listen, shrimple as
I stay away from depressing shit or stuff that'd ruin my day, like the plague, I got other shit to worry about
my brain is full of copium, i will not go mad myselfg
brainfart wanna play a game?
take money from discord weirdos, use it to pay for therapy, net positive
You not jigsaw bruh
business plan lessgooooo
terraria?
man from my steam libary dumbass mf i outta jigsaw ur fucking nutsack
fuck it?
in some cases, being terminally online makes you to the lowest part of your life
minecraft
is it cringe to want to play valorant
Yes
yes
yes
yes
play cs
no
no
no
im getting mixed feelings
I think I remember you saying that, but yeah he didn't listen to any advice it seems
wdym mixed
dont play valorant and dont play cs
You should drink them
being terminally online is the best thing that ever happened to me
Play with your balls
what happened to you
well, in your case, its a good getaway "drug"
play minecraft
probably same
he's ukrainian
.....understandable
I should play valorant
Oh fuck off 
this makes me feel uncomfortable but in a good way
I swear every fucking westerner always says that
Artyom? Like from metro?
geee what a nice looking man, I hope he doesnt say anything bad

me when delight kekw 
artyom alekeseyvich
Yes, the American retard hivemind all thinks the same thought. You meet one and you met them all. Why do you think Europeans keep calling us Americans instead of by our states? We're all the same, like ants.
you should love yourself now🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Omg it's the spartan
ohioioan
new yorkish
Each american state is a hivemind comprised of individual americans whereas USA is the states hivemind 
Not a state
nvm
xbox ass name
Washitonian
you're a nice american, less mainstream like the rest
go back to bed
relatable
No
No
Prove it
falco
rainbow dash
unless its an academic-formal paper, you have no reason to be verbally correct
if its just discord, thats just plain fuckikg stupid
i will post a v tuber gif itll distract you
nuh uh
It is funny.
that only empowers me
strigoi did u unblock pavlo?
no why
blocking people in brainfart is cringe
insulting people for no reason>>
Falco, can u pls ban Strigoi until he unblocks Pavlo? thanks
Defo real
My stomach hurts, that's no good
giving out bans like its hotcakes
🫃
Do not
why would you block pavlo?????
Did you miss the part where I asked him for mutual unblock and hje said no

loner drip?
hey, man, im learning from the best (Falco). you must ban people that block you
Guy named Strelok
thats stupid
fr
Fuck blocks.
PARRY people
your stupid
thats kinda like banning someone just because they dont like you and refuse to speak to you
@grizzled meadow get a load of this dood
i got locked to only this channel for posting "is anyone here a bloodsucker" in stalker chat
Was it Josta?
shut up new fart
Probably
i have no clue bro
He forgor
Oh well, get shot lmao
i havent been in here in like 6 months

tried downloading gamma while i was in poland
another bloodsucker joke exile
classic
wanna see some memes
yus
they better be good
they ban those now?
thats what this chat is for
memes
1984
bloodsucker jokes have always been exiled
but erryone does drama insead
is the average freedomer a mutant fucker joke banned too?
Yes
i watched the memes in their entirety my depression only got worse please stop posting
one of the mods that doesn't live on brainfart really dislikes that joke apparently
1984
vintage flavor
name starts with J?
dunno actually
no its not, look - #🎪bruh-fart message
name starts with j and the guys german
no like I actuaally can't remember who it was
doin a lil trolling
jield marshal baldco german?
jo
jold marshall baldco?
boydom likes boysuckers
fuck this, I'm not saying his name
No balls
boysuckers 
boyld boyshal boyco
surely he wouldn't keep a grudge against a milf 
voldemort he who shall not be named 
for once, Idc, pride over thinking logically only leads to unwanted shit
gonna take out these 5 guys in black armor
Wait
It's obviously Josta and it was already said it's Josta
Dig a hole below them
what does the race of the armor matter?
why you gotta specify
i 2shot them why
He should become joldemort
fuck it had to happen eventually
Fair
also bell delphhine
fuckin mods are magical here, say their name, not even tagging them, will summon them
so no
strigoi you have to kill yourself

@pastel quartz goodbye my friend
It was nice seeing you
armor usually means how strong the opponent is
use the other one i made
the less choppy one
@fading shuttle you would assume person with black belt will beat you up
I mean he did t post porn
Aint nothing wrong
no cus im not racist
@exotic shard get a load of this guy
nuh uh
you dont get to correct that spelling mistake
who mentioned race
Alex cause he's racist
go play the old scp 087-b indie game or watch smiledog if you want to get smothered in scary face PNGs
or play a gmod horror map or something
I've seen plenty
see more
analog horror is a thing
that's where the majority of scary faces come from nowadays
man its cold inside
it's like cold flame but lava
the miniboss had some kind of freezing damage
oi neo
blue one
I read that in a Jamaican accent
1
2
3
7
📚 Suckuke
To [suckuke] someone is to forget [how far] down on [a guy's] cock you are sucking and letting it go down your throat and you end up puking on his cock, ballsack, legs and the surface he was resting on.
WHAT


ayo the turks are soem freaky people
☠️
That was obviously not what i was referring to
i was talking about the garlic sausage
Right
Uhhh
im at soul sand valley, do you need something from there
the sausage boutta smell like garlick when im done doing the Suckuke
Borgar
Commit die
Suckuke sounds like a naruto jitsu
Im good
prolly is
what even is sucuk
how spicy
to me? Mildly i guess
its white people spicy
You dont need a spice tolerance to eat and enjoy it
cheese crankskies are pretty good ngl
i should play minecraft again
its literally a sausage with cheese in it
last i checked its a german thing
"The Carniolan sausage (Slovene: kranjska klobasa; Australian English: Kransky, German: Krainer Wurst, Italian dialect of Trieste: luganighe de Cragno) is a Slovenian parboiled sausage similar to what is known as kielbasa or Polish sausage in North America."
huh
OHH
its one of those
yea
its fucking delicious
Veins on xray
love ars nouveau
My baba would pick the one on the right
wonder who is this vlad guy I hope he doesnt impale poeple
Vlad the kebab master
target spotted
No he impales chicken and beef
The thing
Brainfart minecraft server?
p!kill
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Also what the fuck is your name referencing noe
@placid sail rim?
that's a yes


whats the fun in me telling you? do some film theory shit, or leave it alone
@grizzled meadow Is this how you discipline itallian children?
taken from tiktok
banned
italian car
stolen from discord from someone who stole from ticktock from someone else who stole the same video on tiktok
its a cat
how to basic vids in a nutshell
It's actually How To Basic
thats what I said bruh
is this a howtobasic clip
and is this just said clip taken from that guy's youtube and reposted on tiktok.. i think some people SHOULD be killed with rocks
yzes
thats his signature style of videos
yes
"in a nutshell" doesn't imply "it's him"
a lot of people should be killed with rocks actually
Bruh 
It is
And yes
i can hear this gif
like everyone who has ever sent a message in brainfart
Including you
and beyond
yes
not me bruh
pov: you've just blocked falco in gamma
dont harm nature
yo fuck the trees
is he the baby or the shovel man
fucks sake
yes pleas
the bab
Language, don't give a bad example to your twins
not sexually. you will be set aflame
🫦 hot
kill yourself

DAMN DANIEL
👄 ok pookie
thank god
on discord? they will not touch this cursed app
i once had to fight some son of herobrine
im not fighting edgelords no more
What is this media literacy bullshit
put him back to sleep
hey so I'm still dying of the heat, hows everyone else doing though
if you dont understand it, just ignore it
he despawned
head
RAHHH
embed fail
RAHHH
embed fail again
YAAAAAH
3rd times the charm 
reverse rizz
nvm thats just harassments
But whats the fun in that
does any fine gentleman here have the " I jerked off in a tissue meme "
please and thank you
what do u want then mr
okay that explains it then... so shit makes a vpn server to do some connection network magic voodoo shit on android side to make it work on the windows side
AND I CAN'T NOT USE ITS REQUIRED
💀


Ren and Stimpy is pretty fucked all round
that was the point
Yea theyre gonna be using team speak 2 when that drops
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rendors-toi, Guenièvre, pour que tu puisses arrêter de me regarder
late 80s early 90s cartoons were built different
:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️
go back to sleep, Guinevere, so you can stop looking at me
Je suis le retard 

Le sommeil, c'est pour les connards faibles. (idc if it's not correct grammar wise)
If you add le in front of a word and e at the end of the word you basically speak french
:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️
Sleep is for weak assholes.
french doesn't sound good out of my mouth
WHAAAAT
n'essaye plus jamais ça, jamais
Man you know what
I am going to sleep
lol
Fuck yoy
😗
Yoy
:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️
don't ever try that again, ever
Also stop speaking fucking riot language
@inland jackal 
you sound like emily from emily in paris trying to speak french
dont try that again
Whoever did has walked the Sahara desert for 40 days and 40 nights with nothing but a pack of newports and a fifth of henny
He really does this shit

Le skibidi toilet est awesome
Top shelf zaza disrupted my cardiac rhytm

why does he have mcdonalds logo hairline
Because he is Dracula, he’s 12 million years old!
Damn got caught lacking

tu seras allaitée demain matin, bonne nuit, maman t'aime
:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️
you will be breastfed tomorrow morning, good night, mommy loves you

KILL YOURSELF
you act like a toddler, you get treated like a toddler
play stupid games, get stupid prizes
GAT DAYUM
Some people would like that
you smell of cigarettes and rot
stop being french
you clearly aint one of those poeple
You do know some have a mommy kink in here and you just gave them material

Blur on his way to say the most horrid stuff imaginable
at this point, Idk anymore
!jetpack
Because I know too much fucked up shit I am sorry 

stop telling it to people then
Craft yourself one
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
You can use my reactor to power it
whar no
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
Fack

no
i killed the Lady Kevin minibos
This true
FLOP
blur
I am know I am a disappointment
you don't have to drill it
but that's all I have.
oh okay
Mommy kink haver 🫵
What emoji is dat
That goes on my list
Eh... Milfs perhaps but not like that way that's going too far
The liquid tasted weird

!hi @slender rock
Im putting you next to quinns armpit fetish
Ok but that ones way worse

if its any consolation thats how I talk to my husband(sometimes)
bruh
also
oh no
Bruh
he's damaged
command dont work
damaged
Brazy
OH NO
Here we go again
haha
ok.
I need to find that Napoleon one
why did he pick me of all poeple...
idk ask him
its been at 0 for the past week
we don't read minds

Why
for you, now you know why he picked me
Never had a soju ^
the puzzled is solved.
I think?
Yet
there wasnt a puzzle in the first place
This is exactly what soju does
its the drink that makes you gae
I'm already half gae
you're gonna go ultra gae if you drink that shit
let falco drink it
what it means to go even further beyond
if I stay home and drink it, nothing will happen
🙂
not if you have access to the internet 
bi rep in brainfart
true
but...
Not quite
😔
I like my women strong willed, able to kick my ass and my men weak and meek
god damn it I just got reminded of something
Hey alex can you find that 0 days till Napoleon mentioned thing
i dont have it
i have good memory of stuff ive saved
Damn it
dollar tree latoureiffel
Stfu bro
Romanian when copper wire
knock the shit down
images you can hear*
australians when unmonitored catalytic converters:
hon hon
Australians and Californians
this is so real for no reason
Yea
Good movie
death of stalin
fall of stalin
british comedy film
i was close
He found the original Baldco meme

Ok.
I love kingdom comes aesthetic/setting
the combats ass
as in multiple enemies fighting me in 1v1 based combat
its shit
the combats 1 on 1 based
Mfckers predicted phone calls
and 1 v X literally doesnt feel rewarding or satisfying
ay @river zealot how common is vibranium
you get hit by fuckers you arent even looking at
Uhh
like I get that knights all mostly died from people that they were never even looking at in combat
also polearms just straight up dont work
Its the easiest to fine
I love the game, but the late game fights with multiple ppl during sieges is abysmal
but from a game design point its bad
From all the modium orew
i have 5 ores
steal some ore from Busy
I don't get it
To be fair, dont you think fighting multiple people Irl would be kind of ass too?
bridging is for chads

aren't you about the same age as him
I said from a game design point
holy christ
im done
GUYS IM SHOOTING YOUR FUCKING WINDOWS
WITH FLAMING ARROWS
AND YOU ARE DYING
Based lol
im older spiritually
Nuh uh what winder
forg
right
then Im gonna chuck a can of gasoline
You are older than Fapco
in your HOUSE
I dindu nothin
bus how useful do you think this is
nou
im not bz but im better than him simply so i say this could be pretty useful on either light weapons or shields. perhaps even chestplates. if you built like a god then maybe take the ones that reduce max hp but idk
I will give you anything
they're not that rare
L
L
op on a shield
Sell me this gem
i can give this
how much you got
is there a brainfart minecraft server
not enough
the price is your balls, Artyom
Would
ask for a % of his future vibranium
This guys thinking long term income
I can do business
you are considering taking a percentage of Artyom's resource production
i will give you this busy
no charge, free
which excel at corruption and financial machinations
I don't need it thanks
any % of resource production or income i can get, i will take
I need to claim the molecave before it gets destoryed, but I need to be able to join fucking first
he will forge the papers to give you a grand total of 0,8 ingot a year
I'll liberate his resources then
it is too late
it is now cumcave
need water breathing to even enter
dibs on living with Bz
I'm certainly not touching it anymore, not a fan of sloppy seconds
I started this company
@pale ingot
I would (ask) to join but Microsoft deleted my Minecraft account (i didn’t migrate it) and also I kinda don’t enjoy Minecraft much after playing it since beta.
why are we informed of all this then
The server is cracked
Do any of the…. “Legal” clients work with multiplayer?
Which?
its half off rn
broke bitch
multimc or bust
I’m not paying again for a game I already bought. Fuck corporations and fuck Microsoft.
skill issue that you didnt transfer then
I bought my minecraft a while ago and got my windows key for like 10 bucks
I won
rule #2: dip @pastel quartz in sulfuric acid
throw yourself under a moving train now
I never received the email.
I shouldn’t have to fucking transfer, and if I absolutely must, there shouldn’t be a time limit that deletes your account.
Just make it so anyone who tries to login gets a prompt to migrate and don’t let them play until they do, instead of fucking deleting their account.
How else am I gonna thank bil gates for the gae microchip in my brainstem
I have to give them all of my money
its kinda comical how laughably bad mojang account security was
The next time you try changing the temperature on your oven, its gonna get stuck on the 3rd lowest temperature beneath the desired one and you will be mildly annnoyed
yea didnt see that one coming did you now
still gonna happen
I casted a curse
get fucked
shadow wizard money gang
GG
GG
my pen is close to running out of ink, this is not good
Scummiest shit microsoft got away with (I think)
No, switzerland ain't real
💀
no
Hello
hi bryan
i could potentially still do some work
but he have 5 minutes of work for like 4 people atm
woooooooooooooooo hhooooooooooooo hooooooooooo
damn so microsoft just obliterates your shit if you don't migrate your account? scummy
play terraria instead
Oops


doubt it
hello cat





