🎪bruh-fart

[solar obsidian]

i think so, iirc same pfp

[narrow lotus]

huh dubiously accurate

[stone blade]

damn so we banning people for nothing now?

cool

[fading shuttle]

bro he has like 400 messages today

[open laurel]

I’m uninformed

[fading shuttle]

who tf is this

[narrow lotus]

[fading shuttle]

its all in brainfart and yet i dont recognise him at all

[pastel quartz]

oh i see now

[little plume]

is it taboo to talk about the ru/ua conflict here?
allways wondered if and how it effected the stalker community...

[narrow lotus]

meowmachine ? it's the "girl" that posted those vile cooking shit

[narrow lotus]

[grizzled meadow]

#📄rules

[solar obsidian]

yeah, its in the #📄rules

[grizzled meadow]

It's that simple

[narrow lotus]

also teh channel description states it

[little plume]

okey nvm thanks guys

[pastel quartz]

cookling? like pizza and spaget?

[fading shuttle]

i physically struggle to remember anything about meowmachine

[lusty sonnet]

you can talk about it once

[placid sail]

anomaly discord is at your service for that

[toxic sundial]

[fading shuttle]

its like theres an actual mindblock

[pastel quartz]

alex made this joke 100 times already

[fading shuttle]

i should do that again

it would be funny

[toxic sundial]

And it is as funny then too

[pastel quartz]

REAL

[solar obsidian]

still funny

[remote vine]

oh like the korean lady who ate a live octopus

[open laurel]

Well why they get banned

[toxic sundial]

I think they just left

Got bullied out

Or smthn

[open laurel]

No they got banned

[fading shuttle]

they just got banned

[solar obsidian]

i cant find meows messages

[toxic sundial]

Wha

[solar obsidian]

so hes banned

[pastel quartz]

gone

[lusty sonnet]

search for a cat named kevin or so

[pastel quartz]

for now until an alt shows up

[tidal trellis]

huh that happened

anyway

[fading shuttle]

atleast if this is meowmachine

[pastel quartz]

this usually happnes

[toxic sundial]

Meow machine is 100% a person who would alt

Fed in chat fr

[open laurel]

Who tf is meow machine

[fading shuttle]

because for someone who posted 9 pages of messages in brainfart today, i do not recognise them at all

[pastel quartz]

meow machine

[lusty sonnet]

ah ye it was the one with the suicide note

[pastel quartz]

a machine that meows i guess

[open laurel]

oh 😃

[pastel quartz]

thats just a cat

[fading shuttle]

oop, messages from today got deleted

[open laurel]

i still don’t know them

[lusty sonnet]

good

[solar obsidian]

yeah, Lain = meowmachine #🎪bruh-fart message

[fading shuttle]

the duality of man

[open laurel]

Before my time

[lusty sonnet]

falco when he gets blocked by too many people

[pastel quartz]

[fading shuttle]

every man is either at their "hello everymeow" or at their "this is not a cry for help"

[open laurel]

I will never block falco

[pastel quartz]

also

[brittle geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-daioh-hello-everyone-gif-20065462

[fading shuttle]

bro thats falco when he gets blocked by 1 person

[split canyon]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4

[solar obsidian]

"this is not a cry for help" is just pure comedy

[pastel quartz]

go to bed bitch

you have shit to do tommoro

[fading shuttle]

boymedy

[lusty sonnet]

in his case 1 is "too many people"

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1245063488322404465/SkibidiToilet.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818779819000725511/1245063331996368927/ToiletSkibidi.gif

[fading shuttle]

god forbid like, 3 people blocked falco

[final rose]

!hi

[fading shuttle]

he would start breaking pasta

[final rose]

YES ITS GONE

[open laurel]

!hi @fading shuttle

What

[toxic sundial]

Game devs working tirelessly around the clock through crunch time, missing out of their families, just to make something half as good as why valve did 15 years ago

[open laurel]

!hi @final rose

[lusty sonnet]

i'd love to see that

[solar obsidian]

the mod that deleted !hi needs to be demoted asap

[lusty sonnet]

watch him get disowned for breaking pasta

[pastel quartz]

iedy

[fading shuttle]

meanwhile valve is currently making a fuckin hero shooter

[open laurel]

True as fuck

[pastel quartz]

the fucken bird still has me blocked

[fading shuttle]

actual sleep game choice

[pastel quartz]

UNBLOCK ME COWARD

[toxic sundial]

How the mighty fall

[brittle geyser]

why wouldn't you just use a bigger pot or shorter pasta

[prisma quiver]

Fr

[visual stirrup]

would rather do anything than even look at TF2

[pastel quartz]

HIDING FROM YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVES NOTHING

[dreamy flax]

hulk4969, your new nickname is Splash

[tidal trellis]

current state of tf2 makes me sad

[pastel quartz]

Splish splash i was taking a bath

[final rose]

Valve could be cooking
Or is cooked we dont know :L

[grizzled meadow]

I wouldn't care because they're not you

[visual stirrup]

Could have solved the bot problem by charging $3 for the game and grandfathering existing accounts

[open laurel]

I need a mod in here asap! We need to discuss the current state of brain fart!!

[fading shuttle]

im sorry tyler, but i really dont think the valve hero shooter has anything interesting going for it

[solar obsidian]

wdym

[pastel quartz]

https://www.polygon.com/24158960/valve-deadlock-hero-shooter-leak

they are making overwatch clone

[fading shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z41CArbAIBQ

[tidal trellis]

how much you wanna bet, it'll end up like DOTA

[open laurel]

Tax write off

[fading shuttle]

this video has gameplay

[lusty sonnet]

I can block?

[tidal trellis]

or what was it

artifact?

[grizzled meadow]

Alex is Alex, irreplaceable

Now go ahead and find something gay in it

[tidal trellis]

yeah artifact

[grizzled meadow]

No

[fading shuttle]

falco has announced that everyone can block him

[tidal trellis]

how much u wanna bet it'll end up like artifact

[pastel quartz]

even me

[open laurel]

You like him?

[solar obsidian]

boyreplaceable

[grizzled meadow]

I didn't

[pastel quartz]

you hurt my feelings

blocked

[final rose]

Bruh i thought they leaked like 10s gameplay footage and a pic or 2
Wth is all of this?? Ai generated?

[grizzled meadow]

No don't block

[modest dragon]

you can block me if you want

[lusty sonnet]

Falco being a paradox again

[solar obsidian]

boyradox

[pastel quartz]

nah you cool

[final rose]

Gn chat

[pastel quartz]

perhapse perhapse not

[solar obsidian]

boynight

[grizzled meadow]

It's not a paradox, I did not specify and dotted the i's, as always

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/block-button-block-button-peter-peter-griffin-gif-20311660

[fading shuttle]

it looks so fucking boring

[final rose]

Looking forward for more braindamage

[fading shuttle]

jesus christ

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-meme-blocked-bateman-patrick-patrick-bateman-gif-25526259

[modest dragon]

good night good fight

[lusty sonnet]

Caught lacking

[fading shuttle]

get valve out of the kitchen

they are burning the food

[tidal trellis]

this literally is overwatch

I refuse to believe it isn't

[pastel quartz]

if you think about it

[remote vine]

its not team fortress 3

[solar obsidian]

its so overwatch

[pastel quartz]

its gonna make lots of money for little effort

[pastel quartz]

its so joeverwatch

[modest dragon]

is that sarcasm

[open laurel]

Where’s left for dead 3

[tidal trellis]

I don't do sarcasm

[open laurel]

Where’s half life 3

[visual stirrup]

The game looks fine
The HUD looks like a joke

[solar obsidian]

do boycasm

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/princess-bride-you-keep-using-that-word-i-do-not-think-it-means-what-you-think-it-means-gif-9201569

[tidal trellis]

I can barely figure out when someone is being sarcastic to me so I don't do it

[pastel quartz]

it will come out after elder scrolls 6

so next millenia

[open laurel]

Autism

[tidal trellis]

quit your yapping

[solar obsidian]

boytism

[tidal trellis]

nahh

[pastel quartz]

boylight

[open laurel]

Delight take ur boy meds

[pastel quartz]

change your name now

[solar obsidian]

no

[fading shuttle]

it genuinely doesnt have anything interesting going for it

[solar obsidian]

boynight

[brittle geyser]

boyrot continues

[pastel quartz]

ok fair

[open laurel]

Same

[tidal trellis]

delight take those pills

[tulip ravine]

My grandma made me nettle soup

I feel old now

[brittle geyser]

yoooo

[tulip ravine]

Still nice tho

Then we having pea and ham soup tomorrow

[modest dragon]

that famous afternoon delight

[tulip ravine]

Bosh

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/system-of-a-down-wake-up-chop-suey-rock-music-serj-tankian-gif-25985019

[pale ingot]

let it die

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/blessings-good-morning-goodmorning-gif-27319427

[fading shuttle]

cant wait for this mid lookin game to release and make bank

[tidal trellis]

I can't

it means too much to me

[fading shuttle]

so valve learns they can put even less effort than they already do in

[modest dragon]

the people that play it dont let it die and thats not sad

[open laurel]

valve doesn’t have to make games they just have to maintain steam

[tulip ravine]

How much would a new car tyre cost for you?

Like on average

[modest dragon]

specify more

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/no-yoinky-sploinky-that-yoinky-sploinky-gif-21547402

[tulip ravine]

Wym a new car tyre from your local garage

[fading shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BDMm3FuiHs

[modest dragon]

dude size summer winter etc you cant just say average

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-lick-fast-lick-cute-cat-cats-gif-27624519

[tulip ravine]

Oh I forgot yous use different seasons

Here we don’t bother

[modest dragon]

wait really? i didnt know that

[tulip ravine]

No real need

[tidal trellis]

mood

[tulip ravine]

The weather here is unpredictable to do it

It can be sunny then pouring it down

Then hailing

Then snowing

[modest dragon]

@tulip ravine about 70 euro

[tulip ravine]

Then sunny

[fading shuttle]

im sitting here trying to find some crumb of anything interesting about the new valve game

[brittle geyser]

like $90

[tulip ravine]

All in 40 mins

[fading shuttle]

and im getting sleepy

[modest dragon]

all year tyres

[tidal trellis]

all I want is

half-life 3

[tulip ravine]

wtf that’s wild

[tidal trellis]

nothing more

[pale ingot]

it got fucked over by bots and valve just doesn't care. i hear they're trying to do another #savetf2 on june 3rd

[tulip ravine]

I pay 40 a tyre

[open laurel]

can I tell you guys a story

[pale ingot]

and guess what its gonna do JACK SHIT

[tulip ravine]

And it’s not part worn it’s brand new

And that’s fitted at my house

[modest dragon]

i mean if you get fucked over i know its mean but thats a skill issue there buddy

[tulip ravine]

Also I’m happy my car now shifts properly

[modest dragon]

thats nice

[pale ingot]

real and true

[brittle geyser]

at least living is affordable in some parts of the world

[modest dragon]

not where i live rn

[tulip ravine]

Yeah it was really vague for what gear you was in at times

First to second your fine

But second to third was just super clunky

[modest dragon]

wait i can sort by price its about 35 euro all year tyres

[tulip ravine]

Also clutch is super high on it which doesn’t help

But fuck it we move

[tulip ravine]

How much do you pay for petrol

Like uhhhh

35 litres

[tulip ravine]

Ah decent then, yeah it’s kinda scuffed, cars due a mot soon and last advisory was about tyre

[modest dragon]

what kind of petrol

[tulip ravine]

But got some decent tread on it left, just gonna keep my eye on it

[brittle geyser]

$30

[tulip ravine]

Uhhh well we just have unleaded then a more premium one

[tulip ravine]

Brother i put 30 litre in my car the other day it costs me 65

[brittle geyser]

really damn

[modest dragon]

super 95 for 35l is cheapest one 55,09euro

[brittle geyser]

35 l is like 9 gallons right

i pay ~$3.30 ish per gallon

[dreamy flax]

📦 35.0l (liters) is equal to 9.246gal (gallons)

[tulip ravine]

What’s cool is our petrol stations give you free redx

If you don’t know what redx is you add it to your fuel and it helps clean the engine

[tulip ravine]

Madness I pay 1.05 a litre

[modest dragon]

@tulip ravine oh sorry that was diesel petrol is 56,49euro

[waxen rover]

gentlemen
i present you

[tulip ravine]

Well it changes quite alot so

I can’t say for sure

[modest dragon]

i think that shoudlve cooked longer

[tulip ravine]

The real question automatic or manual

[modest dragon]

what is that question

[tulip ravine]

What car you drive

[brittle geyser]

yooo babies

[tulip ravine]

Pretty simple question

[modest dragon]

i got my licence taken away permanently

[remote vine]

crabs 😋

[tulip ravine]

You get convicted?

[modest dragon]

convicted?

[tulip ravine]

Police

[open laurel]

Prison

[tulip ravine]

Broke law

[modest dragon]

ohhh no

[open laurel]

Medical?

[narrow sorrel]

he lost it?

[tulip ravine]

Tell you what’s mad here the laws on losing your license

[modest dragon]

official doctor from goverment after examination did that

[open laurel]

I love u sharpy

[narrow sorrel]

unlicensed forklift operator?

[tulip ravine]

If you been driving for less then 2 years if you get caught speeding by 5 mph twice you get your licence taken away

And you have to retake your test and theory

[modest dragon]

i always used them without licence

[tulip ravine]

And the points stay on your licence so if you get 2 more you go to prison and your insurance skyrockets

[narrow sorrel]

Which shithole is this?
And also "lmao but not if you have been driving for more than 2 years"

[tulip ravine]

UK

Some laws make sense

[open laurel]

Brigish

[tulip ravine]

Like we have separate licences for automatic and manual cars

[brittle geyser]

it's probably assumed you know how to drive better after 2 years

[tulip ravine]

If you do your test in a auto you can only drive auto but if you do in manual you can drive both

[narrow sorrel]

so make the penalties tighter then

[brittle geyser]

that makes sense to me, less restriction on your speed after you're more experienced

[modest dragon]

btw coming back to question before manual

[tulip ravine]

Thing is here you have tolerances

I think it’s uhhhh

The speed limit + 2 mph + 10%

[modest dragon]

10% what kind of shit laser guns u use?

[brittle geyser]

obviously doing 5 over in a residential area is a LOT different than doing 5 over on a highway

[tulip ravine]

Since your speedo tends to under or over read

[tulip ravine]

Since Speedos are not accurate

[narrow sorrel]

wait,

uk
mph

[modest dragon]

that depends nad cant be universally set

[tulip ravine]

99% of them under read

[narrow sorrel]

METERS PER HOUR?

[tulip ravine]

Miles

[narrow sorrel]

do you still use miles speedos in the uk?

[modest dragon]

only semi retardness

[tulip ravine]

We always have used miles per hour

It doesn’t really make a difference lol

[narrow sorrel]

IS THIS LIKE "STONE"?!

[brittle geyser]

22 mph = mach 4

[open laurel]

Stone is stupid asf

[modest dragon]

our tolerance after 100km/h is 3%

[fallow trellis]

How can i rizz gyatts just like mr chedda

[tulip ravine]

Yeah different countries lol

[narrow sorrel]

me getting shot in Amurrica because I went the speed limit+10 (too slow)

[modest dragon]

roll for rizz

[modest dragon]

better lasers?

[tulip ravine]

We have roads here you get arrested if you stop

[narrow sorrel]

do you look like mr. chedda?

[tulip ravine]

Idk man our police are wank anyway

[open laurel]

If I roll a 20 @narrow lotus bans all British

[modest dragon]

but they do look neat tho

[modest dragon]

DO IT

[narrow sorrel]

No you risk getting shot by others if you go too slow

[tulip ravine]

Mad

[dreamy flax]

hulk4969 rolled a 1-20 dice

🎲 13

[open laurel]

That works

British are safe

[narrow sorrel]

We also have a minimum speed highway (that sometimes goes slower due to traffic conditions lmao)

[tulip ravine]

Get fucked you fat cunts ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/queen-elizabeth-the-second-queen-elizabeth-england-canada-canadian-gif-17900765

[brittle geyser]

road ragers in america are fucking scary

[dreamy flax]

toasterdude rolled a 1-20 dice

🎲 16

[open laurel]

I miss the queen

[fallow trellis]

16 rizz

[modest dragon]

america is fucking scary period

[brittle geyser]

they will just follow you home and shoot your ass

[open laurel]

not really

[modest dragon]

really

[narrow sorrel]

have you checked your car for bombs

[modest dragon]

sorry you need a nat 20for that

[tulip ravine]

Here they just shout at you

It’s pretty funny

[fallow trellis]

scariest part of america is the americans

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-guys-fighting-fuck-you-bloody-bloody-bloody-fuck-you-bloody-you-are-fucking-you-are-fucking-indian-gif-15192140

[open laurel]

America isn’t that scary it’s only bad if u intentionally go into bad areas and if u in a bad area just keep a knife on u

[narrow sorrel]

knife

[fallow trellis]

youre thinking about british

[modest dragon]

i know but the scary thing is that there are a lot of those places

[tulip ravine]

@brittle geyser lump do you have to wait in the middle of a junction to turn right though

[open laurel]

Assuming u don’t have a gun

[brittle geyser]

it depends on whether there's turn lanes

[narrow sorrel]

the pepperspray is a good option but the knife is just "lol, lmao even"

[open laurel]

There’s shitty places everywhere

[tulip ravine]

This is scary here

God bless the box junction

[modest dragon]

yea but my point is that there are a lot more of those there

[fallow trellis]

please visit kensington Philadelphia

[open laurel]

I trust a knife more then pepper spray or a taser

[fallow trellis]

good place all year round

[narrow sorrel]

just dont be colorblind?

[brittle geyser]

oh right left side driving, of course you have to wait to turn right

[final cedar]

Dexter telling the children of his murdered wife that she's gone

[modest dragon]

i dont think you can trust your skills tho

[tulip ravine]

Then we have this mostrosity

[final cedar]

Wearing Mickey mouse ears

[uncut yew]

Meanwhile, UK roundabouts

[tulip ravine]

The magic roundabout

It’s actually easy to use

[open laurel]

Would rather trust my instincts then crop dust myself trying to spray down a crack head with pepper spray

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/laughs-in-british-britain-british-laughs-lol-gif-20412690

[tulip ravine]

Just follow the same rules as a normal roundabout

[brittle geyser]

the magic roundabout looks weird but it makes sense if you're autistic and/or a civil engineer

[modest dragon]

true

[uncut yew]

I am convinced that I would die trying to navigate one of these

[tulip ravine]

It’s not that bad lol

I’ve used it a few times

[visual stirrup]

all civil engineers are autistic
but not all autists are civil engineers

[modest dragon]

i mean the roadmarkers are there so whats the problem

[narrow sorrel]

Danger: non-autistic drivers

[tulip ravine]

Roundabouts come with their own issues anyway

[modest dragon]

i think people that drive around big citys normally shouldnt have it too hard

[tulip ravine]

Mainly people pulling out on you and being idiots

Times that by 5 with a inner roundabout

[open laurel]

Does the uk allow you to drive over the concrete like in America

[modest dragon]

thats the main problem everywhere on the road IDIOTS

[narrow sorrel]

you cant do that in amurrica tho

[open laurel]

You can

[pale ingot]

rhghrghrg

[modest dragon]

and dont forget the fucking cyclists

[pale ingot]

played days gone for 7 hours straight

[tulip ravine]

Here cyclists actually have right of way now

[pale ingot]

now i will immediately plummet into a deep slumber

[tulip ravine]

Not always but

[pale ingot]

gn shitfart

[open laurel]

7 hours of nothing

[narrow sorrel]

you cant, breaks your car

[tulip ravine]

In specific situations

[open laurel]

u right

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945187411862880266/1099579550813405226/y.gif

[modest dragon]

the thing is they have their OWN FUCKING LANE here and still ARE TOO DENSE TO USE IT

[pale ingot]

huh

wrong reply

shithead

[modest dragon]

damn

[narrow sorrel]

You guys use your turn signals right?

[brittle geyser]

always

[modest dragon]

sometimes left too

[brittle geyser]

i think

[open laurel]

@pale ingot I played days gone for a few hours and gave it a chance and I swear the main characters dialogue or dialogue in general made me uninstall

[pale ingot]

i enjoy the game

[tulip ravine]

@uncut yew https://youtu.be/1z2LdPtX0C0?feature=shared

[modest dragon]

@tulip ravine that was for you

[modest dragon]

idk that looks totally chill to me

[open laurel]

I will eat ur game save data

[uncut yew]

[tulip ravine]

That will be when it’s quite

Quiet

Quiet traffic is calm

[pale ingot]

i will also enjoy a lot of other shit. cope

[modest dragon]

yea but thats kinda everywhere

[pale ingot]

i have a good life

[modest dragon]

how?

[pale ingot]

gn shitfart. im tired

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-gif-21978827

[pale ingot]

stopped jacking off and it just got better from there

[uncut yew]

This is clearly just a propaganda video with trained actors all pretending to know how to drive

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/jessie-godderz-towel-pec-bounce-muscle-gif-19645674

[modest dragon]

but i did that too and i still feel dead

[open laurel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CIb6chGTHw8?si=MMUd6u1RhnX8pcy4

[pale ingot]

i was at the point where it was crippling. 5 times a day.
had to quit

[tulip ravine]

Oh yeah @uncut yew my American mate in uni tried to drive my car

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[tulip ravine]

Stalled it about 20 times at first junction I had hop out and save

[modest dragon]

wait you drive manual too?

[tulip ravine]

The uk is easily 90% manual

[modest dragon]

i didnt know that

[open laurel]

I want to watch fight club again

[modest dragon]

i thought you more automatic in citys

[tulip ravine]

Nahh

[uncut yew]

Manual supremacy

[tulip ravine]

Manuals all the way

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-gif-26049397

[tulip ravine]

Tried driving a auto and I shoved my clutch foot on the brake by accident

Nearly went through the fucking windscreen

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-antony-starr-the-boys-amazon-prime-im-stronger-gif-26464591

[tulip ravine]

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/ray-liotta-lmao-goodfellas-wiseguy-lol-gif-9467035

[tulip ravine]

It was alright tho it just didn’t feel right

Not changing gears after you done it for so long just feels wrong

[stone blade]

With all disrespect

I dont wish british people a good day

or week

or a lifetime

[narrow sorrel]

What will brits do once CVT hits?

[tulip ravine]

Damn that’s crazy

[open laurel]

What will British people do once the nuke goes off

[tulip ravine]

Oh yeah national service might be coming back

[modest dragon]

godamn thats the same with the automatic brake shit you always felt like oh oh oh and it did it way too late i shat my pants 3 times in that time

[tulip ravine]

Conscription at 18

[narrow sorrel]

take the tube

[modest dragon]

we still have that its no biggie

[tulip ravine]

Only London has the tube

[pale ingot]

new unturned curated map. something else for me to waste my time on in my spare time

lets fuckign go

[tulip ravine]

Bad when you shove it into park thinking your changing gear

Bosh

The amount of times tho I drive now and I’m at my destination and I don’t even realised I’ve drove is insane

Complete autopilot

[modest dragon]

bish bash bosh

[tulip ravine]

Don’t even think about it

[modest dragon]

idk but kinda feels sad tho

i enjoyed it so much

[tulip ravine]

I mean is their 0 chance of getting it back

Like at all

[modest dragon]

yes there is

its called reincarnation

[tulip ravine]

Reincarnate as a Toyota Prius

God bless

[modest dragon]

not this life

[modest dragon]

damn i want toyota 2000gt

[tulip ravine]

I’m going looking at a Honda civic soon I think

[modest dragon]

uhhh noice

i enjoy the civic fronts

[tulip ravine]

I love the interior

[tulip ravine]

Have you not thought about working with cars.

I mean

It’s not the same but

[visual stirrup]

When are you going to get that in an isekai?

[tulip ravine]

Yknow it’s something

[tulip ravine]

What

Yeah your gonna need to explain that one chief

[modest dragon]

working is the same reincarnated

[tulip ravine]

If you feel well enough there’s nothing really saying you couldn’t do it privately

[modest dragon]

i was reincarnated as a toyota prius in a godless world and had to defeat the 16th demonlord

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/fed-cat-orange-cat-fed-cat-cat-fed-gif-25673124

[modest dragon]

if i make it beyond 2025 ill think of it

[tulip ravine]

Keep chin up lad

[modest dragon]

dont worry bout it not like im depressed

[tulip ravine]

New hit single

Using suspects name in the same account as posting that is actually insane tho

[stone blade]

sleep well alhamdulilah

[tulip ravine]

You know suspect?

Madness

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-mad-lad-pewdiepie-pewds-pewpewpies-pewdie-gif-10799415

[open laurel]

I love you brainfart

[dreamy flax]

@lilac hedge (laffy2kek) has been banned for reason: compromised account / got baited by fortnite cheats

[modest dragon]

wait what

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-the-meaning-of-this-efe-omowale-assisted-living-what-does-this-mean-what-do-you-mean-gif-23419234

[heavy peak]

at least its not a porn server this time

[open laurel]

S5

[modest dragon]

this time?

[open laurel]

kiss me on my lips

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/problematic-stressed-smh-oh-dear-gif-23576897

p!kiss @open laurel

[foggy mantle]

Splash kisses kotaisunhinged

Powered by weeb.sh

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-with-butterfly-on-nose-dog-with-butterfly-butterfly-gif-13282441872748349107

[dreamy flax]

hulk4969, your new nickname is Hardcore

Seems like I can't change your nickname s5yn3t
But your name is now Bledsoe

[modest dragon]

i go to bed have a good one yall

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-goodbye-bye-bye-bye-im-done-sorry-gif-17148570

[open laurel]

cómo

https://tenor.com/view/silence-silent-king-baldwin-kingdom-of-heaven-gif-4506330187216782335

[green schooner]

@pastel quartz ive played 5 matches of phasmaphobia and everytime I Asked them "are you french"

they tried to kill me

and start a hunt

the ghost get angry when you ask them are you french

[open laurel]

yes

i hate french

pain

[prisma quiver]

Unban @solar obsidian

pls

heyyy💕🌸

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1245118850597650534/bafkreifg6tbe3dgqascwobhtuo6mwyrn7m4st4fgu4ezld5v5ursqsmkbijpeg.png?ex=665796cb&is=6656454b&hm=ae96f8ffb54a202809afdf61880459a6c5052ebc32207344516fada5c64bb377&

[novel prairie]

based

[novel prairie]

this server is beyond help

[glad carbon]

hi schleppa

im at rank 3 italy now

[toxic sundial]

The people need to hear this piccolo

[pastel quartz]

British rappers threaten the release more music

https://tenor.com/view/inscryption-band4band-video-games-gaming-gamer-gif-15270809474995642629

[prisma quiver]

HIDDEN TALENT 🗣️ 🔥

LETS KEEP IT THAT WAY 💯 🗣️ 🔥

[minor cypress]

Damn that was quick

Rare skom w

[glad carbon]

who

[heavy peak]

Meowmachine

[glad carbon]

real meowmachine or someone you just call a meowmachine alt

[heavy peak]

If anything we should have banned him/her idk sooner, as the individual broke multiple tos

[heavy peak]

The real one
The one that cooks biohazard on high heat

[glad carbon]

the unhinged one

tho all braindamagers are

[minor cypress]

They were not worthy of cast irons power

[glad carbon]

will you season

[minor cypress]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7ixYgkcd8aptv5bBAmQXYF?si=52U2uVxjQU2j3HCecMomRQ

[uncut yew]

The voice of a castrated child

[ruby minnow]

one of the few good thing to come out of Riots hand

is Pentakill

the skins and the music

[prisma quiver]

DUTY MENTIONED 🚨

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/827225227255611442/1243022028391321611/qgsjurve3aoa1.png?ex=66573639&is=6655e4b9&hm=1d27ce685d33374dae0bdb933f785766684303382a2086eea1c734f3b88e0ebc&

[glad carbon]

who winning

[atomic crane]

def. travolta

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-smart-so-many-genius-this-server-has-so-many-geniuses-gif-17960640212511392691

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-dancing-gif-19532416

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-pulp-fiction-dance-grooving-moves-gif-17054353

[gusty willow]

Thank you for noticing

[glad carbon]

ur whalecum

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/bean-whale-gif-14989297

[atomic crane]

take her home and she just commits murder suicide on you and your entire family

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/herogasm-soldier-boy-smoke-mothers-milk-mm-gif-26079205

[glad carbon]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/PFeI000LYHkAAAAC/boy-kisser-boykisser.gif

[zealous remnant]

win win

[atomic crane]

we get it, you freaking vape

[prisma quiver]

I'm Soldier Boy?

[atomic crane]

superman that hoe

[prisma quiver]

No like the extremely racist version

Like Soldier Boy

Like the racist captain america

[atomic crane]

yeah soulja boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BlM4aPnf2k

[green schooner]

me

[atomic crane]

this song came out the same year as the first iphone i think

1 year later actually

damn

but no parents were buying a $500+ phone for their grade school children so honestly its safe to say this was back in the age of flip phones

[glad carbon]

me

[atomic crane]

or those phones that had a slide-out keyboard

those were so dope

[glad carbon]

real

i played so much fuckin uhh

the gem thing

4 in a row

[atomic crane]

bejeweled maybe? idk

[glad carbon]

yeah

something like that

[atomic crane]

the only game i ever had was some kind of tetris-bejeweled knockoff hybrid

[green schooner]

im going to replay signalis

I am going to CRY

[atomic crane]

and it mysteriously appeared on my phone after i lost it on the school bus

[glad carbon]

:D

[atomic crane]

it turned up like a day or two later at lost and found

with that game on it

[glad carbon]

you should play mass effect

[green schooner]

im going to CRY

and be SAD

and be mad

cause im playing on hardest diffuclity

[glad carbon]

get the gey garrus mod

[green schooner]

im gonna get touched

but the entire purpose of signalis

is to keep being touched

and moving on

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

i love my robot lesbians

[glad carbon]

we are gonna touch you vro... we are freaky 👽

[green schooner]

true.,.,,,

[toxic sundial]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[green schooner]

i love signalis cause thats how I got with my bf somehow

so it holds value

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blade-runner-catling-lonely-gif-8855986365968201774

[glad carbon]

awesome

[glad carbon]

hi kokopelli hows it gooning

[prisma quiver]

Have yall seen what the starlight actress did to herself

[atomic crane]

yeah dont remind me

[atomic crane]

u got me thinkin bout old flip phone game

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456347479282286605/1026898343349207130/10e8bd82f59ebc1f9b703a7c3571750296817d44ced0bc79e9ea6aa9e7e878c7.gif

[atomic crane]

badass

cant remember what exact model i had but im pretty sure it wasn't a touchscreen

[glad carbon]

YOOOO

i had some similar shit

pretty sure it was a touch screen but like

a really bad one

gotta press down so damn hard to register a touch

[atomic crane]

i bet u had a droid

everyone wanted a droid

[uncut yew]

Touch input before capacitive sensing was horrible

[glad carbon]

@green schooner

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574529314591211530/1245110203364413550/20240528_162300.jpg?ex=66578ebd&is=66563d3d&hm=1054c723528cafc1e38030d60270ae3d0b76a4554322e8fa2e331d7eed7ca1f4&

[atomic crane]

ay spark up lil homie

[green schooner]

Me

[glad carbon]

:3

[atomic crane]

i think this is pretty much as close as i can find to the phone i had

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751012329981870145/1008634256848851045/CB9A9DA8-8A2C-469B-953A-F3043C8C8823.gif

[magic tartan]

i almost killed 80k zomboids

fucking game crashed

it uses 14gbs of ram

[atomic crane]

in development since like 2012 and still hasn't figured out asset streaming

bro is loading all the game's assets into RAM off the rip

[low atlas]

don't worry, new update will fix it

new update will come out

[magic tartan]

i can only cope

[magic tartan]

damn

[atomic crane]

bought it yourself?

i seem to remember blackberries being expensive, and thus out of reach for a child like myself

nice

that shit's the best

contracts killed the hand-me-down phone trend

turn in your old phone for a new one!!

only reason i have the phone i do is because it's a hand-me-down and it's also a display case model

[atomic crane]

no scratches or anything so basically just a like-new flagship from a few years ago

[magic tartan]

wiped out louisville but still not 100k kills

[green schooner]

rabbit hole

@glad carbon

I go

[atomic crane]

samurai with a european longsword

[green schooner]

2nd

I got memory

and still salty

about it

so im playing on survial

and getting every achivment

im getting promise ending

[green schooner]

no matter what

I’m getting it soon

I need it

It’s my most prized game

So it will my first

Full completed

[glad carbon]

hiiii :D

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

I’m gonna feel like issic Clarke in the beginning

playing staying alone

alive

Running through

Corridors

[magic tartan]

kill yourself

https://tenor.com/view/storm-lightning-thunder-and-gif-14505668

[gilded blade]

It's just the harsh truth

[magic tartan]

it was a automated response

i don't get what is the harsh truth

still gae

[gilded blade]

That catboys turn into men

[glad carbon]

would you peel it?

reveal the pulsing flesh

[gilded blade]

In a heartbeat

I had a dream last night that I was trapped inside of Killing Floor 1 singleplayer

[upper shore]

[glad carbon]

i had a dream i got dragged under my bed after stepping off it

woke up screaming

[gilded blade]

That's pretty much how I felt the entire dream. It was awful

[gilded blade]

Imagine if everyone on earth had a nightmare last night

[magic tartan]

bruh

[gilded blade]

Just like a strange synchronized event

[magic tartan]

don't wear out yourself for that

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-close-to-camera-cat-cat-close-cat-ugly-cat-too-close-gif-27041712

[uncut yew]

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[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1243611490578202674/togif-2.gif

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/FbylYS2

[toxic sundial]

My mom will seriously put on a movie, ask me 20 questions in the first ten minutes (I have no answer it's not like I've seen it before) then proceed to get upset I'm not answering and play candy crush on her phone for the next two hours

[glad carbon]

[atomic crane]

i had a nightmare that i was balding

[pastel quartz]

why would you ask them that

[green schooner]

cause they get mad and start doing stuff

its a easy way to detect what ghost it is depending what it does when i ask if they are french

[low atlas]

good morning chat

[green schooner]

they get very mad

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836435590911229982/1245184440645193848/image.png?ex=6657d3e1&is=66568261&hm=fd2fd9c4a67d5435633afefa1d21c2e87d400d8129a9c413a77fdcb1388f3ea0&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1193&height=671

i had a nightmare like this

old conversations with my former friends were playing on the car's radio

they were distorted and sounded eerie

[pastel quartz]

understandable too, I'd be mad as shit, if I wasnt french, and I'd be accused of being french

[pastel quartz]

Oh my god.... the tiktok brainrot is seeping into brainfart

its so over vro....

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829427170396995637/1221411162789249034/jjpQGeno.gif

[pastel quartz]

thats one cute ass goober

[pastel quartz]

Man even with 700 hours ER humbles the shit out of me sometimes

Though to be fair Im using a mod that vastly boosts difficulty so maybe im not as trash as i though now that i think about it

[toxic sundial]

Real

[glad carbon]

hiiiii

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-alo-hello-phone-call-gif-20320635

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-gif-1834222127792525549

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/im-tweaking-by-the-nine-im-tweakin-tweakin-nine-gif-2414695023689659760

[glad carbon]

[gilded blade]

Y'all ever start feeling ethereal when you're sick

I've got a small sinus cold and I just feel so strange. Like I'm somehow not able to feel emotions, just thinking things like "huh, what a strange world we live in"

Probably the cold medicine talking

[pale ingot]

nahh youre dying. It's over. You're finished.

[dreamy flax]

jcdenton2651, your new nickname is Bingo

[gilded blade]

Was my nameo

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-close-to-camera-cat-cat-close-cat-ugly-cat-too-close-gif-27041712

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-gif-26067066

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-uranium-do-not-eat-uranium-nice-try-fed-colon-3-gif-17234768535686601101

[modest dragon]

p!kiss @modest dragon

[foggy mantle]

Hardcore is kissing themselves.. what?

Powered by weeb.sh

[gilded blade]

p!kiss @modest dragon

[foggy mantle]

Bingo kisses Hardcore

Powered by weeb.sh

[modest dragon]

now im startled

@gilded blade

[tidal trellis]

Me

[river robin]

Google ai will say anything is good.

[tidal trellis]

Is it good to drink hydrochloric acid?

[modest dragon]

you can do it

once

[tidal trellis]

Why not twice

[modest dragon]

mhh if you strong enough maybe

[tidal trellis]

Imma try it

[modest dragon]

i should too

lets see who can do it more often

[river robin]

I bet it tastes like pop rocks

[tidal trellis]

Bet

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1245063488322404465/SkibidiToilet.gif

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[river robin]

Shhhh we are talking about drinking acid

[fading shuttle]

monster energy?

[dreamy flax]

hulk4969, your new nickname is Chuckie

[river robin]

No.

Hydrochloric

[tidal trellis]

I'd rather drink hydrochloric acid than monster

Just saying, it'll be less toxic

[modest dragon]

are you sure about that

[low atlas]

when is the medical system being nuked forever

[tidal trellis]

Yeah dude

[low atlas]

with hammers and hatchets

Insurance included

[modest dragon]

can u elaborate

[river robin]

What are you talking about

[tidal trellis]

You wont get a heart attack with hydrochloric now would you

[modest dragon]

damn you got a point

[tidal trellis]

Exactly

[low atlas]

went to 5 different hospitals/clinics for a badly infected wound and they're like

Yeah a few months to treat that

[modest dragon]

why did you let it get badly infected?

[tidal trellis]

Tf happened

[river robin]

The body doesn’t just heal spontaneously shithead

[low atlas]

It's not in my sight

[low atlas]

Shitass they're taking a few months to look into the problem

not heal it

[modest dragon]

you know sometimes problems solve themself over time

[tidal trellis]

It's dependant on what it is you know

[river robin]

You said “few months to treat that”
You’re the retard here

[modest dragon]

ofc

[tidal trellis]

Some stuff you can let heal overtime

[low atlas]

treat doesn't equal heal

lol

[river robin]

Yes it does…..

Treatment

[modest dragon]

tbh no surrae is right

[river robin]

To treat

[low atlas]

look it up on dictionary

treat is to tend to a wound

[modest dragon]

taking painkillers is treating and no healing for example

[low atlas]

if my wound is treated, it is not healed

[glad carbon]

p!kiss @modest dragon

[foggy mantle]

Frota kisses Chuckie

Powered by weeb.sh

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-close-to-camera-cat-cat-close-cat-ugly-cat-too-close-gif-27041712

[river robin]

medical care given to a patient for an illness or injury.
plural noun: treatments
"I'm receiving treatment for an injured shoulder"

[low atlas]

You just proved my point

[glad carbon]

treated is like

[river robin]

No.
I proved that a treatment is to heal

[glad carbon]

the step between getting it and it healing

[fading shuttle]

fuck you want them to do bro, bring out the medigun and heal you instantly

[green schooner]

hi retard

[modest dragon]

you contradict yourself over and over

[glad carbon]

hiii homo :3

[fading shuttle]

you need to be treated to be healed

[green schooner]

treatment is the step to being healed

[tidal trellis]

[glad carbon]

but you arent healed as soon as ur treated

[modest dragon]

p!kiss @glad carbon

[foggy mantle]

Chuckie kisses Frota

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[green schooner]

you know ryry the doctors took a chunk out of my ass for surgery and put me on a ton of meds

that was treatment

[glad carbon]

you slobbering bastard

[river robin]

And for infections, treatment is an ongoing thing, so treatment is healing for infections.

[green schooner]

I was healed when the infection was gone

and i was off the meds

[modest dragon]

tell me you like it tho

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

p!kiss @glad carbon

[foggy mantle]

demotwink kisses Frota

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[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/seth-meyers-stressed-cant-omg-seriously-gif-16578464

[river robin]

The hulk is a mid superhero

[modest dragon]

i agree

[deep topaz]

What's the dumb topic of the hour

[modest dragon]

ryry

[tidal trellis]

This we can agree

[green schooner]

I am medically certified in first aid therefore my opinion is the only one

that matters

easy win

[glad carbon]

warthunder

[modest dragon]

im mean tbh its a chat so i take everything with a grain of salt

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-unzip-gif-13354608

[deep topaz]

Ryry is always a cunt, what's the real topix

[green schooner]

unironcally our colonel was a combat medic and got us certified for first aid and cpr

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-smart-so-many-genius-this-server-has-so-many-geniuses-gif-17960640212511392691

[green schooner]

LOL

[river robin]

Lol funny sex haha funny

[modest dragon]

i was training to become a combat medic lel

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-yskysn-ltg-thunder-thunder-gif-23523876

[glad carbon]

put ur genius away

[green schooner]

yeah our combat medic served in somalia

[winged chasm]

[deep topaz]

Actually I think I'm the most qualified here...

[green schooner]

he was in blackhawk down

the event

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

apart of it

as a lt colonel

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043128395728429116/1158853630527541349/gayasspose.gif?ex=652ee58b&is=651c708b&hm=292335fc08592e0a8d403ff26147aaeb8a8d39eb7354dd1996111ab8665a89b1&

[modest dragon]

i had an "accident" at the physical medic training and wasnt allowed for the test anymore lel

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751012329981870145/1008634256848851045/CB9A9DA8-8A2C-469B-953A-F3043C8C8823.gif

[glad carbon]

me

[winged chasm]

Angy potat

[river robin]

Hold up let me google answers for this online iq test I just found and then post it in the shitposting channel

[modest dragon]

im pretty sure my iq is double digit

[modest dragon]

funny enough after all in the end i wanted to go abroad too (we are not in nato so nothing special)

[deep topaz]

My iq is definitely at least one digit

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

same here buddy

[deep topaz]

It may not be a positive digit though

[modest dragon]

i did the tests last time and my iq test was positive and my corona test had 56

[deep topaz]

Hey that's a passing grade

[olive aurora]

56 coronas thats alotta beers

[river robin]

I cant count that high

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

@modest dragon let me find out

[modest dragon]

yea too much for that shitty pisswater

[green schooner]

im blurring out the info so

i dont doxx myself

lmfao

[deep topaz]

I usually do decent on shitty online IQ tests cause I'm a good bullshitter

Works with most things

[glad carbon]

nah we know ur just editing the numbers

[modest dragon]

https://youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es

[green schooner]

you cant

they line up to the system database

[river robin]

The last time I got my in legitimately tested, by like an organization, was in elementary school.

[green schooner]

for the American heart association

[river robin]

Also is this normal?

[glad carbon]

editing the html data

[green schooner]

you literally

cant

im blurring out out anyways

[modest dragon]

tbh i never got it tested and i though even why i can see for myself that im stupid i dont need no test for that

[green schooner]

suck muh balls

[glad carbon]

not rn

[river robin]

There’s different kinds of smart bro.
Just be you.

[modest dragon]

what about delicately stroking?

[river robin]

Anyways I hate cat posters

[modest dragon]

wise words

[glad carbon]

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/humour-blague/vil-entarte.gif

[tidal trellis]

Fair enough

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/tradfi-real-users-meet-crypto-gif-24004753

[green schooner]

@modest dragon its nice to have so my ass doesnt get sued if I try to perform it

even though im not

advancing into the medical field

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-vegeta-super-saiyan-ssj-vegeta-anime-gif-5809186132786987732

[modest dragon]

oh a first aid certification for some things here they are mandatory

[modest dragon]

i think i have 5 of those

[green schooner]

yeah here its not

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1243611490578202674/togif-2.gif

[modest dragon]

kinda sad innit

[green schooner]

ye you have to have one here

unless you want to get sued

lmfao

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/see-you-in-court-donald-trump-alec-baldwin-saturday-night-live-we-will-meet-in-court-gif-19311778

[green schooner]

only reason why I got it cause of my colonel

even in health

you dont get certified

which is funny'

[modest dragon]

like for example for drivers license you need to make one

not to mention you have to refresh them every other year

[green schooner]

lmfao

yeah

ours is

every 2 years

first aid and cpr is easy tho

splints and basic bandaging

and tourniquet

etc

[modest dragon]

i mean that really depends since you can mess up alot

[green schooner]

you can but like