#🎪bruh-fart
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FUTUTI GURA MATIIII!!!!!!!
A jebo sestru svoju
ok but the mods too bro only reason i know about their reddit community is because a friend i have went on there once and saw fucking soft core porn depicting a canonically underage (and drawn as a) child character
called it out and got banned by the mods iirc
like what the fuck?
blestem
Ssshh
Clueless
You are interrupting their turkish language session
THATS RIGHT 
that's reddit for you
shit sounds about right
I was waiting for it
Roomba
alo
rechinu măsii
cmon do the funny
Ham
only difference is i dont watch that creature
Opalim te malo
severe lack of love and attention has done things to me 
at least you admit it
hey if it works and keeps me not depressed then im fine with it
just do meth
it's called gaming with the boys

I literally went through a shit phase and I got out of it cause i played games with my friends all day
it's great you should try it
you could also just go to the gym
perhaps.
that's if you don't have friends to play with
listen to vtubers while going to the gym
real and true
My stomach bubblin and I have 4 more hours of uni, requesting heli evac
and if i fuck up i get to listen to my favourite vtuber while the bar is choking me to death and im dying horribly
thug it out dont tell nobody what u going thru they dont rly gaf
male mental health tips
I’ve been thuggin it out for too long, my actions have caught up with me
Men are real
new method is to just become indifferent to everything and say "it is what it is"
Should I do this before or after shitting myself in class
both
immediately before and immediately after
Shitting in class is a an act of dominance
lock eyes with the teacher
I lost the fight with my bowels tho
listen, stop being gae. read @wraith osprey's bio

stand up and go to the teacher like youre gonna ask a question
and then just shit yourself
Skip a lesson, take a shit
Damn thats a 
you didn't lose the war 
hi @solar obsidian 
this emoji sucks
I should tell this guy to kill himself 
you can try, but i doubt it will work
falco will ban yuou
My house is an hour away
are there no toilets nearby
you dont shit in public toilets stupid
you only shit at home
None id let my ass touch
guess im just a courageous individual
Or have buttfungus

Well you got 2 choises
Take a shit in a school bathroom
Take a taxi home
2 pills
power move not many have the balls to make
I’m not going bankrupt to shit
I guess we thuggin it out
Well you got 2 pills
You shit yourself on a lesson
Or you get buttfungus

Choose 1
shit in a corner of the bathroom like a real caveman so you contribute to the rot
same
I dont get it
@primal kiln
Last chance to look at me hector
last chance to look at me washing machine
left C4 in the dryer
washed his socks in gasoline
I expected a car crashing into it but that's even better
I love those videos
I just find it so random that people just decide to start playing teardown in real life with a car
fuck
Lizards like this look so confident yet have no fucking clue what they are doing
They are just very yes
kitties!!!!!
why are they flat
man I love waking up straight into work
home work?
idk, they look flat
prepping to go under the door
Crushed for your sins
I work remotely yes
this you?
Craziest Agent 47 disguise yet
@dreamy wadi (commitscooterankle) has been banned for reason: We do not want schizos like you in here
We lost a real one today, boys
@dire creek (jorakiller) has been muted for 999 days for reason: You have 1 day to change your offensive pfp /bio / name to match our #📄rules or you get banned
lel
What is with the wave of nazi pfps and other stuff recently
slavic game
the operative word there was "recently"
theres been a ton for a while
Me when I look upon yer mother
his mother is rotund and lovely
very nice person
Everyone here can confirm
Occurred on June 7, 2022 / Pioneer, Louisiana, USA
While driving home and I run across what I thought was a baby kitten by itself. Stopped, backed up, and found this mob! Wasn’t ready to take them but couldn’t leave them for dead either. So I loaded them up and brought them home where we’re working to get them healthy and get a good home.
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@solar obsidian 
aw hell naw he's in anomaly server too 
idk, i aint going there
do you like go around the internet without VPN
Neo nazi shit appearing on instagram and tiktok regularly now
They dont do shit about obvious propaganda anyways
Who
the fart dot com guy
what kind of fart?

Wasn't funny enough for me to know who they are




im jorking it rn
it's real

:3

And by “it”
I of course mean
M peanits
You shit your pants yet?
Currently thuggin it out
I WILL FIND YOU
this reminds me of the part where Swafford aimed an m16 at his follow marine.
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Me to a newborn baby (they have a squishy soft spot on their head)
i will push ur head in and out
its still under developed
That’s what I do to your mom
That M16A1 is olmost corectly depicted, im happy
Mf named finger

the santiagos legion?
no the artifact science
the santiagos legion happened because of an artefact
the clones
is that vod 1 or 2
2
im like 3 hours into 2

Ok
it's LED lights, okay
penis
we have a neanderthal in the chat we have an ice dweller
Watchu reading
i think jarhead is the only tasteful antiwar movie of the past 20 years
even tho it sucks
pointless monotony backdropped by suffering
^ that is totally not how u spell that

pancakes lmao
Helltakeah
That's the way you do it
furry smut
shower
repost
wow! nice lighting mr kitty
That’s not a cat you are schizophrenic

what the fuck
Cutie :3
I'd use
What is that
it's a gun
SA-58 OSW but Swiss
I’m scared
firing indoors on full-auto will probably set your bowels loose
Pop your eardrums, rupture blood vessels in your lungs, make your spinal fluid boil...
so
@eager igloo wanna see some ear drum rupturing
No
):
Isn’t this the one that almost broke forgotten weapons Ian’s mic and camera
But it was long barrel
I don't think he's reviewed that rifle
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honestly it might've been the SA-58 OSW
You don’t know how wrong you are @storm stream
That looks physically painful to fire
Wyd if you get shot in the head
I wouldn’t
But wyd if you DO get shot in the head
We do not care
I watched a Brandon Herera video recently and the shitty steel soviet helmet bounced a 9x19 AND 9x39 point blank
I would shrimply parry it
ok.
The VSS is one of the most recognizable guns from video games, but almost impossible for me to get in the US…until now.
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Don't look up to me go look up to GOD
Basically this
Boy you 5ft3 women look down on you
I'm 2'5 actually
I’m sorry for making fun of your legally recognised dwarf status
They call me Nasty Bob
Based
You should kys If you think you are enjoying cs2
Esp on nuke

im sponge burb
Shit Myself Over Afghanistan
Let it hang king
So you're that SpongeCock I've been hearing about...
Most dehydrated kitten I’ve ever seen
This boy would devour a bowl of milk and ask for seconds
he just looks evil and fucked up
FUCK YOU
Hes a lil evil
dinglehead
He’s a nice guy
how to kill a cat HUMANELY
Just a lil thirsty
Cook that fraud
nuclear, bomb.
Sanctioned MMA match in the ring
what about big hammer?
turn pings on, dont be a bitch
How am I fraud
be 
Run over it with a truck
Cus you're a dinglehead
🧍♂️
i wanna play salt & sanctuary im so bored rn
and it was actually fun when i played it yesterday
I haven't heard that game in a long time tbh
i might start a new save on it and make some sort of greathammer spellblade build 
dont care about viability so much as i wanna look cool killing shit
A hammer cannot be a spellBLADE
spellnuking this bitch
gdamn. yahzee did a review in 2016
Bro's never had a magic hammer and it shows
so true
CIORBA DE SPANAC 
english
I just came
I want spicy ramen

:flag_ro: Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan (română)
⬇️
SPINACH SOUP
this AI is pretty good ngl
i just ate some
Buldak?
i just do shin
It had a lil chicken man on it

toxic wtf
mă gândesc de sarmale acum 
I came to goon
thanks for reminding me I forgot I had some left 
slide
love chicken
ne stricam la stomac impreuna ca le am de 2 sapt
I'm Saul Goodman...

that's how it's done baby
the drink that makes you gae
thats why you know what it is
no i remember it vaguely off a meme


i dont like men bro
but you love me 
no
I love you too buddy
i fucked your mom
I'm going to explode
we all love metro
hi frota
hiiii buddy
how you doin
"There go my weekend plans..."
weekday.. fuck..
What
?
The dollar store down the block got robbed by a four man team with rifles on Monday
Post orders this morning are "do not come armed"

lmao who robs a dollar store
"score, we got 40$"
i mean they got dollars
Someone who wants dollars
if its one of them fancy ones it charges more than a dollar like at dollar general
just sell some of the ammo for ur rifle
it's cause they need time to count them all 
Jana
But what if you need the ammo
then sell the gun
What if you need the gun
skill issue
every single chat ai is just a very elaborate bonzi buddy
I wanna be him
We are him
i am
You 3 are one person on 3 phones
cat pfp people
Cant imagine fr
no originality like mine, mine is a picasso painting
I should join the cat pfp people
Mine too fud
but first to find a hot furry cat lady
you should consider keeping yourself safe
Made it myself
You can be strota
frota and strota
Evil Alex
we are the allegiance
ask @deep topaz
Frota? 
thanks for asking for me you're the real one 
I just like watching funny cat tiktoks sometimes man
They make me happy, get ignored
Die
I dont post them?
Says the vtuber ice dweller fr
I only love birbs 
he so angy
hi nota
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Owdy
how are you doin cat man
At the ball crushing factory rn
usagi1030, your new nickname is Snowboar
i call next shift
fuck is this pokemon name
polar boar
You can come have my shift im here for 10 hours
soggy cat has been unsogged, what a relief
Full recovery
yes
now the real question is
they age in human years for the first 16 years then it switches over to cat years
that's not what you should be asking
do they also have human ears under the hair so they have 5.1 surround hearing?
do cat years now become longer or shorter due to the japanese vaccine they have coming out for cats that extends their lives
well no, they're legal with 18 
depends on the state, i think alabama is 14 or 15
it's 16 here 
but to marry you nee to be 18 so it's safe anyways
who'd have teh sex without a ring on their finger
heathens
@toxic sundial @glad carbon
plimpus
Real and true
13 what
age
dollar
age for what
consent
consent to what
making life
did this years ago
understandable 13 is a reasonable age to start thinking about your future 
In 1880, the ages of consent were set at 10 or 12 in most states, with the exception of Delaware where it was 7


Delaware 
deleware was fucked up
I hope god had an infinite supply of popcorn
because he sure as fuck needed it watching humanity develop
Hawaii, which changed it from 14 to 16 in 2001.... way to get with the times hawaii
0 days without #🎪bruh-fart discussing the age of consent
says 7 right underneath
9 is crazy I was like playing with hot wheels 😃
no hot wheels in 1800s
i woulsa been playing with stick
and a wheel?
Yes
gotta keep ur hands warm somehow
I can't even remember what I was doing at 9 that shit was like before the internet existed
man aol chatrooms and myspace were the things
chatting up random housewives on MIRC
I like how the top text changes to green for no reason
I’m crazy
you are
hi crazy
you're crazy for willingly learning romanian
what does this mean
means buttsex became legal in 2003. before that you could have been arrested
it means you could legally fuck people in the ass
Hoas should be illegal
what are hoas
@solar obsidian could you tell your friends to get me back? 
Hoes*
people "accidently" putting it in the wrong hole before 2003 
Real and true
Nazis that try to control the color of ur lawn or how tall it is or what’s in ur backyard
hoes should be illegal
well let me inform you they still are
everyone is a nazi these days 
@heavy peak, please let my sweet boy Pepe out. he dindu and and dind see nuffin
Gardeners going crazy right now
Home Owners Association (HOA) neighborhood organization meant to create a community within the neighborhood that collectively works together to raise property value or pay for some community amenities.
🤝
I guess only america has to deal with nazis now
ironic
"Create a community" my ass
It costs $400 000 to leave this place.... For 12 seconds
Real AND true
O ma god... Who touched brainfart... WHO TOUCHED MA GUN
anyway, is the role applied by xela and its timed?
Hoas are shit they literally fine you for having a bad color lawn slightly off color green FINE!
Real NOR True
what are you new or something?
stop being american
easy fix
That's what I pay any time I randomly write something in newbies chat every 4 months
well I don’t have a hoa thank god ❤️🙏
Never
why are you complaining then
I saw the command, this time it was timed with Carl-bot, just a day, it should go away automatically
you see others suffer do you wish to ease their suffering
no
especially not americans
crazy bastards
real and true
ah, very good. here's the info, @lyric horizon (i know u are brainfart rejected for some reason)
What the fuck I thought you were sleeping or something
You can complain about things that don't effect you y'know. Just like how mega cringe it is the Brits still have a king lmao
Doesn't effect me, still lame
Why 
They had a queen 🔥🔥
God rest her soul btw she was a nice lady
Your old or something
Asked for it
I never told him not to do it
I asked why
there's a very clear difference
I reject the concept of a nice monarch
i reject the concept of a funny catposter
so true
Ermmmmm ppl with zero personality when they post le frog pictures and gifs 😂
I resonate with this message

Stay hating
People with zero funny when they le block people 😂
you already can
Cannot break the
barricade
people with nationality issues (italian) when they cant react

You should keep him exiled also crush his balls with a rock maybe
Will do
real
Real real
For eel for eel
On cod
No carp
falco has infected brainfart with the real virus
Real
fuck I love ds2
True and factual
Top 10 Most Brutal Mortal Combat Finishers, number 1:
Unblock me already you bastard, stop being Torres or smth

falco posting gore?
smh, keeping him blocked for 10 morbillion years
Daily
awful
He's younger than me 
How old are you
Obviously older than time
He was the asteroid that killed dinosaurs
He's a 900 year old dragon trapped in the body of a teenage girl obviously
why is robco experimenting with fev bruh
house wanted super mutant gf
damn 
can we talk about your fov please
no
i like high viewmodel fov but wtf
FOV TURNED UP TO THE FUCKING MAX
He's starving
also, who tf makes their skyrim chracter purposefully hot
what the fuck does this mean
But how gey are you
honestly I'm a bit asexual but if I had no choice I'd get horny with the opposite sex
bob
miau
aftershave? that cream that men use for beards?
nop
oh nvm
its a drink
but the ad has em shaving for some reason
Orangina
about 2/3rds of the playerbase
degenerates infested skyrim, millions must be purged
i build the same argonian every playthru
actually clueless
bloodborne pc when
I already knew that before, and there are way more loverslab mods for skyrim than fallout 4
I played skyrim, got tired of the knight and magic shit, I couldnt shoot poeple in the face with a gun
didnt like it
its because fallout 4's style is kinda weird
and the game hasnt been out as long
I'm aware, cbbe was originally for skyrim
anyone else think the visual style of f4 is kind of wack
yeah
and fallout 4 doesnt have werewolves
it was very off-putting for me to be honest, didn't really make me wanna continue playing it
maybe if we keep bitching about it for 10 more years
roger
will continue bitching
I would play skyrim full time, but I couldnt unload bullets into a mf
+, didn't want to mod it to make it "better"
nah ur just in it for the deathclaws
the m16 mod in question:
fallout 4 is shit without mods
thats a fact even I know
cant even adjust fov
I have to mod it
every lithuanian
the fuck, why would I want to play for the deathclaws? I played it because I want to massacre poeple like how the enclave deals with muties
I think the same goes for Skyrim for me tbh, modded that shit with like 350 mods and then never played it
that's just hot dog water my dude
I ❤️ Lithuanium
granted I also did finish Skyrim prior I remember
He's olderer than time then
Fallout 4 vr was only good when i played with the 10mm ported into H3VR
It's incredible how badly Bethesda has made it
melt
@solar obsidian 
@solar obsidian 
@solar obsidian 
if bethesda didnt want players to have fun, then why did they make melting poeple with energy weapons satisfying
false
@grizzled meadow
Look up a mod called FRIK
if you haven't heard of it
I know but it still doesn't have physical reloads
I seen some videos of it, its like playing mgs5 in first person
Funny how fallout 4 has mods to make it look like fallout 3
because in truth, older bethesda games are peak, fallout 4's story is pretty shit, but the improved mechanics and gunplay is peak
Real
Look. In H3VR today i dual wielded an MP7 and the 10mm. Meanwhile a mod allowed me to grab the gun while palming a magazine. Easy reloading. Except that my guns both jammed with bubble feed and i died
so why not just keep the mechanics of fallout 4 with the story of old fallout games
I wish
then it becomes peak
the power of mods bud, they're remaking fallout 3 and fallout new vegas
in fallout 4s engine
You love to see it
You see zenimax made a strict "no mods from other of our franchises" rule so they can make creation club content
its not a suprise that modders do a better job on bethesda's game than bethesda themselves
How those mods are still up? I have no idea
Did you see the video criken has been doing? Cutting up fallout 3 clips to make his own shit show lol
that one I havent seen
Well when you've got years to do it it'll always be better realistically, but yeah it's shit how bad their games are
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Like technically fallout 4's mechanics aren't that good either, but they're much better than older games of course
look at how starfield ended up
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in the bin with other shit bethesda games
Their games have so much potential
https://streamable.com/iuwkcx Hopefully not too spicy
yes
For me, starfield sits above rogue warrior as a Bethesda game
So sad because i wanted to play new vegas again
Maybe i'll get some mods for it
I'm guessing there's probably a sprinting mod out there in the wasteland
Off molly that two tone pill
theres an upcoming mod that brings fallout new vegas's story in fallout 4s engine
I'm just waiting for that
How do they even do that lol
Fa-f-fff-fa-fa-
I'm guessing they just have access to the engine itself
I guess, like a dlc
One thing FO4 really helped with was the lack of combat verticality present in FNV and FO3(FO3 had a couple of segments where you'd be shooting at enemies at notably different heights, but not many)
look up fallout: project mojave
it still isnt done, suprisingly
FO4 just has better combat in general 
4 dudes been makin it for 3 years
no ones afraid to admit FO3 and FNV have the worst combat of the series
FO3 and FNV have the same combat system
I'd rather wait for Fallout 4 new vegas
yes, just like every other modders, they're a small team
I also like FO4's power armor waaaayyy more than FO3/NV
That's what it is
its just that they give it too you way too early
i mostly skip that shit piece we get at the beginning and go looking for my own frame
it makes you feel like a spacemarine from wh40k
Fallout 4 space marine mod
ew warhammer reference
there is a mod for that too
Where's my fucking bolter
nah it makes me feel like an armored core from armored core
railway rifle :
I just don't think the frame should exist
Armored core from armored core in armored core
Its lame
I think it makes sense
I hate that we get it so early, but FO4 def has the best feeling power armor in the series
in 3/NV its just a glorified piece of armor, not really what power armor is
power armor is meant to feel like a vehicle, walking tank y know?
Janaaaaaaaaaa
I enjoy the frame being a thing just so you can truly customize it
No
Feeling yes, just don't really like the lore shit they ruined for it
Yes
And power armor training just not existing
If you care about lore in fallout anymore I feel bad for you
No need for an under suit
Project mojave puts new vegas in fallout 4's engine, my dear boy
nate was a power armor pilot, and he prob taught nora
Unless you're referring to something else
Fallout is mid
Bruh
how
This guy still is just saying shit
Do you understand that's not the same project as Fallout 4: New Vegas?
nate literally fought in anchorage
Hes been here for HOURS
how did he fucking teach his lawyer wife
to wear power armor
when he doesnt own it
Its honestly commendable
There's two of the same project?
Well maybe not exactly
By watching a youtube tutorial dud
prob just taught them the basics for fun one time, if you can get training from lik 3 minutes of talking then you can get training from 3 minutes of talking
it was the same in FO3 and FNV
I asked my Lithuanian friend and he said it was factual
What are you saying me boy
It's called dropping off a building into a deathclaw's warm embrace

get in armor
make sure the suit has a fusion core(optional)
what training
in FO3/FONV power armor training amounts to talking to someone who wears power armor 
"Wife let me tell you the specifics of using power armor without one present"
in FO3/FONV you needed training to pilot power armor
again prob just the basics, my uncle who was a fighter jet pilot taught me aloooot for fun
that was there so the player doesnt have op armor from the start of the game, but lore-wise? I dont know anymore
its a fun thing to talk about how is this so beyond you
that is just completely axed by bethesda
yeah no it makes no sense lore wise since some cave man is able to pilot power armor from the beginning of the game but not a vault dweller or a militaristic courier
so simplistically, power armor training prob just doesnt exist
it hasnt for most of the series
Unironically argueing in brainfart is WILD 😭😭

it would make sense if it was nate who knew how to use PA at the start of the game
but nora?
Bro why WERE YOU GOING ON GOON CAVES 😭
how the fuck does she know
again if power armor training was real, every time you learn it you find out in like 3 minutes from talking to one guy who uses power armor
its not out there that nate taught nora for fun
if you can learn just from a conversation
"for fun" thats crazy
bro you'd be surprised
veterans like to talk about the cool planes and tanks they got to pilot
PA training is probably like a crash course into linux
same thing you can tell someone to use a gun just by telling instructions to them
Pennsylvania
takes only a few minutes to be able to use it
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
I got something to shut you up
and again, PA training wasnt required for 5 out of 7 mainstream games 
insert magazine
turn off safety
chamber a round
go commit crime
its that easy
imagine thinking that matters
fallout 1 and 2 didnt need and since those are the best fallout that means its canon
fallout 2 is to blame for what fallout 4 became
most people actually fail at loading the magazine
even more can't disable the safety
You've gotten alot farther than you should've mutie, time to die
What did you do
what? bro its just inserting the mag into the magwell
told noobs theres sweaty men in x18
its not that simple
loading the bullet into the magazine 
oh, that part, I see what you mean
Fallout 2 was the ac black flag of the series
yeah ive seen people put bullets in the wrong way, the mag the wrong way, load too many bullets into the mag somehow, tons of dumb shit that i would never do but TBF is pretty excusable for newbies
Beginning of the downfall
I need to play AC blackflag shit went so hard but i never finished it
FO2 was so peak
played ac unity, only because it had napoleon in it and it was set during the revolution/jacobin era, story was shit
Ive played 2 asscree games, syndicate cuz it was free on xbox and black flag cuz black flag
the story was so goddamn generic
syndicate went kinda hard ngl, didnt finish it either lol
indeed
Only ass creed i played was revelations
as soon as i saw the name i knew it was stella
well that depends on the peoples if they wanna blow my head off
Ass creep 2 is what everyone says is the best but idk if i believe them
why are you in here? what did you do I mean?
I do need to try dishonored sometim
"ass creep 2"😭🙏
31 lol you know this
your the one to make it weird, idot
good job at waterloo + it's almost winter + you got syphilis
ass in creep black flag was the best i played tbh




