🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

@fallow trellis

[lunar brook]

no, i like going in newcomers chat sometimes

[inland jackal]

[lunar brook]

and Grimm already did the meme day one

[fallow trellis]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dwarf-dwarven-chad-tree-trees-gif-27518726

[fallow trellis]

i just hate one tree

bane of my existance

[pastel quartz]

the gif format is better there is no point having it as a video if there is no sound

please improve

[pale ingot]

decided to play salt & sanctuary, what do i pick here

[pastel quartz]

chef

beat their meat

[pale ingot]

i played one time before and i think i chose pauper which is basically just a farmer

[pastel quartz]

in a cooking food way not a homo way

[pale ingot]

you spawn with a fucking potato if you pick the chef class

[pastel quartz]

and?

[pale ingot]

on some real shit

[pastel quartz]

yes

[naive bison]

what the fuck is this

[pale ingot]

the characters are so fucked up

[pale ingot]

2d darksouls

[naive bison]

Papa's Soulslikearia?

[pastel quartz]

he looks like a charascter you should choose

[pale ingot]

[naive bison]

looks like dark and darker on fentanyl

[fallow trellis]

looks like nacho from call ball

[naive bison]

he's the one who got a stroke this time

[pale ingot]

wtf

[naive bison]

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot

[pale ingot]

the classes other than chef and pauper get access to fucking like perks i think

[pale ingot]

[pale ingot]

but those 2 just get fuckall

yk what

[pastel quartz]

megic

[pale ingot]

im gonna go with the peasant one cause why not bro

fucking pauper

[pastel quartz]

hail summoner conjure me a warm bed would you?

[pale ingot]

he's CRINGING...

what are these bro 😭

[naive bison]

[pale ingot]

im just gonna stay with none

i dont wanna fuck with whatever effects are

[naive bison]

i have rabies

[pale ingot]

those luscious lips..

[pastel quartz]

he wants to play

[zealous remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-staring-cat-stare-stop-staring-at-me-please-gif-9315292369693569596

[pastel quartz]

( play is murder )

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/vaheed-gif-8873015

[solar obsidian]

because the one who added it is cringe

[naive bison]

silly cats

NOW

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201993798260101240/1228363495372886076/attachment.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/898697870620889190/1209026271179309066/mula_aaa.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176347585217310731/1236135535035158619/attachment.gif

[pastel quartz]

iedy obv

[solar obsidian]

i dont know

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-cat-lollipop-lick-adorable-gif-13289958719345770541

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589519755615010828/1241018715617755286/attachment-5-4.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-cat-grrrr-gif-10331041063085728662

[pale ingot]

i died on the 3rd enemy in the tutorial and it sent me out of it.

[naive bison]

take autism test and score in top 5%

[pale ingot]

well not a tutorial

[naive bison]

we don't discriminate

[pale ingot]

just a lore section where you see how you ended up on the shitisland

[pastel quartz]

men

and femboy

mainly men

[pale ingot]

[pastel quartz]

was too femminine /

[pale ingot]

[pastel quartz]

supposedly

[naive bison]

NAUR THIS HAS TO BE A PAPA'S GAME

[pale ingot]

papa's hearty rolleria (this is my healing pot)

[naive bison]

ok there;s no way

[pale ingot]

its only because i chose the "faith" of fucking like.. atheism

i literally chose the fucking scientific advancement of man as my faith bro

[slender rock]

You guys being too fuckin loud

[pale ingot]

has some nice music though

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/que-gif-27530657

[pale ingot]

metal ass beat

owait first boss arena

lets go

i suck.

i 2nd phased him and died

watch this 2nd try

totally didnt fumble the bag because im bad at this game.

[inland jackal]

@lunar brook

[solar coral]

Shadow of the erdtree in 2 months

[pale ingot]

3rd time was not the charm

but he was 1 shot

so uh.. good going

[pastel quartz]

6.21.2024

thats 1

today is 5.21.2024

[pale ingot]

breaking news: peasant kills weird fucking salt-creature

[solar coral]

Typo </3

[pastel quartz]

furry

[prisma quiver]

furrycon

[solar coral]

1v1 armored core 6

[pastel quartz]

buy me the game

[prisma quiver]

I showed my barber samm.zia and he did me right brooooo

I tipped him 10€

[solar coral]

Just be rich

Just be born to an oil baron

[pastel quartz]

what game is this

[prisma quiver]

Baldurs Gate 3

I had a drinking session with an overweight zombie

[solar coral]

Good game

[prisma quiver]

It was fun

And then he died

[pastel quartz]

that looks like a warhammer fantasy thing

[pastel quartz]

skill issue

[solar coral]

DND predates warhammer </3

[pastel quartz]

i don play weeb games anyways

[solar coral]

DND isnt anime </3

[pastel quartz]

now fuck off while i boot up sex with hitler 2

[solar coral]

Average warhammer player

[prisma quiver]

شنصسلشصخالاةشىاصةى

[dreamy flax]

:flag_en: Uighur, Uyghur (Uyƣurqə, ئۇيغۇرچە‎)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Business

[narrow sorrel]

5e

[solar coral]

5e is fine

[pale ingot]

i like the skill tree in salt and sanctuary tbh

[pastel quartz]

tree?

[solar coral]

Every version before 3e was horrible to play

[narrow sorrel]

MOUNTED COMBAT RULES IN 5E (THEY DONT EXIST )

[solar coral]

Just apply creature speed to PC its so easy

[prisma quiver]

It's Soulja Boy!

[narrow sorrel]

You WILL enjoy making thac0 calculationd

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1224366313414070294/rogacz-piwo.gif

[prisma quiver]

I-is dat you? o_o

[pale ingot]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[narrow sorrel]

There's more to it than that

[solar coral]

Nah

[narrow sorrel]

uh huh

[solar coral]

Horse go fast, only advantage

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-soldier-boy-sad-maybe-gif-9027743084973165073

[solar coral]

5e is so based for that

[narrow sorrel]

5e is cringe

[solar coral]

Complicated mount system? Nah, horse go fast, done

[prisma quiver]

5e?

I only know 15e

From my days in the napoleonic wars

[narrow sorrel]

the 15ème?

[solar coral]

I bet you use forgotten realms lore

[solar coral]

Aww u gunna cry that im making my kobold lawful good?

[prisma quiver]

I used to be in 15e in a roblox napoleonic wars group

It was so funny

[narrow sorrel]

I'm going to cry that you're making a kobold

[solar coral]

Awww gunna cry my dragonborn worships bahamut?

[pastel quartz]

actual nerds

[solar coral]

I genuinely despise forgotten realms lore police lol

[prisma quiver]

How much would yall pay for a 6'5 goth girl to step on you

[solar coral]

Cant let go of old lore

[prisma quiver]

Asking for a friend

[narrow sorrel]

(I just want to play runequest)

[solar coral]

Unfortunately for you i cant turn up my volume so this does mothing to me

[narrow sorrel]

(nobody wants to play runequest)

[solar coral]

Go back to 1e you geezer go back to the pub

[prisma quiver]

I switched from 15e to rjn

[solar coral]

Or ADND whatever

[prisma quiver]

But before 15e I was in saxony

And then after rjn I went to corsica

[narrow sorrel]

Runequest isnt either of those

[prisma quiver]

Whats runequest

https://youtu.be/XdA6EG2myZU

[solar coral]

No one gunna play runequest give it up lmao

[narrow sorrel]

[solar coral]

Go play pathfinder (hell)

Go play a west march

[narrow sorrel]

but I wanna play shadowrun

[narrow sorrel]

play ||FATAL||

[solar coral]

Unfortunately all the stranger things fans are playing 5e! Loser!

[solar coral]

Play rifts :)

[narrow sorrel]

Oh good I'm not missing out

[lapis zinc]

Roll for circumference

[solar coral]

Whats your fav spell

[narrow sorrel]

in 5e?

[solar coral]

Sure why not since you suggested it

[narrow sorrel]

upcast magic missile

[solar coral]

Me its gunna be chain lightning, only if its a sorcerer tho

[pastel quartz]

this will be you one day

[narrow sorrel]

heat metal is also funni but context dependent

[solar coral]

Naw spray color is underrated

Pocket sand is not to be underestimated

That and i really like silence for my polearm bois

[narrow sorrel]

whatever derobes the DM's intentions is good

[solar coral]

Shoutout to sanctuary for invalidating an entire dungeon

Sanctuary is also hilarious in baldurs gate 3 due to how the AI acts

[narrow sorrel]

oh in burger's gate

(I only played neverwinter nights dont tell anyone)

[solar coral]

Yeah, all AI will immediately try to enter the sanctuary area, have another sorcerer cast dagger storm and its pretty much non stop free kills

[solar coral]

Unless they patched that lmao

[prisma quiver]

Every opp shot, (REDACTED)

[storm stream]

top cover optional

[stiff marsh]

• dust cover *

[pale ingot]

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-jet-gif-12783876636484072375

[visual stirrup]

Biblically accurate F-35

Can outfly and outfight god and all of his angels

[uncut yew]

B61-12 thermonuclear gravity bomb

[solar coral]

What about grenade launcher and kobra

[quartz ridge]

Gp-25 my beloved

[storm stream]

optional

[solar coral]

Nah

[quartz ridge]

Bayonet is required btw

[solar coral]

Not optional

[solar coral]

Batonet too

[quartz ridge]

Gps are optional

[solar coral]

Grenade launcher AND bayonet

[quartz ridge]

I dont think thats possible

[solar coral]

Not with that atitude

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1119443655829225545/1242515834358861844/mushroom_jet_1.mp4?ex=664e1e8b&is=664ccd0b&hm=0d22d902b741c37485fa025bf0adbdbbbff732fb8d78c7bd5107faba467ae06e&

[uncut yew]

Mass terrorism

[pale ingot]

2nd boss actually first tried and i was missing 1 health pot because i was just exploring and didnt know this was a boss room

[uncut yew]

https://youtu.be/Ym_HMUA_o7I "you must die now"

[prisma quiver]

Nah

[deep topaz]

i return

[fluid heron]

God fucking damnit

I can't escape ai

[heavy peak]

@deep topaz post it with a fucking warning next time

[deep topaz]

what

[heavy peak]

The shit you just posted, loud and psychedelic shit csgo edit

[deep topaz]

you have the volume on mp4s more than 10%?

[heavy peak]

Irrelevant

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1118750793118523452/1227336925355049071/attachment.gif

[naive bison]

1%*

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1242513076675280958/442482950_442540548598763_3096928975659684932_n.png?ex=664e1bfa&is=664cca7a&hm=29e9d80101aa82d96d5e5e3d885f2c3a50f64133bde15d62bbbef432c9363f5a&

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790559768916918272/1225548332232081440/caption-4.gif

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1126339118767546409/1242527948247138365/uytreue.png?ex=664e29d3&is=664cd853&hm=1667b9e2e30266c18e51903f09ff70b5cdf6b12f1a0d3034ebbaac371f57b3b0&

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1241475228090241094/ur_a_thief.gif

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1242557834223288505/GN_-7RxWAAAnuGs.jpg?ex=664e45a9&is=664cf429&hm=ece11632a6c75338ca6aab7fe93136f16b0d871ea34dacaaa545d624bf150b76&

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1209930684098027561/1699863180838456.gif

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1242500161847164938/7650876f839aa4fa72fe3248b6ffcafdd68212c296b9b102034c1559092a8746_1.png?ex=664e0ff3&is=664cbe73&hm=128eb438dd41ae5ef36051c77e2390706136387bb6bdf149e0244ffe815704aa&

Elden Ring DLC is $50

[fading shuttle]

least overpriced dlc sir

[stiff marsh]

ugggg they are simping over fake japanese cartoon girls in offtopic again.

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/bao-bao-the-whale-bao-vtuber-vtuber-ponder-gif-14420212272896131328

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1052062111288791101/1242283047060115507/GOBTUPzWEAA4_4E.png?ex=664dee7e&is=664c9cfe&hm=4eaaf36fb71a8c17496564f97930e1957b26c97f6af19baa60b8d90ed55da818&

[stone blade]

nu zdarova

Alo

https://tenor.com/view/cu-drag-gif-5863537198419584852

@narrow lotus

@pastel quartz

[grizzled meadow]

Tuna and onion = my favorite pizza

[stone blade]

....What the fuck is wrong with you

Not even allah can save you from this much sin

I understand onion

but tuna?

nahh

[grizzled meadow]

Bruh

You don't understand shit

[tidal trellis]

why tuna

just curious

[grizzled meadow]

Because it's good

I forgot to add "canned"

That kind of tuna

Canned fish, you know

[stone blade]

aha

okay that is permissable

you go to jannah

[deep topaz]

tuna and onion sounds gross if you think about them separately, but tuna salad is a big thing, so it must be good

[heavy peak]

It is

Haven't made one in a while

[grizzled meadow]

It's a great combo on pizza, try it
Mozzarella, canned tuna, onion, it's great

[lusty sonnet]

add some pineapple too

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1242590677590741112/IMG_20240514_222859_198.jpg?ex=664e643f&is=664d12bf&hm=1759e38b4347a83ad6bd6dfac229fb4a7dd5b30542de6442537b930e0dcebd0d&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1242590715251392634/IMG_6267.jpg?ex=664e6448&is=664d12c8&hm=ff87550c8f815be7f4f74e2d1436e29a192b6b8c2dd87c617f5ab73696cbc443&

[tidal trellis]

oh okay

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-juice-chopchop-slice-gif-16197707

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @heavy peak

[placid sail]

I hate new discord design

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/sATnkD8wLQg?si=nXU1Sw71xY1IS3Cw @grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

I'll get used to it in a couple days, but until then, I hate it

[stone blade]

cry about it

[delicate trench]

Oh shit

I can talk here now wtf

[fading shuttle]

fresh meat

we hunger

[stone blade]

http://www.armenskipop.com/

go ahead

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/jidion-gif-9759686772699862027

(its not cum btw)

(its soda)

(like actually, this isn't a joke)

(please don't ban me)

[tidal trellis]

it had a new design?

on phone or what?

I haven't seen anything on pc yet

[pale ingot]

what is the purpose

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-shark-tank-notes-taking-notes-remember-gif-15073512

[placid sail]

pc

this is how a mention looks now, for instance

[pale ingot]

also amazing new novice

this is what we're all about in brainfart

[tidal trellis]

huh

I didn't notice it

[prisma quiver]

Me neither

Jana 🤭

[heavy peak]

Most wanted pepega edition

[tidal trellis]

me

[inland jackal]

When you're in a changing things that worked and making them worse competition and your opponent is discord staff.

[placid sail]

and google chrome

[placid sail]

and half the software makers in general

[tidal trellis]

this is like the most low effort way I've seen someone do that meme

I'm sorry, I just had to say it

[inland jackal]

Lol yea. It would've been better if I got the idea to actually add the image while I was typing it instead of frantically looking it up after sending the message lol

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-twd-rick-grimes-dance-gif-8918224923257704013

[inland jackal]

8 in the morning shitposting lol

[upper shore]

ricky dicky, doo da grimes

[upper shore]

hohoho merry christmas down under timezoner

[tidal trellis]

coral

[low atlas]

@tidal trellis p benchod

[tidal trellis]

what did he mean by this

[low atlas]

do u not know the meaning of that

[tidal trellis]

no

[low atlas]

Damn

Learn your neighboring countries swear words man

[tidal trellis]

not enough room in this skull to learn a language

its too full of other shit

[low atlas]

benchod is sister fucker in indian

[tidal trellis]

gonna strangle u

[low atlas]

babachod

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fight-beat-up-beating-punching-gif-13866624219462802987

[tidal trellis]

aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[quartz ridge]

stay away from him

[lone cedar]

it better be length of the whole DS3

[tidal trellis]

I only know how to swear in english

[low atlas]

you don't know what he really is

[tidal trellis]

and even then I can't call u shit here cause u are protected

[low atlas]

I can say the same about you flop

[tidal trellis]

batman when he sees someone littering

[remote vine]

How much was base Elden Ring again I forgot

[tidal trellis]

🟣

[low atlas]

🟪

[tidal trellis]

the world may never know

[lone cedar]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1245620/ELDEN_RING/

Steam

ELDEN RING

THE NEW FANTASY ACTION RPG.Rise, Tarnished, and be guided by grace to brandish the power of the Elden Ring and become an Elden Lord in the Lands Between.• A Vast World Full of ExcitementA vast world where open fields with a variety of situations and huge dungeons with complex and three-dimensional designs are seamlessly connected. As you explore...

Price

$59.99

Recommendations

604376

Metacritic

94

▶ Play video

60$

[low atlas]

Soon that will have no meaning

[tidal trellis]

very ominous

[remote vine]

$10 less

[low atlas]

Dead place

[tidal trellis]

oh

[lone cedar]

its 40

[low atlas]

Alexander the not so great is gaslighting himself

[lone cedar]

and base game is 60

where did u see 50

[low atlas]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/335914318509899790/1204283236424093696/caption.gif

[tidal trellis]

but where else will I get my memes and constant shitpost updates from 😭

[remote vine]

Here

[low atlas]

That exists?

[remote vine]

That’s euro

[low atlas]

What on official?

[lone cedar]

why is steam dying

[low atlas]

Wednesday

Maintenance time

[lone cedar]

what kind of kurac is this

[tidal trellis]

it usually dies on Wednesday

y'all really didn't know about this?

[lone cedar]

no

[brittle geyser]

it happens every week

[tidal trellis]

well u just learned now

[lone cedar]

r/TIL moment

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/uxiagnoKC0w?si=fuK8bqLcRLRd03of

me and who

[delicate trench]

Fuck off

[lone cedar]

hi ghost of tsushima

[delicate trench]

No

This didn’t happen

[naive bison]

[inland jackal]

It doesn't feel like christmas
Christmas is hot down here.
And I don't feel jolly

[tidal trellis]

only true wizards can reply to this

[lone cedar]

Jingle balls

[upper shore]

Just build a time machine and go to a point in time where it is both good and also Christmas

Alternatively, contact your local shadow wizard to cast a spell. Only 299.99 for 10 year time reversal with the first timer discount.

[grizzled meadow]

Not even 30 minutes of having the Novice role in here and we already have degenerate shit

[upper shore]

Boss

[delicate trench]

I was told to come here

[slender rock]

guys

[inland jackal]

Average novice rank

[tidal trellis]

this is why brainfart exists, to quarantine such people

potato was right

[tidal trellis]

he's a scientist

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-9gag-gif-22143902

caress the balls

[delicate trench]

Alright never mind

Too many moderators have had to speak to me today

[slender rock]

resisting the urge to kick this door down

[delicate trench]

I think it’s time for me to go

I can feel the seat warming up

[grizzled meadow]

It was a mistake

[delicate trench]

And the gun

[uncut yew]

Kicking down doors is peak entertainment

[lone cedar]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/686200/Door_Kickers_Action_Squad/
Door kickers mentioned

Steam

Door Kickers: Action Squad

Door Kickers: Action Squad is a crazy old school side-scroller action game that puts you in the role of a SWAT trooper and sends you to deal with the bad guys in Nowhere City USA.Choose your gear, then kick the doors down and face the action. Adapt and react by the seat of your pants, and if needed - restart without a care and rethink. Master we...

Price

$13.99

Recommendations

8003

▶ Play video

[slender rock]

this stupid fucking housemate being a fucking literal I mean

[uncut yew]

I played the original

[slender rock]

A LITERAL fucking idiot, retarded fuckwit I can't stress this enough

[uncut yew]

Sharp objects exist for a reason you know.

Cut a loving message into the door

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1242516929181388902/pot_wen_bal_itc.webp?ex=664e1f90&is=664cce10&hm=2eb6d9cf4360121a7f54c8c121c6208023de3c2c092ece84c77aabdecfb0b249&=&format=webp

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-9gag-gif-22143902

[slender rock]

So does assualt charges and prison

[uncut yew]

Imagine going to prison for "Assaulting a door"

[slender rock]

no

if arma can STOP FUCKING STEALING FOCUS ON THE SCREEN

Me and my mom had to leave to do shit for housing interview shit, we came back and I assumed douchenoozle was still home so the door remained locked

[lone cedar]

cant wait for arma 4 (1 fps RTX 5090)

[slender rock]

this fuckwit was trying to go through the fucking kitchen window

and calls my mom a fatbitch after she let the retarded fuckwit in

like motherfucker

you're the one who was bitching about the door being unlocked when people are home

like retard

he burnt down his last house

so he's passive agressively playing his shit "wanna be

[uncut yew]

You better have a good smoke detector installed

[slender rock]

hard gansta rap shit

like okay buddy

he's a child in a the body of 50+

[slender rock]

yeah no joke

everyone is getting moved out around aug or end of aug

[lone cedar]

briish

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/extender-maximum-gains-massive-gif-16858246

[slender rock]

I'm an american I just like using fuckwit

throws people off

that's all just wanted to rant, and if anything changes I'll let ya'll know before popo comes lol /s

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1242611045642666059/IMG_3760.jpg?ex=664e7737&is=664d25b7&hm=4b347f038e498be07cf81c30e7e29416a3070a2922515fcb294826da48aa63d2&

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-829204207933507898

[pastel quartz]

wild

[glad carbon]

[pastel quartz]

why does the white car look mad

[high meteor]

i'd be mad too if i was a car

[glad carbon]

buy

[pastel quartz]

no, you dont have to do anything, you just depend on your owner for food and water

[tidal trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1049108749048098847/1242522715106312192/IMG_2428.png?ex=664e24f4&is=664cd374&hm=af1fa25c33f5f602c91e4274b1f00d0129547cd40ee05a3376ff4628c026af0d&

[pastel quartz]

you shit in a litterbox, they clean it up

shrimple as that

[pastel quartz]

Buy

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882353430193123350/1239895264681132042/togif.gif

[high meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784941516425658389/1242308171691720787/Garn47_-_1792739644498751719.gif

[pastel quartz]

tole tole

[glad carbon]

its tole tole tuesday

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slap-attack-scratch-spray-bottle-gif-17118070709567052669

[pastel quartz]

bro pulled out the 9

[spare blade]

bro

[pastel quartz]

bro visited his friend

[naive bison]

Wow thank you so much wikipedia

[pastel quartz]

wow, the C.I.A's indoctrinations used to be subtle

[glad carbon]

hi catbites :D

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-kitten-cat-cute-pet-gif-16929017

[glad carbon]

[tidal trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1090964709617963080/1239998686579261450/IMG_20240514_194011_552.jpg?ex=664e30c4&is=664cdf44&hm=e8a26a9745625c2ef37a0fc3395b5ed308ec93bfaab1a65c1502fefad637de9e&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1090964709617963080/1239998686864605224/IMG_20240514_194011_418.jpg?ex=664e30c5&is=664cdf45&hm=781b2a1ffca7ef8d805dc3422a2fe7473f321487f72b62719e3b1e1afc9b4d62&

[spare blade]

https://tenor.com/view/zach-campbell-zachary-campbell-stressed-out-stress-upset-gif-26469661

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1242632251217547395/2024.05.22_-_01.42.58.79_-_Trim.mp4?ex=664e8af7&is=664d3977&hm=a7b23c49d963927b1e9cee73920242fd62b6b5ab26cbbbd7c39d419cfb44ea3e&

Tin can vs tin can

[glad carbon]

neat

[prisma quiver]

https://youtu.be/UCMF6PnwCy0

It can get kinda hard sumtimes...

[sacred grotto]

мяу?

[prisma quiver]

Akula

[sacred grotto]

гав?

[prisma quiver]

грррр

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/kantko-kantko-meme-kantko-cat-kantko-server-meme-gif-8467708799062178424

[old spoke]

is that the deepwoken OST playing while you're bashing an NPCs head in

[prisma quiver]

Yes it is

[old spoke]

my goat LOL

[prisma quiver]

[open laurel]

repost time

whats with all these fucking white names in my brainfart

fucking degens get out of my house

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135041979043037267/1242635746712621117/Blade_and_Sorcery_2024.05.22_-_01.42.58.79_-_Trim.mp4?ex=664e8e39&is=664d3cb9&hm=675733b684d1afc7077c78869792ae2870763050b107d0bc13f826e8bc8b9e38&

[visual stirrup]

What the fuck has happened to the english language in the last few months?
I almost never see "you're" online anymore; it's always "your"
And then I open this video, and it's all "you're" used incorrectly

I'm probably going to live long enough to see the written form "you're" fall entirely out of use

It's going to be like the word "whom"

[uncut yew]

whom'st've

[visual stirrup]

y'all'd've

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473704842104143902/1242641927493390427/twix_racism.jpg?ex=664e93fa&is=664d427a&hm=f69f430159d15bc6673e5939456846ad7a3c4711aba47bb38fc5d8280a3e0fe2&

[uncut yew]

Cut detected

[glad carbon]

doctored twix bar?

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473704842104143902/1242564583667929150/5b47eb19a16de312.png?ex=664e4bf2&is=664cfa72&hm=48fd39c464000e4030f76542c4a9c0e85c87381aa41ecf790fd4a1e0a606c19d&

[uncut yew]

I wish more people stuck to the basic standard of only using contractions in spoken language and quotes.
However, that unfortunately is a bit too formal for social media, and we all constantly use social media leading to the normalization of contractions in written English.
Add the fact that people less versed in English prefer using contractions all the fucking time, and you end up with the incorrect use spreading like a pox upon the English language.

[uncut yew]

Does it really, or are they just more visible due to the colour?

You mean every male human born around 2005 in a western democracy?

[visual stirrup]

The idea of little french brats talking in American zoomer slang is hilarious
"Je bussant, sans cappe" or some shit like that

[heavy peak]

Man, emo phase in late 2000's was all the hype

Girls especially

https://tenor.com/view/paglachoda-gif-18366256

[uncut yew]

Very little emo in Demark.
But that is par for the course, people are not supposed to stand out too much.

[heavy peak]

Imma delete that gif, its flashing too much

Oh also

[uncut yew]

We can't post seizure bait?

[uncut yew]

You illiterate fuck

[heavy peak]

Im on a phone

The number of lines is tripled

[visual stirrup]

Unfortunately, memetic kill agents are against ToS

[uncut yew]

[uncut yew]

Sad, that means I can't post the dancing and flashing potato

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195400133685297162/1242437452417990666/dl2rxqX.png?ex=664e7e4c&is=664d2ccc&hm=e299675c558804eb62aaaf0584b498ccca4e474cf641c59616446fd4d3076069&

[pastel quartz]

bro even made freeman physically cringe

Do NOT let alyx cook bro

[uncut yew]

Bro described the meme

[visual stirrup]

Youtube comment level of discourse

[pastel quartz]

french people? adapt american slang? no

[visual stirrup]

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglicisme

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglicismes_en_français

[uncut yew]

Meanwhile the French gooberment had to force public institutions to not use the word "smartphone" because they feared for the sanctity of their language

[glad carbon]

[undone wave]

Le wokisme

[glad carbon]

uh huh

[pastel quartz]

doin stupid shit like that but they still let immigrants in

[undone wave]

Ruh roh raggy

[minor cypress]

[Redacted]

[minor cypress]

Yeah, they gotta keep a tight hold on it or cajun 2.0 will happen

[pastel quartz]

they should bring back the guilliotine, like the days of the revolution, but not to the point of excessive excecutions like the jacobin terror era

[undone wave]

Just the right amount of murderous terror of course

[minor cypress]

What do you mean bring back? We have hardware stores

[visual stirrup]

The French Razor!
For when you want a bit off the top!

[pastel quartz]

(c'est pour les représentants du gouvernement)

[pastel quartz]

celebrities like king louis and queen antoinette endorse it

[undone wave]

p!translate en c'est pour les représentants du gouvernement

[foggy mantle]

Original

c'est pour les représentants du gouvernement

English

this is for government officials

[visual stirrup]

It helps me get things off of my mind!

Using the French Razor, I lost five pounds in five seconds!

[pastel quartz]

french monarchy not giving a shit about the poeple? use a guilliotine

[visual stirrup]

French peasants complaining about the new government? guilliotine

[pastel quartz]

poeple that might possibly be monarchy sympathisers? guilliotine

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1242646203448037468/71414721-0-image-a-269_1685034802663.png?ex=664e97f6&is=664d4676&hm=3b739d20831449c64af4fcf984aeb4eb6b9ead6abac5b6d6f165b301f839fc50&

[visual stirrup]

Catholicism? Believe it or not, guillotine

[pastel quartz]

réelle

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-believe-it-or-not-believe-it-or-not-jail-parks-and-rec-gif-3275634010746838096

[pastel quartz]

such a waste too, useless since napoleon brung it back because some farmers were still christian

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752753006541537282/1207553371146551336/1706728417_new_Take_Crack.gif

[somber sandal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZtJ5-thlZg

i love gumball

[pastel quartz]

although he seen it as a way to stop the poeple from "eating the rich"

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1242615252076728371/20240521_194813.jpg?ex=664e7b22&is=664d29a2&hm=c21d5aa76df8b4eaffc66fa8e476db7b3b1a61b37650daa05bb70385468cb39f&

you will buy all the ship girls for $150

you cannot resist

[glad carbon]

yummy

[pastel quartz]

who the fuck gave bismarck boobs

[deep topaz]

battleship

must have boobs

[pastel quartz]

what a porn addiction does to a mf

[deep topaz]

thats how it is in the show

the destroyers look super young cause they're small ships

[visual stirrup]

Japanese can't go five seconds without sexualizing inanimate objects and historical/legendary figures

[deep topaz]

battleships need boobs cause they're big

[pastel quartz]

only anime I watch are gambling animes

[undone wave]

Das boob

[glad carbon]

[visual stirrup]

Try to search google images for anything, and you get this bullshit

[glad carbon]

theres like a polar opposite to this

where nft bros name shit after scientific or math formulas

so you search something for a test and it's just a crypto scam

[pastel quartz]

believe it or not, theres a game that turns guns into anime girls

fuckin guns

[glad carbon]

thats what they do

[pastel quartz]

only based animes I support are gambling animes (kakerugui is fire)

[deep topaz]

isnt it called girls frontline

[visual stirrup]

Mordred? Fate/Grand Order
AS-Val? Girls Front Line
Iowa? Azur Lane

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1241475228090241094/ur_a_thief.gif

[pastel quartz]

if I wasnt married and currently have kids, I would be a compulsive gambler

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1242625416359968788/Tumblr_l_646631480304312-1.png?ex=664e849a&is=664d331a&hm=72f8268375d67da9eef9de038a437e9c64ca7485ffab1f0a530a0c7d07806f68&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/744260494348779560/1104165412905680936/76zidmw5zgw.gif?ex=664e6aac&is=664d192c&hm=9e987da6dc447f39d1f70b7a7acdc35d21c4bf471139ba120b90c694dc0eae85&

[visual stirrup]

The Age of Loneliness has ruined men's desire of intimacy and sex
Losers need tits and ass in every source of media
And they complain about SJW's if the women don't look like super models

[pastel quartz]

those are incels

ignore them

how you tell an incel from a normal dude is you ask him his views on women, results speak for themselves

[visual stirrup]

It's hard when this social phenomenon has led to sex derailing so many forms of entertainment
There's this spy show called "Killing Eve"
And I got a whole season in before I realized that it doesn't give a fuck about telling any compelling spy story
It's just softcore porn for lonely women in their forties

[visual stirrup]

And that heuristic doesn't work
I have views diverging from the average concerning women and have also been called an incel

[pastel quartz]

huh, the cure for lonely women are usually just wine

why they gotta complicate that

[pastel quartz]

guess it doesnt work for everyone, but thats how I met my husband, asked him what his views are on women first hand, wont get into it but his answer was neutral

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1242568463273164840/GODoDsVWsAAgm9K.png?ex=664e4f8f&is=664cfe0f&hm=4361bce3f3be80f8374f8b29012bb1fc21eb25229457e39e311f3ee142db0c01&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1242613254623072346/IMG_0931.png?ex=664e7946&is=664d27c6&hm=e1db2fc5b9bc5175a8b41e9266324bdb8aec0ec073210acfa7002d62ea4478b6&

https://vxtwitter.com/zenthic__/status/1792365145903264034?t=DjDAlfRl7vSHwNJphjmq8A&s=19

https://vxtwitter.com/Kojima_Hideo/status/1793034378462765334?t=b-nZn4iB0JsPOsdWfSVlIA&s=33

kojima tractor ride

[glad carbon]

bastard

https://tenor.com/view/awww-animals-cuteness-quokka-gif-17999442

[radiant torrent]

Hello everynyan

[solar coral]

how are you fine thank you

[radiant torrent]

I think I am a bird

[glad carbon]

hi bird

[glad carbon]

hi shark

[radiant torrent]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cackle-hoot-caw-eagle-yap-gif-14788865

[narrow lotus]

[pastel quartz]

erase britain first

[fading shuttle]

can we sink the benelux first?

[pastel quartz]

brit

[naive bison]

paris stays, you don't have pissbending

[pastel quartz]

so they wont colonize anymore countries

[visual stirrup]

cigarette bending

hate bending

The four elements according to Parisians:
Bread
Wine
Cigarettes
Piss

[fallow trellis]

they bend the piss into their mouths

[naive bison]

a french delicacy

[visual stirrup]

Despite all of his moral failings, being Br*tish is not one of them

[pastel quartz]

no

erase britain first

[fading shuttle]

nope

the benelux first

[visual stirrup]

The difficulty with erasing France is that you have to get all of the islands and territories outside of metropolitan france

Or can those stay?

[fading shuttle]

nah, everything

[pastel quartz]

those pussy ass bitches lazy, during the coalition wars they just funded anyone in the coalition that was willing to go to war with france

[robust cove]

why are you still exiled #freemyboyAlexander

[pastel quartz]

pussy mfs just stayed in the sea

[fading shuttle]

real

[fallow trellis]

im not trying to be freaky, just insulting

[fading shuttle]

i am being oppressed

[fallow trellis]

i dont actually know what french people drink

[visual stirrup]

It's almost like being under an empire isn't fun

[robust cove]

you should be decompressed

[fading shuttle]

server discriminates against the disabled

[winged chasm]

Your being fact checked

[robust cove]

yeah, like the french

[fading shuttle]

wrong youre

[winged chasm]

Du wirst Fakten gecheckt.

[pastel quartz]

massive hate against monarchies and against strict governments

[winged chasm]

Complain now

[pastel quartz]

point is imagine being that much of a coward that you dont go to war directly with the france, and you pay someone else to do it

[fading shuttle]

french people when you remind them they also had a colonial empire they fought till the bitter end to try and keep

[visual stirrup]

How the hell are little shitty islands with little previous autonomy supposed to build an army and send it all the way to europe?

[pastel quartz]

that was under the rule of king louis

[naive bison]

holy autismdump

[pastel quartz]

when france was still a monarchy

I'm talking about france, post king louis's excecution

[visual stirrup]

-Under the rule of King Louis
Is like saying "on a day of the week ending in the letter Y"

[fading shuttle]

algeria

[pastel quartz]

that fat fuck was greedy, didnt do anything about france's crashing economy

[visual stirrup]

Don't forget that they blackmailed Americans to help them keep it

The joke is that there are too many kings named Louis

[pastel quartz]

napoleon gave louisiana back to americans for a price

its square now

[visual stirrup]

The money

that is what made it square

I'm talking about France throwing a hissy fit about losing vietnam and roping the USA into it

[pastel quartz]

wrong thing I guess

[pastel quartz]

real

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

what

[inland jackal]

[pastel quartz]

WHAT

[inland jackal]

Smh ur a lost cause

[pastel quartz]

kys

[inland jackal]

@coarse bear

[coarse bear]

[inland jackal]

Now stella

@pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

kys

[inland jackal]

Damn

[tardy thunder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/430056167977517057/1242537491597103224/coffee_shop.mp4?ex=664e32b7&is=664ce137&hm=03c9b99745ea34341e4abafdcc235bfba69516fb00cba895d2c5bf29cc784777&

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/744260494348779560/1104165412905680936/76zidmw5zgw.gif

[inland jackal]

@naive bison

[naive bison]

🫵 i see you

[pale ingot]

big balls

[inland jackal]

Btw you guys sure novices can type in breinfart

?

[pale ingot]

pretty sure they didn't have the rights

wish it went back to that way

[mild pulsar]

regular merc experience:

[inland jackal]

Only one person to ask

[inland jackal]

@heavy peak

[naive bison]

family guy death post headaah

[mild pulsar]

lol

[heavy peak]

Yes

[inland jackal]

So they can now talk when novice

[pale ingot]

its no fun when the most mentally deranged can post in here now without needing to survive longer than 3 minutes in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

some dude already sent a fucking wikihow type tutorial on how to wrap your shaft around your balls

it was not detailed atleast lmao

[heavy peak]

Sinner?

[pale ingot]

im not gonna snitch on who did it im just gonna say what i saw

[heavy peak]

So, sinner

[pale ingot]

plus i dont think it was that bad just

[inland jackal]

Newbies chat is usually gae

[foggy mantle]

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[pale ingot]

do people have fetishes for the knee or for the back of the knee

or both

[delicate trench]

Do you get xp from being here?

[naive bison]

wut

[delicate trench]

Do you get XP in this chat room

I need to know

[deep topaz]

no

i'd be purple if you did

[delicate trench]

I see

Who do I appeal my role to

I need xp for #╓☢stalker-chat

Don’t know why I’ve been rinsed

[foggy mantle]

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[delicate trench]

Who do I need to buy a cup of coffee

[inland jackal]

Ew coffee

That would be me

[eager igloo]

Congrats on your promotion

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-boykisser-death-boy-kisser-boy-kisser-death-gif-2459523758267040669

The original was taken off tenor for some reason

[visual stirrup]

Can't belive I was ever young enough to enjoy AMV's and GMV's like that

And my taste in music used to be that bad

[inland jackal]

In such spam try not to accidentally post some corn

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/NyqXia8XTfI?si=SEZwMt4OAgLBkczE

@stone blade @grizzled meadow

[stone blade]

alo my ram arrived

lets goo

[inland jackal]

Real

[hot snow]

heres your mandatory dose of romanian pigeons brainfart

enjoy it

cause it's unlikely I'll find more

not many creatures land on my windowsill

[inland jackal]

@hot snow

Guess what

[hot snow]

no

[inland jackal]

Your next line will be wsht

[hot snow]

wsht

w you are trippin

[inland jackal]

Wym

[hot snow]

ignore the fact its clearly a google maps image https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233981747029348352/1242701461909934161/024AFFE7-76F2-4F95-906A-87BDB6F2471A.jpg?ex=664ecb6c&is=664d79ec&hm=b6fe68ef3b728c4bf15193064cfbe5b7844e3a08a993c046175263102d9d5b69&

[pale ingot]

the fucking katana on the window

[hot snow]

it's for when I wanna kill people

[pale ingot]

ok bro

[hot snow]

don't worry I'm gonna get a longsword at some point when I can afford it

[narrow lotus]

Real

[pale ingot]

both are gae, only difference is one is more japanese

get a big fucking mace instead

[hot snow]

I don't wanna bash peoples faces in

I wanna cut their balls off

[pale ingot]

axes can do that

[hot snow]

my ass they can

[pale ingot]

if they can chop trees, they can chop balls.

[hot snow]

how are you gonna maneuver an axe into such a position that you can debowel a man

[pale ingot]

[wet wave]

upward strike into crotch

ez

[pale ingot]

[hot snow]

that's just gonna cut their balls in half

[pale ingot]

take out the knees first then the nuts

riddle me this@hot snow

how are you gonna cut someone's balls off with a longsword

or katana

[fading shuttle]

you stab?

[hot snow]

they're both sleek and easy to maneuver around a person's general ball zone

and then all it takes is a light swing

[pale ingot]

shit. he's a sword nerd

[hot snow]

and their family tree is over

[pale ingot]

how about you acquire a spiked flail

[hot snow]

I'd rather be a sword nerd than a video game nerd

unfortunately that's not the case

[pale ingot]

you get them in the nuts it aint gonna matter if the nuts come off

[hot snow]

if you can swing that unwieldy chained ball directly into a dudes balls that's just impressive

[wet wave]

who would win, a medieval knight in hardened plate armor, or some wierd peasant with a hammer

[fading shuttle]

still not a fair fight, knight would probably win

3 peasants though

[pale ingot]

played mordhau yesterday i can confirm the peasant would win

[hot snow]

I mean they'd probably be malnourished and weak and their swings would be weak because of it

you'd need like 10 for them to stand a chance

[wet wave]

nah

[wet wave]

a well coordinated group of 3 can take down a knight if they rush him

[pale ingot]

well coordinated and peasants doesnt sound like a very likely combo to me

[wet wave]

one distracts with a pitchfork while the other 2 knock him down

not too hard to coordinate

[pale ingot]

real

[hot snow]

how are you gonna coordinate when you have 5 different diseases and don't even know how to read

[pale ingot]

how does reading relate into this

[fading shuttle]

why would a knight in full plate be distracted by a peasant with a pitchfork?

[pale ingot]

noisy lil guy

[hot snow]

cause it's a sign of decent education and you can't really do much real strategizing if you don't have decent education

[visual stirrup]

It's hard to keep your nerve in a fight
there's a difference between fighting a few untrained peasants and a few experienced soldiers

[wet wave]

a peasant who worked on a farm for 20 years would definately have the strength needed

[pale ingot]

education=/=intelligence in my opinion

to a point

[hot snow]

I guess

[quaint ore]

There was plenty of peasants who knew how to read afaik

[pale ingot]

like you can go to school but still be a fucking retard

[hot snow]

we haven't really talked about the scenario itself though

like how did the knight get into this situation

cause like if he's angry or something he might be more capable

[quaint ore]

Knights were usually taken down by a group of guys dragging them down from a horse and then stabbing him through the face

[wet wave]

if its an ambush, its possible with 3. with preperation, thats a tougher questionj

[pale ingot]

true helmets do have eye holes

real

[wet wave]

assuming all 4 are on foot

[pale ingot]

get a knife and jam it into his eyes

[wet wave]

tis what those daggers on their belts were for

[fading shuttle]

knights were taken down by piling on top of them and stabbing them in their openings (armpits, eyes, inner thighs) with a dagger

[pale ingot]

thats what i was thinking

[quaint ore]

Or just get a mace and kneecap the fucker and crush his skull

[wet wave]

2 knights fighting will usually end in a wrestling match with one trying to pin the other, and stabbing him through the visor

[pale ingot]

true peasants would have blunt weapons if anything

[hot snow]

I'm very glad us talking about what the best weapon to debowel someone would be turned into this discussion

[quaint ore]

Disembowelment needs a long slice, so a sword or a dagger will do the job

[wet wave]

fuck id hate to be hit in the stomach in pre medicine times

probably one of the worst ways to go

[hot snow]

ham seems to think a fucking flail would be good for the job

[pale ingot]

id hate to be hit anywhere and get an open wound in pre medicine times

[quaint ore]

Flail rips your flesh, but doesnt slice it

[pale ingot]

we were discussing cutting nuts off

and i said if you crush a mans nuts beyond repair it wont matter anymore if they're off or not

[hot snow]

yeah and you don't cut nuts off with a flail şuncă man

[wet wave]

assuming lightly armored, an upwards slash to the nuts with a blade would probably be the best method

anything with a codpiece, thats tougher

[pale ingot]

i specified a spiked flail
if its swiss cheese i dont think its gonna matter if they're off

[quaint ore]

This just reminds me that a chainsword from warhammer would be either the worst melee weapon or fucking horrifying

[hot snow]

but we're talking like cutting the balls off in such a manner that you could still identify the remains

and also

cutting means cutting

[gleaming grove]

Hmmng

[pale ingot]

fine

[hot snow]

bludgeoning is something else

[pale ingot]

i hate her. laios is so much more awesome

[wet wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTJxvKD4uog

yoda finds the true best way to remove his own balls

[hot snow]

I saw that

[pale ingot]

anyway how about you try... getting an axe.. taking a poor fellas legs out, then going for the nuts

[hot snow]

I already have an axe anyway

[gleaming grove]

I love her

She is literally a car

[pale ingot]

you could also go straight for the killing blow with a hatchet

[hot snow]

and I already almost cut into my leg with it on accident

[pale ingot]

laios has the ultra autism

source: finished the manga

[gleaming grove]

I like Kabru tho

Dude is literally both a similar dork and a freak

Except he has even bigger skill issue in combat

Compare to Laios

[pale ingot]

shit who was that again
was that the ||guy whos whole hometown got erased by a dungeon break||

[gleaming grove]

Yep

Thats the dude

[pale ingot]

i dont think i saw him as a freak really

[gleaming grove]

He acts pretty naturally unlike Laios

[fading shuttle]

damn they really stealing concepts from the elder scrolls

[hot snow]

real

bleak falls barrow lookin ass

[gleaming grove]

Man a person who survive a huge destruction? Couldnt be the only one in anime

[stone blade]

Blyaaa...

okay ez

[fading shuttle]

dungeon break? more like dragon break

[gleaming grove]

Senshi is still the MvP ngl

[stone blade]

more like Cock Break

[fading shuttle]

smh, dungeon meshi thieves

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle alo be

[fading shuttle]

[pale ingot]

he was more like. didnt want shit to go good for the elves

[stone blade]

@gleaming grove who is you?

[gleaming grove]

Rico

Rico Bellic

[hot snow]

I think cup is turning into the new maja

[solar obsidian]

is this the new boykisser

[hot snow]

slowly but surely

[gleaming grove]

Nah

[pale ingot]

no its just a catgirl

[gleaming grove]

Shes a car

[fading shuttle]

yes

[solar obsidian]

doesn't look like i can drive her

[gleaming grove]

I dont think she is a catgirl

She is

A car

[pale ingot]

shut up

catgirl.

[gleaming grove]

Nah

[pale ingot]

yeah.

[gleaming grove]

She is a car

[solar obsidian]

@gleaming grove, do you have a cat?

[pale ingot]

whatever

[gleaming grove]

I do not

[hot snow]

pull up in a ford focus

[solar obsidian]

thank god 🙏

[gleaming grove]

Look

This is a cat girl

[solar obsidian]

she looks 12

[pale ingot]

ok let me specify

izutsumi is a CATgirl

[gleaming grove]

This is a car

[pale ingot]

you see

[gleaming grove]

Well

She is a girlcat

[hot snow]

that's what a loli is I think

[solar obsidian]

where are the wheels

[hot snow]

it's just anime weirdos excuse to like characters that look like children

[gleaming grove]

Tbh when I looked at her this is what I thought of first

[solar obsidian]

water is indeed wet

[fading shuttle]

dogshit movie?

[pale ingot]

yes. biological age is supposed to be like a fucking hag or atleast legal but looks like a child

[gleaming grove]

I dont question anime

[solar obsidian]

im no manga reader, but that's just disrespectful

[gleaming grove]

I question the maker

[stone blade]

@gleaming grove you remind me of corry with that pfp

[hot snow]

"it makes sense in the manga" lookin ass

[stone blade]

very gey

[gleaming grove]

And Enola Gae

[pale ingot]

there are many manga that would be better if the maker wasnt an inredeemable freak
source: made in abyss

[gleaming grove]

But yeh

[hot snow]

I think even I know what that is

if it's what I think it is that shit is actually psychotic

[narrow lotus]

Shut

[gleaming grove]

Izutsumi is current the modern version of whatever this thing is

[fading shuttle]

no

[narrow lotus]

No

[pale ingot]

its the one with a little girl main character and another kid meandering into a giant fucking hole in the earth

[solar obsidian]

oh, that's merilyn monroe

[gleaming grove]

The fuck why are we talking Made in Abyss

[hot snow]

yeah it's the one I'm thinking of

that's fucked up

[pale ingot]

this y we talkin bout MiA

[fading shuttle]

who is missing in action

[stone blade]

Me when I have to tell the customer to hold a simple button for 30 seconds

uhh 30 seconds okay count them because I'm not counting them

tuz guraa matii

[pale ingot]

the fandom is irredeemable too. some actual pedophiles on their reddit last i checked (2 years ago or so)

[narrow lotus]

[gleaming grove]

I thought we talk wholesome cooking anime with a loveable autist

[hot snow]

reddit is already full of terrible people

[fading shuttle]

banitsa

[hot snow]

not exactly the best image

[fading shuttle]

[gleaming grove]

Spos

[fading shuttle]

thats a gun