#🎪bruh-fart
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you ever heard him speak in vc?
does it have that thick new york accent?
bro he's just fat
no one wants to be from new york
Being fat is a characteristic of New Yorkers



good
The favt that they do a naval warfare in Colosseum is astounding
its a joke about consoles
xbox vs playstation
(the ps5 still has no games)
Yeh but still
Irl they did naval battle in colosseum
Even for the time they can do that is pretty advanced
watching twin peaks on bluray
is it peak
😭 noooo not the funny lizard
is that a bmw?
damn, bmw drivers really doing sidequests out here
come back to brainfart
anime girls posted
feel the urge to go ballistic and kill everything breathing in sight
tfw
time to die
makes me stress out I cant reach into my screen and strangle a mf
freaky fucks

doesnt matter it aint the sex kind
its gonna be a slow death kind
that can be appreciated sometimes too you know
when you not on meds and your sleep deprived for days, and you see something that makes you angry for no reason

I'm currently sleep deprived and I'm praying a plane crashes into my apartment window
no meds taken and the thoughts are louder than ever, what a life
I want to beat someone to death
I havent slept for a 2 days and my meds ran out, I finally know how unhinged mental patients feel
kids again?
I hate these people
i couldn't imagine having to take care of that
they're almost a month or something now right
yes, only a few months before they speak their first word
normally, babies would cry, but my kids are behaved, they only cry if somethings off
like they piss their diapers or something
but anything else they just stare like creepy fucks
I guess kids today habits are STARING AT YOUR FUCKING MOTHER
goddamnit I'm losing my shit again
bots
relax, atleast they're not screaming their throats off at you
Triple the price I can find from a regular retailer that ships for free
how in the fuck could I relax, the window curtains are slightly open and its pitch black outside, something is telling me theres someone outside over and over and over and over again
And I want to go out there and beat the shit out of that someone
If there was something there it'd have bothered you already
bro, I'm shizophrenic, I dont trust myself to believe it as a defense mechanism but I want the mfs in my head to shut the fuck up
what you scouting for?
Ammunition
surplus stock?
Yeah
are ammo clubs a thing around you? I got together with a couple guys and we invested into brass tumblers, casting molds and a nice loading jig and most common rounds we can get way below retail
steel might be tricky 
might need tungsten dices or smth
I got isekai'd into a femboy and bring the jihad to a fantasy world
Holy shit corporal Shepard
You clearly haven't had to buy ammo in the last 4 years
It's uh
Not fun
nah, try abstaining from sex
american trucking simulator keeps crashing firefox
I hate this
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Watch at them, why would you look away from them
Or even over them
Is it brainfart parenting hours again
Yesnt
I'm going to AA
Why? Do you like men or something?
he uses brainfart
what do you think
Fair point
gaeass kiwi
remain ignorant
You got a problem with small tits huh?
lol, no, I have a problem with big tits cause if a dude got big tits, there's only two reasons why
What In the fuck am I saying?
I think my retardation has caught up to me, forget I said anything.
Uhh I think the point I was making is I'm homosexual lol
what are the 2 reasons?
They're really fuckin fat, or they aint what I thought they were lol
thank you, Alex. you made my day
🤝
Yea I do that sometimes, sorry :(
yo what
synthol

That's a whole other thing.
Elder Ephraim of Arizona teaches us how to protect the soul from spiritual wolves.


Congrats on leaving the matrix Kolerder
@steel bone come here
Brainboob is horny as fuck today
https://youtu.be/sATnkD8wLQg?si=cpIYLSRmg086_Q2P We must not stray from the path of god brothers and sisters
#orthodox #christianity #psalms #chanting
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stay strong 
How you doin
Im good. Sralnya got locked again

channel is too based
Can we get a helper free-for-all battle and who wins becomes a mod
devianart
@solar obsidian vs @coarse bear
helpers duel in the game they spend the most time in (genshin impact?)
Can we get a brainfart twerk off to see who gets to be mod?
what
Lemme see... Does Delight also have 2.4k hours in Team Fortress 2?
Made this little animation as a test to see if it is realistic for me, to make an entire anime episode by myself. And the results .... no.
This short clip took me well over 100 hours to make, and it's only about 21 seconds long.
If I can find a way to animate faster however, I'll be glad to upload more animations for you guys.
My twitter: htt...
furry gambler vs irl gambler
it's the tism kicking in
I would absolutely watch a tf2 1v1 between the helpers
no worries

But what map tho 
Iedy, if she was real, would you?
@pastel quartz
Badlands
sawmill
Non human
Absolutely not
Or maybe sawmill

Badlands Spire or Badlands Mid 

he would without hesitation
Definitely spire
You really leave Delight with no shot, huh
i never played it


Tbh I would too
moba? more like moballs in yo mouf

that's a surprising amount of woulders for a predominantly gae space
I wouldn't be surprised if your laptop were to protest TF2 existing on its drive
would

strigoi
Hmmmmm we gotta see the feet pics first
would vidya with you for sure
idk about anything else doe...
you could be a woman for all i know
Would you cuddle with them?

idk vro
i aint have good experience with cuddling
Bro how do you humanly have this much free time 😭
damnit I was THIS close to being able to hit you with the horny stick
"horny stick" 
put it away

It's called entrapment and it's funny
📚 frotting
Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.
The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary [mutual masturbation] (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined [pre-cum] and may cause additional stimulation.
Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions ([side-by-side] or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .
@prisma quiver
I keep reading your name as frotta
thats not an accident
That's like saying to stop breathing (
react if you love sex with men)
yeah sounds about right





































































The gladiatorial crowd
Stop breathing
The roman legion:
👎
he just tryna repair his makarov
let him be
he needs 3 more gun oil for the weapon kit

funny cat in wide angle
a classic
My cat when he hasn't eaten in 30 minutes
@gilded blade in the zone
eat the whole body except for the feet which you will save for alternative purposes?

busy be like
Sounds like a tartantino subplot

"Did you see the sign at my house that says "dead gooner storage"?"
@eager igloo ❤️
H
Stay mad idc
slouched
fix ur posture
Nice floor tiles
fat cat
Me n who?
I haven't taken my pills (I don't want my imaginary gf to disappear)
good morning

its impossible because:
Alooooooooooooooooooo
what about ola
counter argument:
was this staged or real before I'd love to read this story
hel
2 days, no sleep, If I dont sleep later tonight itll be my 3rd day
i just had a good sleep after 3 days tonight
dont eat anything before bed , drink moderate water so you dont wake up pissing yourself
go to sleep a bit early , and maybe take a valerian or melo something pill
parenting sure is a relaxing hobby
husband at work, if I accidentally sleep, and they shit they diapers
Great, he's back 
I aint havin that bruh
you will because they are your kids
welcome to parenting

dank
if they dont shit they diapers in the first place, I wouldnt have to wash they cribs
not shitting would be rly bad
parent at 19 of twins
First you must teach them about the stock market

another stella L
tell that to the stupid canadian that forgot the rubber
almost as if the personality is engineered to be as annoying as possible
"forgot"
Fate also pulled a fast one with twins on Stella
So yeah , definetely to remember that rubber next time
back then it was "I've been brought up a turbo religious nut so I don't like latex"
Sorry , my religion says raw or naw
Latex is cringe
Just don't nut 
one time I explained to them how ERA and composite armor on tanks are better than the solid steel armor of tanks then
we found stella's husband
become tantric
they just stared at me, doing nothing
Stella what did u name them
iedy and falco
Are they girl and boy ?
both girls
not that pic
both
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
Alright metronxp, I'll remind you in 18 years about:
Give stella a call
They were listening

1 reminders removed
i dont know what im gonna do in the next 18 minutes
let alone 18 years jeez
I don't actually want a bot remind me about anything
That's why he sets reminders
Quitter
he dont act like a twink enough
imagine forgetting this and getting reminded in 18 years 
thats not him
Are you implying that your husband is a member of this server?
then you have your wife accidentally seeing the reminder and asking who the fuck is stella
possibly
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
fuckin Moby
to spcify he is in the server just not that active
Christy why this name
thinked of a case reminiscing of a long dead cold case
which one
You are what you eat after all
theres... ugh
Katrice Lee shows up first in search
why does that saying even exist
like what is it supposed to mean
If u eat healthy u are healthy
i mean
which one
there's A LOTTA PEOPLE HERE

and a fandom site of all things 
I've never seen it used in that context in my life
also why did Asus prevent hosting abilties on their dumbass Wifi cards
😠
fucking
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
only card I have that can is old school pci
people be building pineapples
riddle me this, whats a city once known as "drug capital of the united states" known for latino poeple and drugies
what did I lose
"what is the purpose of life?"
"to argue with strangers online over trivial bullshit"
aint that true brother
hold on, let me pull up a list of the most devious slurs
have i ever talked to him?
You think I, a romanian, would be affected by slurs? 
I love arguing with people online
Enjoy it while you can it won't be fun forever
but as it is, when you know you're narcissistic, you know to just point and laugh at the monkeys throwing shit at each other at the other end of the glass
it's not fun already
I remember the last time you left this server
To be honest, I bet I could get you mad
@narrow lotus can we ban this guy already
possibly
he could be anyone in the server
It's grok
I'll be honest I don't even really know who you are
your name is familiar but that's about it
Thanks
I get that a lot
that's what happens when you have the default discord icon
nah I just struggle with new people
nice and all, but what could you possibly would have gained finding my idiot of a husband
no point, just drop it
I don't even remember that conversation 

but then again I don't really remember anything I say or read on discord
I dont think you remember anything
bro
My autistic memory allows me to remember every facet of every conversation I've ever had with everybody
Unless that information is in any way important or useful
I actually don't. It's very weird but I don't think it's dementia.
📚 NT
Abbreviation for [Neurotypical], a person who does not have Asperger's syndrome. Symptoms of [Neurotypicality] include excessive eye-contact and a tendency to [beat around the bush] instead of saying what they mean.
what
We just called them "NTer" or "Nitter"
just call me retarded
because I have (just now) decided so
who would feel insulted by that blud
what if you do
have you ever considered the possibility
It's a slur because I feel like it's a slur
So shut up, you dirty nitter
retarded 
highly regarded
I have but I still remember completely random and irrelevant things
I am so default, that it makes me unique
Everyone else changes their PFP and nickname every day
But I stay the same
A short clip from Monty Python's Life of Brian.
You are all individuals!
I'm not.
deez
I change my pfp like twice a year
c'est drôle, un Américain qui croit pouvoir insulter les Français😹😹😹🙏🙏
taci francezu mătii
Build the same
gesundheit
According to template
I think you're just autistic
welcome to the club
"I'm built the same, bruh"
Built correctly
built boring
Yea
yes, I'm an italian thats raised by the french, I'm different in a bad way😭🙏
Imagine being functional and not having 3 interconnected mental illnesses
tism impaired social skills innit?
nothing to do with memory
Built wrong
just have all teh illnesses so they can cancel each other out and render you the functionalest person
maybe if you make a pizza good enough for the French they'll stop eating snails
I just thank god there isnt a drop of british in my genes, anything but that
i dunno man, look at falco. It didn't work out for him
We should have let the fascists turn Paris into a glass floor
Your food is overrated
Your empire is shit
you fuck up NATO and European Military planning almost as much as the USA
And your language is unbelievably lazy
your teeth beg to differ
A french linguist described English as poorly pronounced French
Which is pretty rich, coming from a frog
linguist 
what does this mean
she browsing reddit
"I see you"
oh please, I wore braces for the entirety of highschool just because my front teeth were slightly misaligned, it came out too perfect
Bro
One makes me happy when Im doing repetitive tasks and the other makes me unable to focus on them
Gimme a fucking break
only for subreddits thats just circlejerks for europeans
That just proves my point 
slightly missaligned as in buck teeth, everything else was aligned
my aunts didnt like that, so I got braces
why did you post this
meatcanyon's art style
I wanted to read the text, preview is too small font
right
that is the least questionable thing meatcanyon puts out
his actual vids are worse
that was to shit on the british
some french poeple still hate the british
you wanted to send a picture of your lambo
it wasnt meant for anybody else
months perhaps
I thought ya'll came up to the conclusion that I was lying
oh, good thing we clarified that
aint that already been done?
why tf you pirsuing this shit then
yeah nvmd
drop it
French is just poorly pronounced French
They all talk like they just got back from the dentist and the novocaine hasn't worn off yet
They talk like they're groggy
Like someone woke them up from 20 minute nap after they've been awake for 40 hours
I aspire to the level of laziness a Frenchman exhibits when he attempts to use the gift of lanugage
let your kids drink from the age of 6, end up with a bunch of fucked up dialects
checks out 
that statement was to fuck with the british

wait till you hear Ch'ti french, now that's fun to listen to
not meant for any other countries that speak english
p!translate fr the bird lays eighty seven eggs
the bird lays eighty seven eggs
l'oiseau pond quatre-vingt-sept œufs
"your food are overrated" yeah, I know bud, plus british food is worse
Brighton got banger seafood
French

cooked crab straight from the market 
File de putain, norman bastard
p!translate en file de putain
file de putain
fucking line
Is it another british vs french debate
He also said some shit like
"It's thanks to French that English is an international language" and a bunch of other stupid shit
Nah, I think he's nostalgic for having an empire
Romania > both france and britain
american decides to throw shade on the french, I direct the hate to the british
English is an international language because of British sailors and merchants
Nothing new then
yes
british sailors that colonized america
they're the bad guy, not the french
thank god it wasnt french
france too busy pillaging through africa 
The French don't get enough condemnation for their empire
having their constitutional lunch breaks
that empire is long gone, you're targeting your hate on the wrong country, try britain, I still hate the fact that its still a monarchy
imagine owning a business and you accidentally make your employee miss their quarter hour cigarette break
the french hate the modern government, why do you think riots happen? trust me bud, nobody hates the french more than the french itself
parisian owned buisness
take care of your kids 
who was in paris..
austrian man with 1 testicle
nowaying
I will, I'm not gonna throw them off to my relatives because I cant take care of them
I got the shit rng, born to incompetent parents
meanwhile one of the babies rolled onto the other, suffocating it while the mom yaps on discord
bad mothers get the hammer
I wouldnt have ended up french if it wasnt my aunt throwing me off to distant relatives

they arent doing anything, just staying in place, doing some sorta hand movements and just staring, silent ass baby babble
damn.
only time I heard them cry is in the hospital, and a few days ago when I forgot to change both their diapers
I was the same
They might actually be autistic
they aint cryin unless they got a reason to

lets not jump to conclusions, they just behaved
"You're so well behaved for your age" is another one I always got
Like a lot of other autists
I used to cry a lot
constant dopamine release during pregnancy due to your terminal online presence altered their brain chemistry in utero
every time I'd fail to kill my dad and he'd beat my ass for it
damn I'd cry so much
cooked, they're gonna be the autistic goth girls in the back of the class
This cart has me fucking crying after I hit this blinker
i may be autistic. makes sense, im a gamma server member
did you hit the car, or did the other car did a brake check on you?
I'm just not gonna say anything
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One is going to know everything about the eastern front of WW2
The other is going to know everything about serial killers


I already lectured them about the difference between composite and solid armor on tanks
If they say that they like the Tiger, disown them
Next I'm gonna tell them about the evolution of the KV series of tanks and how they turned into the IS series
teach them to leak classified military documents and then introduce them to war thunder
thats the worst one, I told them about the 90º degree front armor of it, just because other tanks werent powerful enough
and other details of the transmission and engine being shit and all that as an extra
I do not understand tank nerds
"tractor with gun go brrrr" "noooooo this other bigger tractor with bigger gun goes brrrrrrrr"
that sums it up
just like the tank, they got countered hard by javelins
Im a gun nerd but I just don't get tanks it's something you'll never be able to own
unless you actually enlist to be in a tank crew
Which involved your potential death
even then you won't actually own the tank
yes, and worse, in a metal coffin
You just pilot one part of it
but you get to shoot at other tanks (depending if you're a gunner)
then again you cant shoot at anything you like, you have to listen to the commander
Same way I don't get car guys who just spend fuck tons on a car that drives on roads with speed limits
I actually get that, some modify their car to race in an organized race like a circuit
Who says they drive by the speed limit
but that only applies to poeple who actually want to race them
Also people can drive to places where there arent speed limits lol
They either do or don't until natural selection catches up
liquid war thunder
poison in a can? who woulda thought?
I already know that shit is hella eu
it is european yes
How much caffeine?
Am average redbull is 111
how is it suppose to give you wings
Idk
ye about the same
nanomachines
"why won't you die" "nanomachines son" headahh😭🙏
did you feel like doing sick daredevil shit?
No i felt like I was ascending I was high as shit
They just tasted good so I kept drinking them
aw, I was reffering to what redbull does in their promotional material, one time, redbull filmed their own f1 car driving in a casino
My body doesn't handle caffeine well. I can drink liters of energy drink in a single day and not feel much from it.
and one is landing a plane on a skyscraper helicopter landing pad
I can drink a redbull with no food in the morning if I do it with coffee I puke
That's just a gta 5 video
Vanoss did that shit all the time
I swear on skibidi redbull did that once
What the fuck is wrong with you
bros growing wings
real, atleast it aint "the climmy"
That sounds more aussie
say it with a british accent
why would I do such a thing
then it sounds australian
insane
do you think that youtuber guy actually has a chance against mike tyson
hes is pretty damn old now..
yeah
its obvious hes being payed a lot of money its all just like a social media stunt
yeah I meant if he could win if he match wasn't rigged
then no

My man has gold standards gg

Headcrab
Ocel to atame
Oce
E neka


The veins are what really sell it
jake paul only duels retired boxers
how do you think its gonna go
but this time its mike tyson
I dont expect jake to win
Its gonna be intense
brainfart should start gambling on this
Watching Jake Paul receive brain damage would be nice
But given how shit the last few years have been, I wouldn't get my hopes up
I bet stellas kids
I bet your testicles
I bet STALKER 2
Bet
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dew? or jew?
is this what they call fashion
explain the scissors
Cutting balls
jewish.
for harvesting nuts
snipsnip
ever eat bull balls? that's some good shit
Never gotten to some bulls so no
That one sidequest in farcry 5
haven't played and far cry after 3
Any*
yes
you collect bull balls basically
@pastel quartz
for a festival in one of the areas,
hello
what, I'm just describing the ball harvesting sidequest
POV: hand approaching deez nuts
careful you're in brainfart
ballin
Someone might do that

You did get 2 at the intercourse
you do they're just way more massive and attached to the wrong spot 
*in
in*
I don't know what the Arnold Hand means in this server
And at this point, I'm afraid to ask
it's a hello
it means high5
It's a wave
hi
unbidden spawn in my territory and die within 2 months what an anticlimactic ending to the campaign
@coarse bear
sexual..


thinkin bout mad max rn 
Where cool picture of a haboob
Nah man
These and clowns
why does bro look like he's about to grab balls
I cant man , they are so anxious
going at that shit from down under
except in my case its more reachable, easy to grab shit in the chest area

you expect poeple to actually like overwatch 2?
the joke is he doesnt like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid didiot... french ..
honhonhonhonhonhonhonhon🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Shut it
non
headsets on cows
what am i
A fn
Yea
is half of brainfart sleeping or something?
its tuesday. either school or work
I'm gonna come back when its active
Fn
@fading shuttle
arizona gang RISE UP
men when they see a creature with hips wider than its waist
men
☕
that's awesome
@grizzled meadow you gotta visit this place and verify https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239483516589445162/1242414875590791189/0EC9B54C-8D80-46D1-BE19-FBC60A868A0D.jpg?ex=664dc085&is=664c6f05&hm=212cb19f5513a316bc57d887b983bcf592ab510497d1eedc12a6608726922667&
I dont know what the fuck happened to the link
you can still see the pic
How to spoon.
Dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck, heellll yeah..
that was an actually funny meme that you referenced
I'm impressed
@novel hare, hear me out

I can't even read the brainrot fast enough cause it dissapears
chat is this real
not a real gooner
me when I try to not get shot down by the 1st plane that approaches me
I can live with that
also the fact that i started to actually understand these words
what do you meeeeeeeeean
Wtfffff😭😭
This is ai?
wtf did i hear
no
i dont believe u
Kys
i mean... technically not illegal
not for long
Mike is NOT a comedian ❌
most gamblers quit before they hit the jackpot🤑🤑🤑
milf
Did you know 99% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big
sucks for them
yeah
@tidal trellis
what are chinese poeple eating bruj
<@&1144271226458615829>
steamed snails and frogs are one thing, fried slipper with chili flakes is on another level
The meal
whichever virus ends up wiping out humanity, it will for certain start spreading from china
Erm, what the sigma
where do you think covid came from
@pastel quartz you need to raise your children with this stuff
g'day marshal
@pastel quartz any interesting updates?
@pastel quartz you shouldn't take parental advice from an italian
the ultimate gamble of life
how did you do that?
usagi1030, your new nickname is Freedom
ey stalker... give me your pda
hydro8638, your new nickname is Gator1
Seems like I can't change your nickname s5yn3t
But your name is now Believe
surrae, your new nickname is Lorenzo
yea
Don’t call my name don’t call my name lorenzoooo 
JUST DO IT
MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

my parents were italian, they couldnt take care of me so they threw me off to the french, I would never trust advice from an italian
MONEY PIT

cool clock, Ahmed
all this to make sure
Oof. yikes, @grizzled meadow
@cunning lance you just lost your helper privilege
Only man
and italians arent men
i wouldn't call you a king of brainfart, i have respect for you as someone better

suffering Italian parents build character
what character I ended up a war thunder player
unfortunate
And a woman
I didnt have choice over that
I was born with a touchpad and I cant do anything about it
the fool skipped the character creator
nobody has that option
if I would I would make myself 5'7 and be born french
clean your desk
It can wait when I am not ready to see the insides of my eyes
is bro building a bomb on his desk?
the rasberry pi is a stuck up bitch that needs 2.5 amps
the lazy way to sustain 5v before the thing bitches about under voltage is to just increase voltage
that rectangle box on the left is the one with a touch screen
shitty 3.5 inch low framerate capicitive touch I think
no
resistive because it's the two layers touching
canned ass

cool stuff
you have become the load 
start a yt channel livestreaming this
Pihole dns adblock
no one wants to watch my autistic shit hobbies man
oh you'd be surprised
well maybe the one weird fuck but aside the point
I did get one setup but for some reason i didnt like it
I can see that be a cool 15k subs
I have streamed before
but it's like
I had one making a ps3 controller mod to use a random vape batterypack
hey, man, dont insult your viewers like that
I can though... it's me
lol
you got a soldering iron?
Heat gun too?
I mean true
I miss fucking around with breadboards and pcb in EE
but I also like my shittyeletronic™️ style of exposed terminals
what's "EE"?
heatgun and a shitty 3d printer
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