#🎪bruh-fart
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post fully clothed female
brainfart: so this is basically porn..
only white man porn
jesus christ
the ankles are exposed
you fully know the intentions of the artist
ya know there's maggot up in her hoohah so
the discord gif search has the forbidden ranni pringle gif
that's the most cope I've heard from you yet

only aryan blond blue eyed women are allowed to be posted here
dude like blue chicks, avatar way of water looking ass
jesus
christ
don't cum
goon
I was waiting for it
Gifs you can hear
brb dont miss me too much
Erika do be a banger
johhny reb sung by v tubers
I'm starting to doubt he is romanian
its quebec
theres one where a anime girl sings " thats the way a n word goes "
i dont know why weebs are confederate lovers
not the on the left
like gang BUCEES has existed longer than the confederates
so i guess that would work
they still lost
you didnt have a fun childhood if you didnt have a near death experience at least once
Nazi and confederate asian peeps are the strangest crossovers
Monolith before suicide bombing you
ideally you have several 
God i need to visit buccees again soon
and a few failed kidnapping incidents
google mekanism ore refinement and get shocked/excited from the scale of the process
yes
Almost drowned once that was awesome
ayy
Best gas station known to man
perfect for dropping a power generator nearby
no
No, its perfectly texas sized
gusto ko ng patatas
Isn’t that shit like the IKEA SCP?
fuck got messaged by a random romanian
Stores fuel for one (1) southern truck

Cleanest bathrooms, good food, always a pump available.
im not replying
Sheer texan gas station perfection

Enough to get it going for 2.1 miles
Mcdonals
Shawty piss is red , but I love strawberry juice
Never
Damn that got me good 
skill un-issue 
Way too based
It's literally @fading shuttle
truly, god has created Americans to spend all that gas
nuh uh
i play spellblade not warrior
Remove the warrior and it's you
were you shooting spells out of your magic blade
I remember someone tried to tell me female league characters don’t all look exactly the same aside from weapons
in wildlander? stealth is very weak, but a nightblade should work well as long as you spec into illusion hard
Meanwhile
finally, league
I looked at the thumbnail and thought it was a chicken nugget
When shawty says she hates you but hate is a feeling so that means she has feelings for you
stay strong
Her boots in her alt skin have holes to show toes
is it too early to start drinking
no
Luv my illusion
might wanna spec into alteration hard aswell, cus light armor folds agains arrows
glass has decent arrow resist
modpack size is 135
illusion has its own protection shit
Chonky
yes, but also she will need more protection since she will be wearing armor
Me fr
it's monday
There is dan Schneider levels of attention to detail on her feet
@solar obsidian any idea how to stop the game from setting my monitor to the max available refresh rate when I go into exclusive fullscreen
Who even asked for that shit
And she looks like a kid too
Maybe he’s an honorary rioter
yo his heart gonna explode
i dont know. maybe there is a "refresh rate" option in settings? if not - you might have to ask #🔨base-gamma-support
I asked some weeks ago but got ignored 
Nvidia/amd control panel maybe
What’s wrong with that
you can do it with nvidia control panel but amd is retarded (I use amd)

strigoi, you can try to just limit the in-game fps
ah no my issue is with the brightness, the game is super dark in borderless
just another weekend
fuck monday
ah... brightness settings wont work with that i think, yes
Fuck monday
!reshade // @pastel quartz its effects might help
@pastel quartz Follow this: #╭📖faq message
!gae
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delight actually doing his job
its so over
wdym delight always been the mvp 
ime the amulet not the chick
nvm actually gamma setting works in borderless now for some reason lmao
oh I see
its for science you would not understand 
Tree (parasitic life form) has taken control of a human (anime) female to conduct experimentation on the psychological effects females have on males when in close proximity
right
3 HOURS OF PARGAFATRHAPGFS
I'm not even being ironic I literally didn't see the tree
his maja arc continues
strigoi is the most maja romanian I've seen

whats your take on mongolian throat singing fellas
I can't belive they've done this
based
The fucking lawn dudes hit my jalapeno plant with the weedeater.
my take on it is uuuuuhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm
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bro take them to court
that's fucked up
jalapenios are sick
Kill them
Its not that big of a deal, im just more upset they didn't say shit about it
it is a big deal
kill them
How the fuck am i gonna make homemade salsa with no jalapenos
/ᐠ≽•ヮ•≼マ
Now we gotta downgrade that shit to pico
murder is toats not cool
i dont fucking care that you guys are losers and terminally online MEN who pretend to be women
TOUCH GRASS
I am a scientist

Alex woke up seeing blood lmao
will not
The maja anomaly is a unique brainfart phenomenon
hey my aim is back I can easily headshot moving fractures again 
go back toy our little fucking lab and DO SOMETHIGN instead of being on DISCORD and acting like " teeh ehhe im a anime girl but not like the others! "
it's definitely not unique to brainfart
True. Its just incredibly persistent

A blight upon discord
science
im fuckin pissed off since my little shit of a cat kept MEOW MEOW MEOW to take a shit
👂🏻
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
discord has a lot of cancer
Well, did he shit in the box or on something
hehe uwu
Haiiiiiiiiiii
Omg haiii
haiiiii :333
nah I don't like this
ASSINATE
daddy hammer me harder OwO
a poliotican
hey tree send me a dick pick
ok
assinate 
make it funny and send him one of the dick pics you've received while catfishing
Let em cook, hes waking up


im not a villan
scientist to not partake in evil

why do you
I dont believe tree is actually a scientist
make bugs for people to eat
THISNASS HOLE
IM GONNA FUCKING ETA THIS LITTLE CTA
ONE DAU
A

take a seat
billions have farted
I never sit
I only stay
ignore the fact that I am currently sitting
right now
hemorrhoids is indeed a horrible illness
shes already in my friendslist. you are too late, gooners
i wonder if you can hang yourself with that long shit pipe organ through your anus
I'll be released in an hour and maybe my sanity will return

I won't lose
she will accept my friend req too
mine will never will it seems
you mean your intestines?
ummm
Striogoi is back in brenfart
creepy much???

I made a rum coffee sorry
bon apetit
ᯓᡣ𐭩 gotte gooooo

there's people who sell those on the market
yes
I dont think they're long enough
Delight: pretty normal manners
Me, aafter being in brainfart for too long: omg is this my prince charming
if you manage to extract all of your veins they'd be long enough though
Cant imagine what would you think of him after being in offtop for some time
૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა rawr!
i heard that the microscopic veins of a average human can stretch around Earth
is he a meanie? 
two and a half times yeah
totally enough to hang yourself with it
btw ctrl-e opens emojis and ctrl-g opens gifs
Alo
worse - a normie
Absolutely the opposite


red blood cells

Sometimes i just forget the 
consider the
yourself
I'm not gonna empty myself
:laxatives:

that would hurt
⎚-⎚

_ _
🥪
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Yes, it makes it wet
Just add some lemon soap
Its in the water anyway
just realized tree is pretty proficient with those emojis.. gets them out real quick and stuff.. almost like she's already used to behaving like this in other places 
Holy shit Delight scored himself an e-girl?
Chat is this real
Delight getting bitches?
Remember that posting feet pics you found on the internet to get you free nitro is viable strategy
Worst thing in a discord server is when you become a moderator
Then you cant shit on people who post genshin



well see how viable 
@muted escarp

Tree doing forbidden research to summon the maja hoard
science requires sacrifice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
what the fuck did I read
Old
I can't sleep feeling like a fucking FAILURE so we're just vibing here...
Funni gif i found
its the only vid i have of her shudup
Then it would be obvious hes alex alt
Brainfart on its way to summon tree into being the worst maja clone ever
delight
Gonna have to ask for IDs soon
( ≖‿ ≖ )
like
yes, alex?
wtf
rizz
🥺 ok
no, alex at least owns his shitposts and cringe.
if you're sharp enough you'll figure it out

there's fucking tons of clues
italy
no
I will go troll some peeps in sralna
count ur days bud im on the next flight to spain

It could be an alex alt. But i have more faith in alex staying true to his shitposts
fucking christ
( 。 •̀ ᴖ •́ 。)
W on his way to somehow gaslight me into thinking tree isn't tree.
you couldn't be any wrong than that answer
holy fucking dogshit
no, its a newcomer
and a chick too
thats why i immediatly sent her a friend request
৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻) not gonna happen buster
I can tell they're underage
you spelled man wrong
yes, i honestly think that
two in the chest and one in the face
we are not the same
underage too most definetly 
she told me shes 23, dawg
can we make this place a sausage fest expect for that one schizo girl whose a mom
she cannot lie
why would anyone lie on the internet
23 need to confirm with a drivers licence
thats just doxxing
they can omit addresses
(❀❛ ֊ ❛„)♡ jail <33
birth year is needed though
damn
its already agegated
do it better
now
nsfw channels cant be viewed by <18
( ၴႅၴ
ε(´。•᎑•`)っ lie
delight cope
she has eyes closed
Me at delight
For now it looks super fluffy
In comparison
im actually not sure, but judging by real minors in other channels who say that cant access brainfart serves as pretty good evidence 
Its cooked already
though, of course, not all input their real ages
all the asians are plotting your death
chinese numba one
Leaving it for a moment to steam a bit
(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ you dumb
i cannot be sent to the labor camp
I want some rice
Water came out clean after washing if that's what you didn't get
I'm also damaged
I usually don't wash the rice
I got a hurt
you're Romanian
couldnt be more 
yeah
kinda just doomed
I'm gonna doom you
When?
(◣ _ ◢) @solar obsidian its so over
today?
19/12/2056
no
kitten, please dont break up with me
you won't be the only one dont worry
(¬⤙¬ )
it's not up to me
oh you liked my falco and iedy impression, didnt you, kitten?
lets go
WHY ARE WE FUCKING WAITING
THE RICE GOTTA REST
PATIENCE
If i wanted to wait I'd go to the fucking DMV
WERE MAKING RICE
( • ̀ω•́ )✧
(❀❛ ֊ ❛„)♡
go to the dmv then
delight is is a precarious position rn
it wont go anywhere, im pure as distilled water
waiting is also suffering sometimes
꒰ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ꒱
what's a dmv by the way
Direcția Regim Permise de Conducere și Înmatriculare a Vehiculelor
I knew you were itallian ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-
I dont know that language
hold on
These emoticons make me want to commit a hatecrime
do it
A department of motor vehicles (DMV) is a government agency that administers motor vehicle registration and driver licensing. In countries with federal states such as in North America, these agencies are generally administered by subnational entities governments, while in unitary states such as many of those in Europe, DMVs are organized nationa...
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google can't comprehend romanian dude
our language is too fucking braindead
and we use half the words incorrectly
Damn, I gotta go to work in less that an hour
just grunt at each other
No time for me to play
hi chat
who tf is maja
unfortunately we can't understand each other by different types of staring
oh no
and grunts aren't sufficient
a horrible myth
well fuck
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1178117125278269562/fuckyou.mp4
a beast of legend
devil incarnate
Who has the maja manifesto?
FRESH FROM THE CCP HEADQUARTERS
VANGUARD iS SPYWARE (2x)
RiOT ARE PUPPETS, YEAH
WE ARE iNTING AND WE DON‘T CARE
😏
Everyone
not me
I made it into gif which can be favourited
I forgot to save image
Same. Someone post to explain what that unholy being is
wrong one
pft
gimme a sec
good job delight
that's strigoi trying to copy maaj
it's not even drama
literally just a beast that left with this message
if i call u stinky thats drama
There it is
brainrot; an example
Ty delight
it's only drama if I get upset and respond with a meaner message
calling me stinky is an insult
everyone hates each other
My only lasting legacy on brainfart and Im not even in it
I can think of worse
that's already solved
yeah but nothing you say would affect me
People? You are all just funny text on my screen that are nice to talk to
Most the time
cause I'm romanian and I'm already hated by 89% of the population
my bad sorry
welcome to the club
im turkish and everyone hates me lol
by the very gods
hey americans aren't too far behind motherfucker
♡ᰔ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა sending u positive vibezz <33
accept my friend request and your name will be carved in stone of #🎪bruh-fart (my friends list. which is like a supercool list to be in)
Man, imagine a future where ai simulates the entirety of brainfart in a coherent manner
they seem to think otherwise 
@pastel quartz welcome undecover kitten, time to inform us
i wouldnt notice any difference
that's just the normies
im sorry, "coherent"?
did i read that right?
you too handsome 😉
Nah, i can spot out the AI-isms pretty well
I'm going to respectfully reject your psychological intrusion to my frontal cortex
But brainfart is just chaotic enough it may work
lol
nothing interesting current tally is: ( 4 friend rqsts ) ( 4 horny people ) ( 1 indian ) ( 2 people with dick pics ) 5 sperate people at once
damn
More like well enough you can't distinguish its AI
i dont even know when i sent it to you, but i just checked and its pending. the edging is real
i have not done a splinter operation today yet
I'm not the normal guy

you were not in my dms
californians are hated by conservatives we're the demonic forces
also who tf still uses skype
oh that's what you meant
try to not burn your brain out 
Oh my god the rice is so fluffy
also that normal guy was an indian who wanted to meet me irl so let me remove that
evil avacado toast
tree the fucking discord kitten honeypot
EPA! Oooooo

wanting to meet you irl is not normal
the fuck
lol
ive eddited the message
Least down bad indian man
was it ever normal
i just copies it from yesterday
Washing rice is unfortunately much better after all
show bob and vagene™️

+1 Delight ban her if she doens't
send tree pictures 
show spongebob and vegeta

microsoft technical support tech named Steve
- mr?
- and vagene
bobs and vagene
real
would you trust Alexander or Steve

l to the m, a and o
i wish their pcs explode into their faces
fuck...
killing them instantly
yeah that's normal
the real treat
i dont get it
I don't get it either but I have OCD and must click all the reacts
I'd type in romania to find a gift like that but I know it's just gonna be a bunch of stealing jokes
not this bullshit again
u will not click on this 🍆
but i would ( • ̀ω•́ )✧
a tree hugging hippy would be all over that
My palms are sweating, my eyes are tearing and my mind went into a state of hyperfocus.
(ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ)♡ jail
granted they're high on LSD
now i have a urge to puke
palms are sweating , knees weak arms are heavy
(¬⤙¬ )
ignored
dont worry, i trolled around #╟🔰☢newbies-chat with tree so much that half of the channel thinks im a legit creep
Maja clone isn't funny haha
i cannot go lower
fucking christ
proving stereotypes exist.
as i said science requires sacrifice

no it requires data, a lot of repeat data
thats freedom 🦅 🇺🇸
Psyopping all of newbie chat, very nice

Having helper role sells it even better 
damn thats entertaining
which mod would be the best candidate 
The final step? Psyopping all of the mod team
my lawyers have said its best to not speak further
Josta 
YEAH
you said that not me
/s just in case. No way josta would ever go for it, but it would be funny as hell
Going for what
Sarcasm.
Tl;dr: tree psy-opping discord/newbie chat. I joked to psyop a mod next, voted josta. Aggi olli
You have to publicly ruin your image by trying to slide into the DMs of a lady ( @pastel quartz )
p!slap @pastel quartz
die

p!hug @pastel quartz
ew it's gae

Pasta pope too based to devolve to that level
Ladies, in here, 
/s because I have to defend myself against allegations
We don't need another mod to lose their shit
tree live pov rn
you can blame me
See, you get it.
After the last problem we had recently, I have to contain my being based...
But at the same imagine taking someone for real in the memes channel...
its ok falco i would never see your downfall
ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
was that person a trans ?
No
Don't try to make sense of the shitpost channel, its madness.
misinformation
actually yes I have yet to find a real girl losing her shit over pronouns like that
Yes
damn
that damn tree flops whater his name and breezy were behind it right?
that was a rare encounter for the server 
Hol up what
something is not right here
Just had that one recently
We can even argue that you can't know for real but at the same time the argument is so useless that it's better to keep everything in a peaceful mood
peace is pretty cool, idk about y'all
ฅ/ᐠ˶> ﻌ<˶ᐟ\ฅ
the rule of there being an exception to every rule applies everywhere you look I guess
I cannot be brainwashed, I have the power of clicking on your profile 

stop.
yeah
I don't care about e-sex, want to groom me or some shit, buy me Nitro
keep going until you lose ur sanity 
its for science
Nitro for science 
plus u aint part of the experiment
the main goal is to go outside of brain fart and see how many creeps i can find on discord
and for getting names
Hello all
hi hydro man
hi
then i send them self helpline numbers
Weylin
or the bible in chinese
ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND
waht
Pretty fitting since I’m on about dyche
“FOUR FOUR FUCKING TWOO TWAT THE BALL” 
was about to though
you should buy nitro to send cringe anime emojis
there are other ways
Tell us something your mother doesn't know
I’d turn homo for Sean dyche
typing
The most Brexit manager in football rn
Love it
Brexitball in full force
Bro really talking football, time to kill Hydro for good
I’m talking Sean dyche
He’s a class person
I don't know who he is 
Manager of football club, proper old school though
Bro really talking football, time to kill Hydro for good
You are talking football then
He’s kinda a meme here it’s funny
LOL
get jebaited
Never understood what that means
it means getting gaslit basically
falco cannot be gaslit
He is all knowing discord moderator
On the other hand he is Italian
But we can look past that
A little tomfoolery
Better italian than bri'ish
Shut the fuck up brit 10x better mate
better british than romanian
We can drink cappuccino whenever we want
bias 
Yous do that you’ve disgraced your entire bloodline
I'd post something but
I rather not
i watched sopranos i know everything about italy 
because they have class ≽^•⩊•^≼ ₊˚⊹♡
I played mafia 3 im basically Italian

Have you seen the state of Italy mate
Britain isn’t much better granted
But still

Yea here is the state of itally ദ്ദി(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ
That’s the regions of Italy actually
as a whole

who tf came up with these gae ass names aw hell naw
wtf is that place
shittiest fictional universe ive seen
Go to Burnley
ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
it improves my performance in tennis
wtf is that
What about w for wunday
eugh, elf
i need to start blocking more catposters in brainfart to retain my sanity
inb4 Menace sends me a dm detailing how I should kms 
ok so step 1: acquire a wooden plank
Nooo not the recycle emoji
Fuckin phone company i have my phone tied to didnt tell me my contract expired
set fire to their headquarters
I would pay 2400 if i didnt do a redo
Hell ye
Returned
wb
/ᐠ. .ᐟ\
ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
everyday the mod channel recieves these kind of gifs from iedy
hi tboat
hiiii
haii how R you
I am miserable
whaii
Cause i'm in brainfart haha

stop being in brainfart then
think smarter not harder kids
true

delight be walking the tight rope with this one
Delight has mod bias so
haters fr
where the lovers at
ฅ/ᐠ˶> ﻌ<˶ᐟ\ฅ ya got me
science
🌲
🌲
i will do tree for science
blocked the catposters (saying this to boost my ego)
this chat so peaceful now
die
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from 0 to 100 real quic
I still am extremely peaceful
scoping indoors 
stop saying based things
you are stupid
There was a t-14 btw
Like 3-4 minutes after this clip when I took out the fleeing tigr
We did end up taking it out and I did end up going climbing ontop of it and entering it but the turret was FUCKED
basement
ily
Even though you snitched and got me rejected from brainfart for a while...
❤️
more like 15







