🎪bruh-fart

[umbral geyser]

[glad carbon]

can you reassemble it

[toxic sundial]

Yesm

[naive bison]

Clearly fake, taking the slide off is impossible

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1080933724012679200/1108110971374940210/image0.gif

[minor cypress]

The bd sticker

[naive bison]

Source: the ATF

[final cedar]

was the firing pin guncked up?

[glad carbon]

why do you have so many of them

[toxic sundial]

Nah everything fine

Guessing it was just bad ammo but

[glad carbon]

awesome

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-gif-23861497

[modest oriole]

Whats that?

[glad carbon]

zoro explain urself

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-gif-25974981

[final cedar]

send em the casings, maybe you get free loot

[minor cypress]

Explain what?

[toxic sundial]

Extremely complicated master gunsmith technique

[glad carbon]

deez nuts

[minor cypress]

Gottem

[toxic sundial]

Free ammo in this economy?

[glad carbon]

let go of em

[pastel quartz]

allright, I just gotta ask, to the men in chat, why do ya'll want to work more than hanging out with your wife

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/in-plainview-matt-watterworth-scott-westby-movie-got-your-nose-gif-20072911

[glad carbon]

money

[naive bison]

You gotta go loot the Chicago PVP zone for some

[toxic sundial]

Listen I love women, I don't mean to be misogynistic, but good lord you ladies get really tiring sometimes

And money is good

[minor cypress]

Work brings a sense of peace and accomplishment. It allows me to focus on one thing, and only one thing, without the extra worry of others for a time.

[glad carbon]

@umbral geyser https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/181212367726575616/1239336890373636197/sand_car.mp4?ex=66428dec&is=66413c6c&hm=bb441f7dd0abb382bbcf4ed83fdd79ec4dd7f5201a1f1b60ed526e066d65d7d8&

[umbral geyser]

The glock is was designed to be easy to disassemble so that when they shipped it out to 3rd world countries, even child soldiers could maintain their weapons

[upper shore]

Wife?

[umbral geyser]

......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,warm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[minor cypress]

Same reason men shitting takes so long. It is a brief break from the world where i can browse memes and shit in peace without being disturbed.

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-gif-21238001

[final cedar]

no child soldier will ever get to hold a glock, that's for child gang members

[glad carbon]

boywife*

[naive bison]

No water, no nutrients, HIS ASS IS NOT PHOTOSYNTHESISING

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-orange-cat-orange-cats-cat-weird-gif-17010424884748616697

[toxic sundial]

If anything you mean the ak

[naive bison]

Chiraq military

[toxic sundial]

Which I can go get out RN if you want

[umbral geyser]

ahhhh mb mb Im lacking on my Chiraq lore

[umbral geyser]

hot

[umbral geyser]

marshallah even kitty understand the true nature of allah's light

[umbral geyser]

I think men in military gear are cute and im not afraid to say it

[glad carbon]

fr fr

[upper shore]

Same (but no homo)

[pastel quartz]

I get that bro has a sense of purpose now but he's focusing too much on his work

[upper shore]

[naive bison]

Before or after a drone?

[upper shore]

Less cute more cool

[glad carbon]

fr fr

[upper shore]

but not cool like old ladies

[pastel quartz]

think kes means after

[final cedar]

@toxic sundial did you check the misfiring casings? Did they have a normal looking primer strike?

[toxic sundial]

Didn't look

[lunar brook]

try fucking

[umbral geyser]

I prefer my men to not be blown to bits thank you very much

[quartz ridge]

OBAMA YOU STUPID BRRTTT

[minor cypress]

Talk to em? Dude prob has a lot on his mind with kids + relationship and work is some time away from all that.

[umbral geyser]

fucking based........................

[naive bison]

Typical impossible standards for men

[minor cypress]

Not a bad thing, just normal unless its causing neglect to either. Only solution is to talk to em

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[quartz ridge]

european guns are so simple to dissaemble

[quartz ridge]

but FUCK ME if i have to dissaemble a S&W shield

[naive bison]

G11

[toxic sundial]

Anyways speaking of aks, it's like 3 steps to disassemble

It's greay

[glad carbon]

nota my friend, how are you

[umbral geyser]

me when the moment when I see a man put on a 1-hole balaclava:

[quartz ridge]

barley exists

[toxic sundial]

Good, little cold

[quartz ridge]

doesnt count

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/vto-gif-25290329

[tranquil narwhal]

This is very funny to me

[final cedar]

single button and you could take the bolt assembly out, pretty simple if you ask me

[glad carbon]

nice nice

[naive bison]

What about the rest

[umbral geyser]

Im happy you find it funny :)

[tranquil narwhal]

Pornhub would exploit animals if it was legal XD

[toxic sundial]

european guns are always funny because lol europe

[final cedar]

not getting paid to fix any of that

[pastel quartz]

no sweet conversation from time to time since then, last time I smothered him was before he got a job

[umbral geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1117955098593734748/1237561855975624814/SnapTik_App_6948089586904075526-HD.mp4?ex=6642b04b&is=66415ecb&hm=c7b2369b3b103777dfb8ac13bab258688c0aa5d3cd895414dad6a662904d6b96&

[upper shore]

Did that mf have furry ears on his helmet

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-banana-bat-gif-24680277

[tranquil narwhal]

he is not a mf, he is not chris

[umbral geyser]

By your logic, all catgirls are furries and that is a war you do not want to start

[glad carbon]

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-mgr-armstrong-gif-26250693

They are

[toxic sundial]

All I'm sayin is if I'm a drone operator and I see cat ears I'm fucking aiming for you

[final cedar]

can't put a laser pointer on your gun and if you have a laser pointer with you at a german airport with a mount that fits on a rail system you're looking at 5 years without parole

[glad carbon]

yummy

[zealous remnant]

Euros cannot comprehend crispy burgers

[umbral geyser]

I respect the balls

[glad carbon]

i mean juicy burgers on da grill

[final cedar]

why are germans afraid of laser pointers on rifles

[pastel quartz]

why do ya'll like things crispy

[toxic sundial]

Gun laws and not making any goddamn sense. Who'dve guessed it

[glad carbon]

and crispy smashed burgers on da cast iron

[final cedar]

gunlaws made by people who never fired a gun ✅

[zealous remnant]

brb, deepfrying ice cream

[umbral geyser]

because it go crunch :))))

[umbral geyser]

I think we should abolish the geneva convention because it would be funny

[upper shore]

Wym? Just say your enemy isn't uniformed

[pastel quartz]

mf I'm european how tf am I suppose to understand that

[gusty tendon]

no we shouldn't how else will i keep score of how i did things more effectively

[final cedar]

meanwhile switzerland: You want a fully automatic smg? Sure thing dude, just make sure the ammo is stored separately. Also get a suppressor so you don't bother the other guys at the range, it's tax deductible

[umbral geyser]

The EU banned crispy burgers????

[minor cypress]

Sounds like time for a talk + date day. Get a babysitter, go see a movie or have dinner or something

[toxic sundial]

The funny part to me about it is that a politician can make a completely unconstitutional nonsense law that if you break you'll go to jail for 20 years, but in 5-6 years when someone actually takes the case up the court system and it's finally found unconstitutional the original politician faces nothing as punishment

[tranquil narwhal]

My new HUD setup

[umbral geyser]

There arent any warcrimes if the witnesses are dead

[umbral geyser]

The fact that the bars arent the save length is making me want to draft a sucide letter

[minor cypress]

Its easy to just get in your routine, get busy and end up ignoring people without realizing it. Go reconnect and have some personal time together, thats what we do when life burns us out a little

[glad carbon]

its based off the max

[tranquil narwhal]

that is the souls setup, i'm sorry

[toxic sundial]

Sometimes guys just get concentrated on a thing and forget what matters

[umbral geyser]

Souls setup works because there arent any numbers present and its on the top left which is like the least obstructing place to put it

[umbral geyser]

Work at 6 and a meeting with allah himself at 12

[pastel quartz]

I get bro wants to get racks but he's got his family to worry about

[toxic sundial]

Oppression

[tranquil narwhal]

i'm i'll look into that

[umbral geyser]

1984...

[pastel quartz]

why does bro look irish and hates the british

[naive bison]

Time for holy war

[minor cypress]

It might not even be that or malicious. Probably just a case of routine + same shit, different day and you guys are going through the motions without realizing it

[upper shore]

He has an almost explosive passion for cars

[toxic sundial]

Yeah this, I've gotten stuck in this cycle

It's not personal or anything

Just kinda happens I guess

[minor cypress]

Yep. Wife and i both work 12hr night shift, so its super common with us.

[umbral geyser]

Isnt this that fuckass Spec Ops game that every redditor praises for being the "darkest" game theyve ever played?

[pastel quartz]

I bet the cars he would give me would be a blast to drive

[upper shore]

Is that what it is now?

[toxic sundial]

: (

I don't like that post

[minor cypress]

Thats why we just plan things in advance and make time to do what we want. And we have a "first day off" rule

[glad carbon]

this sucks

[naive bison]

War crimes in the Middle East hits a bit close for Americans to be fair

[upper shore]

I don't even know if it's tournament legal

[minor cypress]

Nothing is to be expected of or done on anyones first day off, unless absolutely unavoidable

[umbral geyser]

Its all copy-pasted corny redditor shit

[upper shore]

This happened very recently

[umbral geyser]

"Why it makes me question reality" no it did the fuck not

[glad carbon]

look at the older videos

[pale ingot]

oh no, 1 hour long white man video essay

[minor cypress]

If the rule must be broken, supplement with a nice treat or something you both do together.

[glad carbon]

the new ones are kinda mid

[naive bison]

We love pervitin

[lunar brook]

Blu Soldier

[umbral geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-omg-hang-toilet-paper-what-gif-4983440139250139885

[upper shore]

It was an homage to heart of darkness that got you into the mindset of the character who is insane a little bit, who does some war crimes.

[pastel quartz]

I dont know how to balance being both a mother and a wife dawg

[weak jackal]

girl dinner

[upper shore]

Mostly as a critique to the massive amount of cod clones at the time

[glad carbon]

yummy

[lunar brook]

wow

[umbral geyser]

Spec Ops itself is a good game but its been talked to death and now I hate it

[toxic sundial]

Straight smoking up them third Reich Newports

[upper shore]

It was just another look at, y'know, the absurdity of like 1 dude killing hundreds because he's the good guy

[glad carbon]

yeah

[weak jackal]

only me and my friends can have sosig

[gusty tendon]

fixed it

[weak jackal]

so you get 2 sosig

[glad carbon]

hop on spec ops the line: coop

[upper shore]

Like Nathan Drake singing and laughing while shooting dudes in the face

[tidal trellis]

That's a bad reason to hate a game ngl

[minor cypress]

I'm neither of those, so idk dawg. First step is talking to em about it and working together

[tidal trellis]

But u do u

[pale ingot]

coyote steak.. mmmm

[lunar brook]

thanks fren 🙂

[upper shore]

Realism edition

[pastel quartz]

like a treaty?

[umbral geyser]

They deserved it because theyre from 3rd world countries

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-luna-cat-crunchy-cat-blink-cat-cat-gif-8710568423691114074

[umbral geyser]

I LOVE CAT MUNCHING ICE CAT. THEY MAKE THE MOST FUCKASS FACES I LOVE IT

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-cat-gif-8216273864367202904

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-luna-stare-cat-gif-12106551165382041393

[minor cypress]

Nah, more like "hey, lets agree to not plan to do anything on either of our first days off. If we absolutely have to, lets make it less miserable and go get a nice meal or do something together afterwards."

[naive bison]

Smonking a whole weed

This goes hard

[umbral geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inoPXTmBHic Cats SHOULD not be making these facial expressions but I love them even more now

[pale ingot]

mm m

[upper shore]

Canadians are only polite in their own country so that they can reserve and unleash their utter hatred for humanity upon their enemy in times of war

[minor cypress]

Its just a general rule we have because doing anything on your first day after work after pulling a 48hr work week sucks dick

[naive bison]

“Damn, that ass can fart” aah pose

[gusty tendon]

[upper shore]

Fun fact: most people are not ready to be suddenly shoved

[toxic sundial]

Me n U

[pale ingot]

are you

[naive bison]

I hate these pretentious “oh I’m so insaaaane” memes by people who’d be scared to ask for extra ketchup packets at McDonald’s

[umbral geyser]

AND THEN THEY DECIDE TO STOP OUT OF NOWHERE WHILE BLOCKING THE ENTIRE HALLWAY

[upper shore]

Now why would I answer that

[pale ingot]

no balls

[minor cypress]

Usually, we both talk and schedule anything that needs to be done on our off days well in advance. (Aka i tell her everything in duplicate because we both are adhd as shit and will forget.)

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/man-frozen-froze-stuck-stuck-in-time-daiyaan-gif-2333459399262130537

[pastel quartz]

you jus gave me an idea

[toxic sundial]

Us fr

[naive bison]

Gang shit

[minor cypress]

[upper shore]

I'm insane / I'm scary memes = I have severe social anxiety

[umbral geyser]

I genuienly wish to whatever group blocks the hallways and dont let other people pass admittance to the deepest pit in hell and im not even joking

[pastel quartz]

time to recreate that night bro accidentally came inside

[pale ingot]

• autism

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-23548728

[minor cypress]

you gonna end up with another pair of twins lmao

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883705851922219038/1239434963032604692/IMG_7727.jpg?ex=6642e942&is=664197c2&hm=836ae8f8f129e0dd9284f9cba0724a3ab8e919391c55df399f2e2cdfe3014087&

[pastel quartz]

this time with protection

[minor cypress]

But uh, whatever works for you both lmao

[umbral geyser]

Im not insane, im just autistic and imagine scenarios in my head to cope with the fact that I dont have the guts to tell people to move

[naive bison]

He looks so sad

[umbral geyser]

i love him

[toxic sundial]

I think I'm going to get better

[tidal trellis]

Is your learning curve a flatline by a chance

[tranquil narwhal]

watch it, you might forget the wrong condom without the hole in it

[naive bison]

Just kick them then

[tidal trellis]

Just curious

[minor cypress]

I cast "dudes in public playing music without headphones"

[naive bison]

Assault is always based

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-stinky-cat-gif-6439636876325622609

[upper shore]

DO NOT WEAR 2 OR MORE CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!

[naive bison]

Why his face so round

[glad carbon]

1984

[umbral geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-sable-rampart-gif-sable-wtf-gif-25201842

[naive bison]

Adds gasoline like a boss

[glad carbon]

ragdoll

[upper shore]

Instead of letting your autism gut you of your ability to talk, just let your autism give you ability to talk when you shouldn't instead

[minor cypress]

Or the most powerful technique, get the snip done and not ever worry about that shit

[upper shore]

HELL NO

LEAVE MY DICK ALONE

[glad carbon]

didnt you do that

[umbral geyser]

I cast "random group in the hallway jokingly shoving each other which results in you being pushed to the wall on accident"

[naive bison]

The autism duality: be awkward by not talking, or be awkward by talking

[pastel quartz]

I'm sure bro is stressed and would like to be de-stressed

[umbral geyser]

Oh trust me, I do both

[minor cypress]

Ya, shit wasn't that bad at all. I was asleep, woke up, few days of recovery and chilling

[upper shore]

mfw autism makes me either look like a serial killer or a retard

[glad carbon]

i cast "people walking 4 wide and taking up the whole hallway"

[toxic sundial]

Man I've got a lot of pictures of cats on my phone

Too bad I'm eepy

[upper shore]

I cast sawn off shotgun

https://tenor.com/view/falling-down-michael-douglas-gun-aim-gif-14594417

[pale ingot]

the third has down syndrome

[glad carbon]

dont you have like a little lightswitch in ur sack to turn it back on

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-down-michael-douglas-fast-food-breakfast-uzi-gif-24240951

[toxic sundial]

Great movie

[pastel quartz]

this time I learnt my lesson

dont worry bro

[umbral geyser]

I cast ".50 action express"

[minor cypress]

Probably. If he drinks, id reccomend nice dinner + babysitter + whatever booze he likes and whatever else you got planned.

[glad carbon]

you should use "verbal communication"

[gusty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-they-live-kick-ass-bad-ass-bubblegum-gif-19608228

[naive bison]

It doesn’t explode people

[umbral geyser]

oh shit yeah I forgot about that

[minor cypress]

Dudes rarely get pampered in this world, so simple things are nice.

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-williamson-uwe-boll-rampage-shooting-gun-gif-16368781

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/475831014950830081/1108403022314352660/thats.gif

[tidal trellis]

True

[umbral geyser]

I want to go to a gun convention just to steal from the display racks and point them at people

[pastel quartz]

I already smother him

[upper shore]

[naive bison]

CCP propaganda

[pastel quartz]

with nice things and physically

[upper shore]

Remember: the first rule of gun safety is to never point at something you don't intend to shoot.

What, you thought I was gonna say something else?

[pale ingot]

they have their own wojaks

[minor cypress]

Wtf no, lmao. Its a snip, not ED.

[glad carbon]

[tranquil narwhal]

@umbral geyser @glad carbon How about now?

[umbral geyser]

What if I do intend to shoot but cant because of the lack of ammo

[naive bison]

That’s like that story about a robber going to rob a store in Texas and being shot by every customer

[upper shore]

Skill issue

[umbral geyser]

I love you

[glad carbon]

adding a little garden hose valve to reenable ur balls

[gusty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/adios-sicario-benicio-bye-goodbye-gif-26727325

[umbral geyser]

IIRC I dont think they let you bring your own inside

[gusty tendon]

we love bump firing pistols

[umbral geyser]

Besides the companies themselves

[final cedar]

ball safety gang unite

[minor cypress]

The most powerful gift is taking care of things so he doesn't have another thing to worry about. Doesn't have to be a big task either.

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/reloading-a-magazine-tyler-rake-chris-hemsworth-extraction-2-ejecting-an-ammunition-magazine-gif-12723044239171397980

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bI6Ac.gif

[glad carbon]

flipping the selector switch on my balls to full auto

[upper shore]

Unjamming my balls after a catastrophic failure

[gusty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/tenet-neil-robert-pattinson-stalsk12-stalsk-gif-11065003078572168368

[tranquil narwhal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPdGolxFm_w I'm playing this modlist for skyrim

[glad carbon]

do you think you could use it like a blowgun

[toxic sundial]

Still need to learn to do this

Easy with rifle or shotgun

[final cedar]

what would be the polar opposite to "shoot to kill"

[toxic sundial]

Not so with pistol

[naive bison]

First morning piss they be in double barrel mode

[minor cypress]

Very rarely do i want extra gifts or things. Just less things to stress about

[minor cypress]

Stab to thrill

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/tangerine-stare-gif-15724814029750376403

[glad carbon]

holster to live

[minor cypress]

They have those. Wife deals with tons of patients that got dong implants.

[naive bison]

Ask nicely

[glad carbon]

[minor cypress]

Some are a little switch, some you squeeze the balls to inflate/deflate. Some are just perma hard 24/7.

[umbral geyser]

Is this from that stalker film them tactichuds are making?

[toxic sundial]

I need more ammunition

[naive bison]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh

[minor cypress]

Old people be cybernetic as fuck

[glad carbon]

no you goober

thats tenet

[umbral geyser]

thank god

[gusty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/what's-going-on-there-the-killer-michael-fassbender-what's-happening-there-what's-the-scene-there-gif-16089093635892254393

[toxic sundial]

Do you mean even royalty? The stalker film he's making?

[umbral geyser]

I respect wendigoon, but I personally think they should not proceed with the stalker film

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/sussy-cat-speed-up-fortnite-funny-gif-23483348

[minor cypress]

Its always funny when they malfunction and dudes be permanently bricked up until the doc comes in

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bKS9n.gif

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/enzic-enzichvh-chillware-leon-the-professional-gif-21200854

[glad carbon]

wendigoon should stick to making long commentary

he is not a film maker

[umbral geyser]

Like, why even call it stalker in the first place

[tidal trellis]

Okay I go back to sleep, I think I woke from a nightmare, back I go

[upper shore]

He should stick to gooning

[umbral geyser]

When almost nothing is stalker related

[gusty tendon]

fuckin pedo director

[toxic sundial]

You should get some better opinions, you've been striking out tonight

[upper shore]

Good luck, bring an M16 into your dreams and slay 'em demons bruv

[naive bison]

The HEV suit: Rhino Pill administered

[final cedar]

did the stalker film already release?

[umbral geyser]

No need to. Im simply just stating facts

[glad carbon]

to suck the IP dead

vampire style

[upper shore]

Directors are always fucked bruh. Like mr quintin toe sucker tarantino

[umbral geyser]

Fair

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-typing-typing-cat-gif-5751430

[final cedar]

toes sucking > child wife

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152531995353128/1132815600176070676/attachment-25.gif

[umbral geyser]

Didnt the cast of Apocalypse now become clinically malnourished because of the shit the directors put them through?

[lunar brook]

Dude nice elden ring gameplay

[upper shore]

Fuckin' probably. Also didn't the director of Heart of Darkness almost die in a river? Lmao

[gusty tendon]

nah literally jean reno had them change the whole script- the director gary oldman is a whole ass pedo- check out the details for it the original script

[naive bison]

I’m not clicking that

[glad carbon]

@umbral geyser did you see the marathon game coming out soon

[upper shore]

I don't think I want to

[umbral geyser]

The looter shooter? Yeah, I have no hopes for it

[upper shore]

It's not even that cursed

[gusty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-cod-mw-mw2-mw-ii-gif-27150355

its not okie dokie

[glad carbon]

idk fella, it looks alright

[umbral geyser]

hot

[glad carbon]

its just doing the thing where it's nothing like the IP but still uses the name

[upper shore]

Man's acting like he's never seen a furry with huge knockers on the internet before

[umbral geyser]

It looks good, but I heard otherwise

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-cat-lollipop-lick-adorable-gif-13289958719345770541

[glad carbon]

im waiting for release tbh

ill give it a look then

[umbral geyser]

Tits so big they got their own center of gravity

[naive bison]

I wish I was him

[glad carbon]

[final cedar]

gary oldman didn't direct the professional what are you smoking?

[tranquil narwhal]

thanks, i'm totally not streaming Elden Ring

[naive bison]

Have a comically large lollipop and propeller hat

[glad carbon]

wheres mine

[umbral geyser]

AUG A3 my beloved

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1168074899118624788/1193310310002597998/catdy.gif

I eated it

[naive bison]

[glad carbon]

literally me

omg

[glad carbon]

fake as fuck

it would be sig

corrupt sellout mfs

[naive bison]

Then the resistance would win way sooner

[glad carbon]

real

[toxic sundial]

Valuable team building activities

[glad carbon]

sig ruining the development of modern military firearms so they can make 30$

[naive bison]

Me when ai finally takes over

[gusty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/im-doing-my-part-soldier-smile-happy-gif-15777039

[glad carbon]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/PFeI000LYHkAAAAC/boy-kisser-boykisser.gif

[naive bison]

Revolvers with scopes are fucking based though

[naive bison]

Which game

[toxic sundial]

Eeby time

[umbral geyser]

I love the little goober because theyre so cute but hate how its been associated with pedophiles

[glad carbon]

gn :D

[naive bison]

Sir women are not people

[glad carbon]

what

[naive bison]

Your calculation is wrong

[umbral geyser]

YiiK of course

[glad carbon]

i thought it was just a funny little critter

[gusty tendon]

8 billion now- fix it

[umbral geyser]

Boykisser meme? Yeah, its filled with groomers n shit

[toxic sundial]

So terribly eeeeepy

[glad carbon]

the 2nd one comes out this year

[gusty tendon]

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

Well I don’t, that’s why I’m fucking asking

[toxic sundial]

And I have to get up early tomorrow

[naive bison]

[umbral geyser]

The game is YiiK

[naive bison]

Furry shit going wrong? Neva knew daaat

[glad carbon]

isn;t that like any popular shitpost

[gusty tendon]

[umbral geyser]

Nah, but that specifically for some reason has a huge pedophilic cult following behind it

[minor cypress]

[umbral geyser]

Real shit?

[glad carbon]

thats wild

[glad carbon]

pretty sure

[minor cypress]

Im gonna need the lore dump on this one

[lunar brook]

could it be that being a furry comes with being more deranged than average guy

[upper shore]

Thank god his socks are on

[lunar brook]

no way guys

[gusty tendon]

[glad carbon]

@umbral geyser its gonna be called YIIK I.V.

and the demo is out now

nameless psychosis

(game still sucks)

[inland jackal]

[naive bison]

Googled it, saw ginger hipster with glasses and beard and the words “postmodern” and I was Instantly checked out

[toxic sundial]

I did the exact same thing

[glad carbon]

its only good because of how shit the writing is

its like omori tier

[naive bison]

Is it marvel writing

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/based-kneel-dark-souls-gif-24182729

[glad carbon]

"im too lazy to take in the groceries so i ended the world"

[toxic sundial]

A postmodern RPG that came out 5 years ago and I've never heard of once before this moment? Excellent

[final cedar]

weird, same reaction

[glad carbon]

probably

never played it, seen people play it tho

[umbral geyser]

Not that deep tbh. A lot of pedophiles/zoophiles basically like to hind under the "boykisser" mask for some reason

[gusty tendon]

they have always been with us

[glad carbon]

ew ew ew

[umbral geyser]

Discord user when they see a white person:

[inland jackal]

@gusty tendon

[lunar brook]

i have a sudden urge to block them

[minor cypress]

The turkish lore

[naive bison]

for some reason

[umbral geyser]

Unironically im really glad it does

[gusty tendon]

@inland jackal sup wes

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-meme-angry-speed-gif-27529536

[naive bison]

White people this, black people that, I just want to grill, man

[umbral geyser]

I like the boykisser cat and im not a pedo or zoophile

[lunar brook]

Ancient evil has awoken

[final cedar]

name "boy" kisser is a dead giveaway innit?

[lunar brook]

[umbral geyser]

Boy can also refer to male

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/yap-yap-yap-omg-hot-gif-14385438

[final cedar]

a male child, yeah

[umbral geyser]

Fair

[naive bison]

@umbral geyser

[umbral geyser]

Gae? Yeah

[lunar brook]

I like kissing BIG MEN don’t i

[glad carbon]

where';s mankisser

[final cedar]

[gusty tendon]

[umbral geyser]

Google bear

[minor cypress]

The furry vs zoophile beef was some of the funniest shit i've ever seen. The whole "egg" and "egg hatching" thing is pretty creepy too imo, has the same vibe

[gusty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-terminator-robot-looking-flex-cool-robot-gif-15839218616490902843

[glad carbon]

google otter

[upper shore]

Excuse me

[naive bison]

Same mfs that post this let chatgpt carry them to graduation

[upper shore]

egg hatching?

Is this fuckin' alien?

[umbral geyser]

I thought the egg shit was with people who were trans and not furries

[lunar brook]

gey sex

[gusty tendon]

you know mfs be crying about this and that

[umbral geyser]

Trans terminology IIRC

[gusty tendon]

but no one talks about how we've created the matrix for worms

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot DAMN

[final cedar]

[naive bison]

“Pedophile vs zoophile beef”
Heh, twitter

https://tenor.com/view/bloods-crips-gif-21076513

[gusty tendon]

literally fully mapped out their brains and functionality then stuck it in an enternal eating simulator

[lunar brook]

shit vs piss showdown

[gusty tendon]

or programed live cells to defeat doom

[naive bison]

THE WORMS
THE WORMS

[upper shore]

We can also mind control beetles using electrical signals strapped to their brains!

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-flow-gif-11397934091367970523

[naive bison]

WE SMOKIN DUNG BEETLE

[final cedar]

well duh, brain just a fancy meat computer

[minor cypress]

Yeah, it is. I meant the whole "people being obsessed with convincing others they are trans" thing is just strange to me. Like some people get really hellbent on convincing people because they do one thing or another

[glad carbon]

yeah

[gusty tendon]

AAAAAAAAAHHH THE WORMS ARE BACK. I NEED TO KILL

[umbral geyser]

Fair

[minor cypress]

Always seemed strange to me

[glad carbon]

it kinda is

[naive bison]

THE BUGS ARE BACK

[minor cypress]

Bro Twitter is the craziest shit. Drama materializes out of literally anything

[glad carbon]

twitter is like the mentally insane thunderdome

[naive bison]

At this point it’s a psyop to induce mass mental illness

[final cedar]

I remember that was linked to a single discord literally filled with schizos trying to get as many people as they can to get reassignment

[naive bison]

It’s that asylum from outlast

[minor cypress]

imagine all the worm culture we are oblivious to because we are above ground

[gusty tendon]

have you seen the worm brain matrix thing or the doom brain?

[upper shore]

I've seen the doom brain, not the worms though

[naive bison]

Worm culture is their role in dune

[gusty tendon]

hold up

[glad carbon]

worm brain turned to code

[minor cypress]

Damn, thats crazy. Psyops going ham these days

[final cedar]

just shows how far a tiny cell of people can get in the right environment

[naive bison]

No you aren’t just depressed or confused in the world, you’re actually just trans, take hormones NOW

[final cedar]

take more testosterone?

https://tenor.com/by7BU.gif

[umbral geyser]

Fun fact: most claymores are not proximity based but rather remote detonated with a wire attached to the remote

[minor cypress]

Couple that with a perfect echo chamber of overt positivity and you're cooking

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-cat-cat-bite-gif-24712197

[naive bison]

Me walking out of the trans clinic with all the test

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-iq-genius-army-gif-20234117

[naive bison]

I need it more

[upper shore]

Yes, that is true.

[umbral geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-enemy-cat-sprigatito-pokemon-scarlet-and-violet-gif-26114833

[upper shore]

I'mma smoke you

[glad carbon]

holy bingle

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-zyzz-zyzz-yes-bodybuilder-gif-23904689

[umbral geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-enemy-cat-sprigatito-pokemon-scarlet-and-violet-gif-26729946

[naive bison]

WE SMOKIN POKEMON

[glad carbon]

hop on abiotic factor vro

[umbral geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/my-enemy-enemy-cat-sprigatito-pokemon-scarlet-and-violet-gif-26730045

[glad carbon]

we cooking up these aliens

[umbral geyser]

I dont got it

[glad carbon]

[umbral geyser]

Heard that it was like HL1 mulitplayer

[glad carbon]

this user will never be able to eat creature from xen

[minor cypress]

My wife realzing the hormones she takes for endometriosis and pcos could make a killing on the black hormone market

[glad carbon]

put them over the firepit

[naive bison]

I really wish that was me

[glad carbon]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/427410/Abiotic_Factor/

Steam

Abiotic Factor

Home to the world's greatest minds, GATE operates a global network of secretive research laboratories, spanning every field of scientific study - and the realms beyond.As a GATE employee you extend the bounds of human knowledge, and seek to explain the unexplainable - including anomalies and paranormal entities: from gravity-distorting artifacts...

Price

$24.50

Recommendations

4642

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[naive bison]

Insane amount of power to hold

[minor cypress]

I read survival crafting and immediately stopped

[umbral geyser]

yeah saw my fav streamer play it. May or may not get it idk

[minor cypress]

[glad carbon]

hello niche gamer what steam games are good

[gusty tendon]

https://github.com/heyseth/worm-sim https://www.wormwideweb.org https://youtube.com/shorts/j7L0BD1L9g4?si=Ls8IBM_kZGUKdBoR

[upper shore]

[glad carbon]

its not that bad tbh

[gusty tendon]

worm matrix

[naive bison]

I’ll use my own brain thank you

[gusty tendon]

i put a short for those who don't like to read- a git hub for those who like to tinker and a full mapping site to study for those without worm brain

[umbral geyser]

Project Wingman, Ready or Not, Katana Zero, Rimworld, Melty Blood Actress Again, Gunner Heat PC!, Gloomwood, Mount and Blade Bannerlord, VTOL VR, Content Warning, and maximum action to name a few

[glad carbon]

gloomwood looks real good

aren't they making a mafia one too

[umbral geyser]

And it is

[umbral geyser]

Ace of hearts or some shit yeah

[glad carbon]

fallen aces

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-agreed-rock-sus-agreed-gif-23818297

[glad carbon]

it looks SO good

[pastel quartz]

thats a way to describe consent yeah

[gusty tendon]

bro named nothing but mainstream stuff other than melty blood which is a classic

[umbral geyser]

I want to play it so I can beat Italians to death

[final cedar]

350 neurons to wiggle around

[glad carbon]

how is maximum action?

[pastel quartz]

so real

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-g8PsD8rTHc?feature=share

[umbral geyser]

Ah yes, popular mainstream games Project Wingman, Katana Zero, GHPC, Gloomwood, and Maximum action

[slender rock]

Geese

are bastards

🙂

[umbral geyser]

Fun but short. There is user generated shit in the workshop tho

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-geese-goosey-canada-goose-gif-25374618

[pastel quartz]

they are very territorial

[slender rock]

full of hate

[upper shore]

Giving absolutely downtrodden loner mfs a simple platonic hug is an OP EZ strat to giving them a core memory

[glad carbon]

do you know if uhhh

Back to the Dawn is any good

[minor cypress]

Barotrauma, last epoch, kenshi, dave the diver, synthetik, neon white

[umbral geyser]

Never heard of it

[pastel quartz]

that was bro when I found him, very relatable

[glad carbon]

prison rpg game

[umbral geyser]

Synthetik goes so FUCKING hard. Only the 1st one tho. Neon white OST's and Gameplay is amazing but the story is worse than a JRPG

[glad carbon]

last epoch looked good but like idk

[umbral geyser]

shrug

[glad carbon]

grim dawn is better

xenonauts 2?

[glad carbon]

is that still half finished

[minor cypress]

I just tell myself its ironic cringe and purposely shitpost tier writing

[stone blade]

imagine being an indian and landing a job at an actual call center

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wN6hX0AhE_A?feature=share

[stone blade]

youre unmuuted I see

[naive bison]

Project zomboid

[minor cypress]

Not sure, haven't checked in a moment

[umbral geyser]

Isnt the first game still not complete????

[minor cypress]

Ive enjoyed what i played of LE

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-expiration-date-we-are-going-to-live-forever-tf2soldier-gif-27129544

[final cedar]

xenonauts is 20 years old

2014

[umbral geyser]

Wait fuck what game am I thinking of then

[glad carbon]

10

metro is yanking ur chain

[final cedar]

almost 20 years old

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ktelkO-d1o4?feature=share

[pastel quartz]

make him play tf2

[umbral geyser]

Nvm im stupid I was thinking of the 2nd one

[naive bison]

No

[final cedar]

grim fandango

[minor cypress]

[naive bison]

Real

[naive bison]

Real

I am under so many masks I have forgotten who I am

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1095431350250635396/b41.webm

this also fun

[umbral geyser]

Shit, they made a sequel?

[gusty tendon]

kenshi

[naive bison]

Binding of Isaac

[umbral geyser]

I tried getting into kenshi but Rimworld already had me by the balls

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ajPMOwePM6k?feature=share

[umbral geyser]

Why are we posting youtube shorts content slop now

[slender rock]

ITS A BORB

😠 pets are the exception

[glad carbon]

we love slop

[umbral geyser]

Borb? What are you, a redditor?

[upper shore]

I hate that fucking word

[gusty tendon]

[glad carbon]

i think i will buy angels fall first

[upper shore]

birb borb bob SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

[glad carbon]

pupper

[upper shore]

I would rather people call them homosexual flying penises than call them BI-

[umbral geyser]

heccin doggerino

[glad carbon]

heccin doggo wholesome

[umbral geyser]

erm, that just happened

[glad carbon]

jocko homo

[umbral geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-reddit-gold-kind-stranger-slot-machine-gif-9286172767555917428

[umbral geyser]

Thanks for the gold kind stranger

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789568520866234368/1028409235161227404/togif.gif

[umbral geyser]

That wasnt very wholesome of you to say

[upper shore]

Reddit slang make me want to take an assassination contract on myself

[gusty tendon]

did those originate from reddit though? (idk i dont use reddit)

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QGDwz56v4Lk?feature=share

[gusty tendon]

i thought they were ancient

i've seen them since

like

before reddit

im p sure

[upper shore]

I've never seen anyone use pupper or boopy or birb or heccin or chonker or fuckin chungus ever

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1104592100810559561/pipe.mp4

[upper shore]

Until Reddit turned full retard

[slender rock]

Gwaw

[gusty tendon]

chungus

[glad carbon]

post buff oily mercs

[final cedar]

hate to tell you but pupper and birb were used way before reddit

[upper shore]

Outta sight outta mind until you BASTARDS made it POPULAR

GAAHHH

[glad carbon]

thats a loner you dumb bastard

[final cedar]

you?!

[upper shore]

Mercenary Scar was a Loner

[gusty tendon]

so

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/TL1q.gif

[upper shore]

Not you in particular

https://tenor.com/view/rock1996-therock1996-1996rock-sean-connery-stand-down-gif-21647588

[gusty tendon]

doing the research cause i am bored

[glad carbon]

this show is great

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bSbrx.gif

[slender rock]

the rocc

[upper shore]

That's the same shotgun S5T used to shoot me eariler

[glad carbon]

dick cheney???

[naive bison]

no

[minor cypress]

We let our bro invite his GF to the homie discord, and she unironically asked us one day if we wanted to play "skibidi fortnite".

[inland jackal]

now do the block 17

[minor cypress]

Its the worst

[naive bison]

Death penalty

[quartz ridge]

we let a girl we knew into a server we were in

[naive bison]

Still no

[quartz ridge]

3 weeks later it collapsed and we are picking up the pieces

[minor cypress]

She does the fucking baby voice, attention seeking, the whole 9 yards. Its a blight

[quartz ridge]

since she erped with like

3 people

[quartz ridge]

hate that

[umbral geyser]

We dont let any woman in our server because we only post gae pornography

[quartz ridge]

you say that ironically

[minor cypress]

Bold of you to assume women don't look at that shit

[quartz ridge]

we have a dedicated channel to thug shakers

[naive bison]

Women and men don’t mix together

[minor cypress]

The fuck lol

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1116136796351373353/bulb.webm

[naive bison]

Stop

[minor cypress]

We have had to make a containment board because one of the homies really likes to go on antisemetic rants

[gusty tendon]

fuck if i know if any of this is accurate- the internet is weird

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1116779908031590451/topg.webm

[umbral geyser]

Who said it was ironic?

[upper shore]

Wikipedia is either forbidden knowledge or retardation

[quartz ridge]

oh no we have just gy porn

[minor cypress]

Its not that i give a shit about the anti jew memes, just that its so frequent that i don't wanna constantly see that shit in general all the time

[quartz ridge]

not even censored

[slender rock]

what the

okay you say I am posting yt slop

[slender rock]

you doubled down post that shit

[umbral geyser]

wdym

[quartz ridge]

also mods kill this man

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947671753910542357/1074451036019896390/output-onlinegiftools_3.gif

[gusty tendon]

or misinformation in general LMAO

[umbral geyser]

Show me one instance a cock is shown in any of these images

[upper shore]

Snitch

[coarse bear]

[zealous remnant]

of course you're here

[glad carbon]

tbh @narrow lotus has posted worse in #🤖🐛🦑helldivers

i think ur fine

[slender rock]

[zealous remnant]

but iedy is a mod

[upper shore]

Can a man post some ass cheeks around here or what!?

[minor cypress]

That same dude is always spamming the porn channel with furry shit just to get a reaction out of people

[glad carbon]

yeah and madi was too

[coarse bear]

Idk, can you?

[glad carbon]

iedy?

[stone blade]

Yes

[upper shore]

I don't know and I already took a buckshot today so I don't wanna find out

[minor cypress]

But hes done it so much, and has so much varied content, that i question if hes doing it ironically or not

[minor cypress]

No, homie in my discord

[stone blade]

fking hell I have to go doctor

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-unico-uniuni-unicouniuni-unicouniuni3-gif-12798344145506295943

[umbral geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326822144233439242/1148076540068900994/1671563102461079553.gif

[glad carbon]

fake

they say "semi auto handgun" or "assault rifle"

[gusty tendon]

wait- porn channel? tf

[upper shore]

Yeah you're right. They also call the Mp5 an AK47

[upper shore]

wtf

We ain't talking about this server are we?

[glad carbon]

we are

you cant see it?

[gusty tendon]

[minor cypress]

dudes gonna post whatever they want, idc

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-gif-18261896

Chat is this real?

[minor cypress]

No, talking about the homie discord.

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma-sus-jerma985-sus-jerma-jeremy-gif-25376340

ah okay

[glad carbon]

no you need to first use #💰donations

[glad carbon]

@umbral geyser yo have you seen this

https://store.steampowered.com/app/367270/Angels_Fall_First/

Steam

Angels Fall First

Angels Fall First is a first person combined-arms sci-fi wargame.AFF focuses on team-oriented tactical gameplay and objective-based scenarios with a high degree of replayability, featuring:Wide selection of weapons and tools, ground vehicles and spacecraft to fight with.Diverse combat opportunities - assume point to clear a building, hunt with a...

Price

$17.99

Recommendations

2435

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[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3TzHsVFReJC4cZy0giqQu5?si=NB7WKpHVRxWWLuMQwhWw4w

[upper shore]

You ever listen to Cock and Ball Torture?

[umbral geyser]

Heard of it, but dont know much

[glad carbon]

wish it were cheaper but meh

still buying it rn

[final cedar]

planetside 2 update?

[glad carbon]

yes

metro hop on planetside 2

you too shark fella

[final cedar]

I doubt they fixed the performance issues yet

don't think I'll get passable fps with a 4090 & 13900ks

[glad carbon]

lol

alright

we should run a tank or something when the game gets patched

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/FGYtE7GMPeg?si=Trqf28EZXKwh0PbV

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1127414710401249410/cr1.mp4

[glad carbon]

@weak jackal

[glad carbon]

just gotta be gaer and stupider than it

[glad carbon]

non verbal - rambling

[glad carbon]

:3

[upper shore]

:3

[glad carbon]

so true

[glad carbon]

maybe

[slender rock]

AWW

SMOL FREND

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464214563429154826/1239101445953818634/Walkoncertainthird_60752f_11581222.mp4?ex=66425b66&is=664109e6&hm=29c46ea56bdeea85f68967c93f2cc31604af46b758138d36feda4b26e285bd10&

[glad carbon]

possum buddy

[sonic current]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/617351062088581130/1203651081851375676/-8814855641436186604.mp4?ex=664296ac&is=6641452c&hm=adbb863ff404ca5674cb0dddbf0c504899b84f128cf91d7b40bc13e414c9f79a&

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228107649510277203/1239159519507124345/RDT_20240308_215558.mov?ex=6641e8bb&is=6640973b&hm=d094b15f0acc4e3dd273c9e09a0c556cb6df134ab83d4a4f6933f07116170aa0&

[naive bison]

Fire alarm at uni

[hot snow]

yerrrrrrr

what doesthis meeaaaan

[river zealot]

You also cant tourniquet the torso

[upper shore]

Or the neck

[river zealot]

Yep

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/393045287280836648/1239272570927452231/65c152dc5a32b.png?ex=6642fac5&is=6641a945&hm=1e59d1e0128afe7e97b7788ad2bfab35557ebf238c9b49ae141e75e03318357a&

Any Finns in chat?

[hot snow]

that also implies that there's a 50/50 chance of ceasing to exist once you cross the border to finland

which would be pretty cool

[narrow lotus]

What the fuck is this

[lunar brook]

Theres no better way to move masses and scream slogans than a fucking shitpost channel

Filled with cat pictures

Reading the room is a dead art

[hot snow]

yeah I think people should hold protests here

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-chuck-mcgill-chicanery-breakdown-gif-25422432

[naive bison]

The Finnish border has borderlands 2 out of bounds turrets

[minor cypress]

The WoT to rival falco

[minor cypress]

Somehow the shitpost channel finds a way to be the most entertaining place with discussions and pure brainrot at the same time

[naive bison]

Everyone should be able to own a GAU-8 Avenger for concealed carry

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/duality-of-man-full-metal-jacket-gif-24328178

[naive bison]

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED 🗣️

[minor cypress]

LET ME SPEAK PICCOLO THE PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR THIS

LET ME SPEAK

[dreamy flax]

@umbral geyser (kesstral1) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Enough cringe posting including femboy posting, too much degeneracy from one individual.

[hot snow]

too much degeneracy in brainfart?

I thought there was no such thing

[zealous remnant]

there have been 3 purges
the 4th looms overhead

[fluid heron]

Bro why is every blue phantom in elden ring a fucking mage build I'm gonna lose it

I keep fucking invading into 3 mages

[hot snow]

cause magic is blue

and also mages are op

in everything

[fluid heron]

Gonna have someone drop me a pearldrake +2

[grizzled meadow]

❤️

[hot snow]

just use dual petal whips

literally the most cancerous combination

[fluid heron]

I'm running strength

[hot snow]

unless it's nerfed

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/YFuh76effio?si=N3jeKXukmgf6b9FO

[fluid heron]

I'm already using the true combo for the banished gs

I'm gonna run a pure faith build and just one shot mfs

[hot snow]

I dont know anything about elden ring pvp anyway

except the really scummy builds

[fluid heron]

I'm running the most fair build

[hot snow]

I'd run the most braindead build if it were up to me

just dual ruin greatswords

for no reason

cause I'm a mongrel

[naive bison]

When she snorbling my shi

[fluid heron]

fucking moonveil

I hate this game

it's only fun to be a fucking low level twink

and just fuck over people in rl20

[hot snow]

playing elden ring exclusively for the pvp is already a shit idea

[fluid heron]

And I don't wanna go rl125 for duels because it's fucking dead

[hot snow]

I'm not sure why so many people treat soulsborne games as if they were pvp games

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-26002097

[hot snow]

hello cat

[minor cypress]

Build it, and the sweats will come

Anything pvp will always have sweats.

[hot snow]

I'm well aware

but god damn

there are some real bitch babies in these games

[fallow trellis]

happy mothersday

[hot snow]

orange line

[fluid heron]

Just shit all over some taunters tongue fucking trogs

[fallow trellis]

i love mothers

[eager igloo]

I don't want strategy game after all

[fallow trellis]

especially yours

[eager igloo]

I want exploration + survival

[fallow trellis]

minecraft

[hot snow]

have you tried real life

[fluid heron]

I see why people who do souls pvp are toxic as shit

[eager igloo]

Good graphics, horrible gameplay

[fallow trellis]

pvp will always be toxic

[eager igloo]

And Id prefer something singleplayer

[fallow trellis]

starsector

[hot snow]

you're already playing with npcs most of the time

[fluid heron]

My graphics are bugged I need two pieces of glass to make everything not blurry as shit

[fallow trellis]

i consider everyone else as npcs on my speedrun playthru

any %

[eager igloo]

I prefer games without npcs tbf

[hot snow]

what the fuck does percent even mean by the way

in speedrunning

[fallow trellis]

any percent

side quests and shit dont count

just finish the game

[hot snow]

like game completion percent then

[fallow trellis]

thats a different speed run category

i know youre not familiar with these terms as speedrunners are autistic

[hot snow]

I get it

[fluid heron]

Any fart shit percent

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[eager igloo]

Kinda pointless since the only speedruns ever are any% or 100%