#πͺbruh-fart
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You need a hug, man?
the fuck is zyn
chewing tobacco but hipster
Basically tabacoo dip
cool
But in a casing
the e-cig version of chewing tobacco
@inland jackal
I'm not gonna consume it anyway
cause I don't need it
dont worry gentlemen we will do an age old abbo tradition sniff some petrol and worship some rainbow snake thing
this is cool
idk
Im level 27 and i still didnt get to nick valentine
im just past the funny deathclaw now
however i may have gotten carried away a lil bit
Same
T 60 is good
funny console command
π€
whar
@oblique spire
Bro
whar
Cat photo
@fading shuttle
what modpack you playing dork

yes
wildlander
It is what it is
I think they made a valve arg on this guy
nah, this one has no umbrella
True
Ain't no way
fucking based i love wildlander
shame the devs are such cunts

so real
nuce
jebem ti
lebac
mars



Privet
it's good m8
How's your's
the interlarper
hi
@fading shuttle
Started on V Rising again now that 1.0 is out.
Any farters wanna join? I just started.
is it good yet
What didn't you like about it previously?
idk it looked very slow
and you were forced to basically fight with other players over bosses/quests for progression
It do be slow.
When I played it on normal, I beat every boss except the last two on my own.
I stopped playing because of other things before the last bosses.
Though I am currently on a Brutal difficulty server, where basically every boss hits twice as hard...
Also the D key on my keyboard doesn't work (I bound the key to my numpad).
It's a bit of a struggle to strafe when you have to press X to go right.
hi samantha
you play abiotic factor yet?
i just got an entire metal song as an ad on youtube
while listening to metal music to be fair
but wtf
i got an arknights ad that just said "furry furry furry furry furry"
ive been pondering buying that game
i found a giant evil creature and it scared me really bad
but my friends would not play that shit with me

@stone blade
shit looks like lego
I would not feel safe walking in that
why would you walk on legos
because I'd have shoes on and feel nothing
or slippers if I wanted to be comfy
as comfy as you can be in that fuckin shack
The fact that the house isn't stolen yet is an achievement
how to creep out wamen 101
i already do that without saying a word
102 is just simply existing
AF
heres 103
its like you're quick racing random players on the road in forza
must be seattle
what player count
or SF
w are you high
Npc count
it would just be constantly changing
cause there's like 100 people dying and being born daily
it'd be annoying as hell
You do know its at a certain radius
why
Why not
well it's boring then
Nah
who cares if one old person dies of a heart attack next door
i cant fucking stop laughing
Literally me
@narrow lotus @stone blade
at which part, the fact she realises shes being followed and instead of continuing down the open street she runs down a dark fucking alley?
I can't start laughing
quit epossibly peaks when he says "c'mere!" and she screams
you should do that in real life
but ofc the fact taht she went down the empty alleway before screaming makes it obvious that it's staged
you mean people dont actually chase women for fun?
to start running after women in the open
Johan the immersion breaker
they're american
yeah
I used to when I was younger 
they're good at crimes
STD marathon
pretty much went bankrupt but i got a big weapon upgrade @placid sail
can't even tell what material those are made of
ebony swords
nice
metal of the edgiest of lords
is it requiem based
yes
nah thats daedric
oh yeah
does that use metal?
I thought you just used the forge thing
to upgrade ebony
daedric is just ebony + daedra hearts
wildlander has the "practical weapons" mod or whatever its called, which redesigns most weapons so they look actually plausible
somehow ebony went from being the lightest metal in daggerfall to being so heavy your balls drop from touching it 
ebony sword gets turned from whatever the fuck the thing on the left is
into an actual sword
This one's my favorite but it never got ported to special edition
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/37645
This was also nice
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/61818
This is a simple mesh and texture replacer for the Ebony Longsword and Ebony Greatsword. Wasn't fond of them myself and decided to give them more of a Classic sword style instead.
Models and Textu

how else am I supposed to get my social interaction in
interact with males (the superior gender
)
welp
time to sleep and travel back to whiterun to attempt to regain all the money i spent having these 2 swords be made
making these cost me like 12k
did you pay to have them enchanted too?
bro paying the smith to make them bankrupted me
my ass could not afford enchantments
that and i plan on levelling enchanting myself
I wonder if wildlander still has the thing where your weapon can break
if it doesn't have an tempered level
it has durability yes, but breaking i dont think so
My brain is literally falling apart
Time to listen to Frank Sinatra
repairing them is gonna be a hassle since the only actual smith that can repair ebony is in riften
It embeded and then stopped
does that skyforge dude in whiterun not want to repair for you?
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havent progressed enough in the companions that he actually cares about me
Why
they're filthy dogs anyway
because it was meant for you and no one else 
gosh darn thalmor and their prostate checks
looks cool, what's the material? also, could you block with dual?
ebony swords, and yes you can
but you cannot bash while dual wielding
hot damn ebony
the think about bankrupting yourself while getting ebony is they're so good you're about to get rich all over again 
I mean, you don't need money anymore, you got two ebony swords
now I'm in the mood for some elder scrolls too 
time for the ebony taste test
Daggerfall my beloved
would you pass
wow you like playing girls
the game has nudity so
the werewolves 
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you were yapping constantly to me about rising the dragons' spawn level and haven't raised your own?
i did raise it, its 50
that dragon is just breaking the rules
the graphics hold up surely..
unity daggerfall?
yea
awesome
why would I play the normal one I don't have a dos emulator
twitter is rot
99% of posts are ragebait to get engagement for some other reason
scratching my buns rn
Ooooooghh

hi
girlkisser
@solar obsidian how are you doing friend
@slender rock, stream your vomit
pretty good. finally going home after a month in hospital 
:D
you?
ehrm, this goes in the tarkov channel π€ βοΈ
i see
Thats Minecraft
U dunce
nuh uh, thats tarkov
I'll just video call you
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would this still happen if it was made entirely of steel
entirely?
idk i think like an aluminum handguard would avoid this
dont even need steel
gun
i still dont know what that creature is in ur picture
it's me
thought it was a doom creature or something
I would never doom a creature
This is true story
@grizzled meadow
put him in a medical coma
He became healthy as a vegetable
the only cure for life is death 
the only reason to play oblivion in 2024 is to ruin the game world by turning every value to 1000
no get more life
absorb someone's life
I didn't inherit that particular romanian trait
you look like a highwayman
but ill find better armor eventually
yes
you are a bandit
that's right you're not of the dΓ©mon kind like I am
yes
he has his GTA garage under there to keep all his cars man
you are a goon
buck them grove streets foos
if you were lost in the forest would you rather be with a bear or a romanian
the romanian would assault you long before you actually got lost
he would be the cause of you getting lost if anything
real shit tbh
if i ever bother to get wildlander in turning into a bandit as soon as possible
and before that i will be a thief to the best of my unshowering ability
your glove is on fire
thassss magic
π±
im a breton
i stoned wilgruf to death
kys
bootleg nord ok
no?
FROST RESISTANCE
actually true cause bretons have
magic resistance altogether
they are better
Alo
bretons live with the life long debuff of knowing they're part elf
@pastel quartz β€οΈ
more like the permanent buff knowing their ancestors clapped elven cheeks
pula mea
them brothas need to shower
why'd you taste it you damn bloodsucker
is tasting your own blood when you start bleeding not something everyone does
i mean yeah but like how do you know what it normally tastes like
well im pretty clumsy

or rather don't pay much attention to what I do so I end up cutting myself often
π
i know ur pain

i have tripped over the same corner of a railing like 20 times this week
its not like it's moved either
holy
ok maybe not 20 but more than twice is too many times
if you trip over something 20 times I bet it moves by that point
i swear one of these days im gonna trip fully and end up down the stairs


blindfolded and put in a strangers home would get you tripping over stuff maybe 10 times
i cant imagine 20
then he takes your blindfold off and you start tripping even more
and he throws you outside out of frustration
just make a conscious effort to not look at the phone when near stairs 
yeah that'd prolly solve it
or turn on the light when i go piss at like 2 am
I can never recover from this 
get well soon strota
I wasn't like this before starting to regularly lift
guess RPG games are onto something when they make you choose between strength and dexterity cuz obvviously you can't have both
lack of blood to brain

you have to skip leg day now
sorry man
imagine having no legs and no one can call you out on skipping leg day 
also the fact that we had this long ass rant mostly uninterrupted
brainfart officialy dead time to move to #ββgeneral-offtopic
nvm last post was 30m ago
no

i fking love this meme

hahaha
I think gamma related memes can safely go in #βπ°β’newbies-chat or #ββ’stalker-chat tho
@narrow lotus amirite
I'm not sure what it means
good morning mr bites
good afternoon mr frog
merc in early is tricky if you spawn in dead city cause all your quests are in limansk/zaton so good luck. you gotta go to army warehouses or get in cahoots with the bandits
Idk what is wrong with this gif but it lags my entire discord
its a nice and early 3am friday
I've had issues with discord gifs for a few days now. Especially the gif search function freezes my whole pc for a second.
stalker chat only
Josta lurks in newbies
Iedy how are you fratele me 
Hes allergic to memes
is that romanian i'm seeing?
:flag_mn: Mongolian (ΠΌΠΎΠ½Π³ΠΎΠ»)
β¬οΈ
dinahu
nearly 1pm for me (round Earth, timezones duhh)
Nuh uh its 12am
ah so you are going to sleep? good night
1pm, time to get out of bed 
good morning funny man
it's 12:59 for me
I'm so dead, it's horrible. Wishing I didn't wake up lol
(not to be confused wtih 00:59)
13:00 gang :D
finnish estonian or romanian? 
Finnish lol
:D makes me think finnish
Hahaha
(also affording discord nitro)
ummm achtually, it's the free trial
I've never paid for nitro, my girlfriend always bought it for me lmao
Open brainfart
p!lockdown
You are missing the settings.lockdown permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.
when it's so fucking dead even mods think it's locked down
reinstalling gamma before I have to leave so I can spam screenshots in here later 
no
there be stalker channels for that
but my homies aren't on the stalker channels they're here
too bad
then you (one of my homies) should join me on the stalker chats
sorry am busy
did you guys see The Line project
they shortened it from like 100 miles down to 2
@grizzled meadow
I made gamma work first try
what the sigma

π³
Oh hi
I was hoping it would end with someone punching him in the face
you hating on zyzz?
bruh
idk who the fuck taht is but I hate clowns
kys

Clowns are anxiety inducing i agree
hating on my man zyzz, fuck you
can't believe you're inviting me to the "fuck you"
π³
my kokoro is not prepared for this
the what
the fuck
Raid shadow legends
sure
Brainfart sponsored
true
Better quality than an actual Abarth
OH MY XENON HEADLIGHTS
SUCH A DEAL
nooooooo
huh what are they doing
My hair is stabbing into my eyes, ow
Kill strelok
@solar obsidian 
lucifer artifact after ive snorted my 5390th bag of cocaine in the last 3 days
Obviously, the ass
brap cloud ventilation system
Goofy ahh cosplay
the most derpy ass looking face you'll see before death
Fallout 4 cosplaying a good fallout game live
I'm disturbed that the x-01 is only the one ingame
so I modded the x-02 and x-03
Where was X-03
it was based off the hellfire power armor in fallout 3
Ew
appeerently fallout 3 was peak in enclave power armor design
I mean
Those were the only ones in 3d
Yea
I think what looked ugly was the idle stance
Everyone had a stick up their ass
And the armor wasnt massive at all, i know there is a mod to fix that now
hot take
Yeah that's my point
I don't give a fuck about any power armor in any fallout game
Its not special at all
Common busy L
ncr ranger armor is cool tho
Thats not power armor you dingus
Ye the ranger armor is cool, too bad it was only in nv
only ncr
You could find better versions in dlcs
ranger armor had a cameo in the fallout show
New Vegas confirmed canon
I didn't say ncr ranger armor is a power armor, I said which armor from fallout I like you dingus
elite riot armor yeah
you get from lonesome road
We were talking power armors, no one asked what you like
Dingus

you can't silence me and my popinions you damn rodent
Another hot take
I like the t51 the most
winterized from anchorage dlc or normal t51?
I forgor it was the first
The classic
T60 got reconned now and it was a refurbished t45 but they ran out of time to fully deploy it or shit
Ah yeah
Getting power armor in fo1 was game changer
Yes hi
I said 
Honestly kinda same in nv and 3 as well
Not at all
At least it felt like a hard earned upgrade because u needed training and you could get it pretty late
I forgot what I was about to say but those tubes like they suck out milk from the user(implying the user is "dispensing" milk)
Yea but performance wise it was just slightly better
hello
There was nothing special about it
Well yeah because every enclave had one
I said 
what
If it was too powerful your player couldnt kill them lol

Especially since the enclave one is supposed to be quite good
ahem shadow government
In fo4 it could be great but I think the choice with reactor cores is dumb
And anti lore
In fo4 it was a mixed batch, the shit would tank but the pieces breaking so fast was bad
how do armor pieces just break like that
I mean makes sense from explosions i guess but they just broke too fast
and how does the power armor frame fit into lore
It was always implied the exoskeleton is inside the armor
it wasnt like that in pre-hd fallouts
Thats why u needed training
so it was just scaled up in fallout 4
and it needed a fusion core
No, in fo4 they added the exoskeleton separate hes
And apprently , the orange suit brotherhood has is part of it
It has sensors and shit for the exoskeleton to move
Thats why its the default outfit when i get in
so, the frame is the exoskeleton?
Yes
makes sense

what is bro on about
yes
fallout 4 power armor is the same as 1 and 2's
@pastel quartz 
what did I do bro
im pretty sure 3 and new vegas had technical limitations to how they wanted to do it
They were prob lazy / didnt think too much about it tbf
so thats why it was just remodeled armor instead of like a suit
true
it was just armor bro
Fo3 rerconned a lot of shit
aint no power in it
real
i mean 4 kinda makes the fusion cores last way too short but like
they coulda had all the fusion cores you find in generators like 90% drained
@glad carbon 
and you get some new ones rarely
can power a fusion generator for 200 years but cant power a full suit of power armor for 30minutes
and they just 5x the duration of each core
yeah
Stella theres no point in communicating with you, isn't it?
what

what is bro doing
tweaking
Ye its just gameplay reasons
its like I was meant to hoard fusion cores
Should have never given you PA to begin with

Talking about operation anchorage in fo3?
Yea the winterized t51 rocks
Fo4 starting you off with power armor is quite a big L yes
this just looks like 4 people talking about 4 completely separate things
no you know what they should've done
actual infinite armor condition
let you get the power armor with no armor or anything
no need for repairing
and needing those silly cores were bethesda's pathetic attempt at trying to balance something that shouldn't have been a problem at all (you getting PA at the start of the fucking game)
the deathclaw comes thru and kills the raiders and you weaken it and it scampers off
take power armor to red rocket and slowly build it up over the course of the game
lore wise deathclaws can shred PA easily if they can get close to you
It is pretty funny how they give you power armor within the first hour
You guys build armor?
but no they gotta compact it all at the start so game journalists can see all the shiny stuff early
I find it
Like, come ON make it a little harder
so knight titus wouldnt have survived if it was a deathclaw
who
nvm
knight run and hide
But itβs just another reason why Bethesda is pretty shit at making games
bos dude that got killed off immediately after encountering a yao goai
@pastel quartz yeah honestly the pacing off fallout 4 is all around bad
Iβm gonna say it again
the gunplay is better than the other games and the armor system is nice
Bethesda is pretty shit at making games
it aint static
NV had both DT and DR

with DT being a static damage reduction while DR being %
bro what did I do
i thought dt was like, ammo had to clear that DT to do damage
fuck are you on
yes exactly

otherwise you might as well be punching em
shooting 15 DT with a 14 damage pistol = 1 damage
The grass
yeah that system was fun
but think about the few positives, fallout 4 got rid of weapon conditions
@fading shuttle


since it made you in PA very tanky

POV covid is over
Can i try something real quick
@inland jackal fun fact
my kids are sleeping, if thats what you mean, for once they're sleeping
Covid is over pog
We love covid

I fucking love coofing
cough
Coof
Iβm a coofer I love coofing
sounds awfully like cooming
@wheat kestrel fuck you
Yes exactly itβs a play on being a coomer but instead itβs coofer
what the fuck did I do
its the same
Just send the emoji
sounds like gooning too
@pastel quartz
alright goon
gooner
Screw it
Yes gooner, coomer, zoomer, boomer, and coofer
goober
Goofy goober
we goobing
is bro even a goofy goober?
Goobin time
@wide basin did you play abiotic factor yet?
πͺ¨!
real

and yeah, anyway
turns out my kids werent possesed, they just dont know what to do yet
thus the staring
Non
but I know it's like uhh
Half life survival
it was just paranoia bruh
aight
turns out, isolation and paranoia does not indeed go well
WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS

real
bro gave bro power armor
why is bro looking at me like I farted
I had a mod last time i played no clue which it was, just got a big modpack
But it destroyed the first set of power armour you got in concord
Fallout brainrot has captured brainfart
Kys
And with the balancing there was fewer sets of power armour, and better sets spawned spawned much later
Sorry
we jingling our jangles with this one
Fallout Friday
"I got spurs, that jingle jangle jingle"π£οΈπ₯π₯π₯
I got spurs that jinge jangle jingle
real
didnt it also make it super awesome
blocking like all damage for one hit atleast
uh oh stinky
orang
Drink irl for immersion
Ur out of water?
Where u live g
pakistan
Makes a lot more sense now
bro deserves one-way ticket to FEV Island. Without mods Preston is obnoxious
hate it here
bro is nice
I have practically infinite water I have too much water you need some?
but the constant questlines to help settlements sometimes piss me off
yes please
π§’
I got you π
fuck u mean cap
U not from the stan
I am
Nah
I was born in this shit-hole
No
Brotha canβt accept that pakistan mfs are 
bruh
Bad spawn area
oh yeah before I forget
she don't sound as autistic in german as she does in english / japanese
get out?
But hey atleast y'all get guns for 100 bucks a pop
if I could do u really think I'd be here
Immigration is hard af specially for brown people nowadays
man if I could, I'd smuggle you out of there
are poeple really that racist?
His ass will not make it past TSA 
u not from the stan
It's actually fked up how racist things are because of a few bad actors that happened to be brown
I thought poeple were just ironically racisy
thanks for the offer but why
It's actually fked up how racist things arent because of a few bad actors that happened to be white
not genuine
mf how do I prove it to you
lmaooo you'd be surprised
you in the middle east, thats why, smuggle you into a better country if I could
π€·
where exactly would u smuggle me to
Most people arenβt genuinely racist but immigration is hard for darker skin color mfs cuz of racial profiling
if you say france I rather stay here

no, somewhere else in europe
Not to forget they think every brown person is a radical Islamist that would convert them
U NOT EVEN FROM THE STAN, im from the stanπ€¦
You can come to tahiti

I got a plan Arthur
like, the uk
come to bulgaria
or something
I don't wanna go to city 17
worst place ever
right
I'd rather die ngl
its still an improvement over pakistan
than go to the uk
beggars cant be choosers
TAKE HIS ASS TO GUATEMALA
but dawg I'm out of options
Go to norway
I'd say the us but nah
I was about to suggest ireland
they aint gonna let his ass in
trueπ
welcome to city 17
Iβd accept him if I was tsaπ
you have chosen or been chosen
yes, i am a collaborator
bro is possibly gordon freeman
but where though
Financial
not california, definetly not florida
Finland
swedistan
Finland is expensive bro
maybe somewhere in the midwest
somewhere like idk fucking Idaho or something
somewhere in the midwest
Rural goorgia
π¨
Bobr
BOBR DAS HEAT π₯
U not from the stanππ
bro, you cant be living in the middle east
why are these childen shouting in fron of the computer?
What the fuck is the 2024 one
gotta be a better option
unless a opportunity pops up, i'm stuck in here
Fuck does this mean
actual fall of society
Fall of america*
π«
People are mostly sane elsewhere
@placid sail
no no no definitely not
their name , their others name, the date they fucked for the first time , their mother's birthday , random corny sentence
Yall goofy
Asia and most part of Europe is sane
You not even a clown u a dog cause u goofyπ€·ββοΈπ€¦
Canada is actually gone bro
everytime iedy speaks in here, politics initiate, smh
Canada is frozen wasteland
welp time for more gamma
Fake stan
Havenβt met a single euro who wasnβt criminally insane a alcoholic or insanely homosexual
last Asian I met was extremely racist
Gotta spread hate and propaganda bro
@slender rock with the name you gotta do the full venom drip
Fakeistan
notice how american problems only stay in america
did you go a gay festival or what
or have you met only 2 europeans your entire life
Asians don't have the concept of racism tbh it's weird
its destroying itself from the inside, let it be
what kind of zone would such a festival be held at?
Japanese*
Rest of em aren't so respectful
are the only asians you know the japanese bro
Not really , China too
china?
China is built on respect as well , but sadly not the same kind of respect π




