#🎪bruh-fart
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who was it again, liquid and solid snake?
when the metal gear is solid, idk I havent played it
liquid snake got the "recessive" genes while solid snake got the "dominant" ones but that is not how genetics works 
This was the ape escape 3 spinoff 
LOL
I really am losinh my touch
most people wouldnt recognize it 
pretty soon, I'll be an actual responsible adult
I was the only one that played that game
instead of a discordian
Bwah
Just mkultra them with shitpost brainrot memes as a lullaby
skibidi toilet
Don't
this will not go good
I will not tolerate skibidi toilet to be ingrained in my own kids, even if they creep me out
Why half of brainfart want to indoctrinate few week old kids
Get them a plushy of this frog
Speak about yourself

I wonder how devolved the brainrot memes are gonna be in about 10 years
even worse than now
Skibidi will be way too normal for them
To think i'd look fondly back on "this is sparta/its over 9000/firin mah lazor" days
If only i knew it could get worse

Fr
brainrot is brainrot, stop trying to put past brainrot on a pedestal
mlg
Shit i still miss the shitty dubstep cod hitmarker mlg edits
No, i must be nostalgic and gatekeep shitty things.
Its tradition
I still remember mlg, it made the illuminati funny

its just shitposting
but cod
actually, mlg is the ancestor of shitposting
and shitposting is the ancestor of hoodirony
How is ill take a potato chip and eat it
"that pool"?
The AIDS one? 
So far down on the ice berg
Legend says its still closed to this day
@heavy peak
Real g's can hear this gif
@uneven stream (dna1488) has been banned for reason: Refused to comply , time is up
Whats dna1488
smh thats the hindu symbol for change
man
man
who up rimming
fighting to wake up
like you are fighting for the last drop of life
sometimes when im tired
and i wake up
i like wake up in my dream
and do the routine
and then i wake up for real
I will shit in your ass 
this is the worst 
does anyone have that meme of a guy driving onto an anomaly in stalker and the guy loudly yelling "BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
eternal damnation
I only have the hot potato one
Play the “closing your eyes for a second”
if you have that level of control in your dreams, the best way is usually trying to take a look at the time or some sort of text, like a book
matrix' AI is still shit at imagining those
Based
based on what
This dick
bruh
my brain slightly hurts and making it hard to focus but I'll persist
I think
@blazing lynx (mcfaggot_) has been muted for 999 days for reason: You have 1 hour to change your offensive name / bio / pfp according to our server #📄rules , or you will be baned

Mc what now
nvm
also imagine the frustration of the guy if that's his actual surname and iedy banning him is a mod #999 doing so
cigaret
Ivanko sometimes staying silent is the wiser option
smh
Literally 1984
Faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal (especially pork, and traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) mixed with herbs and sometimes bread crumbs. It is a traditional dish in the United Kingdom, especially South and Mid Wales and the English Midlands.
Faggots originated as a traditional cheap food consu...
observe
Can't even have the name of yo favourite anti tank missile launcher in yo display name now
Tf is this
shut up
we dont allow that food in here
homopobic mods
The 9K111 Fagot (Russian: Фагот; "bassoon") is a second-generation tube-launched semi-automatic command to line of sight (SACLOS) wire-guided anti-tank missile system of the Soviet Union for use from ground or vehicle mounts. The 9K111 Fagot missile system was developed by the Tula KBP Design Bureau for Instrument Building. 9M111 is the designat...

why is all uk food peas, mashed potatoes, meat and gravy
thats like all their dishes
Depressing food to fit the depressing asthethics
backwarded foggy island
Prolly made to feed the working class(11 year olds) in the 19th century
I never knew feggot was such a strong word
Woah woah woah there pal

its not the word itself its the ways the mods see and act towards it
@inland jackal
Dw I give him a one time use f word pass
Im on a slava rn
Waiting for food
Fuck
No thank you
This is just a dude shitting to heavy metal instrumentals
Fard
WOAH CHILL
sounds heavy tho innit
goes hard
Heavy yes, Good? Questionable
don't matter
as long as it sounds like explosions
and grinding live animals
Maybe it don't but it prolly does
SOMETIMES MAYBE GOOD SOMETIMES MAYBE SHIT
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frick
alo my brother
I hate that word
May allah bless you
Dm me this
So i can listen later
sounds of dying
I think Im alone at work
i found this song not long ago
Cringe
you might like
wallah
I wanted it to be a surprise
What am I supposed to do alone
actually wallah means I swear to god
y bad
Play games
No
Yes
Create sesbian art then
fart extensively in the chair of a colleague you don't like
realize the room is under surveillance
do a ninja jump through a window
then delete the camera recording later
troll coworkers by moving items slightly out of place
not engough to be evil but enough to be annoying
last time I worked in an actual office, my workplace was in such an utter state of squalor and chaos, that if you had done something like this, it probably would have made my life easier, actually
slam metal isn't about metal 95% of it sounds the same with the same riffs
its about who can come up with the funnier or more fucked up name
"Wow i wonder what this song will be-"
7th string spam :
Then just blow up the building
thats obvious

im both, poor and a guy
I want to say something in response but I won't
most of my jobs were in an office of sorts, having a remote work like right now is a fucking cushy gift of gods
Men are better
thats me with alt and power rock
Busy is a delicate flower
(Cannot work man jobs)
power rock goes so hard during a DND sesh
I'll crush him then
wind rose?
dragonforce, motionless in white, all the twink bands
bro said twink bands
the fuck
??
tho motionless is closer to metalcore iirc
dragonforce is THE twink band bro
true
they literally have a starship troopers song and a skyrim song 😭
Busy is the definition of
Never work blue collar
what am I the definition of
(choose your words carefully charon)
@placid sail
what, am I supposed to work jobs that would pay twice less and strain my health so just I may call myself A MAN?
nah man, my self-esteem is not that bad
The only disliked colleague is no longer with us
yes
And?
you must prove yourself
And fuck you 
I congratulate you with a successful assassination
cat
Car
Thank you, but not my doing
This time
of course of course I understand 😉
my brain is super tired
Eepy
diarrhero
Maybe instead of being "eepy" you should be on "linked in"
Linkd in
Limnkid
Lickmyntz
Windows shift ctrl alt L is the linkedin shortcut for windows
Any peeps from germania
where?
Germanic countries
Like swiss, Australia, germany
brother eeeh
Serbia stronk
what is that
treba mi podrska do 1000000 subskrajbera
Pekara Gardos 21blok
no your just getting scammed
Plus the ruble sucks
and you mfs prob don’t have unions
Macka*
so your just poor
stfu
No u
we say Маца
🏩 .
same shit
stop being poor busy
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In America you can get paid 20 bucks an hour for holding a sign all because it’s a construction job
I am right
if it helps you sleep at night, sure
hes got a true you know

I ran out of names for my Mount & Blade companions and I still have 1 more to name. Any volunteers?
I just realized how well the soundtrack of black cat white cat
goes together with the movie
Da
It’s family tradition
what a stupid question Delight it is
gimme some too
Just like every movie we had
family tradition of being broke and dying for a bunch of elites?
@solar obsidian
@tidal trellis he cannot bear being in underdeveloped

🍿
ey it was filmed in bulgaria too

jebem ti kurac
weak sauce
We don’t have to pay taxes
But uh
thx
I mean I'm stuck in one too least I'd call it that but yeah
@inland jackal
❤️
what a movie
20 bucks a hour usd is a very good pay
no?
@stone blade
man idk
ahhhh wiiiiire
Bober

Hmm
Cereal
I dont think bowl and spoon counts as cereal
Cause those can be used for a soup
Well
isnt cereal soup?
Economy is the mother of misery
Cereal is soup
Campbells soup can be eaten cold
then what is cereal?
Can, but is prepared hot
H
Soup isn’t always hot
if you are dumb amerikan
also i eat cereal with hot milk during the cold
warm cereals are very tasty
Hot cereal is oatmeal
and warm milk helps shitting and sleeping at night
I love oatmeal
not in this particular order
And oatmeal is very thick soup
that's a bad mix

Cereal is soup
oatmeal isnt soup
Wolfenstein menu
Soup uses water, cereal uses milk
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considering oats are now made to make milk
Delight was always correct
oatmeal is milk with milk pulp
so?
Oats are meant as a filler for milk
You can put milk in soup
Just like adding rice to chicken recipes
Potato soup has milk in it
Poggers
mashed potatos can have milk in them
Who tf uses milk in salty soups
WHERE YO RACKS GO W
but i never heard of potato milk soup
Milk adds creaminess to potato soup
tomato soup with cream?
Milk, pasta, salt= soup
Wat
It’s not potato milk soup, it’s potato soup, and one of the ingredients is milk
retardnation patriots 🫡
ALL RISE FOR RETARDNATION 
when you try to describe a dish to W which is not meat with meat and a side of meat
sir yes sir
Just because something can be used somewhere doesnt mean its considered that meal its commonly used in
Dice and Boil potatoes until soft, drain some water, add salt, butter, and milk, and boom, potato soup
Or vice versa
tomato soup with cream is a pretty common thing tho
Mashed potatoes are the same thing, except the majority of water is removed, and the potatoes are mashed
But potato soup keeps a lot of water, and adds milk, and doesn’t mash the potatos
also half the asian soups add milk in it
The summary I made was too long for Discord (2,312 characters), so I've attached it as a file for your convenience.
it's a coconut milk tho
And as vegetables scientifically don’t exist, and milk can be used in soup, cereal is soup
Man i would Asian
Coconut milk is just vegan weak milk
the fuck you mean vegetables don't exist
Vegetables are a culinary term, not a scientific term
what is half the brainfart then
What are potatoes? Tubers
Beets? Roots
Lima beans? Legumes
Tomatoes? Fruit from the tomato plant
Vegetables. Don’t exist. They are a construct.
🤓
vtubers are just potatoes then
Video potatoes yes
virtual potatoes
I mean technically they’re couch potatoes but still
Scientific term is also just a term
Botany has no broad term for vegetables, they only have terms for different varieties of plant
You don't call table salt "sodium chloride"
thats what I said, sodium chloride
That’s because sodium chloride is too broad of a term, it can mean any different kind of salt
Wrong but whatever
You can have table salt, or rock salt, or Himalayan salt rock
what a bunch of nerds
Actually yeah you’re right
There are many different salts that aren’t sodium chloride, my mistake
there's this jimmy neutron 4 chan copypasta that would fit the discussion nicely
Hiiii bestie
I know what it is
I think
Cereal is soup
Nerd
It is
I am one yes
Aw what am I gonna get exiled or something
Cringe
we'll probably kill you
Can’t imagine why I would be
Why
📥 A poll has been started by falco94
Poll for Breezy just because
- 🇦 ???
- 🇧 Reject
Nerdfart
hello
Oh well, I had a good run
Free my boy breezy he ain dun nun
💯
Free me next!!!!!
Stfu
</3
you do the world better by being stuck here
📥 A poll has been started by falco94
Free Ezoni from brainfart
- 🇦 Yes
- 🇧 No
HELL NAH
MY BOY EZONI DONE EVERYTHING
Bath or life for the nerdy brainfarter
HE 100% GUILTY
like?
Shaddapp
I told the noobs there were sweaty men in x18 </3
Hornyposting is the most boring thing that can get you exiled
there are
Freedom for the innocent!
Yeah
hey! dont look up my chat history, its true!
i wanna be freed from brainfart
He done nun 💯 
there ARE sweaty men in x18
Hello idiot
Oh my god i’m not wrong 
There are porn servers that exist my guy you can be horny in those places
Exile my boy ezoni to russian brainfart
hi frog
im mostly joking tho, pretty sure like half the reason i got exiled is cuz one of the mods wanted to talk about terraria in offtopic so they exiled me 
My Gypsy neighbors stole my bike
I’m not mad
Just disappointed

hell nah, my home country just got bombed by russia
</3
Haha
no it’s expected
@solar coral how did u get the unfit to help role
three pieces of string came into a bar. He asks for a drink for him and his friends.
||The bartender said "we dont serve pieces of strings here" to one of the strings. ||
||The piece of string turned to his friends, "what do we do?"||
||The first string goes around the second one, and so does the second one. ||
||The third string ties himself around the middle, and he pulls the end of him all out.||
||Then he orders a drink, again. "three drinks" he said ||
||The bartender said "aren't you one of those pieces of string?"||
||The piece of string says "no, im a frayed knot"||
Yes they’re so very helpful so much of the time they were putting the mods out of a job
dantes
I WANT TO EAT COOKIES!!!!!
Thats what he says btw
no he says
he pulled a keeper ngl
he pulled a hoe
She bad
THATS the sweaty men in x18 thing
Thanks Tboat 👍
@solar coral how much of a furry are u
many people call me tboat but u can call me anytime...
I play DND
Alright bro
Can we BANISH this man to russian brainfart

You wish
That was my favourite reason for exile
Delight, tell this man he's dumbo
Delight is the man who got me rejected from brainfart originally
Brain fart is so stupid
Shame you can't leave huh
#╟❓general-offtopic May be better for you
I can’t
Dumb mods locked me out 🫡
!gae
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Wow
/gae
you aren't gamblerpilled
Last time I played arma it was antistasi I captured one resource depot and they sent a A10 to mow down me and 3 other farmers
If the mods banish cringe nae nae babies to the brainfarter channel then I would imagine they aren’t very dumb 
You know nothing
Falco did something great for me and I will forever owe him for that
Not all prisoners are bad brain fart exiles rights
How the hell do you even get exiled here
Be mean to mod
The only thing I know is that I know nothing 
I've been mean to several mods
i eat u
🫵 😂
enough to be euthanized
😮
I believe being a general shitposter or pissing off the mods is a good way of doing it
Big stretch
Nice toe
Nice toes
Thanks
😭
I remember the first time we met 🫦
wuz good brainfarters
@lone cedar @fresh rose probao sam rena sad, ko wasabi jbt
Samo mi je nesto brzo proslo ta ljutina
Also
@pastel quartz 
They should put serious putty in children’s toys
Specifically battery operated children’s toys
:flag_hr: Croatian (hrvatski)
⬇️
I tried horseradish now, ko wasabi jbt I just lost the spiciness a bit quickly
Actual cringe nae nae babies usually get banned within 2 days if becoming exiled
True true
Battery isnt strong enough to create a spark
Well, except ryry
Iedy what have you done
Oh no
C4 isn’t activated by a spark, it’s activated by an electrical signal
Two AAs is enough
At least
I think so
@river zealot ko is just short for kao which means "like" as in comparison like
We should let all the exiles fight to the death and whoever wins gets to leave brainfart
We should pick a game
Brain fart 1v1 series of elimination
1-3 survive
Leaves brainfart* W
Gets a brainfart reject also a W
DOMAIN EXPANSION : freakytown
so you can be closer to me... <3
brainfart is horrible I hope I get exiled
@grizzled meadow
You heard the man
gunned him down POV combat footage style
Mods can we give strigoi what they wished for
Anybody got the strigoi bullying gif
It's that time again
Gotta make some veggie burgers again
ja sam to probao kad sam bio klinac nije mi se svidjalo
"Oh it's a btr, take it down"
"SHIT ITS A FUCKING T-14 RUNNNNN!!!!"
i hate tank
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REPOST
sorry breezy...
How dare you post something twice
Nah
Do you not remember what I DID FOR YOU
i voted for u to not be rejected from brainfart..
Tako i ja dzigericu i vise nikad ne nisam jeo
Jebeno je gorka
Pileca ofc
wouldn't it be funny if everyone could ping <@&1023724927532150855> 
It would
@Brainfart Exile
We should all fight to the death
not even a little bit
i said
Kidding you’re cool idc lmao
u aint dun nun
Do not exile this man....
And you just forget me...
Wow..
Unboatlieveable
me when my east eu brothers aren't here
Im east eu
H-h-hella NAH!
Alr

hi metro
dzigerica when grandma make it 😋
dzigerica when anyone else in the world makes it 🤢
man I haven't said hi to u in a while now actually lol
hi flop
:flag_hr: Croatian (hrvatski)
⬇️
eat bread


yep
Love how
it says croatian
instead of serbian

Bot is trying to start a war
even the translater cant tell
Kyrgyzstan
Cause latin letters
Playing two sides, Ivan? 


Damn they got their own track??
In Bulgaria those would be meat

Thats ruski ya
shashlik is russian
Ya
HI IVAN 🗣️
@pastel quartz HI STRIGOI
EASTER'S OVER! BACK TO GRINDING!!!!!

what grinding
grinding the slow passage of time 
здарова мужики
дарова дружише
з*
как дела
я сослался в брейнфарт

хорошо, а у тебя
что
behind enemy lines huh

this is dangerous place for you
interesting topics in brainfart
все 6
why
idk what his says but hi
he said he came to brainfart

ah
weight reduction
Ivan you will be my final mount & blade companion
(bannerlord has a limit)
YOU ARE BEING TRANSPORTED TO CALRADIA
This is an oddly colorful chat
Isekai incoming. Avoid the truck.
can my download not stop for 12 seconds please
Between running a caravan, governing a city/castle, running your own army or following me around which would you prefer 
@stone blade you will be transported to Jarak 
Slaughterhouse
we are sending you to praven
true
Jarak is worse
I lost
but jarak doesnt sound like pleven
I'm sending you to pernik
It's called Pravend in the 2nd one 
Jarak is worse
Jarak is called Jarak cause its a canal city
Whose sweage from Ruma is transported to Jarak thus stinking worse than medieval england
Any russians in the chat
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What he say
Ruma is one of big tourist towns so it gotta smell nice
Rumani?
he said
all russians join wagner next round
and the other guy was gonna insult him
Its full of gypsies just like every other balkan town

I need to kill my roommate
💀
he is watching basketball match and I'm trying to study calculus
@inland jackal
@pastel quartz
Me and bro
@pastel quartz
I'm not studying informative technologies education
I'm a chemist
OGUZY
me need calculus
yass
❤️
holy shit I drink strong palinka from those weird shaped things too 
Hi oguz
self made anabolic steroids?
Love that movie
Homemade
hi W
Mmm ethanol
its a french woman, ew
more like self made estrogen
hi
hallooo
hello oguzzy
im surrounded by fucking femboys 
You dont know what strong alcohol is until you drink rakija

poor guy, u should get out of where u are currently then
80% ethanol
I hope everyone is doing alright and had a wonderful day
posted this yesterday
Drink moonshine
It’s stronger
79% if you feel weak
my day was shit but thanks for asking hope you're having a wonderful day too
drink everclear
yeah yeah I know you hate me, u don't need to emphasize it
btw you cannot have pure ethanol because of the problematic chemical formation
didnt ask
just gave a chemical information
Random Milorad: hold my pivo
@stone blade
Gj
She does in fact need to.
its her way of doing things
now I'm gonna send the procedures to sythesize meth
what is she, a broken record?
poor gal
indeed.
my cousin of mine is living in poland, may he survive
He may not
Lol
WHERE YO RACKS GO
WHERE THEY GO
Oh, perhaps you have spent them on mistresses, gold coins, forbidden substances and apparel.
@prisma quiver i bet you cant copy what im saying
Molim?
WHERE YO RACKS GO? OH YOU SPENT IT ON HOES, money, DRUGS AND CLOTHES 🗣️ 🔥
Alo?
I will tell Pera you are naughty
Pera wont be happy
Who that
Who?
Who?
Molim?
i spent my money to buy more money
Bobr kurwa?
ken carson calls out FIAT currency traders
This guy gets it
Ken Carson, lyrical genius
Spending money on money
Thats it, Pera is hearing about you
its 99.45 % percent ethanol
I remember in arma reforger
When a dude came unarmed with his little medic luncbox
Larping as a medic
If you try have 100% you will denaturate it
and you wont have alcohol anymore
shrinkflation is real
biden took the 0.55%
Milipore Sugma would lie to me?! 
sadlly yes because azetrope formation causes this....
you cannot distillate it any further because of that
back to school
we have to pay taxanol
blow that mf up
I have some mustard gas based disinfectant at home because it was expired and a nurse donated it.
Don't worry. It's hospital grade
Unironically tho, are there not other means to remove the water from the solution? 
his ass is NOT opium
Perhaps it would turn either into dust or gas
It's hard because water and ethanol have similar polarity and they have hydrogen bonds between them
I also have opioid, codeine because i got COVID in December
sounds like copium 
covid is not real
drying agents will dry ethanol too such as CaCl2
you aren't either
existance of drying agents proves the government is too big and needs restructuring
Sorry i meant i got a cold
getting lean for a cold is wild tho
i think the hardest drug i ever took was an ibuprofen
pre-surgery drugs not counting
Actually wait, the spectrophotometric stuff is 99.5%, which is slightly better than the molecular bio stuff 
@inland jackal ako si moma sedi u doma
so we're just making words up now 
How can someone hallucinate something they have no experience of
SMOKIN FENTANYL LACED CEREAL MILK
I SEE GOD
WE GON COME AND BLOW NEW JERSEY UP (BANG BANG)
Time is a circle and pingas is popular again. Tiktok is going to reinvent YTP
It's covered in aromatics since you dont wash 
I DIDN'T MAKE IN SCHOOL
CHIEF SO' IS A DROP OUT
🗣️ 🔥
If a guy in his late 40s offered you a line of Colombian marching powder would you take it?
depends on the guy
let's imagine Ted
Bundy?
Uncle Ted?
his ass fell for skyler, HELL NAW
that shit laced
No, Ted from Breaking Bad 
oh I never watched it
oopsie have to pay 100000000000 doler and get tax return instead
calculate taxes?
Asian parent moment
taxes?
living outside US crazy you gotta guess your taxes or go to prison
also wild you get a surprise at the cash register
||fr now I tend to eye ball my tax refund application and add a +50% me-bonus||
walk into store with 5$
pick out 5$ in price of items
go to pay
"your total is 6.79"
tax jumpscare
mcdonaldburger now is expensive no?
i recently pigged out on easter like 2 days ago
18 piece nuggy was 2.50 after tax
thoughts?
2.50 usd
same
im the typa guy to build the house where the stack of boards you gotta move is
home depot house
in 2077
imagine ur gone from home and you get a 2FA notification for ur toilet
lmao

Imagine being at work
WARNING: UNAUTHORISED FLUSH DETECTED
unidentified poo detected

claymore charge deployed
Whar
dont higher level duolingo courses have a dubious quality?
as in they're not very good? 
you didn't understand?
neighbours next door:
if it's real im shittin outside india style
we are not paying taxes
No idea whats moma








