🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

s5 fail

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/pyro-the-pyro-guide-doctor-lalve-gmod-tf2-gif-22829698

[warped crown]

I approve

[mossy void]

Yes
I use it for work, as I wear earbuds on principle, why not have music playing also

[fresh rose]

Holy shit

[pastel quartz]

guys, I'm at a crossroads, do I watch no country for old men or eyes wide shut

[fallow trellis]

no country for old men

[mossy void]

No country

[pastel quartz]

swag

[fallow trellis]

no sex

[fresh rose]

How do I make a bombing into a war crime in a country where there is no war

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[pastel quartz]

swagger

[fallow trellis]

heres a drinking game for no country for old men, drink everytime you see old men

difficulty: impossible

[pastel quartz]

I'm watching it while breastfeeding my *babies😭🙏

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-you-dont-know-what-youre-talking-about-chigurh-what-are-you-talking-about-gif-22463397

[inland jackal]

[fallow trellis]

i did not need to know that

never drink ever again

[pastel quartz]

[fallow trellis]

you are no longer allowed to drink

https://tenor.com/view/nic-cage-nicolas-cage-slap-mom-and-dad-inhale-gif-22714577

[pastel quartz]

I am NOT gonna do that drinking game bruh

banned from water

😭🙏

[frail scaffold]

meds done

the spirits are gone

[fallow trellis]

meds done

[lunar brook]

hi

[remote vine]

boring

[pastel quartz]

every time you see an old man you drink one sip of water

water is good for trees and everyone

[fallow trellis]

no longer allowed to drink

[pastel quartz]

If I could I would bro

[fallow trellis]

i just declared it

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-water-plush-gif-11533390542983855459

but my kids go first

[fallow trellis]

no more liquids will enter your system

[frail scaffold]

real

[fallow trellis]

you are banned from hydration

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

naw😭🙏

[fallow trellis]

yes

you have sinned against all the old men in no countries

and all the eyes that are wide shut

[pastel quartz]

when the old men arent in countries or sum, I havent watched it yet

its about mexicans and a suitcase

[pastel quartz]

breaking bad?

no country for old men

and breaking bad

oh

[fallow trellis]

the mexicans are in the suitcase

[pastel quartz]

and there is a guy whose barber needs to be crucified

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

yee yee ass cut

just watching it, and I just see the guy that everyone makes edits of with the bowl cut

[pastel quartz]

bro looks like a serial killer from the 70s

[fallow trellis]

uh

[pastel quartz]

I think thats what they were going for

[remote vine]

Does she know?

[pastel quartz]

watch the movie

what do you do when the pain reaches I want to kms levels but you don't actually want to kys

[pastel quartz]

kill your pillow

[remote vine]

Sleep

[pastel quartz]

I am, first scene is him thats just choking a cop with handcuffs

I guess my obersvation is accurate

[pastel quartz]

but what if you can't find a single painless sleeping position

[pastel quartz]

[pale ingot]

drown it out with more pain

[frail scaffold]

holy shit its not even 10am yet

[fallow trellis]

try rubbing one out

[inland jackal]

ham

[frail scaffold]

i woke up early

[grizzled meadow]

Both

[pastel quartz]

[inland jackal]

ciao falco

[pastel quartz]

does this actually work

[fresh rose]

Kill others

[inland jackal]

falco i have a question

[remote vine]

Are you Chigurhmaxxing

[pastel quartz]

in one afternoon?

[fallow trellis]

left side: no country for old men (chinese dub) right side: eyes wide shut (indonesian)

[inland jackal]

why are you малчо and not Фалко

[pastel quartz]

I should just get drunk

[fallow trellis]

at the same time

[grizzled meadow]

Someone called me the first thing and I went with it

[pale ingot]

i mean busting gives you dopamine and dopamine makes you sleepy

[fallow trellis]

idk depends if ur feeling it

[pale ingot]

so

yeah

[green schooner]

yes

[fallow trellis]

if not go smoke a cig or go drink

[remote vine]

Subway surfer gameplay at the bottom preferably

[pastel quartz]

Manko?

[fallow trellis]

with familyguy funny moments part 38

[pastel quartz]

ok I will go drink thanks for the helpful life advice brainfart

[remote vine]

Buy a bottle of soju

[inland jackal]

Malcho

[remote vine]

Drink it all in 5 minutes

[frail scaffold]

soju is the first thing that got me drunk

[remote vine]

It’s juice

[frail scaffold]

mine had no flavor

it just tasted like water

[pale ingot]

its starting to storm rn and my whole ass wifi is buggin

itss o jover

[frail scaffold]

o jover

[pastel quartz]

I'm just sitting down and doing nothing but let 2 identical looking bean looking mfs just drink my milk, might as well

[fallow trellis]

some spanish tequila and some beers knocked my lights out in my uni years.
blacked out, my friend told me that their indian neighbor complained because i was punching rocks and therathening the self laundry machines

[frail scaffold]

i love tequila

we had patron back in maine

[inland jackal]

shitty

[pastel quartz]

I spit nothing but the unfiltered truth mf

[pastel quartz]

I dont sugarcoat

[remote vine]

What game

[frail scaffold]

i wanna try mescal

[inland jackal]

now i wont tell, every time i was asked that

check my profile if you are curious

[frail scaffold]

real

[inland jackal]

real

[remote vine]

real

[fallow trellis]

2001?

bro ure too late

[green schooner]

What game is that

[lunar brook]

roblox

[green schooner]

True

[placid sail]

hydro homies rise up

[pastel quartz]

why did they give anton the most mushroom like haircut bro

[remote vine]

because he's a silly little goober

[pastel quartz]

nah, the barber needs to lose his license😭🙏

[fading shuttle]

@pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

what the hell

[placid sail]

you tell us

we don't know French

[fading shuttle]

explain what the quebecois were cooking

[prisma quiver]

i speak some french

[lunar brook]

crystal meth

[lunar brook]

banned forever

[prisma quiver]

I learn it in school

[pastel quartz]

Getting thrown in with the south apperently

[fading shuttle]

@grizzled meadow

[lunar brook]

Why is Фалко russki

[pastel quartz]

it looks like the flag of when france was a monarchy

[prisma quiver]

👥

[fading shuttle]

its just the flag of quebec

[pastel quartz]

ew

quebec

it looked familiar, but its much worse

you speak quebec french in france, and they will just look at you funny

[prisma quiver]

I learn real french in school

[lusty sonnet]

the first sentence is him dreaming about a cotton field

[river robin]

🤢

[lusty sonnet]

I think Alex is trying to tell us something

[placid sail]

rather, trying his hardest not to say anything he wants to say

and get banned for seven lifetimes

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz you should buy some kinder eggs

[pale ingot]

MMAMMMMMMA MIIIAAAAAAA

[pastel quartz]

por quoi?

[inland jackal]

why not

also shouldnt it be written together "pourqoi"

[pastel quartz]

non, not a valid response

[lusty sonnet]

tbf this version is much more tame than others of the same kind I've heard

[prisma quiver]

is that canada french

[stone blade]

@inland jackal Jebem ti picku

[lusty sonnet]

*pourquoi

[prisma quiver]

Ye

[inland jackal]

i ja tebi majku ti

ju ju

[prisma quiver]

Thats what i was gun say

[pastel quartz]

non, not really

[stone blade]

❤️

[inland jackal]

veri 🏩

[prisma quiver]

yo spelt it wrong

[stone blade]

I love being racist

my favorite race is formula 1

[tidal trellis]

hello people

[stone blade]

hi flop

[pastel quartz]

my mistake

[prisma quiver]

No. I hate all races equally

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[prisma quiver]

I don’t discriminate

[fresh rose]

Wrong

The coincidence dude looks like seer from apex legends

[prisma quiver]

I don’t play ape sex

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/time-for-apex-hop-on-apex-william-knight-seer-gif-26648943

Wait wtf

He even dressed like him

LOL

[prisma quiver]

Comically large flash

[fresh rose]

Hes literally the character

[fallow trellis]

ape sex

[pastel quartz]

ape sex legends?

[lone cedar]

@fresh rose

[fallow trellis]

calmest league of legends player

[low atlas]

olaaafff

olaaaaff

[civic panther]

Comically large who?

[prisma quiver]

🪵

👽

[placid sail]

most sane and stable league player

[low atlas]

they're very stable

[pastel quartz]

ah and also, I kinda use that differently, nobody really called me out for it, different pronounciations, same meaning, yes?

[placid sail]

bro the act is falling off

smh

[pastel quartz]

you speakin as if I dont exist

[tidal trellis]

hi, I feel really exhausted

[tidal trellis]

you guys hear something?

[prisma quiver]

I am deaf

[pastel quartz]

you shizophrenic?

[pastel quartz]

boo

its a ghost

[tidal trellis]

oh okay

[storm stream]

are yall even good in the head?

[tidal trellis]

I am idk about others

[pastel quartz]

booo

[prisma quiver]

👌🤌🤏✋👇

[lone cedar]

I'm blind not deaf.

[tidal trellis]

haha I get it

[storm stream]

hello. How's the kids?

[lone cedar]

[tidal trellis]

😭 I don't wanna study anymore, I just came back from doing my math exam and I still have 1 more left and I'm tired

[pastel quartz]

good, watching no country for old men while breastfeeding them

[eternal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-milk-no-country-for-old-men-gif-5612838

[tidal trellis]

no rest for the wicked it seems

[prisma quiver]

Gale from bg3?

[storm stream]

mothering

[placid sail]

you have my blessings to take a break

but don't just sit in a puter, do something else and let your brain rest

[pastel quartz]

it isnt as bad too, they the quiet type

I can sleep and they dont cry all night

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/orthodox-priest-romania-blessing-grohunpoogla-gif-23144462

[lone cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1J38FlDKxo

black hand

[tidal trellis]

unfortunately your blessing won't work on my brain, It will effectively bully me into studying

[placid sail]

ineffective

[lone cedar]

🇳

[eternal idol]

real

[tidal trellis]

infamous last words

[storm stream]

I've never been a mother but that sounds like a W

[pastel quartz]

it is, because some of the complains by parents is their babies cry too much

and not being able to sleep and all

[tidal trellis]

you got the lucky draw it seems, my mom wasn't so lucky

she had great difficulty putting me to sleep when I was young

I think I effectively ruined her entire sleep schedule, oops

[storm stream]

have you asked them at what ages they cry?

[eternal idol]

sometimes the only way my mom could get me to sleep when i was little was to get in the car with me and drive around until i passed out

[pastel quartz]

it seems I got the lucky draw of potential goth girls in the future, just starin at me like that

[eternal idol]

to this day if im comfortable with the driver i will fall asleep in the car without fail

[tidal trellis]

the beast would be sealed away at night

[prisma quiver]

THANK GOODNESS 🙏🙏

[pastel quartz]

if they're satisfied, they aint crying

[tidal trellis]

I mean yeah

[pastel quartz]

but just akwardly staring at me

nibbling on their little fingers, but I suppose thats newborn life for ya

[tidal trellis]

have you asked them if they got fingers

[prisma quiver]

Babies aren’t sentient yet I think

[pastel quartz]

😭🙏

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[pastel quartz]

yeah

somewhat like that

both of them

fuckin creeping me out

[tidal trellis]

they wil try to steal your soul, don't look into their eyes

[storm stream]

be born
look at mum
ginger french alcoholic
"better not piss her off "

[tidal trellis]

or you'll drop dead

[prisma quiver]

Start new run

[tidal trellis]

we got the bad RNG with this one

[dreamy flax]

@uneven stream (dna1488) has been muted Forever for reason: You have 1 hour to change your offensive name/pfp/bio to match the #📄rules or you get banned

[lusty sonnet]

damn

[tidal trellis]

restart the run

[narrow lotus]

the effort that went into some of these names

[lusty sonnet]

wombo combo of a name

[fresh rose]

[lusty sonnet]

dna1488 as well

[ruby minnow]

10 years in the joint

[storm stream]

it wasn't even the right symbol

[pastel quartz]

accurate

[fresh rose]

And no thats yamato hes always just a genuine piece of shit
Hes on a content creators only team in brazil and he was also acting like a piece of shit to the other players while everyone else on his team changed to being more calm
Hes just twitch persona leaks i to personality

[lusty sonnet]

riiiiiiiight

[narrow lotus]

of course

roblox

[storm stream]

yeah ig

[tidal trellis]

but of course

[pastel quartz]

bro, they cant tell the right thing from what aint

they aint worth your time

[storm stream]

[narrow lotus]

thats how you think or it was a cheap bait to bypass normal filters

i will just turn it around so nobody will notice

pls

[ruby minnow]

wtf is that pfp

what is that username

what is that

[prisma quiver]

Discord cum guzzler

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to dna1488

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[storm stream]

yikes

[pastel quartz]

I dont even know

[solar coral]

:3 upgraded my pcs cooling

[pastel quartz]

a nazi furry

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-young-man-youngman-have-a-great-day-gif-9177715154218768625

[solar coral]

BIG mugen 5 cock (impressive)

[tidal trellis]

thats why you are kept here

[prisma quiver]

Kitler

[tidal trellis]

for a good reason

[solar coral]

:(

[tidal trellis]

u spout this shit

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck is this display name

[solar coral]

At least om not a nazi lol

[pale ingot]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE JOKE IS POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[solar coral]

Im just homosexual

[ruby minnow]

Age:13
Nationality Filipino
Username: Himmler

[tidal trellis]

guys am I funny yet, the joke is porn

[open laurel]

[solar coral]

Porn? Where

So i can block whoever posted it

[tidal trellis]

guys

[prisma quiver]

Ö

[open laurel]

@solar coral what did you do to get here

[foggy mantle]

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[solar coral]

Told noobs theres sweaty men in x18

Ive been here for almost a year now

[open laurel]

You should have been released

[tidal trellis]

why is he so angry

[pastel quartz]

dw, neo nazis like these grow out their phases

[narrow sorrel]

he's late for work

[pastel quartz]

if they dont they will be heavily bullied in class

[solar coral]

They attempt to contain me

They are fools for trying

One day i will claim my birthrite

[prisma quiver]

Erm what the sigma

[fresh rose]

Or mp5

[tidal trellis]

idiot freeman

[fresh rose]

Everyone in the class

[pastel quartz]

they dont have the mental capacity to know how a gun works

[narrow sorrel]

Man shoots up workplace, the game

[pastel quartz]

Who does really?

attemps to check if a bullet is chambered accidently shoots themselves because they looked down the barrel

I was in the army and I don't know how guns work

that stupid

It's like magic really

[green schooner]

I’d be pissed to if I caused a resonance cascade

[solar coral]

Anyway i should try out debian since im doing a fresh install

[green schooner]

And the military was trying to kill me

[fresh rose]

I dont know, the FBIs pretty capable of training them

[pastel quartz]

We've all been there

[pastel quartz]

thats what the cia does

not the fbi

[ruby minnow]

because

[fresh rose]

Same shit both work for the government

[ruby minnow]

nobody teaches you how guns work

unless

you need to fix them

[pastel quartz]

I stared down into the barrel of a .50 bmg once

[narrow sorrel]

is this like, a reverse Ring scenario?

[tidal trellis]

I mean HE didn't cause it specifcally

[solar coral]

Going into the tv to beat that bitch back down the well

[green schooner]

You got rejected from the cia cause your boobs are to big

[fresh rose]

The war thunder players teaching each other how to make a fighter jet in their garage

[prisma quiver]

He pushed the crystal tho

[fresh rose]

Why gun when can kill people with bomb

[green schooner]

Yeah but he’s being blamed for it

[prisma quiver]

Twink

[green schooner]

What

[narrow sorrel]

He was late so he didnt review his documentation

[pastel quartz]

Fixing guns is easy, just shake it a couple of times or hit it to the ground

Like a TV

[open laurel]

I hate femboys

[tidal trellis]

so? It was the eggheads and everybody else who wanted to do the experiment and guys who brought in the crystal. all mf was push a crystal into a laser thing

[pastel quartz]

They always work after being hit

[narrow sorrel]

and should have known not to push the crystals

[prisma quiver]

Essay

[green schooner]

Same

[pastel quartz]

True

[stone blade]

MY MOM SENT ME KOZUNAKk

[solar coral]

Do you think gordon freeman is a fromsoft gamer or a bethesda player

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/shake-baby-giant-bomb-giantbomb-gif-22826550

[pastel quartz]

I remember shaking my sister when she was a baby

[solar coral]

Does he play dark souls or shitrim

[narrow sorrel]

how is your sister now?

[pastel quartz]

Felt the same way when I was shaking my gun in the army because it didn't want to fire

[pastel quartz]

She's fine

[narrow sorrel]

he went to MIT, bro probably plays zachtronics games

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis I got c4 into my nose it’s over

Burning

[pastel quartz]

A little retarded maybe

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/sinister-dark-maga-dark-maga-trump-gif-25180038

[pastel quartz]

But yk she's happy, smiles all the time

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/rugby-wide-left-gif-10768643

FLY LITTLE BIRD FLY

FLY HIGH

Im gonna be such a good dad

[solar coral]

I hate trump!!!

[narrow sorrel]

hellen keller.jpeg

[solar coral]

Mah you have to do sign language

[tidal trellis]

my internet being so slow, holy shit

[narrow sorrel]

you use sign language in their hand because that's the only way anyone will hold your hand kek

[tidal trellis]

some of my messages aint even gone through or straight up vanished lmao

[green schooner]

My balls itch

https://tenor.com/view/burger-king-gif-18996323

Water!

[narrow sorrel]

no mask? how immodest

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-king-funny-memes-king-gif-7804318347669139446

[tidal trellis]

some people are so shit at wearing a mask properly, holy shit

[pastel quartz]

when the king speaks you listen

[open laurel]

Do people still wear masks I never see it in public

[tidal trellis]

amount of times I seen a mask not worn properly when I go to a hospital is concerning

[pastel quartz]

so far....no

[green schooner]

@river robin Make meatballs

[tidal trellis]

I do but thats cause I'm really sensitive to shit and allergic af

[green schooner]

You don’t get it

[tidal trellis]

what do you mean I don't get it!!

[green schooner]

You don’t get it.

[tidal trellis]

your mother

[pastel quartz]

atlanta

[green schooner]

Our local kfc shut down

Sorry

https://tenor.com/view/cat-beluga-orange-cat-funny-cute-cat-holding-face-cat-gif-7185954888346601717

[pastel quartz]

where do you live bro

[green schooner]

Middle in the woods bumfuck no where by the Appalachian mountains

[pastel quartz]

no wonder it closed

[tidal trellis]

I love KFC

my favorite

[narrow sorrel]

...west or east of the mountains?

[green schooner]

It’s down south Pennsylvania

[green schooner]

Refer to above

[pastel quartz]

do you frequently encounter skinwalkers?

[green schooner]

People here do NOT like

African Americans

[narrow sorrel]

bro is too far east for that

[green schooner]

Or Muslims matter of fact

[green schooner]

no

[tidal trellis]

charon being the skinwalker would make lots of sense ngl

[pastel quartz]

he said appalachians, and thats the first thing that came to mind

[broken topaz]

COUNTRY ROADS

TAKE ME HOME

[narrow sorrel]

Homie you are in Pennsylvania, you're not even a dixie state

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/711808075643748393/1050009167311675392/caption-43.gif

[pastel quartz]

Isn't appalachia the really racist state

[green schooner]

It’s a 1 hour drive to West Virginia

[naive bison]

why does he live in terraria jungle

[pastel quartz]

how is bro doing that

[green schooner]

Your stupid

Appalachia is NOT a state

[broken topaz]

Appalachia is the fallout 76 map stupid

[pastel quartz]

You're rude

[green schooner]

It is a mountain range

[pastel quartz]

bro?

😭🙏

[green schooner]

Running through multiple states

[pastel quartz]

Sounds like a state to me

[green schooner]

Dumb

[narrow lotus]

Appalachia is a region

[broken topaz]

Appalachia isnt real

[narrow lotus]

Mountains , Virginia is the state

[pastel quartz]

I'm not American so how was I suppose to know

[tidal trellis]

IQ: Delightful

[pastel quartz]

How many states does the US even have, like 5?

[narrow sorrel]

wrong mountain range

[narrow lotus]

Does the flag have only 5 stars

[broken topaz]

I think its closer to 10

[pastel quartz]

my bad

[tidal trellis]

yes.

[pastel quartz]

Washington, California, Texas, Virginia and like Alaska or something

Or is Alaska just a mountain range as well

[fresh rose]

Those are the only important ones to be fair

[pastel quartz]

jesus, this is really concerning, I thought babies were suppose to be crying alot

[narrow lotus]

Alabama

[broken topaz]

Alaska is russian land

[green schooner]

You WILL learn American states because we have to learn about Europe’s shitty capitals like Paris

[pastel quartz]

Idk what the American flag looks like

[fresh rose]

WHAT

How

[pastel quartz]

the silence is just creeping me out, and them just staring at me

[green schooner]

Which Washington

[pastel quartz]

I'm not going to learn about some irrelevant country bro

[prisma quiver]

You a couple years late

[narrow sorrel]

go talk to it

[pastel quartz]

There's multiple?

[fresh rose]

Ooooo you are in a horror movie ooooo

[green schooner]

There is 2

[broken topaz]

News travels slow here

[tidal trellis]

short preople rise up

[pastel quartz]

I cant, their still babies

[pastel quartz]

Idk, both of them?

[green schooner]

Washington state and Washington dc

[broken topaz]

They literally cant

[green schooner]

One is a state

[narrow sorrel]

go talk to the baby

[pastel quartz]

Is Washington within Washington or the other way around?

[pastel quartz]

mf

[green schooner]

One is a Provence

[narrow sorrel]

GO TALK TO THE BABY

[green schooner]

Or something

[placid sail]

short people prepare for uppies

[tidal trellis]

but they are still kings

[broken topaz]

Goo goo ga ga bitch

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/dasd-gif-11044677524955828297

[fresh rose]

Baby no cry? Make the baby cry

[pastel quartz]

You don't even know do you

[fresh rose]

Problem solved

[pastel quartz]

my own babies creeping me out

[narrow sorrel]

it's for mental development go use your words on the baby

[broken topaz]

Uppies ??? :3

[open laurel]

Do you guys drink piss?

[tidal trellis]

I can't stop sneezing, the fuck is wrong with me

[broken topaz]

Yea

[fresh rose]

Die flop

Dieeee

[pastel quartz]

Do i get exp in here or am I just truly fuck

[fresh rose]

Dieeeeeeee

[pastel quartz]

Fucked

[green schooner]

Most don’t

[narrow sorrel]

is that what they call kvass?

[tidal trellis]

fuck is a uppie

[green schooner]

Your fucked

[broken topaz]

Getting picked up

Is uppies

[green schooner]

Picking up short people

[pastel quartz]

So you can't dictate me

[green schooner]

Is uppies

[pastel quartz]

So cool

[green schooner]

If I picked you up flop

It’s in multiple states

[pastel quartz]

Isn't Maryland a theme park

[narrow sorrel]

Washington is not inside washington but there is a washington monument inside one of the washingtons

[green schooner]

So like

It’s weird

[tidal trellis]

you'd topple over idiot

[narrow sorrel]

me trying to figure out what happens in Connecticut

[green schooner]

I’m taller then you

[pastel quartz]

So the other Washington is inside of Washington where Washington ruled?

[pastel quartz]

I cant, they dont know any words, they just staring at me, making noises I dont know how to describe, both of them

[green schooner]

If I picked you up

[tidal trellis]

by how much

[fallow trellis]

washington in america? wdym they barely do that

[green schooner]

It would be uppie

[green schooner]

Idk I’m 6’0

[pastel quartz]

my shizophrenia is about to act up Istg

[narrow sorrel]

TALK TO THE BABY, THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT EVENTUALLY

[tidal trellis]

I'm 5'11 if i remember right, thats normal

[fallow trellis]

damn hey whats up

[pastel quartz]

Schizophrenie is a federal psyop it literally doesn't exists

[green schooner]

I’m a dude

[pastel quartz]

It's not a real term, not a real illness

You're just high

[fallow trellis]

damn we have so much in common

[tidal trellis]

just tell it to go away

[green schooner]

[narrow sorrel]

I actually don't know if government functions were initially done from DC

[pastel quartz]

From all the microplastics in the air

[fresh rose]

Point at da baby

[pastel quartz]

I know

Because Washington must've ruled from Washington

[green schooner]

At first most of government affairs were handled in Philly

[pastel quartz]

Like how Alexander the great has a bunch of cities named after him

[pastel quartz]

a time in my life where mfs I literally spawned creeping me out

[fallow trellis]

i took care of my brothers kid before when he was like 1-2 years old, he was making a mess while eating i told him "could you stop fucking around and eat the food" and then he did

[pastel quartz]

I wonder if Washington had invaded Britain he would rename cities after his name after carpet bombing them

[tidal trellis]

IQ Gained

[fallow trellis]

and then he kept using the word fuck

[narrow sorrel]

You really wanna call them mfs?

[fallow trellis]

that was the last time they let me babysit

[pastel quartz]

I wonder what planes do they have back then, or was it still the age of dragons where they just haul bombs with their feet and drop them?

[tidal trellis]

stio

stop

[open laurel]

I hate babies

[tidal trellis]

who doesn't

[pastel quartz]

that would be their father but you get the point

[fresh rose]

[narrow sorrel]

[open laurel]

How mfs be pedophiles I fucking hate kids 💀

[prisma quiver]

No they had goblins in hot air balloons

And

They had bombs

[fresh rose]

NO UR WRONG

ITS SKELETONS

UR WRONG UR WRONG UR WRONG UR WRONG

[pastel quartz]

I see, I mean Americans ARE basically goblins right?

[prisma quiver]

Yea

[fallow trellis]

apparently if you talk to them like their in their 20s they would respond better idk how it works what the fuck are babies

[green schooner]

If you remove hate in your sentence it would be more accurate for pedos

[prisma quiver]

Cast timeskip

[pastel quartz]

Goblins like gold Americans like their black gold

[open laurel]

😟

[minor cypress]

talk to children like drunk 20 year olds

[river zealot]

i dont like small kids theyre stupid

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850377281024950302/1037246373688520734/ezgif.com-gif-maker_3-1.gif

[tidal trellis]

my nose is so stuffy bro I can't

[pastel quartz]

I wonder if cyborg Washington ruled the US would he increase drone strikes or not

[green schooner]

That’s Obama

[pastel quartz]

Who's obama

[river zealot]

@pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

Isn't that just a meme

[tidal trellis]

no idea what got into my god damn nose for me to be having this sneezing fit

[pastel quartz]

I think you're autistic

[river zealot]

wait i need to find a specific meme

[fallow trellis]

obama balls

[pastel quartz]

I already do that, they just stare at me and make random noises and hand thingies when I say something

[minor cypress]

Pinch both sides of the middle of your nose where it gets flexible together and blow hard

[tidal trellis]

don't think thats a good idea

[fallow trellis]

damn mfs doing gang signs on you, what u raising crips or blood?

[tidal trellis]

I probably need my nasal spray

[fallow trellis]

do u have sinus?

[pastel quartz]

You should just inhale vaseline or something

[fresh rose]

I think your kids are acoustic

[pastel quartz]

doin that thing where they shove their fingers in their mouths and make random noises

[prisma quiver]

sirius

i know that dude

[pastel quartz]

Or cocaine whichever you have better access to

[minor cypress]

Idk i got a deviated septum and the pinch trick helps me when i get stopped up

[river zealot]

yeah i cant

[prisma quiver]

I saw him in the roman empire a while ago

[tidal trellis]

the 1 guy

[fallow trellis]

irrelevant just keep doing it they will catch on eventually, its like a one way conversation with a 20-40 year old

[minor cypress]

I crave the power of having both nostrils being fully functional

[fallow trellis]

but no swearing

[river zealot]

[tidal trellis]

I think I do to??? not sure

[prisma quiver]

French

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-of-clans-clash-gi-fs-nope-no-skeleton-gif-4174461

[minor cypress]

Mouth taping?

[narrow sorrel]

bro got no zizz

anyone call the cops?

[pastel quartz]

I should just explain how tanks work to them then?

[prisma quiver]

You goofy

Whats next?

[tidal trellis]

I know

[fallow trellis]

yeah

[prisma quiver]

You ziptie yo hands together?

[tidal trellis]

you should talk to them about a certain short man

you should know him very well

[fallow trellis]

depends they like tanks?

real dick move to talk about tanks to someone who doesnt wanna hear it

[pastel quartz]

they dont know what they like, they just freshly spawned

[narrow sorrel]

change the subject to propane tanks

[open laurel]

Yoo I’ve heard of this mask that makes it harder to breathe to simulate higher altitude if u use it often when jogging like with it off it’s supposed to make running so much easier

[prisma quiver]

Big car with cool gun and armor, vroom

I saw 2 t-14s on point in arma reforger yesterday

[pastel quartz]

Idk man, I just play war thunder

[prisma quiver]

It was kinda scawy.... :3

[tidal trellis]

die

[fallow trellis]

why

[narrow sorrel]

https://youtu.be/1BqQn5vAcio?si=9cFCnzsfLkLFLsnY

[prisma quiver]

If skin could talk it would insult you

[green schooner]

Die

[green schooner]

Don’t you like have a family now

[pastel quartz]

yes

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-punch-punch-gif-12518158687267002600

Crazy

[narrow sorrel]

imagine finding out your mother plays warthunder

[pastel quartz]

I aint playing rn but, the knowledge is still there

[fallow trellis]

when your siblings have kids it becomes less unnerving

[tidal trellis]

wart hunder

[storm stream]

do you even know?

[green schooner]

And talks with retards in brain fart

[minor cypress]

Damn i cant wait for the new generation of grandpas playing runescape

[pastel quartz]

yes, tractor with turret and gun

[river zealot]

just play war thunder in front of them or some shit

[fresh rose]

War criminals in training

[fallow trellis]

ah yes pass down the generational mental illness

[tidal trellis]

you need better insults

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

I aint doing that

[prisma quiver]

Yo feet r small

[fallow trellis]

ohhhh

fuck

show em

[pastel quartz]

what if they start playing war thunder too, because they see me playing it

[fallow trellis]

show em to prove him wrong

do it

[prisma quiver]

[river zealot]

i always thought

[narrow sorrel]

play star conflict

[river zealot]

that when i got kids

i would probably give them my steam account

[fresh rose]

When they become toddlers just start teaching them

[river zealot]

or like tarkov account

[open laurel]

Is it weird I’ve had a woman tell me I have nice feet?

[storm stream]

how much tech tree progress do you have

[fresh rose]

Like that 1 dude who had his toddler play 4 games at the same time cause toddlers have a high capability to learn

[river zealot]

let them inherit your war thunder account

[fallow trellis]

are ur future children poor or something? stop giving them handouts smh

[minor cypress]

"Dad, what is nekopara? This looks cute"

[narrow sorrel]

That one is child abuse

[river zealot]

[fallow trellis]

damm thats crazy prove it

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/sinister-dark-maga-dark-maga-trump-gif-25180038

[fallow trellis]

show it

[pastel quartz]

I was warned, anything I do that can be observed by them will imprint on them

[river zealot]

AHHAHAHA

[open laurel]

mr rump

[narrow sorrel]

feet or it never habbened

[river zealot]

[green schooner]

@open laurel so you want to go to dennys by some chance with some syrup

?

[tidal trellis]

you are very challenged, least in the insulting department

[open laurel]

Yes🙏

[narrow sorrel]

dont they have syrup at the dennys?

[prisma quiver]

U have small feet

Show em go prove me wrong

[green schooner]

yes

[fallow trellis]

damn you should make them watch breaking bad they might learn a thing or two about chemistry

[pastel quartz]

french tree

[narrow sorrel]

why do you need to bring their own?

[fallow trellis]

or like how to make a pipebomb

[green schooner]

Napoleon sucks btw military wise

[tidal trellis]

I aint showing shit

[river zealot]

get the kids to play war thunder for you

[prisma quiver]

gchcc bc fxx gc h

[fallow trellis]

what else does he suck he was french wasnt he

[narrow sorrel]

just embrace the armored car doctrine

[storm stream]

ground up to 11.7?

[fallow trellis]

my buddy introduced his gf to warframe so she would pilot his acc

[pastel quartz]

still stuck in ww2 era

[fallow trellis]

woman made 600 plat everyday

what the fuck

[narrow sorrel]

...why

[pastel quartz]

I originally grinded the russian ground tree

[eager igloo]

Most fun I had was 4.7 british

[narrow sorrel]

just make your own account kek

[fallow trellis]

she did

[eager igloo]

Churchill VII my beloved

[fallow trellis]

she played on her acc and piloted his acc

ive never seen addiction that bad

[river zealot]

is that a lot?

[narrow sorrel]

idk I only played when plat was cash only lmao

[fallow trellis]

in todays warframe market its alot per day

[minor cypress]

get child, teach them to farm EVE for me every day

[narrow sorrel]

That's a lot back then too

[green schooner]

I just wanted stella to be mad

[pastel quartz]

only because the coalition at the time, napoleons lightning warfare depended on the element of suprise

[fallow trellis]

cheapest thing you can sell is around 2 plat tops

[green schooner]

There we go

Thanks

[river zealot]

there go tell your kids about napeoleon

[fallow trellis]

is stella french?

[green schooner]

😗

[green schooner]

Yes

[fresh rose]

GENERATIONAL WEALTH

[pastel quartz]

unfortunately, yes

[storm stream]

Concept 3,, Avenger, Firefly

[fallow trellis]

thats a good enough insult

[narrow sorrel]

cant you already afk mine?

[fallow trellis]

french

[pastel quartz]

okay

[green schooner]

My bf wanted to explore the French catacombs and he told me not to say anything cause they are communist

[eager igloo]

Yesss

[narrow sorrel]

in paris?

[pastel quartz]

bro

do not visit paris

[green schooner]

Yea

[fallow trellis]

is the catacombs dangerous?

[green schooner]

He wants to go to the catacombs

[green schooner]

You can get lost fast

[pastel quartz]

paris itself

is dangerous

[fallow trellis]

oh ok i tot there were french people in there that would have been scary

[green schooner]

There is

They are communist

[fallow trellis]

dont visit

[green schooner]

Which makes it worse

[pastel quartz]

paris has a lot of french poeple

[lunar brook]

Bro wants to clear the dungeon

[pastel quartz]

above ground

everywhere

[green schooner]

Me and him playing fear and hunger

Irl

[fallow trellis]

oh fuck theyre above ground now

[river zealot]

man i hate those

[lunar brook]

Thats why hes going underground

[fallow trellis]

when did this happen

[green schooner]

He’s polish

[river zealot]

dont you live in paris

[pastel quartz]

yes, thats why I'm warning them

[fallow trellis]

wait a minute this isnt some scam so you can get more paris is it?

[lunar brook]

stella is the final boss of the catacombs

[open laurel]

Why not

[lunar brook]

She gonna eat you

[pastel quartz]

I'm warning you to completely avoid paris

do not visit it

[narrow sorrel]

I'm so sorry you live in Paris

[fallow trellis]

yeah she has two extra phases one for each kid

[pastel quartz]

if you hate french poeple, and its the capital of france

[lunar brook]

Reverse psychology worked, im on my way right now

Approaching your exact coordinates

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 actually lives in the suburbs outside of paris

[fallow trellis]

they should make a game about french people

[pastel quartz]

yeah, I live in the outskirts outside paris, in a big house

[lunar brook]

fear & hunger

[pastel quartz]

(just like napoleon btw)

[narrow sorrel]

and not "the cité"?

[fallow trellis]

shes literally him

[ruby minnow]

also just like the people that napoelon overthrew to become a tyrant

[open laurel]

Can I have it

[lunar brook]

Sounds like trans rights slogan

[river zealot]

tue-toi

[pastel quartz]

I'd never live in the main city

[fallow trellis]

i retract my statement

[river zealot]

i wonder if it translated right

[lunar brook]

Napoletwo

[fallow trellis]

eon

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/scratching-my-nuts-gif-16799734835953594490

[pastel quartz]

J'y pense, un jour, mais pas maintenant

[narrow lotus]

[fallow trellis]

penis?

[lunar brook]

le griddy

[narrow lotus]

J'y wtf

[dreamy flax]

:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

I'll think about it one day, but not now

[narrow sorrel]

la danse macabre

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

réaction tout à fait compréhensible

[fallow trellis]

penis tour my maintenance

[dreamy flax]

:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

completely understandable reaction

[toxic sundial]

Think about these nuts

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/will-in-betweeners-french-baguette-eating-gif-12170858

[fallow trellis]

gottem

nice one

[pastel quartz]

I am, thinking of someone elses nuts though

[tidal trellis]

stop

[fallow trellis]

do french people bully other french people for being french?

[narrow sorrel]

10 years of french class (lmao, idiot) and all I know is dégeuelasse and not being able to pronounce "squirrel"

[toxic sundial]

Yo chat this dude got balls on his mind

[fallow trellis]

ball thinker

[narrow sorrel]

no but you can bully Synthussy for being estonian in belgium

[fallow trellis]

waht the fuck is an Estonian

a rock?

same sex loving frogs

[pastel quartz]

its completely normal to think of your husbands balls(I think)

[narrow sorrel]

an onion and beet slop eating Hungarian, according to some Indonesian guy

[open laurel]

I wanna be a frog

[fallow trellis]

too late its 2024

[river zealot]

wait till you discover youre in france

[river zealot]

fellow mee enjoyer i see

[fallow trellis]

how can u "think" that when all u have in ur head is balls, checkmate atheist

[pastel quartz]

bro is cooked

(literally)

[open laurel]

Mee is ok

[river zealot]

you killed chat

good job woman

[pastel quartz]

it aint my fault

[river zealot]

lies lies

[pastel quartz]

same thing as speaking quebec french anywhere in france

[fallow trellis]

theres more than one type of french?

[pastel quartz]

short explanation? yes

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/theres-more-gif-23888098

[narrow sorrel]

does speaking alsatian count

[narrow sorrel]

or whatever celtic dialect is in ||Brittany||

[fallow trellis]

i need to lie down

[visual stirrup]

God has abandoned us

[pastel quartz]

dude

[minor cypress]

Ask a frenchie how they feel about cajuns some day

[fallow trellis]

wait a minute quebec isnt in europe

[river zealot]

no shit sherlock

[pastel quartz]

its in canada

[fallow trellis]

waht

[narrow sorrel]

(un)fortunately

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[fallow trellis]

so are u saying there are french people outside of france?

[pastel quartz]

unfortunately, yes

[visual stirrup]

They have breached containment

Emergency Class: Napoleon

[fallow trellis]

are there french people in australia?

[pastel quartz]

Thank god my husband isnt from quebec, but still from canada

he still speaks french

[fallow trellis]

hes canadian that speaks french?

dont they speak english

[narrow sorrel]

is your husband even a native francophone?

[narrow sorrel]

dont tell that to people in quebec

[fallow trellis]

hes got a point

phones and people are different

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/andy-samberg-im-an-adult-lonely-island-adult-gif-11413561

[fallow trellis]

weed and strippers

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/lonely-island-andy-samberg-this-aintmy-dad-cellphone-smash-gif-3508201

[fallow trellis]

also gambling

lots of gambling

[pastel quartz]

he's from toronto but still speaks french, he isnt from quebec, and I'm greatful for that

[fallow trellis]

why would canada let their people do that

[pastel quartz]

yeah, I know what you're gonna say

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/5ilcY7Uc9vE?si=rCso_yWvFV-SMLDd

[narrow sorrel]

Canada tried very hard to prevent jt

[minor cypress]

Is this understandable to the canadian French peeps

[fallow trellis]

i believe that canada was never one for seeing their policies thru

politics

[pastel quartz]

what is this bro

what the hell is this

[fallow trellis]

i love cajun i put that stuff on whatever im cooking

[stone blade]

Ngl

[fallow trellis]

dryrub cajun is my favorite on a nice thick cut of ribeye

[stone blade]

Unless you are deaf you have ABSOLUTELY ZERO reasoncto have the flash for your notifications

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna ask my husband, when he gets home that is, already the afternoon yet still not at home

making me more and more suspicious

[fallow trellis]

so like ur husband is from canada speaks french and lives with u in paris

[minor cypress]

Ah. Its cajun french. I can't understand the french outside of some words, but can understand the accent in english

[narrow sorrel]

The result of Brits expelling the French people from a colony to a swamp.

[pastel quartz]

yes, thats the short story yes

[fallow trellis]

return to sender, good job 🫡

[minor cypress]

Plus spanish

[narrow sorrel]

who also live in the swamp

[pastel quartz]

french shrek

apperently

[fallow trellis]

its just called shrek

[pastel quartz]

it was his choice

he knew it was paris yet still lived with me

then again, in the outskirts of the main city, but you get it

[pastel quartz]

and yeah, it technically is, its a region in france

[open laurel]

[narrow sorrel]

but will you get booli'd for it?

[pastel quartz]

no

[narrow sorrel]

Iunno I've only been to M*selle and paris

and alsatians are drama queens

[pastel quartz]

you've been to Marseille? I'm sorry for your loss

[narrow sorrel]

worse

moselle

[fallow trellis]

the clostest ive been to france was when i went to neatherlands...for neatherlands stuff

[pastel quartz]

🤢

[narrow sorrel]

I did not get to visit Bitche for lols

[fallow trellis]

is that a real palce

why would france do this

whos running that shit tf

[pastel quartz]

idk, to spit at the brits or something

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/OzEh9-84gAg?si=cNstzTXRzR56mPSS

This is a better example of a dude just speaking

[narrow sorrel]

Fucking, Austria

[pastel quartz]

thats in a whole new category

[river zealot]

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[pastel quartz]

what the fuck is bayou creole

[narrow sorrel]

swamp uh... language

[minor cypress]

Just think really drunk frenchman meets a coonass and a spanish dude.

[narrow sorrel]

see:creoles (e.g. haitian creole)

[minor cypress]

Like drunk cursive french. Oh yeah, and hatians.

[storm stream]

drunk french criminals and their prostitute wifes

[minor cypress]

Sharpy gets it

[narrow sorrel]

Have you ever heard of medieval mediterranean lingua franca?

[pastel quartz]

yeah I dont want to get into that

anyway, its time to feed the goddamn creepy ass twins I spawned, bye brainfard

[narrow sorrel]

IT WAS TWINS

NEVERMIND 3SPOOKY5ME

[pastel quartz]

yeah, they look alike

staring at me both at the same time

[narrow sorrel]

IT'S THE SHINING ALL OVER AGAIN

[pastel quartz]

they're like clones

[narrow sorrel]

...I think they might literally be clones

[minor cypress]

Nah, its a good time. Good food, booze, tiddies and beads. Just dont miss church or mawmaw will beat your ass

[pastel quartz]

they dont cry, they just look at me from their cribs, paired with the silence, its creepy

[narrow sorrel]

...catholic or american protestant

[minor cypress]

raised protestant but personally atheist lol

[solar coral]

Hello

I am satanist >:3

[narrow sorrel]

Protestant cajun?

[minor cypress]

[minor cypress]

Never said i was cajun lol, just grew up around em. Good peeps

[pastel quartz]

metal gear solid:twin snakes