#🎪bruh-fart

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slender rock
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close enough it's South Sac

quartz ridge
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im in the mack road area

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but i think

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i know which oen you are talking about

glad carbon
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nahhh

slender rock
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yeah

quartz ridge
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is it by the ermm highway

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or the other one

slender rock
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2nd one

quartz ridge
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alr

slender rock
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although getting there on bike is gonna be a bitch

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taking Franklin because on bike I can go through the neighbourhood to the stop and ride to CRC

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then that's like 3 miles cut there

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they estimate 33mins

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from here to there

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i'm adding 25 mins because fixie and fatass

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well it's a freewheel not fixie

quartz ridge
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is it on stockton blvd??

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that one right

slender rock
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yes

quartz ridge
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nicee

slender rock
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hows that area tho

quartz ridge
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its a really good area

slender rock
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I never really stayed to see

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ah

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less chance of my bike being swiped

quartz ridge
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i go to the home depot next to it

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its a bit farther than the other one i go to which is on florin since last time i went nothing was locked up

slender rock
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nice

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beats sitting around

quartz ridge
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true

slender rock
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I wish fry's was still around

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eventhough they kinda meh

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but it had everything tbh

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I hope they don't get mad I mentioned that as a kinda dream job thing i guess

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👀

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heh

quartz ridge
slender rock
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yeeep

frail kettle
glad carbon
frail kettle
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vro always wise

slender rock
frail kettle
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vro's fists, right?

slender rock
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I am stupid. what is/who is vro?

deep topaz
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tole tole

glad carbon
slender rock
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aand this headache isn't fucking stopping

glad carbon
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stop drinking caffine

slender rock
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Fucking kill me

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i have

deep topaz
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eat some salt

slender rock
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about to eat tannerite

gleaming grove
frail kettle
glad carbon
gusty willow
deep topaz
glad carbon
slender rock
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perkele

gusty willow
uncut yew
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Bro, just eat a multivitamin and drink 40 litres of raw-water then nap for 20 minutes 5 times in a row 👍

slender rock
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food is helping tho

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live reaction?

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hold on

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its not as good as the chip guy

slender rock
glad carbon
broken topaz
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Life sure aint easy as a free-lance detective

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Solved a murder case, and did a side quest, just enough money to buy a rundown studio apartment, and 3 pieces of furniture

proud torrent
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@broken topaz what game dis

broken topaz
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Shadows of doubt

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Sandbox detective game

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Its neat so far, tho I've only done one case so far

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These streets aint what they used to be

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It aint safe anymore toots

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Took me forever to do the first real case after the tutorial one

glad carbon
broken topaz
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Cause i missed crucial evidence and investigated the wrong suspect for way too long

glad carbon
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did you find any murder/arsonists yet

broken topaz
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Well the first case was a murder, tho i didn't ever figure out a motive

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Seemed to have been a random killing, almost pinned it on their roommate

slender rock
broken topaz
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You got there in the end

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It turned out to be a black market doctor

slender rock
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the fuck

broken topaz
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Found him and his girlfriend based on a clue and some fingerprints

slender rock
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organ harvesting?

broken topaz
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Possibly

upper shore
broken topaz
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Or debt related

slender rock
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both?

broken topaz
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Broke into the dudes apartment while he was gone

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Found the likely murder weapon, matching prints

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His gf spotted me so i

slender rock
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Rip

broken topaz
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Beat her up

slender rock
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Damn man

broken topaz
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And picked up a wrench from the kitchen and waited for the guy to return

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Beat him over the head

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Arrested him

slender rock
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bonk

broken topaz
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That's textbook police work right there

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No ethical concerns

slender rock
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today its just shoot anyone who is..

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uhm

broken topaz
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I also stole all of their cash

slender rock
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the magic is lost nowadays 😦

broken topaz
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And the cash of the victim

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And the roommate..

toxic sundial
broken topaz
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Yea

toxic sundial
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That game goes hard

broken topaz
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First time playing

proud torrent
# broken topaz No ethical concerns

My biggest complaint when rewatching the X Files is detective Mulder just asking everyone who opens the front door "can we come in and some questions" while basically shoving past the occupant to let himself in without permission

broken topaz
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My new place

toxic sundial
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No that's fucking stupid actually I take that back

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La noir

toxic sundial
broken topaz
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My social standing was so low

toxic sundial
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I just live in the sewers like a crime solving grouch

broken topaz
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People wouldnt even tell me zheir nsme

proud torrent
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acab proving ass

broken topaz
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Nobody would talk about anything

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Its tough out here

broken topaz
proud torrent
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Local snitch enters building all doors simultaneously lock

broken topaz
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I even bought a nightstick

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So now i dont need to use a wrench

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AND FOUND AN INVENTORY UPGRADE

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in the perps safe

toxic sundial
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I'm p sure a major plot point of sod is that all the cops are bastards who won't solve crime

broken topaz
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Stole that too

broken topaz
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They suck

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They left prints all over the crime scene

toxic sundial
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My favorite moment was connecting the murders and finally going to arrest the perp and then getting killed by them because they had a gun (I knew this)

broken topaz
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They got there first

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And i had to wait for them to clear out

gleaming grove
broken topaz
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Ans even then a cop stayed around the floor

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So i has to constantly sneak around

toxic sundial
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I'm so behind

broken topaz
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Also fucking cant arrest anyone

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Even civvies just start fucking attackign you

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If you cuff someone in public

deep topaz
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bro cyberpunk got craigslist for cars now

broken topaz
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I wish shadows of doubt would let you use guns

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All the perps have guns

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Why cant i?

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A nice little colt 1911

heavy peak
upper shore
final cedar
broken topaz
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Mass RDM

gleaming grove
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Tbh

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I played Fallout RP once as a ghoul

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So I kinda go attack ppl on sight just like a ghoul does

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They banned me for RDM

broken topaz
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No fun allowed

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RP servers are so aids for their strict rules man

final cedar
deep topaz
gleaming grove
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Yes

final cedar
heavy peak
toxic sundial
final cedar
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ah yeah. totally RDM if you see a ghoul running around and don't expect attacks

broken topaz
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I once played a dayz rp server and got temp banned for not valuing my own life

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When i whipped out a gun and killed a guy holding me up

heavy peak
glad carbon
broken topaz
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Despite their being good opportunity and i had it recorded

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Man was looking away, cause a sniper hit his friend and downed him

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So in that confusion i whipped out a pistol they hadnt taken off me

glad carbon
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@broken topaz cant believe u are a failrper

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smh...

broken topaz
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And domed him

final cedar
broken topaz
heavy peak
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I just never bothered
Boy, but did they flesh out mr.hands

broken topaz
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I cant believe you'd think this of me

final cedar
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still amazed they didn't manage to make songbird annoying af

heavy peak
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ONE THING THO

They still haven't improved the core issue with their engine

final cedar
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what's that?

heavy peak
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Shit will still memory leak hard, if you play long enough without reloading a save

broken topaz
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I mean theres a reason why they're switching to unreal for future titles

final cedar
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oh yeah, that's true

heavy peak
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As long as 3rd party dev optimisation is good

final cedar
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playing cp for 2h and the ram usage was like 29gb kekw back in v1.5

heavy peak
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I don't want the repeat of unreal engine 4

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Where every game ran like ass, except for fortnite... Because only engine devs apparently knew how to optimize their own shit xD

final cedar
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UE5 seems to get praise from devs for being documented a lot better and generally easier to work with than UE4

toxic sundial
final cedar
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idk what that means tho hmm

heavy peak
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The "documented" part?

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The most critical thing when it comes to dev?

final cedar
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no, working with game engines

glad carbon
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🙄

heavy peak
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the fuck's a erp?

glad carbon
heavy peak
final cedar
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estonian rasta pharian

heavy peak
glad carbon
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degenerate filth

heavy peak
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Furries?

toxic sundial
glad carbon
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e stands for erotic

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you can guess what it means

heavy peak
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Ah

broken topaz
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Sexual talk

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Warned

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Muted for one day

heavy peak
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So thats what E stood for

deep topaz
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erotic role play

toxic sundial
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You mean I'm not allowed to break it down sexual style in the stalker rp chat?

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Admin abuse clearly

heavy peak
glad carbon
toxic sundial
final cedar
glad carbon
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for s5 here

toxic sundial
deep topaz
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quirked up white boy

glad carbon
heavy peak
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Imagine educational role play

broken topaz
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Is that where you pretend to be a teacher?

glad carbon
slender rock
final cedar
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he rolls a 16 which means he still has to answer the question of who won the battle of watergate

toxic sundial
glad carbon
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"ok newbies today i will teach you how to install UGP"

toxic sundial
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So how are you going to get that A?

broken topaz
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Im Not

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Ill take the minimum wage McDonald's job please

heavy peak
glad carbon
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the only grade im tryna get is the D

glad carbon
toxic sundial
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HDOOM but for gamma

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Comes free with every install

glad carbon
heavy peak
high meteor
glad carbon
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they call them freedomers because they give you dome for free

final cedar
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didn't john cena call himself the white n word early on?

heavy peak
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Aight
Emergency brakes

glad carbon
toxic sundial
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Have you seen that clip of Mike Tyson trying to get norm MacDonald to say the nword

toxic sundial
final cedar
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his whole personality was based around being that typical white trash but I recall reading about this being memed pretty hard at the start of his WWE career

heavy peak
final cedar
glad carbon
toxic sundial
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It's actually really funny

heavy peak
toxic sundial
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Look it up if you can

final cedar
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I wouldn't feel very comfy near Tyson kekw

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even if he's being joyful

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scary mf

toxic sundial
final cedar
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I love norm

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weird emote

glad carbon
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mike got hit one too many times on the head

toxic sundial
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Norm was a gem

final cedar
glad carbon
final cedar
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thinking about it sugar ray got some nasty blows yet he's in pretty great shape for a 67 year old

final cedar
pastel quartz
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Reading an article about kingdom come 2, and damn warhorse games are even more based than i thought

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glad carbon
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final cedar
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wait... THAT'S A 7.62?!

keen jetty
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good lord

glad carbon
upper shore
toxic sundial
keen jetty
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tiktok phonk... sadge

zealous remnant
lunar brook
upper shore
heavy peak
gleaming grove
fading shuttle
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smh, people stealing the og edit and adding worse music

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shameful

ruby minnow
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this is a very weird alternative timeline

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fading shuttle
ruby minnow
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i wanna play the warren

fading shuttle
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No

hazy finch
# ruby minnow this is a very weird alternative timeline

dude i got so pissed off at this mod the other day was playing new vegas did all the shit i could do and waiting until i could start the platimum chip shit then the NCR broke into like 5 different countries then the mojave territories declared war on me and i got my shit kicked in since i only had about 5 robot divisions

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made a fuckton of money from that new reno tourism shit though

ruby minnow
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i think there are nations that should be only played with cheats

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new vegas one of them

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or maxsons expedition

hazy finch
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i like turning on the joke factions in the settings as well

ruby minnow
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or else you just get taken by a bigger nation

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NCR is really incompetent

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just like in the games

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they nearly got taken over by guardians

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i had to save them

hazy finch
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this shit fucking sucks man idk what im gonna do current plan right now i guess is just hold out and train more units until i can do a counter offensive

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ruby minnow
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game still doesn't accept that i won

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hazy finch
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oh fuck yes benny succesfully infiltrated bunker hill i just got 10 divisions of heavy robots

deep topaz
visual stirrup
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This would be better

pale ingot
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i had a dream you typed the hard r in chat and got ultra racist then got banned @visual stirrup

visual stirrup
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That sounds like me

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Must have been an alternate reality

pale ingot
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probably

olive aurora
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gotta put it in here or josta will shit his pants (and mine)

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same vibes tho

tropic carbon
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Oh yea that's a good video xd

fading shuttle
solar obsidian
fading shuttle
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ah yeah gotta ping benzin aswell

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@placid sail

hazy finch
fading shuttle
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
river zealot
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And then i read the name fully

river zealot
green schooner
inland jackal
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I wonder if 18yo european in america can drink alcohol

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Or america is that strict

green schooner
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21

deep topaz
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hey they got that guy in the game

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forget his name

inland jackal
river zealot
fading shuttle
# river zealot Im a master stroker

it still cracks me up that the term used in game is master stroke, that sounds like the final ability you unlock when you max out the handjob skill tree

green schooner
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or supervised

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easy loop hole

deep topaz
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kojima

inland jackal
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Kojima

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Whos kojima?

deep topaz
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i did a double take when i saw him

eager igloo
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Hello everynyan

fading shuttle
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kojima is second maybe even third place

eager igloo
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Arguable

inland jackal
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@eager igloo

eager igloo
inland jackal
stone blade
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normal response

river zealot
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Ah dota

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How many times have somebody told you secrets about your mother already

lunar brook
inland jackal
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I saw all that

fading shuttle
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falcos daily mental state mapped out

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inland jackal
eager igloo
river zealot
river zealot
inland jackal
inland jackal
dusty lava
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dusty lava
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@inland jackal ahuel?

inland jackal
dusty lava
real tinsel
dusty lava
real tinsel
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aren't they against technology unless it's about saving caesar's ass

toxic sundial
stone blade
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@narrow lotus

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narrow lotus
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OPA CHAMPION BREAKFEAST

stone blade
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Yep

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only 7 leva

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im bankrupt

dreamy flaxBOT
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7 BGN (Bulgarian Lev) :flag_bg: is equal to 419.412507 RSD (Serbian Dinar) :flag_rs:

inland jackal
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Why

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You can go much cheaper

upper shore
stone blade
crimson flame
inland jackal
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Taylor swift had her moment

stone blade
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treba da edgevash i lookxmaxxash

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@narrow lotus >go outside

tree cutting and chainsaws

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Jebem vi maiku

fading shuttle
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the legion is more about proving yourself so you can use technology

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low ranking dudes arent allowed

pale ingot
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im in that situation rn mang

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wtf are those dudes cutting i hear it like a billion blocks away

lunar brook
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Hes fucking dead

pale ingot
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the treenis is getting snipped

pastel quartz
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Learning alien language

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pale ingot
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cocainum formula

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reveal it to us

stone blade
lunar brook
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Ivan why are you cheater

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Don’t cheat its gae

stone blade
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because I am

lunar brook
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I would ask who did you cheat on but its discord so it must be videogames

crimson flame
lunar brook
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bogos binted

pastel quartz
upper shore
grizzled meadow
lunar brook
tidal trellis
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Bogos binted

eager igloo
pastel quartz
eager igloo
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Nice stuff

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What method?

placid sail
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catoscopy

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visual stirrup
tidal trellis
modest oriole
stone blade
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Maleeeeee

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I forgot how dumb my colleague is

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AYYYY

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jebem ti picku u dumb rock

pastel quartz
eager igloo
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Oh that's organic chemistry

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Sounds neat

tidal trellis
pastel quartz
eager igloo
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Id assume you got some pretty strong magnets to work with that

tidal trellis
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Whar

pastel quartz
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The Mr they use in hospitals is also nuclear magnetic resonance

eager igloo
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Don't wear a buttplug near that

pastel quartz
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But they just call it magnetic resonance to not scare people

pastel quartz
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-269 degrees

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Don't know Fahrenheit

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Fuck american metric system

eager igloo
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Yeah superconducting obviously

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MRIs are typically 1.5T

placid sail
pale ingot
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shazoinkszoinks💵💵💵💵💵

tidal trellis
olive aurora
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can i post a 9/11 meme or do people piss their boots about that kinda thing

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if i gotta ask probably not think

tidal trellis
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Bruh

olive aurora
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hey better to ask than get muted

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no harm in asking

olive aurora
fresh rose
solar obsidian
olive aurora
upper shore
robust cove
tidal trellis
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🤨

pale ingot
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Aggagagagagagagagagagag spongebob me boy

inland jackal
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@tidal trellis

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I almost died again

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I think its the same dude from last time

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Car was the same

tidal trellis
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What did u do

inland jackal
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You tell me

tidal trellis
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Bruhhhh moment

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Grim reaper trying to getchu man

inland jackal
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I will be going out with a bang

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Not like getting ran over

craggy wigeon
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Smoking cigarette and eating breakfast sounds

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Good

tidal trellis
craggy wigeon
tidal trellis
craggy wigeon
tidal trellis
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Inoperable

olive aurora
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me and the monolith squad i just spawned on top of after the level transition

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craggy wigeon
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Monolith squad in question

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tidal trellis
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If there's one thing I hate more than duty, it's monolith

fading shuttle
tidal trellis
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I keep getting mono hitsquads cause I visited their home once at radar and CNPP and they've been upset with me since, idk why

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

inland jackal
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I told him jebem ti mater

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I wished him good day

narrow lotus
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Understandable

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Close the windows and the doors and increase speed

stone blade
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I never go through there

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its bliss

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ofc I see gypsies in center

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unfortunately

pale ingot
olive aurora
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damn gypsies they ruined egypt

pale ingot
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I wanna play a zombified stalker save on gamma where i dont live in the homeless shelter (otherwise known as the palace of culture)

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just to see if it's possible

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the south would be easier to live in but also errthang is hostile

lapis zinc
pale ingot
lapis zinc
pale ingot
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like the little warehouse

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ykwim

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its an unisg spawn too iirc

lapis zinc
pale ingot
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yeah ig its decided

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im gonna do my 3rd zombified stalker save like that

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roaming in the south and basing in darkscape. it's not gonna go well LOL

modest oriole
placid sail
naive bison
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gotta run red lights and dodge the horse carriages

lone cedar
crimson flame
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new species of snail spotted

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naive bison
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tarkov got another DLC omegakekw

naive bison
naive bison
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short barrel + muzzle device?

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this thing is literally called a concussion reduction device

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storm stream
eager igloo
tidal trellis
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But radioactive elements are nice though :(

eager igloo
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Lovely sour taste

craggy wigeon
tidal trellis
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One time u and me agree

pale ingot
solar obsidian
tidal trellis
pale ingot
tulip ravine
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Hello all

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Just got home from birthday party

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Fucked me bad

storm stream
tidal trellis
fading shuttle
lusty sonnet
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@solar obsidian peepohi

remote vine
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good day gamers

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I feel like shit

tidal trellis
placid sail
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you wouldn't get it

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busy went to the office and has been exposed to every ac in existence in the process

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pray for my health, for I already feel the onset of pneumonia

tidal trellis
fading shuttle
tidal trellis
placid sail
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do not offend my culture (dying)

eager igloo
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Cold preserves the flesh

placid sail
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if you're a land whale then yes, I suppose

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but I'm a stick entity and all those ac rob me of the warmth

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it's only +16 why do you need ac working

eager igloo
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AC set to 12C
"Good, now we work"

placid sail
#

jesus christ

tidal trellis
#

Stick entity

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Bro is a skeleton

fading shuttle
eager igloo
#

Also that's the last time I let you call me that

placid sail
#

my bones are sexy

fading shuttle
#

benzin face reveal

eager igloo
#

I didn't immidiately answer your question, my apologies

placid sail
eager igloo
#

I will make sure to do worse next time

eager igloo
placid sail
#

elephant menace

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big and remembers everything

eager igloo
#

Unbelievable

placid sail
#

I am playing with fire here

#

because elephants do not forget and do not forgive

tidal trellis
#

Menace hates me already lol

eager igloo
#

Check your mailbox carefully next time

tidal trellis
remote vine
prisma quiver
tidal trellis
prisma quiver
#

Nah he's not even Teen X

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Fuck him

placid sail
#

chubby polish cheeks - 0, russian scarecrow - 1

eager igloo
olive aurora
#

ill hook a man up

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least homoerotic gun video

heavy peak
#

that short "wee"

pale ingot
#

wee.AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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its 5.51 euro or so right now, might be worth picking up for multiplayer. thats about it

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proud torrent
heavy peak
#

Alright

proud torrent
#

"These edibles aint shit"

heavy peak
#

Nightmare difficulty playthrough

pale ingot
olive aurora
heavy peak
#

Y

pale ingot
#

i switched fromh ard mode to nightmare on the new game plus because i cba to start a new game

heavy peak
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I started ng+

pale ingot
#

nightmare mode is fun if you havent played it btw

heavy peak
#

I still wish you could start ng+ from the very beginning

austere shadow
lost tartan
austere shadow
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So they don't bother people for too long when there's an emergency

lyric horizon
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sex

fresh rose
river zealot
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Fuck

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My teeth hurt for no reason

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It stopped

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And now it hurts again

proud torrent
#

when that happened to me it was a cracked wisdom tooth and laying down caused more blood pressure in my head making it hurt

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had em all removed when getting that dealt with

river zealot
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I was sitting when it happened

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And before i was walking for like 20 minutes

green schooner
proud torrent
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hope this helps

river zealot
quartz saffron
grizzled meadow
green schooner
lyric horizon
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i didnt say it was gaey

grizzled meadow
#

My dream: the server with no "gay" rule

green schooner
grizzled meadow
green schooner
grizzled meadow
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Different word

green schooner
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Yeah

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You right

livid pond
solar coral
glad carbon
glad carbon
fading shuttle
broken topaz
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Man how long does it take for new murders to pop up in this game

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I am just doing sidequests

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Chilling with the homeless outside some dude's shop

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Gonna arrest him as soon as he opens the shop

pastel quartz
#

its super funny

broken topaz
#

what the fuck

pastel quartz
#

like imagine every time you leave the bathroom the lights turn back on

broken topaz
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I would kill you

pastel quartz
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and they just keep turning on and you dont know why

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I just in general like to antagonize random citizens in (mostly) harmless ways

remote vine
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Hell yeah I love modding new vegas

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broken topaz
#

Warn worthy offense

fading shuttle
pastel quartz
#

I will never understand getting to that level of gooning

pastel quartz
remote vine
pale ingot
#

2 combat levels to go

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broken topaz
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One of the mandarin announcements in this game

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is definitely just a cola advertisement

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based on my limited understanding of mandarin

slender rock
slender rock
heavy peak
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Damn
Nightmare diff sure slaps the shit out of me in combat KekSkew

pale ingot
#

use boosters and throwables. and weapon mods.

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and buy shit from craftmasters. i was dirt poor on everything other than cash until i went to craftmaster npcs

heavy peak
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Man, its like i didn't play the game for the past 200 hours keksweat

pale ingot
#

shut up.. im better..

#

simply..

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im COOLER..

heavy peak
#

Nah
Booster did get nerfed again
Good thing i stockpilled a fuck ton of military medkits, for emergency

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The defensive shock tool thing, that you can buy from ingame store.... Is a bit a of a cheat KEK

low atlas
heavy peak
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Immobilizes enemies if they get hit with electricity, and it passes on to others in aoe

low atlas
#

how is it so far?

eager igloo
heavy peak
#

2 million shilling and nothing to spend on

pale ingot
#

thankfully

ruby minnow
#

man

heavy peak
#

P!magik 465952437640101890

ruby minnow
#

public transportation sucks without your headphones blasting heavy metal in your ears

pale ingot
#

weapon repairs costing me more than craftmasters

foggy mantleBOT
heavy peak
ruby minnow
glad carbon
eager igloo
#

Unfortunately it's rare to see games where money is actually well handled in the endgame

ruby minnow
#

wait a minute

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BSG made SPT

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a paid thing in the official game

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hahahaha

glad carbon
#

yeah after banning people for talking about it

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because they were working on it during that time

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LOL

eager igloo
#

One more reason to not engage with tarkov

ruby minnow
#

MORE POCKET SPACE???????

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

#

man they really need money don't they

pastel quartz
modest oriole
pale ingot
slender rock
lyric horizon
#

big iron on his hiiiip

glad carbon
frank jetty
#

Tinder dating is getting weird. Took me a second to realize this was an ad.

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slender rock
#

🤖

lyric horizon
broken topaz
low atlas
#

show the crib

broken topaz
#

It aint much

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Small office space

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kitchenette

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bed

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bathroom

low atlas
#

better than the average new yorkian

broken topaz
#

just added one rug

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and it livened the place right up

#

much better

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glad carbon
#

lure a cop in there and solve his murder

broken topaz
#

I also added a mod

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so i have to pay rent periodically

green schooner
#

Make a mod where you have to pay taxes

glad carbon
#

mod where you have to eat and sleep and

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pay taxes

broken topaz
#

You already have to eat and sleep

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and shower

#

OH BOY NEW MURDER

#

FINALLY

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uh i mean

#

damn

#

these streets aint safe anyore

pale ingot
#

the only thing ive ever seen about that game is youtubers just shitting around and commiting crimes instead of following the objectives, is it any fun

broken topaz
#

it is

#

but you also kind of have to commit crimes to solve crime

#

since you arent really police

pastel quartz
broken topaz
#

you are an independent private detective

#

I just always break into a suspects apartment without cause if i am 60% sure they are guilty

#

beat em over the head with a nightstick

#

and collect the rest of the evidence

pale ingot
glad carbon
river zealot
#

ban worthable offense

remote vine
dreamy flaxBOT
#

usagi1030, your new nickname is Poiu

slender rock
#

💀

#

Don't

#

fucking ugh christ

proud torrent
pastel quartz
slender rock
#

I mean

#

it's not too far off but

pastel quartz
slender rock
#

I feel there's some...

pastel quartz
#

branches regrow anyways

proud torrent
#

I got into a murder victims house from a ceiling air vent and after a struggle climbing on their kitchen appliances to jump back in to the vent while the coca cola cops busted the door down

pastel quartz
#

go go gadget tresspassing

proud torrent
#

got away scott free

slender rock
#

fuck it idk

prisma quiver
broken topaz
#

Got almost caught on my current murder case

pastel quartz
#

you never even heard these words before i guarentee

pale ingot
pastel quartz
#

foresking blocks branch

#

no foreskin branch not blocked

#

grow

#

foresking come back

#

branch already grew

#

repeat

slender rock
pastel quartz
#

what in the

slender rock
#

why are we talking about foreskins now

remote vine
pastel quartz
#

Im downloading a modlist rn actually

#

but im not sure thats a good addition

remote vine
#

download that one too

#

for the funni

pastel quartz
#

i think you should download some therapy

slender rock
#

only if it was that easy

pastel quartz
#

me n chatgpt

pale ingot
slender rock
#

can't relate Chadge

pastel quartz
#

you aint built like me son

pale ingot
#

foreskin status:intact

slender rock
#

branches only if you're laying root, we're on a monk speedrun

#

or wizard rather

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
#

Hello I return what insanity have I missed

slender rock
tidal trellis
#

Have all of u killed each other yet

slender rock
#

not yet

#

too tired to do so man

tidal trellis
#

Oh

slender rock
pastel quartz
#

the udoti omhlophe clan

slender rock
# pastel quartz oh cool whats their name

that one I pulled from the net, that's some ceromony I don't know which but apparently to the site that's from it's Mescalero Tribe, there's a mix on my ancestry on my dads side.

pastel quartz
#

oh

slender rock
#

my aunt is an elder for one of the tribes here in california, but I am not in touch with her

pastel quartz
#

does she grow that good tribal zaza

slender rock
#

Not sure

pale ingot
pastel quartz
slender rock
prisma quiver
slender rock
#

^

pale ingot
#

greatest was not it

slender rock
#

wtf

#

alright goats

#

it's always fucking goats isn't it

#

I swear if it's the grooviest

#

I am...

#

idk something

pale ingot
#

it all returns to goats

pastel quartz
#

better be groovy

#

swaztastic

pale ingot
#

gimme 1 sec i gotta spend like multiple ingame days to refresh the quest

slender rock
pastel quartz
prisma quiver
pastel quartz
tidal trellis
#

And then burn it's corpse

pale ingot
#

i never expected him to say fucking

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prisma quiver
#

This is what you get for playing videogames

pale ingot
pastel quartz
slender rock
pastel quartz
slender rock
#

it's fallout

pale ingot
#

new fortnite dlc

pastel quartz
#

huh

#

i thought that was dayz or smthn

pale ingot
#

its dying light 2 shitass

storm stream
pastel quartz
pale ingot
#

poop ur pants pls

pastel quartz
#

trees dont wear pants

pale ingot
#

poop your fungus

pastel quartz
#

rude

river robin
#

also, the shit people do for money

pale ingot
river robin
#

if anyone ever asks why I dont want kids, im showing them that video

tidal trellis
#

Haven't watched the vid but yeah neither am I

#

It ends with me

pale ingot
#

nahh i gotta have kids

#

(i will never have a significant other im too retarded to get a bitch)

tidal trellis
pale ingot
#

ok i think im gonna

#

update gamma and play...

tidal trellis
pale ingot
#

i am masochistic in a way no regular person can understand

tidal trellis
#

(even though I also played it last night so I'm not one to talk lol)

#

Also

#

Why does deserted hospital have doors that can't be used but npcs can use fine

#

Wtf is that

pale ingot
#

youre a cripple and cant open doors after getting shot in the arm 50 billion times

pastel quartz
#

holy piss

#

p!piss

foggy mantleBOT
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tidal trellis
#

Oh yeah and AI is really allergic to aggressive play lmao I learned

pale ingot
tidal trellis
#

They get fucked up

#

If you camp it's apparently more bad for you

pale ingot
tidal trellis
#

(i.e grenade spam and flanks if I recall right)

pale ingot
#

how are you gonna play aggressively when they have godaim

tidal trellis
#

Idkk figure it out, I rush sinners head on whilst being shot at and it worked for me

#

Whilst rogue had his thumb up his ass

#

He legitimately did nothing except kill the last guy I couldn't reach

pale ingot
#

i love companions

#

anyway

#

i have one thing i really wanna check

tidal trellis
#

Yeah?

pale ingot
#

in jupiter underground zombies spawn right

#

like zombified stalkers

tidal trellis
#

Uhhhh

pale ingot
#

i swear ive seen a group in gamma

tidal trellis
#

I don't remember zombies but more

#

Snorks

pale ingot
#

no

#

the zombified stalkers. the ones that have guns and shit

tidal trellis
#

Yeah I know but I didn't see them last time I went

#

I saw snorks and rats only

pale ingot
#

i saw them in SOME underground area

#

i know that much

#

so if im a zombified stalker i wonder if ill get shot at by them

#

most likely yes

#

but im curious

tidal trellis
#

Probably

craggy wigeon
tidal trellis
#

U could try spawning some in to test too if u have debug menu enabled

pale ingot
#

oh true ill boot up debug menu and check it out on a new save

glad carbon
#

@storm stream

pale ingot
#

ctually i have a save already

tidal trellis
#

Theoretically speaking they shouldn't shoot at u as other zombified stalkers don't shoot at each other

pale ingot
#

thats the idea

#

but also theyre mutants

#

as in classified as

tidal trellis
#

But idk if it applies to you though yeah

#

Cause they aren't a real faction right as npcs

pale ingot
#

pretty much

#

plus grok doesnt care much about zombified stalkers lmao its an easter egg faction with the player recommendation being "for masochists"

tidal trellis
#

Yeah

storm stream
pale ingot
#

and its also buggy as shit if you try to disguise as a zombified stalker it perma changes your faction

tidal trellis
#

You probably will be shot

tidal trellis
pale ingot
#

yeah lmao

broken topaz
#

Another murder clearly solved

pale ingot
#

so zombified stalkers are fucking hardcore

broken topaz
#

cut and dry case

pale ingot
#

bro just be corrupt and start falsely accusing innocent civvies on the lightest charges @broken topaz

glad carbon
broken topaz
#

kind of

tidal trellis
#

Hi cori

broken topaz
#

i suspect them, accuse them

storm stream
broken topaz
#

beat them unconscious

#

take their fingerprints

broken topaz
tidal trellis
#

Yes hi

#

Scary creature

glad carbon
pale ingot
eager igloo
broken topaz
#

I would never

storm stream
#

hbu?

pale ingot
glad carbon