#πͺbruh-fart
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bro..

me and my favorite server member
(gone)
!delight
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(it was madi)

but also 
hi cuppy
frog is...
who other than zoro, delight, and madi would be your favorite server member
a NERD
ur the big anchovie

change ur name now
ok what da fahk
ed
the leadbender in question
you but british
π€’
if there was a british version of me in another universe id kill myself
wat about in the same universe
id kill the clone
almost replied with
but you redeemed it
i only have to kill myself so that my death becomes a canon event and all instances of me disappear
last resort
hahahahah
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what if your life is an IP owned by bethesda game studios
these logs are false
the allegations are false
Are you guys going trick or treating
only a true brainfart geezer would know
real
thats when the graybeards unlock the ancient knowledge
i have 2 brainfart rejects, close enough
and allow you to learn the third slur of the shout
P!mods
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geybeards
real
my first brainshart reject was a result of playing cyberpunk 2077 and falco not wanting to get spoiled
iedy its time for your helldivers shift
my 2nd brainshart reject was a result of me giving falco anger issues
Ahahahahahahah
first prisoner in the camp i see
i dont like how all the mods are gathering, i think they're deliberating on something rn
Pokemon Mexico
im simply too powerful for falco
circling like vultures
The second reject was asked by the community
I was just granting a wish

the second reject was because i was too good at the game 
Horny?
We need gachi muchi dose
Hell we just got here
let's just say you should talk as much as you can


thats horny too
well, lucky for me i'm a professional yapper
Wdym, it is just really masculine friendship
iedy
3rd brainfart reject acquired
the butt pack is on the back
wtf π’
explode
Recommendation: Listen with "Rainy Mood" in another tab! http://www.rainymood.com/
@atomic crane (kokopelli) has been muted for 1 day for reason: It was a good laugh sir, but still too graphic for our humble #πrules , such is life
The heck did he post
hanging balls
The fuck
oh that one ???? lmao
one day mute for making mods rock hard
zero command, mid piety, this is not the wanco i know
something you will never achieve little busy, you only made grok laugh
no way he has that much hair
he is only 43, just a kid
is a toupe

oh nice, I made grok laugh
@placid sail
how the colon
no updates since yesterday's translation ( I sleep and work)
β»οΈ
workin on that COLON BUSINESS out slinging MAD VOLUME and fat stackin BENJAMINS

I'll call the second Flop as
is frog in
ALO
polF
not yet
pee is stored in the eyeballs, tahts why they turn yellow when you have jaundice
how do you know about my alcoholism
i can hear you gurgling
looks good to me

My god, rimworld dlc are expensive
no they're free, wym?
i got cuffed 
I gotta beat this game at least once before I get dlcs I guess
just buy starter pack tbh
and then check out the game
you have till the 25th for the sale
thats what im doing rn
dont know how that game works so uh.. good luck?
good luck lmao
perfect name
run the next one on yourself no balls
@green schooner how it be
dude literally emptied whole gun with beer
based
i won
i was saying this before it was made cool to hate cat gifs in brainfart
this is why i dislike you
you disliked me anyways
gods eepiest soldier
true

Mouth
I have the game already retard
skibiddy dop dop
You know what, fuck you
Ahh sry
fakin debil
Agreed, stop being debelitas
breinfart, do you know which item is cheap
but also has a phone charging port
usb c, micro usb
i need that module for charging a rechargable battery
cant you get a cheap battery bank
where is this video from lmao
wtf why was one of them cripping
R/geraidraugedebile
redditor? twist this dude's nipples
apparently its an unreleased asap rocky music video lmao
Nah i dont use it offtn
LOL
most normal music video
Fr
soundgarden black hole sun is weirder to be fair
i mean, the music video
mentioning it because im listening to it rn
maja pt3?
fuck hold on
i read all of that before you deleted it
This is "Asap Rocky - Taylor Swift" by Xavstar on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
I know
the naked bastard on the car π
whats bro trying to do
why did microsoft ruin paint
People of Kaunas converting into PaneveΕΎieΔiai
Maja 3.0 Threads edition
why is maja stalking you
I have no idea
dudes posting schizo shit on threads to others too
just like microsoft ruined windows with vista, remember that?
theres a reason there aint no windows 9
I never interacted with this... interesting fellow
thats maja
who? where?
the wretched meal
your favorite meal
is lil bro okay
Jaccuzi
that shit has cold water only
Jaccuzi
Ham
reminds me of someone
WHAT DO U MEANN
Fr
im saying you gobble penis
no
they literally put a splitter on the water tap so it may say hot water
that is a lie
He do be taking the 20 buks
and that's not including the drunks breaking the sinks with a brick first
god clearly wants you to be his soldier
20 bucks is is 20 bucks mfs when I pull out 500 bucks:
Average crackhead seeing a sink:
Fr, but i still aint doin it
get pegged (by me) and you get the bag in the end
Hell nah
He sold hes crew for crack
when being a pirate doesnt cut it anymore:
it wasn't a jar of dirt afterall
damn, who wins gets to wear the losers skin
Treu
thank you hideo kojimer for walking with cargo simulator
hello its me hideo miyazaki, youre welcome
bideo gam
is that mr kojim
Kojimer
what gang sign is that
h
kojambo is my favorite developer
hopefully not-silent-hill will be a good game
aluminum gear flaccidπ
its called "oh no bro"
JOEYYYYYYYY
JOEYYYYYYYYYY
years of no silent hill games
thisll be close enough
i should send some vtuber brainrot in this channel..
george bush with xxxtentacion from rap, what are they working on
here is one i have deemed mentally stable enough https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n8jOXJRPuNY
βΊTwitch: http://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
βΊTwitter: https://twitter.com/Vedal987
#vtuber #vedal #filian
blud is NOT alexπ ββοΈπ ββοΈπ ββοΈ
ye
its goated wdym
Wtf my discord is buggin
you using mobile?
restart discord
I did
ok skill issue
Quit permanently, that will solve it for sure

I had a weird dream and Samantha was in for no reason
Jealous
imagine not dreaming
You dont dream ?
i love dreaming
Imagine Dragons
Its to make up for my lack of conscious thoughts
I havent dreamnt properly in a while now
dreaming goes so hard
In my dream i was naked, forced to walk confusedly through public streets
While Samantha's voice taunts me
I'm sorry what?
sigh
silent hill
It wasnt foggy
noisy hill
sometimes my dreams consist of real fantasy shit im sayin whole ass adventure story in a fantasy world and shit ykwim
and then you get to the good point and you wake up 
most of my dreams i do not remember
but they arent stressful nor scary
When i was still with my ex
I once dreamt that he was held captive and about to be crucified by ceasars legion
Yes the fallout faction
wtf
And i had to watch him being tortured then crucified
Then i was crucified next to him
savage
they say dreams have meaning 
There are 2 russian girls behind me
scream
eat them
start screaming like your life depends on it
i mean
hags
why does that change anything, eat them
less nutrition if theyre old
I just corrected myself saying they are not girls
Hi
but if you snag someones Rez Auntie though
Holy shit they just talk talk and talk
car
I will eat them i swer
less talking, more cannibalism
I dont have condiments on myself
craft it out of them
aRE YOU A LIBERAL
you failed us
A what
You gotta always use mustard on meals
what kinda pansy ass LIBERAL needs CONDIMENTS to EAT PEOPLE
Not me
Cause im not a liberal
Also im chewing a gum
Its been an hour since I started
boil some birch bark let it dry out then ground it up with like a rock or something idk then add some pepper to it you just got yourself some makeshift paprika powder 

hell naw
fuck sorry
wait ? wat?
Wtf wh||ere's the fish||
what kinda fish
OsliΔ
:flag_hr: Croatian (hrvatski)
β¬οΈ
Hake
the gang is on the move
croat
aka self-hate projection
gets stabbed to death
Ahahaha
Alo catboyo
my cats would figure out that the rest of the couch isn't covered

Anna and Luke had no idea their dog, Pinto, would be into sword-fighting until she showed them who really rules the household!
They spoke to us about getting Pinto her own sword!
Watch more from Pinto @mistymountainlegends
battle doggo
Iβm gonna pre order it
keep asking, and instead of a piglike xenotype human, I'm just gonna make you a pig
my vacation is over you know, I have to work now again
mm
that reminds me
I wanted to make a pawn only do hauling and cleaning, and do lobotomy to him so he won't have mental breaks at all
I dont remember there being pigs in rimworld
great candidate to bear alex name 
fake rimworld fan

homeless man mocking you after he stabbed you 28 times
is that a skype account
polardog
damn, maybe i should block you too 
do me too 
Zenith toilet
mods might not like, delet
They wont for sure
racist
what was posted
i could never 

OHHH NO
Mhm
Takes one to know one
busy please, I am about to become braindead
mordorian flirting tactics
mercy for my iq please
I do!!!!!!!!!!!
you being a regular resident of brainfart says otherwise
mmmh yes squisy rat
yet
it will never happen

what do you mean!!!!
i fucking despise that image


i know that you are a closeted homo
I almost got hit by a car
I literally heard brakes from him and started to walk and old ass just cruised in front of me
Almost hitting me, i even had 2 witnesses
stop almost dying

should've been me, not you

I will continue almost dying
Today i will be doing some electric work
Same, wind here is awful
And im walking past the corn flour industry
No
Pigeons are here every 5 min
kill joy
cockporn
Popcorn is pretty cool
lol
:3
based tbh
We must keep our IQ
Somehow
shut the fuck up cori
perhaps
WDYM perhaps
You're lying to me
nuh uh
no
gman
Mister.. freemaaan
Doctooor freeeemaaan...
I receive: all of the sanity you have left
You receive: :3
@eager igloo
i dont think thats how doctorates work

The planet was enslaved
No deal

there's no fucking docorates anymore
This is not optional
too bad im making it optional
Then why does everyone still refer to him as Dr. Freeman
See Eli and Kleiner
checkmate
atheist
because they're a part of the resistance. (cori would the be first to die in the casade getting fucking ripped apart by a zombie)
??????
-__-
minor spelling mistake
"a part of"
die
play hl2 vr
I will literally blow my brains out if I do
I don't have vr!! I'm poor!!!!!
Im also poor and have vr
clearly your priorities arent set right
stop eating
for a while
just steal one
I have no room for vr
I'm more poor
Did you know,
Maybe you should kill yourself walt
bisexuals be like
"why not both"
bisexual men are the most oppressed minority
why?
Alot of people straight up think they dont exist
or that they are closted gaes coping about the fact that they are gae
or that they are straights saying they like men for clout
Very common sentiment
how can they be closeted is they say they are gae by saying bi
Alot of straight women will also not date bi men for whatever reason
if anyone wants fallout 76 for free here is a microsoft store code: 9XJMJRT744KKK33WTRRQM3TXZ
I bought it and didn't realize they gave it away for free on Amazon Prime.
sir.
Alot of gaes cope for a while by saying "i am into both"
or that they are exploring
its a shit cope, but its common
Who's gonna want that bro
but ye its the other people thinking that, not the bi's themselves
I thought it was only free for a week on prime?
@broken topaz, are u bi?
dog stepped on a bi π
jewishn't
I suppose so yea
I like women, twinks and transwomen
the implication of them having a wider preference range is somehow considered by some as a sign of insincerity or a greater risk of cheating
which is funny cos you know
That too
Bisexuals have this stereotype of being gigasluts
when in reality
hetero guy can lie to you or cheat you just as well
they just get rejected by both genders
i think u like women, but might be off the rails with a chicks with dicks kink, no offence
I had someone think I was bi, biggest bruh moment I had
Nah i dont have a kink for it
Its more like
I really don't care about people's parts down there
If i find the rest of them and their personality attractive
so u are straight?
I am straight as a line, yes!!!!!
yeah, the pfp is top homo
hmm, i see. what about having kids?
Gynephilia
I really don't care much for having kids
I am falloutsexual
atleast not at the moment
but if that changes, I dont think adoption is a bad option
cori the fucker of anything
Afterall you'd be giving a neglected kid, a better life than leaving them in the shitty foster system
should be more encouraged imo
absolutely
Nothing wrong with adoption
Atm i just can't see myself taking care of another human being like that.
Too many people rush into that kind of responsibility for whatever reason
is there a single country in the world child protective services of which are not giga hell
They are just always super super super underfunded
@broken topaz adopt cats
and also have to deal with kids that start out pretty traumatised alot of the times
unless they get given up at birth
but even then being in a group foster home fucking sucks
And alot of people here atleast dont even properly adopt their foster children
but just "care" for them as part of a contract
i love brainfart
because the state pays you money for taking in foster children

One of my brother's close friends was a foster child
in a home with 3 other foster children
He was really lucky tho cause that was an actually pretty good family
but they were never permanently adopted for some reason
Fuck me, the constant feeling of being unwanted defo fucks you up
Yea I think he was born a bastard to minor nobility
and given up after the mom lost her noble title because of it
That alone would fuck you up
lol
Sounds like he came from 17th century
what timeline is bro from
I know
There just isnt many of them, and alot even only have their lineage left, no wealth
nobility
Its a tight knit community that will ostrasize you pretty quickly if you date / marry a non-noble
such silliness
yea its fucking stupid
bro is a crusader kings npc
Yea but one of the minor ones that you may only allow in your castle as a teacher or perhaps a low squire
perhaps a court jester
if you are particularly fond of this low-tier noble family
Or he could be the Lord's personal latrine assistant / ass wiper
which yes
was a noble position
alot of the times
as it required more trust than you could give most commoners
if I roll my eyes any harder, I'll stare at my brain
it'll get it stuck there
stop rolling ur eyes
I can't
wtf bro orgasming
those obsolete caste systems that judge a person by their blood and not capabilities are just so crungo
nobilities, classes, royalties, dynasties
BRO WHO DA FUCK ARE YA
sorry. soviet brainwashing
my family was always likely low class
since in germany alot of non noble names are derived from trade professions
so was mine
busy is a sleeper agent
there is bits of glass in my hands
So my ancestor was a carpenter
and i ate something with ketchup
so now there is blood
and ketchup on my hands
should i do a taste test?
7 days to die
=> eat glass moment
go to the hospital and check @ruby minnow
so basically Cori Tischler?
Tischler is quite literally Carpenter
Its a different word for carpenter
but i am not gonna dox myself here
I've already said TOO MUCH
Yea
Especially in countries like england
were everyone was called John
Or Harry
There was 10 harries in a village
so you needed a way to tell them apart
Harry you're a....!
how imaginative of them 
but I get it, kids were a resource back in a day
voldemort in shambles right now
still are in many places
I remember there is an interview with George RR martin about writing his game of thrones books. Where he talks about good writing practice is to never have people with the same names, or similar sounding names. Because it confuses people.
He realised that he would have too many characters for that
and compared it to english history
where half the kings have the same fucking names
that is retarded
voldemorr
Its all harries, and henries
and i want to name my future child that so he gets bullied
bruh moment
we have a mix of both, most of surnames are "of something", but that something could be a name, a trade, an animal, anything
sir this is not wendys
Whats funny is that most scandinavian countries dropped the other half of that naming scheme
Becaus son is just for sons originally
yeah guys if you didn't know
dottir was for daughters of
John Racist is an actual thing in Russia
but only iceland really does that anymore
and even some of iceland stopped doing that
so you can be a male dottir
it slipped out of his hand
@winged phoenix, is your full name Theodore?
the unabomber
Are you of polish descent perhaps @winged phoenix ?

π«΅ glowie
Neither are the poles
hi cori
Hi froge
shut up and add me to rimworld
you died bro
what???
sorry to say
shush ghost
She broke my heart, I don't want her back
myshinka depressed sesbian arc
what arc am I in rn, if any
while Delight is dead, Flop somehow gets TWO PAWNS ffor himself
classic inequality
alright its time for me to hop on rimworld again
truly
i still havent found a male recruitable npc in kenshi to put you in my group
just to sell you to slavers
just tame a crab or something idk
ah
mulatto
||also Voltaire has two pawns as well, but one of them was initially dead already, it's complicated||
@broken topaz, add me to kenshi pls
turn him into a woman
i can do that, what are you thinking?
Main farmer is already taken by Ted
Into dark souls 2 coffin with you
how is the furry doing
make me a black haired, blue eyed, testosterone filled gigachad genius
Im gonna make you shek
that i am in real life too, of course
fuck it add me too why not, i am bored
he somehow has insane ramblings mental breaks even though he is no longer of a religion that worships insanity
hi, bored
im delight
your pawn is canonically looney
hive soldiers are the only cool hive
hi :)
just like me π
wtf is a pawn
beginner level English user
in rimjob
why not call it a colonist
pawn is shorter
can't promise that
a pawn is the chess piece of smallest size and value, a pawn is also a person used by others for their own purposes
Is it this one
he doesn't have that random ass mood thing anymore since I've converted him
but his mental breaks are still those unique weird ones
but yes, tree man used to think that licorice tastes like betrayal, too
Im still stuck in valheim
I'm so glad that gamedev is over that celtic phase already
π€
π€
π€
π€
π€ ΠΎΠ±ΠΎΡΡΠ°ΡΡ ΠΌΠΎΠΈ ΡΡΠ°Π½Ρ Π½Π°Π²ΡΠ΅Π³Π΄Π°
we eating good 2nite
Yeah yeah idi na huj suka blyat
it was pretty tiring at some point that every second new game was ODIN MJOLNIR WALHALLA etc
Power metal sounding headass
@winged phoenix This is you
currently
you are an escaped slave
and currently wanted
ill improve your situation
is that an insult
No
headass alert
Power metal still in that phase
ah
It would be better with friends, though farming materials would range from easy to nightmare
okay so the homie has a shitty leg
and if i research prosthetic legs and apply one to him itd be more efficient that way
but is this a bad idea
Yeah you can dig copper 3 times faster, but you also need 3 times more iron equipment, and dungeons where you can find it are not all that common
If he's body purist
It will decrease his mood
he's good to go then
I had to hide ted in my little shit shack and close my store
just so he wont be discovered by slavers
And worsen relations with other body purists
i just have to make sure my doctor isnt a retard
cause i am in slaver town
you have the entire brainfart to invite in your games, silly rat
Ted is costing me big profits rn
you could that Ted is a GAMBLE for you
how do i acquire components
maybe hes not worth it
i only have about 5 left and im worried
once i relocate to fertile lands
90% of slave owners quit before winning big
he will be worth it
are you an british sailor?
Pain gives mood debuff and speed debuffs so cut that shit off
no my random start just put me in the middle of the slaver desert
oh
too bad i cant do anything for my gunner
Bout to rename my character and streak becomes delight
Bionic eye and leg
stop
i dont have that tech.
You get em from traders
Make a trade beacon
ill see what i can do
I would like to be a name for one of those funny bug people if you ever happen to get one and wish to name it after somebody
You and Ham will be bug people
yay
bug peoples
hm
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