#πͺbruh-fart
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Is there a stock market speculation mod for sims
now they're just a... degenerate so
I've built Delight a horseshoes pin, he is now happy
Finally, i can play as Alex
I once played a struggling musician in Sims
Who was so poor he only owned an empty lot
Finally, i can play as Iedy
And had to flirt himself into other peoples houses
So he can wash, eat
Sleep
All that stuff
This is anyone who ever had and will ever have moderator role in this server
ted wasn't there a mod to replace dialog with AI convo shit
something along the line someone wanted to do that
hmm
I think so
making houses in sims like
Default house building is kinda cringe
Gotta get a mod that lets you place stuff off grid
they reunited !!!!!
so uh
there is a cheat command for that
Amateur
yes
since you wanted to be the furry attacker, cori, and since I can't rename enemy pawns, just imagine it's you, okay
Nice
keep an eye out for the werewolf leader lady
the execution begins
Look... it helps with my sad emo state of mind okay?
fuck
π’ quit being judgemental
I am roott
it is done
lol
the life of cori was short-lived, but he provided for a satisfying execution ceremony
Living out my fantasy in rimworld
where my pawn at?
Executed infront of an audience
we're currently in the process of indoctrination of a prisoner from a transport pod crash
when he's brought into the fold, everyone desiring to name a pawn may have a battle royale over who goes first
a prisoner? that's falco
well now you're just being racist
WHYYY CAN"T WE NOT BE SOBER WHY CAN'T WE JUST START THIS OVERRRR
on the other hand, he do be chubby and blonde
@grizzled meadow do you have long hair or nah
you calling falco chubby?
xD

what the fuck is that
WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE
iedy gooning
@placid sail what storyteller do u fuck with in rimworld
im thinking of doing the random one
fuck it imma play the random storyteller
peace ted

based



christ
a selfie, 100%
hitler*
hlterre
Mussolini
Am I still among the living
bruh moment'
@placid sail
She went to the nicest one
real
elevator with no door is a vibe
high five
I go to cancer treatment building to get documents
I see paint crumbling
rusty pipes
lamps don't have cover on them and only 1 of the 2 lamps works
you woke up from catatonic coma, but the psychite withdrawal is still fucking you up hard, so you've locked up in your room a couple times, but all things considered, you're fine
99% of elevators in Bulgaria have no door
wow just like real life
delight tried to cheer you up and made it worse 
@narrow lotus apartment building doors here need a code or a chip to open or a key , if you have neither of those 3 you can just shake the door violently and it will open regarless 
my personal favourite however
you call your neighbour who will either curse your famly , curse your ancestors or open the door
or nobody answers
Calls neighbour
ALO, DA?
are those old soviet style doors from the 60s that are like 4cm thick steel , since they are unbalanced their sheer weight causes them to close on their own , god forbid you let that thing slam , you get tinnitus and cause a 2 magnitude earthquake
They're also bulletproof

i have one of those where i lived in college , the door handle would break every month because of the sheer weight and because ppl could give 3 shits and just slammed it
CLASSICCC
i also knew everytime someone entered the building because i could hear it from 3rd floor
one of these is not like the other
Enter building
Family of gypsies decided to take a nap at the entrance
B R U H
Sir please spare us a coin i have kids god bless your family
I haven't had that happen since i lived in center of town and no gypsies lived near me in a 3km radius
HOWEVER
I've found used condoms , beer bottles , smoked joints , and a pack of rolling papers
i know the condoms werent yours
No I was 15
cant figure out how to use this mod and it takes a lllllloong fucking time to spin for a good colonist, i wish i could figure it out just to make a funny lil felow
call random neighbour
hello who is it?
its me
door opens

it actually works
I remember after school my mom would wait for me we would go to market to buy veggies , there would always begypsies there causins havok or looking under the stalls for dropped coins
ALWAYS
a gypsy wanted to fight the teacher once
he got a 3 on the test
if I had a penny for every weird thing I have witnessed here I could retire
my grandma had to go to hospital before she died
go to visit (I love her)
get past a room that is open and being cleaned
it had shit smeared all over the walls

everyone should get to smear shit on the walls at least once before they die
I wish I was kidding
Luckily it wasn't her room
or that one time my pa had to whip out the shotty because the gypsy kids would steal our internet
they stood like 5 meters down the street out of sight and watched tiktok
it was deactivated don't worry
he didn't commit warcrimes
batman on a forklift 
@wide basin punished for snitching
Go fuck yourself horndog 

aha
thatsthe batlift!!!
I used to, now I don't
Bald as in I cut my hair very very short, I think I am balding but I still have hair, I have a difficult relationship with my head
falco irl
james is bald?
Flaco
get jacked. balding will fit you 
sqidawrd with hair lookin ass
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@molten tinsel (ka3ipo6a) has been muted for 999 days for reason: You have 1 day to change your offensive nickname / bio / pfp or you will get banned as per our #πrules
persona pfp checks out
only 999?
its the 3rd day @placid sail
i have barely any idea what im doing
going pretty well id say
@fast spoke (niggerkillaqwe) has been muted for 999 days for reason: You have 1 day to change your offensive nickname / bio / pfp or you will get banned as per our β πrules
dude is using tiktok on bluestacks, beyond help
start with the veins first
what does that even mean?
bluestack is android emulator on PC
emulating android to watch tiktok
wtf what am i gonna do
ohh
@vague laurel (ole_smokey) has been muted for 999 days for reason: You are not allowed to love certain things on this server as per our #πrules , please change your name / bio / pfp or get banned
Obliterated from orbit
the bastard munched on my doctor of all people
bro is just Indian
Ahahahahahahahahah
@limpid spoke (virtualrapist) has been muted for 999 days for reason: Yeah , this server is against offensive names / pfps/ bios , you have 1 day to change it or get banned as per our #πrules
Incredible video
I honestly do not understand
the amount of nazi's that for some reason join this server specifically
it literally
spins my brain around
why
TRUE.............................
virtual rapist

internet is allergic to normal people
they gotta stand out somehow
they need their attention
snes undertale
brother fucked his sleeping cycle because a squirrel bit him
whatevr though.. reeeseearrch..
you gotta research yayo first
psychite tea is good for the colony
based

but why, what happens if he does
IT''SSS. RRRAWWWWWWWW
THEN COOK ITTTTTT
I AAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
freedom
THEN DO ITTTTT
ok brianfart what do i name it
Brainfart Confederation
Shit Stick
+support
brainrot at its finest
holy shit he's finally doing his fucking job
seems like one day cant go by without something catastrophic happening in this town
someone's house is burning down nearby
i didnt even see this. should i be worried?
don't worry about it
surely

Soonβ’οΈ Agent 47 lookin ass
Do you wish to retain your hair?
long hair gang?
for my first colony, I feel like I'm doing alright
MODERATORS MODERATORS! PORNOGRAPHY!
pro tip from me: outdoors storage area is bad, wall it in and add roofs
otherwise youre doing good considering you werent hit with a cold snap on the 2nd day like i was lmao
Thanls for the tip!
reason being that shit actually decays unless its roofed and indoors
roof ain't enough no more?
I went with the hobo start and only had a single naked dude so im suprised im doing alright
i had to wall my shit in so i guess not
im going easy on myself with the regular start
my colonists are 1 gunner 1 researcher/doctor and the other one's a crackhead that's really good at melee and manual labor
based shock trooper
brother's got major passions in melee construction and mining
he has all the heavy gear on him
and
hes wielding a fucking knife
cause ion have anything better
john ham
I'm not playing right now cause ist late
ok he's called john
he does all the crafting, woodcutting, construction etc etc since he's the best
i wish his traits were swapped with my gunner's though. the gunner is a masochist, has bloodlust and is kind
and john just has bloodlust if i recall
wish he had masochism lmao
wait is his name actually butcher or is that something else i cant tell
welp
after doing everything in his power to destroy a colony, Usagi perished from wounds inflicted by a wild lynx, Delight and a hefty dose of go-juice

why am I and delight fighting
Delight was on an insulting spree and talked smack to you, and you didn't like that
Name a pawn after me
we're going through a lot of shit rn, mainly a giant fucking cloud of nanites that makes everyone nervous and ressurects anything dead to fucking slap your ass, so shit's rough right now
@placid sail do it you wonβt
so I have a chance to become undead?
poggers
the moment your corpse leaves the room, it'll probably immediately reanimates and starts fucking up everyone
bro that shit lasted for several days now
the food is low, because, you know
there are animals to hunt, but killing them will result in them FUCKING STANDING UP BACK AGAIN
Canβt you make them rage then bait them inside?
Problem solved
this is why you don't settle in a cursed biome
oops wrong game
YO
Stop ignoring me @placid sail you shitlord
I'm manifesting a raid party on your colony
@placid sail plague be upon ye for ignoring me
hush, you're already dead
@placid sail you're going through some shit huh
and we're gonna do a fleshcrafting burial of you (we turn you into meat and organs for use)
clownie there is nothing to react to
also ham is muted
NOTHING HUH?
the worst thing ive experienced so far is a cold snap hitting on the 2nd day
he loves me π₯°
SURE BRO, CHOOSE ANY
just make it the next pawn you get

β¦.
I can see that.
You posted a picture.
I looked at it.
Are you ok? You seem to have forgotten the picture you just posted and the sentence I posted that said the next you get.
rest in piss usagi, you almost destroyed the whole colony several times just because drug withdrawal made you angy
thank jod the rimworld sale is till the 25th i can actually enjoy the game and decide rationally if i wanna buy the other dlcs after a while

Jod
thats how you spell jod thouh wdym
"almost" 
maybe next time
oh and yeah
skill issue
right after turning your corpse into a red pool on the floor
DELIGHT IS BORED
AGAIN.


classic delight
for a colony whose main industry is organ harvesting you sure are bad at it @placid sail
bro we have horseshoe pin, books, other colonists
I'm not fucking building a ps5 for one asshole, everyone else is fine
I blame your putrid cadaver, trying to bring our downfall even beyond the grave
ALSO
Nooooo
WE'VE JUST RECRUITED A GUY
horseshoe pin. peak entertainment
mr balatro over there can have his name
p!who
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ryry
I have no idea who are you talking about
fine fine I'll add clownie
CLOWNIE YOU'RE IN
is he a meth head
behold his naked and wide splendor

he is a body modder (wants artificial parts of body) in a colony of fleshcrafters (despise artificial parts and use only meat parts)
Are those lamps of bear traps ?
does bz actually have me blocked btw

i think he does
yeah probably
oh shit clownie can plant
LESSGOOOOO
colonists threw a random party, Delight is laying in the hospital room while being almost fully healed
and then you're gonna complain you're bored
WAKE THE FUCK UUUUUUUUP
ME
next time then 
eyy fuck you bussy
Let me see my stats!
you're a fat fuck bro
once i get to the point where i can start cybernetically modifying my colonists im turning john butcher into a fucking cyborg murderer
Me when I throw the trash in the correct recycling container
ayyy never fucking mind instantly dead of wounds
do ppl get cyber psychosis if they get implants I wonder
Cyber Psychosis is just body dysphoria for implants
cyber psychosis sounds cooler
there's probably a mod that adds it
dude thats what I'm sayingggggg
certainty, shitass
im
if youre gonna edit it atleast get it right the first time
Flesh is weak as shit 3 red bulls and nicotine has my guts wanting to shoot out of my asshole
Thats your own personal failure
just thug it out
That's what I'm doin
It's the dog in him
Dog
Not gonna answer because I'm tryna play monster hunter
what the dog doing
Thugging it out
Idk bro, I do not trust cybernetics
It probably beastar or some other weeb shit
Cybernetics are all fun and games until you need to pay Elon a 300β¬ rent to use your cyber asshole
problem solved by charging 400 β¬ to rent out your cyber asshole
you cyber slut
gn chat
anyway

I realized that urrrm

the game started me off with electricity researched
and i spawned on top of a river so i think its plausible for me to build a wheel and generate electricity whit it
idk if you need a river but it should work
wind generator works too
Electricity is weakness
Caveman challenge
Actually really good besides no dumb labor, but the spread of useful passions isnβt bad.
Medical, plants, and intellectual are all really useful
Animals is meh
0 shooting tho 
ooga booga club go doink
Just have a army of combat alpacas
Also Iβll do the same brainfart member name thing but in dwarf fortress
Instead of rimworld
late game, turrets carry for the most part and pawns sorta sit back
finished whooping the monsters ass
pawns shoot yes, but they arent the main damage dealers late game
i have one armoured crackhead with 12 in melee and an old man with 13 in shooting
which one
ngl im not a furry but beaststars is pretty good
wait actually
where the fuck did my revolver go when i started
Nergigante
I read like half of it when they're still in school. it's aight
ohhh right i gave it to the melee colonist
Iβve got like 3 criminals sat in jail waiting for death
hammar..
You playing rimworld?
based
Iβm not
I volunteer to be one of your warriors, should you have any
Iβm playing dwarf fortress
bit of a retarded move on my part i should give the blicky to my defenseless researcher with 0 in shooting
I pirated the shit out of rimworld it's too much money
Militia captain
Try DF
make me the stonesmith or something
make me the first dwarf to get a strange mood
Itβs fun as fuck once you get past the initial learning curve
I tried to play it without a skin and it was like looking at a fucked up spreadsheet
strike the earth!
Like the old df
Steam version mate
steam version comes with good sprites
I remember in ascii there was a bug where
A drunk dwarf would spill its beer
And cat would walk in it
my main issue with df is that its more of a story generator than a game, and the devs have made it clear its their intent to move the "game" more in this direction with every update
tbf the scii version is good too once you get used to it
it is but i bought just the base game and biotech dlc for now, sale is till the 25th so im checking the game out and deciding if i want to buy the rest of the content packs
And there was like 30 dead cats in your fortress
Which then decayed
And filled your fortress with miasma
despite this the steam version didn't come with adventure mode day one
if it was rimworld I would be very happy about the result
If you want a funny read
I need a build a new pc I never finished rise
Let's Play Dwarf Fortress - Boatmurdered by Various
I know how to cook up straight rocks
Boat murdered is a classic
I like the guy who found out you can immediately make a dwarf a master warrior by dropping him onto a sword in the ground
rust be like:
That sounds like a Warhammer ork story
i mean he does become one with the sword
the calculation behind it is that since the sword is in the ground, by parrying it while falling down the dwarf essentially parried the entire known world, thus becoming a master warrior
Sounds like some ork shit
I have the most atrocious fit on
that is so based

Literally what the fuck am I looking at
Dwamf fortress
Ignore the graphics and just read it
Funniest shit going
dwarf fortresses ASCII art bullshit is too much for me to comprehend
jeez that's a lotta fuckin elephants
but everything i hear about it is unhinged
Literally where are the elephants
One of the previous overseers decided to fucking lock them all away in cages 
The entire fortress was eventually filled with rotting elephant corpses 
Shit reminds me of caves of qud
But I can actually tell what's going on in that game
Just try the steam version
Itβs fair cheap
does that shit work between multiple generations
Yeah itβs one save
Shit is 30 bucks
no like is it multiple players or is it like
Pirate it then idl
Yeah
I think each person gets one year
After buying payday 3 gold I have become a very skeptical buyer
interesting
never prebuy games thats yo problem
trusting starbreeze is a big no no
I thinkin I have screenshots somewhere one sec
Bro they fucked shit up bad
It's actually appalling
they shoulda just kept working on pd2 lmao
They fucked up every payday 2 mod and destroyed matchmaking
When they put it on epic
not like their track record with 2 was good considering the dlcs
adding one mod to instantly unlock all of them:
It would mark you as a cheater but most people don't give a shit
I knew they were washed when they released the H3H3 dlc
I used to go crazy on dsod
legalize nuclear bombs
God
Even without the dlc that don't matter it's still 120
Because it don't even include base game
@fluid heron if you don't want to buy it on steam just download the free version of DF and use a sprite pack
just buy the starter pack for now if you wanna buy it
starter pack includes base and biotech
later on you can fuck with the other ones trust

You died to a bear imagine
decided to eat Delight
i mean
I've had colonists survive 30 bullet wounds
on the other fucking size of the map, away from everyone
I don't even know what the fuck Delight was doing there
i bought the game a few hours ago and played maybe 1 hour
gonna try to recover the body?
worst ive had is a cold snap on the 2nd day and a mad squirrel scratching the shit out of my doctor
royalty makes the game insanely easy
because you can just have colonists that are constantly happy from murder
the cold snap passed actually so
now its smooth sailing for now
for now....
I don't think resurrection serum works if you're missing a fucking head
but I'm not sure
I used to have Warhammer level psy casters
and yeah the bear was utterly destroyed, of course
that would just nuke the entire screen with psy quakes
i went with the random storyteller on the 2nd diff (the one recommended for first timers) so i don't think anything really bad is gonna happen
Randy random?
I play with his ass on the hardest
but also to be fair
Youll get shit like 120 mad panthers
i havent had many good events either
best ive gotten i think was
some pigs joining my colony
actually thats good
pigs means fooood
one time I got like 4 of the constant mood debuff shits and one of my colonists smacked a boomalope
dumbassss
blowing up my entire storeroom and crushing a colonist because I had fuel in it
lmao
i have deep storage on rn i have to figure out how it works
Minecraft ass mod
i added a few mods mostly for QoL
There's a few like colonists grabbing multiple stacks at once
Having rain wash away all the piss and blood and dirt all over the map
thw 1.5 update broke a lot of shit at once so i don't have a lot of mods actually
most of em are fuckin broken
Last time I played I think I was on like 1.3
It's in the building shit
the best i did for them was cleaning up all the plants grass and pebbles around them
Architect/floors
and i put a growing zone down in a light green fertility area when there was a better one closer by
You gon be stumbling for a bit
Once you learn about room ratings and how to make kill boxes you'll be aight
its my first time playing so i think im doing pretty well considering the circumstances
Make sure the room you put your research bench in is clean decently sized has a chair and light
btw make separate rooms for shit
iive watched youtube videos on rimworld i have an idea on how killboxes work
right now i have everything cramped into one room and a separate room for storage
It's much easier to have separate bedrooms with higher ratings than a barrack with decent rating
make the corridor oven
i do have space for housing i just didnt bother to expand because of the fucking cold snap and risk of hypothermia
-15 celsius outside ass gameplay
kept the living space on 20 celsius
I love puking up little bits of redbull get to taste the peach again
Just gonna thug it out
oh btw is it possible to designate eating spaces? my dumbass colonists were eating outside in the cold
Chairs
They will always sit in a chair to eat
gotcha
if you have a table with chairs they will eat at it
i also have a resident monkey in my colony
Make a room with a big table chairs around it and some chess it's like the living area
lil guy living with my colonists
i got the chess table down already among all my other shit
as long as you have the eating area next to the kitchen and freezer they will eat at the table
noted
make fucking sure your kitchen has flooring
And is clean mfs will get food poisoning
Make sure your best chef is the only one cooking too
already did that
good
Mhm
If it's clean and they aren't at like 3 you have an insanely low chance of people getting food poisoning
my colonist's skillsets are as such
I had a transhumanist colony who loved to kill and eat nutrient paste
1 gunner. 1 doctor/researcher. 1 melee crackhead that also has a lot of other skills including but not limited to mining, construction and plants so i kept him around
and crafting
he's the best crafter out of all my colonists and he only has a 5
They loved slavery if I didn't have at least 1 they would get mood debuffs
Why do people not want to be white
true and real
white guilt
pathethic
i was about to get racist in chat
eyup
yep
mmhm
anyway i think ideology would go hard
I'll get like halfway through typing some racist shit and forget what server I'm in
but also i wont buy it yet, I'll refrain in case i end up not actually wanting to buy the rest of the dlcs
The dlc should not be as much as the base game it's fucking insane
waaaah waaaah white poeple did something bad to natives
forgetting If youre in the group chat or the gamma server lmao
true tbh the dlcs are 2/3 the price of the full game when not on sale
And it's never like a good sale it's like 5 to 20
If it was like a 75 sale I would snatch that shit up
atleast it aint as bad as pd2 shenanigans
well whenever the pd2 shit goes on sale its usually big
I mean, colonizers (white poeple) basically "kicked" the natives out of america, but who gives a shit
I saw the base game at like a dollar before
i thought they murdered them
They gave em smallpox and shit
i mean i aint an expert on american history to be fair
and stole their land too
Just get better at keeping your land ig
anyone who does this should change and grow as a person
true imagine chilling one day ans then you just hear out in the distance "RULE BRITRANIA, BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES" slowly getting louder
but in this context might just well mark it down as "kicked" because it was a massacre
guns against bows and arrows
Ain't nobody buying this shit
i mean not modern guns, they were using muskets and shit, but we get the point
yes
why is all my recommended porn and shit mfs threw together in unity in 5 minutes
its like that for all of us dont worry
ew, low quality sfm porn
find the ones with a storyline and shit
and god tier animations
that font and title is gonna make me kill myself
"YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR" ass font
the witcher
Nobody can convince me to play it
Literally can't name a single mature game I've played recently
Unless arma or squad has mature tags
I still hate the british somewhat, stupid twats funded anyone enough to go against napoleon
siege of toulon LπΉπ
Saw the French flag and puked a lil
grrrr dont spread your ideas of revolution or our own peasants might also rebel against us, an all powerful monarchy, believe us or we'll throw a tantrum and get you excecuted π
that fucking leech king louis and her bitch wife
deserved to get publicly excecuted
The silence is deafening
C'est quoi un putain de mile, C'EST QUOI UN PUTAIN DE MILEπ£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ«π·π«π·
@pastel quartz hon hon fromage hon hon shitty fucking language god I hate french i fucking hate the french fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you hon hon hon croissant hon hon hon
let the voices cook
le crΓ©me du penΓsπ£οΈπ£οΈπ₯π₯
french is a funny language, but its ruined by being used by the french themselves
thats fair
shawn what the fuck, you can't do blackface
is this what uncle ruckus means about revitiligo
eating the snails in Paris but I break the shell like an egg
do whatever you want man, I only tried that shit once
never again
was it bad??
tasted decent but I trick poeple it tasted bad
I jus dont like it
I aint french to the point where I enjoy eating fucking snails
you have a french flag as your pfp
what do you mean you're not that french
you eat frog legs
you have a french flag as pfp
fuck no I dont
you're a napeleon fangirl
I know I'm a parisian but I dont eat that exotic shit
fuckin snails and frogs
I enjoy the pastries
What kinds of pastries do you have there?
yeah sure sure
i won't let people know that you put frogs into a baguette and pour ketchup in it
then eat it
my favorite ones?
naaaaahππ
Snails p good, froges kinda disappointing

snails are just land mussels 
Frog legs taste very good
because you want to
meow
different interests for different poeple dawg, I dont feel comfortable with eating fuckin steamed snails bruhππ
nuh uh
I'll just stick with french pastries
paired with cheese
I aint, as falco would explain it, "you have italian parents, you're born in sicily, you're italian"
I just grew up in paris
so I learned to be french
oh yeah, I was born there
They know how to party, especially at weddings
When you can you should, family is all we got
i just need to keep awake for 2 more hours
and then
for 12 more
and then i fix my regime
It doesn't work that way
It will only make it worse 
he doesnt know any better π
eh
it did before
i will just drink a lot of coffe
i dont drink coffe at all
so it works really good on me
crazy like a fox
I alr know argonian cloaca goes crazy
no

if you read the lusty argonian maid you know argonians don't have cloacas
plus they breastfeed 
argonian hist booba
do you think argonian guys got 2 or 1 or none
they have booba cuz it's fire
Also because it's the easiest way to tell the genders apart
the hist made female argonians fuckable so they'd intergrate better with other species
it's all part of the long game
Pretty sure they didn't really think that hard giving argonian tits and just started making shit up
yeah thats the real reason
never attribute to lore what can be attributed to development oversight
overcooked
lead designer was like "yeah that looks good, give the lizards some tits"
true bro
have a little korean bbq
"alright its good to go, launch the game"
slavery maximalists can't just let argonians be barely sentient creatures, no, they gotta be fully sentient humanoids with their own traditions and wedding rites to fully satisfy them
Boob
cocka 
ASS
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dude, you been rambling about how good cloaca is. I'm not gonna elaborate for a chicken fucker 
Instead of giving argonian booba they should have just gave them enormous amounts of ass
ive done no such thing wtf
I said it once

once is too much
assgonian
I said it and then bro comes in with his argonian rule 34 research explaining how argonians a reptile do not possess a cloaca despite laying eggs
but yeah argonians got the short end of the stick in the games while being a pretty cool race / culture overall
the whole swamp land warrior culture could definitely be exploited in future games
tho it's nowhere near as open for development as most of the mer 
i hope tes 5 does more swamp stuff
Itβs never gonna happen, I donβt think
6
ye
the way skyrim did the faces / heads of argonians was a bit much. basically looking like a velociraptor almost 
didn't the argonians shut down an oblivion gate themselves
dont talk about skyrim or bg3 you'll summon josta and ruin the vibes
but skyrim depicts them as thieving lizards
the An-Xileel kept launching counter invasions of oblivion and Mehrunes decided it just wasn't worth it
also readd spears, thanks
both can be true
no just shut it they invaded into oblivion
hist is a hell of a drug
dagon closed it if I remember that right
yeah smth like that
eso does em kinda fine
ok yeah, that looks good
anything is better than the Morrowind depiction of argonians

mfs walk like they pissed themselves
Deep fry an argonian
there is at least one canon note how nice argonian tastes
yeah? you argonian lover
I have to find it
Bro just admit how bad you want to fuck an argonian
no they're good smugglers bro
I'm a Dunmer maximalist
but only the wemen
I forgot that one quest where you deliver a slave for them to cut up and take out moonsugar
was it a khajit or an argo
khajiit

I side with the nords because I'm a racist
Yeah well I don't like that game
Skyrim would be better with more racist races
Skyrim would be better if it took place in Detroit or palestine
Playing a huge warrior monk form Hammerfell is also quite fun
khajiit and argonians shoulda been

Khajit and Argonians are victims
hey whats the max lvl in new vegas
is it 50
And they should stay that way
Skyrim would be better if it was set in Birmingham
Is dannyg the final boss
Isn't it?
and the storyline consisted of destroying the world
that's just riften no?
uhhh
basically Birmingham but with more trees
dlc raises it by 5 each
Birmingham is a fucking shit hole I hate the fucking place it's full of khajits
so lvl 80?
interesting how im a messiah considering i nuked both long 15 and the legion
i see
HH, DM, OWB and LR each give +5
@river zealot play capital punishment next
no ethernet
how much does it weight
I'm hungry but I know if any food touches my stomach I'm going to fucking vomit



sabotaged the colony even in death



