#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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slender rock
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BUT THEN WE CHEAT AND WISHED THE SIM BACK FROM THE DEATH

broken topaz
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Is there a stock market speculation mod for sims

slender rock
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now they're just a... degenerate so

placid sail
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I've built Delight a horseshoes pin, he is now happy

lunar brook
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Finally, i can play as Alex

broken topaz
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I once played a struggling musician in Sims

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Who was so poor he only owned an empty lot

lunar brook
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Finally, i can play as Iedy

broken topaz
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And had to flirt himself into other peoples houses

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So he can wash, eat

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Sleep

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All that stuff

lunar brook
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This is anyone who ever had and will ever have moderator role in this server

slender rock
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ted wasn't there a mod to replace dialog with AI convo shit

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something along the line someone wanted to do that

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hmm

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I think so

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making houses in sims like

broken topaz
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Default house building is kinda cringe

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Gotta get a mod that lets you place stuff off grid

tidal trellis
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they reunited !!!!!

placid sail
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so uh

slender rock
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there is a cheat command for that

broken topaz
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Amateur

storm stream
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people still play Sims?

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wth

slender rock
placid sail
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since you wanted to be the furry attacker, cori, and since I can't rename enemy pawns, just imagine it's you, okay

weak jackal
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Nice

placid sail
weak jackal
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keep an eye out for the werewolf leader lady

placid sail
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the execution begins

slender rock
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Look... it helps with my sad emo state of mind okay?

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fuck

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😒 quit being judgemental

broken topaz
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I am roott

placid sail
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it is done

slender rock
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lol

placid sail
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the life of cori was short-lived, but he provided for a satisfying execution ceremony

broken topaz
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Living out my fantasy in rimworld

lusty sonnet
broken topaz
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Executed infront of an audience

placid sail
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when he's brought into the fold, everyone desiring to name a pawn may have a battle royale over who goes first

slender rock
placid sail
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well now you're just being racist

slender rock
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WHYYY CAN"T WE NOT BE SOBER WHY CAN'T WE JUST START THIS OVERRRR

placid sail
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on the other hand, he do be chubby and blonde

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@grizzled meadow do you have long hair or nah

lusty sonnet
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you calling falco chubby?

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ–Ό Avatar to peirdolonyraktrzustki

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slender rock
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xD

narrow lotus
slender rock
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WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE

placid sail
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iedy gooning

pale ingot
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@placid sail what storyteller do u fuck with in rimworld

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im thinking of doing the random one

slender rock
dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ–Ό Avatar to kalozhui228777

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pale ingot
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fuck it imma play the random storyteller

slender rock
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peace ted

narrow lotus
pale ingot
dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ–Ό Avatar to sneedite

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narrow lotus
slender rock
pale ingot
wraith osprey
slender rock
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christ

final cedar
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a selfie, 100%

inland jackal
placid sail
slender rock
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Mussolini

remote vine
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Am I still among the living

tidal trellis
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bruh moment'

remote vine
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@placid sail

narrow lotus
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real

remote vine
weak jackal
stone blade
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I go to cancer treatment building to get documents
I see paint crumbling
rusty pipes
lamps don't have cover on them and only 1 of the 2 lamps works

placid sail
# remote vine <@231842552729305098>

you woke up from catatonic coma, but the psychite withdrawal is still fucking you up hard, so you've locked up in your room a couple times, but all things considered, you're fine

stone blade
stone blade
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you can drop your keys down the shaft

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or your wallet

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:)

placid sail
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delight tried to cheer you up and made it worse KekSkew

stone blade
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@narrow lotus apartment building doors here need a code or a chip to open or a key , if you have neither of those 3 you can just shake the door violently and it will open regarless GrokChadGAMMA

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my personal favourite however

narrow lotus
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or nobody answers

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Calls neighbour
ALO, DA?

stone blade
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are those old soviet style doors from the 60s that are like 4cm thick steel , since they are unbalanced their sheer weight causes them to close on their own , god forbid you let that thing slam , you get tinnitus and cause a 2 magnitude earthquake

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They're also bulletproof

narrow lotus
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i have one of those where i lived in college , the door handle would break every month because of the sheer weight and because ppl could give 3 shits and just slammed it

stone blade
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CLASSICCC

narrow lotus
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i also knew everytime someone entered the building because i could hear it from 3rd floor

stone blade
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Been there

pale ingot
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one of these is not like the other

stone blade
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has to be masochist

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100%

narrow lotus
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B R U H

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Sir please spare us a coin i have kids god bless your family

stone blade
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I haven't had that happen since i lived in center of town and no gypsies lived near me in a 3km radius

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HOWEVER

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I've found used condoms , beer bottles , smoked joints , and a pack of rolling papers

narrow lotus
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clueless i know the condoms werent yours

stone blade
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No I was 15

pale ingot
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cant figure out how to use this mod and it takes a lllllloong fucking time to spin for a good colonist, i wish i could figure it out just to make a funny lil felow

stone blade
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it actually works

stone blade
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ALWAYS

narrow lotus
stone blade
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a gypsy wanted to fight the teacher once

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he got a 3 on the test

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if I had a penny for every weird thing I have witnessed here I could retire

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my grandma had to go to hospital before she died
go to visit (I love her)
get past a room that is open and being cleaned
it had shit smeared all over the walls

deep topaz
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everyone should get to smear shit on the walls at least once before they die

stone blade
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its like

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a circus 24/7 here

stone blade
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Luckily it wasn't her room

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or that one time my pa had to whip out the shotty because the gypsy kids would steal our internet

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they stood like 5 meters down the street out of sight and watched tiktok

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it was deactivated don't worry

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he didn't commit warcrimes

final cedar
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batman on a forklift KekSkew

narrow lotus
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@wide basin punished for snitching

wide basin
narrow lotus
stone blade
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aha

grizzled meadow
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Bald as in I cut my hair very very short, I think I am balding but I still have hair, I have a difficult relationship with my head

final cedar
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bald gang

final cedar
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james is bald?

narrow lotus
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Flaco

crimson flame
robust cove
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dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @molten tinsel (ka3ipo6a) has been muted for 999 days for reason: You have 1 day to change your offensive nickname / bio / pfp or you will get banned as per our #πŸ“„rules

deep topaz
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persona pfp checks out

final cedar
crimson flame
pale ingot
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death its the 3rd day @placid sail

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i have barely any idea what im doing

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going pretty well id say

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @fast spoke (niggerkillaqwe) has been muted for 999 days for reason: You have 1 day to change your offensive nickname / bio / pfp or you will get banned as per our β πŸ“„rules

deep topaz
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bro is on bluestack watching tiktok

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just immediately ban

final cedar
narrow lotus
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start with the veins first

final cedar
storm stream
deep topaz
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bluestack is android emulator on PC

final cedar
pale ingot
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nooo wtf what am i gonna do

storm stream
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ohh

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @vague laurel (ole_smokey) has been muted for 999 days for reason: You are not allowed to love certain things on this server as per our #πŸ“„rules , please change your name / bio / pfp or get banned

final cedar
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shit @deep topaz we kinda interlinked today

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cells within cells

pale ingot
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the bastard munched on my doctor of all people

final cedar
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pfp tho

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I wonder if these people are real

grizzled meadow
final cedar
dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @limpid spoke (virtualrapist) has been muted for 999 days for reason: Yeah , this server is against offensive names / pfps/ bios , you have 1 day to change it or get banned as per our #πŸ“„rules

grizzled meadow
final cedar
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then you will enjoy this too

tidal trellis
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I honestly do not understand

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the amount of nazi's that for some reason join this server specifically

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it literally

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spins my brain around

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why

deep topaz
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you have to join the discord to access the game

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you get all walks of life

tidal trellis
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TRUE.............................

river zealot
tidal trellis
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they gotta stand out somehow

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clueless they need their attention

frail scaffold
tidal trellis
pale ingot
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brother fucked his sleeping cycle because a squirrel bit him

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whatevr though.. reeeseearrch..

final cedar
final cedar
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psychite tea is good for the colony

pale ingot
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i..

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i put him on pemmican..

final cedar
green schooner
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based

pale ingot
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you dumbass

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do not consume the fucking squirrel meat

sage otter
tidal trellis
pale ingot
tidal trellis
pale ingot
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I AAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

narrow lotus
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caps lock spam?

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in my server?

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i dont think so

heavy peak
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!lock

final cedar
pale ingot
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freedom

final cedar
tidal trellis
narrow lotus
tidal trellis
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WHY ARE U EATING IT RAWWW

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U IDOT

pale ingot
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ok brianfart what do i name it

narrow lotus
remote vine
tidal trellis
final cedar
pale ingot
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its staying like this

narrow lotus
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brainrot at its finest

pale ingot
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holy shit he's finally doing his fucking job

deep topaz
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seems like one day cant go by without something catastrophic happening in this town

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someone's house is burning down nearby

pale ingot
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i didnt even see this. should i be worried?

remote vine
pale ingot
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surely

final cedar
tidal trellis
pale ingot
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whatever

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ill leave it here for today

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gonna keep playing l8r

final cedar
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why are farts funny

heavy peak
final cedar
final cedar
remote vine
tidal trellis
pastel quartz
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for my first colony, I feel like I'm doing alright

inland jackal
pale ingot
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otherwise youre doing good considering you werent hit with a cold snap on the 2nd day like i was lmao

pastel quartz
pale ingot
final cedar
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roof ain't enough no more?

pastel quartz
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I went with the hobo start and only had a single naked dude so im suprised im doing alright

pale ingot
final cedar
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oh wait, if it's on a shelve it don't matter

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right?

pale ingot
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im going easy on myself with the regular start

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my colonists are 1 gunner 1 researcher/doctor and the other one's a crackhead that's really good at melee and manual labor

pale ingot
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brother's got major passions in melee construction and mining

final cedar
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uranium stick and marine armor

pale ingot
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he has all the heavy gear on him

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and

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hes wielding a fucking knife

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cause ion have anything better

final cedar
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what's his name

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sounds like his story gonna be interesting

pale ingot
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i forgor

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i didnt customize their names

final cedar
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john ham

pale ingot
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I'm not playing right now cause ist late

pale ingot
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he does all the crafting, woodcutting, construction etc etc since he's the best

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i wish his traits were swapped with my gunner's though. the gunner is a masochist, has bloodlust and is kind

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and john just has bloodlust if i recall

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wish he had masochism lmao

pale ingot
ruby minnow
placid sail
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welp

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after doing everything in his power to destroy a colony, Usagi perished from wounds inflicted by a wild lynx, Delight and a hefty dose of go-juice

remote vine
placid sail
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Delight was on an insulting spree and talked smack to you, and you didn't like that

river robin
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Name a pawn after me

placid sail
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we're going through a lot of shit rn, mainly a giant fucking cloud of nanites that makes everyone nervous and ressurects anything dead to fucking slap your ass, so shit's rough right now

river robin
remote vine
placid sail
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actually yes

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that's the most hillarious part

remote vine
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poggers

placid sail
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the moment your corpse leaves the room, it'll probably immediately reanimates and starts fucking up everyone

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bro that shit lasted for several days now

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the food is low, because, you know

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there are animals to hunt, but killing them will result in them FUCKING STANDING UP BACK AGAIN

river robin
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Problem solved

remote vine
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oops wrong game

placid sail
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YO

river robin
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Stop ignoring me @placid sail you shitlord

placid sail
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DEATH PALL IS CLEARING

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WE HAVE A CHANCE

remote vine
river robin
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@placid sail plague be upon ye for ignoring me

placid sail
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BRO NOT A GOOD TIME AT ALL.

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YOU MF ARE ALWAYS BORED

placid sail
pale ingot
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@placid sail you're going through some shit huh

river robin
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He’s ignoring me

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Insult him, @pale ingot

placid sail
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and we're gonna do a fleshcrafting burial of you (we turn you into meat and organs for use)

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clownie there is nothing to react to

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also ham is muted

river robin
pale ingot
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the worst thing ive experienced so far is a cold snap hitting on the 2nd day

pale ingot
placid sail
river robin
placid sail
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I don't have any right now

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and the colony is tanking

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now PISS

river robin
# placid sail I don't have any right now

….
I can see that.
You posted a picture.
I looked at it.
Are you ok? You seem to have forgotten the picture you just posted and the sentence I posted that said the next you get.

placid sail
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rest in piss usagi, you almost destroyed the whole colony several times just because drug withdrawal made you angy

pale ingot
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thank jod the rimworld sale is till the 25th i can actually enjoy the game and decide rationally if i wanna buy the other dlcs after a while

tulip ravine
pale ingot
placid sail
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omegalul sabotaged the colony even in death

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fuck you usagi

tulip ravine
placid sail
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oh and yeah

placid sail
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right after turning your corpse into a red pool on the floor

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DELIGHT IS BORED

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AGAIN.

tulip ravine
placid sail
tulip ravine
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Pool table

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And chess

remote vine
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for a colony whose main industry is organ harvesting you sure are bad at it @placid sail

river robin
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@solar obsidian please fuck up @placid sail colony

placid sail
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I'm not fucking building a ps5 for one asshole, everyone else is fine

sage otter
placid sail
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ALSO

river robin
placid sail
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WE'VE JUST RECRUITED A GUY

pale ingot
placid sail
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, BRAINFART RESIDENTS

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ENLIST NOW

remote vine
placid sail
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p!who

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remote vine
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ryry

placid sail
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I have no idea who are you talking about

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fine fine I'll add clownie

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CLOWNIE YOU'RE IN

remote vine
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is he a meth head

placid sail
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behold his naked and wide splendor

remote vine
placid sail
# remote vine is he a meth head

he is a body modder (wants artificial parts of body) in a colony of fleshcrafters (despise artificial parts and use only meat parts)

sage otter
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Are those lamps of bear traps ?

placid sail
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so it's gonna be fun too

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bear traps

pale ingot
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does bz actually have me blocked btw

sage otter
pale ingot
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i think he does

remote vine
pale ingot
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what a loser

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cant handle my existence so he has to ignore me

placid sail
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oh shit clownie can plant

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LESSGOOOOO

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colonists threw a random party, Delight is laying in the hospital room while being almost fully healed

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and then you're gonna complain you're bored

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WAKE THE FUCK UUUUUUUUP

final cedar
placid sail
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too late man

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clownie outpaced you

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blame usagi

final cedar
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next time then PepeHappy

placid sail
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kill clownie irl, assume his identity

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or, well, yeah, next time

remote vine
river robin
final cedar
remote vine
placid sail
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yoooo transport pod drop

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if we're lucky, that's gonna be metro

pale ingot
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once i get to the point where i can start cybernetically modifying my colonists im turning john butcher into a fucking cyborg murderer

broken topaz
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Me when I throw the trash in the correct recycling container

placid sail
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ayyy never fucking mind instantly dead of wounds

remote vine
placid sail
broken topaz
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Cyber Psychosis is just body dysphoria for implants

remote vine
pale ingot
broken topaz
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Flesh is weak

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i crave the strength, stability and certainity of steel

pale ingot
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dude thats what I'm sayingggggg

pale ingot
broken topaz
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im

pale ingot
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if youre gonna edit it atleast get it right the first time

broken topaz
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tired

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i dunno how that snuck in there

fluid heron
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Flesh is weak as shit 3 red bulls and nicotine has my guts wanting to shoot out of my asshole

broken topaz
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Im not editing it now

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I must live with my shame

broken topaz
fluid heron
broken topaz
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Why is your profile picture a dog

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and where is that from

sage otter
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It's the dog in him

tidal trellis
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Dog

fluid heron
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Not gonna answer because I'm tryna play monster hunter

pale ingot
fluid heron
tidal trellis
remote vine
broken topaz
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Doesnt look like beastars to me

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atleast not the anime

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maybe its the manga

sage otter
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Cybernetics are all fun and games until you need to pay Elon a 300€ rent to use your cyber asshole

broken topaz
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problem solved by charging 400 € to rent out your cyber asshole

sage otter
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you cyber slut

placid sail
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yoooo, wanderer joins

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metro you're in

sage otter
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gn chat

pale ingot
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anyway

sage otter
pale ingot
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I realized that urrrm

remote vine
pale ingot
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the game started me off with electricity researched

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and i spawned on top of a river so i think its plausible for me to build a wheel and generate electricity whit it

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idk if you need a river but it should work

tulip ravine
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Caveman challenge

river robin
# placid sail

Actually really good besides no dumb labor, but the spread of useful passions isn’t bad.

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Medical, plants, and intellectual are all really useful

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Animals is meh

tulip ravine
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0 shooting tho KekSkew

pale ingot
tulip ravine
tulip ravine
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Also I’ll do the same brainfart member name thing but in dwarf fortress

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Instead of rimworld

river robin
fluid heron
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finished whooping the monsters ass

river robin
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pawns shoot yes, but they arent the main damage dealers late game

pale ingot
remote vine
pastel quartz
pale ingot
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wait actually

tulip ravine
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Who would like to be a dwarf in my fortress and would you like to be a admin

pale ingot
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where the fuck did my revolver go when i started

fluid heron
tulip ravine
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I need a hammerer

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To execute criminals

remote vine
pale ingot
tulip ravine
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I’ve got like 3 criminals sat in jail waiting for death

pale ingot
fluid heron
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You playing rimworld?

remote vine
tulip ravine
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I’m not

placid sail
tulip ravine
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I’m playing dwarf fortress

pale ingot
fluid heron
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I pirated the shit out of rimworld it's too much money

tulip ravine
remote vine
river robin
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make me the first dwarf to get a strange mood

tulip ravine
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It’s fun as fuck once you get past the initial learning curve

fluid heron
placid sail
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strike the earth!

fluid heron
#

Like the old df

remote vine
tulip ravine
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I remember in ascii there was a bug where

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A drunk dwarf would spill its beer

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And cat would walk in it

river robin
#

my main issue with df is that its more of a story generator than a game, and the devs have made it clear its their intent to move the "game" more in this direction with every update

remote vine
#

tbf the scii version is good too once you get used to it

tulip ravine
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And lick its paw

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Then it dies from alcohol poisoning’s

pale ingot
tulip ravine
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And there was like 30 dead cats in your fortress

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Which then decayed

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And filled your fortress with miasma

remote vine
fluid heron
#

if it was rimworld I would be very happy about the result

tulip ravine
#

If you want a funny read

fluid heron
#

I need a build a new pc I never finished rise

pale ingot
#

build a drug lab

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DIY

tulip ravine
fluid heron
#

I know how to cook up straight rocks

tulip ravine
#

Boat murdered is a classic

fluid heron
#

Red Bull is coming back in a big way

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And by big way I mean vomit

remote vine
storm stream
fluid heron
pale ingot
remote vine
fluid heron
#

I have the most atrocious fit on

fluid heron
#

Literally what the fuck am I looking at

tulip ravine
#

Ignore the graphics and just read it

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Funniest shit going

pale ingot
#

dwarf fortresses ASCII art bullshit is too much for me to comprehend

remote vine
pale ingot
#

but everything i hear about it is unhinged

fluid heron
#

Literally where are the elephants

tulip ravine
#

The entire fortress was eventually filled with rotting elephant corpses kekl

fluid heron
#

Shit reminds me of caves of qud

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But I can actually tell what's going on in that game

tulip ravine
#

It’s fair cheap

pale ingot
tulip ravine
fluid heron
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Shit is 30 bucks

pale ingot
#

no like is it multiple players or is it like

tulip ravine
#

Pirate it then idl

tulip ravine
#

I think each person gets one year

fluid heron
#

After buying payday 3 gold I have become a very skeptical buyer

pale ingot
pale ingot
remote vine
tulip ravine
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I thinkin I have screenshots somewhere one sec

fluid heron
#

It's actually appalling

pale ingot
#

they shoulda just kept working on pd2 lmao

fluid heron
#

When they put it on epic

remote vine
fluid heron
#

I used to have a custom hud stopped working

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How the hell do you fuck up huds

pale ingot
fluid heron
#

It would mark you as a cheater but most people don't give a shit

remote vine
fluid heron
#

I used to go crazy on dsod

pale ingot
#

legalize nuclear bombs

fluid heron
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Even without the dlc that don't matter it's still 120

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Because it don't even include base game

remote vine
#

@fluid heron if you don't want to buy it on steam just download the free version of DF and use a sprite pack

pale ingot
#

starter pack includes base and biotech

placid sail
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bro.

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are you for realsies.

pale ingot
#

later on you can fuck with the other ones trust

placid sail
#

A RANDOM FUCKING BEAR

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OUT OF NOWHERE

remote vine
fluid heron
#

You died to a bear imagine

placid sail
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decided to eat Delight

pale ingot
#

i mean

fluid heron
#

I've had colonists survive 30 bullet wounds

placid sail
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on the other fucking size of the map, away from everyone

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I don't even know what the fuck Delight was doing there

pale ingot
placid sail
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and to be sure he cannot be ressurected, he ate his fucking head, too

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what is this

remote vine
pale ingot
#

worst ive had is a cold snap on the 2nd day and a mad squirrel scratching the shit out of my doctor

fluid heron
#

because you can just have colonists that are constantly happy from murder

pale ingot
#

now its smooth sailing for now

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for now....

placid sail
#

but I'm not sure

fluid heron
#

I used to have Warhammer level psy casters

placid sail
#

and yeah the bear was utterly destroyed, of course

fluid heron
#

that would just nuke the entire screen with psy quakes

pale ingot
#

i went with the random storyteller on the 2nd diff (the one recommended for first timers) so i don't think anything really bad is gonna happen

fluid heron
#

Randy random?

pale ingot
#

ywa

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yea

fluid heron
#

I play with his ass on the hardest

pale ingot
#

but also to be fair

fluid heron
#

Youll get shit like 120 mad panthers

pale ingot
#

i havent had many good events either

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best ive gotten i think was

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some pigs joining my colony

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actually thats good

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pigs means fooood

fluid heron
#

one time I got like 4 of the constant mood debuff shits and one of my colonists smacked a boomalope

pale ingot
#

dumbassss

fluid heron
#

blowing up my entire storeroom and crushing a colonist because I had fuel in it

pale ingot
#

lmao

remote vine
pale ingot
#

i have deep storage on rn i have to figure out how it works

fluid heron
#

Minecraft ass mod

pale ingot
#

i added a few mods mostly for QoL

fluid heron
#

There's a few like colonists grabbing multiple stacks at once

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Having rain wash away all the piss and blood and dirt all over the map

pale ingot
#

thw 1.5 update broke a lot of shit at once so i don't have a lot of mods actually

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most of em are fuckin broken

fluid heron
#

Last time I played I think I was on like 1.3

pale ingot
#

how do i add flooring btw

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my colonists are living in a shitboz

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shitbox

fluid heron
#

It's in the building shit

pale ingot
#

the best i did for them was cleaning up all the plants grass and pebbles around them

fluid heron
#

Architect/floors

deep topaz
#

this is what you wanted right

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real anime women

pale ingot
#

and i put a growing zone down in a light green fertility area when there was a better one closer by

fluid heron
#

Once you learn about room ratings and how to make kill boxes you'll be aight

pale ingot
#

its my first time playing so i think im doing pretty well considering the circumstances

fluid heron
#

Make sure the room you put your research bench in is clean decently sized has a chair and light

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btw make separate rooms for shit

pale ingot
#

right now i have everything cramped into one room and a separate room for storage

fluid heron
#

It's much easier to have separate bedrooms with higher ratings than a barrack with decent rating

pale ingot
#

i do have space for housing i just didnt bother to expand because of the fucking cold snap and risk of hypothermia

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-15 celsius outside ass gameplay

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kept the living space on 20 celsius

fluid heron
#

I love puking up little bits of redbull get to taste the peach again

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Just gonna thug it out

pale ingot
#

oh btw is it possible to designate eating spaces? my dumbass colonists were eating outside in the cold

fluid heron
#

They will always sit in a chair to eat

pale ingot
#

gotcha

fluid heron
#

if you have a table with chairs they will eat at it

pale ingot
#

i also have a resident monkey in my colony

fluid heron
#

Make a room with a big table chairs around it and some chess it's like the living area

pale ingot
#

lil guy living with my colonists

pale ingot
upper shore
fluid heron
#

as long as you have the eating area next to the kitchen and freezer they will eat at the table

pale ingot
#

noted

fluid heron
#

make fucking sure your kitchen has flooring

#

And is clean mfs will get food poisoning

pale ingot
#

uh oh

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ive already cooked a few simple meals in the shitbox

fluid heron
#

Make sure your best chef is the only one cooking too

pale ingot
#

already did that

fluid heron
#

good

pale ingot
#

although

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his skill is only at like a 5 or 7 i forgot

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better than 0

fluid heron
#

Mhm

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If it's clean and they aren't at like 3 you have an insanely low chance of people getting food poisoning

pale ingot
#

my colonist's skillsets are as such

fluid heron
#

I had a transhumanist colony who loved to kill and eat nutrient paste

pale ingot
#

1 gunner. 1 doctor/researcher. 1 melee crackhead that also has a lot of other skills including but not limited to mining, construction and plants so i kept him around

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and crafting

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he's the best crafter out of all my colonists and he only has a 5

fluid heron
#

They loved slavery if I didn't have at least 1 they would get mood debuffs

fluid heron
#

Why do people not want to be white

pale ingot
#

true and real

deep topaz
#

white guilt

fluid heron
#

pathethic

pale ingot
#

i was about to get racist in chat

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eyup

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yep

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mmhm

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anyway i think ideology would go hard

fluid heron
#

I'll get like halfway through typing some racist shit and forget what server I'm in

pale ingot
#

but also i wont buy it yet, I'll refrain in case i end up not actually wanting to buy the rest of the dlcs

fluid heron
#

The dlc should not be as much as the base game it's fucking insane

pastel quartz
pale ingot
pale ingot
fluid heron
#

And it's never like a good sale it's like 5 to 20

#

If it was like a 75 sale I would snatch that shit up

pale ingot
#

atleast it aint as bad as pd2 shenanigans

fluid heron
#

well whenever the pd2 shit goes on sale its usually big

pastel quartz
#

I mean, colonizers (white poeple) basically "kicked" the natives out of america, but who gives a shit

fluid heron
#

I saw the base game at like a dollar before

fluid heron
#

They gave em smallpox and shit

pale ingot
#

i mean i aint an expert on american history to be fair

pastel quartz
fluid heron
#

Just get better at keeping your land ig

river robin
pale ingot
pastel quartz
#

guns against bows and arrows

fluid heron
#

Ain't nobody buying this shit

pastel quartz
#

also yeah, skill issue ig

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get better at defending your land

pale ingot
fluid heron
fluid heron
#

why is all my recommended porn and shit mfs threw together in unity in 5 minutes

pale ingot
pastel quartz
#

find the ones with a storyline and shit

fluid heron
#

Why do I even look

pastel quartz
#

and god tier animations

pale ingot
#

"YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR" ass font

fluid heron
#

Played cyberpunk for like a week

#

And steam went yeah this guy's a fucking coomer

pale ingot
fluid heron
#

Nobody can convince me to play it

upper shore
fluid heron
#

Literally can't name a single mature game I've played recently

#

Unless arma or squad has mature tags

pastel quartz
#

siege of toulon LπŸ˜ΉπŸ™

fluid heron
#

Saw the French flag and puked a lil

pastel quartz
#

grrrr dont spread your ideas of revolution or our own peasants might also rebel against us, an all powerful monarchy, believe us or we'll throw a tantrum and get you excecuted 😠

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that fucking leech king louis and her bitch wife

#

deserved to get publicly excecuted

fluid heron
#

The silence is deafening

pastel quartz
pale ingot
#

@pastel quartz hon hon fromage hon hon shitty fucking language god I hate french i fucking hate the french fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you hon hon hon croissant hon hon hon

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
#

french is a funny language, but its ruined by being used by the french themselves

pale ingot
#

french sucks

#

the people and the language

pastel quartz
final cedar
#

shawn what the fuck, you can't do blackface

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
#

never again

storm stream
pastel quartz
#

I jus dont like it

#

I aint french to the point where I enjoy eating fucking snails

river zealot
pastel quartz
#

I know

#

I'm not that french

ruby minnow
#

what do you mean you're not that french

#

you eat frog legs

#

you have a french flag as pfp

pastel quartz
ruby minnow
#

you're a napeleon fangirl

pastel quartz
#

fuckin snails and frogs

#

I enjoy the pastries

storm stream
ruby minnow
#

i won't let people know that you put frogs into a baguette and pour ketchup in it

#

then eat it

pastel quartz
ruby minnow
#

the worst part

#

is eating it

narrow sorrel
zealous remnant
narrow sorrel
#

snails are just land mussels kek

fluid heron
#

Frog legs taste very good

warped crown
#

[I'm frog]

fluid heron
#

Go gigging for frogs and cut their fucking legs off

#

you don't eat anything else

warped crown
fluid heron
#

bullfrogs specifically

warped crown
fluid heron
#

I like how that's their defense mechanism

#

Is sounding like a fucking chew toy

glad carbon
warped crown
warped crown
glad carbon
#

let my homie go

warped crown
#

meow

pastel quartz
glad carbon
#

cmon stella

#

do better

pastel quartz
#

I'll just stick with french pastries

#

paired with cheese

river robin
#

Why are you French

pastel quartz
#

I just grew up in paris

#

so I learned to be french

clear vapor
#

Sicily is awesome

#

especially Palermo

pastel quartz
clear vapor
#

They know how to party, especially at weddings

pastel quartz
#

sad I havent been there much in years

#

I should really visit my mother

clear vapor
#

When you can you should, family is all we got

river zealot
#

i just need to keep awake for 2 more hours

#

and then

#

for 12 more

#

and then i fix my regime

olive aurora
heavy peak
olive aurora
olive aurora
river zealot
#

it did before

#

i will just drink a lot of coffe

#

i dont drink coffe at all

#

so it works really good on me

final cedar
#

crazy like a fox

fluid heron
final cedar
#

no

olive aurora
final cedar
#

if you read the lusty argonian maid you know argonians don't have cloacas

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plus they breastfeed cowboyeyes

fluid heron
#

Dudes an argonian pussy professor

#

you said you spend how long researching?

glad carbon
#

do you think argonian guys got 2 or 1 or none

fluid heron
#

they have booba cuz it's fire

#

Also because it's the easiest way to tell the genders apart

olive aurora
#

the hist made female argonians fuckable so they'd intergrate better with other species

#

it's all part of the long game

fluid heron
#

Pretty sure they didn't really think that hard giving argonian tits and just started making shit up

olive aurora
#

yeah thats the real reason

final cedar
#

it's all made up lmao

#

so lost in the sauce

olive aurora
#

never attribute to lore what can be attributed to development oversight

fallow trellis
final cedar
#

overcooked

fluid heron
#

He's rendering 8k argonian tits

#

Drawing the entire city's power

glad carbon
final cedar
#

true bro

olive aurora
glad carbon
#

"alright its good to go, launch the game"

final cedar
#

slavery maximalists can't just let argonians be barely sentient creatures, no, they gotta be fully sentient humanoids with their own traditions and wedding rites to fully satisfy them

fluid heron
#

Boob

glad carbon
fluid heron
glad carbon
final cedar
fluid heron
#

Instead of giving argonian booba they should have just gave them enormous amounts of ass

final cedar
#

sorry. that was fat raccoon

fluid heron
#

I said it once

olive aurora
final cedar
#

once is too much

fluid heron
#

I said it and then bro comes in with his argonian rule 34 research explaining how argonians a reptile do not possess a cloaca despite laying eggs

final cedar
#

but yeah argonians got the short end of the stick in the games while being a pretty cool race / culture overall

#

the whole swamp land warrior culture could definitely be exploited in future games

#

tho it's nowhere near as open for development as most of the mer hmm

glad carbon
river robin
final cedar
#

6

glad carbon
#

i wanna see argonians lookin like bg3 dragonborn

#

lizardfellas

final cedar
#

ye

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the way skyrim did the faces / heads of argonians was a bit much. basically looking like a velociraptor almost KekSkew

low atlas
#

didn't the argonians shut down an oblivion gate themselves

olive aurora
#

dont talk about skyrim or bg3 you'll summon josta and ruin the vibes

low atlas
#

but skyrim depicts them as thieving lizards

olive aurora
low atlas
#

also readd spears, thanks

olive aurora
final cedar
olive aurora
#

hist is a hell of a drug

final cedar
#

dagon closed it if I remember that right

low atlas
#

yeah smth like that

final cedar
#

ok yeah, that looks good

glad carbon
#

eso got some cool argonian enemies

#

like the big brute dudes

low atlas
#

anything is better than the Morrowind depiction of argonians

fluid heron
#

Slam dunk an argonian into a trashcan

#

Cook filthy argonians in a wok

olive aurora
low atlas
#

mfs walk like they pissed themselves

fluid heron
#

Deep fry an argonian

final cedar
#

there is at least one canon note how nice argonian tastes

glad carbon
final cedar
#

I have to find it

fluid heron
#

Bro just admit how bad you want to fuck an argonian

low atlas
#

no they're good smugglers bro

final cedar
low atlas
#

I forgot that one quest where you deliver a slave for them to cut up and take out moonsugar

#

was it a khajit or an argo

olive aurora
low atlas
#

that's a new one

#

Saved

glad carbon
fluid heron
#

I side with the nords because I'm a racist

low atlas
#

neeerd

#

Dunmer is more racist

fluid heron
#

Yeah well I don't like that game

low atlas
#

Skyrim would be better with more racist races

fluid heron
#

Skyrim would be better if it took place in Detroit or palestine

final cedar
#

Playing a huge warrior monk form Hammerfell is also quite fun

river zealot
#

frog

glad carbon
glad carbon
fluid heron
#

Khajit and Argonians are victims

river zealot
#

is it 50

fluid heron
#

And they should stay that way

pale ingot
#

Skyrim would be better if it was set in Birmingham

fluid heron
#

Is dannyg the final boss

final cedar
#

Isn't it?

pale ingot
#

and the storyline consisted of destroying the world

glad carbon
#

i think its 40

low atlas
#

that's just riften no?

river zealot
low atlas
#

basically Birmingham but with more trees

final cedar
#

dlc raises it by 5 each

river zealot
#

im lvl 50?

#

i have all dlcs

#

there is what

#

4?

fluid heron
#

Birmingham is a fucking shit hole I hate the fucking place it's full of khajits

river zealot
#

so lvl 80?

#

interesting how im a messiah considering i nuked both long 15 and the legion

final cedar
#

vanilla is 30

river zealot
#

i see

final cedar
#

HH, DM, OWB and LR each give +5

glad carbon
#

@river zealot play capital punishment next

river zealot
#

how much does it weight

fluid heron
#

I'm hungry but I know if any food touches my stomach I'm going to fucking vomit