#πͺbruh-fart
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You would love to drop that table trust
You would not regret dropping your most important table
you will beg to drop the table when they're done teaching you about sql.
On a live derver
i have a backup for my backup
so why not
So true
wtf does dropping the table mean
I just want money to do activities and be at peace with my girl
he doesn't know
don't have any setup log files?
that will fix your problems
i have the summary log file yes
SQL when SQW comes in
real
check those for the issue
nope, phone
sad

maybe sector sizes or some shit like that cuz microsoft
incel
maybe cause i put shit on D disc instead of C
skill issue
but that shouldnt cause issues
Just use KQL
use KYS
welp, time to get to workin
Worst shit
myshinka please
we don't need to know everything
πͺ€
and maybe eat more fiber ig
Make your OS working without losing your shit challenge
oh you were talking about windows business
any help maybe myshinka?
No lmao
rude
Also you said hi 3rd time today
BRO A MOD JUST TURNED AN ENTIRE SERVER TRANS AGAINST THEIR WILL
does it matter
No
CAN'T HANDLE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION MAN
then 
Im stuck in fucking traffic because retards can't drive
it happens naturally here, no need for a mod to interfere
you will learn it

I have no idea what spider is yapping on about
my last hope
I thought my dong died
dear indians help
mind is clouded from the edging streak
An awfully lot of chimp memes are currently being posted.
why would u write that in public?
its a normal thing
lol
Someone just gave everyone the MtF role and then pinged that role. All 12 thousand people.
no no, you're supposed to have a full on mental breakdown and deep insecurity over a normal thing
start doubting yourself now this instant
@pastel quartz
yeah but I had ed at the start of my depression treatment
Twin
depression pills will turn your dick off
now my dong works with no problem

except for mine thankfully
now 12k people ping IS funny
and also my erection time is 20x longer
Being around my ex gave me ED


(yeah I can last 3-4 hours thats bigger problem but fuck it)

ok, ED haver
I cast testicular tortion
iedy
fuckin of course
Anytime it feels like it won't get to full mast I just look up some fucked up porn and all is good again.
honk honk
@narrow lotus
@narrow lotus are they lying? how could you....
emojies started to lag
did they @ everyone?
the boot licking is crazy
oh
@narrow lotus
he also called you a slur
!lockdown
β Locked down πͺbrainfart
what do you want
you shit
s
stay locked down until i finish this helldiver game
Locked until tommorow fuck you all
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Wuh
@narrow lotus
@narrow lotus
voted
Whats your policy on telling noobs that theres big sweaty men in x18
All of the underground parts of stalker piss me off except agroprom underground
The rest can go fuck off and die
What about miracle machine
Bad
Theres big sweaty men in brainfart too
But the Brian scorcher pisses me off more than anything
Just turn invisible noob
Game just spawning in a fucking company of high level monolith soldiers that also don't set off any mines you put down are bullshit
Literally just gameplay -> difficulty -> cute little kitty cat noob mode
what if I just kill you huh what about that
TBH no shame in it

I almost exclusively play veteran/medium progression
Cuz hard progression is just the same rhing but you cant buy medkits at the start
funny rusky
I got got.
i hate sql
That's normal
@narrow lotus
if she a hoe hoe hoe don bring her to your home home home
the day after i start my kenshi gaming
kenshi gets a fuckin update and my favorite mod, re-kenshi is now unusable


skill issue
what's the mod they talkin about
why the kenshi sex dungeon of course
sweet
re kenshi, the mod i mentioned?
bro yall gotta learn to read
i mean what does it do
Thank you, unwise unmystical untree
the one time selling your body is respectable... to save your body.
just cut it out with a steak knife
very useful utility mod
technically she is protecting her investments
i twasnt an investment before she got cancer
way less cool than expected
so no
its very useful
a light update wont break an overhaul mod
but something like this? definitely
You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard
vaas looks different
ikr
he does look different
Crazy?
ps2 vaas bro
I was crazy once
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egg
Tactical fish.
cool bird
my feet smell so bad i think i have a problem
@potent canyon (nigger_or_faggot) has been muted for 999 days for reason: You have 1 day to change your name or you will be banned as per our #πrules
i will kiss jequ if this works
Weseli malwaring his pc
fakin jequ
his server nickname in Russian reads "who are you" so you're actually onto something
Serb losing his mind in real time
he's fiiiine
i need some sosig
he narrates absolutely everything he does in brainfart anyway
some meat asap
whaddya mean i can't make my username all slurs!!! this is fascism !!!!
way too 
current situation is much better
discord has to do fuck all about it
it's mods of all the other servers' problem, not their
computer reads differently than our minds
oh no
computer sees words as letter combinations, not words
We get it busy you know all the ways of the shaolin to typing racial and other slurs
he spent too much time in the cyberspace
W is starting to understand the machine
but will have to...
sacrifice his humanity.
No it sees words headass
Follow, subskraib
sher
Bill Overbeck 
Son, we just crossed the street.
what the hail
i have 2 sides
choose
dude is eating oreos
HES GOING TO EAT THE CAT
@placid sail
indians are back and are looking promising
since this one doesnt speak english
don't mix me up into your sql hell
fk u
you dont get good things
i will have you know i have been getting swell thunde storms
and hard rains
na maikati putkata ne poluchava hubavi neshta
boundful amount of sleep
demo wants ivan to come over
fk no
hes filth
a lot
damn
oh you want rain
hes dirty bulgraian
I CAST HELLISH REBUKE
I can
yes
my brother in christ, we are in the gamma server (nobody can read here)
thats the shotgun from rust
Yous seen drama alert twitter? If this is a joke itβs a bit too in depth
spelling
Apparently bloody keemstar has died now
Tbf even if he did would be a net w but still
@green schooner grammar is the rules of the language more or less
spelling is how you...spell a word
duhh
I'm gonna nerd emoji myself before you people do it
I have a microphone in front of me typing is ass
THEY DONT LET THE JEW ON THE CANOE π£οΈ π£οΈ π£οΈ π£οΈ π£οΈ
I had to subject the subject to a series of test is a sentence that always seems to confuse non native English speakers
Aswell as like I wound the bandage around the wound
The farm is used to produce produce
hehe
we have a wonderful thing in Bulgarian and we call it "Π£Π΄Π°ΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅"
its really really useful for things like these
like produce and produce
@sage otter β€οΈ
alo
ALO
fuck you, Hunger of Hadar
Let a production company record a record
counterspell, bitch
i smack your moms ass
you wish
i fail the strength roll cus shes too fat


π€
@fading shuttle
yes yes
i heard no siren as sofia doesnt exist
true
tiger woods or something idk
Fart? Fart.
ikr
pussy*
ngl, imo the Tiger 2 H has a very satisfying shape
Big fan of pussy
it's the best
slap ERA on that 90 degree turret plate and its good to go
Lmaoo
car
helo

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I almost thought you were hacked
Cause of the essay and a link
But then i saw you edited your message
go check out the steam game for me though since i dont have friends to play it with
but it does have overwhelmingly positive reviews. and from what ive read its pretty good
I got it
Its looks like wish.com lethal company
interesting
Whose attention i have rn
Offtopic is trying to make a offtopic mc server, who agrees to raid it
his april vids are always friggin good lmao
i remember abt the chastity cage
the man is a meme god
What about the time he had to his ex gfs backdoor after her new bf slammed it hard
Didnt ask
Is what you should click

Real
Case sensitive stuff is ass
Its always about the size
Have a gn T
dude
I am actually
Brain dead
I figured out why my reshade wasn't working
I was on dx9 like a retard omfg
kill me
no way, fallout ||twink outfit||
hi metro
hi frog
hows ur april first
It has been milennia since i have been locked in here only sustenance being the cockroaches and rats
I will survive
cock eater
this looks like good time ngl

I swear if it loads in and its that one gif of a lizard giving spiderman back shots!!
It didnt load so i hit download
And it said " lizard giving spiderman backshots .mp4 "
comedy

Missles is better than spider backshots
pixelate the bottom half of that gif kek
Mr. Metron
will i get warned/muted or in any other way punshished for posting an image of a fleshlight that looks like a sausage roll pastry ?

Just asking
only one way to find out
hypothetically
yes
i trust your judgement
that bugslife fleshlight would get you warned too
how will this effect the salmon population
salmon live in freshwater and that looks like a sea cow
Car
Why did I decide to even look in here
stinky
fuckers should go to #πpets-posting
classic based ryry take
i think cat posting should be banned unless its exotic cats
nah it has its place
Yeah post dogs instead
no
no the issue is the spam
spam is retarded unless the spam itself is the joke. with the cat posters the joke is "cats" instead of ironically spamming like a tard.
theyre NOT self aware
this statement implies my vtuber spam that was specifically done cus it made people crazy mad wasnt retarded
its retarded but its acceptable because the joke is that its spam and it makes people mad
you know its retarded
theres a level of self awareness
Retard debate
You did it caused it pissed off falco
nope
if he was pissed off i didnt realise, i did it to anger the rest of brainfart
It wasnt too bad
he was my lawyer during that time, ensuring only i could post cringe vtuber stuff
yes, and yet it pissed people off, it took so little effort
i think its because i was persistent
it was tame sure, but i was doing it regularly
i think at one point i just sat down, and for several hours the moment someone posted anything i would instantly send a vtuber gif
There's a rise in blood pressure alright but not what you're thinking 
What is this
critikal
Its live footage of myself after Alex spams the entire brainfart with degen-tubers
womp womp
This is how to watch King Kong (2003).
donkey store https://dunkeyscastle.com/
go BIGMODE https://twitter.com/BIGMODEgames
This is against TOS
Oh mb
I don't care lol just didn't wanna see you get in trouble 
?
It isn't
Since when posting guns is against TOS?
I remember something about it but it's an old thing and even the it was restricted to +18 channels (this channel is +18), the only "problem" with posting it in here is that, well, memes channel
inciting violence !!!
I thought the weapons channel was taken down due to this?
We never had a weapon channel
nuh uh
#βπ«loadouts (which you probably can't see) was about loadouts in game, hence the name, loadouts
srgtofdeath reading the rules wrong
I distinctly remember a channel that people talked about their irl weapons and modifications
classic
im pretty sure this was just in brainfart
Hmm maybe
Still there
I could of sworn it was it's own channel
We have a thread in here
since the channel is 18+ you can talk about your guns as long as you aint talking about selling or buying them
i am selling AK from 1749 never used 30,000,000
yes
reported
smh
since this channel is 18+ we can say swear words now
like piss
Shit
n
His thick hands fondled, then strangled the grip tightly as his sweaty finger caressed the fire selector. Suddenly, between the rapid shallow panting, one swift flick was met with a click of excitement as he slowly started to press... "That's enough gas outta you" he whispered, folding the port cover closed and holding it shut tight
I love my gats
That's the most sexual way I've seen someone describe gun maintenance.....
You sir, you deserve a one way ticket.
me when the revenant

we had a thread
for brainfart
(Now as i scroll down i realised you already said that, no fettuccini executionale pls)
i cant wait until April 1 is over and i can go back to believing everything i read on the internet again π
Can I please stop seeing this albino ass, rubia ass, motehrfuckign knife-eared slut from the internet?
The more I see of her the more I wanna send Elfs to their own..... 1940s Disney park... Let's put it like that.
@inland jackal i was wrong
womp womp
You're good to post it 
Oh
i am going to fuck that pfp
SAME
Wtf... 
Ah. Hello again
Well now that I know I'm good to post it, what is this?
Schleppa and I are both gæy, so we don't care if something's a boy or a girl.
Or human I guess..
That's a gun! 
Martini Henry breech loading rifle... If it smoked meth.
that is not a gun that is driftwood
Yeah, it's going through rehab rn.
Oh! Thank you!
Considering how much rust is there.
It's only a miracle if the wood doesn't desintegrate in mere seconds
It looks like an Italian vetterli 1870 maybe
......
hunt showdown player spotted
Loading Bri'ish Pyro.exe
Nah. It's gotta be rolling block
here is what your .NET malware code would look like if it was black and chinese
I was thinking Springfield model 1871, but I'm not fully sure.
if it ain't got a trapdoor i don't think it's that old
Oi M8 what the bloody devil?
You mean to tell me M8, that the thingy over there which is the best of the Queen's men's best rifle is Italian?
Thats a fooking insult M8!! We fooking walloped the Spaghetti eater in Africa and we watched them get eaten alive by Abyssinians.
Fooking outrageous innit chaps?
unloading British Pyro.exe
Wtf are you on about mate?
I really should be more focused on my course than figuring out what fucking model this rolling block rifle is 
After some inspection I have concluded that it's a Methson model rolling block rifle.
There's probably a sub reddit dedicated to identifying weapons
Source?
Have you looked at it?
Remington M1867 @inland jackal
Springfield Model 1870/71 @inland jackal
Maybe
Or it could be a conversion of something older
That's what I was thinking
Could be a conversion of a flintlock or something into a rolling block
Rolling Block rifle
Great gun
I like the Swedish military model
Sharp Rifle was actually pretty cool too
hi sleppa
greetigs
does anyone have any recommendations for standard AK/AKM handguards
I'm looking to replace the one that came with my gun but I can't think of anything aside from magpul MOEs
CAA RS47-SET
good morning chat
Just wonder how would that folding M stock would work in US since ATF are pretty edgy about stocks that can fold
for which one
rs47 set
it aint allowed
Well
how is it over 100 euro for ya
its the atf you're talking about, they dont know shit about guns yet they enforce these rules that make no sense
@deep topaz you could get an AKdemia handguard off aliexpress
you seen that one dude from the atf that cant even dissasemble a glock?
caa gearup site
The ATF director cant explain why pistol brace is dangerous
you mean their president?
not whatever ur on
yes
and worse part
the gun had a bullet in the chamber
I think I saw that vid
while he was fiddling with the trigger
And I think he had the finger on trigger as he tries to take off the slide
And he doesnt even know how to take off one
yes, he racked the slide and a bullet came out
while he was fiddling with the trigger
Tbh its not a secret that they just wanna do this for money
no wonder they think americans need guns regulated if that's their president
Since the ban is pretty pointless if every criminal can get it yes?
I dont get why Suppressor needs a regulation
doesnt know shit about guns yet gets to call the shots to what to have and not have on your gun
Like it doesnt make gun goes from 200 dec to 0
Its still loud af
Only thing I can see why suppressor is threatening is that it hides the muzzle flash
man america is so funny
old ass president claims "9mm kills the body, 45 acp kills the soul"
The country where nearly 50% of the laws make no sense?
flash hiders are still unregulated
yeag
no the laws make sense
to suck as much money off you as possible
I thought america was the land of the the free
Muzzle Brake and Flash Hider are generally illegal
Unless its built onto the gun barrel
So idk whats the point
you cannot even fuck a hooker and smoke crack freely
no pistol grip, no 30round mags, no adjustable stocks, no full auto
The favt that they look at AR15 and called it the only assault weapon is just funny
man my throat hurts like hell
Its not like there are 100 of different guns that do the same thing
Just look differently
atf doesnt know shit about guns
what can you expect
Said the same people who banned .50 BMG because its too assaulty
Who the f assault with a 50 BMG
50 was banned so we cant shoot through swat APCs
same poeple who gave 959 jdj a sporting excempt
yeah bro let me pick up this barett and do a mass shooting
first round
everybody around me is fucked up
i'm fucked up
Well boo freaking hoo you can own .700 Nitro Express that bang APC glass
Its not our fault that SWAT didnt bring a BTR-80
does a 700 nitro have a box mag
then its not assaulty enough
i mean SWAT does have MRAPs so
Bolt action .50 BMG that only single shot is also considered Assaulty btw
Under the intepretation of Assault Weapon Ban
i thought it was a destructive device
I think they removed that a while back
i love california man such a retarded state and government
cali is nice
Cali you cant get .50 Cal
LA especially
idk why you guys cry about gun laws all the time lmao
"what if the shooter can cycle the bolt with his bare hands as fast as an assault rifle can" probably the thought process
But you can get .416 Barrett
its not about gun laws
Which is kinda similar thing
california is generally retarded
look at LA
yes
come live here and see how awful it is!
oh no it sucks to live here and walk to the store
i would rather live in Turkey then live in Cali
Very awful
overpopulated and filled with retarded poeple
thats every city you numbskull
also they plant shit in a desert
where it shouldn't grow
and then wonder why they got wildfires
"its dense and the people arent nice"
Also New York gun law is equally as retarded
next level of retard
we got wildfires because we have retards who throw cigs out of their cars and corrupt electric/gas companies with unsecured power lines
also they steal water of San Francisco which causes them to not have enough water for their natural plants
they dont want the mob to get their hands on full auto tommy guns now would ya
Dont forget about wifi company btw
any law directed at curbing gun crime / repeat offenders is so retarded it isn't even funny
yes criminals love following the law
yeah but
LA makes these fires grow even larger then they suppose to be
by planting these plants
yeah but? you dont really get to complain unless you come here and see firsthand
because these plants cannot stand the desert and they just become fuel for the fire
LA forest fire?
can you just shut the fuck up man you're trolling
If anything LA never had forest fire
I just don't like the type of poeple living in LA
Turkey is way better then whatever LA is
Or a big one like Irvine
and that tells you a lot
syno is trolling
(it doesnt
probably artificially planted on sand
he sees 3 eucalyptus trees and calls it a forest
There is not even a fucking wild in LA to have a fire
Most fire is caused by idiots crackheads
If its around LA
man what are the only nice states in the america
probably Texas well maybe
Florida
Kentucky
Applachia
The only fire thats huge is near Pendleton but thats mainly caused by mortar shells or tracer munition from Military exercise
me am love garbage fires
And they contain pretty fast
Id say the midwest but it has enough urban legends to keep poeple away from it
Wyoming?
one day i want to go to Applachia and see if the legends are true
Its Urban Legend
theres a difference between brushfires and wildfires
what the fucks a wyoming
California had not had a forest or any big fire in like 3 years?
that will not stop me cause english is not my main language
The last one that was big I believe was 2018
And that was around Whittier
It was pretty bad
2018 was 6 years ago 
yeah I guess thats nice too, I lived over in miami for 5 years, college and such
But yeh
yeah that one was real bad
october is fucked
everything is real dry in october
the ants stole it
most of these recent forest fires (last 10 years) were pretty much contributed to global warming
san fran is alright if you avoid like 50% of it
Make that 70
just trim the fat (aka street bums)
man imagine if you say a fire in south was because of global warming
imagine all the theories
people would bring up
Yeh hes a troll
i'm not american
@frog
"the 100 million dead trees and unusual droughts are perfectly natural"
Even I know Istanbul was Constantinople of course Seattle isnt CA
Im having an argument with my mates because this garbage meme flew over my head
washington is basically CA
well Istanbul and Constantinople were historic things
Well
Seattle isn't
Except its rain every day
CA has jack shit when it comes to raining
It has been raining pretty hard this year
But the last 7 years I been here it barely rained
I think Seattle is the closest you could get to total anarchist
Since theres a big portion of Seattle isnt controlled by law enforcement
Yep
and then ambulance couldn't help them
Thats where it is
See ya caught up
isnt that chaz or something
is that still a thing
no
how long did it last? 3 days?
thats not even true
i think so
Damn
that was cleared up like a month after being started
antifa people cannot really do any medical treatment let me tell you that
I still dont know what happened there
All I know was that Police couldnt access that area for a while
that's because antifa are a bunch of 20 somethings raised on daddy money
what was that big hippie gathering
it was basically that but rioters instead of hippies
Bruh
I forgot what was another wild state
Oh yeh Detroit is basically a dead city the last time I heard
Chiraq
thats what happens when you have a city based on manufacturing and then outsource everything to china
kill a bunch of people in an area and suddenly not many people want to be there
whats the one that people thought got razed to the ground by like one riot
portland?
i watched a video from Detroit i think it was
there was a beheaded person on the street
lmao i cant believe people still thing that place is like a mad max lawless zone
I would think of Chicago
that reminds me of that canada thing
Or atleast one part of ot
that one greyhound
detroit
scizo dude macheted another mans head off on a bus and people just sat there and ignored it
Cripz declares alliance with ISIS
dude its detroit
Doesnt Utah have like a land that was lawless
what do you expect
Because of stupid state borders
there is a lawless land in America
in a desert
but it literally isn't lawless
because people don't kill eatch other
not many people live there
the people that do get along
lawless doesn't mean free murder
yeah
people don't revert to PVP rust server the instant they can kill without government punishment
lawless just means you can smoke meth and pirate movies
Tbh no one really enforce pirating movie and game in US that much
oh, I heard about it, its a community made up of hippies who doesnt want to live in cities
Unless you kicked Corporate butt
if you played GTA 5 im pretty sure its just stab city from that game
depends on what you pirate
Pokemon 
don't seed dark souls or the NSA kills you
Nintendo is coming to my ass
what if I pirated sekiro
you play pirated nintendo game
2 blacked out SUVs pull up to your door
i've been there
nintendo when someone pirates a game they don't even sell any more
nintendo got the yakuza to dispose of youπππ
just use that shinzo abe blaster
for chicago being a shithole there sure are a lot of APARTMENTS going for +$1500 a month
1 bed 1 bath
but bro
bro
it has a gang war view
you look out of your window you see people getting killed
so you have to pay more

no you just hear it
if you dont live in gang territory
its like the old roman colluseums
YO ARE YOU NOT HAVING FUN
YOU AINT LAUGHING GANG ???
if somebody creates a turkish gang in chicago
they got their gang sign ready already
nothing better than a nationalist that doesn't live in their country


sheeeesh



