#🎪bruh-fart
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soldier side by soad still gives me goosebumps when i listen to it, such a good song man
system of a grilled cheese
@runic kernel have a cat
when that grill hits
best i can do is cube
best i can do is green top
Best i can do is dig a cube shapped hole in a cave
i remember back before the villager rework, i always took over the cobblestone house
the church or whatever it was called
Man i haven't played Minecraft in a while
i just cant play it anymore
Account costs like 20 dollars
i get bored
And tlaunncher has a trojan
🏴☠️
Yeah vanilla is boring for me
gotta have denuvo bro, the best thing to add ontop of an already poorly optimised game
Ah
That one
I refuse to buy denuvo games
The devs just cant do regional pricing huh
hey there 👋
rough night. drinking coffee now, hopefuly i can get out of bed this time 
wbu?
Fixed my sleeping schedule by not sleeping for 30 hours 
@lunar brook, and you said it wont work. "uhm achtuaely ☝️🤓 for every 2 hours, you need 1 hour of sleep, so you will still feel tired". absolutely clueless 
I slept for like 10 hours
nice


I want to play fallout 2
But i think i fucked up my build
And i dont feel like restarting
there are 2 dogs inside you
one wants to play fallout3
one wants to play fallout 4
both are retarded
investing into char
restart
charisma is a dump stat in like all the fallout games
fallout 2s charisma is useful
cus it increases how many companions you can have
if you're doing a str build you wanna go for agility or endurance to pair with it

i never played 2 :3
you are using companions
But ma dialog options
right
Haven't really found one yet
Got some temperory ones
bro
whyd you invest in charisma that much if you werent gonna try and look hard for companions then
Ma dialog options
profound mental retardation

dialogue isnt gonna win you fights with radscorpions
Eh
Honestly havent had too many hard fights
you could just, look up where some companions are to get your game rolling better
and you wont have to restart
Will do
Hm
I can get sulik
I think i have enough money
Eh i think im better of restarting
I can get to where i was in under an hour
those are always fire asf though
i love mining into caves or mountains
Gm
stay sober loser
Wtf is that creature
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some april fools events are fun

this should be a perma mode
like the green army men for rising storm but not dead
oftentimes april fools events are fun and then theyre never added again or kept in the game :(
Wait its april fools
I wonder what event is in war thunder
they temporarily make the game good
and then the next day its bad again
rdr2 april fools event they actually fix the game and then break it even worse the day after
That will jam soo much
true
my condolences
this implies it existed in some form

TRUE
Златен век?
fake
hm
@stone blade

they dont know what those flags mean anyway
me on my way to protest about something because i love scandal
real
This is your brain on right to protest
bro looks genuinely confused
French do that all the time
me omw to cause drama, hatred and discord in a community just to watch it burn
you arent interesting enough to do that
im retarded enough to do it
:O
Typical myshinka W
where
mods had to rewrite the #📄rules because i kept using censored n words and other sus memes
what have you done?

uh huh
trust
"my girlfriend goes to a different city" sounding ass
preparing for easter
painting the eggs red
Cannot believe brainfart's name is completely normal on April 1st.
@grizzled meadow do yer jeb
brainfart april fools event. death
when is that polish fuck making more helltaker
has he no ambition
Last twitter entry in 2021
Nvm it did something weird

yes I only have black shirts
I die
nuh uh
White tshirts 🤮
Tell me that when your black t shirt is absorbing 90% of the sunlight and you feel like you are going to die 
Wheres that hi reply chart
Kulen mislis

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAMAAAAAAAAAA

Sirenhead

its over
Wait this emoji is fire
Floppa car
They are demolishing Bulgaria?
Im sure hes feeling great right now 






He already is.

Finally

:]
God fucking damn it NO
everbody is going to do you
Poggies
its april 1st you fool

it wasnt real
HELLTAKER 2!!!!

HELLTAKER 2 ISN'T REAAAL
>:(
Sirenheas irl???
Win
Emission
Im mad now
Go back to offtopic
Baki characters be like
Bitch i make PVC fence
Скидадале скидадуле, твой хуй теперь лапша @stone blade
How does it taste
sidorovich apparition
why is it warm
love me some 20-30 celsius weather
<@&929452514326249524> After careful consideration , i have decided it is time for me to step down as Moderator of GAMMA , in favour of taking a place amongst the team of Escape from Pripyat. Thank you everyone for the memories and allowing me to be part of this wonderful team.
As a final goodbye i will delete #🎪bruh-fart and free everyone in the process. Thank you, and i wish you good luck with he project in the future .
i will be replacing iedy
Death
Aprililili
if you free us from brianfart we're all being sent to the depths of https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1208148203673878568
Mmm 220V ~
Lithium
Tis a wonderful occasion.
FINALLY
dont believe him, its an april fools joke, he would never have the balls

He did ping moderators tho


they cant demote him

when did aldo come back
Today for april fools
I would send you (real) 5 borillion dollars if you just do the deleting brainfart part
Morbing time
Morbing time
Morbing time
Do it, coward
April Fools
april fools
cyclopus
heroglyphus
he looks like he fucks for sure
@narrow lotus Assign him the unfit to help role.
i can unassign it, it means nothing
does this mean i can become mod
I should be mod (wouldnt do anything with it)
i would never lockdown
i will simply ban people through a democratic vote
i will disregard votes if i think they are cringe
this will be a south american democracy

i will send pipe bombs to your residence
you would blow yourself up making one idiot, better buy them pre-made
thanks for the tip
@solar obsidian 
hey there, Ares 
buongiourno 
gorliami 🤌
sounding like a true falco
i watched the sopranos
good night stinky brains
gn 
@heavy peak 
hello Synthia 
hello Symba
Synthia?
Did he transition
a long long time ago
Delight, i think your spine is white
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bitch
Hello all
No u
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Birch
Oi you little cunt
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Hm
!water @tulip ravine
💦 @tulip ravine is now hydrated for the day! 💦
So you can grow
!water @pastel quartz
💦 @pastel quartz is now hydrated for the day! 💦
hydrate myself
!water @inland jackal
💦 @inland jackal is now hydrated for the day! 💦
!, youwatrrvv bbb aaaa uuygggggggggghhhhhhhhhyhhhy
!send @inland jackal to Birmingham
!shake
Birming@pale ingot
gonna kms for that one
@inland jackal oustershire sauce
Kulen
wdym?
Also idk why you lot pronounce British places so strange
Like Worcestershire
For some reason people say it like wuster shiiire
What they dont say that on april fools in lithuania
Ivan said the same shit
nope
Bruh
I will disconnect your spinal discs
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for anyone confused
now try saying ahoghill
Dude this finnish thing is fucked up
They aren’t hard to pronounce
You lot are just retards
Finish flag
the finnish make the most wack games imaginable
@oblique spire they should add manpads and attack helicopters too squad
You know attack helicopters were once in squad
@river zealot
RULEEE BRITANNIA

BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVESSS
no
BRITONS NEVER EVER SHALL BE SLAVESSS

bretons?
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
NO ONE AGREES WITH ME
I love being Anglo Saxon / Norse / Roman / Celtic all in one
God bless the British
You can actually tell which place was named by which culture here which is pretty cool
Usually by the end of their names
Yorkshire has a lot more norse, up here is Anglo Saxon / celt
Booba do go hard fr
every day i pray birmingham blows the fuck up
booba are for babies, hips are for MEN
true
i know this dude from birmingham
brother ate at a restaurant with the fucking shank instead of the knife they gave him
That’s just a knife you get for steak here

You get a normal knife and a steak knife
of course you will partake in clownie day
I'm surprised you haven't figured out to lock down the channel for entire day and go LMAO THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA afterwards
Me fr
April fools prank:we send everyone on a hallucination lasting but a second but feeling like thousands upon thousands of years of being tortured in the deepest pits of hell
Hello busy

um..skill issue?
I think you should partake in a activity called killing yourself
I think you'd enjoy it
having to endure clownie day while underslept and trying to work as well is a bit painful too
um... noob??!?!!
Unfortunate
White Wedding Billy Idol (00:00)
A Horse with No Name (2006 Remaster) America (07:32)
Hold the Line Toto (11:30)
Smokin' Boston (16:04)
Eminence Front The Who (20:01)
Get Down To It Humble Pie (25:24)
Young TurksnRod Stewart (28:45)
Slow Ride Foghat (33:08)
Barracuda Heart (36:19)
Green River Creedence Clearwater Revival (39:57)
Some Kind Of W...
omg shut up
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.
🫃
hillarious
!0daysld
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😂

he gon start playing tarkov and getting a bird
Iedy rn
Musician John Mayer joins Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen in CNN's New Year's Eve special from a Japanese cat bar. #CNN #News

mf got stunlocked by cats
oh great, thor is a banana today
Madirex coming back would be a better April fools joke
If something bothers you, you should speak up busy
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don't pretend I haven't spoken up
but sure, let me repeat myself
LOCKING 👏 BRAINFART 👏 EVERY 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 CRINGE 👏

Na, ted
The fucking name of that 
You will be locked down 
Skipping the popular beliefs round here, you are the most sane out of all of us 
Anyways, picked up some tonic and beer
pomegranate juice kinda goated
🫵 normie
i break my fast in 10 minutes and I'm gonna chug this shit
muslim?
ramadan?
i guess you can say that
New normal sucks anyway
"... don't come to brainfart tomorrow"
-Iedy
TikTok brainwashed slopstink
IQ Increase
... You ever watched porn?
other channels get brainfarted
They gonna make us some muuneh
better ask what effect would it have on iedy himself
HOLY SHIT, ARTHUR, ARE THOSE FLAMINGOES
his romanian ass is gonna die without memes for a week
7 days without locking down a channel, think what that does to a man
Iedy:
Day 0.7 no lockdown 
only able to browse chromosome defficient tarkov channel and offtopic
... I barely see him on offtopic
He even isnt on our private group chat 
@fading shuttle it is spreading, you are now an influencer
this gif pierces my soul everytime I see it
I don't even know the context of it
Ohp there I go sinnin again
finally got that niche microcelebrity status
congrats, now you just need to shill nfts or something
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Coward
I was so bored before I discovered day drinking
but have you considered maybe not being an alcoholic
?
No ping
fuck am I supposed to ping you for
Learning finnish rn
you really are khaytil with a vagina
myshinka doesnt have anyone else that pings him
@solar obsidian

always
I forgot about khaytil
Silly ahh language
what are you learning finnish for?
Why is 'mr.' 'herra' and 'ms.' 'ruova'
what?
cat eating salami
Funy
learn norwegian instead
No
learn french for the funni
Learn mongol 
thats just insulting
Learn english
Not funny enough
you french?
And the throat singing man
god no
oaoaooaaoaaa
good
u can detect the french by the spaces before their symbols

i havent met a single french person who tried changing that
weak pull out game
I was gonna ask something but Iedy and Josta cant get a joke smh
i mean

you probably got some genghis blood in you
i dont hear anything
ultra pussy haver
voice of an angel
I wanted to kick a door but forgot my speaker is in half

I made a screenshot and cut some parts
I dont wany you to know what operator i use 
he on orange polska
I was on orange
But it fucking sucks
Then t mobile
Also sucks
lycamobile?
Wifi turned off every 12 minutes
lyc ma balls
Die
Sure
what time is it
I have so much shit from yesterdays family party
Oh fuck
Sausages, salami, salad, beer
That early?
Maaaan
you can starve a lil more
Eat something
Its funny how we have different hours but the same minutes 

JUST DONT EAT KEBAB
if you value the office's toilette
new zealand has different minutes i think
New Zealand has different species
Lord of the rings takes place in new zealand 
explains all the short people
Hobbits
new zealand is not real
What have you thought, lord of the rings is real?
wheres old zealand
Ring of the lords.
its an island in new zealand i think
tf2 lore makes old zealand real
look up Chatam Islands
the netherlands
tf2 lore is kinda wack
Why is this rotated
Take a globe and put it up your ass
how about you do it
sniper is from fucking old zealand which is actually basically fucking atlantis and old zealand gets flooded and disappears. sniper's mother flies off into space or whatever in an australium spaceship and sniper gets saved and arrives in Australia where he's adopted and raised there. it's wack
no? new zealand sank under the sea
where tf are you getting this old zealand stuff
car
sorry its been 5+ years since i read tf2 comics
Wait
Why should we name a colony after Netherlands
Or is made valved by tf2
retard
@lyric horizon better call kurwa
Better Kurwa Sound
Bober Kurwa Sound

20 dollars is 20 dollads
Better yom smartyom
Minor spelling mistake
That means
1 dollar is 1 dollad
Where do you pay with dollads
idk
damn, it really is 20 Celsius outside today
In amerida
feels weird to be just in a T-shirt outside
thats not warm at all
Hello
thats a nice winter day
are you from Vorkuta
No wonder you are so annoying
learnt from the best
its a big country, some areas have snow and hails but not mine
though I enjoy the warmth, I probably would have gotten tired from daily 30-40 too
Is the ethernet really so shit there
Yes.

broski is gonna get beheaded by the sultan for mingling with the westerners
it sucks but when you get somewhere that has some real cold, it feels really really good
You would think a technological nation would have good ethernet
technological?
Eh
what part of saudi is technological lol
Saudi looks technological
technology is in oil yes but we mostly dont develop our own stuff (last time ive been there)
I stand corrected
they're sand dwellers who are rich
real life Fremen
1% probably has some neat quality of life, but the rest still employ camels and magic carpets
nah nah
tribal does exist, and a lot integrated into society
magic carpets is a luxury thing too, 1 percenter thing
just go to the nearest crack den and you'll see some
Birmingham
@coarse bear
@winged chasm bubatz
Bubatz where
not yet
I have a funny feeling that this summer is gonna be extra spicy as well
Lovely
"i do believe im on fire"
europeans when its 1 degree above 20C

20 celsius outside AND building heating going full force because fuck you, we're getting those heating fees from you
bruh
would you like busy to be cooked medium or well done?
Not funny
Not funny. I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrible attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny i genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my pathetic brain understanding that joke. In the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering with out meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done.
Bruh what the fuck?!
ok i won't
khaytil also forgot about us 
zoo wee mama
"Mr. Stark, you fucking racist"
☺️
me and who
Y'all ain't even hip yet.
brainfart
a published scientific paper with Cornell University has possibly one of the best sources ever written in a bibliography
I tried, on top of roommate blasting shit rap at what was 2 am I just couldn't fall asleep
🤷
employ your second amendmend rights on your roommate
fucking based
Yeah that would just end up him playing victim as he has done before
the paper itself is more scientific technobabble for my smooth brain to comprehend
but the source is funny
Other than beating his fucking face in which would lead to arrest
does anyone else think prophets (as in people who have recieved messages or been talked to directly by god) are just schizophrenics before schizophrenia was known as a condition
Most likely
Blur, instead of beating him up, just break his speakers
cut the electricity of your roommate sneakily
Benzin brother I am wearing the fucking things
I wear them so much I think I'm having a damn ear infection thb
Tbh"
yeah, they can start doing that
He already stabbed holes in my bike tires dudes ghetto as shit

Grown ass man who acts like a fucking child
ah, so you are being terrorized
This sum "it was revealed to me in a dream" type shit.
American low income shared housing in a nutshell
Just shoot him!
Shoot him in self defense
@strong eagle California
Cali doesn't have a stand your ground law
accidentally drop a car engine on his head while he's asleep
Best state
Lmao
How do you "accidentally" do that?
You find ways
very carefully
"1 divine vision"
Was that "divine vision" from the bottom of a bottle?
He smokes more weed than the entire population of freedomers combined
yo
Is weed legal in Cali?
Yes
lace his devil lettuce with some beladonna or something
Fucking an animal is legal there so by default weed is legal.
make him experience the most horrible bad trip of his life, fit for his personality
Can't touch his stuff tho
Plant heroin
bro are you planning to do anything about the situation aside from whining in brainfart
Dude probably fucking sells dope
Already had one of his dumbass crackheads come up to the door asking for crystal bro
Weed is now legal in germany
Like fuck sakes
Who the fuck cares about the Germanic tribals?
Your job just got shockingly easy
Me
as i am part of the tribes
Also the romans cared
UNACCEPTABLE
They were seething at our mere existance
He already had sac pd batter his door down
BECAUSE THE TRIBALS PILLAGED AND RAPED THE HEARTLANDS OF THE EMPIRE WITHOUT ANY PRIOR PROVOCATION.
i forgot you also live in cali
but north
is he that close of a friend to you?
Plus we might not have this house for long coming September
Contract with the agency that ran this place with the owner got pulled so
Moving if they have place open to move me and mom in or it's back on the street again
🙃
Fuck this state in the mouth tbh
america worst spawn point
We've been telling you that for months
collect a lot of incriminating evidence and rat on your shit roommate before you're gone
I been agreeing with you ya ass
Dude already called me a peckerwood, f slur and told me to unalive myself
👁️👄👁️
Toxic as fuck
see, he's making it easy for you to legally shit in his soup
Yep
what the fuck is a peckerwood
Slur for white
it's woodpecker, but blur hasn't normally slept since his birth
Nope that's not it
What the fuck is a kilometer?!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
Peckerwood is a term for a woodpecker which is used in the Southern United States and it is also used as a racial epithet for white people, especially poor rural whites.[2]
bro what are you smoking there
are you calling them dog hots as well 💀
He expect me to use the gamer word I guess
murica
But I am not a racist so idk what he's playing at besides being a dickhead with not cleaning up by his door bro
Shits disgusting
discussing slurs in the brianfart.. hell yejj..
Like you live in filth and squalor
These slurs are so obscure and pathetic it is funny
Yeah cracka youre right
It's like mofos come up with random BS to insult that one dude that is 1% whiter or darker than them.
This shit is camo so cops don't fucking shoot me . mkay

But here in RD? We ain't like that.
We don't use alphabet soup as slurs. We use actual nationalities as slurs.
so fvcking. .zased
I meant that as a joke, not an actual reflection of the "paper"
ok
im gonna head out
getting ready to go to the gym after 1 week break cause i was sick
Enjoy the simple things in life
exactly
id be happy too though.. that shit go hard..
anyway
i think I'm gonna pick one piece back up. but the manga
because anime pacing can go suck some ass
poor guy
one piss
one piece of shit
one dook
or theres that one pace thing ive heard abt recently
which is the anime but actually a decent watching experience i think
I stole this joke from Pregame Discharge
he cooked
one thing
cringe
Hmmm.
Is your mother a mod here?
No but my mom is
(falco)
yeh
father falco my beloved
and mama aldo 
absent mother
She's making youtube videos on her job
Don't pump falco's ego any further, otherwise he might burst
Can Falco disown this guy?
mom gave you a punishment after 🐝
incident?
Nope, i watch the sopranos 
That was s5
Weird uncle
Real
duality of man
"Would you rather have your dick hang lower than your balls, or your balls hang lower than your dick?"- Aristotle

wtf

Answer the fucking question!
your mother
depends
i could make a deep explanation but Iedy would lockdown
What is it?
Yes she has a bigger dick than your's.
What about it?
this chat gets weirder by the minute
Who the fuck reacted to this shite with the excited Pepe?







